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# - praying his first post won't make him look too anti-semetic


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Hi b3ta, how are you?
(Soiherduliek, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# *very offended*
not really. We'd have made it a better film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Only one way to make it better...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hi - we are fine
welcome young man/lady/plant

please warm yourself by the fire
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# the fires of Hull, yes?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I love the smell of hull in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# They're nice and toasty
Not very energy efficient though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I blame the tidal barrier,
it's responsible for many of the town's ills.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Nicely!~
love the well poison
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# nice :)
But it doesn't look Jewish enough to me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Hello, soherdarlicks. Good post. Would you like a strawberry bootlace?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# ...
Sounds awfully like I'm being groomed, but sure.
(Soiherduliek, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Would you like to fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# HAHAHA
Less of the small talk next time, there's a good chap.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Ttssattsr doesn't groom, he seduces.
He seduces us all.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Ankles first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Well I'm moist.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Nice one...

* Pull off a k3b/-\b and shit on a riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# And suddenly it went all italic....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# What did?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hoi hoi uri
*is there any jews on b3ta by the way?*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# :D
The chap with the tie seems to be concentrating really hard...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# haha well i smiled
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# for this
you want me to get excited?

welcome, and woo!

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Have A Nagila . . . Hoot Spa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# needs more Hitler...
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# hahah
needs more jeneane gruffalo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# hahahaha! Pull up a kitten and 'shop a stool, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# BBC are spot on I see

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8036937.stm


Yet the Hellen Keller one gets FP?
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# And then you had to go and spoil it by doing a fail
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# well -
I couldn't find a picture of a suitcase on the bottom of the sea.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# is it every day this week again?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# i think i may scream...
...yes,... i'm going to scream.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# it's not funny
cos it's true. :(
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
I did exactly the same thing this morning for distribution among friends.

Note to self, always post in b3ta.
(bacefook will be managing his maritime risk on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# er... Nice wirlpool eh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# hehehe, I like the look on it face :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# i found nemo!...
...he's right there!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Uh-oh...
Cloacal probe tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# eww
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# *milks fish
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# fishnapped!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# poor fishy

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# woah!
you can bet no-one'll believe him afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# that is full of WOO and YAY!
reminds me of "the Fish Files" - point and click game on the old GBC...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# sounds great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Its
probong time =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# What the...?
How the hell is that happening?
My eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# urban death...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# cool
you should work in forensics
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# the man died of a bullet through the head...
...which leads me to conclude that he must've been shot!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# he died from an overdose of angular housing
and severe disintegration brought about by gravestones
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# That's the way I want to go
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Fuck yes!
Are you selling this stain glass window? Because I'd quite like to have it on my front door.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# That's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# wanna see it animated?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Consider my thighs a-quiver.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Ooooooo...
...the visuals....(thank you)!!!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# that works!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I likes that a lot
Hello all

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# moving into the last 90 mins of work for today, so that's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Good :)
I nearly sliced my finger off today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I haven't walked into any doors today
unlike yesterday, when I walked into the same one twice. OW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# awww *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# first your knee...
..now your finger?... You iz accident prone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# My knee is an old problem, It pops in and out all the time, just some times I have to pop it back in
This is mainly due to my work, where I end up covered in cuts and bruises
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# i know all about that...
...believe me!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I'm already home and have been for some time.
Although I did start at 7 this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# lovely work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Whoa!
Like this!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# that's pretty intense...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# wow, tat's a nice bit of art
woot!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# So that's how the urbans died . . . interesting !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# oh...if only it were that simple!...
...not enough bullets in the world i'm afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# this is very brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# More evil. More evil. OK, stop evil.


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news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8036937.stm
(bacefook will be managing his maritime risk on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Hugh Cornwell done did the kidnapping
thats who it looks like to me =)

(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# he's a real-life gnops
also pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] He is not a number.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Got chased by a fucking big white beach ball?
What the fuck is that?
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# it's symbolic
of the oppression suffered in Central Congo at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# T.J. OK, who;s got the Carrie Prejean pics
come on, let's be having them
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# If I had them
they'd be no use to anyone by now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# these made me chuckle..
:D
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Nicely!
Have a pea since it got caught in a threadrush earlier and vanished off the board in no time...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I saw it and
laughed heartily. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Be seeing you.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# haha...
poor old patrick.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# poor him.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# aye!
nice tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Yes you are, you're quite clearly a big number 2!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# haha...
I bet he gets sick of people making that mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# he could at least do a Number Two
/predictable blog

also: 119-8? blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# 'kin 'ell...
Those fair tumbled down...

Did Onions get his hat trick?

Edit ah no. Still, good skills.

Loving all the onions puns on TMS.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# naw
he's got 3 now though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# 119-8?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Yep it was 117-4 then raced to 119-8
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Woo
Ok, now that is quite excellent.
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Updated!!! Evil Kinevel


I tinkered some more with getting the contours/shape of the stars n stripes, hopefully it looks a bit better...also added the 'Evil' text.
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# YES!
now make him jump X Wings on a Speeder Bike
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# is it for anything, or just done on a whim?
it's quite good :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Umm at the risk of extreme pedantry...
wasn't he Evel Kenievel?

Either way it's bloody good.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# hehe
oops
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Evel Knievel,
if we're going to pedant ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Gah!
Hoist, petard.

*shuffles off to pedantry corner*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# it's a bad bad place
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# bad bad?
double negatives are a complete no-no
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I didn't do nuffink alright
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I couldn't not
disagree with you more.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# *asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# shhh!
it's pronounced 'evil' innit?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Actually we are both wrong!
It's Evel Knievel! Just google searched it
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# My cheeks are burning with the shame of pedantry fail...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# It's proof reading
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Mokeys?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Plus the others I stuck in there.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# fairy nuff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# this is yummy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# That's a bit good :-)
The stars look much better than before.

I really want to see this guy doing some stunts. Although with his stormtrooper accuracy I don't think he'd be very successful...
(Mr._Pickles, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# looks great!...
...very cool indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# can't wait for the next installment.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Gary Glitter Chocolates proudly present...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# NINJ!
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?

I MEAN REALLY HOW COULD YOU?

YOU HAVEN'T SHOPPED THE SIDE PANEL
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# *Coughs*
Buggeration! Ta Griffy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# undulate
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# *LOL*
*ker-bloody-lick*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Ta matey
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Oh dear
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
the after-dinner choice of the discerning nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# after-tea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahhaahhahahahahahah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# haha
oh, paedophiles.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# oh, my goodness...
while we're about it:
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Jackson household?
When the big hand's on the little hand...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Hurrah for glitter based hijinx :)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Good god

nice work on the shadow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# heh
cheers. :)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# win!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Very nicely done old chap
Haven't listened to that album in a long time....
(bacefook will be managing his maritime risk on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# This is awfully good
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# IMPS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# These are cheery little demons aren't they :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# love the red one
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# cor, I like im on the left
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# haha he looks like he doesn't care about mischief and just wants to murder people instead
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Love you man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hell yes, these are brilliant.
They'd make excellent shoulderblade tattoos.

Green one's my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Rank insignia make good shoulder tattoos
It's a bit of a pain when you get promoted though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# :D
imps imps imps blimps n imps
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# chimps?
Those would be imps put through a chipper, just for clarity.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# the plural of chimps is chimpt
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# A whole new angle on the Imps in Blimps scene. You'll go far, Pease.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# is there a badge?
or a shirt?

*gets all excited*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# There's a tshirt - but it's made of clingfilm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Is the little chap on the right worried about swine flu?
Top stuff, there!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Gah! was just scrolling down to edit that thought it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Has
the red one got Swine Lurgy and the green one dont wnat it?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# *passes mop*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Cheeky little fellows
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# coo!
imspressive
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# wait I meant IMPressive
or impspressive
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Awwww
The one on the left looks so happy, and the one on the right looks a little dubious/worried
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *Click !* - magnificent work!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Yay
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# wonderful
little chaps!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
#
/unlurk

I DEMAND TWO WALLPAPERS WITH THESE IN!

/relurk

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
#
GIGANTIC MODE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# This is fantastic, I love you!
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# this is kick ass shada
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# i see a cool cartoon in the future...
...featuring happy demons!... (that rocks!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# They both have really tiny cocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Bitter and angry Art
We have much in common...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# We have a Wii at work
nobody ever uses it. ever.

also - if you have hay fever - chemistdirect.co.uk - 69p for 30 days of non-drowsy Anti Histamine! Loratadine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Are you still working at that multiple amputations recovery unit?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# they just won't put in the effort to rehabilitate
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Pfft bahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# will it increase the size of my penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# only if you stuff them down your jappa
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I hate taking anti histamines
I much prefer local honey. Sadly due to the cold weather earlier this year there isn't going to be any honey for another couple of months and I'm suffering pretty badly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I travel too much for that!
and I don't like honey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Then that idea wouldn't work
Unless you are Winnie the Pooh
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I prefer just sneezing a lot and being incredibly angry at everything.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# take the white pill
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# This is clearly the only sensible answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I imagine there's some quite good hay fever sneezing lols to be had with swine flu about...
hope mine kicks in soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I had fun on a wii at the weekend, JJ
playing House of the Dead: Overkill.



It's got INCEST in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# does it?
what, like zombies shagging each other ala Braindead?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Not zombies.
I don't want to ruin it, but it's a bit wrong at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Wrong? Or really right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# either/or
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I played Left 4 Dead at the weekend, then almost immediately bought it.
Best zombie/first person shooter in fucking ages.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I'll have a look into it.
Is it a gunny shooty bangy point at the screen one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Nay.
Basically like a normal first person shooter, except it actually plays like a zombie film.

Four of you wandering around the city trying to get to safety, having to shoot slow shambling zombies then suddenly have a huge pack of them randomly pile at you and start clawing out your eyes. Amazing game.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Sounds quite good, although I've never been a huge PC gamer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Me neither.
I'm pretty sure we actually went from Amiga to Playstation 1 before we even bought a PC.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Age of Empires, that's really as far as I got.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# comes
on t'360 also I think.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I've been wanting to play that for ages
Every time I go out to get it nowhere has it and I end up with something different though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# It's a steam game so you may as well just buy it off steam anyway.
Was actually free to try last friday all day, and 40% off until Monday. But you've just missed it and it's gone back up to £26 now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# But I only have a loltop at home
It's a pretty good one and runs HL2 quite well, but I tend to only use it for work like stuff now.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Same here, my PC is absolutely crap at everything..
I was honestly surprised that my laptop ran it when I downloaded it when it was free. Though it's still definitely a PC game as regards to graphics and things randomly fucking up, bloody PC developers.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# tis good, isn't it?
The single player stuff doesn't last long though, I should give the multiplayer game a go

I do like the AI director thing on it
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Yeah the AI director makes things really confusing and great sometimes.
I had a game the other day where there were at least 4 witches in one level, I honestly didn't know you ever got more than one.

Although that was the same game where everyone else on the team was a complete fucknut and kept running off and not rescue you if you got pounced on/constricted.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I still haven't even looked at that.
I suppose I will have to leave the fucking Wasteland at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# AND PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
#
I think my Sexy Sleepwear +1 CHR is making you.... 'uncomfortable'
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I tried the demo a while back
and was pretty impressed at the sheer number of the things running at you. A proper bloodbath.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I know.
That's the most horrific part!

They should have just called it "Planet Terror: The Game" though.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# :D yes.
Although Varla, was it? She has much more tits than Rose shitting McGowan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *googles name*
Oh, HER.
Meh; preferred the chick that got run over at the start.
*checks film history*
Holy crap. They're remaking Red Sonja....and she's in it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I know, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Did she buy London Bash Game Console?:P
woo and verily yay.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# *waits for TGA to shimmer into view*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# *shimmers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# *pokes*
He's real, not a mirage
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# *it's like a lava lamp*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Inverse Hourglass figure, eh?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# haha, a little like that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I'm really in no position to comment, I take it all back.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Oh, nicely done, that man...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# See! See!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# You are a seer, sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# If i hear another person refer to the standard Wii as 'A wii fit"
I will murder death kill
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# So I went out and bought A wii fit yesterday
The sports game that comes with it is pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I like
sonic on the wii fit =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# EXACTLY
and nobody ever buys Mario Galaxy, despite me telling them how awesome it is :(

"I got a cooking training game instead LOLZ"

MURDER. DEATH. KILL.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# mario galaxy is worth the price of the wii alone
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Is that the one with the really big fuzzy bee?
We've got that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# thats the one yup :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# That and Okami.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I have that, it's pretty good.
I have a kitchen if I want to do cooking training.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I think the best fun with Wiis is watching people playing them.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# ...in their pants
..on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# well yes, that too...
but even fully clothed is amusing. Especially boxing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I can relate to Art
i also dislike the pii
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# haha!
I love your art, and I actually 'get' this one, making it even better.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# most owned yet least played games console
the idiot masses have spoken
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I think for sub-15 year olds it's probably pretty good.
My boss has 3 small kids and swears the wii is the best money he's ever spent...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# What's your platform of choice, toasty?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# PS3
et tu?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# PC almost exclusively now.
We have a PS2 here but we hardly ever use it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Is there actually anything exclusive ON the PS3 worth playing?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I've wondered this.
It's still a brick of cash, I'd want a very compelling reason to part with that right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I've definitely got my moneys worth
for the number of hours I've played it and watched Blu Rays on it
plus Home has been very useful for work.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Ratchet and Clank, best games ever
Little Big Planet
Uncharted
Killzone 2 is pretty damn awesome
Resistance was quite good too, haven't played the second one yet
Some very good stuff on PSN too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# LBP did appeal to me
I'd forgotten about that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Valkyria Chronicles is an amazing amazing game...
And it's PS3 exclusive. ^_^
(Bebopdc, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Well...
-MGS4 with great gameplay and best video game storyline I have every played
-Red Faction Guerilla for being really f*ckin' fun
-Killzone 2 for having an intense FPS action (not casual here) along with being one of the most atmospheric FPSs in a long time
-MAG coming later this year that has 256 players with players in tiers of squads, platoons, and companies all on one map with leaders actually working like strategists and giving you missions in the game in real time.
-Resistance 2 for having a fun and unique FPS experience with an actually pretty deep and original storyline based in the 1950s along with 8 player co-op with maps that change objectives and make you traverse the MASSIVE online maps doing missions and 30v30 multiplayer (WITH ABSOLUTELY 100% NO LAG)
(Greenroom, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:28, archived)
# I said it was a gimmick right from the start.
An under-powered gimmick at that.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# a very well marketed one
but if it gets fat kids off their arses for five minutes then it's got to be a good thing..... oh, except for the landfill tastic environmentally unsound plastic addons that you need to keep buying :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# heh
One of my flatmates got a wii. I've played it like once. But that "like once" lasted for about five hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# i aint played a wii yet,im having to much fun watching my xbox break and the sending it off to be repaired
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I seem to own the only first-run XBox that hasn't died.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I've got one as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Hahah, I have the fear that this will happen to me if I pick one up
Have you seen Star Trek yet? I just saw last night's doodle on my friend's feed.

I saw it at the IMAX on Tuesday! it was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I texted you to ask,
but you didn't reply :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I did too!
It was very cool, and I said many thanks for your part in the making possible
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Not yet.
I'll probably leave it till next week.
I like catching big films on weekdays so I get the theater aaaaaaall to myself :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# We shouldn't ask why, eh?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I bring my own plastic sheeting.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Ace
As ever
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Wallpaper I made for a friend at work

Friend at work did a little doodle of a cat at work, I liked it so much I did my own take on it.
(Oobla, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# it's lovely, and very cheery
but if he opened his eyes they'd fall out :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# *waggly wavey hands Wow*
We're up to 80 plus some possible surprises for teh *bash.



*the word was removed as it's an ancient invocation for summoning TGA to b3ta.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Just called
The venue us all super confirmed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# tickets are booooooked
i'll be there in the early afternoons.

if anyone sees me walking towards Dino's, I want you to shoot me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# For dinner of fry up?
Dinner, shite.

Fry up, they cook can just about manage it. I just get pissed when he insist on all the staff calling hin chef. He can fuck up an egg. He is no chef,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I'll be there.
Edit: No, actually I wont.
Edit edit: I can probably make it.
Edit: No, actually I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Sam, just come. For fuck's sake. *pats lap*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# You might want to reword that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# :D
good point.

Please don't jizz on my legs, Ttssattsr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Now I'm definitely not going :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Jizz on everyone else's lap.
I might be wearing expensive jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# It's not the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Why MY lap?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Well fine! *curls up into a ball*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Are you Samus Aran?
I would amusingly put your surname in there but I don't know it so I won't.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I'M A WOODLOUSE. MNIMLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# *buys wipe-clean apron*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# It's already too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I do not believe you have either
but this is woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# by either
do you mean either a friend or a doodle? cos I can take pics if I have too :P
(Oobla, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# A doodle or a poodle.
or a strudel or a noodle.
Nor an other thingy.

EDIT: I missed off Labradoodle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I love the colours
reminds me of Fat Freddy's cat



OOOHHOHOHOHOHHO: www.amazon.co.uk/Freak-Brothers-Omnibus-Rolled-Package/dp/0861661591/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# FFC rules!
Bastard exflat mate nicked some originals of that comic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I had loads too back in v early 90s
no idea what happened to them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# No
These were ones I'd manages to get hold of. They were printed in the 70s!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# probably got roached to oblivion
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# OH HAI FFC
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I love that cat...
I was re-reading the FFFB the other day - the one where they go to Mexico,
and Fat Freddy's cat has his own little adventure underneath the main cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Don't forget the pancakes on Jif Lemon day
/don't know why this pic makes me think of that phrase blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# oooh, that is rather awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# very pleasing
indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# A bit felix-ish
Which is a good thing in my book!! Clickety clicks.

Q. Am I allowed to WOO all over myself for making the front page?
Not happened before you see...
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Yes, but clean up thoroughly afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# done
and done.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# This wasn't going to be this, and I wasn't going to do this, but then suddenly -
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# The shop keeper
exploded
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# hehe...
I'm worried about what's going on inside that head of yours, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# nothing special
mostly tv from the early 80's
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Aha!
That sounds even more intriguing....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Sledge Hammer
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# n
n
n n n
n
n
nineteen
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# not the song you goof
www.amazon.co.uk/Sledge-Hammer-DVD-David-Rasche/dp/B0006TL98C
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# ahhhhh
and oooh

Put that back on the telly now
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# exploding magpies and skunks!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# For the best kind of animal mess!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# is this what happened to the server?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# The hamster went up in smoke, yep...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# It was the same problem with the LHC
I think someone needs to invent a more reliable power source than hamsters
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# did someone say LHC?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# loljews :P
Edit: never mind you fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Oooh nice...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Phwooooar, that's really nice
Bit different! Loving the starkness, it really pops.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# It was going to be different, but
it suddenly got all like the explosions in that Liechtenstein picture.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# To be fair
he nicked an entire style and put his name on it (or others did for him) so I don't think it's jut his. Bloody hell, there's people that think he invented halftone. WHAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# everyone knows it was me anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Of course. You've got all the thinky stuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# atop my shoulders is a box full of knowledge
and the gunk that fills up in your sinuses.

gunk and knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I think I speak for all my gender when I say
*swoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Tom O'Bedlam: Pheremone Machine
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Captain Wow: Often Shoeless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I do love his stuff, I must admit.
but inventing halftone?

I'm sure there's *someone* on the /board who can tell us who did though.
If you know what/who I mean...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I know, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Yep, you do....
;-)

The swivel-eyed git I was talking to you about earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I do, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# EXPLODING SHEEP!
Me likey!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Bad Taste ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Black Sheep also has exploding sheep
Very funny film
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# This brings back memories of X-Wing vs Tie Fighter
I'm clicking it
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# kapow!
ace.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# :D
Should have used that text instead, I reckon...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# FOOOOOOOOOOM!
Cool explosion, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Cheers, chap!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# kaaabboooooom! utterly brill, Grunty!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Thanks, Steve!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Kaboooom...
....*Kaaaalick* The Lichtenstein of b3ta! Marvellous sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# No ways - Drdunno claims that title...
*rummages*

EDIT - Ah. Here we go. No horses I promise. No really. Come on, would I do something that infantile? Oh well... give a dog a bad name...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# That's fucking awesome.
Top class.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# That was the wallpaper that your green ribbony girl thing displaced.
You are indeed honoured.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Damn straight...
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Steady there, young man!
Thanks, though...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# verra nice, verra nice indeed.
sort of all kersplode and pop, pop, pop.

*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Cheers, Mr O'B!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Mega Wham!
woo!

cheeky pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# *LOL*
What madness is this?

*giggles like a loon*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha, I love that.
*clicks I love this*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hahahah that is fucking glee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# this is very
good, and rather epic.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Joy
glands erupt
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hmmm
www.contextfreeart.org/gallery/view.php?id=421
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# hmmm indeed
well spotted. There seems to be little differences too which is weird. As if he's gone to the effort of making his own version?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# yeh
they are different.

JPG?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I think I understand now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# "Context Free is a program that generates images from written instructions called a grammar. The program follows the instructions in a few seconds to create images that can contain millions of shapes."
Including random variatons.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I do understand now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# aaaaah
right-o.

(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# What Really Happened


Inspired by last nights Apprentice. And afternoon drinking. Also probably bindun
(Woop_Woop ., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Thus adding another thing smashing up the world trade cantre to the pile.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Alan Sugar
planned it all
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha
those things were total shit

and is it my imagination but are ALL estate agents caled Philip Taylor?

and quite simply - Kate Walsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Kate Walsh?
Ooooooh yes
(Woop_Woop ., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# with Yasmina Sitdowny and Mona wotsit helping out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# and that Lorraine whatsit in the garden mowing her face
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# haha
Debra can come if she bags up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# See seems the sort who'd LIKE to watch
(Woop_Woop ., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# while biting her skinny lips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# And looking ever so slightly like Noel Fielding
(Woop_Woop ., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Moaning wotsits.......
(Woop_Woop ., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Those fucking cat boxes!
Here's an idea! I'll give the cat a chip box from Waitrose that it can shred the shit out of and I'll save my money.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# haha...
'most cat owners are old ladies - they don't want to put their cat in a little cardboard tank'

there are many crass generalisations in that statement.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# yeah
my grandma is Rommel - she'd love a tank for cats

mind you it might be dangerous to let her have one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# she'll be laying seige
to Tobruk with her kitty panzer division in no time, I reckon...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# 'Dernooon
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# *likes this*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Does he need help
or is it a zombie?
I can't tell!!!!

This is how the first few million will fall when the dead return.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# confused
and in search of carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# a Zombunny?
edit: www.zombunny.com/ - cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# This is lovely!
Reminds me of Raving Rabbids

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# poor bunny's
insides are all hanging out and stuff.

woo, though.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# yoiks!
poor thing
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] How it actually happened...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# ah - the Maffews Family
Dewsbury's answer to the Cosby's
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# arf
those fun-loving pranksters!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Pfft!
Someone sign Maddy up for a Twitter account asap
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Already there...
http://www.twitter.com/maddiem
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the stables
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Oh come on Joliet :)
Never click on one of my links without checking...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# It's the fact that the UK site has been taken down
it's lulled me into a false sense of security.

Now I feel violated
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# WHYIOUGHTA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# she'll never be abkle to spell Assebroek
maps.google.com/maps?q=assebroek
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] feel bad for desecrating such an great book but, hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# That book made it so I felt bad about having a tummy itch for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# is that a euphamism for 'feeding the budgie'?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# It's exactly as it sounds
In the twits, Roald says people who scratch their tummies are dirty.


:(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# :D
never read Dahl as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Really?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Really
I wasn't into fantasy type fiction. I preferred spy stories n the like
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I just used to get given them.
I liked spy stories. Well, Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys, that sort of thing. Oh, and lashings of Jennings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# what???
right, you need to read The Witches, James and the Giant Peach and The BFG... stat!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I shall be reading them to my daughter soon
as we have the entire works lined up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Someone gave me Kiss Kiss to read age 10,
scared the bejeezus out of me
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# ha, I had the same sort of thing with My Uncle Oswald
DIRTY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Oh dear.....
You bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# as a kid, i found them quite tedious
as an adult, i find my childhood self to have been a fat obnoxious knowitall, and i would love the opportunity to go back in time and give myself a clip round the ear
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# whoops, digressed there
i meant to say "as an adult i quite like his books."

i always liked the witches though. being a mouse would be cool
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# You can't ever be described that way.
Well, perhaps in a smutty way, possibly ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Aww, cheers love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Gene?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Mother?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# SKINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# PAVLOV!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# CHEKOV!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Sigh...
Now I have to go cut down some trees, depress everyone and make sure there's a suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Chromosome?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Chromolots
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Chromobots beep beep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :D
hehe, you loon...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# he's incognito
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# in that case...
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ta..
he uses the surname pygmy to book into hotels apparently
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Oh dear
Apart from being dead, he's also had a sex change, unless he's now french
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# This combination confuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# me too
Hold me.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# *cups*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I say!
What an offer...

*holds*

Ewww, it's all sticky!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# just like Richard II
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# You've been listening to In Our Time again, haven't you?
I've warned about the dangers of that before.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# yes
but I need to feed my addiction to the Siege of Vienna
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# As is only natural.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Nice one
Although song title appears beyond the grasp of some posters above. That, and cunningly spelling 'Gene' as 'Jean', of course... ;o)
(Capo, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] mithr - twitter for your mum
mithr - your mums' external internal dialoguemithr - your mums' external internal dialogueUploaded with plasq's Skitch!
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# What happened there?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Oh sorry, I shit on the srvrs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I thought it might have been another fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# same probs here.... is the server dying?
It's been cutting out for me for the last few days
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# That's special...

* Is that your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Mrs Google Screaming Esq
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# The immigrants who memorise codey numbers in cr3's cellar attempted to escape
He suppressed them and everything is okay again now.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Hamster uprising!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Damn these cryptic messages!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# IS EVERYONE ALRIGHT?
SOMEONE DO A HEADCOUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# \o.
I'm here.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# *counts Headwound twice*
Darn it, I'll have to start again...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# it IS a bad headwound isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Pretty bad, sir....
*drools cranial fluid*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# field canteen all set up is it Gruntfuttock
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# And *********'s digging the latrines, yes sir.
I relented at the last moment...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Courtesy of Rev Jesse...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# you've got red on you
have you had a haircut?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I've watched too much Dexter.
The blood splatter is wrong.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# It's the lurkers I worry about
they are always so quiet you can never tell if they are injured.

LURKERS - REPORT FOR DUTY HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# *salutes*
sahh!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# oh thank god!
where's the rest of them?

You get a field promotion for this soldier! Sergeant Weaver!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# they tried to desert
so naturally i executed them with the only item i had on my person, my fountain pen, the nib's a bit damaged now :(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *awards lots and lots of stripes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *is given a pair of pajamas*
what the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# TALLY HO!
*rides off on a giant cockerel*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# dibs on the corpse(s)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# alright, but leave some for the other men
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# SAH!
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# put some clothes on Nutmeat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Sorry Cap'n
I thought it was naked Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Stands to attention
*gets funny looks at work*
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# scary
stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# What thee mitherin' about?
...and wtf is going on with the /board?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# haha!
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Shirley that would be Mithis
if it was for your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# yay!
now this is news.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# An unsurprising amount of this goes on
http://search.twitter.com/search?q="doing+a+poo"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# And then there's Manley... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# He tweets surprisingly little on that subject ashally...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I didn't hink I needed confirmation that Twitter was total rubbish
but this provides perfect closure. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# royal stools!
we need to know about such things!

bloody hell, babysitting time again :(
see you later, peoples!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# laters!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# probably had a royal wee while she was there
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I thought her website was OnesSpace.com
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Fed the corgis
at 3:42am? Let the little ankle biters starve. I mostly shit at night... but I hear most people shit in the morning. Am I normal?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# do you shit in the woods?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# If nobody is around
... then does it make a sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# If a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody around to hear it, is there an outside chance this is the work of Al Qaeda?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# "Big Al" Qaeda the lumberjack or Al Qaeda the terrorist orgainsation?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Does the pope?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# When the pope
gives birth to a beautiful brown baby boy the angels sing!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Primeministers Question Tweets


Click for bigger (155 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha
I can actually imagine one of them organizing this in a pathetic attempt to connect to the youth


*speakers voice*
"Will the right honorable gentlemen keep under the 140 character limit or shut the fuck up"
(Peter_G, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# pfft
and they adopt textspeak at question time

"wld da PM say he iz wll m3rked innit?"
"piss off u knob u r all gay, u h8ters"

..or whatever the youth of today mumble
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I believe
"gimme your fuckin' fone or I'll fuckin' cut ya, you cant!"
is a common phrase among the youth of today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# that told him!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Huh?
my lovely post has dropped off the board :(

EDIT OK anybody without an icon please slip Rob a tenner so he can feed the official b3ta gerbil that powers the server.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# By complete fricking fluke
I have just gone and done that to the tune of £10. I now have pance
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# PANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# ...and the board has started working agin.
charlie brown, you've saved b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *canned applause*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# mmmm...
applesauce
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# it is
rather
slow
today...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Slow enough for me to post ^ that 3 times just through repeated clicking...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Ah, the first rule of computers.
If it hasn't done it yet, click it again. A classic.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Well of course
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

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