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# Amazing what they're building in Dubai these days...

click for bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# *burns Rothmans*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I needed to wear a mindpissproof hat today it's spotting out
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# You're always smoking you
and you never try any other type of cigarette!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Us smokers are creatures of habit
mainly bad ones
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# i try and go for a bit of variety tho within my smoking.
duty free drum light when poor and if feeling flush there's an array of cheap and nasty taylor mades i will happily buy and smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Truly a thing of beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# HAHA OMG THERE IS A THING IN DUBAI AND FROM SPACE IT LOOKS LIKE A PENEISIESISISISEISIS!
OMGLOGL!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# *rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# *likes*
AGAIN! AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# That's a bit well done, is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/5317866

I like yours
but you've had about four years longer to work on it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# :)
this just reminds me how long I have been wasting time on b3ta :D

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Haven't we all.
We give it the best years of our lives and it rewards us with a tuesday:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# yeah
lol, jokes on us!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Effects Morrissey voice.
Every day is like a Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I turned 6
a wee while ago - one of the happiest days of my life

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I turned 7 just before you
but it was a Sunday so I was sat on my own, wearing a party hat, with nobody to share my b3taday cake with.

So, yeah, one of the happiest days of my life too!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# *birthday hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Yay!
birthday hugs are the bestest hugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# funny thing is i've been meaning to do it for years,
but always decided just to shop somebody's head onto a film poster instead!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha
mMpty Ball Pier:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Great minds, yours is much better though chief :D


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# indeed pal!
thought it' might've bindun so i spent fecekin ages on it to make it look good (hopefully)...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Your cock is ace...
...er...hang on. That's a bit rude :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Arf!

Needs more crudeness though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I know, it's a bit too high-brow,
My cock drawing skills have improved tremendously since I joined b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# DO IT AGAIN HUMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# He loves it
And it keeps his coat healthy and shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# that is just beautiful.
what a fucking work of art.
this will set me up for the day ahead at work!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# ha I don't have to go to work today
HA!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# hahahhaha, that is some top ;shoppage, sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# this would be a fantastic investment
because it's not as if sea levels are going to rise or anything like that.

EVERYONE IS A FOOL
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I'm not
*lives inland*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I don't think you realise
just how much the sea level is going to rise... I put the plug in and left my sink running this morning

muuwwuuhhahhahhahha

*moves to the top of Ben Lomond Island*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Hmph.
*ground floor flat*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# it's going to be so cool
like Kevin Costner's Waterworld!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# my house is called Seaview Cottage
from the front window I can see the underside of my car
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# you don't drive a
C Class Mercedes I take it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# haha
no

in fact, my house is now called Seaview Ottage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Please buy an F and an R.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# heheh
my postman struggles with it as it is

he's just about got the hang of 'Flat 1'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# The royal mail gets very confused about my house
so all of the companies that use their system do too. A lot of people taking my address ask 'are you sure?'


I fucking live here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I want to get the other Mr the Clownfish a camera tripod for his birthday
the one he wants is called 'Manfroto' which fills me with glee
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Is it foreign or are they having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# HA HA HA
very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
thats excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# im staying on the palm this weekend :D woo!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I always thought they were trying to send a message /delurks
(diesseits, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# hahaha
wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# hahaha, you harsh bastard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Proper laughter outburst!!
Glad I have mine own office!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# haha
still my favourite horace-related post.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# hahaha
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# never seen the attraction in skiing
it's cold and hurts
and kills, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Like icicle rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# 'sajjjudder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# oh yeah, I forgot 'fun'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Well, I can see the fun in that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I prefer the sitting about in interesting jumpers
looking at the scenery bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# ooh yes, this ^
With a massive mug of cocoa
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Oh, lovely.
Also: STRUDEL.

....... there, these are for umlauts if that needed any.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# No Umlauts req'd, ma'am - keep 'em in your purse for later x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# GERMAN: DID YOU KNOW FACT #46:
"Strudel" means "whirl", so a whirlpool (as in the natural occurrence) is a "Wasserstrudel". However the Whirlpool that you find in posh bathrooms is called "Ein Whirlpool"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# You should be a teacher. I could see you being a teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I'm quite good at it I've been told - I would have liked to have been a teacher in the 30's
Where I could dish out deserved beatings when required
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Don't taunt me, Dix.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Were you a naughty girl at school?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I was ME, in a school of
1400 girls.

*raises an eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Some very good memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# heehee
interesting jumpers
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I've got one with fucking REINDEERS on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# actual reindeers fucking?
that's an interesting jumper alright :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Why must you taint everything?
:-( poor my eyes. Poor baby Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I'm sorry, I'm weak and taintful
:(

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# *bottom lip trembles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# *tries hard to stop contemplating that statement*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# oooofffff! hahahahhahahah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Never played it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# hahahaha... wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# We really need to find a replacedment for I Love Hosres.
It has left a huge horsey shaped hole in b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
#
www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Er
www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses//
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I know
but it's not the same:(
I'm also guessing that it's only there as it went to Oz later than the UK. Therefore it's only a matter of time til it's gone.
Best to plan these things in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# morning b3ta!
I need a hug!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# *supplies Dixon-quality hug*
A quality not to be sniffed at.

Chin up, Lil' Buckeroo

*wraps entire head in toiletpaper and does a little jig*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# *hugz*

Hey! Are you trying to steal my wallet?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# shit! rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Hell...
We're p*ssing ourselves laughing at this one!
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] *plays dramatic background music/metal*

Click for bigger (77 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha

good one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# hahaha
super!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Oh FFS Happy Toast can't you just for once be crap - go on just a little bit crap
just for me please. I'll buy you a kit kat! *tempts with kit kat*

Damn I suppose I must woo yay you and if you aren't already bored by all the praise *keeps kit kat*

(begrudgingly clicks)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I love KitKats
chunky ones especially

*I like clicks even more, thankyou :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# clickwhore:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I am
I cry when I don't get any (except when I do shit pictures, then I deserve everything I don't get)

nings chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Do you play WoW then or is this another PvP video reference
I suppose they all have a PvP element like Halo etc.

Just if you play which characters do you play - I'd expect an uber elite Horde type character that beats you in PvP every single time and steals your KitKat.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I don't play any of those games
and have no idea what you're on about :D are KitKats in WoW? I'm simply talking about the chocolate/wafer loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant!! *clicks* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# hahaha
*installs AIMBOT*

*equips AWP*

*gets spammed*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Hahaha, ooh dear.
Hello Teurghst.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Is that my name in Welsh?
and don't worry, the two death related pictures there are shopped *fluffs* :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Ittle fwuffywuffy bunnykins!
Looking forward to the extended weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# oh yes, all those extra hours of diy and overworking :(
hopefully some chocloate though, so not all bad
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I've got inking to be doing, for HOURS AND HOURS
*has shot herself in the foot abloodygain*. I need to have better, more simple ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# actually
tost hapus
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# haha, cheers boyo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Scuse me, Mr Geoff
What's Captain Wow, please?

(anyone who says 'lol, a right cow' or owt'll get a slap)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# hahahhahah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Really,
this is just great!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# hahahaha
camping bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# pffft...
Lady S enjoys seeing me getting my arse handed to me in CoD and said the other day

"That guy Respawn always seems to kill you. Why do play against him all the time?"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# The pictures make me do a sad
but the speechbubbles make me do a guilty glee
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# hahahaha
war is hell
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# HAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# The fool did not jump before it impacted
silly Newbie,

*click*

(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Lest we forget...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Hah, nice
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Ta Lushness
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# hahaha
ps mmmnnnph

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Ahhhhahahahaha
*gets the joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Hello, I'm David Frost.
I don't know, but it fits somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# top hairy penissage!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Migh it be...
...that printmeister is from Romania?
Else I can't explain the "Drgneti" in the title
(vladk2k, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Woops!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] lol, women drivers
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Oh yes! I had that on the atari lynx

that was a very hard game to play, if I recall correctly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] yey for Outrun! Here's another oldie...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# HAHA!
This gets a historical tranny LOL from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# ha ha ha
All teh win, etc!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I think the best thingabout that game
was the cardboard cutout cow at the beggining
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# hahahaha
UK Terror Policy: 3 Word Synopsis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# What is the arrest procedure?
Discharge weapon 7 times into cranial area and once into shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# and then say "hands up" as an afterthought
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# It's almost as if it were written by....oh.
That big guy. Him with the legs. Mr Fawlty.

Forgive me, I'm so tired. Slightly stoned as well (well it IS Thursday).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# hooray for the early weekend
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# You're damn bloody skippy, hooray.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Why is it always racism in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Happy ... Well happy whatever works for you ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# so that's how tubgirl was made
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# yup
one pack of mentos and a diet coke colonectomy.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I can't remember what happens in this film
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# I can't either, but I know I've seen it.
Gooooood morning, Nibs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# hello miss
today I will be mostly having coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Tea for me, coffee suddenly makes me a bit sick
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Home Clear blue test for you!!
....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Bindun
no babies for me :-(

Give it a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Ok.
I'll ask again this time next year :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Hang on I think I have the plot tattooed on my arse:
"Memento is a 2000 psychological thriller film written and directed by Christopher Nolan, adapted from his brother Jonathan's short story "Memento Mori." It stars Guy Pearce as Leonard Shelby, a former insurance fraud investigator searching for the man he believes raped and killed his wife during a burglary. Leonard suffers from anterograde amnesia, which he contracted from severe head trauma during the attack on his wife. This renders his brain unable to store new memories. To cope with his condition, he maintains a system of notes, photographs, and tattoos to record information about himself and others, including his wife's killer. He is aided in his investigation by Teddy (Joe Pantoliano) and Natalie (Carrie-Anne Moss), neither of whom he can trust.

The film's events unfold in two separate, alternating narratives—one in color, and the other in black and white. The black and white sections are told in chronological order, showing Leonard conversing with an anonymous phone caller in a motel room. Leonard's investigation is depicted in five-minute color sequences that are in reverse chronological order. As each scene begins, Leonard has just lost his recent memories, leaving him unaware of where he is or what he was doing. The scene ends just after its events fade from his memory. By reversing the order, the spectator is unaware of the preceding events, just like Leonard. By the film's end, the two narratives converge into a single color sequence."

In Arial Bold Size 20
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# DAMMIT DIXON!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I drifted off after 'my arse'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# All I know is, I seem to have spent most of the film tattooing "don't see this movie" onto my leg
(actually, it was very good, I am of course joking)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Neither can he...
It's like you're living the film

or something...

ningles you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# nings mister!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] nings all


This compo is fab, and I will do soemthing good at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# hahaha
'ningles teh Joe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# ningles teh ghost!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# And how are your Scaramangas scaramangaring?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Grand as grand can be ...
Really looking forward to the weekend.

I take it you're going to be up to your arse in work?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Worse
Up to my colon in work. All full and as a result few check ins tomorrow so not overly rushed but loads of Saturday plus my booking system seems to be giving me bookings when I'm full.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I won't
I know shit all about computer games :(
Have this pea anyhoodle and 'nings

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# PREPARE TO QUALIFY.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# *prepares*
nings Dixon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Morning JS :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# *is half asleep*
mnuh?

Mpph. Mning *yawn*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Good morning! *cuddles*
Just as I saw this a bunny appeared at my window :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Yar, I am the bunny bringer
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# *grabs bunny and holds it against your face*
mmm warm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# :D
bless you, hun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Are you an inmate... I mean resident, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# :(
Made it out to Norwich yesterday to see Godot :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9346468
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Saw that
looks cracking, but why is it on in Norwich?

Surely any kind of theatre is proof of sorcery?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# It's the work of pagans!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hahahaha, fucking brill :D
"They're coming out of the goddamn walls!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I love it!
Driving round the 'D's. A common Ipswich past time!

Clicks!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I'm
Going to be cutting right through there on the buss tomorrow on my way to work... Oh the shame...
(TrudyScrumptious, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# hahahahhaha! this compo is great :D
nings Joey!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# *deacons*
Nings steve!

It's a fake fucking friday... best of all fridays!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] fucking right it is
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I'm clicking EVEYTHING you've posted so far today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This is not getting enough love. :)
(Fidoh, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] lol, excellent, plus I liek this comp too
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a tangentially relevant pearoast...
(DrDerekDoctors, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha.
Late night compo entry...

The tragic shortcomings of vector frame spaceship.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Do you remember 'Codename Matt 2' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# naa sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# oh i bloody LOVE boulder dash!
Ive got my old Amstrad CPC version running on my ds... ahh nothing like playing boulder dash whilst dropping boulders on the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# This compo is going to be such a nostalgia fest
I love it so much
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I know, i might actually bother to enter this one
all i need is an idea
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] SIM CITY

(timtam h4x0rd @, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:25, archived)
# That time they went ahead and chose monster was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:26, archived)
# Raarr!

/edit: good day all, have a cock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:56, archived)
# ^ Nice...

NINGALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:10, archived)
# ningles wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:11, archived)
# This fem makes me tickle all over
NING NONG NANG sir
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)
# oh! i want a simcity game that runs on top of google maps
that would be ace
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:42, archived)
# but everything would already be built
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:44, archived)
# it would have special town-hiding abilities
or possibly it would just use the streetmap bit

okay, i've not thought it through
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:49, archived)
# maybe they could base the art around real cities or something
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:52, archived)
# i know!
a strategy battle game, where you control the populace rather than the buildings

there could be mockup street view too, where you can watch your hordes set fire to your enemies
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:12, archived)
# The Last Guy FTW :)
blog.wired.com/games/2008/08/the-last-guy--1.html
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Well that's a good start to my morning.
I think you'll find Tesday that way.
*points*


Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

'ningles all. I'd like to indroduce to Thursday. He will be your Friday for the week.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:24, archived)
# Tuesdays are my Fridays usually
but only for my office job
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Mine too actually.
Except I haven't had a day off for three weeks:P
*shakes 'ningles hand*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)
# doesn't matter really, they're all tuesdays to me :D
nings ghostie!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)
# 'ningles
There's an easy way of solving that problem. If you buy a calendar it'll list all the day for you. Unless, of course, it's this calendar.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Is that the official b3ta calendar?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Just the school holiday one.
but this could be if you want:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# hahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I for one applaud the addition of an extra 370kb to this thread
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# I believe the was that cr3 has set the board up since the filesize increase
is that if you've seen an image before it loads from cache.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# What if you clear your cache and cookies regular, like I do?
/Burning the porn-viewing evidence blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# THen you're a dirty perv and deserve everything you get:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# heheh, top! But it's a bit big.....
'ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)
# ...those EXACT words....


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)
# nings medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:34, archived)
# ELF CALAMARI
hello b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Hello MN
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU SLIDE
 


I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SOFT INSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:20, archived)
# mmmmm
1 please

edit: right then, I'm off to bed lovely b3tans. Same place tomorrow?
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:22, archived)
# MMMM, EYEBALL ON PRESSED TURKEY!
ALMOST AS GOOD AS PIMENTO LOAF.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:23, archived)
# I DO NOT LIKE FREEBASING HAM.
I DO NOT FEAR YOU, SON OF SAM.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:23, archived)
# Frances the badger.
 
www.amazon.com/Bread-Jam-Frances-Russell-Hoban/dp/0064430960
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:28, archived)
# my favourite kids' book, which i actually own a copy of:
www.amazon.com/Sometimes-Mom-Drinks-Too-Much/dp/081721366X

edit: this one looks good, too - www.amazon.com/Dad-Loves-Has-Disease-Addiction/dp/0910223238/ref=pd_sim_b_3
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:33, archived)
# This was mine
www.amazon.com/Just-Plant-Childrens-Story-Marijuana/dp/0976011727/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1239255383&sr=1-1

which may explain a few things.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:36, archived)
# we ought to write "it's just a crystal" here on gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:40, archived)
# HE IS ABOUT TO EAT THE ALL SEEING EYE. THIS MEANS THAT THE NWO HAS FAILED
This must have been taken after his album release
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:25, archived)
# WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:31, archived)
# REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:38, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:46, archived)
# THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:49, archived)
# LIKE FRIED EGGS IN A RESTAURANT, SO TOO ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:53, archived)
# AND SO TOO IS THE FACT THAT, JUST LIKE THE EGG, OUR LIVES CAN ALSO BE SCRAMBLED
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:57, archived)
# WE NEED MORE EGGS!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:57, archived)
# SO MANY LITTLE EGGIES AND I'M STILL STARVING AND I'M GOING TO EAT THEM ALL BEFORE I GO TO SLEEPIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:58, archived)
# THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE WORLDWIDE DILEMMA: WHICH CAME FIRST - THE HUNGER OR THE EGG?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:02, archived)
# AND PEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:02, archived)
# EGGS SHOULD BE SOLD IN PAIRS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:12, archived)
# with the right equipment and an infinite amount of time it is possible to unscramble an egg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:58, archived)
# this is the eternal motion that battles our minds and the unemployment rate
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:04, archived)
# THANK THE LORD FOR DECEASED RELATIVES I ONLY MET ONCE OR TWICE
ALSO THANKS TO THE DECEASED RELATIVES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:06, archived)
# THESE ARE THE DAYS OF THE WEEK.
/sctv blog.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:01, archived)
# *throws TV out window*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:14, archived)
# IT WAS ALL GREASY AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS UNTIL THE DAY I DIE
I DO NOT WANT THEM IN A PIE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:36, archived)
# WTF? i don't even play video games!
Yet again another compo that
has no meaning to me ...nothing!

Sorry Rapitinui for using
your thread to rant on! :|
(Fly Projector, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:46, archived)
# Ew! :|

(Fly Projector, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Erm.. you will notice his post is not a compo entry :)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:56, archived)
# THERE WAS THIS GAME I PLAYED AND I HAD A BEARD AND THE EGG WAS LOOKING AT ME AND I GOT SCARED.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:57, archived)
# "After Burner II"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:59, archived)
# UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU LET THAT EGG TOUCH THE BEARD. YOU HAVE TO BEAT THAT EGG HARD. AGAIN I SAY, BEAT IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:01, archived)
# WE DO NOT LIKE YOU MANY WAYS
WE COULD DO WITHOUT YOU FOR DAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:16, archived)
# AND I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU SLICE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:01, archived)
# the board seems extra slow tonight.

WAKE UP YOU LOT OF POOFS.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:42, archived)
# Arrrgh!
Nice shopping.

I went to see Godot yesterday. It was fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:51, archived)
# That would have been good.
We rarely get that calibre of actors in a musical/play here.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:53, archived)
# ta
however I noticed that I missed a bit next to the right-most leg.

I am jealous of your godot viewing.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:12, archived)
# Nicely done!
I'm awake, i've just been out shopping. Now get me a beer!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:51, archived)
# I would
however in the country in which I reside, I have to wait a couple of more years.. or steal from the bums.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)
# Not by much. I've posted a wack of new silliness in a strip already, pea'ed about and been commenting along.
www.b3ta.com/board/9347342
and compo'd too
www.b3ta.com/board/9347170

Nice animash.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Have you eaten them yet?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)
# Yes, but not all of them.
Jam actually does have just enough dough to keep it from the paper.
edit: bit blurry as I did not use the tripod.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:59, archived)
# even after the accident, Mr. Squirrelyhead did not resign himself to be roadkill!
He pressed on! This is a tale of survival.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:14, archived)
# calvin and..
(artesia if a badger crawled out my arse, i'd call it jesus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:29, archived)
# When Stars grow up...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:26, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:29, archived)
# have you seen this video
from the G20 protests regarding that Ian Tomlinson chap that passed away?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdFBHxNjfD4
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:33, archived)
# Thanks for that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 6:36, archived)
# can you shorten your sig to just FUCKING, SHITTY MAGNETS
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:15, archived)
# But someone else has that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:19, archived)
# Awww
I miss Calvin and Hobbs
(empty head, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# nevermind pet at least you've got your looks....then again....


ris: www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/apr/08/courtney-love-nirvana-millions-missing
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:58, archived)
# COURTNEY LOVE DOES, IN FACT, HAVE A VESTIGIAL PENIS.
 
I SAW IT ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:40, archived)
# no wonder I RIS'D when you first posted this.
I thought the bird was sarah michelle gellar.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:45, archived)
# hahahaha
this is a mighty pun.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:02, archived)
# I SAW RUPERT MURDOCH PLAYING WITH IT, SO IT MUST BE REAL
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:52, archived)
# Bah!
She'll keep milking that dead emo until there is not a
scrap of coke left to be shoved up her nose. LOL BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:14, archived)
[challenge entry] It had to be done
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:38, archived)
# "They look like an evil eye. The whole thing just looks evil, distrustful and greasy."
Her fear has become so bad that even a quick glance at one makes her feel physically sick and even faint.

"A friend of mine had a picture on Facebook of them cooking a fried egg - I had to stick a post-it over it so I couldn't see it," she said.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:42, archived)
# "My friends decided to make a fried egg sandwich which I believe is where my fear began," she said.
"It was the nastiest, greasiest-looking sandwich I had ever seen and I remember the fried egg was hanging out of it, the yolk was running down the side, and it was burnt at the edges.

"It still haunts me to this day."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Did you ever go to make a pork sausage...
... and find hairs all over it? Then the little pile of fungus
gave me a look. A look that chills me to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:54, archived)
# "I would be violent to anyone who tried to show me or pull me towards a fried egg, so I now make sure I keep an egg free zone."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:49, archived)
# "I can't go to restaurants because I am afraid of seeing a fried egg," she said.

"I do anything in my power not to come into contact with them because I am unable to control the feelings that overtake me."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:52, archived)
# "If they don't confront their fears - their suffering will continue - it's their choice."
 
tip: if they are serving fried eggs IT IS PROBABLY NOT A RESTAURANT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:55, archived)
# They have simpler tastes in England.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:15, archived)
# "Beauty therapist" !!!! WTF!!!
My shitting hell that's lame.

*googles*
Fucking hell, there are more calling themselves that. GET A LIFE!
Make one up, borrow one, for fuck sake that's really retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:56, archived)
# yeah she's not a particularly good advertisment for her own business is she.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:01, archived)
# Too much bacon, not enough eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Quick overview of more of these is a study in Superior Design land.
The source item was just another silly introverted bint with
an over inflated sense of the dramatic. Which seems to be
a/the pattern with several of the Beauty therapist sites I saw.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:06, archived)
# FOR GREAT JUSTICE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:46, archived)
# *peas this twice in the same day*


(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:46, archived)
# she doesn't deserve her own thread, but... hover bacon cockatoo lady
(dincauze, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:06, archived)
# this gives me the fear
=(
(Mr Torture Oh no! Not the BEEEEEEEEEEES!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Then why put her in one?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)
[challenge entry] the DMT is kicking in...
(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)
# REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)
# phoenix downs
(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:23, archived)
# OBJECTION
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:26, archived)
# PRETTY PRETTY CRYSTALS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Brock Obama: Leader of the Pewter City Gym.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Gotta Release Em All
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Bonus remix
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Oh no, Starmie escaped!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)
# The German Chancellor is Nurse Joy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Bah, can't sleep
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:22, archived)
# I fought the LAW... and the LAW won
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:28, archived)
# I once fought the laws of physics,
and they won too! But then I punched Sir Isaac Newton in the face and they whimpered off. Poofs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)
#
imagechan.com/images/f0c104c4c63165610c350249cd6b1eac.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:39, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Fucking hell that's depressing.
Feel bad for laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:44, archived)
# fake, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)
# I hope you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:49, archived)
# well it is on slashdot after all
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:21, archived)
# /.-. /.-. /.-. /.COM
.COM
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Classic copy pasta is classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Laws of Physics?
General guidelines, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:53, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:24, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhahhhahh excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:24, archived)
# QUAD DAMAMGE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)
# DOUBLE KILL.
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)
# REGENERAMATATIONS!
POOM BLOM!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 5:37, archived)

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