:Dhahahaha - Superb, sir.
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:23,
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I suspect the source of this image is filt!:D
(
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:25,
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!That crashing thud b3tans and b3tettes was the sound of a penny dropping
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:37,
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I knew you'd get there in the end, ma'am....;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:38,
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In fairness, if I'd scrolled down and seen JJ's postThere'd have been no problem
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:39,
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The Eighth Law of Freebs:8. Puns have a habit of being related to current /board content.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:43,
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I really need to be on here moreThen I'd remember important stuff like this
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:45,
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhthank you
my penny has now dropped as well :)
(my penny has now dropped as well :)
chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:44,
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ArghPunching my own eyes doesn't seem to be helping me. I figured it's probably a pun of some sort, what with there being a mis-spelling of a popular brand, but the lightbulb that sometimes appears over my head isn't pinging into existence :( Is it really
Tinwendo?
*has had a long, long week*
(Tinwendo?
*has had a long, long week*
brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:46,
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Thank you Mrs TrellisAs a testament to my current mental inability, it still took some time, despite your sledgehammer-shaped clue :)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 1 May 2009, 15:07,
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hello humans(
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:16,
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it's an automated reaction :)I like the growl, do it more often :D
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:18,
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Trek, even scripted like thisis about a bazillion times better that Star Bores.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:19,
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You see, that's where you are wrong again! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:21,
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Only cos your a woman!;P
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22,
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I think you meant....What? A woman???
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:23,
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A few don't.That's alright, they're shit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:26,
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I don't love youBut that's because I have a heart made of Osmium or something.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:30,
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Mean.Mean and cruel and obviously broken.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:31,
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YesI shouldn't have made a bargain with that fire daemon, or was that Howl?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:33,
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Yes I'm sure that was HowlOk then, I love you. But my heart is still made of Osmium.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:39,
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What do you mean 'even like this'?you mean 'improved' right?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22,
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speaking as someone safe from your wrathI'll go with....different.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:23,
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why I oughta..... Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:30,
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*impervious*I could clamber all over you and you wouldn't be able to smack me.
In fact, this sounds like quite the game.
(In fact, this sounds like quite the game.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:31,
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I'll fetch the lube Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:36,
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It's a test. We'll do twister afterwards. Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:38,
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you realise that if this was a starwars imageI'd say "LOL, STARTREK"
:)
(:)
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:23,
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:DDr Ballcrusher. Excellent.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:17,
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May I TJ please?a mixture of your good naturedness and my scripts seem to have forced a nice London girl into the final three running for the face of Australia.
Please take the time to vote for Bess again (assuming that they do not do a 'final two' I promise not to ask again).
www.theunderwaterchannel.tv/face-of-australia/bess-manley
(Please take the time to vote for Bess again (assuming that they do not do a 'final two' I promise not to ask again).
www.theunderwaterchannel.tv/face-of-australia/bess-manley
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:19,
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it doesn't like IE v6. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:20,
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*tests*Yes it does.
It just hates you!
(It just hates you!
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:25,
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It just told me to upgrade to v7.Me and my v6 are lovely and if it doesn't like us then it's it's loss.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:26,
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bollocks to that you luddite.upgrade to IE8 and then use Firefox.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:28,
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This is my WORK COMPUTERI have no say about what's installed on it, and I can't install anything myself because I'm not a bloody administrator.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:29,
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This smacks of fail.My advice to you is to do better! ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:31,
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Hire me thenI can administrate you and all your other outsidey chaps.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:32,
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What do you doand how much do you want?
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:32,
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operations management, client relations and being awesomelots, preferably.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:34,
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I usually get the youngest labourerto multi-task and make the tea when his broom is in its station ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:35,
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no brooms anywhere near my station thank youI can carry quite a lot though. More than I weigh. That's good, right?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:36,
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do you send them on quests for long stands? and round tuits?:)
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:37,
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tin of striped paint Billy and be quick about it. Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:39,
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Serious moment:Tell them that your browser is too old and needs updating because M$ no longer support it and thus it is open to viral assault.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:31,
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Will do, thank you Manley. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:32,
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tech support don't like ever being told things by people who aren't tech supportor maybe they aren't allowed
maybe some manager dude who knows better than everyone else has said NO!
or maybe it takes 14 lb's of paperwork in triplicate to upgrade.
or maybe nobody really cares and we're all doomed anyway :D
(maybe some manager dude who knows better than everyone else has said NO!
or maybe it takes 14 lb's of paperwork in triplicate to upgrade.
or maybe nobody really cares and we're all doomed anyway :D
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:33,
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Why would they care about me and my computer?We've got an office to build in India, you know. *rolls eyes*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:34,
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exactlytho wages in india are increasing :)
guess they'll have to ride the wave to another country
(guess they'll have to ride the wave to another country
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:36,
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so was mexicountil the drug war and pignot situation
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:46,
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hahahahah!
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:19,
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Don't worry earth, much like Doctor Who they can cure anything with largely inconsistant and nonsensical words.N.B. The red shirt thing was only in the original series to my memory when yellow was command and red was...engineering or whatever it was.
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:20,
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I know. I'm a proper geekbut it would be remiss of me not to mention red shirt guy in a star trek parody. Even if it inflames the purists ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22,
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This has cheered me up no end :)/reason? One of our hamsters has just died :(
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22,
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oh no!rodent failure. Commiserations.
My FTP is still borked too. I'm going to have to call in a Linux specialist. I'm loading a gun first though.
(My FTP is still borked too. I'm going to have to call in a Linux specialist. I'm loading a gun first though.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:24,
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hehe, I left it a couple of days as I saw you were switching bits over The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:25,
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Had a complete Ubuntu failure.Had to lose around 200GB of stuff. Got an extra 500GB drive now that won't respond and the FTP server times out at the list command 9 times out of 10. I'll have it sorted weekend and for those who had an account you might want to PM me a reminder as all got deleted.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:30,
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bugger!/consider this a pm :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:34,
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Oh nooooooI'm sorry chap.
I think my hamster nephew's not long for this world.
(I think my hamster nephew's not long for this world.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:24,
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Gandalf:
/only Shadowfax left now
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:26,
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Oh, Archie.*hug* not that it helps, but I'm sorry. What a cutiekins.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:27,
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Woo..EDIT: or after readig the news letter, should I say
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:11,
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No you fool.. it says WOO! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:18,
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FLASHAAAAH
biddibiddibiddibiddi
(biddibiddibiddibiddi
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:11,
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I thought that was Twiki from Buck Rogers Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:14,
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I don't know the words to that bit.It's humunabopplybops, but I thought biddibiddibiddi'd do.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:15,
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If in doubt just do the BlessedSTAND BY, MY HAWKMEN...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:16,
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where does Northern Buck Rogers look online for information and answers?T'wiki
(apologies for text based humour, I haven't the time to visualise this joke)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:18,
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dear oh lord...*spangs from orbit*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:29,
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*squirrel jiggles ahoy* prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:12,
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BITCH I AM GONNA ENJOY THEM SO GOOD I'M GONNA GET ME NAKED AND ROLL ON THE GRAPES LIKE A BITCH, BITCHWHAT YO DOING AINT GONNA STOP IT BABY, EAT MORE GRAPES?
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:18,
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there are no such thing! it is a conspaaaairacy put out by the falsified liebarrel mainstream media! discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:24,
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well, UMMMM HMMMM!Don't be stealing ma jam!
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:27,
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Nicely, sirIt is a very silly name for a console.
Fun, though.
(Fun, though.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:15,
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Not as stupid a name as the Nintendo MINDPILLS!May not actually be a console
Also I've just downloaded Left4Dead, it's like fucking eating mental biscuits.
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:17,
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Also I've just downloaded Left4Dead, it's like fucking eating mental biscuits.
Very true.I heard their marketing department had a nightmare with that one.
You loon.
(You loon.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:23,
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this is all going to end in the detonation of explosive devices of explodingI know it :)
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:15,
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All time pet hate of mine, people calling it a 'nintendo wii'well in that case, i'll just pop on my microsoft xbox 360 and finish off with a game on my sony playstation
( Victor Meldrew,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:16,
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I call it 'that dusty white box we never use' Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:18,
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I told people it was just a gimmick from the get-go.A fad. A bit of tech with very limited applications.
No one listened.....
(No one listened.....
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:24,
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I got given it, I didn't buy it. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:25,
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You should have openly mocked the person that gave it to you.I would have.
....but then I would have felt guilty and bought them chocolates and said sorry and grovelled a bit....
(....but then I would have felt guilty and bought them chocolates and said sorry and grovelled a bit....
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:27,
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Oh, c'mon JJMy niece takes great delight in beating me at *every* game she has.
It's worth it for that alone, she's so happy.
/favourite uncle blog
(It's worth it for that alone, she's so happy.
/favourite uncle blog
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:31,
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Twas my ma, for my birthday. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:35,
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And your opinion is pretty much truth isn't it?I enjoy the Wii. If I want FPSs - I have a PC. Why buy a console to play a carbon copy of a game I could play on the PC?
(
Ttssattsr,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:27,
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A slightly WORSE version of a game.:)
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:28,
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Uh huh uh huh. Consoles are better, aren't they? Yeah. They are. Much better. Ttssattsr,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:29,
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Horses for courses, young man.back in the day, Wipeout (for example) was impossible to play on a PC, it was Playstation or nowt, really.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:33,
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Plus the playstation used to give you all the bizaare Japanese stuff you didn't really get on anything else, made by all the small development houses.All consoles and PC games seem to be largely homongenised shite now though.
Not really as many Katamaris, Icos, Okamis and Godhands anymore.
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:39,
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Not really as many Katamaris, Icos, Okamis and Godhands anymore.
There was some very odd stuff kicking around, back in the dimand distant days of the PS1, verily it was so.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:45,
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Mine is basically a smaller N64/GC. Wii games rarely get a look in. Ttssattsr,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:20,
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She liesIt comes in a bigger box than that bag. She has brought a brick and labelled it "Pee"!
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:21,
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it'll be a noac, no doubt obtained from some dodgy swarthy market trader typestanding in a pool of his own swarth
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:29,
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This be trueKat found the Chinatown district of wherever the hell they live. It's like the whole Chintendo thing in cartoon form.
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:31,
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I can't wait to play nes games on my ploystation and also authentic sega games on the zonga megadrive:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:38,
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Bleedin' 'Ell Ghostie!Was that necessary?
*fears*
(*fears*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:48,
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Many Thanks to Spacefish: you were a great help...
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:01,
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insane industrial consulting?"Yes, I'd like to set up an automated process to sort eggs by size into various plastic boxes for various branded companies"
"what you need is a 300 ft tall throbbing neon penis that SPINS AROUND SPURTING EGGS from it's mighty glans of EGG, also it should be on fire"
like that?
("what you need is a 300 ft tall throbbing neon penis that SPINS AROUND SPURTING EGGS from it's mighty glans of EGG, also it should be on fire"
like that?
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:05,
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*collapses in laughter*What the fuck?????
:D
(:D
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:06,
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I can put the ant into consultant as good as anyone:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:10,
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fudge the shopperyMAKE THE DAMNED THING.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:08,
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I lack the shoppery skillz and technomology to render this in verse of photosoupI'm sure someone has an emergency throbbing industrial neon egg vomiting penis for just this occasion though
edit: for mongspelling
(edit: for mongspelling
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:11,
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I can't :(
This is as far as I ever got with a glowing phallus, taking someone's bonfire night photo, and turning it into a penis.
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22,
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now you'll have so many eggs you won't know what to do:)
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:12,
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who cares, I'm the happiest man alive now! HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:15,
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*must resist and get on with work* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:50,
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You know you will submitSo just open it and get on with it.
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:53,
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:54,
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I love it when you're all bossyphwoar!
(
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:00,
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I shouldn't be in bossy mode today as it's a holidayMayday! Mayday! Mayday!
Now you, just get on with your work.
*looks stern*
(Now you, just get on with your work.
*looks stern*
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:02,
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I am chuffed that 2 of your police challenge entries got a mentionNice one two :)
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:59,
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I wondered if I would be consolidated in to one easy payment too :) HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:12,
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that and Joel's Bagger 288 have made me laugh until I had a headache today HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:12,
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*thonk**throws tangerine*
:D
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:14,
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shafted againOh well. It was only weeks of work.
/bitter
(/bitter
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:54,
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That's bloody class work, sir*applauds*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:03,
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that's really nicely made sir :)shame about the lack of sock puppets though ;D
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:04,
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ah-ha!You have revealed the film's fatal flaw
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:07,
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scandalous!This was superb!
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:05,
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Like there's any other kind. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:03,
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That's 4 vaginas. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:07,
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cheers rob :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:59,
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dubble fresh.narse one.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:59,
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Matthew Bright, the director of thatTiptoes film in the newsletter once made a documentary called "After Diff'rent Strokes: When the Laughter Stopped" - which is supposed to be amazing.
Can't find it online, sadly.
(Can't find it online, sadly.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:03,
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pffnice timing on the car crash comp
news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/may/1/newsid_2479000/2479971.stm
(news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/may/1/newsid_2479000/2479971.stm
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:16,
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what do you mean LAST ever?what's going on?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:36,
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We're moving on to pastures new...Long story, I'll email you sometime :)
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:38,
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I awaits.......*still waiting*
ps - have you heard of K.O.Kaine? I know their guitarist - he's a Producer too!
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:40,
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I haven't... ace name though!Got stuff to do now - I'll email you soon, m'kay?
It's not a very interesting story though
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:42,
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It's not a very interesting story though
*conan doyles*You didn't know of Bendigo?
well that knocks me out!
Who's your board schoolteacher?
What's he been about?
Chock a block with fairy tales;
Full of useless cram,
And never heard of Bendigo
The Pride Of Nottingham
(well that knocks me out!
Who's your board schoolteacher?
What's he been about?
Chock a block with fairy tales;
Full of useless cram,
And never heard of Bendigo
The Pride Of Nottingham
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:45,
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bare knuckle boxer and Evangelical preacherI only know that because they named a tram after him
(
twig Save 6 Music,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:06,
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you got bored of metal and are now into death gabba? lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:40,
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Mamma Mia, here I kill again Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:42,
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You've heard it too? Cool. lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:43,
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My finger is on the music pulse all the time Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:45,
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Hahaha :DThey wouldn't need to use much make up :)
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:34,
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hahahahahhahahah! *click*given up on the java? :D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:34,
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for now- yesunless either The Neville or The Nibus come up trumps
it's made my head all hurty
(it's made my head all hurty
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:36,
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hahahaha!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:34,
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hahahaIf Billy's always so skint, how can he afford hair dye all the time (attributed to someone I can't remember)
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:49,
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well that makes sense now innit Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:50,
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yeah man innit, gotta use ya common, innit discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:53,
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your pahnds an pence innit Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:55,
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forget dvdi want this on blu-ray so i can see teh fear.
(
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:35,
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hahaha!As ever, sir - very nicely.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:36,
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All dignity behind. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:38,
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oh groovyi thought you'd left your job or something
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:40,
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*ahem*Not yet, no...
*That's* still in the planning stage.
;-)
(*That's* still in the planning stage.
;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:41,
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But who will I PA for!? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:42,
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Prince Albert??
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:44,
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PA US ALL AND CHAIN US TOGETTTHHHHHEEEEEAAAAAARRRR lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:45,
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What a sexy idea. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:55,
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how kindright, back to work, which'll be hard because Baroness' First and Second EPs just blew my mind
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:10,
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Oooh you're damn right Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:13,
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Well, if there ever was a reason to stay here,That's it - right there.
*hires immediately*
I'm coming up on long service later this year anyhow...
\o/ for bonuses!
(*hires immediately*
I'm coming up on long service later this year anyhow...
\o/ for bonuses!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:44,
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YES!And you might get a finder's fee if you hire me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:45,
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with which I shall buy you fresh flowers for your desk every day.So there.
*mwahs*
(*mwahs*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:47,
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Ahhhhhhhhhh :DOffer letter please.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:50,
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Lovely, you know I would if I could...*hugs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:04,
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hahahahahahahahah! brill :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:30,
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I still need to watch the Third Matrxiwoo
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:41,
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Oh, you *so* don't...You really don't.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:45,
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All you need to know is 'Dodge this....'
And before anyone says anything - it's not my bloody pic, ok?
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:49,
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Dont suppose...... There's a larger version of that pic somewhere is there? Something in the region of 1280x800 perhaps?
(,
Sat 2 May 2009, 16:40,
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Ah no,it's like everyone above said.
To paraphrase Lawrie McMenemy in the Barbican ads; "It's shite man."
(To paraphrase Lawrie McMenemy in the Barbican ads; "It's shite man."
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:49,
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Cyclops' Seal of Approval.
Something I drew when I was bored yesterday. No idea where you can buy a multi pack of Alan Davies. Or Dark Hams for that matter.
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:25,
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i'll have Sam and bubber, pleasei like doodles
My girlfriend thinks i'm strange now thanks to you. apparently its "weird" to stare at people all boggly eyed and say "she is wearing the make up"
(My girlfriend thinks i'm strange now thanks to you. apparently its "weird" to stare at people all boggly eyed and say "she is wearing the make up"
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:27,
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Ha ha ha!Was she wearing the shoes and the hat, too?
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:51,
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Dark HamsInvisible to the naked eye, but calculated by SCIENCE to explain the existence of every other cured meat in the universe.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:27,
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oh my god.... i've got some fucking sicilian ham in my fridge! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:29,
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Mafiosi food ftw!Tonight, dairylea slices, you sleep wit da fishes.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:30,
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If there are any prawns in there their heads are coming off tonight
While you're at it can you pick up some Jammy Dodgersthe blue ones. ta
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:27,
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Blue jam or blue biscuit? They do both now you know...'ning Toasty :)
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:35,
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hello mister profyou should know by now I mean both, squashed together.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:39,
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I'd lik him to approve my shopping list, please.Actually, where *is* my ruddy shopping list?
*clicks*
(*clicks*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:28,
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I'm sorted for tea, actually.But ground coffee and evap I do need.
And sossies.
Edit: And some Vogel Bread as well.
(And sossies.
Edit: And some Vogel Bread as well.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:30,
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I can't eat normal bread anymoresince I switched to Vogel bread
( twig Save 6 Music,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:41,
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It's top stuff.makes the best toast, too...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:46,
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hah i read that has "rudey shopping list"i need 6 Razzle, 2 Penthouse, 14lb of cooking lard and a hungry, hungry hippos set"
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:30,
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Goose Fat is a better lube.And substitute Club International for Razzle, methinks.....
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:31,
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i've no idea what club international isso, rationally, I'm going assume its a sister publication to the Economist
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:36,
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Welllllllll - not so much, no;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:38,
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Kapow!You are the Human Sat Nav, sir!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:34,
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I'm going to make some toast. I felt the world should knowbut I don't have a twitter account
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:35,
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Kapow!You are the Human Sat Nav, sir!
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:35,
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I'm going to make some toast. I felt the world should knowbut I don't have a twitter account
Sorry about that,my delerium tremens must be kicking in.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:37,
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it happens to the best of usi once managed to post 4 times consecutively
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:38,
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Makes me think of Fungus the Bogeymanlovely!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:33,
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ello elloOxford tomorrow? I am there and all. Mate's got a gig in the Cellar
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:40,
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that is awesome! :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:33,
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Hello everyone!I can't remember the last time I was on here during the day... I've missed you all! Especially you, over there - at the back, in the pyjamas.
I was just going through some old files and found these - they're from my old job, I made them to take the piss out of a colleague; they're all things she used to say regularly...
The bee race one is a bit obscure, I know: when you talked to her, she used to constantly go "Mmm!" as if to make out she knew what you meant - it sounded like a bee race, I thought... :)
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:18,
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I was just going through some old files and found these - they're from my old job, I made them to take the piss out of a colleague; they're all things she used to say regularly...
The bee race one is a bit obscure, I know: when you talked to her, she used to constantly go "Mmm!" as if to make out she knew what you meant - it sounded like a bee race, I thought... :)
Bwahahahahaha!She's working here now...
:D
(:D
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:19,
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Please tell me she's called Karen...*crosses fingers*
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:26,
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Sadly not...Jan Hammond... or as we used to call her, for some long-forgotten reason, "Dan Hammer".
Which prompted me to make this, which when I found it the other day cracked me up for ages, much to Jessie's bemusement :)
EDIT: Seams like I'm a bit shit on Tattyshop ;)
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:29,
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Which prompted me to make this, which when I found it the other day cracked me up for ages, much to Jessie's bemusement :)
EDIT: Seams like I'm a bit shit on Tattyshop ;)
Double ImpactDOUBLE THE VAN DAMMAGE
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:31,
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Hahah! and also...'lo sexy stranger!!!Am I the jama'd one? oh please let him be talking to meee...
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:20,
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Jamasmmmmmmmmmm....
*hugs*
(*hugs*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:21,
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*checks you out*Well? Let's see...
Jamas? Check
Yep, that'll be you then :D
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:24,
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Jamas? Check
Yep, that'll be you then :D
THERE'S NO LIIIMIIIITello crew
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:20,
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aye can't waiti take it you'll be along?
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:34,
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How do sirSome thing for the long weekend
Full of glee and a hammock to please, it is nearly the weekend, so do as you please. :)
(Full of glee and a hammock to please, it is nearly the weekend, so do as you please. :)
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:21,
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It is going very well :)How are you?
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:27,
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I'm pretty good, ta!Got another gig tonight - Obsidia's last ever... :)
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:34,
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hehehehehe!reminds me of a prank i played on someone at work... Took a screenshot of his desktop, added an error dialogue box (harddisk corrupt or something) replaced his wallpaper with the ss. and hid all his shortcuts.
He got quite upset, thinking he'd lost all his work.
I'm such a sod, sometimes :D
(He got quite upset, thinking he'd lost all his work.
I'm such a sod, sometimes :D
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:24,
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Aaah the old favourite...:D
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:25,
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I did switch where each shortcut went on someone elses mac at work tooillustrator opend quark, quark: photoshop etc etc.
Poor guy ended up on the phone to tech suppport for an hour (they were in on it too)
(Poor guy ended up on the phone to tech suppport for an hour (they were in on it too)
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:33,
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You evil bugger! :DThat's why I always lock my office of an evening....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:39,
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Hahaha*remembers making some similar ones to fool some cow orkers*
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:28,
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And how...and dammit I missed my 10k!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:51,
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10K...!!!!!Congratulations!!!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:53,
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I feel like a grown-up now...Right. Curry tiem :D
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:53,
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Curry tiem?But I've only just finished my sandwich! O_o
*digests*
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:03,
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*digests*
Blimey - this thread at the top?I've already finished my Chicken Jalfrezi, Saag Aloo and pilau rice.
*burps contentedly*
(*burps contentedly*
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:15,
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You charmer, sirhave a napkin*
*one of the tiny sleep-nymphs
(*one of the tiny sleep-nymphs
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:18,
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Very niceI had bacon off the bone and celeriac and tatty mash :)
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:18,
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That's how we roll, baby... barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:17,
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Silly Headwound!Congrats anyway, sir!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:53,
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*doesn't try very hard to get free*:D
How are you Prof?
(How are you Prof?
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:03,
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congrats'! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:55,
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Well if YOU'RE not going to get nekkid...*congratulatory hugs*
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:57,
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I've just noticed how near I am to 40k......hmmmmmm what to do
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:12,
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Kit off, guv'nor - it's the rules.;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:14,
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Aha, this sounds like a plan....:D
Wotcha Trelly!
(Wotcha Trelly!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:18,
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*checks stuff*Yep, it's all still there, thanks.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:21,
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don't worry, I 'conveniently' miss nearly all of mine The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:14,
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I was actually intending to do something for this...Some sort of artistic thing over the weekend...
Ah well, just have to wait till 20k.
By which time at current rate I'll be nearly 40 so it won't be a particularly pleasant experience for anyone...
(Ah well, just have to wait till 20k.
By which time at current rate I'll be nearly 40 so it won't be a particularly pleasant experience for anyone...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:16,
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congrats mateif its any consolation I laid down my 15K 500 posts early cos I'm an idiot
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:16,
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it's almost like an aporkalypse bandwagon.... theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:53,
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not seen a pig joke all week prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:55,
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It was the image challenge last week... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:15,
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Consider me the one b3tan who hasn't seen anything like it :)damn you Websense!!! And yay for days off \o/
'ning, to those of you that remember me :)
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:00,
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'ning, to those of you that remember me :)
while we're riffing on this...
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:05,
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SWINE FLU: LOWER FATALITY RATE THAN A NORMAL FLU WITH TEN TIMES THE FEAR gronkpan,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:04,
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BUT MY CALCULATIONS SUGGEST A GRAPH WITH A COUPLE OF BUMPS IN IT
WE MUST STOCKPILE FOOD AND RUN AROUND WEARING DOGGIE MASKS
As is this!*giggles like a loon*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:16,
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hahahahahahah this is all the awesome.(although the axis labels are weird)
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:17,
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This is superb, sir:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:15,
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Indeed not, it gets fearful angry. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:20,
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Aporkalypse "Sow"could have been a double pun.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:29,
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haha i'd buy 'em just for the picture of that pig/click
( sock more tea vicar?,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:48,
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do i need those red and green 3d glasses for this?/ac
( sock more tea vicar?,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50,
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found it on google images,apologies if it is.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:59,
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haha it's no problem..It just looks like something I did yeeeeears ago! :) linky?
( prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:00,
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Isn't this like something you did years ago?
or am I getting you confused with someone else?
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:06,
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hmmmwho was it then?
I forget what he was called, but he turned up all over the place for a good year or so.
(I forget what he was called, but he turned up all over the place for a good year or so.
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:10,
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yup that's mine..bastards nicked it prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:20,
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That's lovely, Prodge.Class work, sir.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:29,
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weird thing is, the rest of the work is in a similar style...but that one's is definitely mine :D
( prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:33,
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it's got a fucking logo on it!!!the cockmasters
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:30,
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like I said hereb3ta.com/board/9411879
I know it's mine because I hated the angle of the nose.. :D
it was on my msn groups when I used them for hosting images, sadly lost now
(I know it's mine because I hated the angle of the nose.. :D
it was on my msn groups when I used them for hosting images, sadly lost now
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:40,
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that's why I called them masters of the cockit makes my unboiled fluids boil
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:52,
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I've had a productive last morning of work:
Clicking brings bigness
This is my leaving pressie for the company.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:33,
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\o/ this is brilliant. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:34,
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I have been learning from the mastersin you and Rev. Jesse...
This one is mroe in homage to your style.
(This one is mroe in homage to your style.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:37,
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:D well thankyou.It's rather excellent- I'm going to have trouble keeping up with it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:37,
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Oh you!*blushes*
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:39,
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HELLO PETAL!*big cuddle*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:03,
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Of course you are. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:42,
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ShhhI don't want people thinking I nice!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:43,
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HE'S A WANKER, EVERYONE. a big lummox of a sweetheart wanker, but still
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:44,
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It's about time I got the printer scrubber up:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:57,
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needs more stool on top of desk.Woo!
And good luck sorting it all out.
(And good luck sorting it all out.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:35,
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I only have a swivel cha......
you flithy bastard!
:D
(you flithy bastard!
:D
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:36,
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Is it entitled"This is what you did to me"?
Lovely work, sir.
(Lovely work, sir.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:35,
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We can piss on the dutch?Oh Mediocre..... *goes off to find him*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:38,
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No you feckin can't!!:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:38,
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:-( not even if I was really ill? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:39,
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Well, I'd really rather you didn't...am I misunderstanding something here?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:40,
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If I'm really ill and dying, and I lose bladder control and you're carrying meand you go 'ewwww' and put me down, I'll be really upset.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:42,
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No, of course I wouldn't!!!.Don't be a nana.
I thought this might relate to some bizarre practice I have little knowledge of, that's all.
(I thought this might relate to some bizarre practice I have little knowledge of, that's all.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:43,
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I don't wee on people for fun, if that's what you mean.Nu-uh. Not my bag, baby.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:44,
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just tie them up and beat them with big leather straps....
I might need to go for a lie down now.
(I might need to go for a lie down now.
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:46,
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Beating them would mean paying attention.Keep them in the cupboard and take them out when you need their services.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47,
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I wish I had a top sexy bloke in my cupboard for such emergencies*sighs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:49,
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I bet k3b/-\b would be up for that... Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50,
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You paid attention to the wish, right?b3th- some of those polish immigrants are quite swarthy and lush, get one of them.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:51,
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evens money at William Hill;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:51,
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yes, and with my decreasing gut and boob sizemy honed intellect and sweet nature I am getting close to satisfying the other criteria.
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:09,
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Moving right along...I'd make a very good nurse.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47,
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I think you would too, you're very caring. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47,
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*mwah*You're a lovely pickle, do you know that?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50,
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Now, you see...I did not know that.
I just have some strange 'information' about Dutch taste in certain 'practices'.
(I just have some strange 'information' about Dutch taste in certain 'practices'.
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:45,
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Ah, I see.I suspect it's not a specifically Dutch thing....
probably got it from the Germans anyway
/standard excuse for everything negative....
(probably got it from the Germans anyway
/standard excuse for everything negative....
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50,
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I tell you who I used to hate when I lived in Germanythat big fat Dutch bloke who used to do talent shows and things. He may have been called Harold.
Oh, and the silly bint who did the mini pops singing show thing.
However, despite an alarming intolerance for dairy, I have been known to suffer extreme pain for the sake of a nice Maasdam sammich.
EDIT: The Dutch bint was Marijke Amado and the show was Mini Playback Show.
*traumatic flashbacks*
(Oh, and the silly bint who did the mini pops singing show thing.
However, despite an alarming intolerance for dairy, I have been known to suffer extreme pain for the sake of a nice Maasdam sammich.
EDIT: The Dutch bint was Marijke Amado and the show was Mini Playback Show.
*traumatic flashbacks*
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:52,
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My guilty fast food treat isPre-Sliced Spijkerkaas, which is maninly rubbish generic cheese, but with Caraway seed in it.
Makes great sandwiches.
The TV I try not to think about, it's so desperately bad. Don't forget John De Mol* is to blame for Big Brother.
Edit: The guy who set up Endemol Productions....
(Makes great sandwiches.
The TV I try not to think about, it's so desperately bad. Don't forget John De Mol* is to blame for Big Brother.
Edit: The guy who set up Endemol Productions....
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:56,
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To be fairBig Brother was a pretty good idea, in an interesting, psychological experiment type of way.
It just didn't merit a second series series. Or the major hype it has engendered. Or Jade Goody, my she rest in peace, God's little angel.
(It just didn't merit a second series series. Or the major hype it has engendered. Or Jade Goody, my she rest in peace, God's little angel.
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:01,
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Thanks for the top tipwhat?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:42,
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Well, you said Holland,So I'm guessing there, yes?
Edit: OK, maybe you didn't then.....
(Edit: OK, maybe you didn't then.....
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:44,
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with a big label underneath it which readds:"See this, you bastards? This is what you've done to me! Are you happy now?"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:35,
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Here's the mop...;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:39,
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thanksjust stick it up my arse, I'll clean as I go, shall I?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:41,
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You missed a bit - c'mon....At least do it properly!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:42,
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why break the habit of a lifetime/slacker blog
( b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:43,
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mmmmmnnnuuuummmmmfffffff and I'm done.Can you bring that mop over here?
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:42,
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Is that you?What are you doing tomorrow night sexy?
I can vanity shop as well
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:35,
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I can vanity shop as well
YupI'll be in Luton of all places...
EDIT: Awesome beard work... you must have some quality brushes...
(EDIT: Awesome beard work... you must have some quality brushes...
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:38,
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Damn babydoll, pity I'm not going to be in Luton or you could have a ride on my face. edit, awesome brushes? nah I just comb it from time to time
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:39,
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You'd better have a damn good reason for beingthere......
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:39,
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Closer to me, innit. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:40,
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*looks it up*Ah!
I never knew where your town of residence actually was...
Now I do.
(I never knew where your town of residence actually was...
Now I do.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47,
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Despite it's proximity to Lutonm and Wycombe, it's not *that* bad. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:48,
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It's also near Oxford though, which is lully, despite the students... Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:55,
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And the others that live thereI'm in Oxford tomorrow.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:55,
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SO AM IIIIIIIIgig in the cellar
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:17,
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Visiting friends who, despite being able to escape it, haven't...Their loss...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:45,
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It's a scary place.populated by...... Vans
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:48,
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:DAnd concrete.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:55,
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hey, me toobut mine is shit:
In fact, just forget you saw it.
(In fact, just forget you saw it.
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:48,
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I know a good chimney sweep Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:48,
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does he have a cock-er-ney accentand solve murders in his spare time?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50,
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mine's not overly great
you've got SUCH nice teeth. What a cow.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50,
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*gets funny feelings he doesn't understand**saves pic into the special files*
OH GOD!!!
THE SPECIAL FILES!!!!
AND I'VE GOT NO BACKUP!!!
(OH GOD!!!
THE SPECIAL FILES!!!!
AND I'VE GOT NO BACKUP!!!
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:53,
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email them to me or something.Hang on, don't. Don't email porn to me. Work will frown.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:55,
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To be honest, I've only got music stored in work...When confronted with pretty b3tans my usual response is to forget about it and move on while uttering
"I HAVE a wife, I HAVE a wife, I HAVE a wife"
("I HAVE a wife, I HAVE a wife, I HAVE a wife"
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:59,
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Who I recognise, for some reason. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:01,
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You know, a lot of people say that to me, and I really hate themIn other news, you make an awesome zombie.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:54,
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Sorry, don't hate meI've just got wonky teeth, so I'm jealous.
Ta, also :D
(Ta, also :D
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:56,
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ha ha haI meant I hate my teeth, you mentalist
In fact, there's not much about my whole face (or in fact, body) I do like.
/majot body dysmorphia blog
(In fact, there's not much about my whole face (or in fact, body) I do like.
/majot body dysmorphia blog
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:59,
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Oh I hear THAT, yoI think you're rather a lovely looking lady, if you don't mind me saying.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:01,
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*blushes*as are you, petal.
As far as I can tell, that is. You make a good job of not appearing fully in your photos.
(As far as I can tell, that is. You make a good job of not appearing fully in your photos.
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:08,
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Yeah, I've got a massive arse. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:10,
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If you actually look like that picture up therea massive arse is the least of your image problems.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:15,
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:D because I've got such a shit face Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:34,
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Woo**Now with added yay!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:37,
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hahah greatDEAR BOSS, I AM GOING TO SICK VOMIT ON YOUR FACE
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:37,
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GRAGH!!!!
*lurches*
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:40,
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utterly brilliant, sir! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:39,
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Not paid since February...Told that drinking water is an 'unneccesary commodity'
Expected to keep working despite being unable to afford to travel to the office
Nothing to do all day due to them losing biggest (only) client
That's for starters...
(Expected to keep working despite being unable to afford to travel to the office
Nothing to do all day due to them losing biggest (only) client
That's for starters...
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:44,
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yea worked for people like that... I'm looking into starting up for myself..
( prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:48,
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Still... I can look forward to a career in teaching kids now...the poor sods...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:52,
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Nice zombie-ry!Woo to the yay.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:40,
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this is frighteningly beautiful :)clicks
(
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47,
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I 'shopped in the beautiful....couldn't do much about the frightening though...
:D
(:D
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:48,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: David Icke"){kind=small}
Not so much the world through David Icke's eyes, but through his eyeglasses.
Hahahaall hail the glasses of truth!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:26,
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hahahahahahaahtaking films at face value
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:26,
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Top left hand corner "Try a less well known film to steal from next time."1988: the film They Live tells a story about sinister intergalactic aliens creating financial and social divisions on earth by controlling and extorting power and market forces.
1991: David Icke comes up with a theory about intergalactic lizards creating financial and social divisions on earth by controlling and extorting power and market forces.
Hmmmm
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:30,
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1991: David Icke comes up with a theory about intergalactic lizards creating financial and social divisions on earth by controlling and extorting power and market forces.
Hmmmm
he'll be flying to the moon in a tin can next Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:31,
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Hmm - what colour are heinz beans cans... Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:41,
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needs more Rowdy Roddy Piper :D/ac
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:26,
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If I could have somehow included that really long fightscene with Icke as him fighting the rational worldI would have.
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:36,
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hahaha, absolutely wonderful The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:27,
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haha!I would roast my obama version but alas I feel it has outlasted it's roasty welcome.
Have this instead in tribute to those two people caught "doing the do" on the Queens lawn
(Have this instead in tribute to those two people caught "doing the do" on the Queens lawn
Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:27,
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You may have a point there, ma'am. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:30,
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*adblocked* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:40,
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hahahahhahah, Utterly brill theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:27,
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Most excellentThis explains it then
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:27,
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Hahaha! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:28,
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WINNAH!Awesome film too :)
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:29,
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shitmullet! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:30,
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Loved that filmand kudos for the b3ta tag too ; )
( b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:31,
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wow excellent!:D *clicks
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:32,
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Well done!*clicks
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:39,
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haha!bonus points for the use of the word "shitehawk".
( - D - SharkTrousers,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:53,
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HahahaThis cocking rocks.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:06,
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ahhhahhahhhahhshitmullet
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 4 May 2009, 8:02,
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I just invented Late 70s punk Xmen !
Marvel, guve me a ring, we'll do lunch and talk money ;)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:13,
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You can almost see Bell End! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:26,
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I love how you do hands, I have real problems with them. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:15,
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I'll give it a go! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:18,
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Keith Prodigywoo
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16,
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NOOOOO DON'T HURT THE PANDA!! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21,
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panda-micpanda-mic
Psyche
LET'S GET READY TO RHUMBLE
(Psyche
LET'S GET READY TO RHUMBLE
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:25,
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I suppose you're the right age , for that drivel. Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:28,
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Try not to sound too jealous, Granddad ;-) Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:29,
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I'll put you over my knee.......but that's another fantasy.
:P
(:P
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:31,
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that's spookily in sync with what I'm listening to Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:27,
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bwahahahahaha!Excellent!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:30,
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Oh you mentally weeing sod! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:17,
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I have just returned from the CinemaWhere I spent two hours drooling over that wet-dream-on-legs, Hugh Jackman.
Movie was pretty bloody good too.
*sigh*
Edit: Can we make this a Wolverine thread please. *drools some more in anticipation*
(Movie was pretty bloody good too.
*sigh*
Edit: Can we make this a Wolverine thread please. *drools some more in anticipation*
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16,
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really?I'd heard it was the shittest thing in a long while, with Deadpool turned in to some shit saturday morning mutant nonsense with no mouth and ninja swords coming out of his arms
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:18,
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Well, yes, there WAS that bit...But I shan't spoil it for anyone else who hasn't seen it.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:19,
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Although, if you DO go to see it...Make sure you sit thru all the credits to catch the "mystery ending". There are three different ones, so I'm told.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:38,
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No, you really need CGI mutant healingCGI claws come with CGI hand cuts, and CGI blood is a pain to wash out.
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:27,
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*turns world Day-Glo* Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:19,
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oooh, that's a bit awesome!he's also a firestarter. A ter-wisted firestarter....
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:17,
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It worries me that no one else here sees punkand only sees something from the mid 90s.
I'm old
(I'm old
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:18,
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I try not to see punkdue to the fact that petulant little tosspieces annoy the fuck out of me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:19,
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Hello gorgeous eyebrows!How's the fuzzies and scalies?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:23,
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Been off for a week..starting to shiver
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:28,
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Coming to the London meet? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:30,
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I only like it for the music and fashionnot the people that did nothing but stand around
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:24,
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Spitting. Always spitting.I'm going to get very 'offended Surrey mum' in a minute.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:25,
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Da yoof...few more buckles and a bit of tartan ftw!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:20,
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*brings toasty his slippers, newspaper and pipe*you ok, gramps?
:D
(:D
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21,
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hahasometimes I wonder what the People's Friend will be like when I'm 70
it'll all be nostalgia with Fields of the Nephilim
(it'll all be nostalgia with Fields of the Nephilim
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:22,
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I look forward to the equivalent of Sounds of the 60swith octaganarian blue rinsed old dears getting down to NWA and Tupac, trying to booty shake without ruining the last hip replacement
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:24,
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Not to mention Nine Inch Nails and Public Enemy being in what's by then consideredEasy Listening
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:26,
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hehehWhat I take on my picnic, with Blixa Bargeld
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:29,
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A True Anarchist.Nicely :P
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:20,
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Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii ammmmmmmmmmm annnnn anarCHIST-AH!Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii ammmmmmmmm annnnnnnnn antiCHRRRRIST-AH!!!
With fucking big spikes it would seem...
(With fucking big spikes it would seem...
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:23,
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bondage_trousers HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:25,
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This is great stuff, Mr Toast J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:29,
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newsletter subject line compoyou do the amusing
and we'll for the choosing
(and we'll for the choosing
rob,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:11,
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JADE GOODY DIED (of pig flu) FOR OUR SINS monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:12,
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That'll do pig, that'll do.What?! it's a babe quote.
Oh, fine.
PIG WILLIES AND FLAPS AND COUGHING LOLOLOL.
(Oh, fine.
PIG WILLIES AND FLAPS AND COUGHING LOLOLOL.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:12,
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Dutch Royal family have Swine Flu, thats why that guy was trying to kill them... Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:12,
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You can't have PANDEMIC without PANIC The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:13,
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when i roll a 13 my shoggoth will destroy your omfgre
spacefish bong!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:13,
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Come out to lunch me with...Get me divorced! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14,
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No we're not you liar!You're just scaremongering! I refuse to die!
Go and mong your scares somewhere else, weird internet guy.
(Go and mong your scares somewhere else, weird internet guy.
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16,
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so stop worryingand enjoy my wife.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:08,
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Hitting your inbox like a Suzuki Swift Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14,
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This^That is all
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21,
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Makes Charles Clarke ashamed to be a b3tan b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14,
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AAAAAAAAAAACHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOink Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:15,
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:15,
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print out, fold up, and you too can have a pig-flu repellent mask (elastic sold separately ) theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:15,
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We'll huff and we'll puff and you'll infect us with your FUCKING desease-
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16,
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"Bacon or death?" joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:19,
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"with an oink oink here, and an oink oink there. Here a sneeze, there a sneeze, everywhere a sneeze, sneeze". The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:20,
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like an asian chicken and mexican pork sandwich, germing you up inside HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21,
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More people will read this newsletter than will catch swine flu.
SAVING YOUR BACON SINCE 2001 The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21,
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have you ever seen a pig sneeze?(
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21,
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so this is what it is like to get fucked by a mexican spacefish bong!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21,
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Sainsbury's Chorizo still fucking overpriced.(actually, that's Spanish isn't it, not Mexican? *arses*)
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:23,
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This Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks newsletter - Now with Swine Flu The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:24,
archived)
The b3ta Newsletter - now 98% HappyToast barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:24,
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Calsberg don't do royal parades, but if they did... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:27,
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Delivery for Mr. Architect!Hull - a guide for new residents.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:37,
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TokenB3ta brought to you by the letters B, T, A and the number 3.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:27,
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AMERICA SUFFERS SHORTAGE IN DOMESTIC HELP Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:28,
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Victims of a matriarch...
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:31,
archived)
How many have to die before we stop criticising the government? b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:34,
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Jane: The Musical
Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:42,
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The Kenyan women are withholding sex over this newsletter gronkpan,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:10,
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Whale flu in the Thames lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:19,
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"Stay on target. STAY ON... *cough* ...TARGET." parsons* *restrictions apply,
Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22,
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Sorry if bindun...
Filename for de-ris.
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:06,
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*Launches a full salvo of Intercontinental Spanging Missles* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:07,
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^ thiswith added cosmic spang-rays
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:08,
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Looooooopuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussss Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:07,
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Loopuss? Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:08,
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good fucking god
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:08,
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Is Lupus a made up american disease?Do we call it something else over here?
I'd google, but by God I'm lazy.
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:08,
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I'd google, but by God I'm lazy.
naw, is realit's when your body goes a bit nuts and attacks itself (in a sort of biological way)
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:09,
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autoimmune disease, called the same over here I think. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:11,
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I've heard of autoimmune diseasebut I've never heard of anyone in Blighty calling it Lupus
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:12,
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http://www.uklupus.co.uk/Except these folk.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:13,
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.....!!!!!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:08,
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...is watching you unzip
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:23,
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You bad man. :Dnicely...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:31,
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This is a bit of a departure for you!Lovely stuff, though!
Goats cheese is horrible and my sandwich is infested with it.
(Goats cheese is horrible and my sandwich is infested with it.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:03,
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It's a bit different. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:04,
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its a learned joylike olives
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:05,
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sorry....*trudges sadly back to the Render Mines*
:(
(:(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:05,
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I said it was lovely. :-( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:07,
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*hugs*You're lovely to say so.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:08,
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Goats milk / cheese is the spunk of BeelzebubNothing worse than the smell of a nanny on heat.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:09,
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It tastes of floor. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:09,
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Cheese floor.I like this concept.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:10,
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I don't think it should be allowed to call itself cheese.Sandwich Smeg, maybe.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:11,
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Which goaty-cheese has raised your ire, might I enquire, young lady? J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:13,
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I don't know. The white one that was in my sandwich. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:15,
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OK....Doesn't really narrow it down a great deal.
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16,
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I don't know, the sandwich was 'bacon and goat's cheese' Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:18,
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I shall endeavour to win you back to theGoats Cheese cause - there are some splendid examples to be had.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21,
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Not all of them, really they aren't :)*dons cloak of "JPG - Goat's Cheese Protector"*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:25,
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cheesefloor would be a good musical genre"In the Mix, 2009. All the greatest Shed, Fonk and Cheesefloor anthems of the year on two CDs!"
( spacefish bong!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:12,
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CheesefloorYou know the core.
Capacious.
(Capacious.
brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 1 May 2009, 13:13,
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Reminds me...My dad went into a Deli in Spain once and asked for a "PIECO DE QUESO!"
A floor of cheese...
(A floor of cheese...
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:13,
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hahaha!reminds me of asking for a packet of Donkey in the supermarket.
Butter is not 'Burro' in Spanish, I rapidly learnt.
Mantequilla, ffs.....
(Butter is not 'Burro' in Spanish, I rapidly learnt.
Mantequilla, ffs.....
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:24,
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Well, not if you used a good cheese anyway;)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:26,
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I'm with the Captain on this one Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:08,
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Intuitively, you can see how anything squeezed out of a goat and left to congeal under the action of bacteria might not be lovelybut actually it is.
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:12,
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I for one welcome our multi-eyed plantlords Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:03,
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It's all the better that they have good manners, I feel. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:11,
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'Lo allVery nice sir :)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:03,
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Lovely aliens.See, all you have to do is be nice!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:04,
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It's all in the way you ask for things, really. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:11,
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You can come, but you can't bring him*points*
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:04,
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these are aceany Javascript Whizzes out there?
I'm Stumped!
(I'm Stumped!
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:04,
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i aint no whizzbut i'm nosey, so i'll pretend i am. yes, those java scripts, you probably need to network the string to a named pipe
( spacefish bong!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:08,
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Cheers, Freebsas regards JS, I'm not your man, as well you know....
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:18,
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YesI whizz at Javascript like a whizzy thing. What's up?
(
The Neville What what what,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:28,
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Rightio then :)Very, very woo. I loves them all :D
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:04,
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27 pence gets you the lot. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:12,
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Hi mister alienI'd prefer it if we could all sit down and have a nice cup of tea instead
(
Hellzapoppin,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:05,
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Good plan - tea first,World domination later.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:14,
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Well brought up little souls, bless 'em J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:34,
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what are their names?are they here to battle the Pokemons?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:06,
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They are all called Edward,just to keep things clear.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:07,
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hahahha, those are utterly wonderful! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:06,
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Gorgeous as ever JapiejiBut you broke the internet.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:07,
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I don't believe I did, sir...*points at monitor*
See, it's still working!
Oh, you mean it's too wide?
Ah well, too late now.
(See, it's still working!
Oh, you mean it's too wide?
Ah well, too late now.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:08,
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Beautiful! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:08,
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This makes the most of my last day of widescreen monitor action.And I LIKE it.
I'm clicking the button to say as much. Because I like it.
Yes, that's right, I like it.
(I'm clicking the button to say as much. Because I like it.
Yes, that's right, I like it.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:09,
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Incidentally...You've been the source of all my desktops for the past week...
Every new render immediately desktopped...
The graphics team here are most impressed :)
(Every new render immediately desktopped...
The graphics team here are most impressed :)
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:21,
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Gizza job!Edit: That's tremendously kind of you to say, sir.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:26,
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A job in MY place?Are you sure about that...?
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:31,
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I'm having an "Oliver's Army" moment"and I would rather be anywhere else than here today...."
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:37,
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These are very beautiful and polite aliensand they have my vote, as long as they guarantee not to put my taxes up.
They do, however, make me want to go and play Spore.
In other news, anyone seen Penny Arcade today? Hands up who feels his pain?
(They do, however, make me want to go and play Spore.
In other news, anyone seen Penny Arcade today? Hands up who feels his pain?
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:12,
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i had that last yearvirgin "upgraded" the area without putting in the extra infrastructure required. it wasn't fixed after two months, so i moved to zen (who are stars)
( spacefish bong!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:17,
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They are definitely not Tax-raising aliens, which is a good thing. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:18,
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width ="feckin' enormous".lovely stuff. I for another welcome our fluffeh multi-hued overlords.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:16,
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;-)It was going to be a *lot* wider.....but I thought better of it.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:19,
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Bit of an experiment here...
If it goes the way of the pear then feel free to declare a repost thread...
Edit Dangblasted crappy cheap gif editor! I made it that shade for a reason! Gah!
Ah well - worth a try...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:02,
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The experiment was a success!Fucked my eyes up properly
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:03,
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*makes it go up a line* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:04,
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Which one?/trying to be clever blog
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:08,
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You, are becoming Gods. There's a new master of creation, and it's you! Unraveled DNA, and at the same time you're cultivating bacteria strong enough to kill every living thing! Do you think you are ready for that much power? You lot? You lot? Cheeky bastards. You're running around science like kids with guns, creating a new world, while the world you've got is stinking, but, hands up, hands up anyone who thinks you've got it right. Yeah, there's always one. I can see you. If you want the position of God then take the responsibility.
( prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:15,
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Yep it's one of my faves. Ecclestone ftw!
I was trying to do one of those clever things that changes as the board background switched colour.
Partial success at best...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:19,
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New from JML....
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 1 May 2009, 11:58,
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hahahhahaha! that pig if fecking creepy.... theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 11:59,
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haha this is greatbut entirely disturbing
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:00,
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HahahaHe looks like the singer from Gogol Bordello. The man person, I mean.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:01,
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hahhaha - that is cocking awesomeI want one of those - top stuff
(,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:01,
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hahahbut the butcher reminds me of Madeleine from Bagpuss with a Charles Bronson mustache
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:02,
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Haha!How scary :D
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:02,
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JUST GIVE ME A DAMN WIG AND SEND ME TO THE FRONTLINE!!!
Q4nobody,
Fri 1 May 2009, 11:56,
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I always thought Robocop looked like the Bros twins Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 11:57,
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hahahhahaha! damn, I was thinking exactly the same thing with the post of her earlier theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 May 2009, 11:58,
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the names need swapping PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Fri 1 May 2009, 12:00,
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