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[challenge entry] Pearoast for cash


Also, the song
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# you displayed impressive foresight
by putting a vote for a change logo on it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# heh - true
I'm a hoor
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
#


Click for bigger (309 kb)

for weaver
(guffbeak, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# ^ Nork

Sorry... what I meant to say was "That is very nice"

* Who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# a friend of weaver they asked me to draw
(guffbeak, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Weaver, eh?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# awesome sketchage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# *blushes*
thanks
(guffbeak, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# you have a lovely style
can you sketch me?

link to picture here:
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I like the vacant look
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# it's my natural state
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:31, archived)
# side boob!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# woweee
that's great, i'm sure she'll love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] silly man

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] *peas*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hahah!!!!
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!
looks like that kid who was on Wogan talking about antiques, then years later had a sex-change....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I REMEMBER THAT PRETENTOUS LITTLE CUNT!
HAHAHAHAH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# James Harries
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Haha
Looks a bit like me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# so.... what do you know about antiques?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Haha, too young for that, but it sounds like a decent career path
I might look into it
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahahah
good hairing
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hexachordal?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# MUG RUNCHER!!!!!!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ummm...
"Mouth like a lady tramps muff?" A phrase I am sure we are all familiar with...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# This makes him far more approachable.
And it hides that junk-spewing pit that passes for his mouth - double win!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Geddit?


I apologise profusely. First-timer, see.

(Plus I don't have Teh Mad Photo-Shop Skillz.)
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# :D I like
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Well with praise like this,
why would I?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ..
never probably trundle along here fine for a good few months, learning while you go, and probably get the odd flaming for unintentionally messing up a post. You'll also make a few good friends, but will eventually get into an internet argument at some point on b3ta which results in a flounce for a few days/weeks/months* (delete as applicable) before slowly realising you miss the place, so you start lurking again, before tentatively making the odd post, only at this point to be condsidered a true 'regular', meaning you'll... never leave

Mind you, that one is not as 'punchy'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I'm alarmed
that this seems typical.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# your view distresses me
*flounces off for a week*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# *edit*
Do you come from Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Yup.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Pfffft
At some time during your b3ta career, people might say to you "See you in Hull".

This is not to be taken literally, ok? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Righto.
But I'll be in The Olde Black Boy if anyone's interested.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# yea we couldn't fit that onto the welcome banner :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hello.
this is good
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahahah!!!!
welcome to b3ta, you will leave for a bit when you get flamed or your posts get no responses but then you'll come back time and time again... for more...


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Technically I should disapprove...
...as I'm sitting next to you, and you should be doing some work.

But then I'm just reading B3ta too. Well done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I love the fact that you are talking to each other on b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ^this^
i approve wholeheartedly
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Only inbetween fag breaks
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Thanks all!
Earnest fear of Internet reduced by kind people shock!
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I'll be a twat to you to prevent shock if you want.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Morning, LoGG.
I think you've cleared the first hurdle admirably.

Congratulations, sir/ma'am/other..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# He's definitely
an "other"
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Pfft.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# this is lovely, welcome aboard fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Won't Get Fooled Again?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# who?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I like your style.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ahhhhhh-yeeeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] more peas! sorry!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# What are scores Boris Dawes?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# We are Klang?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# lil on the big side
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Shit...


Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Hever Castle!
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# A hover castle!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# that duck
if you can catch it
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Quack!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# A Cuddly MP.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# They could help around the house.You know, getting odd jobs done at no expense to you*



*Maybe lies
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ^ DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# ^ This wins!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Why thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Peter Mandelssohn



*edit*
*gets coat* Mandelson/Mendelssohn - composer? Never mind..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Old FEElix?
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)
# You see, it's funny,
because Mendelssohn's first name is Felix, and Peter Mandelson get's a large FEE from being part of government. It's scathing satire and terribly lolsome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# You forgot your hat and umbrella
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Oh Bugger
It's raining too

*gets wet waiting for Bus*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# That bloody Vagabond in the area
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I did wonder...
Now where can I find a spare saucer?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Try your local Martian scrapyard
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# IT'S A TRAAAAAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
I get it.

Lovely job, BBB.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I feel there is the potential...
...for a terrible gag on the lines of Feely Buttholdy Mandelssohn.

But that would be inappropriate
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Nick Clegg as Admiral Ackbar...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Yes, yes
A thousand times yes.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# :)
although Spitting Image run by todays ITV would be appalling


'nings folks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# it's Ok
I'll put it on Dave +2.3
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# It'll never work
you need at least some kind of character to make a caricature out of.

The entire cast would be like the John Major puppet...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I'm sure they could do something
with alastair darling's eyebrows as a minimum. Hazel Blears would be quite easy...

I can't remember anymore after that
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Mornin' Toastie!
Can I have a go on your new laptop when you win it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# LEAVE TOASTY ALONE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# honestly, please shut up, I've woken up to Camel having a go
and I don't like the attention. I drew two pictures, lots of other people have done likewise. Why pick on me?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
# not picking on you
It's just that you're bloody awesome you are


:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:37, archived)
# to be fair toasty, if you don't want attention, don't draw pictures/makes photoshops
after all, it is a site which actively encourages people to comment on all the stuff posted,
and that can be both good and bad / rough and smooth.
Different people, different views, horses for courses and all that

/and other ying/yang sayings as well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story
Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got not alot
So what,
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine....

Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Yes it does.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# mmmmm.........................
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Whatchoo talkin' bout Dyllis?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# *pout pout googly eyes googly eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# pffh you said strokes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Why should I be hounded for posting pictures?
other people aren't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hounded?
that's an exceptionally harsh term having read back through the replies to both your drawings. People don't like them for a personal reason and state why, it's hardly 'hounding' you fella, it happens all the time on b3ta, mainly with noobs messing up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Like Kate Bush was
uff uff uff uff uff uffffffooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# You not seen Camel's rip off of my animation then?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# can't say I have fella,
I just read back through the replies to your drawings,
I thought this was all based upon those, apologies if it's gone further,
didn't spot those :)

/edit: ah, just spotted it. I would reiterate fella, it hardly seems 'hounding' with just one chap taking the piss with a few replies to it.
You can't be loved by everyone on here you know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Is that counted as being hounded these days?
I thought it was one person taking the piss...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# People are jealous
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Confucius say:
Higher man fly, easier target make man.

He also said Man who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# He's wrong there
the higher you fly, the smaller target you make

unless the person aiming at you also has a hot air ballon/jetpack/small plane and is keeping up with your altitude

for you to present a bigger target, they'd have to gain on you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# To be fair
Beau Bo D'Or has received a similar amount of grief

you're just unusually sensitive
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I can't help that bit
its the mentals in me head

I just don't get why people have to go on after the post. But then here I am dragging it along in my mental attempt to tyr and apologise for something I haven't done and to get people to stop talking about me. By talking and causing replies. hahaha I'm mental. But if I took the pills I'd not draw as much so I don't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# *sedates*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# "Nurse, the screens"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Everyone's a critic
Hey, that's politics.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# then I'd advise you stop trying so hard then...just look at my fine specimen on the front page :D

not one person has said I'm going to win yet..hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Yes they have and you know it :P
but no one's said your images are sickening and ripped off your work saying b3ta sucks your cock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I think they ment your 'sickening talent' as a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# haha, no, my heavy handed stereotypes (which aren't the point)
caused Camel to vomit it seemed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# bless 'im...never you mind the bad boys
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# You're not going to win because nobody likes you :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# haha fair point...I'll learn to live with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Because you smell.
Morning, Mr Toast.

Lovely day for a front page, sir, what what..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ^this with huge fecking bells
'nings HT
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Mate of mine has got some of the DVDs
to be fair, some of it was appalling.

But when it hit it was pure fried gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I still remember the Moonies advert frmo right at the start
makes me chuckle thinking about it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks hard*

EDIT: Actually just remembered. Compo pea:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# hahah yes, please
I was too young to understand the politics of Spitting Image at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9636611
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I can still hear the splosh from the opening credits as Neil Kinnock takes a tumble at the coast & gives the gathered press an unfettered peek at two of his fingers.
Dignified, much?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] He finds YOUR lack of faith disturbing...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:13, archived)
# pfft!
right, what's next?



I've GOT IT! Hang on a sec...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Nick Clegg as Admiral Ackbar?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Prince Charles as Jabba
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Terrifyingly accurate!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hehehe
I find his lack of policies disturbing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# The Vader/Mandelson similarity kind of falls flat
on the basis that Vader comes good in the end, which I really can't see with Mandy.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Mandy is more like the Grand Vizier
From Aladdin or summit'.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Sweet
Thought this was good but now I'm feeling hard done by.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Yours was smashing sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# His eyes need anal bleaching
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(jansenmann woo hoo, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# *kills with flaming hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Hahaha :)
No Boris No
(jansenmann woo hoo, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Flocking banner ads.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Must...
not... click...

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
#

utter shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# :D
I clicked and got a free image hosting website
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# 'Ning folks. Have something random...
(Virulent, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Who you gonna call?


Click for bigger (38 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# hahahah! brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# LOLCREMES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Good Morning, and Welcome to the Freebs and Ninj Show!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Bwahahahah...
Acely Bilbo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Are you pair collaberating now?
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)
# no
until Virulent up there, it seemed like we were the only ones posting...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Deary me!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# didn't I say that yesterday?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# You may well have done...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Freebs and Ninj sitting in a tree
AR AYE EM EM AYE EN JEE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# you're just jealous
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)
# And horny
I just knocked one out at the thought

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Double clickage for dalek content..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] "You can't beat a bit o' bullyshit": Gordon Browen
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:22, archived)
# arf
topshop!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Cheers me dears!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Fantastic job, sir....
speaking of which...

ancient pea
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Hehe...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaahhahaha! bloody hell, spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely!
Have some TOAP I've been meaning to do for a while. This compo seems as good an excuse as any.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# but look, a tree
trees are cuddly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Conservative in-house design team memo:
Cameron wants us to appear tougher - trees are too "cuddly" - replace with a triffid.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
#
triffid nailbat smeared with shit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha
This is 100% true.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Haha
To think there is an entire generation who never knew
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# That's the disturbing thing...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Unfortunately, this is a problem you will always have in what is essentially
a two party system. You maybe once in a lifetime, if that, get a chance to vote for someone you actually believe in, rather than against someone you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I'll never get to vote for Hitler again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I know. It sucks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# frightening huh
and they are all gonna vote for change
(jansenmann woo hoo, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I was just looking at the Labour site and saw this:
www.labour.org.uk/tools_for_your_website

Nice to know the days of campaigning by slandering your opponents is gone....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# totally true
and the depressing thing is that people still use this as a reason to back labour

fuck labour, i can't bring myself to vote for them while any of the current government are on the front bench
and fuck the tories too. i can't bring myself to vote for *them* while any of the last tory government are on the front bench.

alas, fuck the lib dems. i can't bring myself to vote for them after what happened to charles kennedy, because they're a bunch of anodyne cunts.

this leaves me stumped :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ^^^ I vote for this.
Cunch'o'bunts.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Damn straight
UKIP FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# haha
you just need to decide whether to share, or to shaft.
(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Fantastic work, sir
*clickety clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# hello Grunty
are you in that there Midlands now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I am indeed!
It's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Wahay JP!!!
How goes it sir? Settling in well? Glad you're back with us \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# All too brief a visit, sadly.
Up to my eyes today.

Lovely pic, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Bless you sir :)
I thought it might be 'head down' for a while as you settle in. Hope the move and everything went ok :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Thanks Ninj, you lovely chap, you...
Nearly unpacked - so that's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# hey Grunty, what's it like taking the long walk out into Cursed Earth?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Cursed Earth West Midlands
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# *nukes from orbit*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Well yes, that's one possible solution to Brum.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Oh hush, you....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
#
one possible the only
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Even as I speak, doctors are fighting to sew up my sides.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Fuck you ya sarcy bastard!
I used to like you when you were in London. Brum's changed you man! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I apologise, sir.
In truth, there is multitudinous booze and nosh facility right on the doorstep, so, should you ever be bashing in Brum, swing by sir, swing by.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I may well have to do that,
Oh hang on, no. IT'S FUCKING BIRMINGHAM! ;)

The only Birmingham I wanna go to is Birmingham, Alabama, to go and worship at the feet of The Drive-By Truckers
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hehehe...
I particularly like the fact that it's a 35 second walk from my front door to a pretty good bar!
(and yes, I timed it...)

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)
# awesome :D
the nearest places to me, 2 mins walk... A TGI Fridays and a Frankie and Bennys. Bah.

so what's up with the good Cap'n?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Oh, she's all good...
She just can't b3ta from work anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Does that not qualify as being a basic human need?
In some parts of the developing world, people have to walk for up to 3 minutes to access a decent bar. And in some godforsaken hellholes, entire communities get by with nothing more than a Wetherspoons or a Yates' Wine Lodge.

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# 10 minute (sober) walk for me to my nearest pub :(
And I live in London FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# *points*
hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# However, I am pleased to say that I live somewhere which doesn't have
any fucking "bars"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I only mentioned the 'bar' because it was closest.
Two proper 'boozers' less than a minute the other way.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Whatever ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Yates Wine Lodge...
I've heard of these atrocities, but never actually seen one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
We should be careful.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I must confess, I used to drink in a Yates'
quite often. But I was at college, it was the closest boozer and it was only £1.49 a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# So, that'd be a 'bar', then?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Well yes,
but I didn't go to college where I live :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Top shoppery, Sir
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Thanks Jahled!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# fuck!
thats unreal! good job ninj! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't suppose you're allowed a bit of punctuation...?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Hehe...
Ning Bilbo! Tegs ok? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# aye - not so bad ta
I'm lighter in the pocket to a tune of £360 now :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I'm sat at work complaining.
Do I still need to vote?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# No, that's ok
you're perfectly entitled to sit at work complaining

It's in the Public Charter

Section4.

Paragraph 6.

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:18, archived)
# People died in the war for your right not to vote
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# The great war?
I heard it wasn't that great y'know.

How do sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:23, archived)
# YES
www.b3ta.com/board/9630114
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I knew I'd heard it from a reliable source
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)
# you're a loon - sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I be grand
despite working like a fukcer this week....

Your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Not bad mate, not bad.
See sig for recent news! Confirmed this week!
Bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# redundancy?
arses :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Yeah, but meh, could be worse. I'm staying positive about it!
I'm not panicking yet I have enough money to survive for a month after the job finishes........ Then I'll be selling kidneys, so put your name down if you need one :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Excellent!
*grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Indeed this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# moan moan moan
blah blah government should do something

oo look, time for Big Brother

hello freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:23, archived)
# ey up sexy
you've summed it up perfectly.

How goes IT?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# it's AAAARGH
new client is "Oh, also this this and this that we didn't tell you in the first place. And can you make it more...organic."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:27, archived)
# make it more orgasmic?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# haha if only
it's driving me nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# shit on his brief and hand it to him...can't get more organic than that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# hahahaha
"I've made it 3-D as well"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# OPEN THE BOX!

hang on... TAKE THE MONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Hahaha this!
Forget about reforming the electoral system - how about getting people to actually use the one that we've got?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] GIVE ME A LAPTOP YOU CUNTS
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# that makes good cents
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Puns like that, you deserve a good pounding
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# noted
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Ah but you're missing the irony!
English slogan Merkin coins.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# IRONY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:07, archived)
#
I'll stick with Matt Damon
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Have you ever seen matt damon and Terry Christian in the same room?
the truth must be told
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I did
sadly it was the one day i didn't have my trusty hand grenade with me too!:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Can't see him now and not think of Sarah Silverman.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# The ironing is delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# You're doing it all wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Ah the gag I made in the post below.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I get the feeling that we're going to see a lot of variations on this over the next month.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# i believe in chang.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Victor Chang
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:28, archived)
# victor charlie charlie sierra foxtrot
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I used UK money
b3ta.com/board/9636039
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Vote Mugabe
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:38, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhahhhahhhhhahhhah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:38, archived)
# *hands tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:40, archived)
# that looks a little, shall we say, shop soiled
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I think you'll find this is quest of the week!
Or the Mugabe version. Vote for change. You'll get shrapnel.

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:39, archived)
# hahhahahahah!
good ningles to you all!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Too true
cough *their*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:41, archived)
# now with improved spelling
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:51, archived)
# 'government'
(Spui, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# ffs
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Is the nicking my thing?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Hahaha
I love the way you have contrasted the white guy with a black background, against the black guy with a white background.

*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:43, archived)
# the other is gordon brown...
...:D... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:49, archived)
# the problem with the uk is that there are too many white people
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:50, archived)
# White men can't jump
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# They get Robert Mugabe,
we get Robert Kilroy-Silk.

They get Morgan Tsvangarai,
we get Morgan de toi.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:52, archived)
# mugabe was a pretty cool guy before his syphilis sent him insane
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# I do sometimes wonder how he got an OBE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Maybe he's good friends with Prince Charles
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I think it was more about spreading quality education among young Zimbabweans in the 70s but anything is possible
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# But under our system you vote for a party
not a Prime Minister...

or some-such devil's advocaat argument
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# hmmm
i'll stick this 'ere.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# no... wrong...bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# therefore
it is here at its best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Hahaha
You left the brain cell at home!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# lol
i take it you are not a human being?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I think the next government needs to invest in education more
by buying dictionaries for B3tans
(Chopper3, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I thought the moat and duckhouse were by a tory mp, not "the government" which implies labour
so, not to be too pedantic here but Gordon didn't allow it any more than any other politician since the system was invented, and a vote for change is a vote for more of that crap...
(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# gas and electricity supply-electric deal-electrical price comparison
No body cannot imagine living without use of energy. Energy in the form of Electricity has made our life easier by providing us many amenities while Gas has made cooking easier than ever before. With suppliers offering many plans having less rentals and many benefits more people are opting to buy energy from these providers. Getting low cost electricity and gas is always a welcoming step. Money saved on gas and electricity could be used for broadband or telephone for example. Often it may not be sensible to simply go to the cheapest supplier of each utility, but take a package of utilities (Gas, Electricity, Broadband, Phone, TV, Mobile) from one supplier. For example their gas price might be high but their phone price may be low, or even FREE, thus achieving an overall lower cost Energy providers have come up with many plans so one should select a particular plan depending on various points. That includes how much energy one uses, what is the budget, where one lives and who are the gas and electricity providers in that particular locality, what kind of services one wants from energy suppliers and how is the bill payment to be made. Customer service ratings should always be one of the important criteria as without this feature users will face a lot of problems in getting proper energy supply. Thus if a decision is made on the basis of these aspects one will end up in making good choice of getting cheap electricity and gas suppliers and selecting a proper company. This will offer one hassle free services for a specific provider. Changing from one supplier to another is a simple process, but it is amazing how many horror stories abound. Most of these seem to come from the largest companies, but that maybe simply because they have the most customers, even though they are historically the most expensive.


There are so many online sites available for making these comparisons. With the help of these sites one can take right decision about which provider should be selected to buy these services. But beware that some sites do not compare the prices of ALL the companies because not all companies agree to pay a commission to the comparison site.The site can offer its own incentive also. One simply needs to enter post code of locality or provide desired information about comparison that has to be made and then the website will come up with many suppliers offering lowest energy prices there. Hence, the providers are giving users affordability with many benefits making their deals worth to go for.
visit our web site for gas and electricity price comparison
(martinasmith, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:29, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:35, archived)
# dah-hoy!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:51, archived)
# "Isn't the internetz BRILLIANT!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:56, archived)
# That was a Public Information Film....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:28, archived)
# ...on behalf of Squirrels With Tits for the Third World
'ningles matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Pffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:38, archived)
# May the god of internet have mercy on your modem!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Here have this


(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:30, archived)
# That's out of order man!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:39, archived)
#

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
So it goes.

"What is the purpose of life? To be the eyes and the ears and the conscience of the creator of the universe, you fool!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:34, archived)
# the voices made me do it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Yam it question of the week tiem?
'ningles everyone in the who wide worderful world. Except martinasmith as he's a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:36, archived)
# apparently so
wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_is_martina_smith
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:38, archived)
# I read it a Martin A Smith for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:42, archived)
# cannot... look... away....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:43, archived)
# I can help there.
Look! Puppies!
*points*

God it's official. The 80's is back. I went downstairs this morning and someone had dropped a sun visor and I know that there are no aged female golfers staying here so it must be 'fashionwear'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:46, archived)
# christ almighty... it took ten years to get rid of the 80's last time....
(actually I love the 80's, ahhhh, childhood memories....*nostalgias*)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:49, archived)
# yes
Michaela Strachan.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Now with added...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:44, archived)
# haha
please see my post just above yours:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Double Pffftttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Hell, Norway
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# While we're playing with maps
Allow me to post the custom pointer I made for OziExplorer:


Yes, it actually tracks your movement and rotates and everything.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ^ THIS IS BRILIANT!
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:37, archived)
# RAAA
MURDERZ
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:46, archived)
# COMPO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:39, archived)
# special mong prize for not providing an URL with your ad

well done you
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Piss
;]
(Samuel Hell Jackson The one with Bad Motherfucker written on it, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:46, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# hahahahaha...wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# This is amazing...
They actually made the lift compartment that shape, noticed that — oh whoops! — it could easily kill people, and so fixed it by... making a nice warning sign?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# After scanning through your post
I have noticed your spam doesn't contain a link to the said comparison website, therefore you are fail at fail!

Mo'fo'
(Samuel Hell Jackson The one with Bad Motherfucker written on it, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:46, archived)
# stupidass...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Some people think we're idiots for replying to spambots, and that has to be ok too.
It's just that sometimes I feel sorry for those people.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Who would win?...

...i'll give you the answer later...!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Weasel
Eat through the brake line - job done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:31, archived)
# Is the weasel a diesel?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:32, archived)
# It's a teazel, it's a pleazel.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:33, archived)
# These weasels are making me thirsty
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:40, archived)
# aaahhhhh me too man
I should fuck off and get some fucking beers

meanwhile, the album version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggSTV2nEJvs
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:51, archived)
# surprisingly, my money is on the weasel
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:35, archived)
# RIGHT!...

(i heard it on T.V., so it must be true)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:48, archived)
# pffftttt...
in his natural environment - possibly.
On a freeway my moneys on the truck!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:50, archived)
# WEASEL SLIDING UP STAIRS AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:51, archived)
# Weasel FTW!
I don't think I've ever seen a road-kill weasel.
But I've seen many dead trucks. QED
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:53, archived)
# I like this reasoning
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:04, archived)
# yes...this^...
...it must be true then...WEASLES FUCKEN ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Weasle vs Truck Top Trumps
You know it makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:10, archived)
# 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 5:09, archived)
# I can't tell the time
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 5:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 5:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 5:26, archived)
# THIS IS SERIOUS JIZZ
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 5:37, archived)
# ROCK OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 5:44, archived)
# TWO TRIANGLES WITH A BASS IS A COMBO
 
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 6:04, archived)
# play faster you filthy animal...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:37, archived)
# awesomeness!

Woo Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:49, archived)
# very nicely
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 5:42, archived)
# When will it
splooge?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 6:40, archived)
[challenge entry] space...the final frontier...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:32, archived)

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