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[challenge entry] er...
(Son_of_Magwitch, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha that's wonderfully odd

*first click of this dreadful compo*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Feel free to substitute him for Geert Wilders.
I don't know if it will make it any better for you but you can confuse some people with it.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Actually, in my head, I was
it makes a lot of these griffin posts work for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# this is odd.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# i think this has bindun
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahaha the fuck?
Edit: Oh no, what's the coast of yemen been up to now
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8099202.stm
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# North?
His bum area? Did you unfuck lemon off your sofa?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# He left over an hour ago
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Don't worry, it's a bit of Yemen folklore
Lots of tourists go there to be kidnapped every year. It's their top attraction
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Oh so it's like cheese rolling or something
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Cheese rolling was never a tradition
well, not as much as stealing bicycles anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Yays
more of this sort of thing.

I'd love to know why they make those tiny bottles of energy drink thingies taste so fucking horrendous. THey're so bad I had to wash it down with a glug of red bull!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Because you buy the crap ones :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# echt vant mien lunchen nowzen....thought ivan


I also like the R2-Bm2p ant-eating robot!!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# 1M N UR CITTY
STEELIN UR BLAK D00DZ
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# now this is more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# heh heh
surreal scenario....ahmma clickin':D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Hahaha,
flying robo nazis, are the worst kind!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Extreme weaponry
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Extreme!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
# i am remided of the ballad of eskimo nell
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Oh a moose or two and a caribou...
And a bison cow or so
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Super Soaker of Mass Destruction!
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# They never quite know how to react to cats
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Birdie. Birdie num num.
that is marvellously shopped, sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hahahaha
Brilliant possibly quite racist film:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I've only seen that clip of it.. although I've seen that clip lots
destroys me everytime.

once more wont hurt... www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWE49OOoBdg yay!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Topshop
We are the lemon is still asleep on my sofa
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# pour warm water on his crotch
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I dont want to be mean
I have to kick him out soon as people are coming to paint
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
can't you at least write on his head?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# It is very bald
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# draw the charlie brown hair curl on it.
roughly how old is watl? early twenties?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# 22
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# christ, i thought mine being fairly grey at that age was bad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# greatest suggestion ever.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# YAY!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# haha
gutted I couldn't stay longer :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# bit of a shindig last night?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Sheffield mini bash
5 people :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# We went to pop tarts....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# THat sounds a classy venue
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# It's class in a glass
...if that glass is filled with cheese and vodka
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Are you saying it classier than babysham?
Is it just me or are they trying to bring it back? Well the drink not as much the brand.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha
Did anyone else turn up?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Just stan, it got messy! :(
Happy candles btw :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Cheers matey :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# morning!
i left before i got messy!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# You stop drinking far too early! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# i know
i'm still not 100%.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Haha, we moved onto rum and then Im not really sure what happened
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
# from experience fun is generally what happens after that stage.
this can be followed with unknown injuries if you indulge in too much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# the quality of a night out
is measured by how little of it you can remember and/or how disabled you are the next day.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# candtletime happies!
:)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hippy Bird-Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# That's the gayest parrot I've seen all morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I hate when he does that!
Have you tried cozxing him back into the garden with a piece of fish?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# He's asleep, I dont want to wake him quite yet, I need to sober up a bit first
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# So he just jamnogged out on your sofa?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Na, he needed somewhere to sleep, I gave him a sofa
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I should kick him out soon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Is he starting to smell?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
# No, but my landlord is coming round to paint in about half an hour
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Nothing say hangover cure
like fresh paint!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Fun train journey back?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I got royally ripped off on the tube
because they're generally shit.

Could have been worse, I could have got a bus D:

Also, pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# LOL TUBE
PIctures? or lemon? on my sofa?
I really can't be arsed
I just made myself another brew and he still hasnt woken up
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Start hoovering:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# meh
Just paint round him.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Haha, I can just imagine a lemon-shaped gap in the paintwork
on the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# It's ok, he's left now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I approve of Jamnog as a verb!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Yes
I thought it needed to get into common usage.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
# it's a dird mr sanity :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Top stuff as per usual!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# ty
and happy candle day :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Thanks chap :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I'm sorry
I forgot to woo this.

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# That's actually just air escaping from the folds of his fat
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Woo!
Wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Do you think you're Ivor the Engine?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Haha
Reminds me of that "House Party Guests" bit from Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# They still have it on Sky.
and if I have to tell another American that no the UK didn't rip off their show I'll scream!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Haha HumanDescent posted one very much like this only yesterday

I think dogboids are pretty common around these here parts


ps: nicely done! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha. simples
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# *imagines a flock of these in his garden*

*mindbleaches*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I'm glad those little buggers haven't hit my part of the coastline yet
I'd hate to get an aerial "present" from one :~)


And HD's genetic experiments are marvellously productive
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Ah you been looking at his tutorials?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# naah
i've been doing the same experiments for a while. but without as much productivity :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Wrendog, woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# that's good
thus, click.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Oooo.
That's a fine bit of shopping that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
# eeep'n'woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# COHM VID ME EEF YEW VANT TO YHUSE DA FORWS
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Haha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# .
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hahaha
'kin ace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzapped
nicely done:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Sneak this in while nobody's looking
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# pfft...British Nutty Party too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Good point
well made.
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Mmmmm,,,,pié
piéOne for the fans of old skool weebl & bob

unshopped snapped in a metro station in madrid


embiggen

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Tent Pie
What nonsense is?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
# *candleglees*


I think it's written in forrins!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Huzzah!
Thanks matey
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Congrats on not getting banned for four years!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Thanks!
I'll have to post a 3mb gif to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
# haha cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Yup.
That's a post all right.

Might want to work on the filesize too.

EDIT: Or you may not want too. Can't having you putting too much effort into a post.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
# nice of you to take the time and effort
to click reply just to slag me off.

just for you then.

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
# The filesize.
You've had five years to read the faq.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I spent almost six years reading the faq, and I still don't know where to find the upload codez
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I read the faq once. Some kid burnt my neck.
I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# because you asked so nicely
it is done. youve had 6 years 9 months and 21 days to learn some manners.
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I've had a lot longer than that
I think you'll find and plenty on here will back me up on this, that I was being extremely polite.

If I wasn't I would have said that you were a complete waste of board space that would only post when it could be achieved with less than minimal effort.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# it depends whether you are comparing yourself to internet manners
or real world manners. i likes the real world. im sorry if my excess 28k offended you. i hope you are appeased by the current smaller file size.

hope your day gets better from here on in :)

oh, and btw, i post when i have something that i think worth sharing. since im not an artistic type its only rare that i bother. sorry my photoshopping skills do not meet your requirements to make me worthy of this messageboard.
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Actually the filesize if there for a reason
lots of people have capped broadband and b3ta can really eat up download quotas.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# its 49k now
relax!
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I was never at any point unrelaxed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# *hands coffee*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# why am I looking at your kebab?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
# silly
that's a mirror.

EDIT: Mmmm ball of string kebab!

EDIT EDIT: God I've got some idiots staying. I was woken up five times last night. Reasons included they wanted to check out, they wanted to check in but upon being told they were outside our customer age bracket and three hours too late to check in they pretended to cry and getting me out of bed at 3am because they wanted me to give them beer.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: I'm not awake yet for reasons above but why is that kebab made out of stationary?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Any normal and nice people ever stay at your hostel?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Well I've got Wobbly hat next weekend
So one out of two ain't bad.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I never managed to work out
why the kebabs were made of stationary. my only assumption is that they're aiming this drink (which is one of those tiny little "superdrinks") at teh office worker market
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Sheesh... to think you had to ask that...
donner it just make you mad.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# how rare!
according to babelfish "I touched mm I cheeped"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# slut
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Mmmm pie

morning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# You're turn to make the coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# What a splendid idea!
Coffee coming up

I was supposed to be on the other side of the country this early morning, to attend the baptizing of ms. mediocre's niece. But we decided we couldn't be arsed with the singing of hymns and all that malarky, let alone getting up in the middle of the night on a Sunday to travel to a village that's not even accessible with public transport, at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# hahaha
That and having to splash water on the head of a nipper if the name of a ficticious characters on a floaty cloud!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Prezactly

Just so that the parents now think that she's not going directly to hell if she dies now. She's a sweet child and all, but keep your religions to yourself, please.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Now if they offered free flaoty clouds...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Want Pie Now!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# i love the metro station lavapies.. the mind boggles
but i think the translation is like footwash :/
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:24, archived)
# He's certainly full of himself enough for it to be called homo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:32, archived)
# I believe to be a homo you actually have to be full of someone else:P
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Not exactly.
It transliterates as 'same', and the same-gender is only the implication.
Which still fits... with a bit of complex bending perhaps. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)
# COMPLEX BENDER
Nings all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)
# FILL MY SHINY METAL ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)
# lol
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)
# Heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)
# Shiny hip hop ass, surizzly?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)
# Have a little fluffy companion cube
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)
# Rubbish for gaming.
You can only ever roll a two...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)
# thank god i saved it before i had my cans
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)
# what is happening here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)
#
HEY GUYS LET'S HAVE A POO PARTY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:24, archived)
# i think some nazi bastards are tugging a jews head
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Bastards!
Let's gas them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:28, archived)
# No reason
Foxy dive
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
# boing!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
# :)
Smiley fox
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
# That poor fox has 2 legs shorter than the other 2
It'll fall over!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)
# pffft
you silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)
# New technique for hunting birds on the wing, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)
# where's the lazy dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
# he died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
# awww maan
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
# yeah
it was a pretty rough experience for a lot of the people left behind
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
# that's how he went, alright
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Hahahaha.
That looks remarkably like Cyril Sneer actually!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
Fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)
# beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Ell oh ell.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)
# HAAAAARG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
# hee hee!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)
# there is only one way to play lemmings
1 get two blockers either side of the entrance
2 wait for all lemmings to be trapped
3 hit the armageddon button
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:29, archived)
# That won't work on the levels where you have to click "parachute" first thing on every fucking one.
Mind you, you can just let them plummet to a painful death in those cases.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:30, archived)
# make sure
to ramp up the output speed so there is a permanent squish at the bottom
(The Director of Directing, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# He's looking gor an ass race!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:30, archived)
# this is how foxes impress tha laydeez
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
# HELLO
WE ARE THE LEMON IS PASSED OUT ON MY SOFA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)
# TAKE RECORDS!
Prefarably with some kind of camera obscura device.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)
# I cant be arsed, I just wanna sleep now
he's pretty out of it!!1

He is very bald
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)
# ARGH YOU HAVE SHATTERED MY IMAGE OF WE ARE THE LEMON!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Give him a little hitlermoustache made from poo
tell him I did it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Write "Matt is a faggot" on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
# TTSSATTSR,
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)
# faggot is such a bad word, it will disturb the chips on many many people's shoulders...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)
# have you got any lipstick?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)
# pour warm water on his crotch.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Reason? Good heavens, it'd be a dull world if any kind of reason was necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Haha!
Well said.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Foxdie?
(Skooma, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I recognize that--
It's a flying fox!
(Mrs.Fonebone, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 4:34, archived)
# haha
no reason is often the best reason
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:30, archived)
# RPS sucks, filters are lame, HDR is the new tiltshift... etc.
filters are lame HDR is the new tiltshift... etc.
Butterfly Rose one Rose two 1024x768 300k jpgs. From bracketing of
three shots each hdr'd to EXR and tone mapped with the PFSTool set.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
# nice!
hurrah for these :D

'shares'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Purdy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)
# I used to have photomatix
that's a grand bit of kit for this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Still fighting to get all the parts for pfstools to compile.
pfstools.sourceforge.net/
But, I now have most of it all working.

I tried out the preview of photomatix,
qtpfsgui, and a couple of the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I just downloaded qtpfsgui
that is a top piece of stuff right there
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Go nuts!! It works like shit on my machine(s).
Bombs half the time. But it does have the bulk of
the PFS tool set right there for you to try out.
Drago is cool, and Fattal (what those are) is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
# managed to get some decent effects even from single pictures

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Yay!
More exposures or higher bit depth can add some more to
that, but in some cases just the one will work fine. Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)
# You need to adjust the smoothing values on yours.
They don't look right.

Here's a very good tutorial: realitydream.extra.hu/main.php?module=tutorial&page=3&language=eng
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)
# Yep, I can do those. But I like doing the noisy ones too.
I can do those. But I like doing the noisy ones too.For best results you need more exposures(I only have 10bit RAW) this is 5 and Drago

Also supersmooth example with 7 and Fattal
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Oh man, that second one is the type I cringe at seeing on dA.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Yeah, not too keen on it myself.
The sharpening when they are like that makes
everything look it's made of putty to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
# /Talk are playing bingo.
Nice bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Did they issue cards? Without cards it's "lotto", as I recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I didn't understand any of that, for I am a noob.
very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Pseudo(faked) super-high resolution colour, could be a translation of that gibberish.
Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Ah, thank you for translation.
I am now very slightly less noobular :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
# my brother has been doing HDR for a while
I have no examples here though, although I do know he uses a program called Dynamic photo HDR and its pretty damn good.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
# MacOSX Intel only, alas.
Looks like it does most of the standard ones and the output
examples look good. I'm going to have to make a mutant
MacTel box to try some of these intel only apps someday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)
# That's what "she" said.
Can't be the gayshift without putting the gay into it.
Have any more Japan photos, or just the shitrags?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)
# ok just a second i'll show you a picture i took of a tiger
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)
# the tiger got very close


this isn't zoom lens trickery
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)
# also these guys were pretty cool but i don't remember what they were




I have a lot of pictures from the zoo
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Hurrah! A wild cat or lynx of some sort?
Tiger is cool too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)
# some kind of chinese wildcat
not much bigger than a normal domestic cat
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Hurrah for animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
# HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Regent's Park is cheating a bit.
They crawl all over you there. Good for photos though.

Here's a non-cheating one:

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Bet the lens, alone, cost three times what my camera did.
Nice shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:24, archived)
# EEEYYYYYYYYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:17, archived)
# Is it a Pallas' Cat?
Felis Veryfluffyus
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
# wok's he so happy about?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Nice wok!

(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Oh Hai wokface


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
# those are nasty looking eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
# black yolks ..
for throwing at that Griffin bloke!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
# hmm..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
# between that, and balut.
I am convinced that some folks are from a different planet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
# *Ossobuco alla milanese*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
# oh, wow!
now, if I had to pick one or the other, I would go with the century egg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)
# here's a good starter:
tinyurl.com/lkm9w
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Science can be delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
# it's really terrible:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iebNdCSqWmc
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)
# i think the part that will keep me away
was the first guy's explanation that it was like having a dead mouse in his mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I said: "Hey, babe. Take a wok on the wild side."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
# hehehe
(i love that song)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Blasphemy! Rascism!
Raspberry pie!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# To quote the mighty (ie, shit) Def Leppard:
I suppose a wok's out of the question?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
# CAPTION:
"I love teh stir-frys, me".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
# :D
very cheerful
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)
# !_!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# STOP!
CRAMMER TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Night me Queen
*hugs* X
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# you off to bed?
nighty night then, kingy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# U (with a U not you) can't touch this!


/back from bash(mini bash) blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Cromer time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Have you read anything by Cliff McNish?
(Doomspell Trilogy, Silver Sequence)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Nope, sorry
Not even seen any of his books
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# have you ever read banana books
fucking awesome
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# If it has more words then a Spot book, I can't read it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Oh ok.
The Silver Sequence is about a monster who wants to eat all the children.
Then the adults. Then everything else.
In that order :P
At one point, she monster sends out two newborn monsters to help her, and one gets a huge girder thrown through it.
This is how it's described, in the book.

"The newborn was not ready for it. She saw it but not in time. It pierced her deeply and as it entered her she screamed in pain."
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Paedo book
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Basically yeah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Cramming?
What, are people still actually revising for exams these days?

Disgraceful behavior. It's basically cheating. Unfair advantage.

And it's mostly girls that do it.

Unfair.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# exams are fun
on my maths exam, i wrote "stop asking me such fucking stupid questions" because i didn't know the answer. strangely, i got points just for writing something!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I'm going to have to mark exams soon. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# that's a bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# well yes and no. it is a large sum of money.
although I would like to probably strangle a couple of first years after it. Preferably hot female ones. May as well make our suffering erotic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
# suffering should always be erotic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I hope that it gives me enough money to buy one of these:
www.digitalcamerawarehouse.com.au/category778_1.htm
or similar.

Making porn here I come.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
# oh, that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# making porn or the camera?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
# yes
so many takes, so much sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
# it was probably going to be me solo for a while
since i wouldn't be able to afford the prostie and the camera
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
# my rates are very reasonable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
# how are you going to get to sydney?
the camera cost is of the same order as the airfare.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
# order the camera from england
and get them to ship it in a really big box, then i can hide in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
# it would have to be a good shipping company, i wouldn't want you damaged.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
# i'm already damaged!
i'm off to bed, g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
# that means I can make more money...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Do it pissed!
I invigilated GCSE exams some years ago. I smiled and ignored the creative cheaters.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
# i have to report to a couple of people. one of which would probably like to separate me
from my testicles. What were the creative cheaters?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# It was 2003.
It was some technological earpiece stuff.

Bluetooth?

Didn't know, but didn't have the heart to potentially ruin the young doods' lives.

*is fucking soft*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
# awww. how nice of you.
I'd have ruined them. And enjoyed it. /all very nasty and elitist
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Well, during one of my own GCSE exams,
there was a lad sat next to me who we didn't know well, cos he was newly arrived from Pakistan.

The cunt teachers invigilating decided to search his pencil case, and found a porn mag.

They made something of it, despite it being sod-all to do with the exam.

Poor sod. I bet he's still suffering from that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
# a wank rag is hardly academic dishonesty, they should have just confiscated it for the duration of the test
earpieces/notes down the pants, is probably going a little to far.

although, in terms of academic honesty, i'm hardly lilly white I must admit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
# GCSE´s mean feck all anyway so good on ya
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Kramer time.. it's not a racist crab is it?
I wouldn't put it past them.. paedophiles have more genetically in common with crabs than they do humans. Now that is scientific fact. There is no real evidence for it but it is scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# pelicans are made entirely of marzipan
this is also pure scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# *bites pelican*
Heeey! You lied!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# you got a bad pelican
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
# crammer? yes probably most usyd students right about now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Yay for crabs
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)
# i've been working on a top secret defence project


(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Christofy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
# this is good
but who/what is the attacker?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Ah my Queen
I have an idea for your tiara
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# oooo, good!
i've just nearly been killed by a motorbike being chased by the police
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# The bastards
You ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
# yep
i was coming home from mum's, i wasn't expecting a motorbike to drive down the subway and almost hit me! the police nabbed him about 2 feet away from me and hauled him off the bike, which crashed about an inch away from my legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# *big hugs*
At least they got the sod, hope they night stick him good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# they were dragging him backwards up the slope, he's in huge trouble :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# They is going to rape his arse good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# he might enjoy that too much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# who doesn't of a Saturday night/Sunday morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# heheheh
you can't beat a good rimming
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# gets your arsehole nice and clean
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# and leaves your breath nutty fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# *hugs*
the world is filled with pointless cockmasters

:(

I can offer only iceland ham as a condolence
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# iceland ham is fine
it makes good sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
That's scary D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# it was a bit
i just kept thinking "don't run into my stomach, i don't want to wind up in hospital again!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I'm glad you're ok.
Is your profile all good, too?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# yes
apart from you calling me a big gayer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Hehehe
You know I love you really :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# you'd better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I nearly said 'Christ on a bike' without thinking...
Sounds not so fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# it wasn't fun
for the bugger on the bike, he got dragged away, literally! the subway goes under the dual carriageway, he tried to run someone over, then shot down the subby thinking the police wouldn't get him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Sounds like the sort of chap
who might 'fall down the stairs' at the station...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# oh, i hope so
i'd build extra stairs for him to fall down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# muslims or communists
bad people
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# bad people are bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# You are Dan Brown AICMFP
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Can't be
It is enjoyable to read
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# ooooooh no you di´ent!
i enjoyed the da vinci code. thought it was head and shoulders above angels and demons.

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# TJ.
[rant]
F***ing immigration service. Third time I've gone through the f***ing lengthy and tedious online application for an Aussie visa and the third time it's told me the system is unavailable. It gives you a save point, with a code and a password, but each time it's not recognised that, so I have to start the two-hour slog again. Added to that, the next time I'll get a chance to sit down and do it all again, the system will be down for maintainance.
FFS
[/rant]
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# i think you can apply through a 3rd party who do all the work for you
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
# My printer hasn't a good enough resolution to make convincing bank notes.
So that's out. Just have to get up at ridiculous o' clock to try again before going off for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# they think
that terrorists will get bored filling the forms out so many times and just give up. this is a bit of a pisser for ordinary peoples.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Aye. Sounds right.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Get a slice of ham and make your own visa
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Can't bring food into the country.
They've got us stitched up all ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# They are bastards for that
I am amazed that they let people though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
# When civilisation collapses,
then people are food...

*awaits Soylent Green pictures*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# one of my favourite films
when sol roth gets all excited over the beef, it almost makes me cy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Try living here.
The lowest-grade 'beef' mince is nearly 12 quid a kilo...

And on that note, I'm going to bed.
Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# pricy meats
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# So next Wednesday then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Nozzle is such a good word.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# i was going to put "dispensing nozzle"
but i was feeling lazy and i'd not left enough space
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# it's a fine word
I feel that outlet is a better word than nozzle though.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# this will never work...
...(priest malfunction).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Holy church of the Crescent wrench.
Good job. I knew that was a priest from the first sight of him. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# This
Is super-duper
My mate works for the MOD and I'm passing on this useful design in the hope that he will make it a reality.
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# There would be no wars if armies consisted entirely of naked women
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
# A plane from London
landing in my hometown.


In 10 days I'm going to UK for the first time.
What should I see in London besides, or instead of, most popular spots?
How to survive a week on a low (eastern-european) budget?
How not to get caught when taking street-photos?
Oh, and maybe someone is coming to the Steely Dan concert in Birmingham on June 29th?
(disconnected, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# where do you live?
and why the feck do you want to go to london?

go to the lake district, the peak district.. devon coast.... old market towns.. londons poo.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Yeah
I heard it's poo and that's my main concern, I just have the opportunity to stay there for free ;). I am Polish, hope no BNP here :p ...
(disconnected, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
# dont worry england is full of poles, you´ll be fine hehe
i´m off to krakov for a stag do in july *groan*

heard its a beautiful city though
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Oh yeah
Krakow is very pretty, but too many drunken Brits, hehe.
(disconnected, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
# We export drunken Brits :)
London can be enjoyed for free. Go to the markets, like Camden or Brick Lane.

Or there are free plays like (advert) 16 at Kensal House in West London from July 23rd to Aug 29th (/advert) :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Well I'm not a Londoner but...
Unpopular spots.
I've no idea.
Don't worry about it.
Not I.

Hope that helps! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Don't go to the Tate Modern, it is 99% crap but it is free to get in
Also it is £11 each to get into St. Pauls cathedral
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# seriously you have to pay to go into a church?
whats in there? a book about how the world was made or something lol
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I went in saw the price and walk back out again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
# People pay to go in to climb up to the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
# You can't do that the moment, as they are restoring it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
# It was designed by Wren...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
# i give him a C+
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# >
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
# that's rather good yes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
# This deserves more replies.
*replies*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
# reply reply
Yes it rather does
(xixax, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:49, archived)
# awesome
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:26, archived)
# Disco tiem!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Yay!
And what's more I think she's giving me the come on....
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Yep
She definitely is. See you later.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
# OOMPH OOMPH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
# That first move could be compoed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# No it couldn't.
Why would Nick Griffin be scared of a nazi salute?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
# The world through Nick Griffin's eyes.
In Nick Griffin's mind, disco is the greatest salute to white sumpremacy of all!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# That's disturbingly
arousing.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Hokey Pokey
Put your left foot in, take your left foot out...
(Mrs.Fonebone, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 4:41, archived)
# :)
:)
(herman:D, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# i remembers that!
*oldskool glee*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Streets of Rage
or disco?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I heartily approve of this image :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Oof!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Top use of punctuation there
Woo to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Hahaha,
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
# The difference is 4, which is represented by Spot.
Spot the Difference :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
# what goes up


de-ris if you weren't here earlier
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Get another needle.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# this went up a while ago - maybe missed?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 5:42, archived)
# OMG, I've been de ris'd I feel so proud :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Caught this little fella having a dump in my sharpener!


there's a massive version when you click here
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/8453.w.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Thanks!
It's good for practice with the macro lens!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# shavings as loo paper ?
top pic
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Ace photo
Bring me more wine, horse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# i like
reminded me of this
howcool.com/catalog/product_info.php?currency=AUD&products_id=24488

(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# you borked your link
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
# sigh
i suck tonight. think i'll stay quiet

(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
# remove the s
from https

and it should fix itself, if not cijasiie
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# lesson learned
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Cool!
Reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
# they're cool
need some good ideas for more pics.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I'll have a think..
..though beer has somewhat stolen my brain tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Umm
Fire brigade around a cigarette butt?
Cavemen around a housefly? (like the way they depict them catching mammoths)
Atom miners.

That will do for now, I reserve the right to return with more.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Nice! Thanks!
I'll pop to the model shop on monday!

This one is nearly there but not quite right:
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Hmm...
I sort of know what you mean, it's not wrong, but yet - how about a seated worker, electrician or something maybe? Give it a bit more of a connection between the workings of the watch and action of the figure...
just a suggestion. Good photography though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I'll work on it.
Watch this space...well, not this actual space as I'm going to bed.
Thanks for your help!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# pleasure!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Whatchadoing?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# How are you old yiffer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# 87 score years of yen
edit : I mean fine, yes and not fine in a defensive way!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# How are you, old yiffer

/edit: good to hear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# super smashin'
hope your are well too
edit : struggles with concept, drinks more fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I'm doing my mamal exam tomorrow

which should get me classified as a proper mamal as of next week
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# mamal?
or mammal?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# HOW ARE YOU OLD
Yiffer.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# aceness
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# *hides*
evils !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Ha ha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I always feel like somebody's watching me! (and I have no privacy) oo-oh
Very sinister woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# washing up
drinking booze

you?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Not much. Just watched a film.
Trying to shake a headache. Might turn in early today ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
# sweet
i may do the same
enjoy the bash the other week?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Yeah, it was fun

Although the amount of people made it a bit impossible to meet everyone, other than saying a few words and then move on. But it was certainly nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I likes this a lots.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I love that dude :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Those are the sort of eyes
that graze at you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Oh SHIT

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Nicely done
I am swung round to get yesterday's technology; I can't achieve anything in CS4 or CS4 Fireworks that moves
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I'm still on CS3 here.

Bought it about two weeks before CS4 came out. Grrr.
Oh well, seems animating is even shitter in CS4, alledgy.

however, FACE EYES!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuuck...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# How I mourn the demise of Image Ready
twas a handy little platform
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Yeah, me too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I still use CS2 Photoshop 7 . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Yeah
rub it in fella
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Chaw . . . got my goggles on . . . waiting for the spit ` ` `
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM NOM
nom nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
# it took me literaly moments to spot
the cleverness :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

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