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# Allo.
Not drawn Chloe for a while....

Suggestions for a pin-up theme?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# 5 inch nails
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Shittest. Tribute. Band. Ever.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# best midget tribute band ever!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Best twirrle widget ever!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I beg to differ
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget
mushroom mushroom
midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Pin up theme?
How about squirrels with tits? ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# You are obsessed with tits
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Don't worry
We'll have him examined by "Top Men"
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Who?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Top...
Men
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# quite...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# see, this is why drawing should require two hands
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Ah, the highlights make this image
you are a connoisseur.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# That's his excuse for looking at chesticles all day ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# hahahah!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Your point being?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Nothing, I was just stating a fact
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ...Im more of an arse man
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# You sure are man.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Squirrels with zits?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Chloe battling the evil Brassiere Blenders from Mars
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# as a sexy female RAF pilot, standing next to her plane, which has the nosecone art of her on it....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# you are sick!
now make me a sandwich!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# "mmmm... open-faced sand wedge"
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# that will make a good scrabble word
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Pogo race
Or Chloe doing sexiness.

Or something involving jelly, opening a store or realising she's run out of milk or cookies.

What about Chloe piloting her first space rocket?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# That last one makes me think of the old Kylie video....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Zero Gravity Kylie
Phroaw!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# You mean her
shameless Barbarella rip-off?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
# various breasts and legs
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# maybe throw a clunge in there why not
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# phwoar
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# in random order
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Best of all the letter Gs
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Cabbage Patch Dolls
or Garbage Pale Kids
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Garbage Pail Kids FTW!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ^this
I had tons of these cards
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Also;
Chloe as Litchi Faye Ling
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Mirthful Maidens From The Planet Playtex.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Hmm...
Chloe fighting the forces of evil?
Can't think of a decent suggestion for some reason. :\
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Mai Shiranu?
M'Ress?
Professor Jocelyn Peabody?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
# thump!....thump!....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# *runs away screaming*
Very nice Prodge :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I for one welcome our teefy red-furred overlords
Good stuff.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Cardinal?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# not sure on his religion...

and yes it was :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# we'll all be fine
as long as noone mentions his monobrow...
wonderful! :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# RUN!!!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# aiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# That's a mean looking eyebrow thing he has
*fears*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# bloody hell, that is outstanding!
*click!*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# hurg vrhhhhg
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Ha!
Class.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Pull!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Poor Kitty Ball :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Kitapult?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Kittypult.
:(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Putting the cat in catapult since 2009
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# nice 3d
awesome ammo!

where is the 3d from?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# wow nice find
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# i surrender!
no warning shot needed!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha, you cruel, cruel man, N'!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# one of these things tastes better than t'other


really should go and work rather than being here, but, yeah.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Preeeeetty.
I want to post all the new work I've done, but can't as I have to save it for my stupid show.
Also I would def eat the top one, the barnacle-y things look like iced gems.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Show It Anyway!
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Mustn't, the work must be pure and virginal and new.. pure and virginal and new..
Anyway London chap, I FULLY expect you to be there *taps foot* ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# If it's after August 8th, it may be tricky.... I'll try, though.
/115-or so miles up the motorway blog
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Ah.. you're moving aren't you, bumholes.
It would be lovely to have you there but no pressure or anything, obviously. I'LL BRING THE SHOW TO YOU.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Well, that seems like, by far, the best solution.
;-)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Are you going to post it after your show?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Oh god yes.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Good :D
It's too far for me to go at the moment :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Mwahahaha!
I shall be there and I shall be laughing at you not being there!

/won't actually be laughing
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I'll make sure my next show is in a van,
I'll drive around the land knocking on B3tan's doors and refusing to leave until they click their fingers, scream that they like me and draw me on the front of their house.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# You're Nuts
You really are.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# If there is a better way to be, I don't want to know about it.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Where can we sign up for this?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I thought you'd gone to Spain?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I'll be in Birmingham soon enough!
That's like spain......
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Ha, so I've heard ;)
You have taken the Mres or whatever then?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I've got nothing else to do
Haven't had a formal offer yet, but it's basically mine.
I just need something to do right now.
Im so fucking bored
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Go shooting squirrels with rubber bands.
That'll be fun.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I want money, not dead animals
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Sell the pelts to vagrants.
Profit.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Where I live is now (when the weather is good)
full of cunts from london enjoying the seaside.
I dont think they want dead squirrel fur
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Ah, ok then.
What you need is a cheap shipment of Lambrini....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I have no money to my name.
I am massively in debt.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Just stick your head out of the window and scream 'Fanny'
mwahahaaa
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I don't think that'll go down too well with the locals
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I just did that,
My mum shouted at me :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I like this greatly.
So, I shall *click*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# nurn
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I have mastered the chinese burn
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Your Purple Nurple
needs some work done on it tho... GO paint the fence Gronkpan-san
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hmm?
nurn (v.): To attempt to continue a task after a cat has placed itself in the way.

...i'm not sure i trust urban dictionary.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# That's very very nice.
Really sorry to TJ, but NEW SPAM!!!!!

Hello.
Ā 
We got acquainted with you on a siteĀ  familiar, and to me were so pleasantly with you to get acquainted. But I would like to study you more.
Ā Ā 
And I have recollected, that you gave me the electronic address, and I have decided to write to you.
Ā 
I do not remember exact your address, but I very much hope that it you. And I shall write to you below about me, that you could recollect me.
Ā 
Some words about me. My real nameĀ  - Alina friends name me Ali
Ā 
My age 28. I have been given birth August, 27-th, 1981, my sign on the zodiac - Deva, mine growth - 176 sm, weight - 56 kg. I have blond hair and brown eyes.
Friends speak, that I am the attractive, optimistic, kind and sensitive person. I love theatre, a museum, I like to be engaged in aerobics and I visit sports a hall, but work borrows a lot of my time.
Ā 
At leisure I like to read books, to look cinema and to prepare. O! Yes, I prepare very well, and I like to try new dishes.
Ā 
I search for true love , my best friend and the soul mate. I want to meet the reliable and responsible personĀ  who will be the special personĀ  for me. I only need in one special personĀ  and I have no any interestĀ  in others.
I put a photo, what you knew my person, please tell to me that you think of my photo - well? Also I want to ask, that you have sent me some your photos!
Ā 
I am very open also me easily to learn, so please ask me something.
Ā 

Please write only to my personal e-mail: [email protected]

Ā 
Please tell to me more about you, and send to me your picture.
Ā 
I wait your message,
your Alina !


Any b3tans who are fond of counter-spamming these sorts of people, cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# counter spamming just gives them a bunch of new email addresses, surely?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Well not counter spamming in that sense, just following them up and seeing how long you can string them along for.
Rather a fad in certain blogging circles, so trendy people keep telling me...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# so a sort of 419 baiting but with people who aren't potentially dangerous?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I'd have thought if you followed this up far enough you'd find suitably dangerous Russian mafia types waiting...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# haha
"My age 28. I have been given birth August, 27-th, 1981, my sign on the zodiac - Deva, mine growth - 176 sm, weight - 56 kg. I have blond hair and brown eyes.
Friends speak, that I am the attractive, optimistic, kind and sensitive person. I love theatre, a museum, I like to be engaged in aerobics and I visit sports a hall, but work borrows a lot of my time.

At leisure I like to read books, to look cinema and to prepare. O! Yes, I prepare very well, and I like to try new dishes."

it's like the "write about yourself" task in one of my year 6 french classes. "je m'appelle l'amy, j'aime la musique et art, j'aime aller au parc..." etc etc
(fuck, i had to give up on that and just use babel, damn you crappy education!)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# It did actually have a picture as well.
But I'm at work so no way am I clicking on that...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# O! Yes, I prepare very well
What picture did she send you?


(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Hide 'n' seek

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# good work woman!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Jeccy?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# thank you man!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Like this lots
modern Aubrey Beardsley?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# :D
my influances are pretty easy to spot
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# The recession bites
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Lolwhat?
Have you all been saving your threads for this time of day?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha
wonderful
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Godzilla made cars?
What make?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I don't know about Godzilla,
but I know that E.T. used to make cars.

He worked for Aston Martian. LOL!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# *slaps*

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# What car did Disney's Robin Hood drive?
A Foxhall Nova.

LOL!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Anything with Godzilla wins everything!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
# that cop looks like a cross between Mark Kermode and Patrick Swayze
that is all...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# ...and prince Harry
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Godzilla thread!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Aww, poor 'Zilla.

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I know his pain! :(

but I have an interview tomorrow :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Ooo what for?
OK presumably a job of some description, so let's skip to the next level of detail ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
# not sure yet..they're a signage company
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Good luck buddy
does it involve Godzilla?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Good luck fella!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# ta :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Good luck dude!
I hope I'm back in work soon :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# yea it sucks :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Good luck!
Am dreading my impending unemployment at the end of my course in September :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# cheers
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Good luck!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# thanks
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I'm sure you'd make a wonderful city-destroying lizard

good luck ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# meka stare! ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Sat in line...
with the Cloverfield monster, Cthulu and The Blob. haha.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# haha :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Catnipp was right!!!
That looks like one of the Hedgehog from hell's vaccines!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Full of mercury, don't you know
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# 'Lo
I'm sorry about Friday, I only popped my head in before going off to do some important telly watching and moping. You dandy?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I'm not bad
Battered and bruised after the weekend but feeling pretty good. You? Are you feeling better?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Ninja!
I saw you had a crash, I hope you are smothered in Savlon and being tended to correctly. I'm much better thanks, I had my first cigarette for a week yesterday and it was like suckling on an angel. All is well.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Well, I thought I'd condense the conversation, since I'd replied in a few other posts.
I have got neither savlon or anyone to tend to me :(

I'm glad you're better, I got a bit worried when you vanisherised.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I can't be got rid of that easily :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
# True dat bro!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Ha... *satisfying drawn out sigh*
Listen to the bird, people... shut the Hedgehog down now!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Birds never lie....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love these Mata :D

Any news on the book deal?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I've had my first rejection letter
so I've been pondering things over the weekend while looking for a selection of new literary agents to try. In retrospect, I may have been getting a bit ahead of myself, so I'm doing a bit more polishing then I'll try again. Next time!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Look on the bright side,
all the greats have been rejected when they first start out. I think it was Jane Austen who received 38 rejections before finally being published :)

Best of luck fella.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Ta,
One of my favourite authors spent nearly two years trying to get his first book published, so I'm pretty realistic about how many rejection letters are in my future before I find a decent agent.

Cheers for the encouragement :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# No worries :)
Just make sure to send me a signed first edition when you are published ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# mmmm, so that explains how I got it
thanks for clearing that up :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# He's determined to get a genuine case of lupus whatever it takes.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
# hahahaahahahah
bloody ace!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# This is mint
It's reminding me of the nerd who's sueing Sony because of the "pain and angiush" they caused by banning from the Playstation network.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# "I'm really scared of the police now"
Good. It might stop you waving knives at them in the future you stupid little pillock.

Nicely done Joe - high time for a new post.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
# What the hell do you think you're doing posting a new thread? ;)
Proper lols though, and that little fuck is odious, you are right.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
# oh dear god, what fucking idiots
You are meant to be scared of the police in some way
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
# So we were in the pub on Friday evening...
And the conversation quite naturally turned to dogs with moustaches.

This was the concept leader - the Dachshund/Fu Manchu combo. Looks particularly splendid in full motion, where on a good specimen the moustaches can flow nearly the length of the dog's body.



Next week, the Greyhound/Clarke Gable*

*maybe.


Edit blimey. Pop down to the Arndale and back for me dinner and this is still at the top? Slow /board day today?

Edit A full hour? Seriously?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# highland terrier/trucker
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# shopped pics only, shirley?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Fkn yes!
May I stick my own doggy daftness here?

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY


in public
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# what the photobucket place holder?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I have no idea what you're talking about
*innocent look*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Excellent tasche and excellent stance
ready for action!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Dachshunds 'kin rule!
When Mrs H and I finally take the plunge and get a dog, a Dachshund is deffo high on the list.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# You mean low on the list
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# i feel sorry for dachshunds
a golden retriever with muttonchops

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Haha :) Noon All.
Has everyone died of swine flu or something?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I think so.
Either that or a sudden outbreak of the Work Ethic virus has erupted and destroyed the internet.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I think swine flu is rather more likely
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I almost did, but I didn't.
And when I say I almost did, I actually just looked a bit grey and sat on a bean bag watching lots of telly.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# 7 shape .... God is all forgiving ... even forgives Nazis ... what a nice chap.


7-Shape Vector Pope Benedict XVI (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# needs more toothbrush moustache
and nazi gold
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# He looks too sinister to be pope
Far more sinister than me and I've never once been asked to be pope of anything.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# His eyes tell me he's the antichrist.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# you don't tend to chat much on here
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Sorry Micto
But I'm well busy ... I am a freelance designer, I'm comedy script writer (sometime working as a script consultant), I like to write my own little stories, and have a well demanding girlfriend ... so I don't get to chat and read loads at all but I do lurk a lot and look at whatelse people are doing on here.

Just not the time to enter into loads of conversations and I know if i started it would take up a lot of time but if you do desperately need to enter in threads you can catch me Talk Graphics ... I post on that a lot because I love Xara!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# whilst it was a bit of a dig (b3ta is after all a community site)
it wasn't meant to offend, so i hope you weren't
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Nay worries
Wasn't offended and it's a fair comment mate
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)
# A silent monastery is also a community site.
I've never quite got this argument.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# that is magnificent as always!
I bet Pope Benny really is creating a clone army...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Great work

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Uncle Fester!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Baron Harkonnen
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Too thin
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Baron Harkonnens Daughter?
Talking of Dune... I would like to claim the Harkonnen chair on work expenses for my office...

www.hrgiger.com/gegauf/loft.htm
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Lady Jessica Atreides?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Infact...
Sandworm?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Very good, even if he is a Nazi.
Also - ^^ what Micto said.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
#
is was
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Conscripted at that
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Hmmm.
Not sure that excuses him.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# No, I'm going with 'is'
/irrational xenophobia about the Germans blog
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
# you spelled 'ze chermanz' wrong
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# :D
I sit corrected, sir.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I really wish people would get facts correct about this whole 'pope was a nazi' thing
he wasn't, he and his family were vehemently opposed to it, and he was conscripted - as required by law at the time - into the Hitler Youth,
and drafted automatically into the german army. He even deserted if memory serves correct
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Jesus ...
I didn't know you were in teh Nazi Army as well - and in the same division as Benny.

They're all coming out the woodwork now.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Sorry, it wasn't directed at you personally
but very often - on b3ta in partcular - it's fair game that the pope gets labelled as a nazi, for a laugh.
personally, it doesn't tickle any funny bones here.

as you were.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)
# LOL GLITTER FUCKED MADDIE
accuracy and b3ta are not exactly bedmates
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I've been here long enough to know this
I should have kept my trap shut.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# A late reply but,
they started it.

"No they didn't."

Yes they did; they invaded Poland.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
# he looks pretty evil though, you've got to admit that
edit: also his pronouncements since taking on the papacy haven't exactly marked him out as a fun-lovin' liberal
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# maybe not, I have no particular love for the man either, but he's a long way away from being a nazi
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Around 736 miles
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# is there some sort of Nazi epicentre?
I wish to know, and so do my slippers
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Get a time machine then head to Berlin between 1933 and 8th May 1945
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# cor
*sets time to 3rd May 1808*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Ah, Prussia
Enjoy Kƶnigsberg :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# *mishears*
I will!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Those crazy Swedes
Trying to kill the stig with their poor aerodynamics
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I just saw a silver one at my corner yesterday!
very sweet sounding, but the logo badge is confusingly complex...

www.koenigsegg.com/models.php?model_submenu=info&img=1

wouldn't refuse one!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
# ENGAGE SIMPLIFY-O-TRON
bzzzzt
bpp
brrt
I really wish people would get facts correct about this whole 'pope was a nazi' thing
he wasn't, he and his family were vehemently opposed to it, and he was conscripted - as required by law at the time - into the
Hitler Youth,
and drafted automatically into the german army. He even deserted if memory serves correct


*COMPLETE*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)
# POPE A NAZI HITLER!
*RAGES*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# that's the worst kind of Hitler
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)
# That's like, HITLER+ with the power of greyskull and shit!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# That would mean there's no scandal, where would people get their kicks if everyone started being rational all of a sudden?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do,
where as priests...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# have tea and stuff and water their begonias
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I heard he was a nazi, is that true?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# The Pope Abides!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Big Fish Little Fish
Needs generic disco lighting
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Gah!
You have caught his sinisterness perfectly...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# And if you look closely into the vector ....


(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# *spooky noises*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Holy Crap!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# pff!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
# 'ning
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Nice pun.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# LOL!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# *Charging Orbital Spanging Laser*
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh christ
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Canon Canoff next!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Kitten Knitten
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Is knitting a sport?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# it's a bloodthirsty competitative extreme sport
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# well, there are knitting competitions
www.knitchicks.co.uk/knitterati.html

so I guess so...

*opens debate on what is and isn't a sport*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Knitting.
Best of all the sports!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# now I have seen this, I am no longer scared of al Qaeda
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Peeing John Malkovich
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Nice optimization
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
#
optimization bellend
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I CAN SEE A KNOB!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Calm down, you can't get pregnant from just looking at one.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# but I haven't had a period!!
*cries*

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I, for one, am far more offended by his monobrow.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# "MONOBROW"
"The tough talking brooklyn detective"

:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# you can, howwever, recieve a nasty eye injury
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# we can all see John Malkovich
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Kitty Relay
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Nice
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# hahah total win
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Salmon, Trout or Arctic Char, you decide
I love this!

Also, how's this morning been everyone? I've been at the doctor getting examined after my bike fell apart around me at high speed on Friday night. Still, I got a refund on the bike, so it's not all bad.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Salmon
Kitty willpower for them to pass it on, rather than just eating it
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I think your continuing bike woes are telling you something
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Don't buy cheap bikes from Halfords?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
#
cheap

They're put together by people who know NOTHING about bikes.
It's not like it's rocket science either.

With disk brakes you need to buy medium-expensive ones for them to be even close to working as intended.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# What is it with you and your bike?
Are you alright, chap?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Aye, not bad
Cuts and bruises mainly. The walk home was more unpleasant than going off the path into the ditch filled with rocks :P

It seems that the problem with the rear axle and freewheel was actually a problem with the wheel hub, which ruined a new set of bearings in about 10 miles. In addition the front disc brake stopped working, the caliper was working fine, the pads had plenty left on them, it was grease and oil free yet it just would not stop the bike.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Disc brakes, mate
Front and back. The only way to go.

Glad you're ok, though.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# wonderful :)
You over talented bastard :) :P
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# It might T but does it....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Girlfriend Suggested I make it go in Circles
... couldn't be bothered though. Sorry
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# aww
anyway fantastic loopage

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Thanks
Glad you like it
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# 57 front pages AND a girlfriend.
Living the dream.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# LOLZ
I certainly am!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Hahaha
that's fantastic
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# You talented, talented bastard.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha - yes!
Pass that Tuna!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# hot piss!
the full-screen linked version just glee-ed my nips clean off :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Thanks
Nip removal through animation is my raison d'etre
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# bloody hell, that is good
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Ta
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Outstanding, sir
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahhahahahaha! *insta-click!*
utterly outstanding, sir!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# pfft
very strange indeed
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Ahahahhahahahahaha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# brilliant
clicks :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# O ReLaY
Marvellous as ever!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# ! ! ! !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# These are hardcore feline athletes
They must train for years to keep from eating the fish after each pass. Such will power.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# That's fantastic!
Woo to you!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# superb, really wonderful stuff fella :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
# that is too fucking good
have a woo
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 4:26, archived)
# am i the only one
or does it look like they have webbed hands?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] "I am the winner. Pain is Weakness leaving my body"

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Pain is usually your body telling you you're damaging yourself.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# You only think that because you're weak :P
If you're not vomiting and losing consciousness, you're not doing it properly.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# exactly
i like to work out until all my muscles rupture
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Said the Actress to the Bishop.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# This seems to apply to drinking copious amounts, too
;-)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# And anorexia.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# and amnesia
and amnesia
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# And anorexia.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# amnerexia
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# and being spitroasted by two horses
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Obviously you know this from experience.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Of course..
Otherwise it would have been foolish to have made the statement
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
where's that unpleasant image of the day award?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# UNpleasant?
Oh yeah, unpleasant... right.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# better never than late. ;-)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
# why thank you
i'll put it a frame : )
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Vomiting is nature's way of telling you you can have another six pints
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# 'freeing up some space'
I couldn't agree more. :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I quite like vomiting when I'm hungover.
It feels like you're making a fresh start.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# and is followed
by a quite pleasant feeling of euphoria for 10 minutes or so, after which you are plunged back into the abyss.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Feeling pleasant for 10 minutes on a hangover day is not to be underestimated.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# MAKE PAIN YOUR FRIEND
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Mike Palin is my friend
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# BEEFCAKE!
BEEEEFCAAAAKE!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I like this!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# This image is sublime.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahahahahahahha! SPPPAAAANNNGGG!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Yes it is.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Or have you been painting lemons green again?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# actually, it's an undead lemon
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# ZOMBIE CITRUS FRUIT!
FLEE! FLEEEEEEEE!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# The life Aquatic...
*spangs
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# :-o
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# *apologises in advance*
"I used to work at a factory that produced cement, and my job was directly below the main calcium carbonate storage area; I now decided to give that up to return to University to study the Greek classics."

From Sub-lime to read Eschylus, perhaps?

/gets coat and runs like hell.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
wow.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha christ Grunty
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# bloody hell
:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# What???
This from the Pun-Master Extraordinare?
I dunno.... ;-)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# SPANG!!!!!!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Top stunt work there.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# fuck man, you know what happens when you post these
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# :D
Aww and yours moves and everyfink
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# It's a b3ta brand bonanza...

edit/ Is it just me or are all the posts today a bit.... brown?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# so many other source images :P
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I am never shocked by what turns up in Google Images.
*note to self: when searching for a poster of the film Big for a shop, make sure to add Tom Hanks after Big*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# LOL!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Flea Olympics
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I am not really sure why,
but the hurdles made me laugh. A lot.

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# i should probably stop making little "boing" noises :)
i think the people in my office think i'm strange...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# hahahah, that is a slice of pure awesomeness!
have a *clicky!*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# hahah :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Awwwwwwww!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ....that is WAY too cute!
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# You've not seen the snuggling Marmots, then?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Haha, I think the next shot in the photo series is of the larger of the two eating the other...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Noooooo!
:(

That's Mum and baby, that is. You heartless fiend!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Didn't stop Shirley Bellinger....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I suspect this may be some kind of pop culture reference...
*googles*

Ah, indeed it is.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Apologies.
I have been watching it all week :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# They're not marmots.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Kapow! RedSushi in 'Getting It Wrong' Shock!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Ha, I know.
I was just trying to sow seeds of doubt in your mind. All part of my plan to destroy your mind! LOL!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Waaaaay too late on that one - but bless you all the same!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# That's lully,
I wish I could train my sugar lumps to do that.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I think I like the long jump best
Have a "woo" and a click :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# More flea sporting action.
From 2007.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# haha
that made me do a chortle
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I knew Jupiter was big but.....

"Hubble snaps close-up of Jupiter's big gash"
from Syndey Morning Herald
NSFW (sorry)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# :(
EDIT: By the way, everyone is angry because this is NSFW. Could you click the edit button and link it please?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Am I a bit odd that I can see a visage of the Virgin Mary in it?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *looks*
*looks*
*looks*
*looks some more*

Yep, you are....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# The bit on the left that I think is puckered anus is the head.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Now you mention it, I can see a woman.
However, a pregnant woman in a bath.

*goes to psychiatrists*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Then the inner labia (is it?) makes up the outline, and the bunched pink thing is the Baby Jesus.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Bunched Pink thing?
I didn't know you were a doctor ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# it's a soggy Rainbow Drop
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# My knowlege of women's intimates include: Hole, Flaps and That Bit She Doesn't Like Me To Ignore.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Pfft!
Don't worry, I know nothing either.

I thought a Labia was where you parked your car when it broke down on the motorway until a year ago ;)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Deary me....
:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Most women don't wait while you consult an annotated diagram.
As I learnt the hard way... :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# fishermen do it differenter
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# plant them and they will grow
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
WHY MUST YOU TAUNT ME LEE!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Photobucket
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# time for a spangin'!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# NSFW to the max man!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Lolfanny.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Wizard is hungry!
but this may be a bit NSFW
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# that's disturbing
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# *resists temptation*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# FUCKER!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] is it fluffeh gymnastics tiem?

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# BDIT?

Sweet :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# ah yes
shrinking to a silly size & not linking the frames properly really improves my animation - thanks
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# way to be over-precious about nothing important
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# He is Giles Coren
aicmfp
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# oooh dear.....
*backs slowly away*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
# fuck off and die, cheers
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# hahah
or Smelly Farturdo


/I am 12 blog
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# *is pushed over the edge into a LOL*
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Proper LOL!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# what did you shop? :-)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Cor! Two c*nts in the same post
/is this how we flame people these days? It's been a while

never mind fella, happens to the best of us
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# WInner :D
Also, what happened to being nice and explaining Archie? You have hurt me :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I'm ill. Shit happens
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I was going to ask who the second cunt was before I twigged.
mmmmngh
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Whoa, Archie!
That's unlike you, sir...

Not unjustified by any means, but all the same. :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I'm just glad I'm working from home today....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *hands box of tissues*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# those will last me about 5 minutes, and not because of this post :D
DAMN YOU, EVIL VIRUS!!!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# *offers Lemsip*
laced with Gin.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Now that would go down a treat!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Best of all the illness cures...
;-)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Ginsip!
lovely
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# *offers Norton antivirus
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# that would probably slow me down even more! :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# you've twatted jupiter innit
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# NSFW, you fucking retard.
Jesus christ, has NO-ONE read the bloody FAQ?

*clicks "ignore"*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# yay
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Jamaica
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Alaska
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Awwwww!
He's so happy!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

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