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# First female Poet Laureate named - Shane Ritchie

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8027767.stm
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# what a stupid job
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# What a stupid job
They must think I'm a knob
Having said all this
it's a piece of piss
They pay me fuckloads
To write a few odes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I think we have our second female poet Laureat lined up!
Anyone know Pam Ayres' number?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# :-(
this is like, the 7th time I've fucking posted this. STICK, DAMN YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Pfft. Amateur. No one rhymes in their poems these days

/traumatised from GCSE English Lit
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# haha
I went
to the shop
and
saw a guy reading
Razzle while
frottaging a


pram




(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Yeah, stupid.
£10,000 £5,000 a year, and you don't actually have to write anything. Stupid.
I'll try and find a link.
www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/mar/21/andrew-motion-poet-laureate1
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Poet L'oReate
Because we're word-fit
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# *winds back spangapult*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# You ought to be sentenced to death for that one
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# Shane Ritchie's poet laureate?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# he's a glory-tit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# and now the news
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# It's the male pigs I feel sorry for
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hehehehe
It's true about the masks though
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I like how he's got one for his chin as well
CHIN FLU: THE SILENT KILLER
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha
HE'S GOT A MASK FOR HIS SECRET LIZARD MOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# haha
beard disease
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# That's why I'm awesome and you're all wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Man Flu doesn't exist
it's just a plot made up by evil women to belittle and berate their hardworking partners.

Shut up and do the dishes, woman!
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
*prints out and uses as a bookmark*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# :D please make me one, I haven't got a colour printer
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Actually neither have I until I get home :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# mackeral on toast
filigrees Me.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Hmmm have mayonaise and black pepper with that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I had black pepper
from my new battery operated light-up grinder

but it came in a tomato and mustard sauce so mayo was not required.

You Dutchies and your mayo. Do you bathe in the stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Actually I do bathe in it

I don't eat it much though. And never on chips.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I got my mayo on chips habit from Amsterdam
along with my smack and bestial porn habits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# He's a lovely poppet, and he looks after me when I'm hungover.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# today for lunch i am having... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I would heartily recommend chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# blavk?
is that russian? :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# is a standard Riverghgost spelling!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hahahah fuck
also: a sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hahahahah!
well, as I left my lunch at home AGAIN (grrr), I don't know what to get
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Apple Sackbut with Grones
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I recognise the letters, but i dont understand the words... Apple what?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# ANGRY
then eat your colleague's forearm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# if you had seen my colleagues, you'd understand why i'd rather lick the floor of a london underground train
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# it's Friday
treat yourself to something nice, possibly with a glass of red wine!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# yes
maybe a friend's liver with some fava beans
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# now that sounds tasty!
sssp, sssp, sssp, sssp!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Have a cheese and a padded eel

I'm having sandwiches, followed by a wonderful chipolate pudding
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# mmmmm...... padding
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# HA HA HA
very good Sir... today I'm meeting a lady friend of mine I haven't seen in just under a year and her new 2 and a half month old baby...

sorry folks - Freudian slip clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# you've been in a lady friend just under a year?
how did the baby get out?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# HOW DID BABBY GET OUT?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# 'today I'm meeting a lady friend of mine I have been in just under a year '
Who the fuck are you, Sting?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I assume so -
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
Tantric lunch!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ahahahaha
genuine lol there
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Now that's a typo and a half!
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# Three ghosts eyes and a plum's stone
mountains Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# have chaps with hat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
damn right!

That's going in my profile!

EDIT: That went, Ah. A dave the facts post. Wha?!:D

EDIT EDIT: Fuck knows where you found a photo of me smiling. I must have been having a BJ when that was taken:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# *poke*
'ello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# haha that reminds me I have him on ignore
forgot all about him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
you have distilled the very essence of RG
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# mmm...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# hahahha! dammit, now I want some of those Return of the Jedi biscuits I used to get back in the day....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# i want E.T. buscuits!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# yum!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# hahahah fucking ace
actually, that sounds quite appealing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Made in Norwich.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Cor!
That takes me back. They were cola flavoured, weren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# yes they were!
fucking cola buscuits!

why a brown one? blue would have been better, i hated the brown one...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Weren't they...
Cola, Orange, and Lime?
Edit: Nope, they were all Cola flavour...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I used to love those ET bars I got at primary school!
No-one seems to remember them????
It can't have been a dream?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# ha!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Shitting chriiiist!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Lovely stuff op! *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# :D
*eats
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# No. It cannot be milked....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# haha - a flidcow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# it's got me thinking about Kate Garraway again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# mmmm
nawty Nibus - you've got me thinking about the sexiest Fraggle in the world now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
#
howbreastfeedingworks.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/kate_garraway_calf.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# The Hindus might have a point here
*back in 5 mins*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *saves to private collection*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# PHWOAR
I've never liked her before, but there's something about her in that picture
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# search youtube for Kate Garraway
and get converted
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I just have, and it converted me back the other way.
Most of the time she looks a little bit too chipmunk-y, but in the picture above...

I'd break that like a gnu on a motorbike
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# this needs shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I don't have the skillz
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# and she married
Derek Draper. What a waste..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# so much this
I bet she's a nightmare though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# *furiously wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Yay
it looks so damn tasty
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *wants*
*clicks*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahah! cowcat FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# THROW IT BACK INTO THE WATER
and also that catcow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahah!!!
this can!



(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# A Meeooowcow
Ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I for one welcome our chameleonic overlords
OK - who's responsible for this?

www.belmsford.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# dunno
they're very good at leeching though

*awstatses*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] What he listen to - 'Killer Queen'?
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# are you aware that have spelled Fred Dineage wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# How?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# by not spelling it correctly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# that's how you spell it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# NOT ACCORDING TO MY (RECENTLY EDITED) WIKIPEDIA IT ISN'T
alright - concedes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# What's in a name?
I know how to spelling my own name! Why, I ought to stick my hand up the internets and give you a good slapping.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# t'was a joke
cos he used to present How?

Oh never mind... *goes back to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# dy-nun-idge
see?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Anybody else find it odd that Orla Guerin just happens to be there when people are dying?

She must be sick of flys by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Hahaa
I used to say the same about Kate Adie.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# can't they send her round Mick Hucknall's house?
also: Galaxy Cookie Crumble = meh

/snackspot blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I thought that
also Galaxy dark isn't as yummy as their normal stuff, and it's rare for me to prefer milk over dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# yer
nothing surpasses a Ripple for me

after many many hours of testing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Box of chocolates for me
I'm fickle, so I like a selection.

I'd say revels, had the cunts not stolen my lovely coffee ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I love Ripples
but I have re-discovered the joy of Twirls
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ^
the Twirl is a fine snack...Brucie's favourite too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Campbell?!
*gets very excited*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# What's all this nonsense?
Yorkies or nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# BLECH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Total chocolate.
No bits of air or any of that nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# It's still icky though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# gah
Nestle chocolate is vile UNLESS it's KitKat

it's got a really papery taste
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I always thought it was floury.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# ahh it could be that
there's something odd about it

it's still some miles better than Hershey's cheesy vomitness though

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Oh don't even remind me. :S
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# quick dungeoneer your lifeforce is deplenishing

/knightmare blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I think I overdid it on the eyeball layers.
That's what makes it look a bit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# it's good, just reminded me of knightmare :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# "I AM OGARTH OF LEGEND!"
"oh -it's a level one wall monster...."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I dreamed of that last night
what did they win?
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't think it's eczema.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I can see a crack
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# HE COMES!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# crackin'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# very nicely done
and at the same time, horrible in so many ways :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# TIME FOR CHANGE! Go, Go Ick-zilla!

I like Icke. Icke for presi-minister I say?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# There isn't that much change between first and last frame.
(waxdart hello., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Wendy Richards?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I like the second frame best
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# he looks like Larry Hagman in that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Judith Chalmers?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# :D
I especially like the bit in the middle where he's half of each - although you can't really see it now the gifs fully loaded.

I'm an awkward sod

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hahahha... makes me think of the Super Mario Bros. movie...
"Prepare to be de-evolved!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# "Up from the depths, thirty storeys high, breathing fire..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] .


dammit, i should have refreshed
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# hehe
I recommend all b3tans to read Grassy Knollington in Viz
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
#
Grassy Knollington in

trying to describe b3ta to a friend, he said "so it's interactive Viz then?"

he may have had a point
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# hmmm
yes - but without the Geordie accent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# i endorse this opinion

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# sweet
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# "He used to have a little dick..little dick...little dick..but then it went and grew a bit.. 1 foot long.. HA HA THIS A WAY HA HA THAT A WAY.."
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Wizzbit's getting a comeback apparently
Paul Daniels is doing a book tour for it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Looks like the rabbit is getting the comeback in that picture.
(waxdart hello., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I'll keep setting them up
if you keep batting them out of the park ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# you have got to be joking.........
*secretly books tickets*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# There were pics
but I can't be arsed trawling to find them
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# The Tesco's car insurance ads must have dried up then
a bit like his missus

*bad-um tish*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I sit agog when I think of the money Tesco must have thrown at some of the celebs to get them to do the voiceovers for their ads
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# They can afford it
they have more money than God at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Tesco Personal Finance is apparently doing really well
so people borrow money off Tesco...then spend it in Tesco...and then have to pay Tesco back

I'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# DO NOT QUESTION TESCOS
OR THEY WILL OWN YOUR HOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
#
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/britain's-only-shop-makes-enormous-profit-200904211713/
(beemoh, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] May I pea?
Work, blah

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Ooh
Now I do too! What is this wizardry?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# It's the McVitizers
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hahahaha
*desktops*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# hahah yum
although I have mint Aero
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# *closes Google images*
top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Oooh that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# this is ace.
keep going Motion Gallery, you've almost lost him!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hahah this is gooood
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Haha, I recognise that road movie


Well done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Thank for ruining my childhood.
Not you, I mean Paul Daniels!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# one of my earliest efforts
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Thankyou for ruining my childhood!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# oh noes
the illuminati have taken over the board
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Swine Flu? Pfft!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# well that's bang on.
(waxdart hello., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# well...that sounds about right :D

/tinfoil hats



and lol sig.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I can't afford to buy bacon,so it must be true!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Don't you have a garden to grow your own bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Yeah, I've just ordered a pig from Mexico!
Should be here next week!

nings
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Heh
ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I hope this swine flu isnt gonna cancel the B3ta bash
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# yeah that would be a tragedy
1.4 million dead and the b3ta bash cancelled
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# WORD
Hows your head after the other night?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# it hurt like fuck yesterday
better now, tho'

what you up to? surveying hard?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# yep, just having a break been in since 7
Heard you wanna do a deal on the BP? fancya chat tues night in the con?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# could do, yeah
I'll get my people to call your people
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# interestingly
they've been offering flu vaccinations at work... don't know if that fits with anyone's conspiracy theories... but the vaccinations seem to be full of big nano-bots
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# My daughter's nursery were handing out leaflets about swine-flu this morning.
If any of the kids get any "flu-like" symptoms they will be sent home and not allowed to return until they've been given the all-clear by a doctor.

Raving mad it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# HA HA HA
flu like symptoms include crankyness, sleepyness... being less than 3 feet tall.

Over reaction is rife... mostly because the consequences of a reaction which was subsequently found to be an under reaction are dire...

this is what happens when people make decisions based on speculation rather than information.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# "Extra anti-bacterial procedures will be put into place around the nursery"
Yeah, cos that'll help with the flu VIRUS, you fucking muppets...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# :D
Virus: "Damn this is a clean nursery!"

also the virus is currently a bit of a pussy but easily transmittable... the problem would come if it mutated into something stronger... which may take time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# So would it be better to catch it sooner rather than later, or doesn't that matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I was thinking this.
It'd be embarrassing if all this work to stop it spreading now means a stronger version can kill more people later.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# yeah
embarrassing, that's the word for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Boy would our faces be red
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I think it depends on how much it mutates by
... the H1 bit of H1N1 refers to the haemagglutinin which binds the virus to the cell... the 1 in H1 means there's only one of them (as opposed to H5N1 which has more binding sites) also as an influenza virus it's focussed mostly on the upper respiratory tract which is less harmful (as opposed to the lungs)...

exposure to this might make your immune system better equipped to cope with a mutated version depending on how close the mutation is to the virus you've been exposed to.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# OK, cheers. It's worth a shot then.
*wanders off to look for a Mexican*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# my friend is a teacher
and had several kids drop out of a school trip to France because their parents didn't want them to catch bird flu
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Were they going to France on swans?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# isn't that how it's done?
*strolls into Holland on a Geese*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I love this statement
lets marry
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# :D
*weds*
*lets self go... more*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha that'd be awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# haha
I bet the other kids came back with burnt necks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# And I bet they didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# porn, flick-knives and firecrackers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Apparently it's most contagious the day before the symptoms start to show
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I think I might be ill tomorrow,
I'd best not go into work today.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Yep... I'll go with this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Credit Crunch? ARGHHH
credit crunch AND the recession - two DIFFERENT things
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# It's David Icke!
You don't expect him to be accurate do you? ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# He's meant to talk nonsense I thought
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# You don't think...
You don't mean...Could it be true?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Curiously, in muppetville:
www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63414

"without a doubt imo this swine flu is a carefully constucted plan and keeping the world guessing is all part of the chaos, mis- information= chaos.....what will people be screaming for soon

order out of chaos"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
I hadn't seen that! Never even knew there was such a website.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# "You don't have to be an idiot to post here,
but it helps"
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I like this one..
"bbc announced today the british troops in iraq are to be returned to the u.k...compulsory vaccinations..many objecting. summer of rage begins..martial law declared
and the virus spreads
troops are returned home just in time...sounds all to obvious but then they (tptb) are becoming more blatent"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I shall go and redecorate my shed
perhaps move in the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# You said it Icke!
To quote one evil bastard:

“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”
Adolph Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Couldn't resist ...
... having heard the damn pun so often. And it's doubtless bindun, many, many, times ...

Click for bigger (ooo...err) (75 kb)
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# my feelings exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Indeed ...
... I was at a web conference last week and had to be restrained from punching the gawky little freaks who were tweeting (is that it?) each other ...
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hahahaahh
*checks age of all repliers to this image*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# double oh no misses..no stop..oh

woo frankie :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Excellent!
Nay, Nay, Seven ?

;-)
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# quite!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# been dun?
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Haha, I was waiting for that
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It has a hypnotic appeal
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# LIKE THIS

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# haha
needs more palsy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# CAREFUL, YOU MAY ANGER THE CRAB IF YOU CONTINUE

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# They are hypnotic o.O O.o o.O O.o
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# WHO IS THE CRAB?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Do not question the crab
just obay
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# HA HA HA
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I have returned from the big city with a cough
I was in a lift when someone sneezed. They said "It's OK - I haven't swine flu" That's when I thought "I bet he has swine flu" I then read in the London Evening Metro Standard Lite that 94,000 people were going to die in London, and I thought "best get home quick then."
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It's not the cough that carries you off
It's the coffin they carry you off in
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# +ing
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Nope, no ing's required at the present
I'll save it for later though
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# mine's gonna be cardboard
it says so in my will
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I want a fancydress wake above a pub
with my corpse in a deckchair
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# you can hold the coats
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I suspect I won't care.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# all the guests can tell the bar staff that you will pick up the tab at the end of the night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Then stick him in a taxi with a £20 in his top pocket
just say he's had too much, it'll be the death of him
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Nothing like the London Freebies
for raising awreness rather than inducing unwarranted panic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# are they related to our Freebs?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# He's more informative
so probably not
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# So that's 2% of the population, and flu mostly kills elderly people.
I fancy my chances.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I fancy your tits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Join the back of the queue
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# bah!
can't I just grab a quick reacharound from the back?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Ok, but no tweaking
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# 94,000? Good, might make it easier to get the train in the evenings.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# ^this^
there's clearly too many people in London as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# That's probably nearly as many
as died from malaria in the last minute*

*made up statistic
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Taxi for zomb13e !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I'll get my coat...
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Lolcat jokes or pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# PIG!
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# nope not seen anything about pigs round here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I could really do with a bacon sarnie right now...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Arf!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
menthol
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I'm going to stop pretending I know how to use Photoshop now...
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Humminghorse


Click for bigger (79 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# That was unexpected.
...also very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# very purtty
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# aawww... It's kinda cute-looking!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Crikey! Those plants are enormous!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# That's gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# wonderful!
i love the colours
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Wonderful :-)
Desk-topped :-)

I love humming birds, saw them in america last summer. I like seahorses too but don't know any personally
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Oooh, I think that's the first time someone's desktopped one of mine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
#
......mmmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm......*splash*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# nice!
I thank God you are an atheist too

Looks a bit like a Lipstick plant (aka The Dog's cock plant)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# That works really well, VERY nice indeed fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Cor, nicely!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] on the plus side, it does make your hands as soft as your face

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# wizbit!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# HA HA THIS A WAY HA HA THAT A WAY..
Its his evil twin.. JIZZbit
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# its not wizbit
had to google that....but im sure Paul daniels based it on the illuminati anyway, he's obviously one of them and he does shag a lizard
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# FACT
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# piss! and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# oooh
much more detailed than mine.....but the evidence is mounting
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# there is no spoon..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# lol
yesss
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Bloody Gary Johnson, he's always causing trouble.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# yes he is
gary johnson must die
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hahahahaha, this is all kinds of lunacy!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahah
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Bindun I'm sure

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# shame it wasn't a Tele-ban
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# It's end of the pier stuff
dressed up in sentimental reality show clothing. it's clever really. I may hate it but then it's not for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# quite
i wish somebody would drive a car into the fucking x factor crowd... i really do...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# hooray!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# HEY - THEY WERE INNOCENT!
THEY'D ONLY BEEN TO PAKISTAN TO LEARN WEAPONS TRAINING IN ORDER TO KILL BRITISH TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN. AND THEY'D NOT REALISED THE STRATEGIC TARGETS THEIR FELLOW TRAINEES WERE PHOTOGRAPHING IN LONDON WERE TO BE USED FOR BOMB TARGETS.

THIS DOESN'T MAKE THEM TERRORISTS!

(I may be venting here)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# YEAH!
fuck the Gurkhas - we want the Taleban!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I'm begining to see what Daily Mail readers see
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# FOREIGNERS EVERYWHERE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# SHOW ME YOUR PASSPORT!
SCHNELL!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I went on holiday last year
it was disgusting! Foreigners everywhere!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] "HEY ! ITS-A-ME... DAVIO" !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Sanchez
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# is that a moustache or zalgo snot?
also - I was in That London yesterday. On the train home I popped to the loo and noticed that the shaver socket had a label next to it in both English and Braille, however the Braille was simply printed on rather than raised.

Now I admit that the chances of a totally blind person needing to use a shaver socket on a train is slim at best, but this was totally pointless (literally). The other signs had the Braille printed properly. So my question is..

What have First Great Western got against blind whiskery people? Seems like a niche prejudice to me, but it's there all the same.

Have a Braille joke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# *confused and hurty giggles*
*edit* that's better
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I got my href bits the wrong way round!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# *tickuls*
/re-lurk
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# HAHAHA
He didn't see it coming.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# LOLs, clicked
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Brilliant!
Really, really, really brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# How Sparky got his name....


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Moving CHEDGE

Nicely. Lovely work on the leccy


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I don't know what you mean....
Ninja edit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# ;)
Happens to me all the time though. ImageReady (or newer PS), I presume?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Yeah PS CS.
Damned propagate frame function. Great when you need it, but a pain 90% of the time. I wish I could switch it off as a default.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Amen
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# hehe bless
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# chewchewchew...
chewchewchewFOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
chewchewchew
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# :D
sell him to Cadburys!


Also, 3 FPs in a row, fucking A!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Yeah yeah yeah you're brilliant ;)
I might stop clicking your stuff out of spite...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# You're brilliant too
so just watch yourself... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Bloody hell! You're right! I just got an FP!
*hoorays loudly and marches about with pants on head*

Thanks Magic Donkey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# people do, clearly
then they get nice again and stuff like that happens.
I shall cling on to the feeling of joy in preparation for the hatred :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# *brags about his 2 in seven years*:P
You're not going to Gwenneth are you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# 2 also - both this year!
*does the FP dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# One last the other in 2002:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Yes. Well done,
now can you fashion up a cure for swine flu
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Sure thing
stay home, drink lots of tea and orange juice, you should be fine.

Next?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# What's the fastest animal in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# scone
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahaahha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Oooh, isn't this a trick
people assume Cheetah, but then you've got to take in to account birds freefalling and body mass ratios and blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# ok, an easier one,
should I fake my orgasms?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# only if youre not enjoying it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# peregrine falcon diving, or something
200 mph
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I've been reliably informed it's a motorpike
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# and sidecarp?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Lyons Maid have phoned they want you two in their office now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# oo fab
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# a lab rat in the space shuttle
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# your Mum at an all-you-can-eat buffet?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# more than likely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Could a swallow carry a coconut?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# African or European coconut?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# What... is the capital of Assyria?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I'm not 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I wanted to sacrifice you some fruit, but someone took a shit on your altar

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# That'll be proj ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# like you're surprised
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# honestly, yes I am
there have been many things I've made and thought "that's got to have a chance of getting FP'd" and many of them have never even made it to th popular page.
I appreciate FPs enormously and they are always a surprise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# well I'm not talented enough to think that..

I just draw/photoshop shit for a laugh

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Dice in the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# seams fresh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Mr Whippy...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# It's not about talent
its about thinking "that makes me laugh just looking at it" but clealy my sense of humour is not the same as other peoples, which is why some of the things that leave me on the floor in tears don't make people even raise an eyebrow.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I call that b3ta nightshift
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Well done Toastie!
...on the FP domination sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Good skills!
Although you and Moley between you have contrived to knock off only my second EVER FP ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# No no no
He should crawl under an armchair and then bite on the wires.

Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# that's not how you become a superhero
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Ah, you have also tried this, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I started licking batteries
but soon it wasn't enough, I needed a bigger hit
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# a giant potato with two strips of copper in?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# kids stuff
I'm urinating on a pylon as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# hmm, all my lights just went off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D

my littlest brother used to do things very similar to this...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Stunning as always...
...now I love Moley and I love Toastie, but, whos's the best...?


There's only one way to find out....


Huuuuuuugs!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# CHEDGE
This is superb work Moley


loving the hair


the lightening is ace too


looks a bit like my lad...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Cheers Freebs!
He looks a little bit bit like mine too....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Chew chew chew
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

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