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Wednesday draw off decisions tiem

Voting closed, winner by a huge margin with 18 votes is Ancient Rome
But oh no! that was one of my suggestions so its been disqualified by your ruling
or something

If you want to draw something ancient rome related, do so, there'll be a thread on Wednesday at 3

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

nunpigs

or pig nuns

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Either of these ^

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

This image is relevant to my interests.

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Ren and Stimpy.

EDIT: You sir are a phoney! Only one of those was actually suggested! I put t o the house that you sir are a fascist dictator :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

I would vote for this

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

you eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeediot

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

that's fine

but most of the suggestions were shit, or made up
And to be honest, I forgot about Ren and Stimpy, remind me to put it up for next weeks

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Bit pointless asking, really.

TGA's and Prof's in particular were worth considering.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Red Dwarf we've done before

and I apologise for not wanting to include a soap opera I never watch
How do you draw a made up organisation? and which comedians are people going to want to draw? I asked for suggestions like the ones we've had before, but most of the fitting suggestions we have done before, so I had to quickly thrown in some new ones. I'm sorry for being a cunty dictator.

fuck it, you know what, I can't be arsed. This has so quickly gone from me trying to encourage a happy bit of drawing to the usual everybody whine that it's at the wrong time, the wrong subject, the wrong blah blah blah.

If B3ta can't handle a single thread of communal drawing then that's fine, I'll stop asking.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

Too soon?

;) luv ya really, toastypants

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Oh to own a dress like that :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

Don't worry, I'm sure one day a handsome man will ask you that special question

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

Taking it up the Arsenal?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

Not right now

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

you'd like a dress like that wouldn't you

well, you can't have one

hahahahahahahahahaha

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

You can't NOT be fabulous wearing a dress like that

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

I ran across this today

And thought of b3ta

Girl's Single Flounce Skirt
www.dharmatrading.com/html/eng/6791773-AA.shtml?lnav=clothing_children-youth.html

(not shopped)

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

Hahaha.

Understandable flounce though

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

You didn't even have to open the envelope

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

You big mong!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

Not wanting to include a soap opera YOU never watch?

Surely this is part of what people are complaining about. If you don't want to draw that then you should vote against it, not veto its inclusion in the poll. Drawing the illuminati would be an interesting sister of the mainly Icke-based competition, but I can appreciate why that one isn't so great. Comedians would definitely be good, there are loads of recognisable ones. X men, He Man, Street Fighter II are all similar to previous topics, though I dunno if they've bindun, I'm never here on Wednesday afternoons. That said I do try to make a point of trawling back through the archives for the draw off thread, I think it's a great feature of b3ta and I would be sad to see it go. It is a happy bit of communal drawing and I think you do a great job organising it. I just think this voting system somewhat makes a mockery of you asking for suggestions in the first place.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

And yet 'Whistling mishaps' was absent from the final poll.

It's a potty old world.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

ALSO: "Humming Accidents"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

I am SO PISSY right now.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

Dude, then what the fuck are we paying you for?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

Square people with round opinions

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

Nothing shit.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

you whine about every weeks choice

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Awww she looked nice when (s)he was 17

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

I do not :[[[[[[[[[[[[

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

You whine about everything except snooker.

which ironically is the shittest thing in the world! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

:( Pasa

:((((((((((((

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

I didn't realise it was Pot Kettle Black Monday.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

This should be the subject of the draw off

"POT KETTLE BLACK MONDAY"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

On a wednesday?

You so crazah!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

oh I am crazy like a bitch!

oh..

you might know, any gigs available for someone who has a degree in wildlife photography?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Yewhat?

You can do a degree in wildlife photography?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

apparently so

I think it might have just been photography tho

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

What?

That's so unfair. I fucking hate snooker on TV.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

I fucking hate football period. So whatever.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

But all of the players have such deep personalities.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

I was hoping you would say

deep pockets :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

and a lot of balls?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

yesss you do underchinny

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Blade Runner

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Or Harrison Ford's best faces.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

I like his "panicked look" one

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Personally the face he gives as Indiana Jones to Sallah before going into the Snake Pit is a favourite.

A fine combination of panic, disappointment and some surprise.

I think that's probably the one you suggested there.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

He does a good "panicked look", it also doubles up for "Oh god, I've followed through"

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

Oddly enough,

my facial expression for that precise kinda moment is nowhere near as pleasing on the big screen.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic,

Like Sting I'm Tantric?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Eh?

EH!?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

The original version, not the directors cut or the new finial cut

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

I think Jeru is eh'ing

because that was the week before lasts

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Ah, I'm not really on here during the day, so I miss all this

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Or Colombo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

Robots of star wars!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Vulcans of Star Trek

by SPOCK!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

always good

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

red dwarf

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

bindun

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

damn it...

I was hoping you might have forgotten...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

sorry, especially as wanting things to come back once more, clearly doesn't make them funny

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

what I briefly saw of it was still funnier than hyperdrive though

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Ehhh, hyperdrive is worth watching for Kevin Eldon though.

Though there is literally notthing else good in that show.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

I found my shit was bored shitless after watching 5 minutes

couldn't be arsed to persevere with it

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

Who's the big giant bird

who is always in these shows? You may as well staple the script to a head dobber and hold it in front of her head. You could not make her acting any less wooden.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

I don't know who you are refering to

I can't remember enough about it to remember any characters

I can only remember I was slowly falling asleep

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

This one.

Miranda Hart. Jesus, she may as well have an autocue grafted to her nose.

www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/hyperdrive/characters/teal_person_page.shtml

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

indeed

I was thinkning we might be able to do a better job though

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Crossroads

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

hahaha, I like the idea of that :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

Me too, actually :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

I want Toasty to do a picture of Benny

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

I'm pretty sure he has already?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Has he, I miss all this during the day

Saying that, in a few weeks I might be here during the day

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Gay roadsigns of Strait roads

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

Shut up.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

I'm sorry Dave

I can't do that

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Emo roadsigns?

Where one lane of traffic CUTS into another

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

shut it you benny

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

EastEnders

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

good in principal

but I also refuse :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

we'll see how you feel

after I've administered the nipple clamps

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

Whistling mishaps.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

This, please.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

at home with the Catnipppps.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

Whoa, this idea has legs!

What a fun idea!
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(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Cops hate firemen.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

and his hundreds, no, thousands of fan mails

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

Psst; don't tell him, but I write them all!

Just having fun with it - and you can too, with a pen and some paper!

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(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

It must be true that he gets them,

as he feels the need to tell people about it in his gazzes

oh my! That's some glorious profile :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

remember

we have seen his 'fan mail' in his spam. And of the less than hundreds of mails many of them were calling him a deluded idiot.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

hehehe yes, I remember all too well :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

Yes

The Truth: www.b3ta.com/board/9151471

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(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Mon 4 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

oh my.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

hahaha, mental squared

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Transexual Cowboys

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

red dwarf?

i've got a chewed pencil rubber that looks just like kryten

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Agatha Christie

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

*points*

haha, shit idea

;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

hahaha :)

apparently so

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

The Illuminati

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

Captain Cambodia and the legion of Bastard.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

you've bindun

and I've got the pictures to prove it! :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Musical Instruments with faces.

What time is the draw off?
not that it matters...I can't draw.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

The films of Sean Connery

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

oooh, this I'd go for

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

Machete

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

comedians

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

He Man and the Masters of The Universe

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Magnets

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Films with Magnet in the title

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

I just imdb'd this and am surprised to find there are 16

One of which is called "Bum Magnet"

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

BUM MAGNET!

Fuck, we all have to watch that and that'll be the draw off.

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Let's set it up as the alternative renegade half 3 draw off

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Hahaha totally

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

BUTT SALAD.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

X Men

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

Captain Planet and the Planeteers

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

What kind of superhero name is Captain Planet anyway?

Might as well be called Captain Teacosy or something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

Captain Moon, fighting crime with his giant arse.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Street Fighter II

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

Things with penises

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Dustin Lerongo

and his Crazy Egg

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Haha. You are getting worse than Fraser.

Post your ideas on the compo and I'll be ignoring them all next week ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

And like Fraser's challenegs

no one reads what I put and offers practical suggestions, or ones that haven't been done before

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

I like my idea. Otherwise I was going to put heroes again, but that was ignored last week.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

at home with the catnippps?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

yeah:)

( I told you before, I'll expect no flouncing from you with me. Don't take anything I say seriously. I'm bound to be pulling at least one leg somewhere ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

^this. B3ta isn't to be taken seriously

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

You saying the misery baby is wrong?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

wraps it up nicely:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Skull, Microwave, Shape, Deer, Grass.

and a hangover.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

That thurr sure is purdy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

Darn tooting!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

Great JPG microwave.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

You tripping mate :)

Or has your eye gone bad again

Nicely done though :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

Reckon I must be tripping.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

I wish I was, I just feel sleepy and this tea isn't strong enough

The lying bastards!!!!!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

Nice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

lovely colours and texture

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

actually

I think tripping might impede my ability to do my work... a bit.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

GRUNTY.

I hereby challenge you to produce an image using only MS Paint.
It doesn't hafta be anything other than that.
You have until 3pm. Get cracking.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

Tricky...

That doesn't run on a Mac, squire*.

;-)

*Actually, it does, but all the same...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

I didn't realise you were bi curious...

*runs away from Freebs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

You know what I mean.

And it's your time you're wasting...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

*refuses to bow to peer pressure*

Shall not!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

So you're refusing the simplest-possible challenge?

Hmph.
Get over the embarrassment thing, Grunty. Everyone luvs ya here.
You've got 10 minutes left.
By that time, who's gonna be looking at this thread?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Why do you want me to draw something in paint?

I can't draw to save my life, as well you know.

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

It's a CHALLENGE, ffs. Dragging you beyond your usual parameters.

Four minutes left. I suggest you stop pressing F5 and actually draw some shit.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Sadly, one I am unable to rise to, sir

I do apologise.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

~~unable~~ unwilling.

Bah!

OK, carry on with the tediously amazing raytrace gubbins.

(But where are all the animal mashes?)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

You're a real inspiration, do you know that?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

The talented ones need pushing once they get comfortable...

I'm on your case, JPG. With a whip.
These amazing pics are boring my arse off.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

Trampy, I love you and want to have your babies.

*mwah*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Prove it, then.

Post an image ENTIRELY different, from conception to realisation, from the usual amazing (yawwwwwn) blah.

You have 24 hours. It is now 3:15pm on Monday.

(Look, it doesn't have to be any good! Look at all the pics I've posted in the last 3 years!)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

Here you go, then:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Now THAT'S a bit more like it.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

THE HORROR

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

Tequila Hangover, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

well

either drink pints and pints of water and a few pain killers... or a couple of glasses of red wine and some crisps.

That's my professional opinion.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Coming crisps:

Uncomfortable.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

ha ha ha

yes... ARG PLEASE MAKE IT STOP...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

I tried the water thing, it's just not working.

Might have to try option 2.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

That brings back memories

woohug :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

Hello Lovely!

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

arg, this is like the inside of my head when I have flu

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

Not a good thing, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

well nice

good collage effect

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

Thank 'ee kindly!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

bored at work

(cjvaughan cats, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

TOO SOON, MAN

TOO SOON.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

TOO LATE, MAN

TOO LATE

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

LOL

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

too brown

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

I don't like that font.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

Go to a different church then!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Racist.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Add smug to that as well, according to micto :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

Get that smug off your face bwoy

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

I don't think I've every really been smug

Just sleep and procrastinating at the moment

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

Get that sheep and prostate of your face bwoy !

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

NO, the sheep is keeping my face warms

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

The moar warmser your face, the less Sea men your prostate produces

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

This is just not strong enough, the next cup I will drink black

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

RACIST !

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

Tea is meant to be drunk black

Milk was only put in it when it became avalible to the masses, as they only had earthenware cups the hot water would break the cup, so they put milk in it to cool it down enough to stop it breaking the cup.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

Are you calling my Tea a 'Drunk Black' ?

*holds fist up in a angry way*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

GAME OVER MAN

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

Insert coin to start over

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

OK then....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

Sod it, the board is slow today

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

LOL!

They really are shit, I mean, who the fuck loses to us?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

I'm glad they did, my lezzer ex supports them

So them going through the shit, makes me smile :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

which bit are you pfft! to?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

Pffft WE CAN!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

Are you Bobo the bulgier?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

No I'm Jimmy the Jiggler

"Jiggle me timbers"

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

I always preferred Charlie Chalk.

He had a funny way of talking, and a funny way of walking.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

oooooohhhh that Charlie Chalk

He is a Nazi that got cast adrift

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

Don't tell Jewey the Jew

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Your revelling in their misery.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

oh, I was hoping your pffft at the whole thing

I know I do now :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Oooh! A fellow Charlton fan?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

Sure am,

for my sins :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

Woo!

You'll find me in the North Stand bottom tier. Been going for 12 seasons now.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

Oh right,

since we started being succesful? ;)

Do you live local then?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Ha! Since I turned 11. I was going even before the 'success' ;)

Nah, Hertfordshire. I travel every Sat, only managed one away game this season.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

That is why you went down

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

This^^^^

Cheers Ninj you bastard! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

Actually, that's not far from the truth.

Explain when I get back...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

Cor.

Well fair dos to you then :) I was taken since I was 3 years old for some evil reason. I don't think I will ever forgive my dad for making me go to that hell hole Selhurst park :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

Same here! And bloody West Ham.

What's your fave pub round there? I feel a pre match pint may be an idea at some point.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

I normally have a beer in The Oak,

just round the back. I would most certainly be up for that :) Do you reckon you will get down for any of the pre-season friendlies? Apparently there is a chance we will get a premiership side down home for one....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

There's a bloody good chance. Of course I'll be at Welling too!

Right, have to pop down the shops. Shant be long.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

Sorted :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Don't tell him where you live, he will come and rape you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

so you thought you

would filter a photo and show it to the caring community of b3ta?
Ask for a promotion Einstein. You obviously have the skills and intelligence.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Oi you!

Is your server working yet?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

Are you working yet?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

Oh touchee ;)

Ignore me anyhoo, I just tried and R & S is working now :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

I was about to say

why ask me if things are working whilst you are in the middle of downloading macho butt-porn?

Also, it's a sunny bank holiday and I'll not be fucking around with linux terminal nonsense today. So if it works, it works. If not, meh. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Arf!

I can't wait for Sailor Gang-Bang 7 to finish downloading :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

Classic.

Fantastic lighting.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

So I have heard.

Fine use of the blowjob eyes too!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

Look out for the intrarectal shot at about 1 hour

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Oi!

Don't go ruining it all for me man! :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

On Tuesday I will have

official Microsoft DVDs of Win 7 RC1 x86 and x64 for download if anyone wants one
and I'll be putting a text file of official Microsoft keys that will be valid until Mar 1st next year ( by which point somebody will have told you how to extend that period ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

Are you a working yeti?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

What is this then?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

LOLBALL

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

What is dit dahn?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

You can do better then that

Ik heb vandaag mijn weegschaal omgedoopt tot kilometer.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Omgedoopt is my new favourite thing.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

You would say that Geitteneuker!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

Are you always this mean to girls? :[

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

So the operation wen't well I presume?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

I've always been a girl, meanie.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

That's wat he said

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

Pffft!

*office lollage*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

Only the manly looking ones like you!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9418083

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

If that was you,

I would sex you!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

I don't think we should. You might break your leg.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

It would be worth it,

if that was you and you weren't a tubby 20 year old :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Geitenneuker

Boerenlul! :-)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

Good.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

Haha, Q-day er goed ingehakt bij het buikje? :-)

Ik zit vandaag Probleemwijken - woensel west & assen te kijken...gvdmme wat een kansloze figuren zeg. Quote du jour: " als ze die uitkeringen nou wat hoger maakten, dan hoefde je ook niet zoveel te doen."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=43CmlnSW0vY&feature=PlayList&p=8B954CB92D24C456&index=13&playnext=2&playnext_from=PL

*zucht*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

Christ.

Zal vanavond even kijken

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

I think it is some old ham.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

The pig is strong in ham

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

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Microwave, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

Bowling ball for a head

YEAH!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

see post about no candle b3taday yesterday here

www.b3ta.com/board/9417523
no fair :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

So sad

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

bet you had a candles :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

Yep

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

Gaz cr3

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

you said stuff?

what is you said?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

yeah i said where is my candle?

didn't have a candle yesterdays or todays :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

poor skug

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

set fire to something

and then you'll be happy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

my monitor is now on fire

but its not the same without a candle

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Technically that there^ was today

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

this is stupid

it says 3 years 0 days and 0 weeks
thats 3 years - where is my candles! :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

They come on 2 years 11 months 31 days

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

And wow, quick reply boxes just got massive!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Fun fact: I have never used quick reply.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

I always use it

It's easier to link stuff

Like this, using the linkify button :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Well basically what I have to write www.google.com and that's really difficult.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Well it works for flikr stuff and stuff you dont just want to write www.googleimagesearch.com/somefunnydressedassomethingfunny

And it looks tidier :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

OH.

Boobies.org

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

I don't even have that button

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Turn it on in your profile then, assmaster.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Activate it in "Update your profile".

I just ate 3 mini rolls.

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

I just made some bread rolls.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

I have a pizza in the oven

and just finished a packet of salt and vinegar crisps.
I still don't know why Walkers are so difficult and swap the colours of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar.
Cheese and onion should be green.

My pizza is garlic chicken and I grated some extra cheese on it which is mature cheddar.

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

My quick reply boxes are fine

but my full screen reply boxes are huge

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Same on normal reply.

It's so big I'm going to start adding unnecessary sentances to my posts to fill the space. Like this one right here, which serves no real purpose.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

It's fine for me.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

Fuck this, Im going to the library

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

Quit bitchin'. It's a fucking icon.

It's displayed a day before X years.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

you're mean

i'm on strike

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

From what?

You don't have to post here if you don't want.

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

No he means you candle day was yesterday and you missed it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

He didn't

I distinctly remember him bitching about it yesterday too.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

If it were your b3taday it'd say "It's my b3taday!" or something

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

FINE

no icons it is then

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

lol

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

pfffft :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:36, archived)

¿ bus s

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

¿ǝɯ ʇɐ buıɹɐʇs ǝɥ sı ʎɥʍ

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

You cant prove anything, squire.

Not thing one.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

Bring back purple ball. Purple ball.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

Purple ball is not movable from the position of the purple ball.


What next?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

>cross bridge

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Nose cutter has already got to him, I see

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

heres an mp robot

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

there are robot MPs now?

... hmmmmmmm.... I'd vote for a robot, as long as they were against the robot revolution

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

this bastard has a charger dock in chelsea and hes renting another out in mayfair

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

GJM

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

Apologies...

...but I passed the place recently and got this awful idea stuck in my head :)

(botrash, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

t'alien t'in t'paper t'on t'internet

anyway, it is ciggy time

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

its all gone a bit.....

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

Pearrost? :-)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

Nope, probably bindun though.

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Never mind , I liek iet

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

Thanks

Just twigged what you meant in the first comment.
Pearrost...
I get it now..the benefits of re-reading eh?

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

Slips in blatant unrelated pearoast from 2002

Thought there be more May the Fourth garbage floating about. Well, in my day .. bla blah blah

*walks off scratching head, muttering*

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

Perhaps...

...would've been better if you'd spelled Ferrero Rocher correctly?

(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

I'm on the other side of the M1 from Rothwell.

Strange, strange place.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

In other news I just found a picture of myself when I was 16/17 and it looks so unlike me now it's amazing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

16 17ths of what?

... also - I was looking at photos of me and Mrs Undercover from 10 years ago and it made me realise that I look old and bitter now.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

Hooray!

Also bitter is tastey

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

Did you look like a sexay layleee?

pics please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

it just wouldn't be b3ta

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

Everyone seems to find my driving license picture hilarious.

Purely because I have short hair and look like scum.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

and now you look like...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:28, archived)

Long haired scum

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

*high fives*

what an improvement

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

*high fives*

*Steals wallet while distracted*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

This is me when I was 17

www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/9702.3.jpg
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/0363.2.jpg

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

Hahaha

twitpic.com/4ivd2 - This is me looking like a fat abnormal child

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

OH WOW.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

Aha.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

This is me when I was 17.

img9.imageshack.us/img9/3255/1237822244208.jpg

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

omg i lukd so gross x] loolollol

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

Lies!

Where is the ginger moss beard?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

ITS MY b3taday and my candle is broken :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

WAAAH no candle repost!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

dun dun dun

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

doh

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

close

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

weee

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

Happy absent candle day

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

ta, bit odd innit?

wasn't there yesterday either :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

Maybe it'll crop up sometime in the day.

I'm not really sure how it works

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:25, archived)

tis broked :(

waaah

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

happy candle day

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

My candle is broken

it wasn't there yesterday either :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

go tell cr3 then

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

CR3?!?!?!

WHERE ARE YOU AT?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:25, archived)

gaz him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

Wasn't it yesterday?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

i typed stuff yesterday and had no candle then either

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

are you sure it hasn't

fallen into your ~~coffee?~~ tea?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

thats a steaming cup of tea

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

I'm not the pixel beverage detective

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

WHAT?

You told me you were qualified when I hired you for that job. I knew it wasn't fucking cocoa.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

real pixel beverage detectives

don't answer adds scrawled onto toilet doors.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

Well then why did you phone me up asking for a bun for your hotdog?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

I thought we had a connection

when I saw your name in teh phone book

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

Ah, I see you use the same mate-selection technique as me.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

NO WORRIES PIXEL BEVERAGE DETECTIVE TOLD ME ITS TRUE!

SO IT MUST BE TRUE!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

MAYBE YOU'RE NOT REAL, HUH?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

this is a possability

but... umm... maybe you're not real too?
hang about... *writes complex equation* ahah!
*eats cake*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

YOUR COMPLEX EEK-WAYSHUN IS A CAKE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

CAKEPLEXEEWAYSHUN!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

candle day candle day candle daaaaaaaaaay

happy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

*sings the song from wizard of oz*
if I only had a candle... do do do

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

Is this a tshirt?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

not yet, it would need a lot more work first

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

sewing and thing

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

Or underpants?

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

that would be awesome actually...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Haha yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

i would buy that.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

WOBBLY ROCKET PENIS

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

That's the title of your new poetry anthology, isn't it?

Still, can't blame you for blatant plugging in this day and age.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

it'll be a bestseller!

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Buy WOBBLY ROCKET PENIS, everyone!

Poor Shada shouldn't have to work in that 24-hour garage forever, he's got T-A-L-E-N-T.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Ode to the Wobbly Rocket Penis

Blasting to the sky, and into the beyond
Goes Wobbly Rocket Penis, my best friend
With him my happiness knows no end
Because I do love a big cock.

Thank you.

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

See?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

It's a poem about the decline of the world economy and the ever increasing threat of influenza strains

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Not to mention the subtle subtext of a profound and abiding love for big cocks.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

oh man, how did you spot that?

I tried to keep that as hidden as I could

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

*Taps side of nose*

*Tries to look knowing*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

TAKE ALL MY FUCKING MONEY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Penetrate the ground hard with a nuclear missile

t-shirt it now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

i'm having trouble with the yellows on the bomb. i'm trying to shade them but its just ends up looking dirty

hmmm

www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

I think you should make the rocket out of straight lines before you try colouring

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

perhaps. i like wobbly lines though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

uh...

why?

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

i've no idea

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

If you're trying to sell stuff to people it makes sense to make it, you know, actually look pleasing to the eye.

Not trying to be a dick here, but it just looks like you have massive shaky hands going all over the place when you try to draw a line

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

I personally think that it looks better less perfect

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

this one isn't really intended for t-shirting, but i appreciate the advice.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

I have a T Shirt but people

don't like it.

:(

I wear it when I'm by myself

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

haha

a tshirt of shame, for times when you are alone :(

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

Shouldn't they be slightly dirty?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Good stuff, Mr O' B.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

Ka-bloody-boom!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Hahaha.

Two words: Nuclear fucking Weapons! OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

john wayne isn't dead, he's frozen in ice

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

That's decided, then. The crucial b3ta bloc vote sez:

SACK TRIDENT.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

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Microwave, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

>kill prophet

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

DID YOU BRING PIE?

no - I forgot pie... I have chips
CHIPS WILL SUFFICE - FOR NOW....
would you like salt and sauce?
NO - JUST FEED THEM TO MY MOUTH WITH CONVICTION
mmm - nom nom, these are quite good... is - erm - is that a saveloy?
no .. it's a battered black pudding... but it's for my lunch.. I was
NOOOO - FOOLISH MORTAL, IT IS FOR MY LUNCH AND I SHOULD HAVE IT NOW.. HAND IT OVER TO ME LENGTH WAYS FOR I WOULD CONSUME IT... OBSERVE HOW MY POWERFUL JAWS CRUSH YOUR PATHETIC BLACK PUDDING ... mmmm nom nom nom

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

He looks like a bald version of this guy

NSFW due to one word

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

Good Grief, No!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Don't blame me, blame mediocre

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

blame it on the boogie

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

I don't think that guy can blame it on the boogie

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

silly :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

did he burn the back of his neck?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

poor bloke

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I know level: -100, poor guy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

One of them has three eyes.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

lovely :)

Sir Walter Raleigh approves

Raleigh's Ruff courtesy of DaveTheFan and his earlier post down below

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

gjm

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

oh great triple-eyed horn-ed space monk

tell me my future

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

GJM

no really

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Cold Comfort Beer

Edit: de-ris your jumper here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_Comfort_Farm

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

Mmm, the crisp, fresh taste of Gibbon Beer

Hi Japey.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

Arrr-noon, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

hehehe :)

'ning sir :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

Greetings, young fella-me-lad!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

you untidy gnome!

ningles Sir

*jingles bells*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

I say!

What lovely bells. 'Nings, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

how do Eidith

how goes it all with you?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

Rather sunny, actually!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

delightful

here the weather is poor and I am at work.

but I'm getting to have a nice lunch which will be smashing and soon...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

Why are you at work

On a Bank Holiday?

What madness is this?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

it turns out that the

knoble and learned institution for which I spend much of my time working does not recognise May Day as a bank holiday and so I am in at work... I get a couple of days off later in the month of something...

without anyone realising though, I'm not working very hard.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

Good man, sir...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

yeah

I don't feel too bad about it.

did you have a jolly weekend?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

I did indeed!

Monthly Supper Club on Saturday night, it was top.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

oh yes - I remember you saying

well - good to see you survived it :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

Barely.

Yesterday afternoon found me stumbling up Haymarket, shit-faced on Tequila.

Ye gods...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Woah, what's this? It's awesome.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

As a bonobo, I find this offensive

;)

At least Monkey Beer doesn't discriminate between monkeys!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

True enough...

I stand (sit) rebuked, sir.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

But a bonobo isn't a monkey

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

splitters!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

DIsgraceful, isn't it?

Nice sig, sir...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

ta :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

I hope I am not giving anything away, JPG

am i the only one who sees the large breasted woman in a bubble bath.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

seriously

It's not uncommon for ad agencies to do stuff like this.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Can't see shit, captain.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Oooh.

Subliminal advertising would make a great image challenge. Has it bindun?

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

mmm....

slurp slurp slurp

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Fake

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

OH.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

You crashed in that? You're braver than I thought!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

Fife - the dark side of the Forth...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

Pictures of the internet under the microscope released....

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

Nicely.

Single or Multimode?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

It's two layers, one is at something like 24% opacity though - did I understand what you meant correctly?

Oh, and it's just one domain name - all the white bits are inbound links, and the outer segments are outbout links.

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

Is this a porn molecule?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

each one is unique

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

porn molecules

Tend to be covered in filth, and act more erattic than a standard domain.

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

The internet is a little dude.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

Pretty!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

The Moomins did it

and then they ran away.

Bastards

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

I would not watch this either

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

hahaha :)

OMG LOLBALL!!!!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

Good god, she needs some toothpaste.

'Ning, all!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

LOLZ

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

Haha, they don't look so desperate to me though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

good point

but they're very good at internalising anguish :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

Happy Star Trek Day!

*runs*

Edit: Sorry peeps, my internet connection went dead ...so I couldn't reply to the posts. Love the posts! :-)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

Spock, you assmaster.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Watch out for cockmasters.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

Star Trek thread!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

Yay for E6-Bs

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

how rude!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

hahahaha

this is why I love you :)

(Peter_G, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

Hahaha! Excellent.

Ningys

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

ning

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

How bad is the weather in Glesga right now?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

cloudy/looks like it's going to piss down

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Aaaargh

For four days?

My friend likes to say "nae sae much pishing doon as pishing across"
He's from Liverpool originally.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

there's usually only two weather forcasts up here

cloudy/looks like it's going to piss down.

and

it's no' bad

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

I'm going up the Cobbler on Wednesday

hope it's not torrential.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Wed: going to piss down.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Sigh.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

what font is that?

me wants!

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

I had my cock caught in my distress channel once

I didn't like it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Hahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Wrong hand sign Spock, you pointy eared numb nuts

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

PARTY LIGHTS!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

what is it, boy? someone fell down a well?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

PARTY HATS!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

Oh noes, the saucer separation went wrong

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

lol star wars

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

Hello sir

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Hello!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

I has TOAP

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

TOAP us!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

haha nice

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

ha ha ha

what...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

it's the part of the brain that deals with time perception

/brasseye

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

hahahaha Shatner's Bassoon!

/wants to be William Shatner when I grow up, he truly is a giant among men

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Wrong date.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

obligatory Star Trek fact repost

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

it takes a year and a half

for the sexual tension to get back to zero...

*ponders*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

eagle-eyed observation, there :)

I can't explain it either...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

yep:)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

sorry, I'm late

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 4 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

and it didn't end up well

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 4 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

hahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

Spock out!

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

'ningles ppl

Queen... Mother to: Prince of Wales... Married to: Duchess of Cornwall... Lizard in Cornwall... :Where there is a Light House to act as a transmitter to the Lizard Alien Mothership: Conincidence? I think not Wake up Sheeple!! This is why Diana had to die she was breaking the rightful chain! It's all clear to see.

And on that bombshell I have to go to work - I will write a letter to the management that I wish for Tinfoil hats to be made company issue uniform!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

i think the much bigger conspiracy is that the duchess of cornwall is secretly a human

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

She's very well disguised as a horse though

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

I think the saddle was a bit much

especially at the Queen Mum's funeral

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Neeeeeiiiigh lass now tha' said t'much!

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

IT'S POTENTIALLY ALL TRUE

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

If I believe it is and I can make other people believe that I'm correct

and not a nutcase then it is true.

/All done with research, mirrors and smoke

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Blee blee blee all hail space mushrooms. Blee blee blee.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Good morning titsaucer!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

A merry Monday to you, Medicore.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

I think I'll make a tinfoil-lined stetson now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

My titfoil codpiece is scratchy.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

you're wearing it backwards

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

Gloam gloam gloam now I feel silly. Gloam gloam gloam.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

Line it with beaverskin

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

he looks so happy!

(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

he can see it all clear in his mind

and he's happy because he smugly thinks we are all clouded in a our judgment either that or a ferret just ran up his trouser leg.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

NEEDS MORE WORDS

(Woo!)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

Bite me!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

hahah

Bill Hicks: "I've given up smoking, just to see if Denis does"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

HA HA HA HA

oh Bill.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

Bill's a cunt.

(Peter_G, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

No - you're a Bill!

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

pfft

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

silly sausage

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

"y'know what, yeah I did steal all of O'Leary's jokes,

I just stole them before he wrote them and added things he forgot, like the punchlines"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

;)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

NINGALLS!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

Haha - yes

Old joke, but I still love it and say it. Woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

NING. Am I doing it right?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

Ha ha ha - You loon!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

*air guitar solos*

\m/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

ningles Chad

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

ha ha ha

you bloody bloody smashing sod

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

*bank holidays smooshes*

your sig reminds me of Revenge of the Nerds..

Booger: "We have bush. I repeat, we have bush"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

And Queensland Labour Day appreciation

From way over here in Oz

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

cor!

sounds fun. What did you get up to future-man?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

they fly everywhere is

jet packs and drink small tins of 'beer' through a vent in their space suits...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

haha

they are small aren't they.

Probably why they still have fun but don't get fat - the fools!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

I always assumed it was because

bigger tins would get warm before you could finish drinking them... although the challenge of that appeals to me.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

ningles Doris...

I was thinking of the Wicker Man I think - which is where the Sig came from

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

I'm still to see that

I was saying that very thing to Mrs S last night whil watching THX.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

well - you should

it's worth seeing (did they remake it with Nick Cage..? One sec... OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY DID)

there's a great deal of nakedness in it though

was THX any good?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

THX

will need a second viewing I think

certainly excellent and ground breaking for 1970 odd when it was made, but a little difficult to follow and besides I fell asleep before the end.

Busy day plus beer, vodka and wine didn't help.

I got it cheap from Amazon marketplace along with other scifi I haven't yet seen (Soylent Green, Andromeda strain etc)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

i don't want to spoil it for you but.... soylent green is people

i heartily recommend Cypher

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

haha

luckily I had heard that much

as for Cypher - it is on the list, but I am still working my way through the 70s!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Cypher is an exceedingly good film

you will enjoy it I can almost guarantee it... which isn' something I would normally do.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

its a shame the final scene sort of lets it down a bit

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

yeah

but I'm a very forgiving person

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

ahh - good call

I also haven't not seen them before... I'm currently considering my film library -- my brother has siphoned off most of my best ones over the years into his flat and I've just found out his sold all the DVDs he had ... including mine - so I'm back near square one again.

Hmmmmm

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

kill him with hams

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

well

I think he needed the money so... also it means I can pursue my year long dream of having a media server streaming films and music around the house live in real time over the internet

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

what is this new devilry?!

begone, agent of Mammon!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

now if I can just find out how to spell

Linux then I might be a step closer...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

just type...

'rm -rf' into the cmd line, Linux is easy ;)

(tool, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

EVILNESS

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

ning Medi

is it a rolling-around-in-the-hay-day in the Nether-regions today?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

It's memorial day today

tomorrow's liberation day

lots of WWII talk innit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

ooh of course

it was all a touch different over there back then

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

*spang*

nubbs

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

Hahaha!

Morning!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:33, archived)

*resists posting the Tom O'Bedlam image*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

Oh, go on then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

*resists*

There ya go.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

thats not hand lotion, its deep heat

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

Woo - Nice tea cup stacking...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

hah! nice

thats the second time my coffee cups have been stacked by b3tans, i think mediocore did it last time

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Nah, not me

but I remember someone doing it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

hmmm then who.....

edit: enceladus

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

Yes!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

haha

I thought up a movie mash last night. I might do it today. I might not. That's how a roll mother dubbers

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

my, what a big camera you have!

'morgen!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

^ I like this...

and I liked this!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

Cheers :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

i say, old chap, do be careful, the missus is due home any minute

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OneOfSome, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

Phoar!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

what a smashing lack of blouse

ningles

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

Today is Moob Monday here

as well as dutch memorial day

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

yay

*remembers Dutch*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

haha the old ones are... well old ;)

will the maypole dancers now take the "fool" in the Vader mask to the Wickerman?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

Gaaaah!

Bad Wobbly! Bad!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

"Y"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

Exactly. Why?!

Now go away and think of the bad thing you have done!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

* goes away to think about what he did to riverghost's mum.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

*holds sickbag for Wobbly*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

I'm too slow :(

Here it is anyway...

(tool, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

and here mine from last year!

* Shit wasn't it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:33, archived)

so it is :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

the 4th will be with you

always...

*bums*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

EEEEEAAAASSSE IT OUT

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TLNUQbG3js

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

I should be watching happy pagans

dancing naked 'round a pole
but instead I'm in my office
and I'm sitting on my own
thinking of the pagans
and the things that have to teach
like happiness and nakedness
and the construction of edifices out of wicker

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

haha!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Ningy

man

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Postcard

-B

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OneOfSome, Mon 4 May 2009, 7:40, archived)

this picture

is udderly offensive

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 4 May 2009, 7:41, archived)

^ Single large udder hamock?

* Do not want!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 May 2009, 7:44, archived)

oops

forgot to turn that layer back on ...

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OneOfSome, Mon 4 May 2009, 7:51, archived)

Pfffttt...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

Hay ain't cheap in Vegas.

*renegotiates overdraft*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:02, archived)

Hay baby!

I recognise that cow ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:35, archived)

Yay for foolishly attired animals!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

fo'shizzle

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:43, archived)

yo dawg

i gots daride for YOU

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OneOfSome, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

Is that the Magic Mushroom School Bus

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

she shure does get about, ol daisy

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OneOfSome, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:44, archived)

Is it tuna mayo?

If so then yes but on the provision that there's not sweetcorn in it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

This is a song about a superhero named Tony. It's called Tony's Theme!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 6:53, archived)

haha

looks like it's just you and me this late.
*puts on sailor suit*

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 4 May 2009, 6:55, archived)

why

am i still awake and wtf is this...

www.gadgetreview.com/2009/04/russian-roulette-bubble-gun.html

(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Mon 4 May 2009, 6:57, archived)

*flails*

(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Mon 4 May 2009, 6:59, archived)

Fancy yourself a betting man but don’t have the balls to pull the trigger on a real gun? The Russian Roulette 2 carefully holds an inflated balloon in its clutches. Pull the trigger and you’ve got a one in six chance that the trigger loaded pin will fire, resulting in an ear blasting, but non lethal balloon explosion. Endless amounts of drunken betting can be yours for $16.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 7:01, archived)

and so... the curse was lifted.

goodnight one and all.

(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Mon 4 May 2009, 7:04, archived)

Sleep well sweet prince

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 7:06, archived)

HE'S GOT THE OIL ON HIS CHAIN FOR A RIDE IN THE RAIN, NO BALONEY

NOW I HAVE TO GO LISTEN TO SURFER ROSA
NO BAD THING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 May 2009, 7:56, archived)

Dey see me rollin', they hatin'

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:32, archived)

Gingers: Always trying to look cute in all the wrong ways

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 4 May 2009, 6:50, archived)

Hahaha

Ewww

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 6:52, archived)

^ THIS

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OneOfSome, Mon 4 May 2009, 7:52, archived)

nauseating, yet oddly compelling.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 May 2009, 7:57, archived)

Well

theres something I don't see every day

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

BLOODY HELL!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

I AM TRYING TO EAT HERE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:43, archived)

and for that

I apologise ;)

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

This kind of nonsense usually needs an Image Challenge to give it some feeble reason for existence, but what the hell, eh?

You know how easy it is to forget a casual pun.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:08, archived)

Luck for him it wasn't up some soldiers bum.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:15, archived)

FIVE LONG YEARS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:42, archived)

Doh! If I'd've just thought this idea through, I could've deployed goatse and earned two MOD EDITs in a week!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:48, archived)

Also, I'm quite excited today cos I've just booked my summer holiday in the US!

I wonder if anyone can recommend tracks for me to put on my mp3 player.
It's a walking holiday, and I'll be based in Memphis.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:18, archived)

Nobody walks in LA. Missing Persons.

Seriously, walking in the US? I have to congratulate you. It's something I yearn to see more often.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:22, archived)

hehehheh

as I recall that Vincent Price Witchfinder was pretty sweet.
used to have it on VHS (taped off the telly)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:41, archived)

Hehehe

Which font-matching algorithm did you use?

;)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 4 May 2009, 6:30, archived)

justbungitoutasquickaspossiblebeforeIforgetaboutitandthenforgetaboutit.

(ie, the usual)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

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