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# Alan Partridge Family
(whatwasithinking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Back of the net!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# ITS THE JAPANESE MERCEDES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# AH HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# YES! First!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# YOU'RE LAUGHING AT WEATHER LYNNE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# DAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# DAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# DAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# DAN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# DAN!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# HELLO CAMP DAVID "OOOH HELLO ALAN" "WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST" "OOOOOH MINCE!"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# HE'S GOT A FOOT LIKE A TRACTION ENGINE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# ITS HOTTER THEN THE SUN!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# LYNNE,I'VE PIERCED MY FOOT ON A SPIIIKE!!!!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# bigger better faster stronger texasier

cfwb
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Work it!
Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# The town so nice they named it.. lots
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# It's like . . . like it's . . . like . . . mushrooming !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# WTC:The Ten Towers!!
"Nah then,Bin Laden* we gonna need some more planes**"

*C.I.A

** explosives planted in the walls
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# weren't there 7 or more towers anyway..
catnipppppppp was going on about tower 7..

unless the numbering went 1, 2, 7.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# there was about half a dozen buildings.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Possibly 1 more than that...
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# building seven.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# *tinfoils*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# so good they named it five times
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# nice font, compo it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] oopsies
no rocket animal, i forgot ..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# too soon, man
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Yeah it is . . . like a NY minute !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# oh no
they cloned it
now they will make 3 times more movies set there...
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# rebbur

CPFB (284k)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# "Here's propholactic"
I don't get it!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I leant the words prophylactic and soiled
at a relatively early age all thanks to Blues Brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I never learned how to spell it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# god bless
firefox's spell checker. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# HAHAHA!
click
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# johnny come lately?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# It's The Bates Notel !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# punny
*clikc*
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# hahaha!
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Very nice!
And simple enough for me to get too! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# DAMN IT TO FUCK
I WAS DOING THAT :'[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# what?
when?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I'm drawing it in comic strip format :(
*clicks anyway*
It is a very good joke ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Crazy, there must be something
in the air.

I had finished an version earlier with a soiled condom (it made me feel a bit ill) but thankfully photoshop crashed.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I started it a while ago and never got around to finishing it.
Nicely executed, yours.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Thank you,
the lovely response makes getting lube all over my hands worth while.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Wanking into a condom?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# ris
but i love it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
#
s bbed.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# here's spunk bag!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Johnny
you fool! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I've always seen this in my head when I see this sign..
(I helped save b3ta! Rob_B, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Erm...Huh?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# hahahaha
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# yay!!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Oh god, it's what we all feared!
Thom Yorke is going on a killing spree!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Roberto?
lully!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# remind me
not to let you give me a lift in your car any time soon...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# DJ AM618734a
big up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Jam Master _________ !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# What is the meaning of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I do not think it means what you think it means...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Spangtastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# inconceivable !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Wouldn't he suffocate.


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Never trust a Parmanian* when death is on the line!!
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha AAAAAAhahahahahaaha AAAAaaaaha...

*plonk*

*may not be parmanian.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# how strange.
there must be a condom feeling in the air (give me two minutes and I'll show yo what I mean.)
Whilst you're waiting a relate pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Oh bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Alabama - the 6-fingered state!
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# a-thank-you.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# POP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# hahaha!
fab...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# humbug
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# ace, have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Pfft!
That seems a bit (IN)XSive ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Urk!
Full of the joys of spring are we, then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# *loses bowels*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I'd pledge a fiver to see that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Its for charity
so this is totally offensive to us who feel that B celebrities deserve the chance to show their limited talent

/fumes and flounces off
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I just saw your comment about Cider down below.
Have you got the Aspall Peronelle Blush? That is proper tidy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# had that already - just the 1 bottle bit pricey
im feeling pretty unsteady, but ill try to last the pace. may fall asleep before the premier cru
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Aceness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# some of us*
work 365 days a year in charidy and not just one annoying night ;)




*not me, fuck that, the wife does. Well, not 365 days a year, she gets 5 weeks holiday and is pretty well paid but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I dunno,
I think it is all worth it just for that little Elbow performance and French and Saunders :D

It proper fucked me off that they referred to Little Britain as the Kings of Comedy and Catherine Tate as the Queen of Comedy. Morecambe and Wise are both dead and they are funnier than Walliams and Lucas.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# no idea mate.
I don't even have the right to grump about it. Most I've seen is adverts. I watched Discovery all night ( big fish in the Amazon ) and now I'm watching Free Agents, which, in the absence of Green Wing is the best thing on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Well I can assure you,
Elbow were wonderful but not on long enough!

Sadly now there are some shite mancs on to balance it out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I so miss discovery channel
ditched sky for freesat. amazon has the huge freshwater fish bugger cant recall its name
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# pirri kirri or something
but I'd have to look that up and it would mean effort.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# hahaha!
so true...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# You knows it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# James Corden makes me want to summon a commet from space and pull it towards Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# To be honest with you,
I fucking love Gavin and Stacey, but they shouldn't do sketches ever!

Also, I met him at Brixton last year and he is actually a top top bloke!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# He does strike me as a friendly sort
But yeah, Corden and Horne or which ever way round made me want to put my head through the TV and bite him


/has never watched gavin and stacey blog
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Aye,
me and my mates were absolutely hammered but he entertained us for ages none the less :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# grrrrrrrr
did quite like james cordon bloke, but little britain= little talent. elbow = great, annie lennox=fab, the rest are the floatsum and jetsum of telly

still my kids raised around £40 for this
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Good on them :D
You are slightly wrong though, Elbow = SUPERWIN! I am seeing them at Wembley tomorrow night :D *glees in his pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# you frickin bastard
may you die in the night of some disease that sucks you thru your rectum

love elbow (and I am Kloot and anything Garvey) they only on tv for a few mins for some reason..grrrr
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I've seen them quite a few times
since Asleep in the Back, and they are just getting better and better and better!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# elbow?
heard 10 mins of something by them the other day, i hope it's the last time. annie lennox gets sexier by the year no idea about anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# You sir are a man of terrible taste,
but then you redeem yourself :D

She is hot as anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# i'd never heard of elbow 'til the other day
they won't be around long enough to cause me too much discomfort.

but annie, *swoons
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# ha!
That is where you are wrong sir! 8 years and going stronger than ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# so strong i'd never heard of them until the other day
i'm guessing it's something to do with a current round of gigs or a new album or something, didn't much care for them.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Opinionlols :D
They are probably my favourite band at the moment, and have been for quite a long time. Last year was their real break through year though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# annie lennox/eurythmics 1983
i think it was 83 - what a concert. utterly mind blowing she had a voice to blow you away. even aretha franklin comes a 2nd to her. well maybe not. you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# i saw her at hatfield poly
just as sweet dreams was released, i will check the year at some point, brilliant.

07/03/83 it would appear, had never heard of them at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I work in charity too, sort of
As a volunteer, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# My mrs is
the senior finance director for a kids cancer charity.
She's surprisingly involved for a bean counter. I had to stop her bringing folk around with their trainee corpses. I'm not totally ambivalent to suffering.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# nothing wrong with volunteering
i have a right laugh doing the stuff i do.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# i dun charidy stuff tonight
doing my bit at a club for 170 folk with learning disabilities, lady that runs it got an mbe on tuesday for doing it for 40 years , don't see her in the papers, lewis hamilton drives a fast car....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# He's well hung!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# noose .. red noose
everybody hang loose

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooh . . . noose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I've never ehhh
understood ehhh the ehhh appeal of ehhhh him.

"Ooh let's ehhh phone this number I found on the ehhhh internet. It's an order line for cute hats for your ehhh WILLY!".
Hanging's too good for him but it'll do.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Hahah
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I haven't turned on telly all day, thank God.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# i forget where i was going with this
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# agreed
(my cider warning to you, dont drink the sweedish stuff.

:D thankfully the one i'm on now is called "hobgoblin" and that's all good)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# happy b3ta day
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# thank you
by the time i return, it shall be over, i'm off to watch "witness" now.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# enjoy xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Kopparberg?
I love their Perry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# i think i like hobgoblin
i don't remember what it tastes like, but i remember liking it
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# In far too many directions; as per usual.
all of which are glorious; as per usual.

:D

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Top stuff as ever.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I feel a case of the deep sea bends coming on . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# brillo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# how long do these take?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# simply start a stopwatch and wait
edit : 3 and a half hours at a guess
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# this one took about 2 or 3 hours, minus the amount of time it took me to make a sandwich and find my missing pencil
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# That's not a cooked breakfast having a fight.
pay attention man!

oh and have this q&d shite
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Better comedy and better looking!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# ooh thats good
just saw the james bloke on red nose - very funny, kids love him too
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# that's fairly frightening
...worse than the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Which real thing?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Indeed so.
still would though
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# nicely done :)
if i'm not mistaken that looks like a diver inside a wrecked sub - even odder than I imagined it.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# yeah i started off drawing the sub interior, but then it all went a bit odd
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# dayum
nice flagpole legpoles
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# we demand a colouring in book for childrens
educational and distrubational all at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Learning to Fly
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Compo it!!
er..I mean Skug's compo it!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Ooooooh yea . . . still learning to fry !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# PTOOOOEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Just not . . . straight up . . . unless it's nice and windy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# fwooooosh
*newspapers*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# ~~~~~~~SPLAT~~~~~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# !eeeehw
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# fly Fly fly
erm

to the tune of " Go Dog Go "
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Dog gone right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# bluebottle rocket!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# First in breed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# YaY!@

(Fly Projector, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# He hey . . . cousin !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# fly me
to tha mooooooooooooooooooon(reverb into distance):)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Please Give Generously!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# *Something about a black hole*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Pffhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# omg dude you totally forgot to img src
I am grumpy because there is no QI because the funny-as-cancer-a-thon takes priority.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Did you see the AMAZING little britain + catherine tate sketch
Pure tv gold




/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# It was really dire wasn't it
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I am going to sue them for false advertising
As I am not getting any comic relief from it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# It gave me cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Well at least you had one good laugh then
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# It so angered me!
Of all the sketches, they used the crappest!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# or have Harry Hill rehashing past programs for them
Couldn't he just take the piss out of the night
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# But Robbie Williams will say rude thing later!!
OMG I'll ROFLMAO SRSLY
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Watch some really old ones on youtube
You'll have forgotten them (probably) and will laugh all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# With all the Jade 'shops here on b3ta
you'd think cancer was the biggest laugh ever and we all know it's leprosy or aids ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
#
O GOD! If only there was something else to validate our existence and educate us other than television!



(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# It's QI, dude. You're not allowed to fuck with QI.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Books, Tood. It turns out they make QI *books*.
But in truth I agree with you.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# lol rofl
lmao
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# bah, I had succeeded in forgetting this guilt-a-thon was being broadcast
I was playing a game with killing in it

that's right, KILLING!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# But all games must be edu-mu-cational shirley!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# this one is
it's teachin me how to do killin*


*in a post apocalyptic dystopia of course
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# it's going to be a long night
i think i'm going to have to open a cider
also :D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Now there's something to celebrate
you have a canned eel

im waitng for the kids to go to bed so I can shop lenny henry being raped by elephants
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# i shouldn't really approve
yet somehow i do
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# As each day goes by,
and I learn a little more about you, I love you more and more!

Cider Win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# currently working my way thru
aspell range of ciders - got 8 bottles in mostly different. half way there and my face is already numb...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I would rather stick Henry up James Corden's arse
While he is on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Yeah, fuck those cunts and their
wanting to make the world a better place!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# heh :D
comic relief is actually difficult to watch. i'd rather sit still and do nothing for several hours.
i don't miss tv.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# hahahaha
pure lols
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# That wascawy wabbit is be vewy vewy full . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# This needs to happen
we need more carrot trees
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Nice carrotcature
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Carrot trees!!!
Orange and carrotty!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# haha!
poor bunny's in for a disappointment...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I'm on a computer at the airport
with a fucked screen. Therefore, those trees look like they're growing out of kebab rolls.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# heheh!
needs more leporine gigantism.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I hate this little man
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# isn't that lily allen?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# his nose looks like it is made of plasticine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# His teefs agree and took a hike !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# heheh
*SPONG*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Walking choppers!!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# haha!
how bizarre!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# I like this little man, he makes me laff with his self depreciative humour,
he knows he's a bit shit and he's doing what he can with it, but like Graham Norton he does seem very love or hate....
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I saw him interviewed
and thought he seemed nice and he was surprisingly funny - he was a bit calmer, though. I find him harder to bear when he's all manic on stage.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# a gift for you all on my b3taday


(sadly, funnier in my head)
thanks for a great year everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# HAPPY KNEES!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# A penis?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# a pen is?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
#
Pen is
stuck
in fist
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# they like being out in the open
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# *clicks*
*clicks harder*
No linky!

Happy B3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# :D sorry that's all you get
thankee
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Happy b3taday





(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# happy b3taday
you'd have thought he would have drawn himself a bigger cock
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# NO YOUR DAY
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# happy candle!

lovely garters - you don't see that 'gentleman's accessory' often enough.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Well the Stephen Fry caricature on the FP
is sporting just this attire - perhaps there is a fashion trend restarting?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Let's hope so!
say 'no' to rumpled socks!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# i hope so
these and gaiters. i'm all for it
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Gaiters as in those leather things that soldiers wear?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Or sometimes
they can be sexy, like Like this
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# or like this
curiousoddities.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/straight-razor-slasher-short-spats.jpg
(sadly disembodied though)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# ooo!
It would be like being seduced by Charlotte Bronte or something...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I expect he wears them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I know that feeling
I to suffer the fate of having one bollock above my penis and one bellow.

also nicely and happy dynamite :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Sock suspenders?
You're wrong in the head you are.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# :D kinda my subtel homage to me fav naughty drawing
needless to say, nsfw:
www.cch.unam.mx/planesyprogramas/JAVIER/historiagenda/6/componentes/ambassadors_e.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Beardsley
was fantatstic...so are garters.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# this
also this.

(i fully endorce the brighton system of naming busses after people as a great way of hearing about stuff you otherwise might not have)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Is that an orgy in edo period japan?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# nope greek politics
their pmq's was much more intersting

( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysistrata )
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# will the members
of the house please be upstanding...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Snazzy socks!
Woo and happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Happy candleage
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# happy b3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Top candle action!
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# haha!
that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# many happy b3tan returns
big fat flooded earthquakey firey ones from Australia!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# bring on the bacons
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# ok i think i'm out of the loop on this
ris?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I mean happy b3taday!
BRING ON THE TRUMPETS! BACONS! :D
all explained here
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# gah!
i really should remember to turn the volume back down when i'm done listening to something
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# SkUG loves bacon at party's . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# mmmm
art-ilicious
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Wow . . . alright . . . 67 in 7+ !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Hippy b3taday . . .
the chart shows things are on the rise !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Candle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# happy knees are happy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a bit tenuous...
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# errr RIS?
And thats a really old headset, they dont make them like that anymore and Ive had my 360 about a year and its not even like that....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# You know what I just realized?
Brits always chastise Americans for dropping Us from words like colour and armour, and go nuts when we pronounce "Edinburgh" as "Ed-in-berg"... but then we pronounce the word "borough" (as in a borough of New York City) with the U intact AND as "burra".

I love the English language
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# errr RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# We only pronounce it "Edinbruh" because
if we don't, the Scots beat us up and steal our boozes.
100% of pure fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Eeeew, you speak American. Eeeeeew.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Right click, save image as...
Don't actually do it!
Where's your self re-cocking-spect?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# OH FFS!!!!!! >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Sorry!
(Not really... I'm proud to have slightly reduced the worlds average IQ)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# i still don't get it...
even with the filename....

ROCKET PROPELLED ANIAMAANIMALS FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Sans means without
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# and the other bit means?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Its not worth spelling it out, but
the girl is called Luci,
she has a District Attourneys badge,
and shes upset because she doesn't have the console she was expecting.

And you stole it from her, you bastard... I hope you're satisfied with what you've done.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Why is there a brick, old school headgear and a set of cables?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# the brick is in place of the xbox itself,
and the other shit is just miscellaneous accessories out of the box.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Ah I see the problem...
I had my brains joke dials set all the way over to 'unneccessarily obscure'.

This will be dealt with.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# yes i am
....*sells it on ebay*
goddamn what have they done to ebay?!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# so what does that have to do with fonts?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Right click
save image asproporties, for all your bored nazi needs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Nice boast.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# No, im just saying that its a really old picture, probably a good 2 years or so
My newer headset is broke so Ive borrowed my mates old one with that style jack
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# quickest
and most convenient one I could find after a google for "xbox contents"...
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I have SEVENTEEN XBOXES AND THEY'RE ALL BRAND NEW. THEY HAVE A THOUSAND PROCESSORS AND A MILLION BUTTONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# the violence in those games are so realistic
when i throw the brick at my sister's head, it spurts blood and everything, I didn't know our technology was so far along
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# haha the ol' brick
I used to have the Original Xbox brick but I still stand by the fact you can't beat them - although pretty much without style they performed well.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# *DOUBLE SPANG*

edit:

mine spazzed out just in time for christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# brew slee!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# it's fine now, some friendly germans put some new bits in it.
*struggles to play street fighter iv with shitty 360 d-pad*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Gross!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# scat gaming, it's the future!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# hahaha
DirtBox 360!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# :(
Mine did that (one light) in jan
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# 360's Suck! - I'm on my 4th
They always wait until you get the latest full-price game, then break.
Then your game is worth half what you paid for it when you get the noisy bugger back.
:'-(
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# If you're on your 4th, it's getting far too warm and dusty.
Heat kills 'em. Personally, I'm glad. Shitty things.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Kid that age shouldn't be spending time on computer games anyway
And a quick TJ :

Remember people were suggesting I lop off a thumb to replace with my ThumbDrive?
Someone has... sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# haha!
that's pretty good!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Aperitif sir?

(spangs self)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# *spang*
I know you spanged yourself but that wasn't enough.
I did snigger though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Snigger???? In South Africa!!!!
*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# BANAL!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# You're funny.
*lies*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Has this spilled over into nastiness
or am I misreading?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Internet banter.
I would never mean to upset you Ms Pot.
Sorry if I had.
I do go too far sometimes...
There was the unleasentness with redsushi the other week which boiled over a bit.But that was mostly his fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# You're always making me cry, too.
You're an internet rogue.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# But white tears from your penis don't count.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# THEY DO TO!
*weeps*
*from penis*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Oh you bad man!!!
Don't make me post it......




Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Is this another one you did 1st?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# NO.
But I have a similar one......

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# OOYAH!
you bad bad man
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Yep.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# arg!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Watch it . . . that chaser bites !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Mmmmm... Minty!
Creme De Menthe?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# haha!
can I have mine with steradent? I like a bit of fizz...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# spits stuff at monitor
*wipes and clicks
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Ya like dags?
b3ta.com/board/9266657
Excellent - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# DOGS DO !
WOO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Woo for dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# \o/
/replied this morning
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# :) dont mind me then
im just whoring it out! + i havent been to bed since then so im a bit out to lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# no worries, it's a good 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I hate it when they do that to me
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# haha soupherb
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Teefy grins
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Safe smilin' the dog is safe smilin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# hahahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Hehe yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
Woo!
*clicks hard in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# say no to pugs
running around everywhere burgering on your carpet and all

woosome pic

in other breaking news:
it has been suggested to Old Dave to lay off the radiation therapy
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# that's
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# El chupacabra! :o
(Fly Projector, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] How dare i bring down such a humerous, established & long-standing...

...font?!
(VoiceOfReason, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# He was funny,
back in 1983, in fact he was "OOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# The funniest thing he's ever done is marry dawn french
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# But if you were to think of some really unfunny comedians
Lenny Herry wouldn't be anywhere near top of that list.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I think catherine tate would be near the top
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Oh yeah with you you on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Thirded
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# But Dawn is HOT!
Mebbe a little podgy, but she's very pretty.

But I am old!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# That you are old man, that you are
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# perhaps
your standards are falling with age, i know mine are
(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# OK, maybe she was hottest about ten years ago.
But she's like in her fifties now!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Yes I always felt he was quite funny in a non-alternative way
but mostly loved him on Tiswas when I was little.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# "offers condensed milk sandwich"


*throws bucket of water*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Yay the Phantom Flan Flinger
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# ^
I never really got his humour post-Tiswas

'Oh, look at me! I'm all angry and stuff.'

fuckoff
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Angry?
Don't remember him doing any angry comedy he was always quite mainstream.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# ok, I take some of it back, I did like three of a kind
but hate Chef in which he is always very angry, so I may have generalized a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Well I don't know that he was always angry in post-Tisawas...
...but the set that sticks in my mind was where he did a load of middle-class-friendly humour, then went on to say that someone had smeared abuse on his front door in shit.

He said, "I wonder how they did it. Did they pick up a small racist and squeeze him out like an icing gun?"

It was as funny as he intended, but he was REALLY pissed off. Unfortunately I was young enough when I saw it to feel uncomfortable about being Caucasian.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# It was felt that "Old Dave" at Health and Safety was long overdue for retirement
when he launched his new safety intiative

The Hi-Viz Camouflage Jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# The entire executive is long due retirement
Common Sense = Darwinism in action, I say.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Peace in our time.
Brought to us by excessive H&S rules. How dare we complain? I mean really.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Stop breathing so much your using precious oxygen!!
/H&S blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Plus
he hasn't been properly trained in safe breathing techniques by a qualified respiration consultant.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I apologise for...
...using pixels without conducting a risk assessment. I will stand down immediately....

...and shortly afterward form a protest group and start a class action suit.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# YOU!!!
Do you wear sunglasses and shiny spangly earings whilst driving buses?? Were you on Wednesday?...On a No 40?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# No not me
I can't think of who you might mean either.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Good job I didn't goatse the zero
on the 120 I was on in front of what i thought was you, then!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# haha
that would have made my day as long as you mean the zero in the number 120 bus and not that you would drop you trousers at the back of the bus and do something nasty haha

I was mostly driving the terrible no. 51s last week
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# With my hands..not my arse!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I hope that becomes your board_stats random quote
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# If I get back on
I been outside in "real life" this week!!
Might sqeeze back on for tomorrow's stats
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Those are handy for used car sales people too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# we have a job for you in bond movies, D
arf!

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# pfffttt.....
retirement = doing exactly the same bloody thing but with exorbitant consultancy fees.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Edgey
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Pulsating and purple!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# It is ? Ooooooh yeah . . . that thing . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I am fairly certain I had sex with this once.
Its name was Sarah.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Did you catch anything ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Only Chlamydia.
It was more of a practical joke than a disease.

I took it in the spirit it was intended.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Alien Sea Anemone Goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# That's just about got a ring to it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# ringy/burny....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Mittens are most definately needed . . . it's on FFIRE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# pulsating holes
stir that corn starch, yeah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5hcTnntkVM
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Oh yeah . . . pulsate baby !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# whoa...
*freaks out*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# It tastes better than it looks . . . honest . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Well here's to another high-profile annual fundraiser...

...fuelling the whims of many a corrupt third world leader...
(VoiceOfReason, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Is that on today?
I am so chuffed it's no longer shown here.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Hahaha Its funny cos its true
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# ah, so so true
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# It's on I'm watching it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Have you given money to fund all the celebrities to fly out to africa and show us how bad it is?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# NO.
I'm not Richard Curtis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Don't want to miss that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Has
He won an iPod yet?
(Benzyl, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Give'm time . . . he'll get one and eat the duck too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Anyone noticed that Lenny Henry's put on a bit of weight?
And I wouldn't call it patronising... more trying to offset the damage caused by centuries of colonialism, corruption, stupidity and Man's inhumanity to Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Stop picking on Noel Edmonds
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Can I pick off Noel Edmonds instead?
*assembles sniper rifle*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# a repost
from a previous broadcast:

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# snearrggh....rrrffff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Undt ze little latter hosen . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Did anyone just watch mastermind on bbc2?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# *Sigh* I wish
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# There was a bloke on it who looked like he was wanking
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# *Rushes over to youtube*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)

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