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[challenge entry] lickeylickeybigfanny


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(zeebo, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# 0-0
....well......indeed......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Aww. I bet the closest you've got is drawing this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Can you get b3ta on school computers?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# news flash...
...another horny artist.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# But why
is there a grey midget in a cool jazz hat with elephant feet spinning it?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I think it's time for a rest Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# well wtf is that thing?
the weekend starts tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# a film projector that has fallen over
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# photo-realistic art at its finest!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Sorry, but...
media.villagevoice.com/2390416.28.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# i've seen the movie
and a number of others in a similar throbbing vein
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# any good?
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Mmmmm
f*ckingmachines.com

(doesn't know anything whatsoever about that site at all, promise ... ummm ... )
(freikia, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# haha!!!
you been watching too much MANGA!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# clockwise
or anti?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# There is one of these in the sex museum in prague
see www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo4d1ClYZsk&feature=related
(Figmaus, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] iPod Zepto
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# What's a zepto?
Christ, I'm thick.

Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Old bloke that had a scrapyard in Shepherd's Bush:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Sextillionth
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Zepto is a Sextillionth
or 10-21

Edit: It's on the same scale as Nano.

That's how low my hummus has gone. I'm into making fucking Apple ads using obscure measurements.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I'm nowhere near male enough for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# You could do what I do
google then go 'ho ho!' along with the others like you knew all along.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA
*prays nobody asks her what she's laughing at specifically*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I know, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
Zepto and son?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Nano nano
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# this will happen...
...just you wait!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I fully expect it.
there was a great apple pisstake on the Onion some time ago. Something to do with the new Apple Laptop, super compact, with no keyboard, just a touchwheel. pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Ho ho!
Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Yay for Tardigrades
with technology...
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Long-Operations-Meeting-Should-Really-Have-Been-Paying-Attention-Doodle


Happytank!

Got the scanner to work, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# You work in operations, you show the internet your doodles and you don't pay enough attention.
you're me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Good grief
Well that explains why I haven't been feeling myself of late...

Badumtish...

Don't really work in Ops, I manage third line IT support but close enough =]
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I'd rather work ANYWHERE but ops.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# You run a call centre don't you?
I'm sure I read that once... Don't blame you, ours is nuts and the customers are all our employees as well. Mad as fish. I don't have to talk to customers any more, I just get shouted at by the people that pay me. They don't know I'm quite deaf and half the time can't hear them...
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Not any more
I'm straight operations management for about a bazillion clients now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Is that more than 7? I can count to 7 but more is hard...
That's a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# 16.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# You haven't been feeling yourself?
If I were Captain Wow, that's ALL I would do.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Ahhhh, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Afternoon ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Sup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I have McCoys and am watching 5 second films.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# cor
that's good, my meeting scribbles are usually just triangles and stuff, or satanic logos
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# The subject matter sometimes worries me though


Bunnybot was one of yesterday's
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Yay
This wasn't worth a thread but have it anyway.

Introducing the new US Main Battle Tank:
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# newslolz
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# pfft
is this the EU coming to collect their billion Euros?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I hate the EU
cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# more than Intel?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Intel makes my pooter work
The EU seems to be trying to stop my pooter from working
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Right, so how does this work...
If Tesco (say) break the law you'd be against them being punished for it, yes, because that's where you buy your food? Is that it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# It's a tough call
but I'd say yes. Intel's crime is making nice things badly and being popular.
Also having some money which the EU wants, which is a crime in Europe.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Oh come on.
Please give your answers to the list of charges Intel has been convicted of, instead of making up your own straw-men (like "being popular").

It's been 10 years of judicial investigation, a 500-page report, a case file comprising "several hundred thousand pages", and you think the EC made it up?

/arguing on the internet, I know, but really....
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I think it's irrelevent and unfair, yes. And that the motivation is to grab money for the EU.
I think the idea that these things are crimes is made up. This is much the same as my position on people being taken to court for file-sharing. It may be true that they did the things they're accused of, but it's farcical. Like putting somebody on trial for standing in my light and casting a shadow on me, which I've arbitrarily declared to be a crime, and having a 500-page report on whether they actually did this or not.

The reason they are being attacked by the EU is that they have the money, which they got by consensual means, hence "being popular". A secondary reason is because the EU can come up with an excuse to take it, just like they did with Microsoft.

Incidentally I have two AMD PCs and have just installed Ubuntu.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# "I think the idea that these things are crimes is made up."
Yes, it is "made up" by the legislative bodies we vote into power, called governments. (As opposed to appearing on stone tablets, I suppose?)

The reason there's a law against it, is that it is bad for YOU if a company in a dominant position abuses that position. YOU don't have much power -- Intel could walk all over you if there were no laws.

But if you and me and everyone else join together as an effective market, then together we can counter-balance the power of huge corporations like Intel, and it can be beneficial for all. Do you think that's "irrelevant"? Would you rather Intel were permitted to just set a 'tax' at whatever level they deemed fit for owning an x86 CPU? Remember, you can't vote Intel out of power...
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Intel are not in power
and cannot coerce us into doing anything. They can only bribe us.
You know I'm in proper argument mode when I start using "cannot" instead of "can't"

I approve of laws that prevent coercion. I presume you admit the possibility of other laws being stupid. Are you in favour of copyright laws?

I think the distance between voting to be governed by some body (which, in the case of the EU, or indeed government in general, we were never offered an option on), and the resulting laws that body imposes, is very large. And if you and everybody else join together, you can walk all over me: such is the nature of voting. (Voting for a government, I mean. If we're voting on something where participation in the thing is optional, e.g. what sandwiches to take a picnic, you can still walk all over me, but that's fine, because I can always say "I don't like your stupid picnic anyway, I'm staying at home". This is not the case in an election.)
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I wrote "it is bad for YOU if a company in a dominant position abuses that position".
Whereas you (I think) don't think those actions are bad for you, and don't think they should (if you were to write the law) be categorised as "abuses".
If that's right, let's leave it there.
I, too, approve of laws that prevent coercion. I also approve of some other laws that prevent other things. Yes, some laws are stupid. I have no opinion I wish to express here about copyright laws. I agree that voting for a government is highly imperfect, and it's frankly amazing that it works as well as it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Well, yes
the important points being that trade is entirely based on consent, and that diverse practices create knowledge [something about Hayek and information flow goes here].

I was going to mention something about early American railroad monopolies collapsing naturally, but I can't find where I read that now, and only get pages which give the impression that competition laws were responsible.

Anyway, that was an enjoyable internet argument, argument buddy. I am a bit fatigued now and want a cup of tea.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Tea
Good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Mine's always having little accidents
he's got dementia, incontinence and cancer of the processor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# have you offered it cake?
everyone likes cake
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I tend to talk nicely to him
his name is Sam. Sam Sung the Little Laptop Who Tries Really Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# awww
he's doing little his best to process your bits :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Exactly, he's a lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Most people try hitting their screens like it will sort everything out
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Nooo! :-(
No hit ittle Sam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I don't hit computers.
I'm like the computer whisperer.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Mine never work, really.
All I have to do is be near one and it'll go and get itself some aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I actually have the opposite effect
All I've got to do is stand over and watch someone who is complaining of a computer problem, and it fixes itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# COME TO MY HOUSE PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I know that feeling all too well
Then you always get the classic "It wasn't working for ages and this is the only time it has worked"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# That's because you are good at art.
Unless JollyJack is lying to me through the medium of comics.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Eh? What's he done?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# In SA when his printer went crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I have found
that technology does actually respond quite well to violence. If all else fails, slap the bitch up!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I used to hit my amiga.
That was back in the days that hitting something made it work though. Rather than just break it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Intel "paid manufacturers to favour its products over those of rivals"
so, like a co-op, then. I think it's pretty gross that the EU can say "right, we're having 1.45 billion dollars off you because we don't like your face". Even if Intel did rise to fame by being unable to divide numbers accurately and AMD are spunkier.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Eh? Have you read the EC summary about what Intel were doing?
They were paying manufacturers to not buy from a competitor. When you are "in a dominant position on a market" that is illegal.
Such payments are "abusive according to settled case-law of the Community Courts unless the dominant company can put forward specific reasons to justify their application in the individual case".
(Quotes from the EC summary).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Laws designed to enforce competition (such as our UK competition commision) are ridiculous, and do no such thing.
It's all about the creation of knowledge. People have to be allowed to experiment with business practices, even ones which appear to be unreasonable. If they are unreasonable, and the unfairness isn't enforced (by law, I mean), then they will collapse in due course. Meanwhile, they might turn out not to be unreasonable after all. Having an agency arbitrarily declare, for instance, "you have to be two companies now instead of one, and compete with yourself, because you're too big" is stupid. The law doesn't know what's best. The law doesn't conduct the experiments to find out what's best. Sometimes one big company is in fact best - or not - and we have to find out, by allowing it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Thankfully, these experiments have already been done, many many years ago.
I mean, the problem was recognised in Roman times, at least; see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Competition_law#Roman_legislation.

There's a huge amount of history of this issue. (I'm not a historian and I haven't done more than skim it, but it seems pretty obvious to me).

If you insist that these previous experiments are inconclusive, that's your choice; I would disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# You appear to be arguing for the results of the experiments to be set in stone.
Yes, this is a cheeky reference to something you said earlier, designed to be slightly unsettling.
I note that "stopping supply ships" ought to be a crime anyway, never mind any competition laws; you can't stop somebody else's ship. You can, however, buy all their grain and make it scarce, if you want to; more fool you. In Roman times such behaviour might have been more of a problem as it would lead to nobody having any bread, rather than bread costing slightly more until the attempted monopoly collapses (due to diversity).

I might perhaps be drawn to support a law against somebody literally buying all the grain that exists in the world. Particularly if they then burn it rather than selling it. That would be 1) impossible and 2) an odd thing to do.

Generally speaking I think that laws like this are an attempt to maintain homeostasis in the face of a perceived wrong which isn't actually wrong, just alarming. I see the 1557 Statute of Anne (which kicked off copyright) in the same light.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# *click* Excellent! Exactly.
What a thoroughly grubby and disgusting tale it is, too.
EC: Summary, FAQ.
Most egregious:
   - pay-to-delay, whereby Intel paid manufacturer E, on condition that E's AMD-powered laptop model got an unexpected 4 month delay...
   - pay to not sell, whereby Intel paid manufacturer D, on condition that it not to sell its AMD-powered business desktop to large customers or or via other distributors.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# They can try those strategies if they want to.
What will happen:
1) They will stay big for ages. They won't actually be able to get rid of competitors, but Intel will stay big while competitors stay small. This is not necessarily good for Intel.
2) They will be expending substantial amounts of money to encourage manufacturers to use Intel chips. The amount they spend has to cover the difference between the worth of Intel chips and the worth of the chips of their competitors. As soon as the competitors chips become good enough, there comes a tipping point where suddenly Intel is paying masses of money which is insufficient to prop up an inferior product, and then they dramatically collapse due to their competitors being both superior and unencumbered by paying bribes. The EU is robbing us of this hilarious moment, and robbing Intel of its money which was freely and consensually given to it.

There is an argument that by being a massive company with massive cashflow, you can afford to do the research needed to genuinely be the best often enough avoid any cheeky upstart out-innovating you, which they won't be able to do due to being too small. This sounds good, but doesn't actually work, because it turns a relatively small competitor can do the necessary research despite your best efforts to bribe everybody away from them.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Those 'strategies' are illegal.
Intel employees tried them anyway, so they could take more of YOUR money.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Well, they'd argue that they weren't illegal.
See the other thread of our argument, above, for what I think about this illegality.
Also, Intel don't take my money unless I give it to them, which is ultimately my decision, even if they're almost ubiquitous (far from it, really). Meanwhile the EU wants to take my money whether I like it or not, and if I steadfastly resist I would be in severe trouble and possibly prison.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Surprise Surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# no...only ever watched one episode
so no idea what's going on here...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Hahahaha! Elvis is scared but gleeful!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Gleeful cos he's escaped
scared cos escapes are scary
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
now THIS I would watch...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] May aswell re-use this!
(thefwf, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
quality
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# oh dear....
meanwhile, I have just had two identical leaflets from the green party put through my letteryslot

what a waste of the earths resources on behalf of the greens there :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# You should run after them complaining loudly
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# No, drive after them
that would piss them off
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# unlike them, I don't have a car
but maybe I should do my bit for the environment, by finding a v12 that runs off solid lead, carbon and the hopes and dreams of orphans.

that'd be the best car ever!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# a pissed bloke knocked on our door yesterday trying to sell The Daily Mail
he stank of booze
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# if only he had some fake chinese shoes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] You should post in an existing thread.
Like this :)
(for getting us through the recession)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha, oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Heh.
*decides whether or not to be offended*
*spots a sparkly kitten on the horizon*
*totters after that instead*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Oooh Pony Play!
(finds Pony Play v weird tbh)
(freikia, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# *sigh*
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
*assaults - sexily*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# buy cheap items from China
welcome to our website: www.cheap-nike-sneaker.com
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(aver186, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# "Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# So have I
I'm going to wear them to the bash
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# do you have them with the laces undone?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Is you're entire selection two?
As I only have two feet. Anymore would just be plain wasteful.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I'm sorry, but I buy all my chinese goods from another website
they don't sell any fakes, maybe they are doing it wrong :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I can't see your Air Jordans. Is there something I need to do?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# open your miiiiiind
b3ta.com/board/9439654
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# HAHAHA
classy: www.cheap-nike-sneaker.com/products/Jordan_24-023.html
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# haha
that'll go well with the obama doll
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha! That's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# it's almost impossible to be a bigger cunt than ronaldo
"almost"
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I fucking love this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# payment by
western union or moneygram? Are you fucking mental? No wait, do you think I'm fucking mental?

I may as well just put a bucket of money outside my gate and hope somebody leaves ( fake ) goods in its place.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# all us foreigners stupid! haha! we give them all our money!
now if you don't mind, I have to hack 1gb flash cards to say 32gb..

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# YAY! I missed you! *Hugs*
now fuck off again.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# favourite subject at the mo...


And watch the Oliver! expenses video
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# aw - give her a leg-up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# we'd also like the profit you made from the sale of the homes we bought you
if you wouldn't mind, thanks.

Also - get a real job!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Why only the profit?
Don't we want the full amount that we gave them for the homes when they sell them?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I think they're only allowed to claim interest on a mortgage
but - as I understand it - our little friend there made around 45K profit on selling houses that we were covering the interest only mortgage on... hence she profited personally from our money
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# and what about the married mps who had a second home each!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# and what about that one - don't remember his name - who was claiming back the mortgage on
a house he was renting to another MP who was also claiming the rent...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# RENT-BOYS YOU SAY?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# back in your box you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *phones the Daily Mail*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha, fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# g'day Sir
like your recent cartoons :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# thank you :)
just been doodling in the short free time I have of late :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# haha!
noice!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# to reiterate the moral: "It's only a crime if you get caught"
was funny on the radio, some chap scored 20k a year for mortgage interest

and I thought "oh dear"

then it was anotherone who scored 16k for a *non-existent* mortgage

us common folk would go to jail for that

it's quite the shitstorm innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# What do you mean "Oh it's you"?


CFB, matermaters.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Why is it always tagged on your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Because I honestly am that arrogant that I think someone might want to nick them
and that it's worth advertising myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# actually
your tags are quite easy to remove, err, um, err, I mean Why is it always raining etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# *Points*
Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *hates the internet*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Indeed, there was was
whi is it always "oh, it's you" in your images
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Oh arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I have no idea what this means
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# burn it down if you can still hear them
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Why is it always you doing your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# why is it always atmospherics in your pictures?
*hits laptop*

very dark, very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# work is important
sobbing is for the weak!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Awesome, V; very dark & WOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# really lovely!
top work sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Why is it always Slough in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# (not in any way) Topical!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# 31st August 1997
... almost 12 years ago.

am I missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I only just found out
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# only just found out what happened
or only just found out what the uplaod coedz are?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Yes.
I was going to do "Crash Testing for Dummies" but I found it on google already.

Also "Ventriloquism for Dummies".

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# who said what?
Wait! Who am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# wait?
what? Hold on - what's going on here - which one of us is the dummy, and if it isn't me, who's hand is this inside my ass?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Well it's not mine.
Look, here's my hand here.

and..... *rummages*

....here's my other hand. see?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# YES
MORRISSEY DID IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# PRINCE MORRISEY THE TURK?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# KING MORRISSEY THE SMITH
www.dianamystery.com/

I will never tire of pimping this. NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I'm convinced
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# my eyes have been opened.
*is no longer a sheep*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# oh.
*zips up*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# ^This is the truth ^
Right there^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# *gives Morrissey an award*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Some girls
are skidderer than others
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# wasn't that the date of the end of the world in T2?
Incidentally I just seen a van for SkyNet couriers...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# it begins!
*unplugs computer - sits in corner and cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Phew found it!
According to wikipedia, August 29th, 1997 at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# No dude, bad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# :) but also eh?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# hahahahahah!
to hull!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Once there was this boy who..................
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMMM
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# pffft....
the one on the right needs a croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Well he'd already quaffed the glass of wine...
allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] You are here
(rogue pieman, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# TIIIIIIIITES!
EDIT: I saw this when out shopping earlier. It did look very odd.



I don't think I've ever seen bricks that that would blend in with.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I've never seen gold used in cement before either
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha
They should paint it like a big eye
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# It should be a "For Sale" sign
that would blend in
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# that is just fucking stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Thinking about it. For a couple of hundred metres away you wouldn't see it.
This would be good if you were in an exstate that had loads of them as it'd improve the view no end
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# why don't they make them transparent?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# or radioactive
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Silly Barbie!
How would the TV signal find them then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Traffic conditions
Mostly harmless
(Cloudane, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Pee pees! I'll just repost this from the Wii challenge
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# they're pretneding to be
dam busters

:)

listen:

"nyaaaaaaaaaaaaawm - I'm a dam buster!....!!"

see!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# *does goggly thing with hands*
*does the music*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# yay
*joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I'll wait until the iPhone app version gets released
and until I actually get an iPhone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# He's the right foot! (and lunch)
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# That's so wrong!
That poor cleaver has just been stabbed with a rabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# and straight into a pie
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# rabbit's head pie?
mmmm - crunchy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# and Chuffy Bunny meets a Fearful end
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# oh noe! :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# That bunny used to hurt baby P
(waxdart hello., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# that bunny is from Ar? It would hurt chrilden who cannot frigth back!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Good. Fucking bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Bunnies. Good fucking
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# So Mick Hucknall says
When he's "Holding back the ears" and saying how the "bunny's too tight to mention"
(Cloudane, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# yeah
cunt them in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Poor bunneh
Reminds me of when you complete Doom and see the fluffy bunny... then the scene scrolls....
(Cloudane, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# don't be fooled
if a fluffy bunny could it would kill you and everyone you love!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Today I have mostly been reinventing the T shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# *teabags*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# *chocolate t-shirts*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# *rusty trombones*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# roman showers
(waxdart hello., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# roman candles
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# golden showers
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# with the Golden Girls
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# and Golden Grahams
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# while watching Golden Balls
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# On the golden gate bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# get potatochopping
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Sophia Petrillo - mmmmm
(waxdart hello., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# only the ones still alive i hope
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# spoilsport
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# T-Bag the Witch!
That must be the good looking one.

(Not that anyone ever remembers t-bag the witch. Maybe the BBC have been planting those false memories again)
(Cloudane, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I do
It was ITV if I recall correctly. Her able assistant (T-Shirt) always turned to the good side in every series, but mysteriously she took him back in time for the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# 'Hello. This is my cheek. Do you like this cheek? I will regret pulling this pose later'
I could do with a spout to keep things like pens in.


edit: I spy a hello kitty tattoo. she must die.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# you dropped this "i"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Took me longer than it should have done.
I already have a penis spout, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# semi
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# running update?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# 3/4
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# wasn't just me then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# certainly not.
we both think about penises when someone mentions kettles. It's entirely normal.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I expect you've both got ebay seller accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# yeh but we only buy and sell penis kettles
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Well I suppose technically they are kettles
Hot liquid comes out of them:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# You should go to the doctor.
It should be roughly body temperature. If you're pissing/coming fluids that are 100 degrees celsius, I would suggest that it's not a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Did is say hot or 100 degs?
No I didn't.

*blows raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# ok...
but body temperature is "warm" at best. I'd say hot water is 50-100. Either way, if hot fluids are coming out, that's either completely hardcore, or quite dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# YEs but you're still sidestepping the fact that you like piss in your tea!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# depends, really
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# kettles should now come with pics of naked men on them
just to save a little time when it's time to sell them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# There's a good marketing ploy
Kettleman kettles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# For some reason I became very worried when I read
I could do with a spout to keep things like penis in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# PENS, YOU FILTHY BASTARDS, PENS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# We all know you're post op:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hehehe, she was killed because of her hello kitty tattoo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Damn fucking right.
'Oh I love things for five year olds, I'm sure this will make me attractive to men, they like five year old girls, right?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# only in japan :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Oh, it gets to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# calm Captain
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# they aren't worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# what does that mean D:?
Or are you doing smiles the wrong way round, as that annoys me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# It's sort of a 'gah' face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# ok, as long as it isn't a smiley done the wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# BURN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Would this be the wrong time to mention
I design Hello Kitty Merchandise? : )
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# You have no shame!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# It was this or advertising fags to kids
I stand by my choice
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# She should have it replaced with Hamtaro
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Mmmm, ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# No, thas's the sheet of perspex I put there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# what about boys with robot tattoos on them?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Completely different.
Robots are awesome, hello kitty is pish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Bite my shiny metal arse
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# They rock.
Obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# If it's a tattoo of Johnny 5 then that would be interminably ace
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# People these days would think you are copying Wall-e
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# GARLIC CATARACTS?
/accidental ac

Johnny 5. Original and best. Wall-E's mother was a motherfucking snowblower.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Hooray for tea!
Can I pimp my blog here? It's about tea.

/whore
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# yes
I would like to see the 404 error.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Well that's tough
Because I fixed the link now.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 14 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# That's nice for you:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# That's trouble brewing
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# leave it out
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# But while there's doughnuts, and fisting, and gloves and Charles Daaaaaaaance
Let's face the moo cows and pants
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Karaoke with you must be AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# :D as long as I'm sober and can rhyme on my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I've done West Country raps to All Saints at karaoke.
AND I'D DO IT AGAIN, YOU COCKWITS.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# KARAEOKE MEET
if you sing the right words to the song, we get to throw bits of glass and hammers at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# What's a sing song without lacerated tendons and internal bleeding?
Fuck all, that's what.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Your brain = excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I'll take mine with extra milk
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# She is very happy with herself
Needs more croissant. I dread to think what would pour out of her.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Tea
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# LADY TEA
FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I need more croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I miss croissants
Gluten-free ones are abortions. Rice-based abortions. On an umbilical cord of starchy despair.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Oh, are you gluten free?
You poor little poppetkins. I'm going to be baking with that weird rice flour stuff soon, I'll let you know how I get on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I'm cooking this afternoon.
I'm going to make a red thai curry (proper one not out of the jar) with monkfish, coley and king prawns:)
Scrummyumcious!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I have friends who are teapots.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Your on my B3ta burn list :)
I have teapots who are friends:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Hurrah!
I got TGA again. Another dose of my shit taste for him.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I've got Dixon and Eddache and some others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I got Mr O'Bedlam
*rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# :D I've told you Nibes
leave him alone, I don't like it when he cries.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I got GTA
Well I did mine properly and have only changed three. As a result you have popcorn.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] have this pea for teh compo...

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# reposting cunt.

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# compo pea-ro thread-blow? no-no! poco nouveau => deathblow
http://b3ta.com/features/faq/#challengerepost, and http://b3ta.com/features/faq/#repost. Helpful checklist.
But I love your stuff, Pointless Camel! *watches Horseh Jump again*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# have this ennui for your pea for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# feels good
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# i would totaly buy that!
....
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# that
wouldn't be a bad idea to be fair
(Lord Chode, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Casting for Star-Trek 2 finalised


Simon Pegg accused of favouritism....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Nick Frost with long hair.
Oh my. Phwoooooooooooar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I cannot work out is you lesbian or gay or straight
So as far as I can work out, anything will do, Pulse optional.

WEll done!
(waxdart hello., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Yeah, because everyone picks a gender.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Most people tend to.
It's easier to dictate to a minority that way.
(waxdart hello., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# oh....
I need to find a drumkitnow :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I bet he will be in the next one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# ...but they didn't used to look like that....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# was that ever explained? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# They sort of explained it in Enterprise
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klingon#Explanation_and_theories
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# aaah thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I can't remember
All I can remember is Worf "didn't want to talk about it"...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# yea I've seen that trible one when they go back to kirks era :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Yes but I had to look it up and now I feel tainted...
From the wiki

A canonical explanation for the change was given in a two-part storyline on Star Trek: Enterprise. The two episodes, "Affliction" and "Divergence", aired in February 2005. An earlier story arc featured the Augments, genetically-engineered humans left over from the Eugenics Wars of the late 20th century, and who were defeated by Captain Jonathan Archer and the USS Enterprise in Klingon space. The Klingon High Council fears that Starfleet was developing armies of Augments; after gaining access to genetic material from the Augments, the Klingons perform experiments to increase their own intellect and strength. The experiments turn disastrous when a strain of flu one of the test subjects suffered from is mutated and becomes a deadly plague that spreads across the Empire, causing physical changes resulting in the afflicted bearing a TOS-era appearance. Dr. Phlox of the Enterprise formulates a cure for the virus, but the physical alterations remain in the populace and are inherited by offspring. Phlox indicated that "someday" the physical alterations could be reversed
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# "Enterprise" really was a load of tripe, wasn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# It was actually ok
...if you ignored the Temporal Cold War nonsense. Which made up most of the plotline.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Hahaha
quite!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I liked it
but mainly because that vulcan lass kept showing off her ass crack and erect nips every other show...

*self shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# never watched Enterprise..ta :)

still can't beat the originals :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Best expalnation was Worf in Deep Space Nine:
"We don't talk about it."
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in Gold lamee
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Lelu Dallas multispang!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Lovely top left tag, dear
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Arf!!


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# mmm pistachio lassi droooooool....
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# arf nicely! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Dot Rotten
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha that is really quite worrying.
Just got back. Wrm why is the Moosletter going out today?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Rob is having a break down and he thinks today is Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# No today is Frogday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# they've amalgamated Thursday and Friday
to save electricity and provide a more efficient service going forward
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Ahhhh Ted, I've been meaning to talk to you about the drainage in the lower field.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I wouldn't know about that kind of ting Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Tomato...I...aubergine...like...potato...this...turnip...click
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Bin there, dun that... :P


'noon ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Keith Flint and Sarah, Gordon Brown's wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Shoot!!
I remember that now Barbie! Sorry sir ;)
Edit: Plus your is far better than mine you rotter!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# oh don't be daft!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Yours is ace sir
Top shop *Pats on back and squeezes left buttock* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# he really is a country life
top shop
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Lordy!
That works surprisingly well... nice one Mr Ninj

*salutes smartly*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Thanks Yam!
I trust tum is all nice and snuggly? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Yup. Yamtum is thriving, thanks.
Must be all the rib 'n' saucy niknaks I've been feeding it :)

You okay?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Fine ta lully!
Ooh Nik Naks, they're smashing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# *buys butter and car insurance*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Crikey
Dot + Johnny = PANTS EXPLOSION.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Thanks Toastie!
Edit: Your Hovver Boot thingys were smashing sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# he's been busy stoppin' varmints
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Naked tied up egg moneysex.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# now on Men & Motors Asia
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# If I ran telly, we'd all never be bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Please tell me there would be a 24 hour channel for each Star Trek series
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Yep
but I'd never watch the DS9 and Enterprise channels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# You wouldn't need to with that much on anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# but with hats!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# You have moneysex without them?
weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# that's because i still got hair
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I've got hair and I wear a huge hat for moneysex.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# and you're calling me weird?
weirdo :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# they look like there about to doooooooooo-ooooooooooooooo IT!!
woof!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# he looks like a bad egg
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Is it 'hide the bag' time already?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Mongo!
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# is there a telegram for him?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# now take him home and rape him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# You have such a way with words.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I know I do :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
These would make a fantastic book! *click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# any publishers out there...please contact me :)

I'm skint
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# newsletter
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue378/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Got salmon?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Laaaaahverly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I think you will find it's 'sorted'
'laaaahverly' was for veras. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# wham
best day of the week
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
#
day band of the week ever
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# lol
hell yeah, I am now day dreaming about sailing in linen shirts crooning with an 80s gloss
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I have a shuttlecock down my pants
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# settles down for a read with a nice cuppa :)
*proof tea is king :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Your tea is broken and you have not mastered tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# You need to take your tea out of the tinfoil before brewage
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# still waiting for stupid kettle to boil ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# 8 out of 10
Scotsmen prefer Skag-tea
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# ah, tinfoil crown for the royals
when they work out it's the rest of us who are actually reptilian
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Is that a lamp on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# silly its the number forty five :)
*gas hob
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Ah yes, i see it now.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# but...checks...it's not friday!
and this should be in a future newsletter as it's a wonderful little story
www.b3ta.com/links/314504
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# yeah - what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I don't approve of any of this


Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The problem with hydrogen-powered cars.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahaha yes

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# BANG
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# OH THE HUMANITY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# It's alright, it's only Japaneses
and two of them count towards one, so you can halve the death toll.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Lasist!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Oh HARDLY.
I can't help them all being so small, can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Someone should.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Tell that to a Sumo wrestler
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# They don't count, they are abominations.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *waddles away crying*
*attempts to hide under desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# come on
I bet the size of your waist is the same as one of my thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Nuh-uh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Uh-huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Don't make me take away that awesome highfive, man. I'll do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# :D
As if I'd deprive the world of really cool ^5s!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# THANK FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I leave now, Wwowowowowowowwowow.
Tata.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# BYE SAMBLES BE SAFE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# How dare you!
My mum was a Sumo Wrestler...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I know they said they were wrestling, Babs
but I think you're old enough now to see the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# *waddles away in big underpants in a strop*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# *ping*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Now I feel sad
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Can you suck your lads in at will?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# can he WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Like they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *QI KLAXON*
they fold them away into a cavity, they don't actually suck them in...it's a myth from "You Only Live Twice"

it is possible to suck them in, but it involves putting your feet in cold water, also known as the cremaster reflex

sorry, I'm such a pedant today
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Like I need to know, mine are always tucked up all snuggly wuggly.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I learned how to do it while away on army camp with the cadets
and the probability of getting kicked in the bollocks rose sharply
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I wish I could take all my gubbins out
*pain*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Oh, we're talking gonads then
not little boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# yep
the proverbial two veg
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# No
Unless you are talking about small objects that get caught in my gravity well
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I'm going to give you a big cuddle on the 30th
that'll teach you to be self depricating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I'll look forward to the cuddle
but I was using science:
"a gravity well is the gravitational potential field around a massive body"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Yeah, I know why you said it
and I'm going to punish you by forcing you to have a cuddle of someone you don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I don't know you, does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# YES
do keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I'm trying
This new project I'm working on is rather perplexing though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Priorities, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Ok, I've binned the project
B3ta for the rest of the day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Yeah only but no not really, okay?
I'm glad you've learnt something here today.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# that's not the problem
everyone know hydrogen is a made up substance, like gold, frankincense and myrrh
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# And Eggnog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# you get eggnog from milking chickens
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Pray tell, how doth one milk a chicklen?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# gently
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Hug chickens and they poo out eggybreakfasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Breast fillet Monday
Other breast Tuesday
One leg Wednesday
Other leg Thursday
Wings and the meat from underneath Friday
Boil up the carcass to make a big chicken stew and eat that at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# My sister keeps chickens
they look tasty even when they're walking around
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# :'''(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I think they've got a sexy walk
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Pfft!
First lol of the day. Thank fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Wow, you're a genius
If only the motor car industry had thought of this, they never would have built them!

Forget doing years of feasability studies and cost/benefit analyses, your cartoon clinches it.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# *handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# It's just like that stupid Humvee/Prius comparison
It annoys me when people are desperate to drag us backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I've got a vauxhall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I've just got a normal hall
but my living room is quite plush
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# um, the motor industry make what they can sell
they're not really into hard ethics
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# They've currently made a lot that they can't sell too.
LOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# never said they were.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# you said "If only the motor car industry had thought of this, they never would have built them!"
the reality is: if punters thought of this, the motor industry would never have built them
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# but plenty of people have thought of this, both in the motor industry and outside.
and the idea is complete nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# i think the point of the cartoon is that changing energy from one state to another requires more energy
and that the folk buying the cars are ignoring the increased energy demand because it's going on elsewhere. hydrogen cars solve urban pollution problems, but that's about it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# My point is merely
that the energy to make the hydrogen has to come from somewhere.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# it costs energy to extract fossil fuels too.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# yes, but if you then burn the fossil fuels to make hydrogen it takes even more energy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Ha ha, that's funny
but why does he need five BMWs?
(8E74 Contains highly ironic acid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

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