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let me type this up for you...
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:26,
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'resists making a Jade Goody joke'
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:30,
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in future if you could resist making any mention of her at all
that would be great...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:31,
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humblest of apologies
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:34,
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don't mention it old boy
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:40,
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Who?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:35,
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that's the spirit,
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:40,
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damn
it took me ages to find that photo. Maybe ja[CENSORED]dy would have been a more obvious choice...
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:45,
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Ha ha ha...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:34,
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winner of this shitty compo
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:34,
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I'm not going to pretend
I understand all the flying animals...
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:36,
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Have I read this correctly?
Your not going to pretend and you understand all the flying animals...? Woo - you must be the only one who does and what are you not pretending to be?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:38,
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I must be
most certainly the only one that doesn't what? Is there a font called Space Weasel?
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:47,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:56,
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.
ROML
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:10,
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hahaha
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:56,
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I don't understand the flying animals either.
Someone... please elaborate......
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doctorgeorge It's good to be back ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:45,
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True to type
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Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:23,
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For those about to rock
we salute you
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Joliet ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:24,
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ACDC or The Beastie Boys?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:26,
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Strapping Young Lad
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:28,
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CaNaDa?
they don't even have nuclear weapons...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:30,
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It's actually one of the very few music DVDs that I bother owning
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:31,
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I don't have that many
I've got an A-Trac one... he's from Canadia actually... erm... the Woodstock DVD... WaveTwisterTV
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:33,
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Most of the ones I have came with the CD I bought
But I have a couple of Zappa DVDs, and erm, Rattle & Hum
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:38,
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I've just given away the last of my Music VHS
including Metallica's Year and a Half in the Life of Parts 1 and 2
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:40,
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Ah VHS
I probably have some of those stacked in a box somewhere, who knows ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:06,
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this rocks!!
/coat
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:25,
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lovely, I am finding this quite hypnotic
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:26,
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gooood
gOOOOoood... now - attach your wallet to an email and send it to mmmEEEEEEEEEeeeeee
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:29,
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bank - Lehman Brothers ltd
account number 37782243
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:43,
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Oo smoothly done
liking this to the point of click *clicks*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:28,
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and...
_/\_
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:37,
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brilliant
well done that man
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:39,
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Now almost completely mad and in a desperate attempt to post a rocket propelled animal on B3ta, a self funded Colin Pillinger shows off "Beagle 3"
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:06,
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He looks like he's having sexy plans for the dog
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:09,
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His Wikipedia article has surprisingly little to say about him, but the last sentence of the Beagle 2 Paragraph made me laugh
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:10,
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Haha!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:12,
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haha
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:22,
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flash farmers... in their Range Rovers and their wellies
:D
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:23,
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haha have a super kitty then
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:26,
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HA HA HA
super kitty is super :D
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:28,
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hahahahahahahahahaha
this is EXACTLY what would happen!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:36,
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took him a long time to be made FRS
I bet I could manage it in ... like a week!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:22,
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but he has principles
you'd show up wearing a plunging neckline showing lots of cleavage and would put out to the selection committee
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:32,
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THAT'S HOW I WON THE FARADAY PRIZE
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:37,
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no its not
you stole that off David Attenborough by getting him pissed up at the reception afterwards
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:39,
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Same difference
the point is I'm a highly respected member of the global academic community of which I am a highly respected member, globally!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:42,
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Mmmm
I fancy a corned beef, cheese and pickle toasted sarnie for lunch now.
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Joliet ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:09,
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haha yes
I nearly converted it into a lean mean grilling machine, but I didn't know how
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:11,
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sod lunch
I want it now!!!!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:17,
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I too have felt a hunger
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:31,
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Talking of simple things on rockets
although you know what's really scary is the file name of this animation could be misconscrued.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:14,
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I used up three escapes to read that sign
:) pic unrelated
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:15,
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that's your quota for an entire day!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:16,
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arf
escape doesn't work in Safari
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:17,
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not even if lions are chasing you?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:19,
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Old joke:
Two friends were out camping on a safari trip. Suddenly, a lion jumps roaring out of the bushes. One of the friends grabs a hand of sand and throws it into the eyes of the lion, and proceeds to climb into a tree. The other man just keeps standing there. "Come on!", shouts the first one, "what are you waiting for? Climb a tree!" "Why? I didn't throw the sand!"
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:26,
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another...
One day, two City types were walking through the park near the zoo and they heard a scream. "Watch out, The Lion's loose," yelled a keeper - hiding inside an empty cage. The two City chaps heard the cry and one stopped, took a pair of running shoes from his briefcase and quickly slipped them on. As they jogged off together, the one in city shoes said to his sneaker-clad pal "you don't think that those shoes are going to help you outrun the lion, do you?" "No,", said his pal, surging ahead. "But I don't have to outrun the lion, I only have to outrun you."
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:34,
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Pfft
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:40,
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haha!
I must try and remember that one...
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:43,
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Yet another one...
"... and in one fell swoop, I lunged at the lion and chopped off its tail!" the adventurer boasted. "Why not its head?" "It was already off."
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Cruising Capacity ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:09,
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Safari Adventure 1.01 by Scott Adams
you are in a clearing. A pack of Lionesses are stalking you :NORTH you cannot go that way :SOUTH you cannot go that way. The Lionesses are getting closer. :WSET I do not understand WSET :ESCAPE you cannot escape. The Lionesses attack you. You are torn to shreds, and your blood soaks into the sun baked ground. You are dead. You have scored 11 out of a possible 137. load, restart or quit? QUIT
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:24,
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Hahaha
This is how it always went
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:27,
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haha
this doesn't get any sillier :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:17,
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hahahah, utter lunacy!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:17,
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Floella Benjamin?
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:40,
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I made the mistake of looking for "red rocket"
in google image search with safe search off
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:15,
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I can imagine but I'd hate to search for
whatever that throws up from Google.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:19,
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hahahha, his expression is brilliant....
I'm half expecting this to be an advert for "Pillinger's Perfect Infrared Grill"
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:14,
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go for it!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:17,
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oooh, I may well do that later on when I have a bit of time :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:20,
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Morning all!
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hYpe is haunted by humans ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:53,
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Crikey.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:54,
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^
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:55,
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'Ning!
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:55,
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'nings CS
hope you are well this fine day
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:11,
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Aye!
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:14,
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Oooeeeooo!!!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:39,
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yes,
couldn't think of any more font funnies so did this instead
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hYpe is haunted by humans ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:55,
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Hehe well it's gonna give me daymares!
I'll fall asleep screaming.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:57,
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Crivvens!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:58,
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Cr....icket?
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:59,
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I say we nuke if from orbit, it's the only way to be sure....
*fears*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:56,
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I'll just flip my Flap horizontally.
...that is a weird sentence...
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:01,
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It will only attach itself to the landingcraft whilst you're unaware
then get onto the Mothership and kill everything except Ripley in a loader-bot, the little girl and half a 'cornblood' ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:02,
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now this is the reason you ALWAYS do final checks of your vehicle before you leave.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:05,
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"Booster rockets - check, Spacesuits - check, Oxygen cells full - check
F**king Gaint Queen Alien beastie - che...errr...arrrggghh!" lol
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:09,
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Bloody Hell!!!
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:06,
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nice isn't he?
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hYpe is haunted by humans ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:21,
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Gorjus!!
:)
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Ninj ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:38,
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/hammers etc
Bueno Estente!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:08,
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Aw
cuuuuute little elf thing
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Joliet ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:10,
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MUM!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:13,
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Haha. Perfect likeness. Everyone thought the same. No one could say it.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:21,
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It looks like this chimp with huge ears I saw on some monkey programme on the telly
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:23,
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awwww
how lovely
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:25,
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Jeepers!
Beautifully done. But fearsome.
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:50,
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FLAP: ROCKETING TO BETTER INTERNETS
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:53,
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YES
the world needs more flap I feel, happy Friday Mr Soul
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:05,
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And to you! :D
Today is gonna to be so awesome. I'm watching "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist" tonight. 'tis my favourite film :D!
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:05,
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In a similar spirit
I would recommend My Name is Bruce, featuring the legendary Bruce Campbell, tis very funny
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:32,
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Yay Happy Flap!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:05,
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Haha
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:07,
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Y E S !
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:06,
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YAY!!
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:06,
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yaays!
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:08,
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HAHAHA!!
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:09,
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IT'S GOING TO BURN UP IN THE ATMOSPHERE
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:13,
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Who pacs the pacmen?
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FoldsFive ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:31,
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arf
has to have bindun, but i ain't seen it yet, so woo to you
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:34,
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very good mr five
/click
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:34,
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very good mr five
very good NING!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:36,
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Heh, i do like that :)
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FoldsFive ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:37,
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:)
hadn't realised I'd replied exactly the same as Sock how's your good self this morning?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:38,
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Not too bad at all. It's rarely hummus strikes these days
so I thought I'd grab it first thing :)
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FoldsFive ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:39,
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I so want one of these!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:40,
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does want
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:10,
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hahahahahah! brill :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:40,
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Bin dun for ages, as has every other variation on the comic.
Teeshirts, mugs, and babby bibs of every Watchman gag have been on the shelves for decades. Just saying.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:46,
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Thank heavens for you. I could have ended up making a
right fool of myself. I knew there was a reason I didn't post on /board much any more.
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FoldsFive ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:52,
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:)
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:47,
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The Indian Government has have been firing their latest weapon at Pakistan for the last few weeks.
I took a photo, but I was lucky I got out alive
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:04,
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Cow-a-bung-gahaha, Dude!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:05,
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We have evidence right here of the hidden potential of cow methane
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:10,
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possible the most nonchalant rocket cow in existence
WOO!
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:16,
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Yes, quite so.
She does sort of look like she's saying, "Oh no! Not again!"
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:23,
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HAHAHAHA
He filled out a form for Annual leave yesterday. The HR dept hasn't responded yet. Poor Cow
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:27,
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arf
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:44,
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My dog there's shit everywhere!
woo and 'ningles all.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:52,
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Ning riv'
Figurative or literal?
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:02,
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You can see it!
There's a cloud of cow bum juice all round the gun!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:39,
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I see, hahaha! And will see you later/tomorrow.
Sleep teim.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:49,
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'ning all
and compo it :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:02,
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hahhahahah, what a sight to log on to!
'ningles all you wonderful b3tans! even though I managed to pull one of the heads off my headphones this morning, I'm in a good mood. Yay for Fridays!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:24,
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compo it!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:25,
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HAH! :)
Good morning all!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:28,
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yes I do!
It's all nice and hip
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:29,
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How do you know?
I really should shut those blinds....and not have a penchant for womens clothing
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:45,
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About to take it off actually, g'night!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:47,
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nite nite
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:57,
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Goodmorning.
I am still awake.. Due to lack of effort have this foamy CDC from our door. *Apologies for lack of rocket* *or animal*Click for bigger (412 kb)
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:30,
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where are the pubes?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:45,
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maybe the rocket animals stole then
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:49,
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This is quite possible. However don't they know that an extra few hairs will increase their wind resistance!
lol
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:54,
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Rocket Animals are a wonderment can we really know what they intend to do with all the stolen pubic hairs
perhaps they are messing with science yet again to create a pubic rocket monster or something. ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:56,
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HAHAHA
I've been perplexed for the last few days trying to come up with a solution - and have failed every time. They must have a hidden lab and testing ground somewhere... hmmm... Area 51 perhaps...
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:06,
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Pfft! Area 51 is for silly humans
The Rocket Animals are on at least Area 206.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:12,
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But that's what the government wants you to think Area 51 is for.
Perhaps they've done top secret deals with the animals.... oops I just realised, where's my aluminium foil hat?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:14,
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Yes the Government are seeking to rhetro-fix rockets to human arses
but so far tests have been a disaster with many volunteers mysteriously disappearing and the Government are not saying where these people are! Although Govt agents have been seen slushing the airfields with water jets. Opps I think I've said too much *heads to the bunker* *sneaks back to show some secret test footage*Secret Footage and possibly NSFW
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:19,
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On the other hand, this could improve any given city's public transport system
People could be jettisoned to any direction that's desired. Science has proved that the longer the distance travelled is proportionate to the amount of curry consumed the night before.
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:30,
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This would required some kind of mathematical equation
to show Vindaloo to Thrust ratio over a given time.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:33,
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D O G S !
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:08,
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HAHAHA
I logged on just at the right time. Woo!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:09,
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wooo.
dog lols
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:11,
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dog pottery
fantastic
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OneOfSome ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:34,
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ARF! WOOf!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:51,
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I love Tuesdays....
* Best of all the n00bie days! NING
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:48,
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whahaha
:D love it
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:26,
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hurrah!
a great start to the day. :D
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:47,
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Arf arf!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:14,
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brid
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:18,
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he sees the desecration of his land and sheds a single tear.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:22,
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I like this brid
it is a good brid
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Shiksa ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:25,
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Lovely
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:29,
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Well don't you know about the word?
Everybody knows that the bird is the word.
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:35,
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JOHANNESBURG
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:38,
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GETTYSBURG
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:07,
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Purdy.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:09,
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BIRDIE NUM-NUMS!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:10,
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imagine if you will...
the birds colouring a magic hue of magenta with a cyan beak I did!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:12,
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YES!!!
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:44,
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is it a robin ?
or is it a tit
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OneOfSome ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:35,
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This is a real tweet mofaha ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:37,
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I had no idea social networking was becoming so pervasive
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:39,
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Ah this is a Twitter reference - I presume
I joined up to Twitter to see what all the fuss was about, and I'm so far decidedly underwhelmed.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:52,
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Someone once tried to convince me by saying that he knew what John Cleese had had for breakfast
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:00,
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Indeed!
It seems to me, it is just like bulk-email lists without the risk of being marked as spam. And for those people who can not write fully formed paragraphs or use proper punctuation. KTHXBAILOL
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:00,
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What I find annoying is the celebrity trivia obsession
I'm watching Johnathan Ross and Stephen Fry - but all they seem to twitter about is the most mundane nonsense - "I'm off to have a bath - hope Jane will wash my back." ~ Wossy and I'm thinking "really how interesting!" although I didn't actually type this (I now wish I had) and I'm left thinking how the hell has Twitter taken off?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:09,
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I was thinking the same thing.
I logged on for about a couple of minutes and I just thought it was one giant status update fest. I don't need to know if someone is going to immediately have a bowel movement or not!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:12,
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Personally I've come to the conclusion
that Twitter is a sneaky way for Celebrities to pick the brains of the masses and steal comedy ideas and let us feast upon our their celebrity status with the concept "I'm Twittering with Stephen Fry - I must be his best friend as we talk about alsort of stuff and nonsense."
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:16,
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You may have a point there.
However, the vast number of very old men with bowel issues and obsessions with bathroom activities gives me the creeps.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:21,
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*shivers*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:24,
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My guess is they are coprophilic.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:16,
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haha
This is Twitter epitomised! lol
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:26,
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birds
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:51,
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^ Cock
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:49,
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nice.
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:47,
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LET'S GO
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:07,
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Ok!
*goes*
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:09,
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YES
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:18,
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I AM IN THE PLACE AND SO IS EVERYONE ELSE
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:21,
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WE ARE ALL WITH YOU IN SPIRIT
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:11,
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COME ON EVERYBODY! LET'S TWIST AGAIN, LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:11,
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fuckin gone already!
Y E s ,
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:12,
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love that tune
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:11,
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^same here
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:48,
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He is fueled by methane from gas-giants.
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 4:54,
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Go kitty!
Woo!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:05,
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GO KITTY!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:06,
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Woooooooooooooosssshhhhhhhhh
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:08,
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
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Geoffpeas All the cut ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 4:17,
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Haha, yup.
There was also the "chimpanzee is awesome for hoarding stones and throwing them at people" story. Which received a lot of comments saying that chimps are just like humans and humans should stop being arrogant. Looks like it's monkey-praising season.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 4:23,
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I like how chimps eat monkeys.
I can't explain why
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 4:55,
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It makes me think of those russian dolls
where they all fit one inside another.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:20,
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for Walrus Man
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OneOfSome ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:15,
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Hummingbird sing!
Sing me what the lord was singing, on the day he made the water, the colour of my baby's eyes.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:17,
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I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix!
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:27,
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Is that drug love?
Real men can't handle that lovedrug!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:54,
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Needs a bit of rocket flare out the birds bum.
Not really, is quite fine as is. Woo.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:22,
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:D
delicious brain nectar...
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:26,
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Where can i buy one of these
marvellous ear cleaning birds? Cotton buds are so last week.
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:33,
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and a quick one for the compote...eeeh
and now, im really going to do some work. maybe even for ten minutes or so
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OneOfSome ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:42,
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i should be working...
...but i made this instead.Click for bigger (333 kb)
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:50,
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Ha! Nice!
I am finally, after 5 and a half years listening to the Forever Changes Concert CD. It is amazing!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:53,
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Can't say i've listened to it...
... i am listening to Massive Attack right now if that is of any relevance?
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:55,
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I do like Massive Attack.
But Love are something else! Do you use Spotify at all?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:59,
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Can't say i do.
should i?
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:07,
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Yes, yes you should!
It is like having iTunes in your pocket!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:16,
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Is it an iPhone app then?
i might have a looksie for it.
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:19,
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good stuff
:D
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:56,
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Your time was well applied.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:00,
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I should be in bed
but I'm drunked & on b3ta KITTIES IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
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broadsword now that's fresh ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:14,
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speaking of kittens in space.
have a doodle.
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:23,
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rocket kat
somethign something elton john something sky rocket cats in flight afternoon delight
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OneOfSome ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:45,
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Its nice but is it a kittie?
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broadsword now that's fresh ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:45,
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it is a badly drawn kitty.
i didn't spend long on him sadly so he looks a bit odd.
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:48,
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Is he a robot kitten in space?
because that would explain everything
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broadsword now that's fresh ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:51,
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Actually
i think he might be a cyborg-kitty
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:54,
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Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:46,
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Have another.
It's on the house.
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 4:12,
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I really like this
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:22,
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first time i've ever uploaded doodles
i normally just do photoshop stuff. although i did photoshop it a little...
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:36,
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Aww
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:21,
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...testing...testing...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:47,
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All system at 100% sexy.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:50,
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with the proper government backing...
...i could do alot more important tests such as this.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:53,
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What's that you're looking at Mr. Spoon?
Does Mrs Spoon know?
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:50,
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If you're confused
Imagine it edited into this www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxy7YuwE2ow when she's moving the tab to make the stars twinkle
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:52,
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Gorgeous!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:52,
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she is... isn't she...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:56,
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Nice!
She has no mouth so she can't moan at me about not taking the trash out nigga!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:00,
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cor!
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway... ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:54,
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blimey
that's....
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:55,
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woo enducing stuff
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connor ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:55,
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actually...
...it's one of my favorite creations... perhaps i'll do more (rubs hands and laughs like a loon).
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:01,
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get a tumblr so i can follow you
all the cool kids have one. you don't want to be uncool now.
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connor ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:06,
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robot sexy times?
hooray!
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:56,
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the dRummer from def leppard has only got one arm
woosome
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OneOfSome ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:16,
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electric torso
woo yeah!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:17,
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Sexy science!
Rhetorical question 14- Can it be milked? Oh my god, it's being milked right now.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:59,
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Wild!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:22,
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Yea.. But can it be milked?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:50,
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it's nice up here
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:26,
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this my head is messed by
*turns laptop upside down*
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OneOfSome ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:30,
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Great pic W~Man! :)
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Fly Projector ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:31,
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That reminds me of
Mike & Angelo. Mainly because one of the characters used to sit on the ceiling in a similar fashion.
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bobzarkoff ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:35,
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Fuckign win!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:37,
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my room is spinning...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:49,
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hahaha
i love this
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:52,
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I agree.
Grabs a cup and book.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:54,
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smoke and mirrors
angles and illusions!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:23,
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right back at ya
shoulder blades are messed up, that line off her right shoulder needs to be shorted, head is a bit small, but that can be fixed. Ok, i got my fix for tonight.
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway... ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:18,
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sideboob.org
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Shlvng ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:20,
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Yay!
She look good. Classical wide hips too.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:21,
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Cor!
WOOD! ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:26,
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that is excellent
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:28,
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nicely
:)
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OneOfSome ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:31,
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hee hee...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:50,
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LIFT OFF!!
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arrangedletters ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:14,
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
You are ginger! Oh, the gif is awesome too! ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:15,
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two facts
both predicated on the other. :D yay for scribbling over and changing the frame order of a previous compo entry. EDIT: looks like you're loosing your bet. :P
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arrangedletters ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:18,
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hahahaha
brilliant :D
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:31,
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ha ha...
...that wuz quool!... :D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:52,
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AAAAAAAhahahahaha!!!!!!!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:55,
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OneOfSome ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:09,
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Arf!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:12,
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dirty slag
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:29,
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