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[challenge entry] Discover and Do on Cbeebies has gone right down hill
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# BUM POKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I'm stumped
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
# To hull with you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I hope fucknut doesn't see this.
He'll ignore you.
Imagine how sad you'd be
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# You're millking this a bit now.
Some people take things the wrong way, we all took the piss out of him. Now it's time to drop it and be cool again, g.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Yeah?
well he started it!
I'm telling my mum
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Otherwise, ironically, it'll end up like Prodigy and Manley.
Perhaps we can convince Manley to persue a vendetta against llort to complete the circle.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# A daisy chain of pointlessness
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Amputee porn
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Kind of . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Pwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
# haha...less limbs the better
they only get in the way:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 20:10, archived)
# needs more mayonnaise?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# or tomato sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# The light stays on . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# clicks
*ignores*

Bye, fucknut.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# hehe
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Mu has bell-ends for eyes
He can't read this, partly because he clicked ignore but mostly because he has bell-ends for eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Just as long as it's not that freaky tooth for an eye woman I saw a picture of recently.
Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# it's not NSFW surely?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Don't worry, we're just being sarcastic cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# hehe
I see, been away from the board all day :)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# it's a dig at me :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# You've just posted a picture of a ladygarden.
CHILDREN COULD SEE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# haha! great Scot!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# clicks
*ignore*

bye fucknut

edit: haha i was well sure i was the first one
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# 1.21 Ginger Mot!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Nothing personal,
but I've now ignored everybody.
I have the board to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# how's that working out for ya?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I'm fucking your wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# *does the invisible dance*
*thrusts*
*moons*
*masturbates like a chimp on viagra*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# try ignoring yourself
I did it once and forgot who I was
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I am stealing all of your precious cargo
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# OH HAI THERE!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Inspire me, Pif.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Chieko has informed me that the time is 19:46.
I am inspired.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
# She doesn't look like a D cup to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Saki has written 19:48.
Her writing is poor. She's not smiling. Perhaps Saki has had a bad day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# She's smiling a little.
Like the Mona Lisa.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Maybe being asked to tell the time has cheered her up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# The photographer in 19:51 has fluffy hair.
Maybe she's only slightly cheered up, and dislikes his appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Now Arichan isn't smiling at all.
Cheer up Arichan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Oh, she did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Now she's sad again.
Arichan is bipolar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I think she has a fairly miserable life.
Her father was an alcoholic who used to beat her. He named her after his favourite drink.
She now works for an abusive boss who repeatedly sexually assaults her but her self esteem is so low that she feels she deserves it :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Dorks.
*Gaybar*
Fudgepaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# It's Cheiko time!
And she has a D cup :D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I tried to click 'I like this' but unfortunately my screen size is wrong and I ended up clicking ignore.
Obiously I typed this pre-emptively.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I've been out all day having curry
and there's still fannies on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:38, archived)
# FANNY CURRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I missed that one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# INTERCOURSE?.....with THAT?
pass
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# clicks
*ignore*

Bye, fucknut.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# look at me go
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] edit: It's not a REAL cock, fucknut!


Click for bigger (168 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# clicks



*ignore*

bye fucknut
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# ooh
wtf was that for? are cartoon cocks nsfw now?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# He can't read this if he put the OP on ignore, though.
Edit: Oh, you are the OP. Ah, you knew what I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# maybe it looks too real
or he's joking, there's only one way to find out

PRODIGY69 SMELLS LIKE A DOGS BOTTOM
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Is that really the most insulting thing you could think of?
If you'd said that about his MUM, on the other hand...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I think you mean his "maw"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I don't think Prodigy69 smells like his Mum.
I may be wrong.
edit: Mum Maw
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# His cock does.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Be fair.
He didn't know that Dumbo raped you as a child.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# That's a bit harsh, even for you, The Prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# What the cunt? you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Mr. E. Gret prefers to smoke his fish . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Smoke me a kipper
I'll be back for breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Stoke me a klipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# stroke me a kipper.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Filthy Swine.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
# He does it just for the Halibut.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)
# The smelt fills the air . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Oh my Cod it stinks...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Don't let it flounder . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Stroke me a stripper
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Strip me a toker
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Time enough to slip in another pipe dream . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Fish souls :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# What I want to know is why every single one knows her blood type whilst ordinary measurements are missing for lots of them.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Are we talking about snooker or Japanese time girls?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I would like to see a snooker-themed Japanese game show
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# AAAAH KOKONA HAS NO EYES
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Maya gave me an erection.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# She looks wasted
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Ah, now she looks hot
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
#
imgur.com/KBRpS.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I saw. I also saw someone taking a picture of a pretty girl in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Is anger flying in your future, Ttssattsr?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I guess sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Needs more chronosynclastic infundibulum !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# SNOOKERBALL VVVVV
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I'm hoping that Doherty's match will be full of slapstick entertainment.
"Doherty was nearly blinded in 2002 in a bathroom accident; after slipping, he struck an ornament, which narrowly missed his left eye. However, his distinctive scar on his right cheek dates back to his seventh birthday, when he fell off a shed roof on to a metal dustbin."
Wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)
# It wont be. You get Michaela :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Reiko doesn't have a home, a height, any sizes or an occupation, but she knows her blood type.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Kokona just told me EVERYTHING
She has tiny breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:13, archived)
# But no eyes. I am yet to find an attractive lady holding a sign that shows the time who is comfortable giving me her measurements.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Maybe if you gave them your blood type, occupation and breast size...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Mikaka Ishikawa's favourite website is Beyoncé's Sony Music profile.
One of the best sony music profiles of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I'm happy for her and Imma let her finish.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# What about Mikako Ishikawa?
She's not afraid to tell all..
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# No cup, pal, no deal.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:22, archived)
# NO DEAL NOEL
She has a minus cup
Her breasts are actually an indentation in her chest.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# What on earth are you people going on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# This
www.bijint.com/en/
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Ah, and here was was me thinking you were all just perving over japanese girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I've a keen interest in the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Fuck me, Manami has big breasts. She's perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Her occupation is Part Time Job
I wonder if I could get a job in Part Time Job
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I could give her a full time job...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I am mostly interested in the way they draw 7s
What the fuck, Manami?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# To be perfectly honest with you, I wasn't looking at her 7s...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Dibs on Chisako Huruta.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Hell yes.
If only she'd tell me her cup size.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Chronosynclastic infundibulum is now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Fillet of soul . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# feesh pipe eh?
Ja, danke!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# The feeshy aftertaste is satisfaction guaranteed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:10, archived)
# OH WAITER, MY FEESH IS INVERTED
- hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
YES
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Yes . . . yes it is . . . it's doing the backside stroke . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Code of the bar . . . must be kept segret . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:19, archived)
#
zxing.org/w/decode.jspx
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# That . . . is very zxinging !
Cool . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# pah,
on my phone that reads: 1 462244 8

I shall now write this instead of woo
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# how dapper! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# He likes to keep things tidy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# yay:D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Wow . . . the elvisweathercocking seal of approval . . . nice to see yours again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# He's addicted, is what he is!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Might as well face it . . . he's addicted to feeeeeeeeeeesh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Warning: Contains Spooning
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# That looks like Cannock Chase
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# It didn't look like this last time I was there.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:10, archived)
# haverfordwest
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] thinking about it......

..reminds me of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# which in turn reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
# ...and one bobby's helmet

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# You know what he's spotted
Some one in (the) Noddy.
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Plod's no innocent
Thats a pair of Miss Prims knickers he's wearing under his helmet
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Iku is a sassy young student with blood type B and has predicted the time as 18:24.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Aoi is a sexy 18 year old businessman
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)
# OMG I have totally been to where Yuko is right now!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I like her scarf.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I like Emiri.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Seina's favourite website is her own.
ameblo.jp/seina212/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Seina is rubbish. She's supposed to be a model and she's the least attractive so far.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Maihama-chan isn't giving much away
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Oh damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Maihama-chan and her pink hat has made it clear that the time is 18:58 which makes it time for snooker. You have the choice of:
Ken Doherty vs Neil Robertson on table one, or Joe Perry vs Barry Pinches on table two.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:58, archived)
# How come there aren't more snooker tournaments?
There are only about six in the whole year.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# There are loads in the UK and China.
Only a few ranking tournaments are televised in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Not many big ones though :(
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/snooker/calendar/default.stm
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# There are a good few, maaaan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Ikutyome's occupation is 'Apparel'
Poor girl, being worn by rich folks :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I will be watching Ken Doherty.
I like the way his scar makes him look like a bond villan.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# And I will be watching Perry/Pinches.
We will have to exchange exclamations to suitably sum up the games we are watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I've just had a horrible thought.
This site may be blocked at work :-( How will I cope for the next 13 hours?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Oh well that's easy.
Foxyproxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Phew
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:50, archived)
# haha!
hate to tj but these people seem to have stolen some b3ta pics
www.soberinanightclub.com/
including goatsebusters and one my knightrider rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# At least they kept your
tag, would have been nice if they'd linked back here though.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# aye, not overly bothered by it
unless of course they're making profits :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I occationally see if any of my stuff has been posted elsewhere
the 'gazza best wank' had turned up all over, and the Harry Hill FP made it to a muslim forum where i think some took offence...oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:51, archived)
# ..at least they were kind enough to leave your tag on
every cloud....:)i read some replies to my stuff on other people's sites...they don't know i've made them...arf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# it's ironic in a way
pre b3ta I always used to forward my favourite stuff from board on to work mates
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:48, archived)
# A load of russian websites stole my self-stroking cat and stuck their own tags on it.
Someone even added a load of ridiculous sparkles to it.
image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/52a/395410860_855152.gif
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:49, archived)
# woah!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:51, archived)
# to be fair
it needed the sparkles ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Yeah, I'm just pissed off that I didn't think of that :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:56, archived)
# No-one has ever stolen my shit.
I feel left out with my lack of rage.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Same here. You wanna make a Yahoo group?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# That's not true at all!
I stole that pic of you in your trenchcoat off here.

I keep it under my pillow for my "alone time"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Hahahah
Not seen that. Acness.

:) much smily
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Last minute repost :)
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ITV get desperate


Click for bigger (278 kb)
(Frogcloset (noun), Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Whatever it is . . . she's dressed for the occasion !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# click
for 'get it here'.

/random Blackadder line recollection
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:52, archived)
# she really is a dirty bag of carrots
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Yarr....Shipwrecked from that prison hulk...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Oh no...get the rescue copter.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# yaaay!
lifeguard tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Throw that dog a life bone !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Coastguard spotter plane on the way!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Wadercat will save him!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)
# DOGGONE!!
...not his day:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Crap I know....
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# (Trash can to your left)... :D...*sorry*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Block Buster of an action film !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Ent, but no Dec...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I think you are the only person who posts black and white images
It's an effective colour-matching algorithm, I'll give you that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I post B&Ws all the time...
...not good ones...but...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# But yours are usually cool drawings, right?
Not many post b&w photo manipulations.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Like this?...
...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Exactly, nice drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# B&Ws aren't as memorable as color ones, I guess.... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Haha
I remember him
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Greebo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Black meets white . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fuck! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)
# *love this*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# this reminds me of a sidequest from fallout 3
media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/118/847159-harold_super.jpg woo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Fallout 4 some time next year
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I burnt that motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Ah yeah, I killed that bastard
But then I have pretty much killed anything that moves
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Give one bloke some water though and suddenly you're a saint
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I give them the water and then blast their head off, it cancels out the good karma
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# does anyone else suffer from bouts of "save game, and then try every mission path" disease?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:36, archived)
# nope :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# "My tree bark brings all the woodpeckers to the coppice"
that is lovely, nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Gorgeous Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Thanks Bela!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I see all sorts of things in the trunk . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# last one
(Mr Chicken, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Alice Cooper?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# i hope not
ive got tickets :(
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Ooh, you lucky thing!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# jealous!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Saw him twice (1982 & 1990)...great shows!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Bobcat?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Celine Dion?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Charles of Darkness!


(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# correct, you win a laptop
(Mr Chicken, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Another reincarnation of Chas.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:27, archived)
# hahaha
old fave
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Bad economy takes its toll ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# arrrghhhhhhh!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I like the way he has "OZZY" tattooed on his knuckles in case he forgets his own name.
Or should I say "YSSO", seeing as this has been reflected.
Fuck me I'm thick
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Steve jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Ross Noble?
(UTB, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
#
I don't understand. Is this a reference to david icke/lizard men?
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Leave Ozzy alone!... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Ooh...ooh...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# It's a dirty job
but somebody has to do it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I'm not sure it counts as a job if you have to pay to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# It's a job, the way I do it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Put this crayon down your weewee and I'll give you a banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# OMG OMG
I have bitten my nails away to nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Can't believe Ronnie fucked up like that
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# 40 minutes ago I would've bet on Ronnie, but he's looking frustrated now and I wouldn't be at all surprised if he threw away a few easy pots.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Mimi is standing in the rain. She's pointed out, quite rightly, that the time is 16:44.
I call dibs on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Ttssattsr all of your favourite players are going home.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)
# SHUT UP, HE'S MY FAVOURITE PLAYER TOO
bastard
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# He gave it away, in fairness.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# :-(
Most disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I'm still not over the whole Ricky Walden debacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# :(
www.b3ta.com/board/9728065
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Asako Uchida isn't cheering me up at all. She even drew a face for the 0 in 17:02.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# There was one a while back who had an extra line coming from the upper left side of her 7.
Stupid bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)
# This one is doing it as well
What the fuck, Japan
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I like that. I think it's cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Haruchan does not look like a businessman to me
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# What are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Ttssattsr's favourite website
www.bijint.com/en/
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# That's pretty cool!
Are they ever naked?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# They're in the street, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Fine, forget I asked.
Why does it give their blood type?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:19, archived)
# The Japanese can only masturbate to people with the same blood type as themselves. It's a horrible burden, but it's all in the name of safety,
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# They are so much more advanced than us.
I can masturbate to pretty much anything.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Next time I'm in Kanagawa-ken and I recognise Saori Ohba and she collapses and for some reason needs a blood transfusion and I tell the paramedic who happens to speak English that her blood type is O I will be hailed as a fucking hero.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)
# You might even get to see her naked as your reward,
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:23, archived)
# So many of them have bloodtype O
You're a doctor, is O usually the most common?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Yes, I think it's about 40% of people.
Being O -ve is rarer though.
I'm O +ve. Yesterday I gave my 10th donation and got a certificate and a badge and I'll get a new special brown donor card.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:27, archived)
# What sort am I?
I've no idea. Can you tell from my epersonality?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# No, I'm afraid I'd have to taste your blood to tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Saori looks sad :-(
She has a useful blood type though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)
# For a second...
I thought it was a great new game for the Wii!
(JakeyD, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# He spells better than most people.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
#
What did he write the message with?

Just asking.
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# His index finger
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
#
ah, obvious if I'd thought it through
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# What will it do with the bananas ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# what about fucking bananananananananas?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
#
(Mr Chicken, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hahahaha
lest we forget:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Angelina Oneeye


wood!
(JakeyD, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Good lord!
I thought that was horribly rude for a second there.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
#
Thought, or hoped?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I'm just going to squint at it and pretend it's what I originally thought.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# In our Dreams!!!
(JakeyD, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# 4 - 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# that's rather lovely :)
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Thank you!
(JakeyD, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Lip Eye !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# She's hot...NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
#
This is the sort of thing I'm on prozac for.
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# She should team up with Jame "eyeball" Oliver...
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Holy Fuck...I'm glad I'm not eating!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# And his messy Spaghetteye!
(JakeyD, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
#
was this taken on the day he met Tony Blair?
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Eye see what you're saying . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Eewww!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# _______
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Konnichiwa
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Hai!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Oh hai!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)
# GAWD!...She's cute!... (thanks!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:35, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# /good stuff
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# /thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Nice bow . . . wow wow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# ..........Thank you..........
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# You're quite welcome . . . don't dimension it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Am I in the fold?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Ten fold !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I'm making fudge...I'm making fudge...
...(a new recipe!....you'll see later!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Yummmmmmmmmy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
#
is this dimensional travel for the 1 dimensional man?
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# actually he doesn't exist at all.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# He's made of FUCKING PAPER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Easy to throw away.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# that sounds a lot more interesting than rice paper
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
# First post
Hi, my first post now I'm allowed.

climate change gorilla satire

(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
#
Thank you very much:)
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Welcome!
And congratulations on a successful first post!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
#
And thank you too:)
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Hi Geoffrey!
Here's a pictoral representation of my carbon footprint.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
#
Keep the good work up! Coal shoes all the way:)
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Oh Hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Thank you, smoking dog - my carb& footprint has been increased sevenfold!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Good lord!
Welcome to B3ta make yourself at home and park your Difference engine over there.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
#
I might need some help lifting it.
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Excellent.
Notes have been taken.
Woo and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Ahh! It's good to have new people
who get it smack-bang right first time.
Top post, pull up a kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
#
May I assume then that some people get it wrong? How?
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Lots of ways...
Posting links on /board, things they didn't make themselves, cocking up the HTML so we get redexes.

It's fun 'cos then we get to behave like complete arses towards them. In fact, I'm a little disappointed that you got yours right.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
#
Maybe if I make a complete arse-up of my next one, that would make up for it
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Attempt to post a .tiff.
Delete it.
Apologise and post a .bmp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
#
How about I go straight for the 150gb psd?
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# A link to a trojan, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
#
I don't like Brad Pitt.
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# How do!
Nice 1st Post and welcome aboard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# hey man stop sucking up to the nazis
either post a picture you found on google images or post an 800k jpg

(4000 posts lol)
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Where is your '4000 posts' picture?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I don't like the font.
Also, too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
#
Fair comments.. it was a rush, I was so excited about being free to post. It was almost as exciting as when I got my driving license all those years ago... and promptly crashed into a gatepost on the first day. I hope that doesn't happen here, or perhaps you are inferring it already has:P
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# GAME OVER.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# That was a meme, buddy. You'll get used to Dixon, he's a terrible troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
#
memes. Now I've heard of them.. isn't that some kind of theory of evolution for ideas?
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Memes r kewl becus u get 2 say stuf that oter ppl alredy sed over n over aguin!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# You are SOOO fucking B&.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Stop trolling, Dix!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I am worried by the idea that we might be related :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# =:O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Is your surname Dixon?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)
# If I say yes, what happens now?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# It means we probably shouldn't have children together.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# OMGMONGBABBYS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# It's funny, I'd always pictured you as being black.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# RACIST
OK, to be fair, my surname isn't actually Dixon, so we can have those babies after all
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Oh goody :D
Oh dear, now I have given away yet another personal detail.
Soon my secret identity will be revealed!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Oh my god that's so racist.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hahah, that is a rather excellent first post, have a big ol' WOO!
welcome to b3ta, stretch out a Pug, and fling a walking stick, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
#
I don't know what all that means but it sounds awfully nice
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# haha!
top knocker, welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Not a spaz...good...good...
...we usually have to whip nubes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] It Burns
(JakeyD, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Ace!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# TaTa
(JakeyD, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Abra Kadabra
I love these "call out magic words" games
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Alakazam!
do you feel the Magic yet?
(JakeyD, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Not yet
Though I'll tell you when I do.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Yeast-wood, surely? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# the L and the I
are tantalisingly close too.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# haha
Cunt Yeast-Wood!!
(JakeyD, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# The monster that lives under our stairs has had a baby. It can't decide on a name, can you help?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Jade
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Hitomi has a skirt on. She's revealed that the time is 15:41.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Would you happily have your sight in one eye replaced with a feed from that website?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Yes!
Also: fuck - stunning shot from Ronnie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I would prefer it if the same Japanese lady didn't do about 4 minutes in a row.
They should mix it up.

Is Ronnie your new favourite-who-is-still-in-the-grand-prix?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# O'Sullivan or Mark Williams. I'm secretly backing Barry Pinches now though. Dude rox.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Nana is four days younger than me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I wasn't a fan of her, or Savannah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# O type blood is clearly the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Could be.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I changed the time on my computer a few times to cheat the system.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# You BASTARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] MATCH PREDICTION:
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# That's why they call him 'The Rocket'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Aaargh, 3 all
I CAN'T STAND THE TENSION
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# *adblock to the rescue*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# HAHAHA
"It must be tight, you know. It's almost touching the pink"

"Much tighter than he expected it to be"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I like Hitomi
even if she looks a bit like the freaky alien girl in the old playstation advert.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I wonder how many pictographs they have.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Rachelica
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Ooooooh..... classy.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I wouldn't name it if I were you; you'll only get emotionally attached to it, and when it reaches adulthood, the military are only going to hunt it down and try to kill it
of course it will only eat the lot of them, leaving it just you to kill it in the most silly/convoluted, but emotionally charged way for the final scene, as you know deep down, it is the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# It's not that sort of monster.
Our one's from Belgium. It's Walloon. I think that explains it all nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# this has now got me thinking of this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splice_%28film%29

I was a big fan of Cube, so I'm looking forward to this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Oh yes, that looks good!
This is the mother monster:

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Poor cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Here's the father....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I did a fuck on your dolly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# "Teleporter Trial no.23 - test subject: Cat, notes: were almost htere, guys! we managed to transport 85% of the subject this time - we just need to work on getting the skin to go with it!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Killit
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Fetid
It's not a 'girl', right?
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# aaaaahhhh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Butka Nitbeam Ilked
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I can't help you, but perhaps you could help me clean the poo from my pants?
/Fears
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Rupert Grint
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# If you can't make books with it.... BURN IT..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooo.......!!!!!!
Amazon 451.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
#
edit
(1.618..., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Can anyone remember if Darkwing Duck was any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Don't know
did it come in those nice pancakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# That's got me wondering,
in all of Disney's comedy duck-destruction cartoonery, have any of them ever been shredded?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I loved it
not seen it since I were little, mind, but I now have the theme tunr rolling around in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# That was terribly rude of me. Woo! And such.
It's just that 'DW' reminds me of Darkwing Duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# ... I never really cared for it much
I did, however, pick up series 1 of the Real Ghostbusters last week; it's not as good as I remember it...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I think you should seek out The Extreme GhostBusters for contrast.
My, that was a gem. A shiny, minority-inclusive gem.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ah, i've heard of that... it only had egon in it, and a ghostbuster student in a wheelchair?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# That's just downright rude of him
Bad dog!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# :D
Needs more lens flare....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# susan and barry george


(Mr Chicken, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Hot news...


French cock no less...
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# pfft!
saves me wasting a thread with this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
#
nice shadow
(Mr Chicken, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Good Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Those pubes look lethal!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I bet it floats!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# ROFFLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)

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