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# COAP for tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# YAY

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I diagnose Single-Pixel Japseye Disease
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ..uh?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# long face long haired hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# fucking nazi hippies
and their wildly conflicting political opinions
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hit lars? cock tuesday? i have a pee for that!
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# from the vault, this was the first proper flash animation i ever saw i think
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIuR5TNyL8Y
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# amazing
almost as good as mine

*cowers in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# FIRE
BAD
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# god... look at that smug bastard belming away
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# just give 'em whiskey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# i kept waking up and falling back to sleep last night which made me have a really vivid
dream that james hetfiled died of a heart attack
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Gaz Top?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# 1/10 for effort

What kind of jizz matching algorithm are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# im using Jizzmaster zero


its frankly non jizz like
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Her rhythm seams fine to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# high quality jizz is a tough thing to master
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# i left that nani torn, told me she was into that bukake porn!
that is some fantastic jizz.
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# mine comes out wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# *superpokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# That's a fine statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)
# ah yes
the african slow running spunk antelope
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# :O
spunkelope you mean?
(st-evo And thats why fat people goto disney land, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Oh, it's an older beast than that
Spunkasaurus
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
#
Just saw this on this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I read about her in one of my old lady mags
She's GORGEOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# She was hot, I was shocked when I found out she was post-op
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# don't worry, it doesn't make you gay.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# it does
all the way gay
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ouch, this morning.
The horrors of being unemployed
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I know :(
I didnt get the PhD I applied for :(

But they offered me a one year M.Res instead.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Is that funded too?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# 10k + fees
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Not bad money to be a student
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah, and more letters after my name....
Got nowt else on the table as now...

I might have to return the favour and ask for help on brum housing tho! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# No problem.
My girlfriend's right in the city centre though, might not be where you want to be.
I could have a word with my brother, he went to uni there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Probably the other side of the campus
Sellyoak area as it's not a too far walk to the campus from there.

I'll find out more about the M.Res first, abd see if it's something I wanna do.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Fuck!
She makes far too attractive a woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I thought it was hannah from hollyoaks to begin with... I missed the start....then schofield started talking...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Emma rigby
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# *googles*
Ah I see. Yeah, does look like her rather.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Phwooro!
*reads story*

...oh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Still..... drunk enough.... probably would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I have always wondered what a post op actually looks like down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# it can't look any worse than Megan Fox's downstairs mixup
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# google it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I'm not sure I want to now....
EDIT: That wasn't actually so bad....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)
# she's alright, though blonde 16 year old isn't really my cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# But she used to be a man!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# she's not any more though, it all works out roughly the same
if you know what you're looking at you can see the handsome german boy in that face, can't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Yeah,
I've slept with more manly looking women when drunk :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Since it's not threadworthy
I had another go at my panoramic picture:

Click for 4000x693 (894kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# veh pretty maxi
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Thanks :) I'll take some others of my cycle route later in the week
Do some full 360* ones too.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# nice - here's 3 photos I stitched together


Click for bigger (284 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)
# That's nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Oooh, I like that.
have a bit of the Alps, also made from 3 pics:


The bigger version is too big to link to.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# oo I like that
reminds me of the beginning of Where Eagles Dare
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Broadsword calling Danny Boy....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# corr! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Derbyshire is like the alps of the midlands
Only without the snow, scenery and altitude. Plus it has lots of pollution and inbreds. In fact, it's nothing like the alps.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ...
B3ta Bell-end curve
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Thats one hell of a Bell curve
Bell END curve?
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Martha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Not Hitler!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Sugar, honey, melons, etc.


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha! Nice one


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# it's the bastard son of Arcimboldo and Shakira
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Pac Man or Fozzy?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I was thinking Pacman as he ate cherries, but then Fozzy probably was cherry
so in summary, it probably doesn't matter.

forget I was ever here.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# That frightens me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# hmmm, I'd love to pop her cherry if you know what I mean ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# are you suggesting that you would like to be the first man to penetrate her vagina with your erect penis?
whether she cares for it or not?

I seek clarity
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# yes, i'd like to force my huge floppy cock in her virgin vaginamouth
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I hear she has a cracking kebab too.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Why does everyone in your world have black lines attacking their faces?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Her teeth are like the stars...
...They come out at night.

Her eyes are like pools...

...cesspool.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# ArF!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Waits for the abuse about the moustache.


(Fon Repeat until funny, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# *abuses moustache area*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# In a sexual or vocal way?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Both the above. Sexy then shouty.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# *administers moustache-related abuse*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# is it wednesday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# YES *
* no
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# It's COCK Tuesday
but it seems to die...:(, just like freebase
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Good.
Cock Tuesday is a shit two man bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Well it's Cockweasle, Wormulus, Mediocre and me
so it's a four man bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I like your loose definition of the word "man"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# good...both are shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# well, fix a replacement then
you mr sir bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Don't compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Do you realise
You haven't entered it into the hitler challenge?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# perhaps because he hasn't drawn Hitler?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Eh?
I see hitler
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Oh fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Oh, you mean it actually has to be drawn?
Like on paper? I looked through the entries and very few are so assumed it meant draw as in make a representation.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# You don't have to use pen and paper, no.
But you have to draw it. Not shop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Ok, fair enough
But 4 of the most popular are shopped? If they aren't sticking to the rules how come they are popular? I'm not having a go or owt like that, If I made a mistake by posting mine fair enough.

I wasn't following orders.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# don't apply logic where logic is inapplicable
the universe and/or internets may break
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Well if something is clicked on the board,
it is gonna go up the popular page. The entries aren't removed from the image challenge if they don't fit the brief.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# 'Draw Hitler'

I take it it's okay to draw on your computer.
People compo anything, but what's the use really? I mean, where will it get them?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Let me explain ;)
This week we're having a drawing competition. We want you to use pens, pencils, crayons, blood, anything really, but you have to draw Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Ok,
Could I, using photoshop draw a 'tache on something/someone to make it become hitler? Would that count?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# The 'Draw Hitler's moustache on stuff' compo is next week
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I wouldn't say so, no.
That is drawing a moustache, not Hitler.

But you know, it isn't as if this is the first compo where people just read one word and make an entry, and I am sure it won't be the last.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Indeed

But what kept me wondering is what's the point of entering in a challenge if you don't fit the challenge description anyway? Just post what you want, you don't have to compo everything.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Sadly we will never know the answer to this :)
It's like people who feel that they have to ented every compo, regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# This, many times this.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)
# You can do as you please
Everyone else does and no one comes here for the rules.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I am drawing a Hitler on sweets.
Any medium, as long as there is pens.

Or other drawing mediums
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# DRAW the clue is in the word
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# doesn't fit the brief as eveyone says...
otherwise I would have compo'ed this:

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Compo it!
*joke*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# But I thought the rules were there to be ignored?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I have them on my ignore list
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Is that because it doesn't fit the brief?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I always thought he was more of a boxers man
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Sorted
(Fon Repeat until funny, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Please see the above comments....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9580596
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# *skullfucks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# In 1843, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Farting.
"Parp" said the kleptomaniac tulip fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Don't say you're not using my invention on a very regular basis!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# *parps in Mediocre's face*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I like this gentle approach of yours...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# hahah, looks like bernard cribbins....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# *has a cup o' tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Because Bernard Cribbins is Hitler.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning all, had a good weekend?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Ooof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# However,
I have foolishly comped it due to me getting the compo rules wrong.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# A rare photo of Hitler's favourite cow...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!

CHEDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# :D
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# No, "Moo!"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# officelol
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Mein Udder!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Whiter than white milk!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# COWTLER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hahahahah !bloody hell, KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hitler dairies?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] My First Post & Compo Entry
I do hope I didn't do anything silly like misunderstand the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Good n00b :D

Welcome! You'll never leave, shop for kittens, pull a chair, the usual....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# ^this
and this coming from me!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Not only are you being nice, you got the spelling and grammar right in your entire post too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# There generally nothing wrong with my grammar
I do always find it interesting that my dyslexia is a point of ridicule.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# There generally? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# that was on a porpoise
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# edit le post
such that the post type changes to a hitler challenge entry.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
#
Doh! I'd meant to do that.
Darn Noobishness!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Good noob. Compo it!

(edit post, drag-down box)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
#
Thanks, have just done so :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I bet that will cause pain!!



Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# :D
RUN R RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Sacre Blue!
Have a click :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
#
Why thank you good sir!
I must say the welcome to Noobs is rather spiffing around here.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# you're lucky - you're a good noob
they usually post an unshopped image the size of brazil and then run off crying when everyone shouts at them.

Congratulations!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Well if that's standard protocol...
...I can oblige and post it in HUGE size without having rotated it. I could also use language in my posts that suggests I was educated at the Ridings School at the height of it's popularity. Alas all that just seems the "done thing". I never was much into going with the status quo (Nor do I like it when they "rock all over the world" at their age).
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# It's cos you did it right
My first post resulted in me being called a 'cuntbadger' ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahah! awesome first postage!
welcome to b3ta, turn a kitten inside-out, launch a chair, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# le welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Hit it with your baguette !
Hit it hard.
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Technically RPS as it was taken on a Sunday
It's been tattyshopped a fair bit though.

Snowdonia

Panorama for those with small Internets (88KB 2000x236)

Panorama for those with big Internets (684KB 5934x700)

Miner's pass, cold, windy and no hot chocolate in the equally shitty new top building.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# So they finally finished it then.
Nice panorama btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Yes. Though I can't see why they bothered in the first place considering they still don't bother
sending anyone around to clear up the inevitable mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# My internets is average sized
where's my link?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Very nice panorama, mind!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Open the small one and half of the big one.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Good thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Fireworks was getting annoyed with editing an image that was 500MB in total
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I heard it doesn't handle larger files that well
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# *ahem*
larger
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Very very lovely
*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# *pulls out "i've been up there" flag*
(Peter_G, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hitler On Ice
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# first
lol

Hahaha, I'd go and see that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Everybody dance now!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I bet (s)he has a "wide Brazilian" toothbrush style muff.
Wow, I never thought I'd type out that sentence again.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Arf!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# TANZEN!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Tutu LOLS!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# He is surely the brother of the Emperor?!

Edit:This picture is proof enough that he indeed has come from the dark side.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# pfft
trimex.us/img/$rand/bbc_a_new_pope.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# DANCE THE JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# But I am a buddhist....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Ding dong
Am I too late for dance teim?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# It's never too late....
I watched Team America last night. Oh how that makes me laugh!


(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Oi! Hitler!

Show us your clunge!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha! Hallo Ninj!
How's you?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Moooooooley!!
Fine sir! You? Where's tha bin matey? \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I worry about my mental state

Lol pt 2
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# you should be ;-) do you play violent video games?
/daily mail blog
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Needs more quicktiem
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Quicktime has nothing to do with this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# what is this quicktime/hitler connection that I keep seeing on here?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# There is none

I posted a drawing of Hitler with a Quicktime logo on his sleeve. People were thinking there was some secret message behind it. I used it again and again (about ten times, I just discovered) and that was that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# It waz onli 4 teh lulz

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# haha
That's what happens when you drink a full can of bees.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Damnit

*wipes screen*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# hahahaha
I just managed to swallow my tea in time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Wife beater next!
Bonus points if she is preganant ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I say madam
i never realised you were so dark
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# RACIST
I'm in a bit of a strange mood today :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Oh my...
Morning miss Cradock. Is all well in the city of Townsville?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Not bad thank you!
I had a meeting about my show last night and it's all getting a bit exciting. How did you do last night? And of course - is your bike still in one piece?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Technically it's in lots of pieces,
but they are all still attached and working within operational parameters.
I lost 7lb this week, thanks to all the extra cycling I've been doing. Did you have yours already or are you going tonight again?

I'm sure your show will go well, you should draw an army of evil super hamsters.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# 7lb! Bloody hell, well done. That's a baby! Not the prettiest baby, but a baby nonetheless :D
There will be hamsters, oh yes... there will be hamsters.
My meeting is tonight, though I've forgotten my blasted book and card, hopefully the mad dash home will knock another pound off.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Well I didn't lose anything last week
So it's really only 3.5lb

Yegads, I've just entered my weight into the tracker, I'm allowed 1 point less a day now. Not that I ever eat anywhere near the number of points I'm allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# That'll have to wait
I've got one more in storage for this afternoon which is my favourite so far
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Excellent.
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
# oof....
thats the only time I've looked away from the screen when watching a film...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Oh my!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# LOL!
Make sure you get your five-a-day:
Apple,Orange,Tomato,Concrete,Broccoli.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# well who doesn't like eating blue stuff off the curb? :D
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: JAW

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# American History: LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# The pooling blood is very disturbing...
Nicely, all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# For the best shave a Dictator's wife can get...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha
yes!

To quote Lord Flashheart - Nice beard, gives me somthing to hang onto!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# hahahah, "any woman who wants to chain herself to MY raillings, and suffer a JET movement gets my vote!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# *woof!*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I'm not sure which is sexier

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# you like your girls like you like your hams
hairy and stern ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nice one, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Cheers JP!
:D Mornin' everyone BTW \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha
/I can see her pussy blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# EEEVA! Auf Wiedersehen!
/Wolfenstein
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Haaaahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Vii!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Of course!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Ah, such classics as Final (solution) Countdown
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# this would be a pretty cool game tough
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I imagine it being like the original Medal of Honour
But from the Germans' perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# It must be kind of strange to be german
and kill german people in that kind of games. Not every german is a evil nazi, not even in that time and/or army. I'm currently playing Company of Heroes...also really cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I don't kill people
I strike the hitbox of a polygon model
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# But don't you get the urge to go out and kill people?
The Daily Mail has fauxSCIENCE proof (reader opinion) that there is a direct link between video game violence and real life violence. It's not just that there are a few mentalists in the millions of players of said games.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
give a Mail reader a game in which they shoot Germans and watch them try not to
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hahaha SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# what annoys me most is that politicians
are discussing about banning violent computer games but apparently see no problem with real life shooting clubs / competitions (because they're "traditional", my ass)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Guntrading, going to war with sandcounty;s and allowing R&B music
...it's so hypocritical
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# There's nothing violent about shooting at a piece of paper with circles drawn on it.
I used to belong to a rifle club, I also play violent computer games and watch violent movies. I don't feel the urge to go out and stab/shoot people though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Usually being cropped up in a subway train urges me to shoot, stab or blow up people
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# See - I only watch
Bambi continuously, at top volume, and I find the urge to kill people overwhelming and sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# that's generally right
but the killer from the last killing spree here in germany got his guns from his father's closet (they were both members of a shooting club), and do you think they took it as a reason to tighten the firearms laws? Of course not! What would the lobbyists say! But oh, hey, the guy had "Killerspiele" on his PC, they must be responsible, let's ban them all!
/rant

Edit: The reasons for someone to go batshit are of course much more complex than that and would require a deep psychological approach, but try to sell that to the papers two days after another shooting. fucking politics.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# yay!
NWIOT...

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Pfft
An overdose of heroin is fatal in the short term. But there has been no research whatsoever into long term effects.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# today I am feeling particularly intolerant
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Of me?
What did I do?
I can change! :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# hahah no
just generally
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Ah, well that's ok then
*posts some more offensive BrassEye quotes*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# YES! THIS TIMES A MILLION!!!!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# a MILLION!
wow!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Ha ha ah!
Wii have ways of making you rawk!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Arf!
Mini TJ (from my inbox re: post)

Dear Zak,

I’m writing from Korg USA, Inc., exclusive U.S. distributor for Marshall amplifiers. Thanks very much for your feedback on Marshall’s amplifiers. We have held a meeting, and rated your feedback at a solid 7.5.

Should you wish to reduce this feedback, we here at Korg, Marshall, and Vox recommend you attempt to move your guitar further away from the amplifier. If you’re enjoying the feedback, however, we recommend you grab the wammy bar and make it shriek like a banshee.


Richard Formidoni

Marketing Specialist
Korg USA, Inc.

hehe - at least they aren't doing a Prince threatening legal action.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Feedback of the feedback!

Ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Haha
At least he didn't call it a "tremelo arm" which bugs me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# It wasn't very large
There was just enough room to cram the drums
In the corner over by the Dodge
It was a fifty-four
With a mashed up door
And à cheesy little amp
With a sign on the front said
"Fender Champ"
And a second-hand guitar
It was a Stratocaster with a whammy bar
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# hahaha
that's a top reply
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hahahahahah! nice to see they have a sense of humour :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# outstanding!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# that is fucking awesome
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# haha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like korg.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# good work fella!
But... Korg, Marshall and Vox are all owned by the same company?
What a swizz!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:33, archived)
# hahahah, I guess you get to use the Wii remote to do the old Hail Hitler salute :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hehe...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# "Salute the screen to begin your game"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# HIGHSCORE TABLE
MaoZeDong 78,000,000
5tal1n 23,000,000
HITler 12,000,000
t0jo 5,000,000
IZZYENVER 1,700,000
Kimlikestosing 1,600,000
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Coldplay 15
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] threadjackquestion
posted this at the weekend when image host was down. is there way i can add a compo tag to it without pearoasting?

(bear in mind i am a bit thick)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Yes thicky :)
You can edit your post (or your old post if you can find it) and there should be a drop-down that lets you tag it as a challenge entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# of course! i knew that!
thus demonstrating my thickness
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] ...Not just for Christmas

Christmas dinner '08, vegetarian naturally!
(Sorbus is sitting on his shelf, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Nice Mustarche
Sprautfresser!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
# teh power of chuntey
Sein Schnauzer ist von Mangochutney gemacht
(Sorbus is sitting on his shelf, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I bet you posted this at Christmas too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I bet you pooped at Christmas too
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# The chances are good, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I love to poop at Christmas
ho ho ho

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I like to hold down Santa a shit in his mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Poop on Santa while it's Christmas
falalalala lala la laaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I like to bottle and sell his tears
that I collect by making he watch as I put his elves through a cheese grater feet first.

falalalala lala la laaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Marry a kid and beat her sensless falalalalah lalalala
kill a jew and bomb a pub falalalalah lalalala

no more party's
no more jolly's
falalalalah
falalalalah
lalalala


(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Nein, das ist kein Braterbse
nah, not a pearoast. Made it for a Führerphile friend.
(Sorbus is sitting on his shelf, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# careful, it'll probably invade the stuffing and make a treaty with roast potatoes, only to go back on it in a few years time
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# That plate
Looks clean enough to eat ya Hitler off
Not
(Frogb3at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)
# your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
# She long gone
(Frogb3at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I've got Frank Drebin style inner monologue going at the moment.
"It's then I had to ask myself, just WHY has the boss turned on the heating when it's 23*C outside?"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
# This is reminding me of how hungry I am
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
# It reminds me of earwax
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Vegetarian Christmas Dinner?
*falls off chair laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# morning b3ta, have some poetry
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# :S
All do respect?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# do they?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
# yea
he's quirky
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# JB!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
# What broke on your monitor, mighty RG?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Just a little lcd pixel problem.
A who cluster has stuck so I'm going t5o have to tkae in back to get exchanged.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I hope they aren't arseholes about it
Most companies don't care about broken pixels
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
# As I said it's a cluster and it's a one week one monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Most places still count a cluster up to about 9 pixels as a single one though
It used to piss me off big style. I don't find many monitors with faulty pixels these days.

Fingers crossed they will replace it painlessly though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Have you tried this sort of thing?
www.wikihow.com/Fix-a-Stuck-Pixel-on-an-LCD-Monitor
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Doesn't work
and it's a whole cluster ob about 30 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)
# well with 30 of them, they HAVE to change it...
usually it's "5 px or more THEN it's faulty"

Happened the other day to me.. bought a PSP, one bad pixel, and GAME said "sorry, not faulty"

I kicked up a fuss to their head office and they swapped it...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
# They should have swapped it straight away
I work for them, sometimes whoever you deal with is an idiot, best bet is to try taking it to another nearby store.
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# What?
is that your name?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Well, it says what your name is right there *points*
It's 'valoukh'.

Not sure how the riddle relates to it, though. Perhaps it's a modern mystery. We may never know.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# and we have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The world tour starts here
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# MIL-TON-KEEEEEEEEEEEE-YNES!
This is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# hahahhahah, awesome work, sir! :D
ningles everyone!

Today I'm having to work from Milton Keynes. I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I sensed it.
Play count the roundabouts.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I'm just amazed how many shades of grey there are... MK is so DULL
but that's enough moaning for today :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Ning Stevie.
LOL! Gutted :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)
# 'lo 'sushi!
yup; I wish I were back in good ol' London.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# You will not be allowed back in until you have
been disinfected....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# quarantine for 6 weeks.
and two months of shots
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Shots?
Yep, sounds like London ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
# lol pwned
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# hey medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Hello!

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
# well, thanks, your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Yeah, I'm okay

Busy working while half the office goes out on holiday. Still, I'm planning on going to some Caribbean destination by the end of the year yay! Dunno where to exactly yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# 'ningles
Shame it's not Melton Mowbray. At least you'd have the chance of a pork pie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# nings ghostie!
well, my boss I supposed to take me out for lunch today in an effort to convince me to become a permenant employee... Problem is, being a contract worker, I get paid more... There are a whole load of pros and cons either side of the arguement... I have no idea what to do... ARRGGHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Tough one
Have a pork pie while your thinking about it. Won't help but you'll have the same problems but with a pork pie in you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# sage advice :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
# almost as good as sage and onion advice
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# what are you moaning about
they have concrete cows!

/has never been to MK blog
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# yeah, MKers eat rock steaks and wear stone jackets :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
# they are only 15,000 years behind the times
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I hope that guitar doesn't have aluminium and iron oxide doping!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Where is his guitar pick?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)
# He made himself a nose ring with it
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I get it
"pick" your nose
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# hahah
das ist wunderbar
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# sehr
Danke Herr Savalas.
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Obersturmbannführer Savalas
if you don't mind
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Is he going to do Jumpin Jack Flash?
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)
# teh quo
rockin all over ze vorld.
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# But jumpin Jack flash is a gas gas gas.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Wow!
Love it!
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I think
he was more of a telecaster man.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
# 'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:11, archived)
# POW! Right in the kisser
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:14, archived)
# hehe
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
# That's okay then

ning HT!

proper smurf blood
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:14, archived)
# it's like proper ladies do on the adverts at that special happy time of the month
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)
# What did Princess Di and Picasso have in common?
LOLROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# they both used Andrex 3-ply
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
# They both fucked WIll Carling?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:01, archived)
# haha!!
ace
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Hover-murderer is hovering
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Blue blood? Must be royalty....
so this gets hearty approval from me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)
# I did!
woo, 'ninles and wotcha all.

I'm going to try and take a socond day off today:)

RG's list of things to do today:

Go see the new Hairy Potthead film.
Do some clothes shopping.
Take XL monitor back to shop to get a nonfucked one.
Maybe have a bottle of wine or two.
Stay in bed as much as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)
# it'll never work
I tried that holiday thing last week and look where it got me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:21, archived)
# You saw The Window!!! [dun dun daaaaaaaah]
I am getting lazy two days off so far this year?! Sack me please!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:23, archived)
# *teabags*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
# *coffee granules*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)
# 's right
You'll only end up back here in the end
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
# That's right
B3ta: Opium for teh fluffah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:26, archived)
# I like monkeys, yet nobody cares
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
# You're right. We don't.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)
# speak for yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Oh yes I forgot
Boots cares.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
# you forgot
dress up in bra and get a tenner from Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:26, archived)
# I'd rather dress up as a squirrel and get £20 from jamnog!
EDIT: Gah! I've left my decent mouse in my room. I keep trying to press mouse buttons that don't exist. I'm having to press f5 dammit! I feel so like a commoner!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)
# You need one of those iphones that all the young types are talking about
"Did I mention i have an Iphone now?!"
"I just type this reply on my new Iphone LOL"
"I can txtmssg now!!!111111"
"I still live with my parents and they bought it for me"
"MOTHERFUKIN IPHONE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:32, archived)
# In deed
Muvvahfukkin' iPhone on a plane!

Don't get me started on kids on trains with speaker phones playing yoff musicz.


EDIT: Why are W's not cally double V's?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:43, archived)
# which seems to consist entirely of black men asking questions
"yeah?"
"what?"
"uh?"
"yeah?"
"that's right?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Needs more
innit's and ya gettin' me's:)

The one that pissed me off it the Australian one of pluralising the worlds 'I' and 'you'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:57, archived)
# cos of the Romans
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Yes
they wouldv'e just called it ten otherwise:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
# mobile phone jammers
I suspect

they go "clicky clicky click click click cliky clicky" and affect nearby speakers too :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Shaking your fist and yelling
'I know your dad!' world too:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)
# fanny blood!

/believes everything on tv adverts blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
# haha
nice one Toasty
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# Oh no! Vault Boy is Dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# I want this on a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Nice!
But slightly unnerving....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)
# In 1945 Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!, the flamboyant cubist painter from the Swiss Tiroler peninsula, narrowly escaped death from a flock of rampant Toads-of-the-Alps.
Acting coolly, he only managed to survive getting eaten alive by the toads by eating himself first. Then his clothes, a prayerbook, two young girls who lived next door to him, a barn and a small tractor. After going to the toilet, everything returned to normal. Albeit slightly smellier.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:48, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Also, in 2009, copyright concern was raised over one of Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!'s T-Shirt designs. He told them to suck it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Ha ha, really?

Are they still for sale?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Yeah,
funnily enough, not the lego ones though :S It's the Charles Darwin one. I am looking into the laws now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)
# The laws of NATURE and PHYSICS?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Well yeah, but in general,
THE LAWS OF SCIENCETrademark logo what I don't know how to do
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# he's beaten the ink out of him!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)
# hahahahha! blue brainy goo :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Foolproof mousetrap

(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 7:39, archived)
# I also like this
(Cock Piss Partridge Couldn't give a shit who Virgilio Anderson is., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 7:54, archived)
# I think I do as well.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 7:57, archived)
# Additional likeage from my person
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:08, archived)
# hehehehehehe....ace!
Nings all, and happy working from home day!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:10, archived)
# I concur with the previous notions
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:11, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:15, archived)
# awesomes!
its like a funny microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:19, archived)
# hahaha
muchity woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:24, archived)
# This is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)
# No it's clever and funny
and tastes like cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I was being sarcarstic.
I love it really, and also enclickened it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# This is excellent!
We had 'build a better mousetrap' as a challenge a while back, it was ace.


Click for bigger (76 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Sexytiem Deathkill 3000 is scientifically provable to be the best name for anything ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I will not believe this
until your firstborn is named so.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Silly Ms Craddock!
Vagabonds is not going to further perpetuate the burgeoning global over-population crisis by selfishly inflicting his genes upon it!

However much the ladies want him to!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# True dat.
LET THE TESTICLE-NAMING CEREMONY COMMENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Bring me your tired, your huddled glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:20, archived)
# lovley stuff!
(anyone notice the board is unusually fast for this time)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Some of us (to answer a question one post down)
are only at, say, 9:24pm right now.

Most evil thing about this site: it starts to really hop when I intend to go to bed...
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:26, archived)
# 9:24 wow, what part of the states you at ?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:29, archived)
# Napa. Northern California.
The granola joke seems true north of SF: Fruits and nuts and that's how I like it.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:39, archived)
# I guess it is.
Yay for insomniacs and forrins!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:26, archived)
# And people who leave for work at 6
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Ouch to have to get up so early.
Carry on as you were!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:40, archived)
#
Here here!
Infact, going to be late...
(engekomkommer, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:45, archived)
# Lady Liberty says:
"Turn 'em and burn 'em!"

Clickety
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:25, archived)
# You have to watch out for those waiters
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:38, archived)
# yesssss
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Can I offer you a glass
of Pipi de Chat '67, sir? Wonderful bouquet, goes well with anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Oui, OUI!
 
all the way home.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 6:03, archived)
# I made an art
Or at least had some fun, last night... A little bit too much fun chasing dropped paint drops with the air compressor, as you can see.



Buying an airbrush to do amateur Giger ripoffs is not the worst way of spending $300, IMHO.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:00, archived)
# sweeeeeeet
 
I look forward to seeing your work on the side of someone's van
PREFERABLY WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:02, archived)
# Thanks.
What's a van.

I'm thinking motorcycle helmets as soon as I figure out what type of paint to use.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:04, archived)
# a light commercial mode of transport
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van

see also: PANEL VAN, DODGY VAN, SHAGGIN' WAGON, ROOTBUS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:06, archived)
# I'll take the shaggin' wagon please.






edit/ in case there was any doubt I was playing the "I don't remember those vans" game, but I'm old enough: I do...
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:08, archived)
# Sooo,
1) are you American?
2) do Americans not use the word "van?" What do they call vans then?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Oh they're alllllll minivans now!
My first car was a VW "Mini-bus", yea a van.

Sorry I'm just in the mood for making tenuous jokes.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:15, archived)
# hehhheheh
 
also: rootbus is not really slang
harsh realm, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:42, archived)
# Well I didn't choose the rootbus did I.
B3tards are tricksey.

What hasn't it got in it's pockets's?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:53, archived)
# I GOT MY COCK IN MY POCKET
AND I'M REELIN' DOWN THE OLD HIGHWAY.

Rootbus should be slang, but it isn't.. yet.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=root
"GET ON THE ROOTBUS"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 6:03, archived)
# for some reason the Stooges version hasn't been uploaded
but here is the Finnish version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tDT80PsaNI

WHICH IS AWESOME IN ITS OWN RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 6:15, archived)
# fuck now I have to listen to some Jesus & Mary Chain
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJePRUIw0as

volume is mixed way too low but
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 6:18, archived)
# GET ON THE ROOTBUS AND GET A ROOT MATE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 6:32, archived)
# Cheers
Pee-Wee's Playhouse or Colbert Report... But why choose when I can do the latter (web) and then the former (VHS).

Carry on!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 6:45, archived)
# fucking WOW!
*clicks*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Well thanks!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:09, archived)
# coo!
awesomes. I love the way the lines go around the head
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:06, archived)
# TY
Actually this is the the default setting for an airbrush. It's the sort of thing airbrushes will do all on their own when left alone with a pot of coffee.
Or a six pack.
Or a coffee of-- well never mind.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Ha ha!
nice mental image there!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Woah
Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:17, archived)
# Thanks
And now I'm all hungry for Mu-shu, dang it.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 6:06, archived)
[challenge entry] run hitler run
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 4:49, archived)
# KICKIN SAND, THROWIN SHAPES
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:01, archived)
# Yay for animated Hitler
with swastika hand and sideburns!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:08, archived)
# WEST COAST BE FRONTIN'
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:18, archived)
# LOOK I DREW SOMETHING NOT MALE

Click for mildly nsfw? (78 kb)
I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 4:41, archived)
# car accident?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Or maybe zombie or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Pretty sure that art is allowed at work.
In America a CDC could get tyou a stern talking to, but this is both good and fine.

Carry on as you were.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:02, archived)

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