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[challenge entry] I say, these portable telephones are the very thing
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# He can afford a telephone, but not some one to carry it for him?
Scandal!
/woo
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# that's just given me a cracking idea - nice image fella!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Do tell!
Do.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# same here
but I'm working too hard to do it :(
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# ...
working wanking

or is that the same thing for you Mr. Toast ;)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Yet you are on the board?!?!
Hmm - not hard enough me thinks ;)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# He works from his computer
so entirely plausible
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# What is your job?
Illustration?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# you want him to draw his job?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Only if its a Venn diagram
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:13, archived)
# hahahahaha! no, no one pays me to draw
that would be some magical world and no mistakes

I do 3d stuff and push people around telling them how things should be
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Go pushing people around!
Or "Constructive Criticism" is the PC way of saying it. Maybe.

I'm sure with your prowess Mr Toast you could find some cushy drawing job.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I'll employ anyone
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
# to do anything?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# No. That's where the cushy-ness ends
Are there many jobs in 3d stuff? Are they easy to get without any education/training/skills/ability/etc. ?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:20, archived)
# yes
and no

Most places will want you to hgave 3 years experience, a couple of games under your belt, degree in architectural study, etc depending in which field of 3d you're going for.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Low Poly?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# In that case I'll stick the the fun, amateur stuff.
Cheers
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# kind of you to say
I'll keep patiently waiting for the nice people to contact me offering cushy-ness
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:18, archived)
# thats not a problem.
haha, does this mean there have been oppourtunities that havent been particularly cushy?

It'll all come good.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I've yet to have a cushy job in the 20 years I've been working
I blame my parents for not being posh
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# aww bless.
I would suggest beating them up for not being posh... but that might be the wrong way to address the situation.

Anyways, its hometime :D

Have a good Wank Holiday all.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
# to use your mobile to ring sex lines so noone will know?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Steampunk Victorian Sexlines?
"Like to see some ankle?"
"Oh Mr. Darcy I am undone...!"
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
# you didn't return my call last time...
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
# trying to get kebab off the other line.
took hours.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# You should have told him you're from New Zealand that would have done it.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:10, archived)
# hahahaha.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# There was a cracking cartoon in Private Eye a couple of years ago
Alexander Graham Bell presenting an old fashioned camera joined to a telephone joined to a gramophone, with his friend saying "It's no use Bell, nobody will want a phone that can take pictures and play music"
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# but they do want a gramophone that can play music and make calls.
people are twats.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] May I please introduce to you Mr. Darth Vader Esq?
Tootle pip, Luke! it is my considered opinion that you may indeed be my bastard child. Let's just keep it between ourselves, if you don't mind, old chap!

(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# uh oh you didn't just delete a thread!
FLOUNCE

but those ARE some marvellous strides, Mr Vader
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# No thread can withstand the power of the dark side...
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# That poor thread.
How could you kill it in such a way?

Nice 'shop though :)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Deleeeeeeeeterrrrr!!!!!
re-record dont fade away
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(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Also woo!
Edit: and you might wanna compo it.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Top Trews
but where did the thread go?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Argh!
That's like digging up dead people.
Only my hands aren't as dirty.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# You can use a shovel you know ;)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I enjoy the more visceral, animal feeling of using my hands
It's the same reason I don't cook them first either.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Well cooking your dirty hands would cause untold problems
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Well that went well

glad you figured it out in the end
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# my title-pedantry is coming to the fore now,
if you're using the term Esq, you don't put Mr. at the front.
/it's a small niggle of mine, but it's been a sh*te week, and I'm being a c*nt in mentioning it, so don't mind me ;)

this is a cracking image, however :)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I love pedantry;
It's great.

*squints* ...oh well, it works on my browser :-\
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Vader of New York
Anakin the butcher
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# They were married so Luke wasn't a B'stard.
just estranged. Still he turned out a nice lad.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# How much is that golly in the dingo
The One with the Waggly Tail.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Ello
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# nom nom nom
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# OH SHIT I'M BEING EATED!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Meet Mecha Cybearg ST5113

cfb

aka Edward Teddington
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# He looks like a right cunt
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# He's that alright!
He'll tear your face off soon as look at ya.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# HE HAS COME FROM THE FUTURE
TO KILL

actually this bear would be great for a kiddies tv series

including the killing bit

they love it! those crazy kids!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I'd like to commision you to write the theme tune.
I've just bought a bag of tangfastics, you could have the cherries.
Now that's a deal n' a half!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# cool!
I'm sure I could make a really crap tune using a 1980's casio keyboard :D
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Yay steampunk soft toys
this is the future of toys *may cause choking hazard*
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
#
may will
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Ohhh!
That's grand!
This compo is getting top entries.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Cheers. :)
I had a bit of spare time at work this morning, working in a plumbers merchants occasionally has its advantages.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# That's bloody brill :D
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# It's future-proof ;)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# *standing ovation*
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# ooooof
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# In Germany they've been fined for
trying to run Schwarzkopf out of business.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Pffftt...
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I'm not smearing microsoft's wank on my epidermis!
:D
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# There has been some product recall after
it left the skin tinted blue causing an immediate shutdown and death. But not to worry a reboot should do the trick.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I'd walk funny with a boot up my man-hole
:D
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Oof!

(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# More oof?
Hmmm... it's not like I badly pasted a white man head onto a photo. Strange how people react.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I guess it's not aimed at you, but at the Polish and their little incident

(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I don't get it?
Please de-ris me
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Microsoft racism
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:01, archived)
# hahahaha
Lacists!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Well
Microsoft trying to cater to possible Polish racism anyway.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Goodbye gift
Our student (on sandwhich year) is going back to university, so we thought we'd pimp his car. Due to pure bad luck, his car was hit while parked a couple of times and had a reputation for bits dropping off - so we chose something to suit. It would have been easier if there hadn't been a force 9 gale while we were sticking it down. Love to you all.

(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# is this shoppery or a mighty fine sticker?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
#
It's lots and lots of stickers..! Apart from the number plate. That was Gimp.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hahahaha
that's beautiful, man

:D
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha
great :D, also you don't need to pixelise the number plate, this isn't 4chan.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
#
Yup, I have no idea why people do that, but the student in question was a bit concerned about my posting it, so I humoured him.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# X269 AAF
or X069 AAF


it's either an 8 a 3 or a 0

:D

hmm, ALF
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# it is however, the internet.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# 4channers are known for never visiting any other websites,
and for being the Internet's only naughty-types.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Indeed -
The numberplate isn't its most conspicuous feature...
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I love this.
Needs more french.

"Le Tesco Valu" maybe :P

Bless him.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# heh heh
If he has any sense (of humour) he will keep that on.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahha, I'd leave that on my car
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# a French car...
So true :]
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# NICE!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# shopped!
so shopped. photos of bonnet with wire mesh between camera and bonnet within 24 hours or it didn't happen
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# :-D
Will this do?

(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Stick this up on one of those chavvy car modding sites.
And make like you think you're "da bomb".
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Needs more fo' shizzle my nizzle

(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 18:17, archived)
# The decline of the Roman Empire
really started with the creeping commercialisation.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# THIS IS SPA, TA!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Damn straight!

(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# SPARTA!
Where value is just one kick away!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Historilols :)
Nicely done.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Yep...


;)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Dirty!


I was trying to think of a good tag line but failed. :(
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# NO MORE CHOO CHOO PUFF PUFF
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] "Oh I say, that is rather nice tea, even if I do say so myself!" - Steam 3PO
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Beau Travail
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Haha I want this
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I'm sure it's available somewhere already
MAKES GREAT T4R2D2
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha :)
Oh My, I seem to be a kettle R2

have a Werewolf


Click for bigger (155 kb)

(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Cheers, Looks like daddy wolf's been..
Doing more than eat the pigs?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Yeah, I messed up the nose :(
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I'll huff and I'll puff and you'll SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!
he he he
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Well Werewolves are randy bastards, so he could well of shagged some pigs
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# :D
"Milk? Oh dear, I rather think that lemon would go better with tea from MY head..."
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# How rude!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# That's lovely
And I want one.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# this
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I'm slightly dissapointed in the lack of reflectoporn
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I bet it's fucking annoying
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Good


(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Handy
I'm just looking for a new kettle
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I dunno if anybody here is a fan of, or knows much about, Death Note.
I made a Death Note font using vectors I made of chracters and stuff from the manga.

Click to download the font
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# emoo
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Haha in what way is it emo?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# You're joking, right?
It's mega-super emo funtimes.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Maybe a few of the hairstyles could be called 'emo' but Death Note itself is really, really not emo :]
Besides, the hairstyles are based on those of the general japanese population, translated into a manga style.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Girly + Goth = Emo.
When is the Sláine movie coming out?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Slaine move?
Seriously?

(Gets blue warpaint ready)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# wee-eeellll. it is in spanish
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# WOW!!!
That looks impressive. Clint Langley comes to life (even if it is based on a Bisley epic).
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# "I HATE EVERYONE, THUS I SHALL KILL THEM WITH A MAGICAL BOOK."
"AHAHA, I HAVE COVERED MYSELF IN PAPIER MACHE MADE FROM DICTIONARIES, THUS MAKING A RUDIMENTARY WORD ARMOUR."
"I AM CRYING"
"I AM DEAD"

Thend
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I would buy this.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I don't get that second one.
And I don't think there's much crying in it, but that's about it yeah.

But it's not so much emo as 'loldramatic'
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I'm sorry but magical word armour made of dictionaries is still more plausible than
'kill someone by their name, but you also have to be thinking of their face so it won't accidentally kill someone else'

Well.....couldn't you just think of their face then? It's supposed to be a fucking magic book, why the hell do you even need to know their name?

Japanese idiots
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Because that defeats the object of it being a notebook?
If you could just think of someone's face and kill them, there'd be no need for the notebook.
And not everybody can draw the person they're thinking about exactly as they appear, either.

English idiot.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Biometrics is not 100% reliable,
so having a two-factor security system for identifying victims of supernatural death doesn't seem unreasonable.

Remember, though: there's always a trade-off between the false-positive and false-negative rates!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Don't you mean MAGIC BIOMETRICS?
With.....MAGIC SCANNERS....and.....MAGIC!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Well who cares if you don't like Death Note anyway?
I did TWENTY SIX VECTORS IN A DAY and I think they're pretty damn good, if you don't like the theme you can still appreciate how well done it is :D
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Yeah, yeah, stop interrupting our complaining with your "effort" and "abilities" :)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# :]
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ON THE TRACK I CAN DO ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY VECTORS PER SECOND
BUT THAT'S STILL NOT AS FAST AS SONIC
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# OMG LOL
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Emoooooo!


Very good though Clansoul. What would happen if you wrote a death threat in the Death Note font?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# You'd have a series of images with some spaces between them.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# And then they wouldn't even know it was a death threat
GahFuck!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# very well done hippy
:D
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# have have have would would would would have would would would would would
would would would would would would would would would would would would wouldn't
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)
# We all know you've had the hook!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Haha mindpiss
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I accidently got a fishhook caught in my arse cheek and I had to go to the doctor to get it removed.
I don't wish to repeat this.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Ouch.
Still, at least you caught something big.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
#
early on in your fishing career?

before you got the swing of using a rod ?

pffft
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Was this the same kind of "accident" that leads to visits to the emergency room to remove bottles that "accidentally" got shoved up bums?
"I ... er ... slipped in the shower, honest" :)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# you went to the doctor to have your arse removed?
that's brutal, man
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# He wanted it above his fireplace because it was the only thing he caught.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# IT'S A GREAT CONVERSATION PIECE.
IT TALKS A LOT
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Admit it, you'd do the hook.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I like the chocolate font!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# wow these are superb
top work!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# saw the film
didn't think much of it actually. WTF is the kid doing just killing the FBI agents, there's no remorse and very flimsy motive.

it's about as good as an episode of buffy.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# The films weren't as good, no.
I really like the manga, the motive is and always has been a flimsy cover-up for his want for power, really, but that's not the point of the story.
I think lots of it is really funny, I love the artwork and the 'battle of wits' between L and Kira is quite enjoyable.
At least, in the manga. In the films they ruined it.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I was wondering why an FBI investigation was being led by someone who looked about 12 and was an idiot.
"YES, I SHALL MAKE HIM MEET WITH ME AND KNOW MY NAME SO THEREFORE IF I DIE IT MUST BE HIM!"

Or alternatively you just just lock him in a cell for 2 weeks with no posessions, notice no-one is dying, search his house and find a book with everyone who died written in it. That's how you do real police work.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# They did that.
Criminals stopped dying for two weeks, then started again.
And the book was concealed in a secret compartment in his desk that would burst into flame if forced into.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# A secret compartment?
This is the FBI for god's sake, I think they can handle some twatty schoolkid putting a book in a secret drawer.

Either way if the book set fire then job done, they then just arrest him for explosive booby trapping, destroying probable evidence, interfering with an investigation etc.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Better than being executed, divot.
Besides, all the FBI members get killed.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I like Death Note! woo though!
The films though, saw them this year for the first time.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# more like desu note
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Mmmm apples
It's also apple season! Going to go get some
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Not technically to the rules but hey...
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# MARTY, YOUR DAUGHTER MARRIES A BLACK MAN
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Polish Micro$oft
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# pahah!
Surely the one on the left looks a bit foreign?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Yes
but at least he's white
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# All seams to be in order.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# *headpound*
dude......just.....dude!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES
I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR SHITTING CAR IS YOU FUCKING TOSSPOT
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Hah. "Dude, Where's My Car?" short version:
"Dude! Where's my car?"
"It's been impounded, and crushed, sorry."
THE END
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
# You missed a whole section...
....
"It's been impounded, and crushed, sorry."
"Dude!"
THE END
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# This is why my script for the sequel was turned down :(
Also, I wrote it in crayon on the back of a bus ticket.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Too late

They already went for this one
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahhahaha
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# H ah ah haha ha ha
FUCK ME
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:22, archived)
# In my head all day..
and don't imagine for a second that it hasn't bindun!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# WOOF!!!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# ARF!! ARF!!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Woofo!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:09, archived)
# YIFF!!!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# You still would.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# OH HELL YEAH SHE IS SO FUCKING SEXY.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# In fact, I know someone who sortof looks like that.
she's a personality fail as well.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha oh dear.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# You sicken me.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I drew her so she has personality, besides i have a paper bag that my booze came in right here.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Actually that sounds acceptable.
And at least then you can actually blame the booze.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# without hesitation or regrets.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# fuck you clan soul no cheveron!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# :'[
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# HAHA *points*
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Why...
am I looking at a picture of your mum? :-)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# you only get to look at a picture?
you should see the real thing nekkid!
Whoop Whoop!!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Reminds me, can I have my wallet back from your mum's dresser?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Hey look a chevron.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# ITT you have all been hypnotized...
and any picture of dogs sets you off into thinking that you are one??
Hmm, now just need to find the way of turning it off..

I'm thinking porn!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of WOOF ARF BARK BARK
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# AROOOO
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# OINK
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *bacon*
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Might that offer be...
WALKIES!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# You know...
If I could have thought of that...the pic would have been much better!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Maisie?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I'll give you a bone if you rub this guy out...
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I'll get a boner if you you rub this guy off.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I'd probably do it to disgust you, but not if you'd get a boner from watching
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *sads* absolutely everyone is out to get me :(
I know why now, someone I know was whining that he couldn't get laid.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Haha, I hope you pretended to have gotten laid and then rubbed it in his face.
I mean, I'd do that. But I did get laid. A lot.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Someone I know =
"a friend" = k3b/-\b, thus rubbed in own face! Oh noes!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Haha no his point was that he's realised what it's like when people whine about it.
Because he was always whining about it.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Ah i see. I've been gone a while.
Revolutions have occured!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# he's 28 i just wanted to laugh.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Aren't you a little cad-like to be a Stormtrooper?


'noon...not posted here in a while!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Reminds me of There Will Be Blood
only this is entertaining.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# That must get hot after prolonged use
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# What about the saber?
F'narr!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# What about it?
twiddles eyebrows
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Nothing my dearest chum!
*waxes moustache*
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# spins hat on his head
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# top hole old bean.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Steamtrooper?
Shurely
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Dear Lord!
2 15mm copper tubes into a 1 inch gate valve which looks to be rather shoddily grafted onto a brass m/f elbow.
He'll need to use most of the force just to hold that thing together!
;)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Don't worry
It's all held together by gaffer tape!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# gaffer tape has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
i'm bored.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# ...It surrounds us and penetrates us
Like a mob of rapists.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# i'm not feeling anything :(
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# If I juggled?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I say old Chap,may the force be with you
and get that damned villainous Mr vader! What.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Cue: Tina Turner singing Steamy Windows
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Put a three-fingered stake through its evil heart!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Nuke it from Ireland.
It's the only way to be sure, to be sure.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# what happens when steve jobs snuffs it?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# There will be several compatibility issues
but the graphics will look awesome.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# and it will cost twice what it's worth
ZING!!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# They will also release a 1/2 tonne
portable version for the trendy designer types on the move.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Nothing that affects you.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# how do you know? I may have to console grieving mac fanpeople.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha
love it
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Ye gads!


Well there's my friday wasted
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Hahaha wonderful.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I wouldn't say "wasted."
What could possibly more worthwhile than making a steampunk Dukes of Hazzard and sticking it on b3ta?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hear, hear!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# well...
when you put it like that...
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I'm trying to get wasted.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Try some absinthe, it works
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Really? A friend and I once bought two different bottles from the local booze shop ("Drinker's Paradise") and did the whole sugar-and-spoon thing, but didn't get all that drunk.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# i aint drinking no green shit fo
I have amarillo or something...
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Probably because they vapourised all the alcohol.
Try it neat, or in a shot glass over an ice cube, or just bung some in a pint of diet coke.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# presently trying:
crap bourbon and irn bru.

previously: the glenlivet
even previouslier: beer (but only one schooner :()
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# yes, it think this is spiffing.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably needs more barrels..
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hell yes!
this is awesome!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Too kind, op.
Thanks.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Nicely.
:D
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Merci, BLD.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# That is ace
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Cheers, Earl.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Have a Pip-Boy 3000 W.I.P.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# *sells on eBay*
Cheers!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I've been giving serious consideration to dusting off Fallout 3 again.
Debating whether my job and marriage will withstand the time commitment...
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I must conceed, that is not without merit.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Ooooh someone deleted a thread!
www.b3ta.com/board/9665283#post9665286

*gets pitchfork and flaming torch*
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# To the castle!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha, that is marvelous!
in other news, MY GOD, the gents toilet on this floor appears to have been the staging area for biological weapons testing... I swear, the stench was actually displacing the oxygen...
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Mmmmm.
Stench..
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# *click*
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hello

(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# phew
somebody liked it! took me bloody ages (20 mins lol)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I do, that I do :)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I like it too.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# thanks!
:)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahahhahahahahah! poor sod!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# such is the world
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I like this too
although I can't work out how it took you 20 minutes :-)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# im shit at drawing
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Aww
*feels sorry for Bobby*
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Exited?
Where did he exit? Stage left? Stage right?!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahafuck
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)

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