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# Teletubgirl makes tubbycustard....

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# O_O
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# o_O
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Jesus fecking christ
Brilliant, genius, additional superlatives, but I'm going to have to adblock it!

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# AHahahahahahajhaaaahajshshhsssss.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *filters*
*Washes eyes with methylated spirit*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# oh good god NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# My eyes!
MY EYES!
Oh, God. No.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Tubbyanus!
I'll dump this in here, it of the kings and queens

William II


Click for bigger (89 kb)

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# O_____________________________________o

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# nasty and nicely done at same time :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL EYES

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# you are a pretty man
with ugly eyes
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Ha ha, fuck.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# THAT
IS

LOVELY
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahaahahaaaaaa
Fuuuuck me
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha
splendid!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# poor you
having to shop that, fuckin ace tho. FP it!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hahahaaha
this is sooooo wrong
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# oh fuck!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Oh, now that's just wrong...
you bad person! :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Yaaaaaay!
*click*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Bwuhaha!
*click*

Excellent, in a sick way you've made my day.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Why?? WHY??!
cbeebies will never be the same again :(
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Shitting hell!
That's beautifully done, but must count as the most unpleasant image I have seen in a very long time.

Nice work!

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Edutainment! Draw off time, post your doodles of Kings and Queens here


Click for bigger (198 kb)

Right then, see you next week for more Draw Off with Mr Brainfield's suggestion of 2000 AD characters, the more obscure the better :)
Try to avoid Rogue Trooper though, we only did him the other week
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Queenie

If you are so inclined, there's a bigger version on my blog.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# hehehe, I love that
Edmund looks very pervy :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Epic Woo!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
That's really good. Bastard.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# *belms*

*edit - she's got lovely boobs :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Queenie and Percy are perfect!
Edmund looks a little bit Russell Brand-ish.
Still WOO! though.
:D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# He's better in this one

but I don't like the Prince's face
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# HaHaHa! YES!
Sod off with your talent, eh? You're making the rest of us look bad!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Fuck me HT, those pics are totally fucking awesome
clicks
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *anti-belms* I can't see your post ATM
It must be hitting the filter at work. My draw off suggestion is world peace, or obscure 2000AD supporting characters.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# people complain when its too obscure
so If this is the only suggestion I'll go with anyone from 2000AD (bar Rogue who we did just t'other week)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# People eh? What do they know?
*bins Skizz picture*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# This is great.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# corr she's a haut queenie :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Fuck me, that's immense.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Bloody hell!
How did you do that in two days?!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I got the idea Monday pretty soon after it was clear it was going to be Kings and Queens
Spent half an hour roughing it out, then did most of the colour work on Monday night. Did a bit more fiddling with it Tuesday lunchtime. There's loads of stuff that's not quite right, the tiara is a mess, it looks like a gonchong. About 6 hours in total.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# 6 hours? 6 HOURS?!
I hate you so much.

It took me like a week to do my victorian b3ta party picture, and the anatomy and drawing on that was appalling!

Grrrr *broods*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Yes, but on the other hand,
I have no life.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# You win this round!
*shakes fist*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# 20 hours for my Rorschach picture
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# fuckme thats good
woo sir :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Holy hell that rules.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# good lordy, that's brilliant! *click!*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Fuckyes!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# fantastic stuff!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I tried, but sort of didn't manage


5 minutes.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Gorgeous as ever
and the pic's not bad either
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ahhh, ta
right, ciggy!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# That is lovely :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# cor
that be lovely :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# You do profiles really damn well. I love your lips.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Thank you to you and Eagly Mind
because I've really struggled to get the hang of them.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Well hey, they look fantastic to me.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# <3
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# You don't half do a good profile.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# That's really very good - 5 mins?
You should be pleased with that!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
#

CFB 676kb
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# ooooh you filtered!!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# did i hell :(
coarse canvas in artrage separate layers for light mid and dark tone pastel
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# that's a bit good then :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# 4 years at art school weren't completely wasted on me, can't do cartoons to save my life tho :)
queen vic with some layers disabled if you're interested
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# That's photorealistic drawing right there
ace!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Katherine Parr needs a croissant
smug cow!

Woo as always
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
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#


(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# *shudders*
:D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# heheheh
well i only had 5 mins to do it in :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Nice knees Ma'am!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# everyone knows
the queenie has knobbly knees :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# haha!
I'm in the 'five minuters' club too...
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I don't have a pencil.
So I used a marker pen.

Edit: Thanks for the kind words, Guys and Girls.
Suggestion for next week: Red Dwarf (when it was good).
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# stamptastic
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# woo, i almost would :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Talent hog!
fucking woo!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# very nice
woop! :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# This is ace
The queen should adopt it on her official stationery.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# lovely bold style!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Harold
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I like that
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# =]
Cheers
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# yikes!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# How about the King as a Queen?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Ha ha!
He's got very sturdy legs.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# nicely
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Needs more codpiece.
Woo!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Ok I promised I would draw something
so here it is. I forgot and had to dash it off in 5:



To be honest, more time wouldn't really have helped...
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Nice!
She'll be played by Prune-ella Scales in the television adaptation.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# :D
you really are too kind - I'll give myself longer next time, I think!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# fruit based monarchy for the win
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# :D
ta! I didn't want to vote and run.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# ALL HAIL JOYSTICKULATOR


Thnx for the hail, hail!

If you put on some groove house, it dances to the beat :-)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hahah @ your sig
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# oh I loved these things
used to have one on my amiga A600
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# That's brill.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# *check temperature*
you still feeling sick and dizzy?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# A little better.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# good *hug*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# OMG, I remember joysticks like that
needs more Tiger balm
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Needs more loud clicking sounds
with every movement.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# and then breaking after 2 minutes of playing Daley Thompson's Dickphoning
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# sexy time!
Competition Pro ftw
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I had the mini one for my Amiga
it was crap
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# they were meant to be crap
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Really?
I took it back as it had a dodgy microswitch. It made turning right on Crazy Cars 3 really hard.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# clicked
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# What do you reckon:
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# oh my
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# He looks well confused
=]
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# He's looking for is Amigo Amiga
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# *hails*
awesome stuff!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# This is NOT a Qucikshot 2
and therefore does not meet my approval
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# *sob*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Iit's good really
Tiger?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# click click click..every movement :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Nicely!
:D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Yikes!!
a kempstonator!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Zipsticks!!!!
They were awesome and shite at the same time :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Whatever happened to "Things That Make You Go Ahhh"?
img.xcitefun.org/users/2009/02/4208,xcitefun-big-fish-27.jpg

God edit: Don't post unshopped, hotlinked images.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# YAY, I love them
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Axolotls FTMFW
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# They said fuck you to evolution
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Shopped? Notalotl!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I might have to change my sig
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# You make Happy Axolotl unhappy
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Axolotllol!
Lolaxolotl!
Axolol!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# things that make me say fuck off
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# in your case, the opposite list would be shorter
:P
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# You done a nawty
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I love axolotls or whatever they are called
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# GTFO
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# i shall
poo in your shoe for this atrocity
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# "He's BEHIND You!!!"
Bindun (a l-o-n-g time ago)?

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# hehe
nicely done!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Stop her from singing and talk, strip her naked and she will be all right :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# She'll still be a contemptible mentalist.
I say this even though I'm one of the three people that liked The Cell.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I just want to look at her arse :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# It's a very nice arse, that is true.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# It is a real womens arse
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# It's several.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Nothing better then a women with a nice bum that you can grab hold off :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Some women don't even have bottoms these days.
Their hips seem to be getting narrower, too.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I love a women with curves and great thighs as well
I see so many women who, as you have said, have no bottoms at all
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# The Cell was really good
..that makes me the 4th.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Well done you.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I can't even remember it
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I've put it on my rental list
God know when I will get it, as I have 96 films on my main list :S
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I must be 5th then...
it had awesome design to the whole thing...
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I liked that one as well.
Directed by Tarsem Singh, same guy who (arguably) put R.E.M. on the map.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Beautiful little vignettes.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Ummmm..... dunno what that means.
But he directed the video for "Losing My Religion"
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# No I'm the mentalest!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Prove it.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I watch Star Trek despite the fact I think it's possibly one of the worst written programs I've ever seen.
That's pretty mental.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Best cure for insomnia ever
5 minutes in and I'm away
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I love Star Trek.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Star Trek is great
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Not more so than the people in the Tindal centre.
Come on, more.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I bought a wetsuit, am going to paint it blue with latex paints, put on a bandanna
and then run round as solid snake shouting barely audible things in a husky voice.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Standing alone in the wind and rain
Feeling the fear that is growing
Sensing the change in the tide again
Caught by the storm that is brewing

Other news: This fun and exciting new project is turning into a development time blackhole :(
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Cheap Lager!!!!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# How can you make it taste any worse then it all ready does
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# fill the can with carling and fosters?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# nowt wrong with Stella - is there Mrs S?
TELL THEM!!
CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE? YOU CAN FUCKING TALK WHEN YOU WANT TO THOUGH EH? EH? ALL FUCKING DAY LONG!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# All lager is wrong
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha
Lidl Coffee
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# LOL
spicy fajita
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I'd like 6,000 chicken fajitas, please?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Coffee with booze :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# saw this about 2 months ago
nearly laughed my arse off. the other shoppers gave me a wide berth...
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Family Minges
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# 0_0
amaretto minge? this gives me sexy ideas!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# use Disaronno!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# minge
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# it's funny
cos it's a foodstuff and it has the same name as a lady's rude parts
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# There's a Chinese restaurant in Gothenburg called Mingeling
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Not to mention ALDI cereals for people on a tight budget...

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# haha
Dole-Pops
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Last Telephone Doodlebot for today


Again in crapPhoneCamVision... The scanner is now being difficult and I'm not in the mood to fix it =]

Birotastic
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# angry robot :)
I like these
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# This is what I was after, it is a trace of a drawing I did, but the trace looks shit, I need to scan in the drawing

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# LOL poor Barry
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# i love those glorious 1-X robots!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# hehehe :)
I watched 'Benders Game' the other night, it went on for a bit to long, need to 'Into the wild green yonder' next
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I'm not sold on them
Bender's Big Score wasn't bad, but The Beast With A Billion Backs was quote poor I thought
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Big score was ok, Billion backs was so so
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# i've seen the first two
got all the episodes, i may watch some later.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I've got it all
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# i bet you say that to all the girls!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# What girls?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# a unicorn shit
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
I love this!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# it's awesome isn't it?
... where's the wonderful Ms. Cradock... I bet she'd like it - y' there luv?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# raaaarrr
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Haha Pip!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Roast lamb and all the trimmings
but I'd have to cook it because people are shit.

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# ^this without the cooking, as I'm shit
or Vietnamese
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I'll cook it for you, I do a mean roast.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# COR!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Looking forward to the London meet, young man?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Hmm. Yea and nay.
I plan to quit smoking this weekend and always find bashes tempting times.
I think I'll bring the Other Mr the Clownfish along to keep me in line.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Ooooooh! I can't wait.
Is he a pretty pickle?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# He's not too shabby
and generally enters into the spirit of bashes.
In fact we hang out with emvee a bit as he's just down the road.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Emvee's such a top cat.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# You don't like other people's cooking?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# More often than not, no.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I'll cook it, I'll do my fluffy roast spuds with rosemary
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Ahh, that's nice
don't worry though, I do secret genius roasties.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# you put marmite on them, don't you?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# :D no
if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# you put weed on them
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# :D wrong again
(however, my roast chicken stuffing you'd be right about)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I want to try your roast chicken stuffing
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Everyone should at least once
more roasts should make people hallucinate, if you ask me.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I want a Joint, but can't get hold of any :(
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Everywhere's a bit dry at the moment, apparently
or at least, I've been told this by a few people at work that don't know the right kind of dangerous Asians.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I can't get hold of any at any time, I don't know anyone who deals it
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# still got none :(

1 week and 2 days without
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# if i'm ever down your way on a sunday
i may just turn up on your doorstep :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# :D I'll look forward to it.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# can you make tiny meals?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I can try
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# *gasp*
WHAT?!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I read that as "fifty roast spuds". Bit excessive.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# No it is not :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# you can never have too many roast spuds!
:O
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# hehehe :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# chocolate body-paint
top work Mr Jack
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Heh.
Birthday cake, obviously.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# yer mum

(not your mum..but the guy going to kill me)

would probably be my final words
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Dammit
I was gonna say cheeseburger too.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# two blokes on a couch playing video games
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# madness, I know.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# :D
it's a tried and tested premise
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# you filthy sod
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Is this how to float the clownfish boat?
My flat at the weekend'd be like your porny paradise.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I just thought we were naming our final meals...
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# i love pip's way of thinking
i'd have to say a steak as big as my head, blue, of course. avocado mashed potato, marrowfat peas or possibly mushy peas and 2 fried eggs.
followed by hot sara lee pecan danish.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Mexican.
I can't get enough of that shit.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# High explosives. When I'm stuck in that cremation oven, I wanna take out eveyone with me
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Creative.
Homicidal, but creative.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# ^this
take as many of the fuckers out as you can!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# A big fat ass T-bone steak
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# hehehhehe
for me it'd be wagyu beef, and banoffie pie for pudding.

nomnomnomn

(eating off shakiras culazo)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# They're both wrong
Clam Chowder
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# IT'S CHOWDA FRENCHIE!!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# *is not some clumsy, clouseau-esque waiter*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Ragoût de palourdes?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# it would be several courses of the finest food known to the human race
... the still beating heart of a live cobra, caviare, saffron tea, luxury pie, cheese on toast, sticky toffee pudding, cognac, champers, spliffs, more champers, a selection of whisky, Newcastle brown ale, steak, lobster, scampi fries, halibut in lemon juice with passion fruit, fois gras, scallops, haggis... a glass of port ... the cheese cart... a rich fruit cake... and a wafer thin after dinner mint
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Bernard Black's luxury pie?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# indeed
it's his signature dish
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# The food of kings!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# magical immortality meat
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# a unicorn shit
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I was just thinking of asking for Unicorn liver. Then sit back, and bide your time.
Or a 'Toucan Burger' from the Toucan takeaway in Laganas*, that closed down about five years ago (sob - those were the tastiest post-piss-up foodstuffs in the world). They'd have to rebuild it, or develop a way to go back in time, or something.

*Yeah, okay, now I agree the place is a shithole.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# probably steak, chips and mushy peas
then rhubarb crumble with clotted cream
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Otters were invented in 1715, by frenchman d'Argentiqueniommeiouex Waterstoat
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Needs more belm
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Tiger balm you say!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Tiger brand coffee
is a real treat
even tigers like it
instead of real meat!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I was not invented by a Frenchman
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# were you entered by a frenchman?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# No, luckly you can smell them from 50 miles away
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# this is true
as much as i like sex, even i draw the line when it comes to frenchies.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# John Reno as Leon is cool.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# but french
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# they've got a weird neck-burning fetish as well
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# so i've heard.
some of them like to burn women's pubic hair, they call it a twatalight.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Wikipeadia says yes
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# ray!!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Gods bless you, d'Argentiqueniommeiouex Waterstoat, for your wonderful invention
Asian Shortclawed Otters, oh yes. Best of all the animals, even including horsies.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# otter sub!
does it contain pilchards?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Bob the builder's cat?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# i don't know
cats do not belong on sandwiches.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Isn't that a subotter?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I AM HOT AND I FEEL SICK AND IT'S NOT FAIR.
Bloody love otters though.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Have some Andrew's Liver Salts and sit in a fridge, then.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I haven't got any and the fridge is full of the sales teams' sarnies.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Well you're bordering on just moaning, now.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Duh, girl.
Dizzy, too.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# You probably have a virus, if you are going to be sick, throw up on the persons you really don't like in the office
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# They're all downstairs....
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# throw up out the window
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# If I feel this shit in an hour
I'm fucking going home.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Bah
Too many people being ill at the moment. Office climates aren't helping.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fantastiche!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Otterly superb!
:D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I'm fucking wasted on here....
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Jesus Christ ...
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# You utter git!
*spangs*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# haddocklols
The best kind
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# oh dear god O_O
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# wish I was wasted
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# leave quietly without making a scene, there's a good chap
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
that's some powerful punnage!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Soon you can progress to sole music?
Maybe play "Salmon chanted evening" from South Pacific...
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *groan*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Hehehe twat!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# he's here all week folks !
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Oh Chriiissst
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Farmers market!


Not shopped.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Glascocks produce what???
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Seed
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# thick milk
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Spunk.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# tubby custard
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# it is pink
Which would worry anyone else, but not the Teletubbies
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Is that made from tubby?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# yes.
yes it is.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hmmmmmmm Tubby
/Homer
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# sacrilicious
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# searingly painful emissions
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# *spluffs*

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# soylent green
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# with the AIDS in the blod
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# bad aids or good aids?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# The VAGINA IS FULL OF AIDS
infected anal aids from the black market of doompiss
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Some Tiger balm will clear that up
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# TEH VAGINA WAS FULL OFF AIDS BUT GOT FILLED UP BY TIGER BALM AND NOW ITS BURNING THE INTERNAL FLESH AWAY SO MY PENIS FITS FINALLY IN THE GOATHOLE
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Magical stuff!
I'm in awening!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Babies
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Anal poo babby?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Most likely
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Hmmmmm
I love anal poo babbys

smell like shit, never cry
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# You weren't there yesterday
WORMUPuSS!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I was fighting the good fight on /talk
have some cock today though!
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post420966
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :-) yess I've been off talk from a while....work work work
but this makes it up big time. Still we need good soldiers on Tuesday to take the cdc to the people!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# It's the right colour
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Fruit and veg (that's VEG), apparently
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Ahaha
Quartz jism!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Oh god
Are Wednesdays becoming Wanker Wednesdays?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# fuck off
I'm a wanker anyday
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# use tiger balm
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# and?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# hopefuly not gc
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Sorry mate
I think someone's done that.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# shit
*deletes all the threads*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# *shames*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Ha ha.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# It is a loop
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# hahahhaha
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# TELL THE INTERNETS!!!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I once had unprotected sex with the internets
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# did you get a virus?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Yes
I got fireballed
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# hmm
might explain why I did
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Does it hurt when you / ?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# only when I scroll down
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Good one.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Domo-kun
Photobucket
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# ym's looking good for her age.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# HAHAHA
It's actually a new surgical procedure they do not to make your breasts look bigger.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# She is a wonder to the world
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# massive heaving beasts
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# What's BOD doing killing domo kids?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# at least compo it ffs
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I don't know how :(
I assumed you put them on here, people click I like this and it ends up on the image challenge page.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# sirious?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# yus
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Click Edit and there is a drop down menu below the box where you put your image :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Thanks dude :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# No problemo :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Well done on figuring out how to photoshop though.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Well I do have a spastics folder afterall to aid my progress
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Best of all the animals ...
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# oh dear god
In other news
www.b3ta.com/talk/6146135

B3ta should have a football team.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I'm in!
Would we play at Eltham Park or down on Mottingham Lane?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I suspect if it happened we would play in central London
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I like the idea
as long as it's not sarf o' the river
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# That is where you and I differ.
I hate north of the river! ;)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I like the draft horse
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Pfft! *tenuous pearoast alert*

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Speaking of pearosts...
NO! I did not do this!



I need help, guys. WHO MADE THIS!?

I found it some time ago and have treasured it since. It has spent many months as my desktop image and I hate that I forgot to save the name of the one who made it.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Haaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
I do like your mindley-thinks!

EDIT: Oh. Well it's great anyway.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# cr3 could probably tell you
gaz him
but be careful as he may be in a bad mood today
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# b3ta search = result
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Lovely!
Thank you! I tried searching but just couldn't come up with the proper term, I suppose.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# As you had the file saved with the same name,
you can just search that :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# *Launches Intercontinental Spanging Missle*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# she got fucked by Data
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# more like Dirty Sanchez
looking at that 'tache'
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# lucky bitch
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Fully functional
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I yam pollytickal me!


deris

Oh and London Bash spam here.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Arf!
Nice hedging your bets on which form of weather/whether to use ;)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# That was actually cut and paste from the orginal.
Then again they also started a sentence with a conjunction.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# haha
to recover his 'credibility'
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Maybe I should have changed the download to 41k:P
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# that would be too clever
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Someone should make a porno called
Gash in the attic

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# mindpiss
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahhah!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# pffft
Someone do gash in the attic
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# twas front paged a few weeks ago
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# front page, when did we get a front page?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# looks up
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I saidz mindpiss, dude
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# You hadn't when I pressed reply:P
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
which promts the question "If he can afford to pay back £41,000 then why did he feel the need to claim expenses for it all?"

Anyway...

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Not a demon
It's a creature from a videogame.

CFB
(320kb)

'Ning.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# That's a bit bloody good.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# why the long face?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay........
.......whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Earthworm Jim's hit hard times
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# jim was just a dirt-eating chewy length of worm flesh
but all that came to a crashing end in a flash
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ABE'S ODYSSEY!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# That's the one.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ..
Ace. Whats it drawn with?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Biro, marker pens and coloured pencils.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# love
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Woo! Looks like one of them things from Fifth Element
mandragores or something.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# thats amazing
what is it? my first thoughts are starcraft or abe's odyssey
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# That's what I was thinking.
Whatever the blokes who run that factory are called. I'm not sure if they are mudokons too....
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# i think i need to download this again
now, if not sooner
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Glukkons are the octopus/ostrich people who run the factories,
Sligs are the squidface cyborgs who are security guards, and Mudokons are the blue/green goblins who are general dogsbodies (and who you play as).
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Abe's Odyssey.
It's a Gloken, or whatever it's called.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Glukkon. (:
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I was close!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# *bing* five points to the boy not wearing any clothes
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I'm far sexier in the nip.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# you want a nude off?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Abe?
Woo pic :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hello
hello
follow me
okay
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hee hee hee.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# *parp*
Ahaha haha!

And it was fun when you possessed the Sligs and made them do their *rekkit* *wong* noises.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Pissage of a fine vintage :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# i also liked
HEELP
WHAT
HEELP
WHAT
HEELP
WHAT
EKKET
BZONK

haha why was that game so fun, it was essentially just making noises at things
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# There were puzzle elements and twitch-action elements in it too.
I wish I could erase the games from my mind so I could solve the puzzles all over again.

Plus the graphics were amazing for their time. I still think Abe's Oddysee is the most beautiful game on the PSone.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# *parps*
Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# In the sequel
if you farted near an angry Mukokon he'd slap you.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# woohoo!
lully!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# that is utterly brilliant!
very woo!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# o hai
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Ha ha I'm totally going to do this when I get there.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# what she said ^
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# yeah, thanks
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Wait, what?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# heheheh!
:D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# The Nazareth Chainsaw Massacre!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# haha
I tried to do Texas Chainsaw Madagascar recently, but then I gave up like the big quitter I am.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# awww, never mind
There is always next years Radio 1's big weekend
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha!
Well, if at first you don't succeed... try, try, try again! Good luck making it happen!!!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# 'Follow the Chainsaw'
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# It's not meant to be taken literally
he means we should use chainsaws to cut down trees

CUT DOWN ALL THE TREES
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Well I don't think he specifically means just trees but rather all flora and faunal growth.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# shut-up big-nose
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I'm warning you!
One more time and I'm gonna hit you so 'ard ... !
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# where are you from?
Nose-City?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# hahah, taht would make some bible stories interesting:
the killing of the five thousand springs to mind...

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# turning water into rivers and rivers of blood
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# YES WE'VE ONLY GOT FUCKING TUNA SANDWICHES
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# This I would pay to watch
kittens, skateboards, chainsaws

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# ning peeps - Whassuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Lovely.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# at first glance this was incredible
but now i can see a cock tongue and i can't unsee it
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Blooming marvellous!
:D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# cock tongue :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# hahahhaha! I'm just waiting for his head to drop off...
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# haha
special cat
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# you should never show boobies to a cat
this is why
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# This is the soul of the internets.
Pr0n kitty drools.
*clicks*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha excellent
poor kitty, did the wind change?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I whip this out too often....
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Freaky!

Must the fatties do such a gay dance??
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Fat poople
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Should be hunted for sport
Chased across the green fields of England by riders on horseback.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# SEND IN THE HATEFULL DOGS OF DREAD TO THE FAT POOPLE!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
#
L

*votes*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# fat poope?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# No thanks I've just eaten.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Take some diet diarrhoea
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I was thinking more Slimfast Slops.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# all in favour?
aye
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# We know the secret places to hide
we send out reccy teams of kids on cross country to find them.

YOU WON'T CATCH US, SLIM JIM.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# *throws doughnut*
*waits*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Pfft. I don't need it.




I don't need it.






It's not custard flavour, is it?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# its not custard flavour, it CONTAINS real custard
*drools*


fuck it, I'm getting a custard pie on the way to my lecture
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# fatty
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Shut up.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# my bakers does awesome custard pies.
his apple turnovers are abysmal though

kids, know your pastries
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT CAKE AND CAKE RELATED ITEMS
I'm going out for a cigarette.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# its ok, the cake is a lie
i'll probably be gone when you're back, ta-ra
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# custard is pus from satan's infected anal boils
apple turnovers, however, are nyom.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# you're rather amusingly wrong :)
a good cinnamon apple turnover can be ace. my baker just doesn't seem to have the knack of it
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# there's an awesome bakery
outside the hotel europa in malgrat. it's a long way to go, i know, but the doughnuts are to die for.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# WHY DONT YOU ROLL ON DOWN TO THE CAKESHOP, LARDASS
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Haha, we just trace down your screams of getting stuck in small alleys
:-)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# you can hide but you can't run for long
we'll put cream pies in bear traps too
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# As if you could lift a bear trap. Or a cream pie.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# well when I say "we" I mean the "groundskeepers"
I shall be far too busy eating crustless cucumber sandwiches
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# we're great at ambushes, you know.
we'll knock you off your horses, sit on your faces and won't get off till you guess our weight.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ahhh,
queening. Yes, that's what they all need.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# indeed.
fun yet domineering
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# 55 pounds?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# nope
take a deep breath, you'll be needing it...
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# There's 14 of them in a stone, you know
and she's not a labrador.

I reckon if you chopped my legs off I'd weigh that.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# he's guessing wrong on purpose
he likes it
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Would be terrible sport. Us fatties can't run for shit.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# This is absolutely ace ace ACE.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# oooh, you are good :)
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# haha can it buttons
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Yarn!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# This is lovely
it makes me want to draw things. I'm having a horrible scribble block at the moment.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Sometimes it takes outside help.
Lately I've been approaching people at random and saying 'Give me a noun that starts with C'. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

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