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# Cat Loves Disco...
oh yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# All cats love disco.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# *refuses to say anything because you wont respond anyway*
'tis woo though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# : (
I respond!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Tell us who you are then mystery man ;)

Are you a pro animater?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# See rhe replies to the cat and bats post earlier....
I am no man of mystery, just a man....well, man boy!
; )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Hidden half way down
you cheeky git ;)

Well I love your work and I hope you get to do the 2D stuff as you want to :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# haha. He is very good.
I just don't understand how he manages to get such fluid movement into such small file sizes because when I try it with motion tweens I get BIGGER THAN THE MOON.

And of course If I don't understand it then there is magic involved. ( and probably demonology ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# HE IS THE DEVIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# mine used to like metal
though she's deaf now.

night board
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# we know...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# and I <3 cat!
hahaaha!

:D


edit: nite all, sleepy tiem
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# : D
bloody brill! PARTY TIEM!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
They are actually rocking out in time with each other :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# !!
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Both of these are cool.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# They really do and that is woo!
This guy is watching
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Cat has 3 arms
IT'S THE DEVIL'S WORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# mrraoowww
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:52, archived)
# you are annoying me now (*jealousy) :D
wonderful! *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# ...a gift...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# WEED!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# i smoke 2 joints in the morning...
...i smoke 2 joints at night!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# I like this :D
It reminds me a bit of this :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=imOL1gImZb8
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# awwwwwww...
...that was beautiful!!!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I love those early Disney animations so much!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# That's revolting!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# haha fucking disney and his terrifying animation
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# The Bull Frogs in Silly Symphonies used to shit me up proper!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# POD People!!
:D
just 100% cute!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:25, archived)
# For the love of God
somebody get those babies genitals!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:44, archived)
# haha what is happening
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# magic acorn...
...magic things!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# OMNOMNOMNYOMNOM

for the uninformed:
www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/index.html?iref=newssearch
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Well she's a fucking idiot who probably wanted to stroke him, the big lovable fur-ball..
A nice drawing of the scene though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)
# i like to think that she was sacrificing herself to the bear
She could feed him for months!
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# ^this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# stupid woman is stupid
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# ha! I bet that bear was thinking:
"Dear Diary : Jackpot!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Family Guy Paedo Lols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Hahahahah
That is ridiculous.

I like your epic depiction. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# thank you miss
especially because I wish had the talent/patience to draw the things you have posted here.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I cannot watch the video
which annoys me.

Still, Phil Spektor is going to gaol.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)
# the video is probably twice as hilarious
When trying to get her out of the pit, she fell through the hole of the lifesaver a couple of times which was the most surprising part of the whole story.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Where else can I see it?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)
# okay, i was mistaken. she BROKE the lifesaver
the video comes after the first couple of pictures.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2pzNgjigUs
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Dozy mare!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9358669
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# OOOH!!
CLICKABLE LINK TO ACTUAL VIDEO :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9358672
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# woman attacked by white blob...
...(according to your drawing).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# it is clearly
a white blob with darker lines across it thank you very much.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# ha ha...
...now... why are they keeping white blobs in cages anyways?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# this is a question
for the zoo
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# god i wish they had just devoured her
what a fucking idiot she was. and as soon as the one bear got done gnawing on her oversized arse, it sniffed the life preserver and shook the water off like a cute lil ol bear. watch them put him down for being "aggressive"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# There is an important lesson here:
Don't get in the water with polar bears ESPECIALLY IF YOU LOOK LIKE A WALRUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Just say no kids....
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# from now on, I shall call you oxternipp!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
# nooo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)
# hahhaha
:D

yeah, and now to CASH IN the proceeds of my EVIL!

$$$$
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# halfsies..
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# And so oxter, you've joined the shadows
enjoy your riches

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)
# A millionaire once told me "If you just want to make money, become a drug dealer."
Good advice that I'm taking at face value.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# if you want to make money
just write pamphlets telling other people how to make money and sell them on ebay.

simples.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# even better
sell a link to a site that sells the pamphlets that tell you how to make money

that way you don't waste any money on pamphlet overhead :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I once came across an ebay auction just selling the URL to a flight search website for £2
The seller included a screenshot so I just googled a couple of sentences and found it. I wonder how many people actually bought it. Scary.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I found an auction selling a load of hacker videos
foolishly, it listed the titles of the hacker videos

searching on google on those titles found the hacker website with the videos available for free :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Ha
I guess if just one person buys it pays for the auction...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# yeah
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# selling..a url?
to a search website?

hmmm.

that doesn't sound as good as your drug dealing or Pasanonic's pyramid schemes, really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# be afraid
people pay for this shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)
# If there's a market...
eBay is weird, though. The same thing (a second-hand video game, say) can go for two very different prices even though the bidders can see all auctions, and thus have 'perfect' information on the market.

But they are lazy :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# anyone got that link for the bottle of beer that was used in some antarctic expedition
went for peanuts

then the buyer listed it

and it went for like 60 thousand or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)
# I bought my watch on ebay last year for about £20
There was an identical one selling at exactly the same time for £60, and it was attracting way more bids. It even had the same auction title and picture.

And of course there's stuff like this...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)
# I've said it before, and I will say it again.
People are fucking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)
# reselling of gift certificates makes some sense in that you can't usually trade them back for cash
so if someone gives it you as a gift, it's the only way to 'monetize' it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I think it is more the fact that people are buying a
$50 gift card for more than that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# My 'didn't win'
folder is full of stuff like this. Just checking now there are two identical graphics cards from the same seller and one went for £51, the other for £31 which was above my limit of £20 ( a price which I have bought and resold plenty at )
Some people won't do the work when they want a single purchase.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Not all people are equal
People don't want perfect prices. They will settle for good enough prices, where good enough is based on their financial circumstances, value placed on convenience (cost of delay, time saved shopping etc.).
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Tell you what though, it's a hell of a site
Leave a crisp fiver under the big rock by the gate of the suspicious-looking barn just outside Princes Risborough, Bucks and I'll let you know.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# If you want to make money then just travel several lightyears buy lots of commodities at a lower value and resell then, taking no account for fuel expenditure.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# buy radioactives
dump them

forge the manifest

profit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# If you've got radioactives you may as well hold the world ransom for... ONE MIILION DOLLARS
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Only works if you have a vector graphic looking spaceship.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)
# he needs to go fast so he can collect the rings to trade for drugs
he needs the drugs to go fast so he can collect the rings

he's stuck in a vicious circle, man :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I just hope he gets the help he needs.....
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# oh oh...
... he must know Speedy Gonzalez!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# hurf
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# They have defeated their enemies! Victory is evident!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# ALIEN VICTORY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# OMG they come in piece
to eat our brians
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I like how he is saying "how do you do?" after "aaargh", like he's just been zapped, but is still polite about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)
# it pays to be polite, it does
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# VICTORY SHALL BE THEIRS!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# i think they might be losing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# They remind me a bit of death in that vid on links
earlier. Did you see it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# nope, looking now
haha fuck, that's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Here you go
www.b3ta.com/links/How_to_Cope_With_Death
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# she's like my gran, she could punch through a house
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Ha.
I stumbled across the fellas blog earlier too.

Here you go: www.b3ta.com/links/302771

Some stunning pics there!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# shit yeah
damn skilled people with their actual skill :D

edit: haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I like his diversity of style.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Sweat the battle
before the battle sweats you.

Also: woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# those BETTER NOT BE LYRICS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# OF COURSE NOT!
*whistles to look innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# dammit. I've just taken 4 pictures of the little wevil that's been following me around the flat
but it avoided all of them!

this was the result:


those white shoelaces are headphone cord, that the wevil was walking on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Staple that to a piece of toast and call it modern art
Turner prize in the bag.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Is a wevil
a bug, like?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)
# an insect of some kind, like :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# is the wevil evil
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)
# The lesser of two
oh fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)
# ooh
that's great :D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)
# reminds me of
the area around the great monkey head on Monkey Island
(The Director of Directing, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# i need more aliens to reply correctly...
... check back next week.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# : D
nice
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Have a Mark Thomas
(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# This is nice.
I've still not got my prize off him...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Bastard!
Have you dropped Fraser a gaz?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Hehe, it's alright really
His mate has been in contact about picking them up in person at a show later in the year etc. No scandal I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# How convenient.
*sets fire to Mark Thomas' house* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I should be seeing him in july
(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# He's not very funny, though is he?
I mean, the political rants he goes on on stage are very interesting, but not comedy as such.

Like when he was standing in front of a giant flowchart of the PPP situation with british rail, and the various companies that own different bits of the ... mess.

Fascinating. But not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I suppose he is the stand-up equivalent of Private Eye
He was on Newsnight a couple of weeks ago going on about how important it is to destroy tax havens. Wrong. End. Of. Stick.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# This is the exact comparison I thought of : just like Private Eye. Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# He can at times be extremely funny,
but I think that he, as with Stewart Lee, aren't really as funny as when they were younger and angrier.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Ugh! I saw Stewart Lee on TV the other day
pointing his face at the camera and saying stuff about people who were watching on flat screen tvs that they don't own.

There was anger, but it was quite unpleasant and bitter. He can definitely be funny, but not when he has ....huge...pauses....for...things...to ...sink...in....
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)
# yay for people living in black and white worlds of perfect simplicity
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I didn't get on with him in this new show.
telling me lots of things that really don't concern me ( like how much money I have not got and goods and chattels etc. ) and I don't think that they concern him too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# haven't seen it
but if it was filled with bandwagon humping holier than thou hubris I haven't missed anything.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# There were parts of that show,
and throughout the series, that have been brilliant, but so much of it is gone now. It was like when Ben Elton made a brief comeback in the 90s. Not as funny without Thatcher.

However, for his PC gone mad skit, he will forever go down in history.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K21e7po1Sro
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# That is a great segment.
I encourage everyone to somehow watch or listen to his three most famous shows; 41st Best Stand Up Ever, Stand Up Comedian and 90s Comedian. They're all brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# He has his place,
but more as a comic political activist as far as I am concerned, not as a comedian.

Now this dude is a fucking comedian!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbUqhxPGFXY
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# ^
All three comedians work on the basis of slagging off a common enemy.

None are terribly funny, they just say 'The government are cunts' and et a cheer. Thomas is the worst of the three. Frankly I do not see the appeal at all.

Elton writes excellent insightful novels though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I think this is the problem.
Don't get me wrong, I am not saying the current government are perfect, far from it, but compared to the Thatcher years, it is not so easy to all gang up on one hate figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Especially now with Bush gone... a sad day for political comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Meh,
Bush was an easy target and took no thought whatsoever. At least to attack someone like Thatcher on any kind of level you had to think first....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Bollocks.
Elton just went 'Thatcher is a git' and then did a camp laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)
# In the words of Rich Hall..
Well, taking the piss out of Bush is easy and anyone can do it... so here we go.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# The trouble with a lot of government
criticism, comedic or not, is that it's based upon blaming the 'government' for things that were going to happen anyway and that as government they had no control over the outcome.
It's better to see how they deal with the situations thrown at them and then judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# ^
Thatcher may have introduced some shit, but she didn't have the easiest term and at least she made decisions.

Argentina invaded British soil
We had a huge national debt
The unions were so powerful that it was out of hand
People kept on hijacking planes
PIRA kept bombing folk.

We didn't get ID cards and stop fucking cops attacking protesters.

*conveniently forgets the Beanfield*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# We did have ID card before thatcher though
it's not like it would have or will be a new thing
(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I think that the World War represented a greater threat
than a tube explosion which killed 51 people.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)
# We had them after WW2
Churchill planned to get rid of them but Labour got in before it was too late, I think we had them into the late 50's.
(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Indeed.
And I think that the World War represented a greater threat than a tube explosion which killed 51 people.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# sorry I didn't know whever you meant just in the war or not
(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# It's okay,
I am generally a bit of an arsey sod.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# You miss the point.
They came in as a result of the wars and remained.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# that's my point
I'm confused.



Night b3ta!
(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Goodnight old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# I love Stewart Lee, but I'm really surprised the BBC commissioned this current series
It's not really like any other comedy out there. Some of it is incredibly deep satire which I imagine is lost on a lot of people. He also isn't as good cut into 30 minute segments; some of his best shows have had a joke running through them for over and hour. It was brave of them.

Although the red button interviews with Armando Iannucci after each show are hilarious... Frost/Nixon-esque

www.youtube.com/results?search_query=stewart+lee+red+button
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# He's interesting
and astute with a good eye for the absurd but not my idea of a comedian.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Live, he's hilarious
Witty AND intelligent. Scary combo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# thank you for this Mark Thomas, I will treasure it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Dr what son?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# seamy or not, its pantless tennant
so hooray for you
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# The seam where his head meets his body?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# my bad
i thought the head was in an odd place, but its just the position of the shoulders in the source pic.

*big eyed sad sorry puppy face* =(
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# *smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# well, yes, quite
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# In my defence:
i30.photobucket.com/albums/c349/iamrurik/hjhj362.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# well, yes.
quite

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Spike Milligan
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Dear old Terry.
Mad as a house.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# abstracty thingiemajiggle


(i need a better brush pen)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Lully as ever miss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# ta sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Oooh
That's lots of nice. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# :D
thank you
mind if i friend you btw? (...i don't usually ask, but redsushi asked, and he can see me from there)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# :?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# i think you asked when you added me
and you can see me asking now, or not asking, though you wouldn't know anyway, but you being here reminded me that you had asked and that made me feel inclined to ask.


....it's late.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I'm not actually registered as a fan of yours. ZING! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# hahaha :D
who the hell was that then? cock it, i can't remember, someone with a name not in the least like yours anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Please be aware it is nothing personal :D I am only a friend of a few people because I was getting annoyed with the amount of stuff coming up on the Friends Activity screen. I am a big fan of your work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# don't worry no offence is taken :D
i think i've gotten you mixed up with arrangedletters, even though that makes no sense what so ever.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)
# No it doesn't!
He is horrendously ginger :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# coo!
are these hand drawn and scanned to start with?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# yup
pencil drawn, then traced, then inked, then scanned.
i just tend to fiddle with the contast so its not all scribbly on the blacked in areas.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# neat
it looks like it lives inside people's brains
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# This is my kitty his name is spencer i love him lots
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# he looks like he's just seen the post below
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# He was sad because he couldn't get on my lap
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww littil lima the kittin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Why are you outshining me?
AND calling him by his wrong name!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# WAY TO GO HERO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# OLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Cats have three names.
The one that their known by, the one they use for 'Sunday Best' and one that's only known to themselves.

Peter Ustinov said so in 'Logan's Run.'

Might be slightly abridged / Misquoted / badly remembered.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ours have LOADS of names and nicknames.
I'm the only one in the house to call him Spencer, mum and mofaha insist on Lima. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# My mum's cat was called "George"
...and she was a lady cat. Probably explains a few things about me...

My kitty was called "Scrappy" because her litter-mate was called "Scooby" for some reason (markings I think) and Scooby was the more stoned one, while Scrappy was full of energy. She arrived with the name and (being seven or eight at the time) I didn't think it was fair to give her a new name.

She passed away in 2006, at the age of nineteen. Goddess bless her.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I think it's from T. S. Eliot originally.
It's a nice idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Probably...
...in the same scenes he paraphrases "macavity" from Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# looks like one of my cat cats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# :)
He and his sister are fairly similar
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# not similar to my catcat sister
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Awww
What a lovely catcat.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I'll tell her you said that
I'll record what she says in return :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Guidettes are wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Yes.
Yes they are.
But then again, so are guidos.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# True dat.
I suddenly have new found love for you being so wrong in your own way :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# For not being like them :D
You may have terrible taste in music at times, but at least you're not orange :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Hahahahahah
thanks. :D


And it's not THAT bad. Some of it's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I know, you like Neutral Milk Hotel, so you're okayish with me miss ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Hahahah
Hooray! :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Slipknot still suck donkey though :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Hahahahah
I like their new album.

What else is good then?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Hmmmm.
Well, that is all very subjective innit :D

I love Ryan Adams, solo, with Whiskytown and with The Cardinals. Jesse Malin is good. Lindisfarne, Fairport Convention, Johnny Cash, Gram Parsons, Emmylou Harris, Elbow.....

Want more young lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Hmmm...
so acoustic-y...folk-y...?
I like Ryan Adams, I have his solo stuff.
What else?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Yeah, but not strictly acoustic or folk :D
I like a bit of the Zep and Mountain too :D

I'll gaz you links to stuff I think of :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# I recently downloaded
a Zep song, and I really liked it. So I think I might get more.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Are you serious?
You have only just heard them?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# No, I've known who they are
of course.
But I've only ever heard bits from the Physical Graffiti album because mofaha has it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Oh thank god!
I thought you meant BRYAN Adams there for a minute.

Sorry. Never mind. Nothing to see here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# EVERYTHING I DOOOOO....
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Lolly man.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I bet you do
.. As you should : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Of course!
How could a person not love a kitty. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# CATCATCATCATCATCAT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# absolutely no idea why

(Pob mk2, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Ohai popular Tennis Girl
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# oh god man! some of us are eating cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Is that
Peter Reid? If so, a big why?
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Sir Norman of Wisdom
and I have no idea.
(Pob mk2, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# you'll get funny dreams
night all
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I dare not sleep anyway
for I am tormented by such hatred

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Oh lord that's a horrendous thing
woo
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Mr Grimsdale!!!
Heheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 6:24, archived)
# lalalalalalalalalalalalalalal
(Anal Baby You Smell, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
# INCORRECT GEL USE DETECTED.
ADMINISTERING MORPHINE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# argh no wtf its got all toothpaste on it now i dont like it take it off :(:(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# AQUAFRESH
IT DOES THE HARD WORK SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# BANG!
AND THE BEETLE IS GONE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# HERBIE!...
...where's ya been, boy?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# FFFFFFFFUUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# hahahahaaha
this almost caused loss of control of cheese toastie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# hahaha, WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# RARGH
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You're shit at art, you should give up.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
I find it's easier to use the paintbrush tool thing in flash as opposed to the pen tool or whatever it's called that you used.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I made them 5 years ago.
Christ knows what I was doing, but I heeded my own warnings :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# GINRAGE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
#
(Anal Baby You Smell, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# GINZILLA
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# RARGH FUCK
I think b3ta has just collapsed into a heap of BLERGH, /talk especially so.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Spanner hand!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# FIX ME
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# fucking hell! it's the 1970's all over again!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# A picture of a girl


Click for bigger (63 kb)
Thank you, you lot are good for the morale.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# You're shit! You should give up art!
;)

Lovely as ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# HELLO PICTURE GIRL.
I LIKE THE HAIR.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
# haha
what kind of nonsense is this?
have you not given up yet*


( *translates to " absolutely beautiful. Don't ever give up ")
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# never too late, but hurry
let me see something right now, maybe it is not the right direction, maybe it is perfect, such an abstract concept, he just shot down my matrix number background.
.
(Catnipppp, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# *rubs chin
 
(Pob mk2, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# mailed
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Looks like Celine Dion.

CFB

[EDIT: Maybe it doesn't after all.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Everything here seems in order,
carry on...

*hands over tube of Deep Heat*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# well, it appears to be channel hopping hour
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# nice
but she has an earwig where her nose should be!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I am assuming you have never seen an Earwig.
Did you know they can fly?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# some can, they come in many varieties and flavours.
here is a nosewig
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# URGH GO FASTER BOARD *STICK PRODS*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Oh Hai b3ta.com/wearethelemon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# *beep*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# one cup lemonade
also, I didn't notice the lime green spots until I leaned back in my chair with laughter.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# MORE CONTRAST
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# fuck! genetic lemon malfunction
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# IN THE FUTURE WE ALL LEMON
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# THE FUTURE IS HAPPEN IN PICTURE!
ARGH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# shit shit schit!!! FUTURES!! FUTURES!!! BUY HIGH SELL LOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# <<<ERROR ERRORR ERROR>>>
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# SCHITT ERROR!! FAUTL!I
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Let's have a lemon party to celebrate!
Might need to get some more glasses though, right now we've only got enough for 2 lemons, 1 cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# toot toot
I just got back from a weekend in Dorset. There were beetles.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# :D
Where in Dorset were you? I went to Poole once and did waterskiing and sailed boats and shit! It was awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# CERNE ABBAS LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# LOL!
I love Dorset names :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# THERE WAS A CDC ON THE MOUNTAINSIDE. A CDC! ON A MOUNTAIN. WOW.
I ROFFLED ON IT FOR A WHILE THEN FELT A BIT SICK AND WENT AND HAD ICECREAM.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# ROFFLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# TOOT, is this in paint?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# paint.NET mothertickler
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# :(
My paint.net still wont work. I don't like gimp and I cant be bothered formatting, Ive got too much work to do
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
#
Bit advanced but have you tried Looney Tunes Photofun?
(Anal Baby You Smell, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)
# My laptop is shit
It barely runs anything
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Hai Beetles
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# weetle!
my mum tells me she has a slow worm in her garden at the moment, i'm going to visit and investigate
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# no rush
 
(Pob mk2, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)
# thanks mum
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# it'll probably still be here next week
:)
(Pob mk2, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# UNLEASH THE BEES
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I am reliably informed that a slowworm is a legless lizard.
Presumably it has been at the beer that we leave out for slugs.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# didnt comma do these
that is one FATASS BEETLE, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# TITLE TEXT LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Can't be George Harrison, John Lennon, or Ringo Starr
as it's still living... So by the process of elimination it must be... Pete Best the only true beatle ;)

see what I did there I had you like thinking she's gonna say Paul McCartney because the beatle has extra legs which it stole from Heather Mills right :P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# More worried that you think Ringo Starr is dead ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Look he did Thomas the Tank Engine from the afterlife ok ;)
how else would he have stooped so low.

EDIT:: Anyhow I'm off to bed I have work in the early hours. night night.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# G'night
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# *places hands on temples*
ommmmmmmmmmmg
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# ohai beetles!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# HAI BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# oh yes! most hai!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# toot!
his antennae are leaking
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# *SPLISHY SPLASH ANTENNA*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# ELLO WERE THE BEATLES BLIMEY DRUGS
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# D :
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# When Batman's away, the cat will play..
omg! more cats..
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Fannytastiche!
As ever!

One day you may answer the questions of whether you are a pro animater to us ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# hehe
he's fucking shitting good innit :D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# i love your cats, tits
edit: i'm giggling like a spacker at the replies to this. homebrew be praised
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# i love your tits, cat
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I tit your cats, love
(Guizmeaux, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Pervert!
(Fly Projector, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I love my next door neighbours dogs arse,
but I don't shout about it
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# yeah
I'd probably keep that quiet too ;)
(Pob mk2, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I do keep it quiet,
don't want it barking and howling
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
# There was just no way around it
Cats of Tits or Tits of Cats
(Jokel, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# OH HAI TITCATS
Noice animation as per
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
#
Nice anim, I fucking hate cats though... little cunts
(Anal Baby You Smell, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# >:( *Internet rages*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# This^^^^
How fucking dare you Anal Baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# No need for teh rages -
I believe he was being literal...
*imagines tiny cat vaginas*
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# "Relax...
...it's bigger than you're used to, but at least it doesn't have spikes on it"
(Guizmeaux, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
#
LOL, little cat cunts
(Anal Baby You Smell, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# or maybe
he hates fucking cats - his missus notices the claw marks
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
# FUCKING A!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# ummm
seriously is that the best you can do?

:-) because its ace. with more ace. and some woo. I have enclickened.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Your moggies
never fail to impress.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Katzen und Batzen!
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Amazing, again.
I also love the way you can't see where it starts and where it stops. Seamless.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# i enjoy
HURRAH !
(JoePesky, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# haway tits spill the beans
are you a professional, or just talented and aspiring
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I work as a 3d games animator...
..I'd love to do my own 2d work though....one day...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# yay
for tits!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# I love your stuff, tits, I really do,
I only wish you weren't called Tits, but y'know, that's the name you've established now, so moar fool you!

*Edit* just seen the info above of what you do for a living, I'm really feckin glad, too many of us on here, myself included, seem to be wasted talent, it's honestly bloody nice to know some of us are paid to do this. Srzly. You go gurrl. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Ha ha
Yeah, iM stuck now. Lol.

Ta dude, just applied myself to working and got a job, more peeps here should do that, you included.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Damm, you are Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
I remember this one from my 'ol ST funnily enough I was banned some years later.

(Anal Baby You Smell, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# "This game is modelled after a popular sports car that is so well designed if it touches a blade of grass
IT SPINS OUT OF CONTROL AND BURSTS INTO FLAMES

lol, quality american sportscar :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# OXYMORON WARNING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# YOUR AN OXYMORON
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# You're an OX YOU MORON!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Your face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# NO, U.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# twas a brill game
and the new title fits in well with my liver at the minute :)
(Pob mk2, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# haha
I'll race you to the finish line ( death)

I've already given you a head start ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# you're on!
bleeding beer fridge broken so its either unready homeborew or warm stella.
Warm stella it is then :)
You well mate?
(Pob mk2, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Yeah I'm good thanks.
Drinking Stella 4 right now ( which is surprisingly good )

Having a hectic time. Been in London to arrange some work so I can pay for beer this year. Got home Saturday and then had all the stuff to deal with that 2 weeks from home brings up but I'm finally getting into normal mode now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# excellent
I have been to Derbyshire with the missus and little fella for a few days.
I thought it was to take in a few sights, turned out to be a 4 day shopping marathon :(
(Pob mk2, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# bloody wimmin.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Is there any particular technuiqe for getting that 80's game style?
(Peter_G, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# lots of work with the pencil tool
or try saving as a 16 or 32 colour dithered gif
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# For the ultimate 8-bit kudos...
...remember to only use 2 colours per 8x8 pixel square, and you can only have the RGB reference colours (0-7: BRIGHT 1: Black, Blue, Red, Magenta, Cyan, Yellow, White) and their half-brightness equivalents (BRIGHT 0). 256×192, and as much overscan as you think you can get away with.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Wonderful game.
One of the first multi-processor arcade games. I seem to remember it had its own second 68000 (possibly 68020? details are vague) for the VR aspect. It was also the first driving simulator to use polygon graphics. Also used Atari's wonderful POKEY synthesiser chip for audio.

I think I have the rather dull ST version somewhere. The Amiga version was probably better (I know, I was an ST fanboy, still am in many ways) what with the Copper effects and hardware sprites and whatnot.

The Lynx version was awesome for such a small machine, tho.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# most arcade games from the early 80's onwards had multiple processors
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Well, yeah...
...but apart from using a 6502 or Z80 for the game logic and using a Texas TI9918 video chip, or having a POKEY for sound and controllers, there weren't many true multi-processor designs before Hard Drivin;. which IIRC had a dedicated 68K-series chip just for the graphics/VR stuff.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# very very few machines used the 9918, it was completely out of date by 1980, mostly that got used for home computers
the typical setup by the mid 80's was one cpu for the game and another to control audio hardware, which would typically consist of pcm + fm

as far as I'm aware the first rasterised polygon machine was by atari and used 2 6502's + the famous mathbox 84/85 or that I think

68k's started appearing in arcade machines round about the same time too

and multiple 68k machines were common by the end of the 80's

I think hard driving just used a 68k generically as all atari machines did by then and relied on a dsp board + the tms340xx for the graphics

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Fair enough.
In the same way I suppose, that the Jaguar had a 16MHz 68K on board.

Officially, it was because many Atari (and Sega, Mac and even Amiga) developers were already highly familiar with the 68000 it provided a familiar starting point and coding envronment, while the custom 32-bit RISC processors ("Tom" and "Jerry", for some licensing reasons) could handle all the audio and graphics, many developers used the 68K for familiar and well-established purposes like controlling AI and whatnot.

In a 1994 interview, Darryl Still (Head of Atari UK marketing) maintained that the 68000 in the Jaguar was "...there to read the Joystick ports."

/Atari historian blog
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# a lot of bollocks got spoke in those days
unfortunately before the days of the internet all we had to go on was drivel written in magazines, and people in marketing well... they "say things" that's never going to change

remember, the megadrive had "blast processing" whatever the hell that was meant to be :D

oh.. there was some computer back in the day sold as having 65K of ram! because you know.. 65536 bytes....

world of bollocks :D

jaguar died before it's time, as did other stuff

would be nice to see what kind of serious abuse some of the fell by the wayside gear can really do
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)
# let's be fair now.
Whilst all this bollocks was being written ( and read by the likes of you and I ) The Amiga just quietly got on with doing it properly.
True multi-tasking and dedicated chip architecture. Pains me still to see how the best thing that could have happened in home computing was so spectacularly fucked up.
Imagine a RISC based Amiga today running any OS you throw at it with a fraction of the clock cycles needed by today's monsters.

ah *nostalgias*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)
# oh god, careful what you say about amigas man
the amiga scene is filled with batshit insane people :D

tho it seems that risc based computers are slowly starting to appear, so who knows, someone might port aros to one of them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# There are...
...PowerPC based accelerators for the amiga, and the AmigaOne motherboard had G3 and G4 options.

I never had an Amiga until recently, my folks bought me an STe back in 1993 (and my dad had been using an ST since 1986) and I've got loads now, I even have a Falcon030 (with DSP for 50KHz 16-bit hardware audio sampling and real-time filters). But I was always impressed by my mate's Amiga 1200, with its stock 12MHz clock but built in IDE interface and HAM-8 mode. And that multi-tasking has yet to be bettered by modern hardware and software.

Even the Amiga's OCS/ECS/AGA chipsets have their roots in the Atari 400/800 design, with the TIA/GTIA chip and Player/Missile graphics (crude hardware sprites) ... the GTIA was a dedicated CPU in its own right (well, not CPU by definition, but at least a co-processor) with its own assembly language (Display Lists) which meant you could mix two or three different screen resolutions, trivially - High res score / health displays, with a low-res high-colour (up to 127 colours per screen) playfield in the middle... And the POKEY chip, while not quite a full analogue synthesiser-on-a-chip like the four-year later SID chip, was a good sounding four channel (opposed to the SID's three channels) square-wave + noise chip.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I have two Jaguars...
...I even had the Jaguar CD peripheral until I left it on overnight playing "Fear Factory" and burned out the drive motor.

Jaguar Demos exist, but were always limited because the decryption codes for Jaguar ROMs was only released fairly recently.

Songbird productions are producing some new Jaguar games, like Battlesphere.

Also: www.dhs.nu - one of my favourite Atari hang-outs - just check out some of the intros/demos that are being put out for Stock falcons - Sure, there's the CenTurbo 68060 accelerator, and 68882 upgraded falcons, but there's loads of stuff for stock falcons, and even stock STs from 1985, doing bump-mapping and textured tunnels and whatnot? At 8MHz and only a 16/512 colour palette, with audio as well (the ym2149 was never great at playing samples, although the STE fixed this)... bloody amazing stuff.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# splendid!
I had the one with the track editor, good fun when it worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Charity Rubber Ball Sale
Howdey first post pop will try to restrict length like skinny jeans but check out my idea for raising money for charity and make as many grammer jokes and dirty puns as you like

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200331347794

if it amuses you even slightly go onto the just giving website and give what you can

www.justgiving.com/zoerandell

xx
(totally addicted to cheese, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# You want /links.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# MAGNET
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE MAGNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# FUCKING, SHITTY MAGNETS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# How fucking dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/6781732
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Fuck you themanwhofellasleep!
Is he dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I believe he's a narcoleptic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Lazy cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I love fucking magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# If you spent less time with magnets
and more time dubbing 70's TV shows the world would be a better place.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# but
in the seventies a TV show involving minstrels involved plenty of dubbin, now people get all upset about it!
(Pob mk2, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Shit company
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Magnet kitchens?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Yeah I know.
I bought one and none of it was made of magnets at all! Lying cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# That reminds me of Jam :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Jam!
I fucking love Jam. Watching that is like experiencing my eyes having an orgasm. Best ever program. Ever. Best. Program. Best. Ever. No shit.
(mr major no thanks, I don't use the horse, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Good cause, but....


Good luck, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Where is your Clanger with a cocknose?
(Guizmeaux, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Very good as always, sir.
But I was asking the cheesebint where hers was.

IT IS STILL NOT FORTHCOMING.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# NO
'edit' would
i8.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/3c/53/7e3a_1.JPG
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
#
People & Planet is the largest, student netw......zzzzzzzzzzz###NO CARRIER
(Guizmeaux, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# good luck with that
bummit looks like awesome fun
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# My eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# bummit good
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I'm of to bed I go
night
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# No one wants your balls.
Not even /links.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# She can have my balls if she wants
judging by McBadgers link!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Shut up, youre ruining the effect!
I'm trying to sound like a meanface!




x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# You couldn't be mean if your life depended on it!
You're too much of a wimpy stinkface!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Awwww
I thought for a second there you were going to call me nice. :[
I'm not a wimpy stinkface. You are.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# You are nice.
But only because you're too much of a wimpy stinkface to be any other way :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Mean.
meanmeanmean. I'll punch you in your face, mister!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Go for it!
You're too wimpy to hurt me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# You're probably right.
I can't throw a punch for my life. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Awwwww!
It's ok, because you are a girl and stuff. So your job is to be pretty and not to fight :0
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Hahahahah
Obviously, you have never been to New Jersey. ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Well in fact I have!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Hahahahahah
And met our guidettes?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I was in Newark working,
so didn't meet too many jersey women :
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Ahhh.
Well if you had, you'd know. They tend to be quite tough and scary. And orange. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Yemen didnt do this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Apart from that time
before, when he did this.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# He posted a picture and asked
Not a rubber band

And they leave tomorrow. It's a bit late to still be looking for money
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# you told us this before under a different user name
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# SPAM!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Say when...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Oh ffs hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# ahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Yes, it is Christ,
feeding the 5000 dragons with his heavenly bollock yoghurt
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant mate
(Pob mk2, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Evening old boy,
how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Good thank you Sir,
although after a few sneaky homebrew bitters with rather too many floaty bits in, tomorrow may be different!
I just checked my old account, I would've been 7 in 2 days, somebody is sneaking into my life and stealing time.....

How are you?
(Pob mk2, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Fine n dandy, ta,
you should start selling that homebrew of yours, "Pobs Old Peculiar"
(Or should that be Old Pob's Peculiar?)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Pob's Pipe Cleaner
if it has the same effect as the last lot!
:)
The Tonic for a Colonic!
(Pob mk2, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# pffffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# SACRELIGE
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Haha
maybe that's true, but maybe that's partly why it's funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Clanger cock porridge!
FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# hahahaha!


*click
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# hahahaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# hahaha!
christ
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# ?
.... ?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# kill it
with catnip
(Peter_G, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# don't you mean catnippp
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# No, it's trying to kill Catnippp
Everyone is, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# OMG, BLOOD ON THE PILLOW, THE GOVERMENT IS TO BLAMES
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# No, just a victim of ear rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Ear rape?
Nah, they're just trying to fuck a bit of sense into him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# "Here, have the Spooge Of Wisdom™"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Sounds a bit "Dungeons and Dragons", doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Aye, just a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# well that explains that crusty stain on the side of my face
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Sure you didn't
just fall asleep while eating a pie?
We've all done it sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I don't eat pie
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Probably spooge, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# aargghhh alien cat
*anyone who knows of a good endless scrolling background tutorial for PS post a link,thx*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Someone sent me one ages ago...
...that I think Maiden was responsible for. Unfortunately, the link is on a different PC...

::Edit:: Check your mail.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
#
www.maidenart.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Exceedingly sinister! This just hit my inbox:
Hi Jahled

I almost never send out these emails, but I wanted to let you know about something huge that's going on at Worth1000 now. As you might already know, Worth1000 is a contest site primarily dedicated to Photoshopping images.

Over the 7 years since Worth1000 launched, I have been asked by thousands of people who viewed our Photoshop contests: How do I make images like the amazing Worth1000 entries?

Most were asking because traditional desktop software was simply too expensive or hard to learn. Seriously, $2,000 for editing tools?! It was time for a change. I decided it was my responsibility to the awesome design community at Worth1000 to be the one to do it.

So, I created Aviary

Aviary, is a suite of free design tools. Now anyone with internet access can use them without installing anything. You just need to visit Aviary and you're all set.

Aviary should be enough for anyone to get started making some really amazing images (and other types of media). Aviary also allows you to share and work on files with other people in the Aviary community, which makes it even easier to learn.

So far we have released 4 applications into public beta, with many more planned:

- Phoenix: an image editor (similar to Adobe Photoshop / Gimp)
- Raven: a vector editor (useful for logos / and clothing design)
- Toucan: a color editor
- Peacock: an effects editor

We even created an entire free education center where people can learn how to make awesome effects!

If you enjoyed Worth1000, I hope you'll also take the time to try out Aviary

At the very least, I encourage you to let anyone interested in image editing to know about it. Feel free to forward this email to a friend.

The more people that try out our software, the less big corporations will be able to charge to use their software! In a time. when every penny counts, this is vitally important to keeping art software affordable for artists of all ages. Together, we can make a difference.

Here's a special page for Worth1000 users only:
www.aviary.com/home?worth1000

Sincerely,

Avi Muchnick
Creator of Worth1000

How can you get through life with a name such as Avi Muchnick?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# an advertisement for something?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Did you reply with
"Oompah, loompah, ompidy-doo..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I was, and still am to reply 'fuck off you copyright stealing cunt'
given that's what you loose if you post on that site

which seems part of my sniggering at this email to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# But to be fair
Worth1000's given some newbies some cracking good first b3ta posts...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Well observed mate,

it just essentially cracks me up they offer all these tools just so they can have complete control over anything you might work on and post

and hence why one day I will give Rob a big hug for never going down that avenue; he does stuff like offer to host our stuff, for free
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Does it have Lens Flare?
No Lens Flare = Rubbish.

And they'd better allow Comic Sans text.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Elon Musk seems to manage alright.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Hmmmm...
Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# fuhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# arghh!
beware
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)

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