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# sorry
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# BoC FTW.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# ^ :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# see there's a b3ta style compo on the lovely Type site
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# i'm in
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)
# *agrees wholeheartedly*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# are they the ones with the bitchin space-fally video?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Dayvan Cowboy
aye
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# factage! great song :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# never seems to get old :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# It helps that it's not very old, I guess.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# TIME FOR A NEW ALBUM
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# or the box set of unreleased stuff
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# i saw that
can't wait!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I'm happy without. The quality of their previous material keeps me interested.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# fair enough
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I could happily listen to 'Magic Window' on a loop all day.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# the Cage ripoff bastards
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Never knowingly heard any BoC before
I'm impressed. I shall be visiting amazon.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# You say it as if it isn't obvious.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Whitespace invaders
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
# whitespace: the final frontier...
(also woo:))
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Haha, fuck yeah.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Orangerries
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Nice fruitballs
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# They'd be a bit fiddly
and there would be nothing left after you peeled them! Unless they are like enourmongous cherries
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# yum
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Citrustits
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# peachpenis
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Appleanus

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# fruitfrenulum
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# vagenas
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Cuntberry
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Banaknob
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# awesome :D
all we need now are a bunch of Strawananas!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# are they the only fruit as well?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
# what a lovely pair
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Silly ShitCaptain, oranges and/or cherries is not pear
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Bananaerries
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Things made to look like old games.


I made this. I'm making various things in my life seem like retro games. I think its a trend and I like to follow such things.

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Too old for me
but woo anyway
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Well I think..
Its a 70s/80s style. Slightly before my time but I like the idea of making these things. There is something quite nice about using only two colours.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I was pretty much a sperm before 86.
I've kinda' look better nowadays
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# That's great that is.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
#
Thank you. Next up Tea the game. For 1-4 players.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# don't forget the Biscuits expansion pack!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# rob?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I like Orange.
I thought it would be the most fitting colour for B3ta.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# We Must Perform A Quirkafleeg!


(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# \o/
Yay
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# oooh, that's a whole lot of awesome right there :D
*click!*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Market Research for the German market proved to be flawed
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# He he
=D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Oh bless :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
lookit the little nazi vacuum cleaner - trying to clean up Europe!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Awww, he's cute
(and I thought Dyson were the vacuum cleaners with only one ball)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# that sucks
also, my big toenail is about to fall off - shall I write the date on it, varnish it, put it in a jar and bury it in next door's garden - or does that make me look a bit weird?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# nah - best to post it to them instead
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# nobody knows who they are
not even the council
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# BURN THEM OUT
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] have these Peas...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one from my Hilter day some time ago....
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# SUPERYAYS to all of these!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# ^this
but without the 'super' that a bit gay
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# *puts your name on ze list*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# oof
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaha :D
G

KNEE

ARSE
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Oof
I just spent far too much money on a suit for my sister's wedding. Looking at the calendar it's less than 4 weeks away so thought I'd better buy myself some smart rags :S
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# yay!
Nothing cleans your Lebensraum like the new Jewver™ by Hitler Industries! Blitzes through dust, dirt and the Semitic race! Cheap, compact and simple: no Belsen whistles!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahah
*wishes he'd thought of all that*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Top stuff
*Wants as wallpaper*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# simply recreate in notepad
that's what i did
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# haha Brill.



(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# hahahahaha

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Ha!
Oh hai penguin.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# for reasons that are beyond me
he is our corporate mascot. i forget his name.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Steve, he looks like a steve
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I think it might be Albert
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I love your profile
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# heh
i'd forgotten i'd done that
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# ha
I've got one of them - I suspect with a different logo on

unless you work for a now-defunct data storage company
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# nope
an american hyperglobalmegacorp that do (amongst other things) the pay roll for the US coastguard. not my bit mind, we bankrupt small pharmaceutical companies.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# That's a very tidy desk, sir
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# to the right and left
it looks like a bomb's gone off, that's just a handy bit to put my hands
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitlertron 50,000


Click for bigger (19 kb)


Amazing advances have been made since the advent of the first Hitlertron 10,000 in 1948. Each model has surpassed the last, the new Hitlertron 50,000 (codename "Juicer") has shed the old steam-powered engine and has been replaced with all-new Diesel!

Now with integrated Anti-Semetic Raygun attachment and Bone-crushing tank tracks!

Don't delay, order you Hitlertron 50,000 today!

Only DM17,000
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Brother?

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Ha ha!
Possibly =]
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# He looks like he's directing traffic
training to be a traffic warden
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# DNF Specialist Mark Webber finally wins a GP and celebrates in style
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# when did he learn to drive?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Dizzy Nun Farmer?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Did Not Finish
/watches too much motorsport and should probably spend more time exercising blog
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
# diarrhea not flatus.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Dorking Nipple Fund
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Dusty NikNak Fingers
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Homeless orphans Skating
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Hacking Old Slags :D
It's actually my little illustration group Hero of Switzerland, we are putting on a show! It's very exciting. If you want you can look at the lovely site here We were in the latest newsletter dontcha know :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# ooh ta :)
I'd love to make something like this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL4fricRS_Y
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Awesome innit? :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Magnets Magnets Magnets
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# fucking shitty magnets
how the hell did magnets start?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# fucking shitty magnets
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahah
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Duke Nukem Forever
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Dumpy Norwegian Fella
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# detest nit finders
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# National Dyslexia Federation
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# you bad man!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# You know it :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Indeed so.
:D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Deuterium Never Fails
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# he seems so happy with himself
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Pffft
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a miracle!


(Originally created for: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFjKGGlOqE0 But saved in the freezer for my grandchildren/dinner parties)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Hah
you're rich now
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I would never sell it
Just let the needy and unwell touch the crumb-tache.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Form a que, get them to pay money to touch said hair
profit
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# heil hitlertoats
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Excellent.
God I miss bread. I would so nom that Hitler down. Good and proper.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Hitler bread and a glass of orange jewce
make a good breakfast
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Make sure the orange jewce is concentrated.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# HA!HA!HA!
:):):):)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# fankyouverymuch :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# mmmmm hitler on toast.

Here have some Michelangelo on toast, goes great with marmite.

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Insert more coins.. (finally posting on my own, after much assistance from Happy Toast)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# ..
never probably leave in a couple of years or so,
no doubt during a school holiday, due to the fact b3ta 'isn't what it used to be'

/afternoon fella :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# If only it were a couple of years.
The schools break up for summer this Friday :(

24 hour ClanSoul :(
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *prepares fisting gloves*

*grows fisting 'tache*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Fiiiiiiiiiiiist!
*ideals*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Sounds like a TV channel from hell
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Press the red button NOW for...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# ...his grisly demise, live on air?
/hope springs eternal blog
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Arf!
Thread deleting bastard ;)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# eh?
Where?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Ah, well, it sounded a little rude, so I thought better of it.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# In other, news, for those of you who missed it last night
Look who is playing Odin in the Marvel film of Thor...

www.imdb.com/title/tt0800369/
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
# OH FUCK YES!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# OH GOD
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# "Directed by Kenneth Branagh"??????
What the fuck?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# It's intriguing, isn't it
/has no knowledge of the marvel universe AT ALL, so no
idea what to expect, but Branagh AND Blessed! :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Baffling would be closer...
Are we going to get John Sessions as Mjöllnir?

;-)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Flash Gordon - The Norse Years
"THOR IS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE"?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Not you,
ClanSoul.

He posted a thread, a threadrush followed, then the hypocritical bastard deleted it and reposted the next morning.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# yep, that sounds about right.
On reflection, he does have his own TV channel:

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)
# cr3 should change newbie tuesday to newbie mid-september during the summer
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Heheheh

I've had this line from the Bloodhound Gang in my head all day:
'Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later'
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Bloodhound gang were the shit
Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze,
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies",
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas,
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# It's probably my favourite song by them

Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Who?
I havent seen him around in ages....
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Ah, the joys of ignore :)
It's a shame he is such a pain really as he is actually rather talented.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I wouldn't know! :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I've never really crossed paths with him, don't pay much attention to him
What has he done to piss off so many people?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
# OK, who wants to start?
;-)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# oooof!
he's not that bad these days, calmed down a fair bit,
and he does have talent
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)
# and at the end of the day...it's an internet messageboard.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# and at the start of the day too, funnily enough
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)
# *LOL*
nicely, Archie
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# internets: serious business
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# is his chin filled with talent?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)
# oof!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Well, it isn't

;)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
# 'noon :)

and b3ta isn't what it used to be
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# *concurs*
:)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# *nods sagely*
Too true, too true.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Cheer up grumps, time changes, unless you have a referal system it would always change
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# who's grumpy?..I'm stating a fact

it all started going downhill 3 years, 1 month and 13 days ago...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Ha, fucking ha....
I didnt post for a good year or so after joining.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# But seriously, unless there was a referal system, it's always going to go downhill as anyone can join,
and as younger and younger kids get better and better with pooters not a lot you can do about it.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)
# We could batter them all into bloody pulp with steel baseball bats.
We need to consider the options, at least.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
# OR JUST SHOUT AT THEM AND POST MASSIVE FAIL .gifs
Whatever really
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
# kapow!
nice one, prodge
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Just after you joined aswell :P
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# but rather more importantly - not *exactly* when I joined.
:p
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Cunt :(
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
# You're probably right.
C'est la vie.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
#
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# *phew*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Pffft
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Poor old poland :(
/half polish blog

And welcome etc.... fuck a kitten shop a chair leave never etc...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Jolly excellent first post.
Welcome aboard new person.

Pull up a chair, shop a kitten, etc.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *blushes*
Thank you..
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# lovely work fella, welcome aboard
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Top stuff!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# This is great!
Let's be friends.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# what have you been told about grooming noobs?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)
# You ruin EVERYTHING.
I was going to make him into my very own robot friend *puts down tin foil*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Welcome :)
I assume you are the person HappyToast was posting for previously then?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Thank you..
.. and 'yes'. The venerable Mr Toast is both charitable & wise.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)
# see. 'cheap' and 'easy' ;)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# takes one to know one ;P
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
# *offers 11p and a tin of spam*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Hehe
I like that
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# He shoots he scores!
:D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
# fab first post
fab username

by god, I think he's got it
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I suppose if you're gonna choose a name..
.. then terrifying subliminal imagery is most definitely the way forward.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# nice one that man
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Most lolsome :)
Welcome!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Howdy Captain!
was your name on the school register, AICMFP

...and that is the first time I've ever used the phrase "AICMFP", so there.

Welcome to b3ta pull up a kitten, shop a stool, and then you'll probably leave.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# hehe nicely done!
(and welcome to b3ta)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# no. 3!

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Holy Moly!
Superb leering there, sir.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# :D I'm loving this new series far too much.
/cenaris blog
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Are you living in the bush outside HT's house?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I CAN SMELL HIM IN THE LEAVES.
*reads HT's post below*
AH.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Hehe
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I hope not, it's poisonous
and the cat uses it as a toilet
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# lolrofl :)
It's not brutal murder if you shout "LOL! I didn't mean it!"
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I for one think there are not enough murderers sporting top hats and mutton chops these days
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# That you know of...
I just haven't been caught yet


I mean.... um.... shit...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# And they don't make prostitutes like they used to
metal hoops, pelerines and petticoats FTW.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
# *votes fanny for woman's minister*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# When in doubt: FANNY.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
# This is always true.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha
That would certainly bring a touch of class.

If there were more petticoats and crinolines I would be more interested in the womenfolk. Of course, there is no guarantee they would be any more interested in me than they are currently. But I would be happier :P
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I just need the hat
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# ^this, athough I haven't actually killed anyone yet.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# They were stick-on.
It was Queen Victoria all along.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# LOL
^_^
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
These are fantastic.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# These are awesome good sir
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Squee!
:D next one should have 'Meant it. lol!'
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# LOL he didn't mean it
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Haha! :D
These are highly enjoyable.

Why not do a Hitler one, with him not meaning to invade Poland / gas the jews / bomb Rotterdam / strangle Anne Frank etc.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# shhhhhhh!
I didn't want top post them all on top of each other
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# sorry i had to get this out of my head
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# That was a gag on I'm sorry I haven't a clue last night.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# slightly different
they were referring to the chocolate ;-)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Doh!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# waht, like my sig?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Incidentally...
...Samantha tells me she's off with a team of local paramedics this evening. They're so excited at the thought, they can't wait for her to arrive so they can get their ambulance & stretcher out for the night
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahahah! blimey, I've not seen King Rollo for YEARS... Or Towser, either, for that matter
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!


EDIT: I can't believe how seamy that is. Thank fuck I have improved ;)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# No you havent
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Hence the wink you dicknugget.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Up yours Hitler!


(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Win! *click*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Brillo :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I approve
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# So evil, yet so lully :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha!
Excellent :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking fantastic :D

Also, you have the longest middle finger in the world!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hello laydeez.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Are women fond of men who can do rude gestures with great force then?
*makes notes*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# :D
*click*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# hahahahah!, you just know everyone is thinking of reaching for a biro right now to see if they can do the same
:D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Cockfinger!
Na na naaaa, he's the man, the man with the midas touch...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Extend-o-finger FTW!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Genius!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# wonderful :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# You have a very large middle finger.
cue "that's what she said"
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
# the size of that middle finger is incredible !
may i suggest that you may have a hidden skill


and have you been picking your bum with your thumb?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Ace
Clickity click click
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Erm
..isnt he saluting with the wrong 'arm'?

thats his left arm that is
every munchkin knows the nazi salute was with the right arm..


sorry
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Ha! Bastard!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# A simple vertical flip
would sort that out
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# But then the weeny swastika would be backwards.
It needs re-doing. But can I be arsed....
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Fantastic!!
*click*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA, BRILLIANT! *clicks*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
# i believe you've won the internet
congrats
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Hope you don't mind if I tshirt this up?

Because its awesome!

Here's the original psd if anyone wants it:
www.uploads.brightsky.ie/images/hitler/hitler.psd
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Nice t-shirt
Wearing it would probably get you stopped by security in Terminal 5, though. Great looking design nonetheless.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
Woooooooo
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# fucking genius.
congratultions on your mindbaby.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:32, archived)
# could at least have cleaned your nails first. filty bastard
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# House swap
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hahah clever
for a moment I was like "who are these people.."
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# 13 ftmfw!
Phwoar.....
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# there's only 9 of them
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# even as I speak, doctors are fighting to sew up my sides...
It's probably Lupus
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# It's never lupus :(
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Didn't the female chief in The Shield have Lupus?
/failing memory blog

Edit: Wikipaedophile to the rescue -
"In season 5, Claudette admits to Dutch that she has had lupus for fifteen years and that it has been flaring up recently."
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I have no idea
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
# 0/10 for 'Characters' Illnesses From The Shield, Season 5 onwards' in that case.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Yes, she did.
I miss The Shield :(
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# ^ This.
In fact, if you have a moment, ^ This with ornately hand-cut zirconium bells on.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I've tried The Wire, and as good as it is,
it just isn't as good as The Shield. The Unit is pretty damn awesome though.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
# That went a bit weird towards the end of the last season, though
With the whole 'Spear Of Destiny' thing.

and Kirk Brandon didn't even make a guest cameo, either. It's moving to a different network, too.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# ...just can't stop myself...
Neverlupins
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Ahhhhh cameron....
swoons...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# mmmm 13
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I might keep the original for private time.
Hugh Laurie is so fucking hot.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] draw hitler compo


My first compo entry!
It doesn't like black controllers!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# D'you?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Happy Xbox Hitler eats your Halo game
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Cyclops-Box Hitler
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I love this.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# How did you get the flap to stay down?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Put in once and it never pops out, if it's anything like my one.
Bloody shitty build quality. Don't even get me started on the system fan noise.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I have the plug in charge kit thing in there all the time
Yes the fan is noisey.

But I still love mine :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# haha clever
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# *round of applause*
I don't know HOW he does it :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hahahah, brilliant :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ha!
Nice! :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# haha
veh good :)

edit: Actually I haven't seen those little wind catcher signs for years now. Do they still exist?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Inspired!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# witchcraft!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)
# very good

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# :) woo

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Haha, your robots have a very blocky sam and max feel about them :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# The hamsters have a Sam & Max style about them too.
I loves Sam & Max :D

Stewardess: "I've been authorized by the captain to give you boys ANYTHING you want."
Max: "Then bring me all the unclothed women my poor eyes can stand!"
Sam: "Jesus, Max, take it easy-- you don't even LIKE girls!"
Max: "Oh, yeah, in that case-- how about some more of these great peanuts?"
Sam: "You crack me up, little buddy!"
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I don't know who Sam and Max are
I feel I'm missing an important chapter of my life.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
# They have comic books, TV series and a few games.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I just found out they re-released the "surfing the highway" compilation a few years back...
I am so going to have to order that...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# they released 6 new episodes on xbox... I dunno if they were on pc aswell
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Paul Daniels robot is jealous of smiley happy robot
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
# His sad face is something I'm finding it difficult to unsee.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)
# it's been haunting my dreams
since September 2005
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Fuck yes.
That is a thing of fear and soul-sucking misery.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# LOL WUT?
Are you at my work?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# :O
He has his hand up his recharge socket!!!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Robots!
Lully! I'm actually thinking of getting one of yours done for my first tat..
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Really?!?!!!11!11!! (sorry I just had a quick meeting)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Yeah.
that or one I've done myself, but yours I think work better; def a robot though. I like the ones on the arm you have in your profile, better than generic tatts.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very clever. FP yet? It's comming! :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ha ha, brilliant.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# hahha
FP THIS NOW!!!!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# ^this x 1,000,000
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Took me a few seconds to get it
Yay! I likey.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Me likey!
Great shadowage, too....
:D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Excellent.
:D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# brilliant
:D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Well done on your response from Marshall too :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Very good
:)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Great stuff
*click*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
# FP that shit!
Woo!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# You're an absolute genius. A veritable goldmine of ideas.
A smorgasbord of entertainment.

*Applauds for the second time this week*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha, top!
(again) :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Brilliant!
Woo!


(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Nicely done.
Strangely, that took me a while to notice!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)
# That's actually pretty good!
Fantastic!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I like it...
...not a lot, but I like it.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha - very well done
indeed!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitler's Elite Mint Imperial Army marched past...
...filling the minty Fuhrer with sugary pride.




Yes I done a draw on the mints. Wobbly cos stop motion using mobile phone is hard. I love you all.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Heh heh heh :)
Did you then eat the mints?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Ack no!
I found them round the back of my computer at work, and have probably got MRSA.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# MRSA mints!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
# The best of ALL the mints.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I'd eat them
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ...and clostridium chews,
and sweet staphlococcus :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# rather eat a bag of swine fru scratchings.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Helps you work, rest and play.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# This is brilliant.
Can I use it in my teaching presentations?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Go nuts.
I remember when they used to have Mars Bar adverts going on about glucose as if shovelling tons of it into your gob were good for you.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# You're a star.
Will obviously credit you on the slides.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# haha
that's great.

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# They're being dragged along on a bit of sellotape! It's a fake! There is no loch-ness monster! :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# That is special Nazi Death Tape.
(and they kept pinging off everywhere when I tried to move them individually whilst holding my phone still in the other hand).
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# yay!
I love mint imperials. I may have to go and get a curry just to have some
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
# You did this while making a phone call?!?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Oooh no. I took the photos on the phone. Nobody ever phones me.
/no mates blog
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Pooh Nazi

For all the honey!
(I like ruining perfectly good cartoons)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
#
I KNEW IT!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Oh pooh bear
Why do you eat all the honey :(
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# he was always a wrong un
this picture is great
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
# cracking stuff there!
oooohhhh......
We don't eat pigs
And you don't eat pigs
It seems it's been that way forever
So if you don't eat pigs
And we don't eat pigs
Why not, not eat pigs together?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Thus ends...
centuries of conflict in the middle east :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# so what is eeyore?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Well, he's a donkey.
Albeit a fictional one.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# but that's not important right now
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
# WHAT IS IMPORTANT ANY MORE

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Lunch is important
It's lunch time in 32 minutes and I bet the shop has run out of salads.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# fuck fuck fuck
what am i going to have for lunch! I'm starting a new job and I can't go in with substandard eating preperations! ARRRGHH ARRRGGHH


*hyperventilates into unconsciousness*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# nothing man, nothing
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Cheese is always important
and sex *nod* sex and cheese.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# marry me
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# i will agree with cheese.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# agreeing with cheese is one of the first signs of madness
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# unless its Armageddon Cheese, in which case it doesn't make much difference
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# *applauds*
Nice work, Mr O'B
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
# i agree that cheese is important
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Sex is only important if you're not getting any?
Did you mount a young lass kebab?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# no, i did however get some aloe vera tissues, and I suspect my knackers will be mangled by
but the first year director soon.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Well atleast they're aloe vera tissues
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Yesterday I had cheese for the first time since christmas
I can happily avoid it until christmas again.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# The 100 acre wood grossly misrepresents the size of Ashdown Forest.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Göbels.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Arf!
You didn't ruin it, Disney ruined it. What the hell was that stupid red T-shirt about? Huh? Bloody sacrilege grumble grumble moan...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Well Pooh couldn't be completely naked!
Half naked is ok
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Ha! AA Milne is spinning in his grave
I assume he's dead
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# i should hope so, he's been buried for at least 50 years
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# now draw me a poop nazi!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hahah! *sings* #I'm just a little white rain cloud, hovering over the hunney tree#
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I got confused
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# BANANTLER!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
#
Is this the really bad remake of white men cant jump?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# \o/ for wartime ball-games!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Peanut butter jelly time!
*does the dance*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Awesome :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)

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