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# Put a donk on it!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# HATS!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# This is possibly more exciting than just about any modern music video
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Aren't most modern music videos
just ladies with large breasts in bikinis doing a workout?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# So, how exactly do they make workout videos these days?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Are you a soap star?
Have you recently got your kit off in Nuts and/or lost a lot of weight?

If the answer to these questions is YES you can have a workout video
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I am all of those people

Now all please get down and give me 50
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Kinky Sod!!

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# You love it
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# What goes before Part B? Partaaaaaay!

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Are those two in the middle playing rudies?

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Dirty monkeys!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# A suspension bridge is no place for a party
and is that man having sex with a cat?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# It's a monkey
with a cat
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# marvellous.




(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Donk donk donk donk!
I only seem to get annoyed during the week and usually at the same thing

*scowls at them*
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# what what
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *puts a donk on it*
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# He has a 'T' right in the balls!!



(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Just the way he likes it
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# This makes me so happy
:D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Ken Codd

:(
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# haha that fisherman looks like my Depot Manager
I hope Ken Cod knocks him into the sea.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# And scarily like Blakey!!!


(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# That't not very nice of you!
Anyone know how to export a Fireworks PNG to AVI or other video? I have a huge animation that looks rubbish as optimised gif...
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# After Effects?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# He's touching that fish in an inappropriate way.
Call the fish police!

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# He has his thumb in an awkward plaice.

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Nice.
/Another idea I had...
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Just go through the Alphabet
Bodd, Codd, Godd, Waiting for Doddot, etc...
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Yep, that's what i did.

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# you missed out Eodd
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# cape dodd?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Doddington Peas.
No...wait...
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# That too!!


(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# For when it's difficult to tell....

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# haha
all pitbulls owners are gay. They just won't admit it
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# All Boxer dogs are cross dressers, but that doesn't make them gay...
:D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# they are just very expressive
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# o haaai

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
This is gucking frand!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# FEARS
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# That's pretty gay - don't send it to Moscow!!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# In russia gayness is invented by Satan
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# haha
quite gay
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# It's taking a reading off the owner
the dog was forced into those clothes.

I hate people who dress up their dogs arrgggh grrrr...
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# But surely that's what dogs are for?
Why would you want one if you couldn't make it wear a little hat or a tartan cardigan?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Arrrggghhh grrrrr....
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I hate people who impersonate
their dogs. ;-)
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Grrrrr... bark bark, lick, grrrr...
haha
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# See how happy he looks?

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# estatic haha
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# That's
Edna Birch
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Even girl dogs in a little black dress?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Lesbo dog
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I think not....
Lack of dungarees????
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# a glam lesbo, then
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# A gay man then.

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Ive never seen a gay man dressed like that!
which clubs do you go to then?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Gay clubs? None.


(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Just for you...
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hahahaha FFS!
That just made me cough bacon sandwich up my nose.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Jimmy Nail?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Hes lying.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# thats more than scary
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Holy goose!
That's rather alarming!
:D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Thanks Barbarossa
haha
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# *fears*
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Standouting!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# "what a gay day"
: D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Ken Dodd's Gay Dog Day
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Album out now
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I hope that eyeshadow hasn't been tested on aninamls!!!
Woo.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Arf
This reminds me of something I made an extraordinarily long time ago as part of one of those graphical worms.

Edit: just realised this was over 100k, sorry folks
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# His hair is made out of a polished hazelnut shell
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# *chortles*
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I need one of those

Do you do deliveries?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Yes, of course.
I'll meet you round the back in ten minutes. Bring cash.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Also Checks
Bats.

Gay Goth Mice Bastards !
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Hahahahhahahaha!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# This dog cannot be gay.
Its eye shadow clashes with its tutu.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# brilliant
cheered my day that :)
clicks
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# "Eee, I know, he's been off his food for a while...."
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahahhahahah
how very Mrs Brady
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# HeeHeeHee.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
good old Chinnery
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Every street should have a Mrs. Brady
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# That woman has the strength of The Hulk
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ken dodd's dad's dog's dead?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# decidedly deceased.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Is the dog called 'Cigarette'?
She's taking it out for a drag!!!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
#
badoomtish
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# One day,
someone is going to cut you.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Is he going to the bash?
I'll do it man, I'm going tooled-up
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# haha
a full range of kitchen utensils I hope
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Hunting Spatulas and Bowie Ladles are my speciality
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# don't foget your Bren-Whisk
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Are you going to the bash?
I don't know anyone but thought I'd call round and have a gander
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I might, but probably won't
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# chicken
bukbukbuk
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# O_O
RIGHT MOTHER FUCKER!

YOU'LL KNOW ME - I'LL BE THE ONE DRESSED LIKE RAMBO BUT MUCH TALLER!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# With sprouty pants!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# yes
my secret weapon
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *SPANG!*
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I have pants that are made of sprouts
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I ate too many sprouts yesterday
today my pants smell like they are made of sprouts




I shared too much didn't I
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I feel sick.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# pfft
some hitman you are
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I'll vomit on my victim
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# just eat lots of sprouts
you can just sit next to your victim
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Dude, we rock at sproutspance
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# we should try and capitalise on this somehow
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I believe a European tour is in order here
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
tonic:D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahha!
:D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Shoot me but first ...
WTF - has Redmond caught irony?

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I don't understand you, Tim.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Come again?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Hello Tim
what are you doing?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# i'm afraid i can't let you do that, tim
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# *spits*
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I'll shoot your butt first
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Is this one of those things where you stare at it for ages and then all of a sudden a big scary "ghost" jumps out at you?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# no
this is one of those where someone sees something unexpected in a computer program, takes a screenshot and tells the internet
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Oh
Well, it's lovely (!)
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I cannot let you do that Tim

I don't know what's funny about that screenshot you posted.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# IRQ equals RIS Exception - System Halted
Is it the fact that Windows 7 is flagged version 6.1 build 7100?

Don't get it.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_7

current preview version is 6.1.7100
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Still failing over here
I believe 6.1 refers to the kernel version (Vista was 6.0, XP 5.1, 2000 5.0 etc)
Do people slate (say) Ubuntu 9.04 for having Linux kernel 2.6.28-11?

Or is it that it has an expiry date (it's a RC FFS)?

Actually, I don't care any more. It's probably not chuckle-some enough to be bothering with.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# mornington crescent


(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I can't let you do that Tim
"Open the pod bay doors!"
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhh
Is it because it's called "ULTIMATE"... but it has an expiry date?

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# LoLz
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# ha ha
I get it.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# HahahaHAHAHAHA HA! HA! HA!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary....Come again?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# You're on thin fuckin ice, my pedigree chums
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I'm RIS to this.
But I LOVE Windows.
I would quite literally Shit Kittens for the chance to beta test an official release of Windows 7.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I am an IT Techy geek
with a degree in computing and I do not get the joke???
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Rising like fuckery here....
Kinda tempted by W7 for the media centre but thats it.

Everything else OSX
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Dodd Carrier.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I'm really liking Dodd Day
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Nosferatu?
;)
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Doddferatu?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Whoferatu?......YOUferatu?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# YESferatu
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# when lolchairs was a wagon, we kept the pictures in a few threads.
in case people wanted to post something non wagony.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I remember that too - you could get chips & cod roe, a bottle of cider and still get change from thruppence.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# HeeHeeHee (again)
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# These are shopped,
and not just toaps.

Therefore, people are more than entitled to post them in new threads if they so choose.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# so were limes, and fifty foot womans and henries etc.
doesn't stop a bandwagon being tedious. A fun bandwagon needn't irritate anyone.

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Haha!


(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Eeee!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Arf!
Yay for Dodd day :D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# hahahaha
all it needs now is the Donald Sutherland image with a Dodd head doing that pointy screaming thing that gave me the shivers!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# o_O
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Run Doddy, run!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahahhahaha! now THAT would be a scary movie :D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# heh heh heh
:)
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Sweet! What's my tattoo say? Dude! What's my tattoo say? *ad infinitum*
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Shit toap.


(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# :P
Don't get all ragtime charlie on me mister!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Well, you don't like compliments.


(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I do.
I am just so used to you slagging my shopping off that a compliment caught me off guard. It is after all only the second time you have complimented it :)
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# It's only the second decent shopped pic you've done!!
EVER!!!!
lol
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# That looks like one of those "ghost" photos
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Sean William Scott
I'm sure there's an actor inside him desperately trying to get out
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I quite like him to be honest with you.
His films are all just easy to veg out too. My favourite is most definitely Evolution :D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Don't get me wrong, I enjoy his films too
just not his American Pie style characters that he seems to fall back on just as he starts making some headway into better films
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I'm not a massive American Pie fan either but hey.
Someone needs to do it :)
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Go on then......
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# *throws rotten owl*
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# SHIT!
Unexploded OWL!

*runs*
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# DUCK!
oops no it's an OWL my mistake.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *hearth-hearted applause*
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I think he should pass the mantlepiece to barryheadwound
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Is the first image here a reference to something? Why is it always that couple?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Just some couple I found on google.
Which is now the source.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Where's the link to the page with all of these, please? :)
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# There's more??
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hang on a mo
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Individually these are cringeworthy
yet somehow together they are hilarious :D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# oh that's terrible LOL
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Mmm
a reclining chair and a foot rub. She's the luckiest woman in the world!

With these puns you are really spoiling us!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# She hasn't got a mouth!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# You don't need words when you have a big pointy stick!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Stan, Stan, Stan, Stan what are we going to do with you?
haha
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello, long time no post. What have I missed?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Ken Dodd, primarily
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# don't tell me, let me guess...
a bunch of high-quality images based around half-arsed puns involving the name Ken Dodd?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# As if we would do anything so inane! How very dare you hahahahaha ;)
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I think you mean
"a bunch of half-arsed images based around high-quality puns involving the name Ken Dodd?"
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Surely there can be some middle ground...

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# half arsed images around half arsed puns
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Where are we at in the Star Trek Family Guy series?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I had a break for a couple of days
will probably resume them tomorrow, as at a meeting this evening :)
/last one was this:
www.b3ta.com/board/9445730
Meg will be next
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# your words
not mine...
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Half arsed...hmm
Puns=Half an arse
Images=Half an arse

= A whole backside*

*b3ta

Hurrah
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# fuck all that
buy my horse toast chin flaps now!











I am barry scott
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# more like
*a bunch of arse based around arse involving the name arse*
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# ARSE!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Seems Doddy will be sticking around for a while
- this is a good thing
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Funny bird. Sadly now extinct :(
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Quality, ma'am.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Thank you that's quite a compliment from you Dixon.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Lovely reflectioneering...
:D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: KEN DODD
Dictator Challenge this week, just photoshop Ken Dodd's head onto something.

/internet sage
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Arf!
Has he died or something, or are we just on random wandbagon time?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Randbaggoning!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# arf
:)
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Mustapha bin Dunn...
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Haha! :D
I haven't done for for aaages!.........
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# why is it always raining?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# A Vagabond has hijacked my account...
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I have always wondered about current weather reports for your local area. Surely looking outside is just as easy?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Reminds me of a classic "Perl Journal" cover from around 10 years ago

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# This is science!
Board is racing along now...
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Yup tru dat!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Haha that's very nicely done.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# The guy who made it posted his stuff on Video Copilot's Forums
and his films are amazing yet so poorly viewed on YouTube - I suggested he pop over here as we'd all appreciate his sense of humour and maybe corrupt his mind haha ;)
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# mwahahahahahahaaaa...
I'm sure he'd be a fine addition to the b3ta fold.

Maybe see if you can get him some newsletter profile to entice him to the good side.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I actually do find myself looking at the weather app
to find out if its raining, instead of sitting up out of bed to look out the window that's a couple of feet higher than the bed.

sad, I know.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I dreamt this last night... help me
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love Inside the actors studio!

The Ricky Gervais one was actually very enjoyable.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# the film was released before the book, but they were written concurrently
/as if you care blog
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I suppose that makes sense...
:D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# dday - the stuff you didn't see
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Ooooh!
Super nicely!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I never realised At-Ats were that big!!!!
Woo yay 'click'
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Ello Stan!
Hope you don't mind use of weather girl sauce up ^ there
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Amazing!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
Tip-top work.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Hopefully not been bindun....
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Haha!
Nice shoppery too.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Are you taking the piss?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Is it just toap then?
Over a slightly faded Ken?

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Nah,
not at all. I just never know with you :)
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Well if you can't see a compliment,
I may as well not bother.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Don't then ;)
Thank you :)
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# :D
I believe in more Dodds than gods!

mini TJ: I watched http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patton_(film) on DVD yesterday. It still had the original cinema Intermission period as part of the film! 15 minutes of blank screen and music!

Fuckin ace film
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# There is no Dodd....
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Ker-lick* :D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Why thank you :)
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# DONE TO DEATH!
Just like his material!

*tickles*

:D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Ning Meaty!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Bindum to death yet?


I is a paint master ...


**** spoiler ****
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8054699.stm
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Aceness :D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# ooh
clever
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# im RISing
help me to understand please!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Bear Grylls,
what is on the TV, has been named as Chief Scout this morning.

Poor Peter Duncan :(
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# very good

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# That leader of the Tamil Tigers got offed today
But can't help feeling Burt Reynolds will be a bit down about it.



Also: Funky camo!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# hehehe
I loved his camo
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Guillermo?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# He was there in Brighton, fighting the Rockers.....
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Moddy
haha
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# KNEEL BEFORE DODD!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Bwahahahahah!
:) *click*
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wonderful.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hahahaha
aces!

she was hot!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hell yes!
:D
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# still think so?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# when not working for the General
she was in the human league!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# *Instaclick*
But there is one man that will not kneel before you!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Stephen Hawking?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Yeah
He's too busy playing poker with Data, Einstein and Newton
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Arf!! Here's a diddy Doddy
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Hhahahahahahhahahahah! *clicks*
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# oh yes
ning Barbs
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# ning freebles.
I shouldn't be here...
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Should any of us?
Ban this sick filth
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# that seems quite fitting somehow

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Apparently he can go back in time
and find out if his dad's dog's died.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Doddy Day, is it?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
he does look like him/it
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Always! Have a Dodd Cotton :D


(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# No unshopped - - oh shit
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA AH H AH AHH AH

HA HH AHA HAHHHAAAAAHH H AH A

lol !

EdIt: I forgot I made this one. It's 95% toap.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# oh fuck
remember her laugh?!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Indeed....
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# will. not. click.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# hehe.


(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# that really is great
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# That's brilliant
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Good Grief
Thats put me off me sarnies!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahahahhahah! christ almighty, that's perfect!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# He was ANOTHER fucking tax evader, wasn't he?
I remember the joke at the time:-

"Have you heard about Ken Dodd's new DIDDY-MEN?"....

They're called "Diddy PAY & Diddy FUCK"

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Yeah, fuck you too...
*BOOM*
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

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