(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:08,
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Only if its a Venn diagram
(LetumYour Ad here £2.40,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:13,
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hahahahaha! no, no one pays me to draw
that would be some magical world and no mistakes
I do 3d stuff and push people around telling them how things should be
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:08,
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Go pushing people around!
Or "Constructive Criticism" is the PC way of saying it. Maybe.
I'm sure with your prowess Mr Toast you could find some cushy drawing job.
(unseya frizzy haired fruit since,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:15,
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I'll employ anyone
(LetumYour Ad here £2.40,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:17,
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to do anything?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:19,
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No. That's where the cushy-ness ends
Are there many jobs in 3d stuff? Are they easy to get without any education/training/skills/ability/etc. ?
(LetumYour Ad here £2.40,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:20,
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yes
and no
Most places will want you to hgave 3 years experience, a couple of games under your belt, degree in architectural study, etc depending in which field of 3d you're going for.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:33,
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Low Poly?
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:35,
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In that case I'll stick the the fun, amateur stuff.
Cheers
(LetumYour Ad here £2.40,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:36,
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kind of you to say
I'll keep patiently waiting for the nice people to contact me offering cushy-ness
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:18,
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thats not a problem.
haha, does this mean there have been oppourtunities that havent been particularly cushy?
It'll all come good.
(unseya frizzy haired fruit since,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:21,
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I've yet to have a cushy job in the 20 years I've been working
I blame my parents for not being posh
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:43,
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aww bless.
I would suggest beating them up for not being posh... but that might be the wrong way to address the situation.
Anyways, its hometime :D
Have a good Wank Holiday all.
(unseya frizzy haired fruit since,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 17:00,
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to use your mobile to ring sex lines so noone will know?
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:58,
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Steampunk Victorian Sexlines?
"Like to see some ankle?" "Oh Mr. Darcy I am undone...!"
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:07,
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you didn't return my call last time...
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:07,
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trying to get kebab off the other line.
took hours.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:09,
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You should have told him you're from New Zealand that would have done it.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:10,
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hahahaha.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:12,
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There was a cracking cartoon in Private Eye a couple of years ago
Alexander Graham Bell presenting an old fashioned camera joined to a telephone joined to a gramophone, with his friend saying "It's no use Bell, nobody will want a phone that can take pictures and play music"
May I please introduce to you Mr. Darth Vader Esq?
Tootle pip, Luke! it is my considered opinion that you may indeed be my bastard child. Let's just keep it between ourselves, if you don't mind, old chap!
(AnnaPhylaxisAll fish and no aquarium,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:41,
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No thread can withstand the power of the dark side...
(AnnaPhylaxisAll fish and no aquarium,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:44,
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That poor thread.
How could you kill it in such a way?
Nice 'shop though :)
(unseya frizzy haired fruit since,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:42,
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Deleeeeeeeeterrrrr!!!!!
re-record dont fade away re-record dont fade away re-record dont fade away re-record dont fade away re-record dont fade away re-record dont fade away re-record dont fade away re-record dont fade away re-record dont fade away re-record dont fade away re-record dont fade away re-record dont fade away re-record dont fade away re-record dont fade away re-record dont fade away
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:42,
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Also woo!
Edit: and you might wanna compo it.
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:43,
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Top Trews
but where did the thread go?
(LetumYour Ad here £2.40,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:43,
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That's like digging up dead people. Only my hands aren't as dirty.
(LetumYour Ad here £2.40,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:45,
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You can use a shovel you know ;)
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:59,
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I enjoy the more visceral, animal feeling of using my hands
It's the same reason I don't cook them first either.
(LetumYour Ad here £2.40,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:05,
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Well cooking your dirty hands would cause untold problems
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:11,
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Well that went well
glad you figured it out in the end
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:44,
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my title-pedantry is coming to the fore now,
if you're using the term Esq, you don't put Mr. at the front. /it's a small niggle of mine, but it's been a sh*te week, and I'm being a c*nt in mentioning it, so don't mind me ;)
this is a cracking image, however :)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:45,
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Microsoft trying to cater to possible Polish racism anyway.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 18:14,
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Goodbye gift
Our student (on sandwhich year) is going back to university, so we thought we'd pimp his car. Due to pure bad luck, his car was hit while parked a couple of times and had a reputation for bits dropping off - so we chose something to suit. It would have been easier if there hadn't been a force 9 gale while we were sticking it down. Love to you all.
(Ennuiloves you,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:07,
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is this shoppery or a mighty fine sticker?
(Dr ScunnerShe’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:08,
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It's lots and lots of stickers..! Apart from the number plate. That was Gimp.
(Ennuiloves you,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:13,
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hahahaha
that's beautiful, man
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:10,
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hahaha
great :D, also you don't need to pixelise the number plate, this isn't 4chan.
I'm sorry but magical word armour made of dictionaries is still more plausible than
'kill someone by their name, but you also have to be thinking of their face so it won't accidentally kill someone else'
Well.....couldn't you just think of their face then? It's supposed to be a fucking magic book, why the hell do you even need to know their name?
Japanese idiots
(JeruWar and Piss,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:37,
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Because that defeats the object of it being a notebook?
If you could just think of someone's face and kill them, there'd be no need for the notebook. And not everybody can draw the person they're thinking about exactly as they appear, either.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:30,
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wow these are superb
top work!
(sockmore tea vicar?,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:36,
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saw the film
didn't think much of it actually. WTF is the kid doing just killing the FBI agents, there's no remorse and very flimsy motive.
it's about as good as an episode of buffy.
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:36,
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The films weren't as good, no.
I really like the manga, the motive is and always has been a flimsy cover-up for his want for power, really, but that's not the point of the story. I think lots of it is really funny, I love the artwork and the 'battle of wits' between L and Kira is quite enjoyable. At least, in the manga. In the films they ruined it.
I was wondering why an FBI investigation was being led by someone who looked about 12 and was an idiot.
"YES, I SHALL MAKE HIM MEET WITH ME AND KNOW MY NAME SO THEREFORE IF I DIE IT MUST BE HIM!"
Or alternatively you just just lock him in a cell for 2 weeks with no posessions, notice no-one is dying, search his house and find a book with everyone who died written in it. That's how you do real police work.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:50,
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They did that.
Criminals stopped dying for two weeks, then started again. And the book was concealed in a secret compartment in his desk that would burst into flame if forced into.
This is the FBI for god's sake, I think they can handle some twatty schoolkid putting a book in a secret drawer.
Either way if the book set fire then job done, they then just arrest him for explosive booby trapping, destroying probable evidence, interfering with an investigation etc.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:05,
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(halfsixtyhad sex with your mother on,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:31,
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he's 28 i just wanted to laugh.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:30,
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Aren't you a little cad-like to be a Stormtrooper?
'noon...not posted here in a while!
(halfsixtyhad sex with your mother on,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:37,
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Reminds me of There Will Be Blood
only this is entertaining.
(M3rxlikes the Asian ladies,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:40,
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That must get hot after prolonged use
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:48,
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What about the saber?
F'narr!
(halfsixtyhad sex with your mother on,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:49,
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What about it?
twiddles eyebrows
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:53,
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Nothing my dearest chum!
*waxes moustache*
(halfsixtyhad sex with your mother on,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:54,
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spins hat on his head
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:56,
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top hole old bean.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:52,
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Steamtrooper?
Shurely
(fridgefreezerinserted a topical reference into his sig on,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:53,
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Dear Lord!
2 15mm copper tubes into a 1 inch gate valve which looks to be rather shoddily grafted onto a brass m/f elbow. He'll need to use most of the force just to hold that thing together! ;)
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:54,
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Don't worry
It's all held together by gaffer tape!
(halfsixtyhad sex with your mother on,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:56,
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gaffer tape has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
i'm bored.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:00,
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...It surrounds us and penetrates us
Like a mob of rapists.
(halfsixtyhad sex with your mother on,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:02,
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i'm not feeling anything :(
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:05,
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If I juggled?
(halfsixtyhad sex with your mother on,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:08,
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I say old Chap,may the force be with you
and get that damned villainous Mr vader! What.
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:12,
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(w00tAlohrsOù peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:25,
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I'm trying to get wasted.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:32,
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Try some absinthe, it works
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:34,
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Really? A friend and I once bought two different bottles from the local booze shop ("Drinker's Paradise") and did the whole sugar-and-spoon thing, but didn't get all that drunk.
(The Alchemistking of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:45,
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i aint drinking no green shit fo
I have amarillo or something...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:52,
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Probably because they vapourised all the alcohol.
Try it neat, or in a shot glass over an ice cube, or just bung some in a pint of diet coke.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:10,
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presently trying:
crap bourbon and irn bru.
previously: the glenlivet even previouslier: beer (but only one schooner :()
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:50,
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yes, it think this is spiffing.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:51,
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in other news, MY GOD, the gents toilet on this floor appears to have been the staging area for biological weapons testing... I swear, the stench was actually displacing the oxygen...
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:16,
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