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# Nuclear wessels?
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# LOL!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# he still looks so young!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Lovely! :D
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Hahaha this really made me chuckle.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# hahahahha
almost as good as Chris Eubank's TOTP hosting
"At number thix, it'th Thuggs with Thethelia"
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Best thing ever
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Looks pretty gay.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# they didnt invent gay until 1975, so i'm not so sure
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Oh! My mistake!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# arf! I gew up in the 1970's, and it's amazing the number of flamers on TV back then
Snagglepuss the cat, this guy from F-Troop, Charles Nelson Riley, Rip Taylor. There are more...
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# F-Troop!
Arrow in bugle is not gay. I might have to rethink tghat.

God, I forgot about that show. Shakes fist at tv.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)
# So do I but in actuality
I'm fabulous darling!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# thanks for the proxy site
but it won't help, i can't see anything on b3ta, the b3ta image servers or youtube until i give t-mobile my credit card number to prove i'm old enough to be looking at unmoderated content
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# ah well just a thought.
this is the image that nobody got too excited about.

www.imagebam.com/image/85588833655283
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# oooh
s'nice, especially the sun
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Wouldn't yelling a series of obscenities at them also constitute proof?
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# possibly
caps always give the appearance that you're an adult
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# You're a dainty, femine flower!
:D
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
# late night lol
It all ended tragically the week the verve were on
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# BAW BAG!
welcome back. Too long fella, too long.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# ello :D
how's u? I lurk too much :P
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)
# LOL
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Gorblimey, it's taking me far too long to respond on this sodding laptop
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Fweet bawking cheese
funny!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Evenin' all
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# cooooor
aceness
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# ahhh
memories :)
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# memories of knickers?
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# yes
round my ankles ;)
that's saturday nights in liverpool for ya!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# My explanation was more extensive....
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# and yet lacked sex with a bouncer
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# No it didn't.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# most of my saturday nights did
bouncers are generally steroided munters
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I think memories of that time when she was Lieutenant Dan.
What was most annoying about it, was it only occured when her knickers were half way down. Then, she had to shuffle along on her arse like a dog to the disabled toilet. That's because disabled people aren't allowed to use normal toilets. It is against New Labour or something. Also, she had sex with a bouncer.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# i have no idea what you're talking about
but it amuses me
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I can't believe you'd forget me Lieutenant Dan!
Life is like a box of chocolates and all that bollocks? Peas and carrots?
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# lieutenant daaaaannn!
*gets shot in the arse*
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# ANALOL!
It really is good to have you back. Nice to talk to another Englisher who isn't that twatmunch CLanSoul ;)
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# pfff!
i want to defend him, but i know what'll happen if i do ;)
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He still needs to calm down a bit though ;)
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)
# possibly.
g'night all, i'm off to bed.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# suck my salty balls.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# present them
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# You are a filthy whore
and I love you!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# *glees*
nighty night!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)
# KNICKERS!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# i wish that was a pic of my bedroom floor
very nice indeed
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Two colour vector trace. Awesome.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# 'fraid it's not shopped, but I did make it
.
I CAN HAS BIKE LITE!
.

I'm in the process of doing my 3rd revision of my bike light setup, this time the front light has 300 3mm LEDs - it's like a fricken car headlight! it's great :D
(it can of course be dimmed so I won't be cycling around blinding everyone)
/will shut up now
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I am confused......
What relevance do these pics have to each other?

I NEED ANSWERS GOD DAMN YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# all the light you see in the pictures is from the array of 300 LEDs
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Ah, now it makes sense!
RPSF is shit ;)
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# it stopped being Friday half an hour ago ;)
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Fuck you ;)
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# real photo sunday is shit. Give it up.
four real photo anyday will never catch on.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Pasanonic is shit
please give up
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# How bright is it?
Do you have ASA/f-stop/shutter speed information you can relate?
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# my camera's too old for any of that data
you can't look at it dead on without getting camera-flash spots in your eyes
going to borrow a LUX meter next week and see what that says
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Nicely
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# bimmin eck
thats some bike light, i tore all my bike lights to bits and stuck the leds in flying saucer models, i have to use my head torch for biking now,
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# needs more LED
MORE MORE MORE

(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# for the hull of it
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# whut?
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# It's a tale of love across the barricades....
How do miss? Happy to be back in the Randall P McMurphy world of the internet?
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# very much so!
back a week and top of the stats board. sad or what?
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Well it is grand to have you back :)
Nice to have a bit of lady back on the gay shift ;)

I am watching Severance for the first time since I saw it at the cinema. It still makes no sense whatsoever....
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# i have missed the gayshift
i'm waiting till next week, x-men origins is out.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Not really something that interests me.
I haven't seen any of the x-men films.

However, I saw some of the leaked footage. It was very amusing :D
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# i do love x-men
the whole mutant thing intrigues me.
plus, there's no decent horror out right now.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Don't get me wrong,
I love the x-men. I used to read the comics and I did love the cartoon, just never seen the films.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# hugh jackman.
that's all i'm saying.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Hugh Jackman can suck my balls!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# he can suck mine
and i haven't even got any!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# My Mrs loves the new x-men film.
not that she could tell you anything other than it has Huge Jackass bollocko for most of it.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# You are Dr Cox AISMFP!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# REALLY???
HE'S NAKED???

*books tickets*
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# *slides slowly off stool*
PHWOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# aww come on.
he looks exactly like me, but a bit better and different and shit. Otherwise we could be twins!


( and you can all fuck off. If HJ looks as good as me at my age I'll eat another hat).
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# is slade missing a member
those sideburns should be released into the wild
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# haha
classic
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Hehe
love the falling through the earth :D
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# That Stephen Hawking is a right spacky cunt!
If he hadn't invented black holes, we wouldn't have to put up with fucking Aussie snails!

Woo anim :D
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# haha
damm psychics
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Seriously,
I fucking hate the man. I think that he ended up spazzed due to thinking too much. He should've got out and played more football as a kid. If he had've done, his legs wouldn't be so lazy.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# gary isn't an aussie snail
he is from bikini bottom
*shames*
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Pfft!
Do not fear, I have a Spongebob ukulele ;)
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# people tend to give me spongebobs
i've got about 4 so far
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Ha ha ah!
Spongebob rocks :D

My nephew loves him, which is why I bought the uke. Also, we have a Spongebob cookie jar here which plays the themetune when you open it. best thing ever though was seeing this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=T31ua0S-JEo&feature=related
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# newton is a legend
me and my mrs are admins on his site
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# O Rly?
I saw him at V festival and he was stunning. It was such a tragedy that he was playing a tiny tent, that was packed to the rafters, and outside by about 20 metres, and people like the fucking cunting kooks were playing the 4music stage!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# i saw him at the manchester apollo
i first saw him a few years ago he was supporting james morrison before he was famous
i went on his site the next day and got talking to his webmaster, he asked me to help with the spam so i spent 6months deleting 500+ porn spam posts every day until he got famous and the record label updated his site
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# haahahahahaha!
that is fucking class! i've got my fave spongebob episode on my media player, ready to fgo at all times
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Hahahaha what the Christ :D
This is superb! Welcome to b3ta, you'll fit right in.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# I really can't be arsed finishing this
so have it.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
# muuuuunkeeeeeee
Jesus, I feel old now
How ist Mr?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# fucking superb
I am just in from the pub.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# ah alcohol
My favourite!
I am sampling "Pob's Porcelain Painter"
My latest venture into this homebrew malarky
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I'm actually jealous
as all I have is pint cans of Foster's
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Sorry mate
but there is absolutely NO EXCUSE for drinking alcopops at your age!
Fosters???
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I have stomach issues :(
I can't drink anything alcoholic that is remotely alcoholic.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# cripes
sorry to hear that, can't you just go for it and sit there in a man nappy?
I certainly would, it would be worth it!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I've been drinking Kronenbourg
all night and rounded it off with a port and brandy but when you have a doctor that says " stop drinking or you will die" what can you do? I might have him killed. The quack.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# apply leeches
then get stuck in to the good stuff :)
Sounds like a bloody do-gooder to me, they have no idea how intolerable the world is sober
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# he's never been to b3ta
and no mistake!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Drunk leeches!!
What the world has been waiting for.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# drink small, powerful drinks
you get pissed quicker and drink less. problem solved!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# y'see that is some serious logic right there!
I like it a lot
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# i would suggest aftershock
or sambuca
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# yup
or anything vaguely related to absinthe
failing that, meths
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# last time i drank absinthe
i went for a lie down in the garden.
at 2a.m.
in december.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# haha
ace
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# that
is some fucking monkey magic right there.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# quality stuff
:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# excellent!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# ^^
your words are kind but this is how lazy I actually am.



Click for bigger (215 kb)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# his face says
he is thinking "did i leave the bog light on?"
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# and who do I have to kill to fix that?
you are in my mind lady.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# i like what you've done with the place
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# previous statement stands, even if it isn't finished :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Well, at least
you went to the effort to draw his pants on.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# the character painting is supoib
but how did you ray that sun so well? (jealouses)

It still fucks with people's minds when I explaing that Monkey has the same mythological root as Dragonball Z. I's just that DBZ extrapolated way off into the realms of 'making up shit as you go along'.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# sun ray?
erm it's just a painting technique taking advantage of the screen blending options. I'm happy to pass this shit on if people really want to know.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# In the original Dragonball
He even has the staff that changes size. And a tail of course.

And a Pigsy analogue appears throughout the run of the show(s) too.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Anybody know any decent Egyptian Mythology books?
Preferably stories as opposed to cross examination of the deities, I've already bought one of those.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# quite into egyptians, lately?
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Kinda.
I've always loved Egyptians but I got back into it when I researched it yesterday.
I'm thinking of doing a webcomic based around the myths and stuff, so I need to brush up xD
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# google zahi hawas
he's an expert on egyptian history and mythology.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
# i can't see this because of t-mobile
sadtiems :(

but im sure it looks lovely and i'll work out what it is from the comments :D
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Have T-Mobile got Pasa on ignore too?
;)
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# pfft
no, my t-mobile internet dongle doesn't like b3ta, so im currently using sickrik.com
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Nice work fella :D
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# HAM
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I would eat it
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# crunchy on the outside
smooth in the middle
ARMADILLOS!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# diam... wtf? its DIME you silly chocolate manufactuer....
the alternative to armadillos

two armadillos?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Quick Joke :
What do you call a gun that lets just anyone pull its trigger?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Kennith
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# A Floozy 9mm!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
#
*Groans dutifully*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# That looks happy
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# to go!
yummy
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# haha! that's ace
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# That dog's skirt is more like a belt, the filthy bitch.
Woo
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Sounds like Jody Marsh
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# *beer snort*
Ello matey
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I love this.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# with this medallion of power i can achieve anything
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Don't forget
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# shit yes
i am liking Homestuck so far
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I'm just going through Problem Sleuth.
"Your key is out of ammunition."
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# gung tuw microwave
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# night all
take care
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Woo!
I think this qualifies as SCIENCE
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# This is wonderfully executed,
very well done! :D

*edit* except the bacon and sausage are wrongly labelled...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Yes, this I like mr microwave
Turtle yes

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# :D:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# cool
i like this
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# yes!
*click*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Top marks!
very lovely
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# This registers
woo on the woo-ometer.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# turtel
:)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Are you testing us by confusing bacons with sausage?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# It's worrying how many people have overlooked this.
I was scared I aws the only one who noticed.
However, it is yet another great job by Microwave :D
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I just realized why we don't eat dogs and cats in western culture.
We don't have 'edible' names for them (like beef, pork, venison). Someone help come up with names, so that we can enhance our menus!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I'd eat cats all day
but catching the little fuckers after they have killed all your birds and pissed on anything that you don't move is a problem.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Great job microwave!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# That's actually quite good.
fuck me, I must be pissed.

Hi everybody!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Hello mr sonic
edit : catatelli would be a good name (would be in my reply two posts above this one).
I'm trying to cut down on my post count by editing instead of posting new posts to save on paper.
edit : encase someone decides to print this all out (not me of course I ran out of paper almost two years ago.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# you are not even close to getting your cock out
so why the frugality?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# very woo
BTW you can extract trifle from turtelle's you know


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# feckin' awesome
: D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# excellent!
i hope you will take this information and make it into a pokemon-beating game
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# i have eaten 3 of these animals
none of which came with a medallion of power
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# hahaha :D
you are excellent
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Good Job Microwave!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# winburger.
nom nom
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:31, archived)
# King of the hoovers

why did we fore-shake-n-vac?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# the killer, paedo hoover
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Jesus died for our sins
But it took Henry to vacuum up the evidence.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Not Jesus, Barry
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# barry is
Henry's evil twin's name. It was him Hetty left him for.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I have clicked "I like this" because I am crazy.
And I like it. And I like seeing vacuum cleaners crucified.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# i like the H N R I
it's a nice touch
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# This.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# That's where the idea came from
it's been in my head for months :P
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Dust to dust...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# ahahahaa
nice :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# That must really suck!
Woo.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# only
if the price is right
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# imagine i've said an additional pun here
neat shopping
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# HENRY SUCKS!
:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# this is strange and marvellous
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# I thangew :)
ta everyone :D I nipped to the pub mere seconds after posting :P
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I don't see why Ladybird refused to publish my children's book.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
I like this
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# LaughOutLoud!
Does he have psychic or telekinetic powers?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha they really need to publish this
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# pffffft
I like it :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Geoff is a man-bird
no wonder ladybird wont publish
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# i knew it!
bloody feminists
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Well, I love it
:)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# How do you expect him to get into amusing scrapes when you're making him so very self-conscious?
Take a leaf out of Beatrix Potter's book, and set up a sophisticated network of CCTV cameras.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Me neither
He's obviously a very clever duck. His brain is so big his head has just grow.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# he'll tip right over if he keeps frolicking about like a dick
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha
i'd buy it
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Get it printed!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Change your name to Jeffery Archer,
you'll have no probs.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!
love it.....silly Geoff, the little cunt.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# hahaha
this is magnificent
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# hahahaha
Geoff you daft cunt
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# woot
daft cunts
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
#
this made my day. if it gets published you can have my firstborn.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Oh Deer!


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# A female deer!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Ray! A drop of golden suuuuuuuuuuuuunnnn!~
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Me - a name I call myself
Hold on I call myself Becky not me!!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Oh hai Becky.
Real names on the internets!!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# But this is my real name
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Your username is classic haha ;)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Yes Matt
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Indeed Scott



(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# How about no Scott!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# is there where we now have sex?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# NO.
I'm not shagging 'another' woman, so i ain't shaggin 'another' man!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Only if you video it
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# What is it with b3ta women and wanting to see me sexing people!!
I'll get a reputation...Yay! I'll get a reputation!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# We all like those unlikely success stories
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# well why haven't you complied yet?
we b3ta women need to see some sexing up fun.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Me an' Earl?
Well we are both going to London......
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# "well we are both going to London"
is that a euphemism?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I am now worried :S
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Bring lube, dude!


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# oh dear god
Are you staying at Ghosties?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Yep!



(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# OH DEAR FUCKING GOD O_O
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Hehehe.


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# This is my real name too...
My parents were a fan of the Goonies and John Spencer
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Oh, deer. (*EDIT* Oh, deer. A spot of mindpiss. Never mind.)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Doe!
Too slow man!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# 's no baseball!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# That's too big to be a baseball!!



Woo.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# and too small to be a planet..
i'm also too small to be a planet:)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Hah, what is this? A baseball thread?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# *joins in*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# in fact, have another


disclaimer: I honestly have nothing against dogs
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
# All of these
just reduced me to fits of giggles
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Doe!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# haha :D
awesome
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Yeah I know it's a real picture and doesn't have any cats or cocks or cats with cocks...

...but I thought I'd post it anyway. Next step; recreate Watership Down!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# make it's eyes look like they are glowing
claim it was photographed by a saudi tourist in the japanese countryside

3)profit
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# needs more
cats, cocks or cats with cocks.

Also woo, I like it muchly.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Where are my cats or cocks or cats with cocks?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# What are we? Your photoshopping bitches?


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Yes.

But it's 'What are! We your photo? Shopping bitches!' now
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I typed it properly to avoid copyright infringements.
:P
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Clever bastard
;)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I've taken photos on Watership Down
It is covered in gallops, but I did see a rabbit there and some dead moles
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I didn't realise it was a real place..
...did you see Art Garfunkel?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Yep it is, 100% real
I didn't take many, as it was crap there
www.flickr.com/photos/lord_otterby/sets/72157615639352535/

If I had seen Art, I would have kick the shit out of him and stolen his drugs
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Looks like fields...
...and the tree looks like its pooing!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Yes it is dull, but then it is near Basingstoke
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I bet you were excited when you first got there...
...bit like me and going to Portishead...what a dump, no wonder they sound so miserable!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Nope
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Oh...
...I feel kindda sad for expecting something from Portishead
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# very cool. It led to me to find out more...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# tree turds
they really do look like some thing has crapped on the tree.

thank you :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Recreating Watership Down. Sort of.
Wayne is not a happy bunny.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# needs more text overlay, using Impact font
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Is that as well as or apposed to cats/cocks or cats with cocks?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# must contain ALL elements, previously suggested in this thread
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Watership Down makes me cry.


/TELLS THE INTERENT
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] dunno
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# hehe, nicely!
Gets my click.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# cheers:)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# large:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# lol
compo it !!!!!!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# aye
not technically makin'em fluffy but wut the hell...heh :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# the new compo is Shop the police
it fits perfeectly:-)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# AL-O, AL-O, AL-O
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# perfect pun:)
:)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Yayy,
Bundy!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Boo Hoo Hoo!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# was it free?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# if it was, BARGAIN!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# yes
If it was free, what is there to complain about
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I dunno, kids today, they want a free show and money!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# It's never free.
(In the long run I mean)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# One of them has probably written it up in the QOTW by now.
Lovely.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# four hours?
do you have a slow reaction time?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Did you have a problem coming?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# He's on fucking fire!!
Woo.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Ooh, careful now
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# DROP!...
...AND ROLL!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# that anim's hot
woo
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I wish to kill those who made the new Reggie Perrin
Shit: I am now past 13k posts
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Worth it for condemning the remake.
No, no, no, no, no.

Of course I didn't watch the new one. Why would anyone?

Show the old one. On BBC1. At prime time. I'd watch. It's absolutely superb.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Reggie Perrin
Yep, that's the size of it... old Clunes dropped a proper log on Len's grave!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Flaming Nora
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Oh God!
Oh Jesus Christ!
/ac

Edit: How rude of me, lovely stuff!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# wow, cool!
or hot, you know what i mean
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Flaming hell!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
Woo
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# drum roll
beauty:)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# yay!
try scrolling the mouse wheel up and down while they're standing for extra effect.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# good show...
...nice footwork.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# if there's one thing that's guaranteed to repair their reputation
it's a midget dance troupe.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Yay! I like this *CLICK*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Thank you!
500 POSTS. GO ME!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# This beauty is crying out for music.
I hope one (or more) of you multimedia doods is/are on the case.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# *unleashes organ*
oh.. you wanted music.. oh.. never mind
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Nah, that's alright.
Nob out is good. the fwapping noises are OK.

But music would've been preferable.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Hahaha,
excellent!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# YES!
Look at their little feet waggle!
(, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# We come bringing pun - shoot to kill, shoot to kill...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# *spangs*
*hugs better* :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I can't see it!


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I see it now.
Tis good punnery Miss.
I have something similar..*rummages*.....
Nah, can't find it.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Ah, pun blindness due to overexposure.
It was bound to happen eventually.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Haha
woo
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# one anal probe...
...coming up!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I usually find a 'woo' suffices, but don't let me hold you back.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# o.k. then...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Mmmmm,
Mummification...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# OH FFS indeed!

:)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Hahaha,
FFS indeed!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Oh god, I didn't get this until I said it out loud.
Then I groaned.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Hahaha,
dear oh dear.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Pffft!



(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Somebody please explain it to me.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# me-laugh
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# pfft!...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# O_o

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Hehe :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] wanna join now?...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# two skulls on the helmets there
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Bra-vo!!


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Oscar Oscar Bravo Sierra
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Well well well what's all this then?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I say!!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# she'll catch cold dressed like that
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Why don't you come on in then
take the tits of your uh, tits.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Miaow.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Pussy!!
Woo. Sir
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# WOO HISS!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# PUSSY KAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woo
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# nice!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# ooooooo...
...he's a bad-o-puddytat!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Do you have a bigger one
so that I may desktop this? He's awesome :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# :D
how big?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# ooh!
It's a widescreen ratio, 985 x 653 should do the trick, thanks ^^
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# tada
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Awesome!
Thanks :-D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# NICE
*desktops it
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# *desktops*


chairs!
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# This is nice
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Monstrous moogy!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# : D
and : D again!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Ok, take the tuna but don't hurt me!
Woo
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# you know what?
this is awesome.

much better than all that cheesecake toss you usually do
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:49, archived)
# They're cheeky little buggers.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Bouncy bouncy
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# What's going on here then?


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I'm not at all sure
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# At least it's not just me




(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# At least it's not a god awful pun
:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Animating puns is hard....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# >:(
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# It can be done.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# haha! Indeed...


I'm reposting like a 'hedgehog' today!!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# wtf?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Clutch of eggs
Clutch in a car.


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# but there are no eggs in the nest
so it doesn't work
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# That's because the clutch has gone
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# i am drunk
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Worst. Punchline. Ever.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# You dumbass!!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# fuck you, old man
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# :D


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Check out these
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# YOU'RE SUCH A TIT CLUTCH, MOFAHA.
My sister and I used to dig up worms, and whenever we found one we would name it Clutch and treasure it until it dried up or got away.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# How long before epiphany gives up and joins in?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Hehehe! He'll be making one now...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# ...but that's not important right now
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Fake.
No croissant.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# That's odd.
Odd is good.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)

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