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(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# But... but..
Black has already won once and yellow 5 times! How can this be?

How rude... woosome!
(Jokel, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Experimenting with a couple of new ideas:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# why is it always ********** in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Baby got Bacchus!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hello slag
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Why are you always so mean to me? :(
*shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# cos you won't marry me!
anyway i love you loads! i offered to show you my cyst!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# no-one has ever offered to show me their cyst :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# You can see Amy's.
I've heard she'll show it to anyone :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# *sings cysters are doing it for themselves*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# These puns are a bloody
Pan-demic.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# What?
You want a fucking APOLLO-gy or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# oh my god!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Shut up you HERA-tic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# God-Demeter, your puns are a pain in the Argus!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# oh you ares-hole
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I say!
That's a bit top.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Top stuff vaggy
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] What I play at work all day.


Doesn't verk et 400px. Doesn't verk vell et 500px. Please to be clicking for ze 55KB biggar.
En please please please not to be Shirley Bindun.
(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Roffle!
Have a weekend pearoast hitler....



Click for full image (250kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# John Cleese?
Don't mention the war!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Ha.
I noticed that after about an hour of it being on the board. Ho hum :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I like it anyway :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Maybe you would prefer this one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Now that's hitler
Or the screen from a broken exercise bike
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# haha
Please enter Programme?.....

1) 5 minute flat jog
2) 12 minute Hillclimb Fat Burner
3) Final Solution
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# The hillclimb program at the gym has nothing on real hills and a mountain bike!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# it doesn't get you muddy enough
or give you cuts on your leg from the chain
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I find the chain isn't the problem
It's the brambles across the path, I have lots of cuts and bruises after all the gardening and cycling over the weekend :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I vant to break vrei
I vant to break vrei
I vant to take kon-trol of Europe
and murder all people not like meeeeeeee
I vant to break vrei
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# yay!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# SEND IN ROMMEL!
TO DEFEAT ZE ENGLISH PIGDOGS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# / :¬=)
(Necroflange, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# er
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Latitude can fuck off
Jimmy's Farm is where it's at. KT Tunstall ftw

*misses Nick Cave*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Nick Cave is at Latitude
KT Tunstall is a whiney munter
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# woo hoo!
nice legs though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# No.
She should be force-fed ground glass and barbed-wire omelettes until she shits out her colon in bloody pools of agony.

No, I'm not a fan.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# There are some great people there you lucky sod.
I have a tea towel signed by Nick Cave. I BRING the rock and roll.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# All my tea towels are orange
Since my orange handtowels lost their colour in the wash.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I saw the Nick cave tea towel
in the Observer yesterday!

Possibly the most bizarre piece of pop memorabilia I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Comedy tent is worth it alone
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# if you can get in
it's always rammed- and you can't cocking smoke in there. Literary tent FTW
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# *checks Lattitude line up*
Oooooh! Neil Hannon's new band are playing. As are Magazine! Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# ..and the pet shop boys, and grace jones
*ebays tickets immediately*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# And Doves and Scott Matthews.
*buys*

Oh, and Little Boots....

*sells*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# and mika
*buys back just so he can sell again*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# KT Tunstall is most certainly *not* FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Cheer up
She's just a girl!

I just wish I could afford Latitude and tolerate camping.
As it is, Jimmy's Farm is walking distance from my house
and only £45 the weekend. Athlete/Jose Gonzales/Badly Drawn Boy.
Not quite Donnington, no. But more to be confirmed one hopes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I'd happily kick her to death with my steel toe-caps.
See *points* - that's made me happy.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Just because you don't like someone's music, tv personality, whatever,
is no reason to talk about kicking them to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# hehe
Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I hope nothing SEXY happens
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# It's always sexy party time
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Yay! Is it Family Guy Gif Time? Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# alright!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# It's the power of love!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# You spin me right round baby, right round like a record baby...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I love that sequence :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# SQUORRETS WUTI TATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# people who annoy you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# haha
(JoePesky, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# isn't CompuServe dead now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# no, that's not how you do morse code
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# .. / .... --- .--. . / -. --- - .... .. -. --. / ... . -..- -.-- / .... .- .--. .--. . -. ...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# is that Morse for 'Ant army recruits four pikemen'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# .- -. - / .- .-. -- -.-- / .-. . -.-. .-. ..- .. - ... / ..-. --- ..- .-. / .--. .. -.- . -- . -.
That's morse for 'Ant army recruits four pikemen'
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# haha thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# .. ..-. / -. --- - .... .. -. --. / ... . -..- -.-- / . ...- . .-. / .... .- .--. .--. . -. . -.. --..-- / - .... . / .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / -... . / .- / -- ..- -.-. .... / ... .- -.. -.. . .-. / .--. .-.. .- -.-. .
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# There are those of us that are uninterested in such matters
There's far too much SCIENCE to be done.

In other news, one of my friends bought the new monkey island at the weekend, it's bloody ace. Shame they changed Elaine's voice though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# yeah, but SCIENCE!™ can be sexy, too!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I suppose it can be
Doesn't mean it interests me though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# what do you mean voice?
you mean her text is no longer purple?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Voice from Monkey Island 3 + 4
At least they got the same Guybrush in :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# the only decent mi was the first one
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# They have remade it
Comes out on the 15th I think
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# >:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Growing old
is when you haven't any idea what

/:¬=)

means
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# turn your monitor on it's left side and look at it again.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Shouldn't that be on the right side?
My bike has done around 30 miles (around 20 have been offroad) over the weekend and everything is holding up well.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# yeah i couldn't decide to say left or right, it's the right side as you look at it,
but would be the left side as the monitor looks at you.

don't speak too soon, your saddle will fail in service, then you'd be buggered.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I had that replaced though
And it's a good one, it will be ok for a while yet
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# It's Hitler innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
*sees it*

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Did you have to put your readers on grandad? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# manual extraction of feces
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# High Ena
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# haha
she used to scare me. She reminded me of my grumpy Great Nan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# She reminds me of Katy Perry.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Morning Mr.
When's the big move happening?

Have you heard anything from the captain? Is she getting better?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Morning! She's good, last we spoke, she's just not b3ta-ing for the time being.
The move is problematic, but getting there...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# That's good to hear, please tell her I said hi.
What would moving be if it weren't problematic, stressful and expensive :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I will indeed.
Re: Moving: I'm just praying for 'not so difficult as usual'....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I hope it goes well
My move was pretty much problem free, just expensive having to buy things for the first time :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# DON'T SAY THAT!
mmmm

tartan Wilma Flintstone dress
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Nah, she's lully, just messing...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# did you see the stage hand at her T in the Prk gig having to hold her up when she visited the crowd?
that guy got paid to hold her around the waist and stick his face in her arse.

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/12/article-1199022-05AE4614000005DC-823_468x806.jpg

WHERE DO I APPLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Oooh, I say!
That's a bit tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
awesome, N!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Arf-age!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Had too much cheeses yesterday...

Hang on, think I've got this sorted now...
(stealthbanana, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# THIS ROULES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Du Vin, Du Pain,
Du Spang.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Sunday is cheeses day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# saint agur is far superior to le roulé
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Ahhh the 336.23 KB cheese, a good vintage
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# the cheese wasn't even aged when the pic started loading
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# optimisation is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# No...
broadband is my friend...
(stealthbanana, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Being a cunt won't win you any friends on here melado.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# optimisation is our friend

cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Ah well...
... back to lurking.
(stealthbanana, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
#
www.elated.com/articles/the-save-for-web-feature/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# prod is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# ^ what he said
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# a member for 5 years and this is your attitude?
you utter cuntnugget.

your pic wasn't even funny

edit: Now I've refluffed, I retract all of this, except the subject line.
edit 2: NOW THAT'S B3TARING! Pull up a kitten, shop a chair etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# That is a fucking rank attitude
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
# How's My Filesize?
Call 1-800-LEARNINGOPTIMISATION

Edit: Wow! Now only 12K... Impressive.
Edit Edit: Well, in fairness, not so much so now. No Coco-Pops today?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Arf! :)

Good morning sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Morning!
Howsit, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I'm at work and it is quite busy

also, my throat hurts a bit from the large cubans we smoked after the bbq yesterday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# That's a cigar thing, yes?
Not a Caribbean resident gangsta-styleee 'wacking', yes?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# haha
now it's only 10Kb

read the faq stealthbanana
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
# someone spat his dummy!



in all honesty this is much better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# It looks like a Sinclair Spectrum 16K game now
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# This looks awesome now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Thankfully Graham Coxon got well enough to play the headline for Sunday night
the stand-in act wasn't needed...




also - Katy Perry GMTFH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Mon the Bucky!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# there's some fun buckfast vids on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# yea I've seen some of them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# ;D
seen some been in most
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I needed the money
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Those look like an upstanding bunch of lads! I'm sure that they will do well in their school examinations.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# that IS their school examination
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# what happy fellows, outdoors in the fresh air
all in uniform too, I bet their mums are proud
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# What upstanding chaps.
Captains of Industry, every one of them.
Here's betting they all have those oh-so-sensible 4-year-old-size BMX push bikes as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# What is THAT all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# They're nicked!
Adults tend to lock their bikes up, kids don't
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
# aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Harry Potter and b
in the park
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# She could have at least earnt the money, the tight bint

Edit: Do I get extra points for shit usage of a filter?
Edit 2: You will need to read the story on the homepage about how Ginger-Fuhrer was robbed, otherwise it makes no sense and I just look random
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# oh.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Erm, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# What is this supposed to be?
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Read the Site news on the homepage
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Aah, thanks.
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# ha
Kentish Town must have an entirely different class of scammer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# there's Christine
the bald lady with the trolley

I ususally buy a Big Issue off of her when I see her
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# heh
I realised my sister used to live round the corner from you - she used to call it 'Knife Town'
also:hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Depends. Queen's Crescent is pretty rough, so I've heard, but (say) Kelly Street with its pastel coloured houses..
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Heh.While looking up Kentish Town on google maps I found this:
maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=nowhere+else+road&sll=-41.396789,146.301732&sspn=0.041529,0.079222&ie=UTF8&z=13
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Is it
because nowhere else has that name?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Guess so. I would hate to live in a street with a 'comedy' name like that, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Kentish Town? Australia?
I'm never taking directions from you!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I would for a £10er
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Scammers are cheaper around here
They usually ask for bus fare.

Seriously. Usually a couple of quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# "We go down to the shopping mall with thirty silver coins ... "


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Why is it never raining any more in your pictures?
(and: Woo!)

Morning, board!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Finally it would appear I have managed to force a crack in the meme!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I like this
It's purdy
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Cheers Mr Bigglysmall
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# misty and atmospheric! awesome work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Yays!
Haven't seen you around for a while - all well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# hey Vagab', just took some time off, that's al :D
good to be back, though!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
# yays and 'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Good ningles, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ooooooo, it has a different look to it
me likes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# No new posts in 3 hours


I feel so dirty :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Oh Maximinius!
Why do you force me to punish you so hard?

*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I couldn't help it, it was eating away at my brain!
This is what happens when you look at hiring garden machinery.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I am just like so totally rissing my bollocks off about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Hint: mouse over
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Oh its doing that bloody thing of disappearing after a few seconds
The newest image post on the page does that on my machine for some reason.

EDIT: NO! It's working now.

Jesus Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Blame no new posts for 3 hours. I wouldn't have made it if others were active!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# It's a rotovator though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Camon say it's a tiller
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Ignore him,
a rotovator is just another name for a rotary tiller ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I see
I need one anyway, part of my lawn currently looks like the somme in 1916

I need to replant 1/2 the grass so I might as well level it all at the same time :P www.b3tards.com/u/73ec12ab3d29a4d600fa/11072009396-001.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Aye, I know the feeling.
There are two big round patches of grass on my lawn like that where we had a big paddling pool last summer and a massive trampoline.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I've never seen such an uneven lawn though :S
It broke my old lawnmower, and by old I mean 3 weeks old. And it didn't help when I put down lawn feed & weed, since it seems 1/2 the lawn was in fact weeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
# That sounds a bit shit,
mine is by no means flat, but it mows properly with no issues at all. What are your neighbours lawns like? Have they got grass problems too?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Theirs are all level
It looks like they had them levelled at some point. My house is rented, so noone previously gave a shit, which is why the lawn was unmowed for months and the shrubs growing like a jungle. I've started clearing all those weeds on the right of the picture, there's another 5 feet of lawn buried under those.

There's actually a hedge behind that lot and rose bushes buried amongst the junk.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Fucking hell.
Well good luck fella :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# My dad is bringing a brush cutter over tomorrow evening
that will deal with the weeds and overgrown shrubs, then it's just a matter of levelling it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# keep digging, you might find Percy Thrower
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I'm more worried about finding Japanese WW2 soldiers that didn't hear the war was over.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# A rotovator by any other name would still till for wheat.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
*slaps Maximinimus*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)
# It's never too early for a spangin'! :D
'nings everyone
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitleroverload.com
Easiest way to scare friends and win(lose) arguments: send them this for a greeting card.


Bigger version here.

Edit: Never imagined this would make front page... Thanks!
(lbucket, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:54, archived)
# I like this :)
Ghost Hitler looks like a lovely chappy.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:55, archived)
#
For some reason everybody loves ghost hitler.
(lbucket, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 6:47, archived)
#
'cause he's dead
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Because
He reminds them of Jimbo the jet or whatever he was called?

Nice collection, grats on FP :)
(Cloudane, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# lol hitler you fucking greb
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:56, archived)
[challenge entry] You didn't do this one:


(looks more like Charlie Chaplin but anyway...)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 6:00, archived)
# one of those should be a redex for added effect
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 6:04, archived)
# I am pretty disappointed hitleroverload.com is not a real web site
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 6:15, archived)
# or hitleroverlord.com
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)
# this wins
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 7:27, archived)
# Heh, nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 7:55, archived)
# I'm a fan.
Therefore I blow. But on the subject: This compilation wins, with Ghosthitler leading its way.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
# poor nevada hitler.
always living in the shadow of california hitler.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 8:31, archived)
# EPIC *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 8:35, archived)
# :D

clicky
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 8:47, archived)
# hahaha
needs more Hitler!

'ningles all. I'm trying to get a day off today. I've been awake since 12am.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 8:49, archived)
# A day off what?

Get drawing, you lazy bum!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:01, archived)
# I know, I know
I had one off in February!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Coffee will keep you going
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Not this time unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# If I can't sleep, i'll start counting these.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)
# all good
pointy hitler being particularly chucklesome
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I like this!
Whatler? is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Brilliant
I like this!
(ColinS needs to eat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Ghost hitler
is my favourite too
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# So many Hitlers, so little time....
*click*
(mr, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# i like Wide Hitler myself
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Smileys
Someone should convert these into a smiley set for msn et al - perfect for those friendly chats about right-wing politics!
(Mattle, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# hmm
Fat hitler looks like eric cartman
(europe-who, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Fifty nifty Hitleys
Helihitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# STONKING GREAT CLICKZILLA 4 U
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# a smorgasbord
of Hitlers! ace stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Clicked
when I saw Double Hitler, and it just got better from there.
(SpamHammer thinks the world will end on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# haha!
Oddly enough, I drew this about 15 years ago, and it includes Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
# hitleroverload.com
is still available, incidentally.

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Personal Favorites:
Shaking Hitler and Magic Hitler.
(lbucket, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Helihitler...
Still laughing 5 minutes later...

(the_leander, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)
# this is brilliant.
I will use it to learn to draw all the expressions. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# ENTER THE TEMPLE OF FITNESS
 
 
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:38, archived)
# ONE HOPE ONE QUEST
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:41, archived)
# WITNESS THE FREEBASE
RIP 2008-7/7/09
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:47, archived)
# I WANT TO ENTER THE TEMPLE
AND WORSHIP THE ROWING MACHINE.

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:43, archived)
# WORK DEM THIGH MULES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:45, archived)
# fuck yes!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 6:23, archived)
# ; _ ;
Godspeed my recently departed friend.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:47, archived)
# yeah I totally missed the memo on that one
 
there were a couple of weeks when I was hardly on b3ta at all there
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:54, archived)
# and where the hell is mofaha?
Everyone is leaving.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 6:19, archived)
# I've been catching up on paperwork
 
THREE YEARS' WORTH, TO BE PRECISE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 6:43, archived)
# Is he back again? I tought he died...
woo to this one tough!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:35, archived)
# BOING BOING BOING
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:43, archived)
# Needs more work I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:45, archived)
# ten punds is quite a lot of moneys.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:58, archived)
[challenge entry] i knew that nessy was trouble
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 4:32, archived)
# hitler wang
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 4:34, archived)
#
Alot Of People Now Believe In The Lochness Monster, So if Any Of You Wanna Come Barging in Here Ruining Their Moments Go Somewhere Else PERIOD! And Some Of You Are Now Thinking " Oh There is Only One Loch Ness Monster in The World " Have You Ever Thought There Was A Possibility! I Mean Have Logic, And if it Wasn't The loch Ness Monster Then What Was it, It Rarely Comes Out Of The Water! And Do You Have Evidence That There is No Lochness Monster i Know i Dont But Do You ?
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 4:41, archived)
# Didn't some guy admit on his deathbed years ago that he faked those pictures?
Still, people will believe what they want to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 4:44, archived)
#
you can't sie things in that water , it's dark and deep there . and what if the monster is right for your nose? you could't die than... i think no one will try it. and if the monster is in the lake , and the monster is on the right side en you're on the left side and you swim to the right side can the monster by on the other side so i think they will never find him..............
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 4:49, archived)
# The monster was caught by Japanese driftnet fisherman.
The reptile was later thinly sliced, distributed and served in sushi
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:30, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
# LOCH NAZI MONSTER
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley Byndonne?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 4:11, archived)
# commie nazis ftw
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 4:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 4:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 4:50, archived)
# The fact that I have clicked this means something. It's probably incurable.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:02, archived)
# I click pretty much everything,
It's too late for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Che Vimod. Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Pearoast time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Paris "The Hitman" Hilton
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:25, archived)
# ahhhhhhahhhhahhhah
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:25, archived)
# yay
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:31, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 4:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Is Paris Hilter burning?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 6:58, archived)
# Don't ask


I've got no answers.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)
# robot geisha ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
# wood
and would
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)
# brings a whole new meaning to the phrase poop shoot
fuck it, i'm off to bed. g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Oh Japan..
What the fuck is wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)
# deprive anyone of cocks and cunts in porno and
they will come up with shit like this i guess
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Methane power?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:20, archived)
# DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
 
what's that scene from?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:26, archived)
# hmm
Some samurai guy seems to be pissing the girl off. She turns around and bends over, and a machine gun protrudes from her arse.

That's all I know.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)
# I think it might be machine girl
www.imdb.com/title/tt1050160/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:33, archived)
# excellent.
 
Saw the new Park Chan-wook picture on Friday, highly recommended:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0762073/

also Drag Me To Hell last night.. it is pretty much what you would expect
maybe marginally better than I expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 5:44, archived)
# bit of progress on the rat saucer

i made all the steering geeblies today
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)
# this is good
but the word geeblies is fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)
# whoops i meant greeblies
never mind
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)
# my username change confuzzled some, so I am changning it back
Lindsay Lohan
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:38, archived)
# poor girl
her pants are so tight, all her flab has gone into her feet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)
# that's called a cankle isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:44, archived)
# indeed it is
i once saw a woman with cankles so bad, the skin of her ankles was actually being rubbed raw on the pavement
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)
# she was wearing one of those muu muu things
she was so ugly and smelled so badly of sweat that she made me feel physically sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
# I JUST ATE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# me too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:56, archived)
# I have a pretty strong stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)
# so have i
i once watched john mccririck on tv for a full 2 minutes without puking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Would
Edit: Bob?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)
# didn't fool me
no sir, not for a minuet
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# fuck balls
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)
# i find it's much easier to fuck holes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)
# if a ball had a hole in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:44, archived)
# i suppose so
any hole is a goal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)
# bowling ball
id need at least a 12.
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Isn't that a doughnut (of sorts)?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)
# French cunt
give me my phone back
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)
# "Give me your tired, your poor and your apples"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)
# LiBERTY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)

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