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[challenge entry] They were a sensation!

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Haha
Super
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Full speed for the Hoth System!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# hehehe :)
Nice work sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# cheers, Earl!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] yes! history and atat walkers...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# This is gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# that's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Cooor, that is lovely
You put two of my favourite things together :)

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# thanks! here, have a huge version...
i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr65/one_more_go/atathuge.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# cheers
It is now my wallpaper and it looks good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Seriously
I'd frame that and hang it if I could get a big enough version, it's all the woo and more
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# God that is so gorgeous
I'm now far too ashamed to shamelessly pea my Dali/AT AT re-working.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# when I get my time machine
I will be visiting the Great Exhibition. I would really like to have seen the Crystal Palace.

Mind you, I bet it got fucking hot in there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# :)
bet the ice-cream sellers made a fortune!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Honestly, the last time I whore this...*


*may or may not contain lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# the most important battle
of World War Two by far... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# ooh i didn't spot the other one
subtles!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# they're a breeding pair!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Ready steady COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I think they should have let him flee around South East Asia for longer
It'd have been like that Simpsons episode that rips off Catch Me If You Can
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I think he should have been left to rot in prison
the picture is not saying colleen Nolan and George foreman agree with child porn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# *waits for ST fanboi to arrive and start gayfight*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Little Neddy Knickers!
I love that film.

I wish I had a singing bush.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Goodnight ladies.... Goodnight ladies...
Goodnight ladies... it's time to leave you now
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I'll be whacking your fucking mind out when I come
/Grosse Point Blank
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# such a top film
Have you seen War Inc?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# No...
Will investigate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# is a kind of sequal
'tis very good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Cheers for the tip
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# HahahahahahahaSPANG!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I had a A500
spang as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# :D
happy days...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Hahaha
*still wishes he hadn't sold his A1200*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# pleth-thor-ra
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Bindun!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/amiga.jpg

Nicely, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# that's nice dear
mine's slightly different, so technically it hasn't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# his is better
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# great news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# ya'll git along now.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# That's not nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# its ok, I've come to expect far worse from some people on here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# happy toats's one is fp material though
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# aaaah...must admit...i thought it was a pea at first
it's not though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] "Nothing sounds quite like it."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# :F
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# haha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# *covets*
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# *grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Haha, yes!
There's nothing quite like steampunk electro to get one's party jumping.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# covets muchly
(ceebs, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you have clearance to use that camera?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# *fears*
that's a lenscracker and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# one of the few highlights of a fucking awful film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# It was better than the TV series...
...but that's not saying a lot
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# You what?
You're having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Utterly spoiled by BBC budget
I preferred the books & the radio shows
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Erm
I think the writing transends the budget.
The TV series was well ahead of its time in certain aspects. DNA was constantly having to argue the case that the guide scenes weren't done by computer.
It's a sad day when comedy is rated by it's special effects.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# at least the tv series had an Arthur Dent that worked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I did like Alan Rickman's Marvin, though
and Trillion was less fucking annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I'd have preferred Jack Dee
Just not enough malice in his tone.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# that's an interesting thought
but surely he's not meant to be surly and grumpy - just depressed?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# No, he's definitely quite a bit hateful
Now the world has gone to bed
Darkness won't engulf my head
I can see by infra-red
How I hate the night

Now I lay me down to sleep
Try to count electric sheep
Sweet dream wishes you can keep
How I hate the night
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Life... loathe it, or ignore it, you can't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# he would have been superb
(at least in comparison)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I like to think of the movie as a loving tribute
Rather than worry about it being canon.

Biographer and Adams expert MJ Simpson gave it a scathing review
and other dedicated h2 fans gave him such a hard time he threw the
toys out of the pram and said he wouldn't write another word about
him. People forget that none of it was ever meant to be "canonical",
that's how DNA approached it (radio, books, TV, computer game)

So the film wasn't great but Adams co-wrote it, it doesn't really matter.
Except for the whole Humma Kavula angle which made me wince.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# that was the bit that DA did write
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# He shouldn't have sold the rights to Disney I guess, all those years hence.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# DING DING DING!
I wanted to kill Trillian
Or at least lock her in a room for all eternity with Bonnie Langford
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# True...and Peter Jones was a better book...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I won tickets to the premiere
It was wonderful. I met Lily Cole (didn't know who she was) and got Stephen Fry's autograph.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# mr b3th won't believe Lily Cole is a model
despite having seen her in the M&S ads.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# She's a very sweet young lady
Very unaffected - at least she was then.
She's a star of Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
So it's all kicking off for her now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I can't tell what that is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Yeah - it worked better in my head
static.howstuffworks.com/gif/hitchhikers-history-11.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Ahhh. Yes. Good idea, but tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Towels
Well you learn odd and pointless things everyday, Martin Short is Claire Shorts 1st cousin
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# what?
as in The Three Amigo's Martin short?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# yes
Although bear in mind I just read that on Wiki, so it could be complete crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# has she only got one cousin?
just goes to show, the rich and famous don't have everything ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# to be honest, would you want to be associated with her
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# not particularly, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# she will chain you to a radiator and beat you with a soiled prawn ring
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Oh, admit it
You're turned on by the thought, arent you?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# just think of Kerry Katona giving you a wink from the backdoor :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# She'd probably not mind sharing a spliff with you...
and she's got a fun accent to do impressions of.

At least she's not Ann Widdecombe.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# haha vogons
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Shit! Did you see that?

He must have a foot like a traction engine.
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# TWAT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Oh and another!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I wasn't calling you a twat... I was just quoting partridge
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I'm gonna hump ya... like Deputy Dawg... would hump ya
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# GOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
Join me
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# That goalie has football pie all over his shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# That is liquid football.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Concentrated and reduced down to a rich syrup!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# He's given that a right fucking hoof from inside the 6 yard box
I bet he fucking missed an'all
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# He was sent off for external combustion.
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Eat my goal!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# That
was a goal :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Hmmm
I thought we were looking for Steam Punk not Steam Punt
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# A compo entry, that's a pun?
Good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Boof!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Your mother was a regular, right-down bad 'un.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# this hurts my drunken brain
how is it Steampunk, this is future retroism not retro futurism!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Would it be retro futurism if I inverted it?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Surely steampunk itself isn't really retro futurism either.
Seeing as how both steam power and punk are both varying degrees of retro.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# it's not actually about punk
or steam, HG Wells or Jules Vern is a good point of reference, the future but sticking with industrialisation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I don't understand this
and I can't see any reason why it should be compo'd.

Please enlighten me
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Oliver, a Dickensian, is using modern knuckle technology.
Surely that counts?

(set to normal pending appeal.)
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# This makes sense
But so does 1mg of Scotch egg and 3oz of Crystaline Microtate mixed together at 30 degrees. But still, that only creates 3grams of sense.
Therefore, this makes little sense.

You should have mentioned the Chavs.
(. Y . ), Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I like the Artful Dodger's hoodie.
Fagin needs more shell suit and badly disciplined mastif.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Fair enough then
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# And now, young Harry...you...will..die.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Ha ha!




The British Empire strikes back!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Hah!
Reply of the day. Congrats!
(Badman Farquhar : Three and-a-half inches of floppy fun, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# The Brittas Empire
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Awesome!
Have one:
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# you're a sith lord, harry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Anagram?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# pfff!
he has the Order of The Plunger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
# hahahahahahaahahehd :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Clicked.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Haha!
I like this an awful lot!
(Badman Farquhar : Three and-a-half inches of floppy fun, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# lol
Extremely well done :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Brilliant stuff
This compo's a cracker so far.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Haha
This is very good indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# This is bloody awesome.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Fantastico!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# *THE POWER OF TEA AND MONITOR COMBINE*
AND PRODUCE.. a mess
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# This is good.
Needs more Brunel!
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# cheers
A friend of mine drew a great Brunel in her awesome and super geeky webcomic:
sydneypadua.com/2dgoggles/brunel/
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley Bindun etc.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Yes.
but woo woo! anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I'm not even going to acknowledge this with a response
/paradox
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Seam Punk right?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
#
lol seams lol.

Nice way of avoiding the whole "mohawks-are-a-bugger-to-cut-out" issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# i love you for this
my all-time favourite film and my favourite muppet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# :)
Glad to bring your two loves together.
I was supposed to be sleeping but couldn't till I finished this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# no. no you couldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Spielberg is shite
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:40, archived)
# *refuses to rise to the bait*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# I have the biggest strawberries ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# okay then
i'm allergic to strawberries :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Such terror! And it's only twenty to eight
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Jim Henson has a lot to answer for
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# He had a lot to answer for when he touched those kids
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Well he's answering now.
TO THE LORD.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# good god
you're getting clicks for this.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Haha
Sounds like a threat when you put it like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# heeeere fishy fishy fishy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# :)
Didn't get that for a minute (or possibly longer)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# ha? is that it? ha?
is that the limit of your approval for this post? hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Bloody hell!!
Do we have "reply nazis" now??

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# no
i just feel this post with its awesome jaws theme deserves something better than a mere "ha!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Leave 'im, Smash.
Ee's not wurf it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:52, archived)
# *mutters*
i'll get 'im, you mark my words
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# *marks*
How nice to have support :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# wish i could say the same
*orders underwire*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Free the Smash Two!
*campaigns*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# heheheh
my bras no longer fit on my head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Oh no!
Waht happened to your head?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# maybe it had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# This earnies a click.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# This earns a click for being a great take on the best film ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# this is the reply i was expecting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# High praise indeed.
Thank you muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I am now filled to the brim with glee,
all because of your post. Thank you. Thank you very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# :)
This is my pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
And an extra "haha" to make up for zeltergiset's lack of appreciation, and another "ha" so I don't invoke the Wrath Of Smash.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Heh.
I think you have successfully fended her off.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Champion
Let's slash the seats.
Punk Dibnah
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha :D
nice variation on the theme :)

(has the b3ta image host has gone caput?)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
# It has indeed
Dodgy private hosting for me!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:40, archived)
# evenin' all
new series should be interesting...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)
# FeEt ShIrTs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# sOcKs
?
my left sock has a hole in it.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# i LiKe To CaLl ThEm FeEt ShIrTs SoMe TiMeS
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# oH, oK.
aLtEeRnAtInG cApItAlS dAy AgAiN, aLrEaDy?
dOeSn'T tImE fLy...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I am drunk and my brain has gone hyper
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Why are you typing like a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Hahahahah
Hold nothing back, chap ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# He's got me on ignore
I don't care :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Aww
both of you are real life fluffy people
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# heheheheh
TJ: anyone got a link to the new bunker design?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I am now drunk shopping :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Ah
Can I request a kitten brainstorming room in the bunker?

They need somewhere to plot their fiendish stuff, with leather sofas
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# this does sound good
but i really need a link to that bunker design, i wish to show my nephew that i really do have a sex dungeon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
#
would
(zombiecull, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Late Sausage is sad and lonely. Please take pity on him and his tiny, useless arms.


Tyrannosausage? There must be a decent pun around here somewhere
(Badman Farquhar : Three and-a-half inches of floppy fun, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I've had sausages for tea
they were some very fine chipolatas

but I did find bits of bone in one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:33, archived)
# probably a tooth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I should hope so!

nearly cracked a tooth on it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I hope you spat it out the window and it hit a nun on a bike and she fell off the bike
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# That is exactly what I did.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Extra points if it actually was Sister Wendy.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Then why didn't you film it
Hitting a nun in any situation always gets you 1000 points, doubled if she swears, tripled if she swears and starts punching someone or you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# A pig tooth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Phew
There's good eating on them.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I've had problems with my teeth recently
including one broken tooth that I didn't get fixed for two years, and by the time I went to the dentist it was too late and they had to extract it root and all. I mention this because a week ago when I was eating a sausage from Somerfield, I found what looked like a fragment of tooth in my mouth mid-chew. I panicked because I assumed another tooth was going, but no matter how hard I look, I cannot find any damage to any of my teeth. You have set my mind at rest though; if bone fragments are common-place in shitty sausages, then that's probably what I found. Thank you.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# There is a phrase that is relevant here : "Mechanically Recovered Meat"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Yes.
I made my own sausages once. They were good, but I couldn't get the hang of tying them in the old bunches-of-three. Fortunately I have one of the best butchers in the North West of England not 30 yards from my house. They make their sausages to the same recipe, in the same way, that they made them when they started trading in 1844.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# IS that next to Sweeney Todds place?
..
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# In these days of global recession
I admire the thrift of a business who makes full and efficient use of all available resources.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I get my sausages from Mr Arnold (holbrook in suffolk)
best butcher ever. only open fridays sadly as he is now about 80yrs old - he closed on the other days he said the 'boy' couldnt take over - the 'boy' is his lifetime assistant who is 77yrs old.

all the meat is pork joints no scrap (mostly pork shoulder). im hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Sounds like the best kind of butcher.
Any butcher who doesn't work with whole carcasses should be avoided. My butcher has an on-site slaughterhouse for pigs and sheep and employs a full time slaughterman.

www.traditionalmeat.com/home.html
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# yes!
i never buy meat from supermarkets anymore. fortunately, i've got 3 very good butchers not far from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I buy a lot direct from farmers too.
It's often cheaper, as well as better. The farmer I buy lamb off sells lamb shoulder at 4.50/kg, whereas it's 6 quid per kilo at Asda. If he sells it to Asda he gets about 80p/kg from them for it, so customers buying directly off him is a win:win situation for everyone; except Asda, but they've got it coming.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
# ASDA can get cunted
right in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Not nearly so much as Somerfield though.
When Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall tried to get the supermarkets to agree to a meeting about free-range chickens, they were all cunts. But Somerfield was probably the worst. The CEO said something along the lines of "we don't see any point in encouraging our producers to go down a road that will not be maintained by our customer base."

Translation: "There's no point us doing the right thing because all our customers are ignorant chavs." I refuse to shop there now, even though it's only about 40 yards away. The sausage with the bone in it was the missus' fault.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
# there's a somerfield within walking distance of me
but i never go there. it's shit and overpriced.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Ahh a proper butcher
my local rare breeds man is that twat off the telly Jimmy as in Jimmy farm. rubbish meat and so expensive.

try belted galloway for steaks if you can or Dexters that are totally wild on devon moors - taste and texture like no other.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I like Dexters
Never eaten the meat, but for some reason I just have a soft spot for the breed. They just look like what I think a cow should look like.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:00, archived)
# dexters will be smaller joints but tasty
I cant eat Jersey cows as I worked with a jersey herd some time ago...huge brown eyes..sniff...cant eat a friend you know...
nice milk tho and used to drink it unpasturised and warm


oh yeah get your dextor meat nice and local - www.dexterbeefonline.co.uk/ most of the farms deal direct and its not too pricey
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I know of one farm about 20 miles from me that does dexter.
I don't buy a lot of beef because my missus isn't keen on it, sadly.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
# i bet she likes a bit of pork, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Yes,
but not nearly as much as she likes a good bit of sexual intercourse.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
# obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# ^this
is why i don't eat sausages anymore and CERTAINLY not hot dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I bet that was a Marrowing experience HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# aaaaaaAAAAARrRRRAAJRRRRGHGHG.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# i eat sausages for breakfast...
...*CHOMP!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Haha! This is good.
TJ. I've started working on an animated gif in CS3. Don't think I have time to finish it tonight. Is there anyway to save it so that it keeps the multiple layers in each frame?
Or do I just leave the computer turned on?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Save it as a PSP file?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Cheers.
I was just wondering if that will save all the elements or not. I suppose it will.
Don't want to lose what I've been doing on and off for about 3 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it will.
But I do not take any responsibility for any undesired events.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Sorry, sunshine. Far too late for that kind of backtracking.
I'm just getting started with animations and stuff in Photoshop. Takes me ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
# The question mark covers my ass for any liability.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Fuck it.
I've decided to knuckle down and finish the damn thing and not take any chances with your ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Many have, none returned.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# It'll keep everything if you save it as a PSD.
No probs.

To test: Save it twice as two different PSDs, then keep it open and also open the first one you saved. Everything will be there.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I clicked on a link you or someone posted yesterday.
And it gave me a picture of a lovely lady wearing a tshirt reading -
"Because the lady will do anything for a Zeltergiset"
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Here's one:
DINOSAUCE
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# That's one caught looking sausage
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:50, archived)
# invoke the Lycene contingency!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# funny :)
:D
(herman:D, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Grab your nuts at Wankers
Can't remember if I posted this before or not.

www.wankerscorner.com/

A real live saloon and cafe for Wankers everywhere (or at least those in the Portland suburb of Wilsonville. There is a Head Wanker according to "The Wankers Corner Story".

Check out the Fat Wanker on this page...but behold the Wanker Babe in all her glory!

www.wankerscorner.com/photos/events/knrk-beach_party_1-2003/pages/P1240010.html

Their motto...Grab Your Nuts at Wankers.
(userdeath imminent, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# You know this isn't /talk or /links
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
# He looks like he is about to eat that microphone

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# How long has this attention seeking behaviour manifested itself?
still back to school next week for you
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Yes...
...I'm a teacher.
(userdeath imminent, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I fear for our nation's youth
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# buy me plane tickets and get me there, bitch
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# You!
Out!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Frip Bloit!
Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit Frip Bloit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:37, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# wank off
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I've been there and I have the tshirt.
some of my old mans family live up the road.

That's my life story. Now make with the funny pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Yeah maybe, but I've got you (J)pegged
ha ha ha ha, but I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. They're callin' again.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM
BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM
BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
# BALAZIM
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
# That's just gibberish!
I'm outraged at this circumstance!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# i knew this would come in useful...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# this is most logical
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I rarely ever get a chance to roll out this award
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# George Lamb is a...
Just type it into Google and don't forget the speech marks.

"George Lamb is a"

My God that man is popular. How does he get work?
(userdeath imminent, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:24, archived)
# bunker, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I'm already there--has he gone yet?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
# not yet
but my sex dungeon is open for business ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:33, archived)
# you left me in there from last time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# sorry
i lost the key to the shackles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Haha!
I think this needs a short caption such as
*glare*

The eyes say everything else :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Well you now have some thing in common with George Lamb
You are both cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Run........................................

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# so what...(didn't google)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I gather, from my research, that George Lamb is some sort of radio-telegraph personality.
Quite why such a person would provoke such depth of feeling is beyond me.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
# If you type " userdeath is a twat " into Google
you'll get this post
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# It says so on the internet, so it must be true!
The authorities wouldn't let them say it if it wasn't.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Bless you
Now go and stick your tongue up George's butthole.
(userdeath imminent, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# That..
..was meant for Ministry of Nutmeat
(userdeath imminent, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I daresay that's why you said it to him then.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:40, archived)
#
him her
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I had a 50-50 chance.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Thank you!
I often spend my Thursday evenings tonguing mens' bits, perhaps it is George's turn this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Not really, no
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# chug bluut!
chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut chug bluut
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:37, archived)
# BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM
BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
# mmmph!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Eye eye
eye
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Pfffffffffffttttttt!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] happy bot family
(burningnight we do what we must, because we can, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# queen rosie!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# hahaha...back top left
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:24, archived)
# What no Bender?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:25, archived)
# damnit! i knew i forgot somebody!
(burningnight we do what we must, because we can, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
#
(burningnight we do what we must, because we can, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Robots have no emotions...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# try the starting handle!....other than that,you'll have to bump-start him:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# i ain't bumping with no robots...
...no way!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
# just wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (75 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# They say he can travel at up to 8.8 miles per hour!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:09, archived)
# By jove!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
# quite inJupitably!
*looks to side slightly*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# What the dickens?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# You're so sharp you'll cut yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# this is known as autoemo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Well, steam power can go pretty fast
tech.slashdot.org/story/09/08/26/2126204/Steam-Powered-Car-Breaks-Century-Old-Speed-Record
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# If it's not coal-fired
it's just not the same.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Tron never fails to pull in the punters.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
# The fun bit happens when they realise there are no breaks on them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
# brakes


surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:33, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I'd
have bluffed it and said:

"No....10 hour shifts without stopping....not even for a slash."


(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# It's that bloke what's in that AC DC band
I recognise the little fella by his school cap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# By jove!
'ningles all.

Sneaky pea.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:17, archived)
# That looks dangerous...
but is it lion-in-a-sidecar-on-the-wall-of-death dangerous?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:19, archived)
# :D...
...man. this is fun... wish i was there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# *Clicks*
But I wish I could click twice! Once for the awesomeness of all it all and again for the word "Velocepedatorium".

Bravo!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Penny Farthing MACH 1
With nitro!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I like this
Lord Tron - it sounds exactly right :)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Tortoise/ Wartoise


(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# ace :D
I did read that as tortoise/Waitrose :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Haha!
He's on his way to Waitrose. ;)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# He will need that if he is going on a Thursday, as it is pension day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Steampokemon!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:05, archived)
# "steampoke" sounds rather painful
:P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# *ooooooOooh*
nice
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Thanks :)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Blastoise.
Oh god I shouldn't know that word.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# It's a precursor to "Ka-blamoise", right?
and not a pokemon, of course not!...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Get out now!
Before you start getting Digimon flashbacks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# interesting...
...very interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)

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