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[challenge entry] I'm the Shatman
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it so can you.
Everybody's sayin' that the Shatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.
Yo I'm the Shatman.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
#
c h
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# wtf happened to his face?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# He
Had a Shat!
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Needs a slightly more pixellated Shatner source...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# MULTIPASS!!!!
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# O.O
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# One for the Fringe appreciaters
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Haha
Fringe only raises this question. Why are there big letters with shadows everywhere they go?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Is that an arial shot of Bath?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# ooooof!
darn, you edited it - I thought it was an amusing pun based on the font 'arial'...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Ah.
Erm ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Unfortunately
it's a helvetica shot of Bath.

LORDY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Not Bath
don't recognise that square
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# perfect and vsfw
lovin'your bumpman lately too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# *SPOILER* In this comic, something happens.
something happens.
CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Tops :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# oooofff
Harsh :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahah :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Haaaaahahahaha I'm going to try this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# how do!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Patrick Stewart's mind in the body of Susan Boyle
Asks more questions than Frankenstein created Woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# oddness
Susan denberg (Frankenstein created Woman) was in Star Trek TOS.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Tommy Cooper?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahah
fuck

a loboyltomy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] THE CAT IN THE HAT IN THE SHAT
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Never have understood the love of Shatner.

But then I've always been the Picard type *shrug*
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# An amazing aliteration alert
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Clicketh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Me too!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# HAH!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# That's a Woo from me and one from my dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# spong dog
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
# haha that's a top shop! :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# No
this is a top shop!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# blimey
that IS a topshop!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# topshopped pics only
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# boing!
boing!
boing!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Damn!
How do you get such smooth movement?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# 't is a trick
hint: 0,06
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# 0_o
I had just the tip of his head appearing in the bottom of my browser window...it looked VERY odd.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha
that's great. I've just set it to be my workmate's windows background so he'll have a lovely surprise when he gets back from lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Yays!
In other news, I'll probably be quiet this afternoon. I seem to have angrified the boss :(

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# yays
technically that's two films:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# monaaaargh :))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Hahah
awesome
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# i love this
more than words can say :D

MWAA MWAA MWAA MWAA MWAA MWAA
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# arf
your pronunciation is impeccable:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# simply
this.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Chtulhu Lisa
is sacring me
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# sacre bluuuuuuuuurgh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# glob
glob globtastic
(Zoidaroid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# He looks well grumpy
cheer up shat
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Dunkirk
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# :D look how cute he is now he's old
this is lovely, Ninjy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Thanks Cap'n!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Thanks Joe!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I, for one, welcome our new Kirk overlords.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# He makes a good Tommy :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Wonderful.
:D

I was about to suggest a putting in a redshirt somewhere, but it's a chuffing B&W photo - I'll just get my coat...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Thanks Joe!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Joe?
/ac is a bugger, isn't it?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# oOps...
Sorry JP!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# fabulous film...
/nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Loved Joker BTW :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha.....that's every kirk ever
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# oooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I have no idea how many of these I'll manage.

Kinda stuck on seven.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Devon
Heaven
Leaven

Edit btw have I yet expressed my admiration for the way you persevere with these things?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Yay!
Thankee. I refuse to use Heaven, though. That's my problem. I can't be TOO predictable. Standards and whatnot.

What after numbers, though!? Can't rely on occasional bouts of giggles that just aren't funny to anyone else. I mean, seriously... should I really illustrate the origin of flip, flip, carry, hang, hang, sweep, spider, fly?
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Bevan
Kevan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# well done juan...
your a juinner:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Warren Zevon? Maybe?
I dunno. I like this though :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] whatever you do, don't fall asleep...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha, awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Pfffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Hehe Class
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Ace Joe!!
*Clicks* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahahahahahah! utterly ace, JS!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top work
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
Marvelous stuff, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# woo!
the expressions are poifick :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Shatner's Bassoon
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Cake is a made up drug
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# THREEEEADDDD DELEEETION!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# The worst crime on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
#
worse than this?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Yes
Much worse than that
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# i was just about to
offer the fellow some advice too...but its all gone now in a puff of smoke...

hmmm puff of smoke....
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# *hovers*
*retracts*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Noooooooooo
I was enjoying the prospect of all the lovely abuse!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Here y'go
www.b3ta.com/board/9497970
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# At least it gets this some proper attention
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Haha yes.
Tbh I've already adblocked it as recursive Shatner was on the point of making my head explode, but it is worthy of a bit of attention...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# This is win
and the shape reminds me of those folding things with the choices and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# They predict the future
South park taught me that
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahhahahaah! it's almost hypnotic....
in other news: shitty threaddeleters!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Dammit my joke hadn't even been out in the air for a minute!
b3ta.com/board/9497970#post9497982
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# it was a good'un :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Not to worry
b3ta.com/board/9497970
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# fuck!!!...fast
where' dit go?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# this
is madness
(Zoidaroid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# arrrghhhhh It's tooo much shat
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# right first a bit of info
I have a girlfriend who watches absolute shit on TV, and as such last night i had the "choice" of katie and peter, or big brother...i plumbed for katie and peter...i am not sure why...

however i noticed that katie price is turning herself into Magica Da spell from ducktales...she is definately growing a beak!






(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I'd still..
.. take her up the garden path.
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# hmmm
only if at the end of your garden you have a rather large slag heap
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# she IS the slag heap.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# And then fire a double barreled shotgun into her frontal cortex and leave the corpse on the compost heap.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# ha ha silly
she doesn't have a frontal cortex

she has a VAGINA.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# gina... gina... gina...
na... na... na... na... na... na... na... na...na... na... na... na... na... na...na... na... na... na... na... na...na... na...na... na...na... na... na... na...na... na... na... na... na... na... na... na...na... na... na... na... na... na...na... na... na... na... na... na...na... na... na... na...na... na... na... na... na... na... na... na... na... na... na... na...na... na... na... na... na... na...na... na... na... na... na... na... na... na... na... na...na... na... na... na...
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
roffles ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# excuse me sir
my dog is a chocolate labrador, you are looking at a cock-her spaniel!
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
#
badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# awooooo-ooooooo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Ooooh she is a bit.
Her hair is hovering above her head, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
That face is barely human...

*cannot unsee*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# she's had her lips
surgically enhanced using her piss flaps
(Zoidaroid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I watched big brother last night and it made me want to get a bus down south with a bag packed full of hammers and a nail gun


I must admit I was ver' ver' drunk
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Davina into a spot of DIY, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I would spare davina as she is lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Lully?
I've always thought she was a nauseating media whore.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Why, we do use money down here you know? It's not that backward.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Gah, I could've sworn it said a hammers and a bag full of nails!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# haha yea I've also been misreading a shitload of things on here lately :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# ha ha He would get my vote
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I see the resemblance

I actually think she looks better like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] mmn mmmm mmm
set phasers to vibrate


(Zoidaroid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# that's gonna boldly go where no man has gone before
or have they?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ??
He's not?....is he? Not that it matters, but is he?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, erm, OK...
Have a Cheshire Shat:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# *instaclick!*
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Haha
Anyone else looking forward to seeing Stephen Fry as the Cheshire Cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# what what what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# ^This^
??
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# He's voicing the Cheshire Cat in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland
And Johnny Depp is the mad hatter :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ahhhh....
not actually onscreen then?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Not until next year
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# sweet!!
i went to see QI being filmed last night: it, and stephen fry, were reet ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I'm insanely jealous now
I always imagine Stephen Fry to be like the posh uncle you really love going to see as he regales with some wonderful anecdotes.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# it was so awesome
he just came on, chatted away to everyone like you were in his living room, got us to shout some word for his twitter peeps, introduced the guests and was off :) two hours of filming and he only had to do about 5 seconds of re-takes at the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Who were the guests?
Or aren't you allowed to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# dara o'briain
david mitchell and graham norton. and alan davies of course. graham norton was completely hilarious: he dropped the "ZOMG I'M GAY" jokes and was just really quick :) the only bad thing is that it's going out pre-watershed so there weren't many swears :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Dara o'Briain and David Mitchell are suberb
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# fact!
it must be a tough job editing that show: i'd happily watch all two hours again :)


edit: also, wikipedia has a list of the future guests (the beeb must release them somewhere).
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Dear god why?
WHY?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# not sure
I've seen the concept art of the cat (which is ace) and his voice was not the first to spring to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Laudanum
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha!!!
Have a pea:


(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# fred astarr approves:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# LOL!
So do I! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
funny
(Zoidaroid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# parp
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
parptastic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# hehehe
great shop :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Gimptastic.
Care to tell us what film you've Shatnerised?

My guess is Big toys and Fistulas IV, which I think was the best of the franchise by a long chalk.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# its from
Uranus and Beyond
(Zoidaroid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha. Love the federation issue dildo
Edit: Arse, just realised that I've been beaten to the pun below, so I'll stick this here if you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# so, is it some little-known art-house movie?
top 'shoppage btw!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Hahahah
Cor O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# You rarely see any star trek vibrators in the shops anymore these days
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# another painting


full and nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Darn, that's another monocle smashed....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Nicely!
I was kind of expecting a drapes/rug matching moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hehehe
nope a total mis-match :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I read that as "rapes/drug"
*resigns from b3ta to get brain right*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# ooooh preeety
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Looks nothing like an otter

smashing red hair though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# my word, she's flexible
is it wow?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# That's never a size 12 chubbster :D
It's my haircut though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# you think size 12 is a chubbster????
wy goodness, young lady, you should cop an eyeful of all my wobbly bits
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Depends on the frame, hen, depends on the frame.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# look over here
12-14 waist, 14 hips, 16-18 (probably more like 22 actually) boobs.

You try getting a dress to fit that.

By the way, I saw your band photos. Your man with the dreads is very cute. Is that your manwife?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# That is indeed my lovely manwife.
12-14 hips, 10-12 waist, 16 tits. I know the feeling with dresses, I own many many belts for a reason!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# for some reason I had it my mind that your manwife was some hulking great black guy
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Hulking great mixed race guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# best of all the guys
or something.

If you ever want to swap, mr b3th is somwhat older - I understand you have a particular bent in that direction....?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I do love me some silver fox.
The wife's getting a few greys now, I'm ever so excited.


He's more black where it counts, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Not always :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# *taps fingers*
Well?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Nekkid Friday.
Sounds good to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Chubbster?
Pish & tish, my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# you tell her!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *shoves* you're biased.
HANYWAY, Muse the band?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Oh yes.... 4 tickets!
\o/

*falls over*
No need to push :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# It was a 'you are naughty but I like you' shove.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I was about to write *Dick Emerys*
But it sounded waaay too much like taking sandpaper to one's downstairs facilities.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *crosses legs* well it does NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# You are so NOT chubby
Not even in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# :D cheers poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
as if i could get wow - to pose nude for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I might be doing so for another artist soon
however that one sees me naked daily, so he should be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# i look forward
to the results:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ahahahaha, you'll probably never see them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# dag namit!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Good try, though.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# hahahaha
well it was for the good of the world really ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# byoodeeful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# top paintage, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Rob?
Tis most lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
rob is darn sexy - but sadly this is someone else :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I don't suppose you have a link to a source photo do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# have a look
at it on here rev-jesse-c.deviantart.com/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Jeepers!
Top marks, Rev :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# thank ya
bucket :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# interesting
perception
(Zoidaroid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# nice form and subtle tones :)
painting in photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Alien could have been....
so.... much better
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# KAAAAAAAAAAANE!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# needs more xylophone
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Redex
Or is my vision going?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I can see,
I can see perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# It's there now
But my vision is slightly blurry at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# hahahah
Excellent monocle detail!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha wth?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# hahahahahah! christ almighty... Now whenever I see Alien, I'll think of Patrick Moore...,
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# space ballllllls!
hello my baby hello my honey hello my rag-time gal :)

also woo :)

also also de.truveo.com/Spaceballs-Alien-Hello-My-Baby/id/1927610754# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# haha yes
that was it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hahha! "Oh god, not again!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# CHECK PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# i love spaceballs so much :)
i'm a mog: half-man half-dog. i'm my own best friend :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# "how about you guys?" "WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# "keep firing, assholes!"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# hahahah ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
'kin business
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Play him off
Xylophone Alien!
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# You say that but I don't think it could've.
Sorry, that was a bit of a serious comment, wasn't it?

I must stop drinking this Twat Juiceā„¢.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Poor Mrs Eagle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I've heard this phrase in so many different contexts and on so many different occasions and places it has lost all meaning to me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Bollocks to you then.
*Vs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ack, I'm just kidding.
She is poor, though. REDUNDANCY. It's a barrell, but it's not full of laughs.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# It'sa shitter.
Hang on in there, Brett was unemployed for a good 4 months before he found something else after being made redundant. I'll keep her in my pra..... I'll be thinking of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# You unfeeling person
Poor Mrs Eagle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# you're right through, it is perfect as it is
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I know I say this every time, but a film in which there's a scene where a robot attempts to murder the heroine armed only with pornography cannot be improved on.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ^ this, with extraordinarily intricate cut diamond bells (made by the magic pixies of Long Ago and Far Away) on
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# gah!
I shudder to think what that would've developed into
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Leonard Mccoy
It would keep popping up saying "I'm a Xenomorph not a..."
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# get that thing
before it skeeters across the floor!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Haha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# unexpected horse is a alien!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Good God!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# BEWARE!
this is still one of the best pictures ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# trains
Train Station
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Oo that's rather lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# sadly no rain though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I hate rain and anyone who draws it.
As well you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# ;-)
Simian Terpsichore - you know you want to....

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# argh what does it meant? I've googled it and all I find is you saying it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# hehehe.....
all part of my cunning plan.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# To do with dancing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Maybe
Simian - do do with apes/monkeys
Terpsichore - Muse of Music and Dance
(prostheses, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I do.
I'm just concerned my skillzorz aren't up to it.

But I'm fantasizing about a sort of dark stoner metal/break beat & dub crossover band peopled entirely by orangutangs on acid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Oh, sir - you must!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# thats a world I want to be a part of
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Music with rocks in?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Rock" music! You silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# That sounds like stoner humour
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# It's Pratchett.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# i know this well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Maybe it's just the colouring...
...but I get an impression of speed from this pic.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# woo
well it was a speed painting ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Top stuff!
Reminds me of the start of The Ipcress File, which is always good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# thank you sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# anything that does that is good
*Ipcresses*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# awesomeness, Rev!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# cheers matey
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Nice!

Station

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Awwwwwwww!
Edit:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# hehehe
thats ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# That denizen is about the only thing I have actually drawn on this site...
"I can't create the fire, I can only manipulate it".
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# by, like, reverse psychology?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I'm liking this muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# yay
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Very nice indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I like this*
has a bit of an impressionist feel to it

*even though it seems the left one is falling over ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# hehehe
i think the station was sinking ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# JABRAM'D!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Oh I can see this one running a while ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# It's got legs!
But is somewhat unsure about how to use them
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# The unused Lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Leg's that won't quit?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Gaz'd
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahahahah! It's like he's created a whole new style of film making... Perhaps it should be called Lense-flair
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I fucking love this
because I fucking loathe that
if that makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# flaaaare!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# winfacts!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# You've distilled how I feel taken months to brew it from the finest spring water then bottled it on this screen.
Refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
c'mon bunnies
write some funnies
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# lost - one plane if found please contact Air France
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Sitting in your inbox like a naked dude with rope round his neck
or something
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# LOLSHATNER
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Sponsored by the 5 Rope Wardrobe Exploding Lung Technique
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I've got that book.
It doesn't deliver.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# You're meant to stand on it, then kick it away when you're ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Ah!
Silly me - I was reading it, if you please!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Ooof, you bad lady :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Brilliant
This is the one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# The road to orgasm is littered with pitfalls, Glasshoper

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Sliding into your inbox like an aeroplane into the Pacific.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Wrong ocean
it crashed into the Billy Ocean
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Ocean Finance?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Oceans Eleven
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Ocean Spray cuntberry juice

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Lost - Like my will to live!
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# The French version of 'Lost' got off to a good start

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# INVISIBLE PLANE SPOTTED BY STEVIE WONDER
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Haaaaahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# 'I HAD A DREAM I WAS THE ANTICHRIST'
SCREAMS PISSED AND DRIED UP SHATNER
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Now with extra lenseflare! Guest editor this issue: JJ Abrams
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I'll use this one from before...
www.b3ta.com/board/9497359
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# French Flight = French Plight
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# "it's a big ocean, with lots of passengers in, but that's not important right now"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# spam hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Sexier than the average "wardrobe malfunction"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# In the days leading up to D Day, The germans thought they would down one last French Plane
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha THIS ONE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Masturbation, it's a funny old game innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# SOME SUBJECT LINE THAT MENTIONS AIR FRANCE AND/OR DAVID CARRADINE
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# D-Day, two days after Bidet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Air France promise flight of your life....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# "The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers, there is no crashing in the Atlantic zone"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Wrong ocean
it crashed in the...hang on, i've already done this.

Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# haha
alternatively

Comment vous appellez-vous? Kareem Abdul Jabar?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Eet look like I peeked zuh wrgong week to queet sneefing glew
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# "Well, I'll give Pierre another twenty minutes; but that's it"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# "It's Well Hung"
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# GALLIC TORTURE AND AVIATION DISASTER SPECIAL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Phallic shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I get from this that the French are a bunch of bellends.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# The life of everyone on /board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have garlic for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Air France have lost there flight, No where pacific sorry I mean Specific!
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Wrong Ocean
oh fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# You're safe flying for a while.
When was the last time you heard of two big planes crashes one after the other?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Pfffft!
This
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Carradine takes Susan Boyle's 2nd place result too seriously. More details inside (this wardrobe)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Ve're going to crash into zee Pacifique!!!
Zut Alors! What eez it?

Eet's zuh beeg oshahn onder ooz, but zat not eemportant right nahw!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Wrong Ocean
*hangs self in wardrobe*

*has sexeh tyme*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ah, I blame archie
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# No wonder they cant find the plane
everyone seems to think that it crashed in the pacific.

It actually crashed in the Thames, it was doing ok until it hit a whale.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Bad news. The fog's getting thicker... And Lyon is getting fuuuuurrrrrther.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# haha!
oh, god...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Air France flight lost at sea as Crew and Passengers are overcome by the smell of Garlic....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Ah, bonjour Oveur, oveur.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# fear of flying has always been my
BoƮte-noire...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# All the latest on the newsletter reshuffle
/board to be replaced by /talk.

/board will spend more time with /qotw.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *does a Carradine in the Ikea Wardrobe section*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# you are a tory mp
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Mr Tumnus did not like this latest visitor to Narnia as he was a black belt in hung fu.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# More High Brow than BB10 Happier than the Air France Lost Property Department.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# DANGER
Will Shatner, DANGER!!!!!
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# LENS FLARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Not again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
#
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6432946.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# find the youtube video on it, it's great!
edit: in fact, www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFDf1_MCD9o (it was in my history, I was only being lazy :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Chuffing brilliant!
You've got to admire someone who can think up that sort of thing -
a barrel of explosives propelled by rockets and pure insanity
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Danger, Wil Robinson, Danger! Spanging detected! Danger!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# in space nobody can hear you
spang!!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# LOOOST......IIIIN......SPAAAANG
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] don't tase me bro
(Zoidaroid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# WEIRD FINGIES!!!! woo
Who was the b3tards with six fingers and thumbs on each hand?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# six thumbs? madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Suggs is a b3tards? :O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# My lord
12 digits on each hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Oh you know what I meant!:P
Five fingers and a thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# 6 fingers and 6 thumbs on each hand?
Someone's been playing a bit close to home.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Anne Loleyn?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
#
rhebus
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# HUUUUUGE HANDS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# catnippp?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I thought that too for a second, there....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# It true reggie style
Tase me, Tase me, Tase me......
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Til I lose controooool
Tase me with your gun until I lose controoool
Of my bladder and botty hooooole
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# 0_0
Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# hehe
don't phase me , tase me
(Zoidaroid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Lo
SWEET
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Why use a taser
when he could just club people with his enormous hands?
Woo nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha, that would be the best superhero ever.
Just a guy with abnormally large hands.

He could hide behind them like a shield and everything.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# like batfink?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# your bullets cannot harm me
my hands are like a shield of elephantine flesh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Thanks for saving my baby!
...you fat handed twat!
/Big Train memories.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Big hands?
No, smalltasers...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# mm Maltesers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# nom nom....!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# captains log fingers
!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

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