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# What it always reminds me of...
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# RIS?
Would this make more sense if I watched TV?
(Jokel, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I think it would only make sense if you watched telly
search youtube for warburtons bread, maybe ;)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# *smacks my wholemeal batch up*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# this all seems like a standard night out for me
getting asked about bread, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# hmmm:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CTJqwX-AwM

'Enya vs Prodigy'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Slut Guidelines


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(pseudocatfish, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Ugh reading is hard.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Get a braille monitor.
It's real bumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Ugh braille is hard *and* bumpy.
I dont like it change it back.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Get a sticky monitor.
It's real sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# have a lighthouse, go on have it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Ta Mr.Lemon
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# am landscape time now?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Sureface?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# sure! face may become slippery :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# eww slut juices
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# sureface
that was originally on the sign so i left it :) i like mcbadgers one tho
(pseudocatfish, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Keep hands and arms inside at all times?
Cor, what a bucket.

:D Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I've just turned 22
happy birthday to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# YAY! Many Happy Returns young Master O'Bedlam
Have a sloppy kiss from a slutty old slapper
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# phwoar....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# HAPPY KINGDOM TIMES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# i think i'm going to have to drink my self unconscious before 11. its the only way to save myself
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Population > Kingdom
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# is it? i've never been.
i'm heading to Olive on division street for buy one get one free drinks first woo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Yeah, its in the union and its less "look at me im really cool sex me please slag"
Go to the red deer on pitt street, I like that little pub
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# thats a nice little place, i don't want to inflict a bunch of drunken twats on them.
i know a lass behind the bar at olive who can always be relied upon to spike the drinks nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Haha!
I dont usually go to anywhere but the union or home.... but now I dont usually go anywhere
Stupid dissertation and lack of money
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# god i hear that.
after the holiday I need to organise a lunchtime bash for sheffield b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Hmmm maybe, Im fucking busy pretty much til last exam tho :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Congratulations on not dying for another year!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# ooo yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Happy 22 geezer :)
use your twenties wisely, mine ran out far to fast!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# cheers muchly,
the last year bloody whipped by...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# humph
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# lyddleton
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# HURRAH HURRAH!
WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# yays! 22 is the new 21!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Happy 10 years ago! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# are you me sent back from the future to protect me?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Yes, yes I am. I require somebody's clothes, boots, and motorcycle please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
# humph.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# the credit crunch is coming to Knightsbridge
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Heheheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Hmm *Dragon's Dens*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Ooof
My colleague at work tied the knot this weekend, and had planed and paid for their honey moon in Japan months and months ago, long before all this

I genuinely felt sorry for her looking over her shoulder observing the exchange rates on her PC, and looking sad
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# what's that? in the sky?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Its a flying donut dog?
oh.... its a cat :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# OH HAI CAT U DROPPED ALL THIS ON MY WINDSHIELD
HAI? CAT? HAI? U DROPPED ALL THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Bastard cunt car
how dare it be driving when cat was out for a fly
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# sort of like the sound of one hand clapping
(chickensoupforyourface, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# ha ha
well i liked it :)
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Some kind of monster

Also: I like green.
Also also: Polkadots are now in.
Also also also: The line tool is my special new friend.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# RAWR DINOSAURS
I quite want to see it too
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I like pixar.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Where the fuck is everyone. Wasnt there ment to be some kind of crazy new bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Like what?
Monkeys VS Sharks?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Its always monkeys vs *something*
I might just shop a few memes.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Oh fuck sorry
Cookies VS Mugs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Cups v Mugs
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# v
monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I was just looking at things on my desk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I wish I had a cookie.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# It is just 2 empty boxes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# non-posting is the new bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Good to see you buck the trend.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I was never one of the in crowd.
Wanna play with my notebooks filled with train numbers? You can't take them out of their plastic cases, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# well, this is my meagre offering
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# YES YES YES!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# ^This
Dinobot ftw
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I like childish films
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I think its the shiny bright colours they use.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# and the celebrity voice actors
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# HUGH LAURIE!
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# HELLO DINOSWORD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# TRIASSIC MOOR
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# TRIASSIC SWORD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# CRETACIOUS WOUND
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# ROAWR!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Angular, dude!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# NEEDS MORE "IN CONDOM"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I REBELLED.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# terrible behaviours
:(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# yesteryear's dinosaur
sunday's roast chicken.

Woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# STOMP
STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPINGO
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 3:04, archived)
# evening
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# ARSE!
(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# hehehe
only just :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I like the style of this
incase i didn't get that across in my comments above :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# cheers
just trying to paint clouds :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# nicely done, but still lacking tiger
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# damn it
i knew i forgot something :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I HAS EGG BAPS, I IS HAPPY ENOUGH :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# yum
where can i get egg baps :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I dont have them any more :(
They are now property of my stomach
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# damn it
i must have egg and bread :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Go search
Ive eaten far too many eggs in the last 3 days

Like 8 eggs I think :D

And a quiché!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# yum!
nyom nyom! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I stuck 2 fried eggs ontop of my quiché to my flatmates shock
I enjoyed it :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# you want some BACONEGGS?
img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/CobraVerde13/baconegg.jpg?t=1238287367 :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I hope that has a yokey centre
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Greater Naked Invisibility
Somatic Component : Being Naked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# nakedness
best thing since - ummmm - well best thing full stop :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Lovely stuff, Rev
Sorry to TJ but I wondered if anyone here can help...
Sometimes when I download .flv files from youtube they just won't play.
I use VLCplayer and they looks as if they are playing (the timer starts) but no video and no sound.
Am I doing something spacky?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# odd
are you sure they have fully downloaded??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Yes, positive
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# mine save as flv files?
dunno why... have you tried poking them with a stick?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Oops, ninja'd
I meant .flv files.
Some play, some don't.
I have poked them and swore at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# flv ( flash video )
files are the devil's sperm and were a half-hearted attempt to stop people stealing youtube shite.
Not all files will be the same despite the file extension. ( I could do a boring talk about codecs and multimedia containers but I won't )

Just convert your flash video to something human before you try to watch it or watch it in flash.

www.ripzor.com/flvconverter.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# ^This
Flash is a shit and does not play nice outside its own family.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# He's always wanted a spacehopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
boioioioioingy boioioioingy woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# hahahaha
woo sir!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Canine Hemorrhoids are no laughing matter
(woo, sir! :D)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# :D
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# the ears make it!
YES *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# hahaha yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# apple
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Silly Tell.
Ur doin it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Silly newton
Ur doin it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Silly Cox's Orange Pippin
Ur gettin' eat
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Silly Jobs
Ur doin it wrong
(8E74 Contains highly ironic acid, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Silly Tree Man... you're doing it wrong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DStwXsmZ3OE
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# omg that woman has a beard

edit : woah i made this "08-Feb-2007" woah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# it all makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# omg that beard has a woman
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# uh oh
that's what passed through my head too
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# windows:
blogs.pcworld.com/staffblog/archives/Dell%20Tablet%20PC%20open-straight.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# erm
pics.livejournal.com/acecamaro/pic/0084de7g
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# ha :D
pics.livejournal.com/acecamaro/pic/0084q9db
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# You are wearing your red nose incorrectly!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas un Magritte
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Good Catch!
(pseudocatfish, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# scream if you want to go faster
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# This is exactly like my drive to work in the morning up the M1.
Except the wheel's on the wrong side.

::edit:: and there isn't a Mercedes Sprinter in front of your drawing.

Woo and click!
(Guizmeaux, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# They've spruced the Channel Tunnel up a bit since my last trip.
And nicely!

Also, minor TJ - I think I've worked out how to do the tiltshift thing in Paint.NET:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# your blur needs to be less obviously defined at the edges
but essentially that's it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Ta!
I did try to sort that out a bit, but it's not quite photoshop...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
#
That is really good.

Wish I could do these.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# you can,
it's a piece of piss
just google 'tilt shift tutorial'
it's been around for ages
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# the trick is to subvert it a bit
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/footiebig.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# LOL Awesome!
(Guizmeaux, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Will do.
I don't have Photoshop, but I presume it's possible with PSP Photo?
(Guizmeaux, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# it's possible with any photo manip software that can do more than basic selections
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Get Paint.NET
Free and quite easy to use. It has an awful lot of very good plug-ins at the paint.net forum. Basically, it's the big brother of MSPaint.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# You ever seen anything I've posted?
Damn - I can hardly cope with the tools I've got!

I'll give it a look though. Thank you.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# it's even more effective
with PSP photo due to the built in depth of field focus filter
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# try
tiltshiftmaker.com/

/no-photoshop blog
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# blur the top and bottom of an image
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# rinse, repeat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# cook on a gentle heat for 30 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# then put in the bin
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Thanks!
There's good tutorial for photoshop somewhere on t'net. I guess if the photo's right to start with, then it's not too difficult?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# That's super
I just made 2 more



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All I did of course was blur the top and bottom of an image.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I love these things.
*runs off to look for more source images*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# It's ok
I'm not going to post them in new threads (assuming I do post them)...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# is that a little chef?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# AAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
enough?
melty Woos
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# woo!
mind your stuck on mirror don't fall off...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# class
are you going to colour it?
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# i'm no good at colouring :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# why not use the texture thing?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# texture thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# like tracing lumping stuff by rubbing crayons on it
but with a painty programme?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# i don't know what you mean but it all sounds very complicated
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# get some crayons
get some bark (like the stuff on trees and not the type often found on a dog)
put paper on the tree - apply crayon
result!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# interesting
i may well give that a try :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# your vehicle appears to be foreign
and ergo defective.

I did a a thing last night. It is less involved than your thing, but then I don't have a bad case of the mentals ;)



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# that's excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I'm sorry, I couldn't help but fill the shape.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Next Level : Harness the power of the mechanical bees in their castle on the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Hah, that kind of thing really reminds me of Psychosomnium, fuck that had some weird little one liners.
Cactus makes such great games man, like Walrus Man on crack and pixels.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Step on it please . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# *screams as loudly as I can*
Working on one of yours for Blender practice right at this moment.
I'll post it later this eve(hopefully) when I'm happy with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
#
Click for bigger (230 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# i don't get it
...?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Quo Street?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Shopped only please.
PS. Thanks for deleting that post!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I quite agree!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# And...
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)
# lookslike he's having a stroke
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# uh-huh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# damn link b0rked :s
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# There it is!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# ^ Mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Kinda needs a shave!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# one word:
moisturiser :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# He's a lion man!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Top Catperson, Mr Sanity
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# yikes!
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Walking a tight . . . feline . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# raar
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Woman on Woman = Aids? I think not.
probably the least risk group are lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Apart from asexual straight-edge hermits, of course.
edit : and I've been looking at some of the 'art' of David Dees, and its some pretty unpleasant stuff - anti zionist (but not antisemitic, oh, my no!) for a start...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# True and a misunderstood group
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I'm fairly sure that at the moment general enzymes and body functions are thought to physically destroy HIV if ingested.
Though to be honest I would have thought the most glaring error is the man-on-woman part. I don't think I have the technical knowledge to know whether you can give a horse aids though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Well as statistics go then the highest rising cases of HIV is amongst
Hetrosexuals (Man-on-Women) even though Gay Males are individually more likely to actually get HIV but that's because there are far more Hetrosexuals than Homosexuals. I can't quote any research or actual statistics but I'm pretty sure I read that this is the case.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Quoting research is seemingly largely pointless in this field because there are so many people who just want to discredit homosexuality in general.
For instance someone who I had thought was fairly intelligent insisted that homosexual men were proven to be more promiscious. Frankly anyone with a degree of reason would realise that it's just the fact that men are in general more promiscious and would largely hit every woman they met if they'd let them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# So true
it's just a case of generalisation the same as racism - if someone has a point of view that's opposed to gays and lesbians they will generalise to prove something that supports their prejudice. "Gay men are promiscious." "Lesbians don't shave their armpits or legs!" anybody with a brains knows it's all bullshit but it appeals to the ignorant.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Simon Weston's obviously got the same plastic surgeon...
...as Jocelyn Wildenstein.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# does anyone remember this


RIS? I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# fuck off now, please
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# awesome second account
which regular are you?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# im a veteran!
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# brrmm brrmm beep beep
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# starky and hutch: the early years?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# this is bizarre and hypnotic and i can't stop watching it
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
#

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I fuck - is it Tuesday already?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# HuH ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Listen, do you really think this is funny?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Yes.
You're a vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Vaginas are useful
there is a difference ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Yeah, we all need somewhere to keep our beer.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Bus drivers aren't!!
I hope you weren't driving a 53 on Saturday morning!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Erm..........



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Would you like to suck my used tampon?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Bad news Lolcat you cant haz cheezburger...
(pseudocatfish, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# TEXT!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# What I said down there ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# yoghurt in burgers? cor!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# burger, tzatziki, cherry toms in ciabiatta leads to epic win
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# + extra garlic



(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I'm liking the sound of this
tzatziki is bloody lovely, as well
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# falafel burger, I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# falafel and humous
Chickpea overload FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I'm hungry now
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# pffftttt....
welcome - now shop the cat!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# oh noes


Click for bigger (263 kb)

(pseudocatfish, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# now this is what you should have done first
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# ^-^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# "Signed, the dog"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Haaha I quite like this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# It's a swing bridge! Geddit!?

optimising this pretty much killed it but meh...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Nice, I know the original of this
woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Woo!
(But pukes a little with vertigo)
(Guizmeaux, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Then Wil's work is done
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I feel happy to have been part of it.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# wuuurgh
sorry, woo
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I'm geddin' vertigo a-go go !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Very good
Makes me quite ill :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# *feels drunk*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# *is drunk*

^ That actually make me feel sodererer... HIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# So am I!!!
weel slightly inbnebriated
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# CHEERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# *feels like heaven*
dun-dun-dun dun

b3ta.com/board/9315236
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# nicely done there!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# crikey!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# that gives me a headache
:(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# fookin' grand!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# hehe it does exactly what it says on the tin - Ronseal if you will.
lovely animation and does feel queasy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# mega lollzz


fat cat
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# ^ Sag-Puss
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# The fuck you playin' at?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Thanx for the reminder . . . I just did !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I'M OUTRAGED
(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# this is new!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Sing four it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# He looks like
Frank (a stray someone posted here a while ago) and like my nameless cat that I mentioned below.

A british blue I believe.

here
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# I think you're right.
It's properly cobby and has gold eyes.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I prefer LOL chavz...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# HAPPY CAT
 


I love Happy Cat and it saddens me to think the original Happy Cat is probably dead
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# holy shit
kill it!!
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Kick it in the NUUUUUUUUUUTS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I misheard it................
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# catace
(petisha, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# aaaaaaaahhhhahhhahhhhah excellent
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Haha how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Nicely but sorry to TJ
Although it sort of fits the theme.

Can anyone, or does anyone know someone, that can trace a mobile phone number to find the user details.

I've been getting phone calls threatening me and now my family and I'd like to sort it out.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# The police?
(sorry if that's obvious :( )
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Yes
but I'D like to sort it out ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# 1571 and a rifle?
Do you know what network it's on? Maybe phone company could tell you the location. Or something.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Send a picture of your cock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Turn your phone off and then masturbate furiously for an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# All good ideas but
this is a serious request.

The police have said they advise me to change my number, my mobile provider gave me the offenders number but won't give me anything else.

Anyone help out?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# just ring the number and tell them firmly I SAY OLD CHAP, THESE SORTS OF SHENNANIGANS SIMPLY WILL NOT DO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Done that to no avail
It's upsetting my wife and i'd like to have a chat in person.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Who have you upset - it may be them?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# No one that I know of
They know a bit about me though and I really want to stop it. Even being able to tell them I know their name may be enough.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# have you tried
any of these?
www.google.co.uk/search?q=trace+mobile+numbers+uk&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Or this ¬
tinyurl.com/cnenmx
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# DO WHAT STING SAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I'd suggest first of all trying to record the next conversation when it happens
if you can record at leats 2, it then might make the police pay more attention if the threats are serious enough.
You'll also ahve proof then shoudl it be needed later.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Outstanding Maverick!
Iceman I have a bogey on my screen /ac
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# All secret weapons should be made of cat.
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
#

(Sheepattack!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Meep meep !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Shopped only please.


* Nija edit
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# *Shopes*
...*shopes off*
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# it scares me its taken this long
people are slipping!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# nicely done
Image challenge suggestion in there too.
Recreate album covers using google street view.

edit: though we may have just run out of possibilities.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# haha! Nice one Mr Ftang!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Related?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)

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