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[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Now there's a sitcom
if ever I saw one...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# NO NO NO NO
fuck no
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Interesting fact about Peter Bowles :
While appearing at the Chichester Festival Theatre in The Waltz of the Toreadors in June 2007 he forgot his lines, finally walking off stage mumbling "I'm going to put the cat out.".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahaha...
...soon be that time again...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# DIXON?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)
# oh fuck no
but didn't Julia Roberts have great legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# OOOh yes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Seamless...


but there's only so much mucking about with the brightness and contrast my sanity could take.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Its not the brightness / contrast.
too much grey
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# too brown...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# use levels instead
much greater control over shadows, midtones and highlights
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# That's pretty advanced stuff...
I might try that in the future. Closed paint.net now so lost the layers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# nah levels are simple
3 little arrow heads to move around, one for each thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# this skateboarding kitty drove me mad yesterday

still not quite there but..
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# GUV!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# "SHAAAAT IT AND LISTEN"
*click*
(sephjnr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# long time no post..here it is..sorry.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# 10/10.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# 2/10
It might even reach No 1
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# lol dead celebrities
Speaking of celebrities* I saw this guy strolling around the rugby pitch at the uni of birmingham: uk.imdb.com/name/nm0001816/ I didn't get a picture though

*all be it minor celebrities
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# What do you mean "minor"?
Robert Vaughn is a superstar!

The Man From UNCLE
The A-Team
Hustle

Ummmm, The Magnificent 7...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# BASEketball
....
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Oh I'd forgotten he was in that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# All I could remember him in was hustle,
But it was him alrite.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Battle beyond the stars
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# And it seemed a very low budget production
About 4 trailors in a University car park....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Demon Seed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# That's no way to talk about Robert Vaughn!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Way hey!
Watcha fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# 4/10 needs more Buffy

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Ahhh tonay, how we miss thee
now he was a proper troll
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# One of the properest

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Not worth it's own thread, but I was playing a pop trivia quiz last night when this card came up...
(Piddins Drinking Double Dutch since, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Loius Walsh?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] made with milk fresh from bab's and margo's udders
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha...
Hiya Queenie! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# oi oi sexy pants
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# felicity kendal flavour
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# WINRAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# ah, lovely.
is there a felicity kendal mint cake flavour? I would happily eat that for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Have you seen her on that new tv ad?!?
i STILL would
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Agreed.
My mates think its weird that I harbour a slight inkling towards Helen Mirren. I think she's holding up well for someone more than 3 times my age.

I promise, I'm not a granophile
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# haha, i'd bang the arse off Mirren
/had a conversation pretty much identical to this one at the pub a few weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# sadly, I have not
*runs off to youtube*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Two chaps one bowl?
*loves*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# thanks for that
choc chip anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I love being British, me.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# ahhahahahaha
someone HAD to tell him
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# :)
Welcome to Lan'dn.


(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# He was sat on the bench before jenny died.
He was waiting for the bus to go and see her. Are you suggesting that a british forrest gump would be able to see the future?
WHAT WERE YOU FUCKING THINKING?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# He was off to kill her.
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# pedant
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I WILL find you...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# you've got blue on you.
.

Nice shopage. - clicks
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Thanks sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Very clever
and lovelily excecuted
(like he was... bwahahaha)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Cheers Joe!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# great make-up skills
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Congrats on the well-deserved FP matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# cheers!
just spotted that
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# pisses self laughing

that's a perfect cast :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# ta :)
It makes me kind of sad that it wasn't the original cast.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# ^^this
its been bloody ages since i had one. Must try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# hehe, nicely Ninj
DDL works better than Mel
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hearth Vader - "Look, I am your fire!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
aren't you a little short for a coal-scuttle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I'd buy that
You've got a business idea right there.

(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Cheers
Comes with a free C3PO Brush, R2D2 Shovel set and Princess Leia's Thongs!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Princess Leia's Thongs!
You've just upped the admittance rates to Britain casualty departments.

Don't make them barbed
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# and an Ewok chimney boy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant!! *Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# highly marketable
woo

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# £29.99 - reduced to £19.99.
I miss you woolworths!!!
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# £99.57 down Homebase from Friday
Cheers dbroon
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# How did...
..You even come up with this? haha
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I believe "I am YOUR father!" (see pearoast below for details)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I find your lack of fire disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Haha
The wood does have a nice lacquer finish though?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# this is BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# How hatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# 7 Shape ... B3tan (New b3tan every day from now on!!)


7-Shape Vector Zeltergiset (T-shirt, Poster, Greeting Card Etc.)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# It's the bastard child of Boris Johnson and Mike Score!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I'd rather see famous people everyday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I'll be doing a famous person every day as well ...
... there'll be one b3tan and one famous ... today's famous is gonna be your god hating fella ... Mr Dawkins
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Ohh I had an idea of who I wanted - but 've forgot.
neep sleeeep!
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# how can you hate something that doesn't exist?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# By using ...
your imagination
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# or by making up stories..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I hate having a spear up my bell end
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# precisely
not very nice is it?
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# It's marginally nicer than
having two spears up one's helmet, but on the whole I'd rather avoid.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# O_O

I'd like to say I see your point...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I think this is the part when people write "Kill it with a stick."
Kill it with a stick.
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# funny head
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# This is quite nice
one of your better ones, I think*

* except when zeltergiset turns out to look like my gran in real life
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# He's a bit wierd looking isn't he
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# wonderful work
clicks merrily away!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Why am I looking at your Rod Steward?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Haha ace
My hair is probably an eighth of the length it was then. My head is much colder.

Thanks, Logo, ace work.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I'm H A P P Y


The skull in the smoke was done by following a tut over at psd.tutsplus.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# company's what?
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ^ all of this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# It's...
...the silent 'evil'.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Its the company's cigarette's
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Its evil stuff made from cherries, apricots, apples, and bitter almonds.
It's the bitter almonds that kill you. They are very very bitter about things.
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# that apostrophe in COMPANY'S
put it in SMOKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I love how the government keeps telling us fags are bad for us
Is there really a single smoker in the world who still thinks fags contain Vitamin C?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# only the ones that marinade their fags in Tropicana
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# it's socially acceptable criticism of other people's choice.
I would like a series of ads reminding everyone that being a fat lazy cunt is hazardous to their health.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Change4life campaign
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# yes, they exist
but consider the number of fat cunts in britain and the number of smokers and the coverage that the anti-smoking lobby gets in comparison with the anti-fat cunt lobby.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# And it's socially acceptable to tell a smoker to fuck off
but not a fatty.

You say anything bad to a fatty and you'll be up in court on hate crime charges faster than you can light another fag
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# if smokers are apparently so fucking stupid that they require public health warnings to inform them that fags are bad, then why not have a health warning on every foodstuff with more than a gram of fat in it?
"BEING FAT KILLS"
"IT'S NOT YOUR GENES, IT'S YOUR FAT, FATTY"
"PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN, DON'T LET THEM GET OBESE"
"BEING FAT REDUCES YOUR CHANCES OF HAVING CHILDREN"
"SALAD SECTION IS OVER THERE, CHUNK"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# you''ll not be able to afford them anyway.
PLEASE SUPPORT THE CAMPAIGN TO KEEP CHILDCARE VOUCHERS!
You can sign the Downing Street petition here:
petitions.number10.gov.uk/keepvouchers/
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Can you get second-hand fat?

Imagine if you could. Doesn't bear thinking about.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# We will have a very bad pensions crisis soon..
Being a fat lazy early death cunt is just being patriotic.
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# These are incredibly bad for you
And will cost you £5.67 thanks very much k thx by
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# That's a nice smoke skull

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# and the moral of this story is "Never offer a Jew a cigarette; they'll smoke your whole packet,then keel over"?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I'd liked to have seen more of the skull
and less of the paranoia
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I just had a look as to why they put it in there. I found this -
A:What is hydrogen cyanide used for in cigarettes?

Q:
it's used to kill you just like all the other stuff in cigerattes, cyanide Is a very highly toxic gas and can kill you. this is the way the government controls the population, by slowly killing Americans with cigerattes, if your a smoker then your being killed by the government. please don't start smoking and understand the risks of smoking:


sleep well!
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# GO USA
don't smoke, buy guns (and ammo) instead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# O HAI CATNIPPPPPP
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# sleep?
sleepy time is when the freemason jews come to steal your foreskin and use it to suffocate small animals and children.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# this is just an excuse
for when you wake up with a raw cock and find a dead child next to you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# it certainly helps keep my conscience clear.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
#
conscience man-custard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# In the west we only grow large fat children.
They'll never beat the power of Ginsters!
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# smoking is bad mkay?
benzine is poysernis and thanks to cars and drivers we are all dying.

germs are make you sick and germs are in air and all the place and they can make you die, so thanks world, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# 'ave ya got a loit boy?
this image is best enjoyed when accompanied by a fag and a cuppa, fact.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Smoking = BAD
Drinking next, people. You wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Stephen Gately was murdered..it all makes sense now!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# and he was GAY!
Dun dun DERRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Right I'm going out for a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# nice
but what they said on the apostrophe. Passive apostropheing kills
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Killed by death
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# BAN DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Smokers dying early means there's more pension money for the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# my 92 year old chain-smoking granddad thinks so too
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# that reminded me of a
joke, but you probably all know it
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# As Sir Humphrey pointed out,
smokers cost far less to the NHS than they would have cost in pension payments had they lived. By dying early they are national benefactors, voluntarily laying down their lives for their friends.

EDIT: Everyone else already said it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I'm confused.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# its reflecto-porn
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Oooooooooh
I see.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# iss like Andy Warhol innit
but Bwitish.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# subtle
took me a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# had some of the tesco variant of that particular soup t'other day
twas facking 'orrible
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I've just had some fucking lovely soup
po-ta-toes, onion, turnip, carrot, cabbage and green beans
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Hahaha I am so psychic...
www.b3ta.com/board/9738252
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Where'd dit go?
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Into the yawning abyss that of lost souls and deleted threads...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# now that's just spoooooky :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Spills! Thrills! Stubbed toes!
Sorry for crapness, but I only had about 5 mins to do it.



I can't believe some of the shit I used to do with you.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I think it works
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# :D
FIVE MINUTES WELL SPENT
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# but can you touch it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming soon on Jeremy Kyle
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Haha
Fan-fucking-tastic
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Tell me more, tell me more
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# did she go like a whore?
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# grim
but truthful
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
But needs more Stockard Channing

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
greasy charvers!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# arf
good "entry":)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# hahahah
A WELL-A WELL-A WELL-A
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:58, archived)
# A WELL-A WELL-A WELL-A, tell me more tell me more
...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hahahaha
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)
# brill and skill...
....and really quite depressing to boot

good work my man
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] this looked a lot better in my head
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# someone's laced their Ready Brek with Domestos
no wonder half of them are dead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# You mean we'd have won the war in Vietnam by '68 if we'd been running it?
Quite possibly.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# either way
it'd still have a pretty good soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Nah.
It would just be a load of hippy shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# that's fine with me
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# You appear to be confusing The Beatles
with countless bands who thought The Beatles were just hippy shit, and then copied them hoping to replicate their success
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Tell me - who was that whole "Give Peas a Chance" by?
Bloody hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# the Jolly Green Giant
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I hate all this
"We'd have won this because were so much better than the yanks at warfare" bollocks.

We couldn't even beat THEM at war, hence the way we're now slowly being imperialised with a bastardised version of our own culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Yeah but that's market forces, innit.
If the proles weren't so idiot and easy to satisfy then it wouldn't happen.

As it is Jade Goody is an angle and McDonald's is for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# It was cos of the fucking French and having to fight two wars at once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# we did burn down most of their cities though
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I like the story of Harry Smith's 2nd Battalion 95th Rifles from the War of 1812.
They burst in to the Whitehouse and found it deserted and a banquet laid out ready. So, being soldiers, they sat down and started tucking in as the place burnt around them.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# nice
dinner and a show
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Yeah, but it was no great loss.
The American colonies cost us far more to garrison with troops than we made in taxes. We should have just let them go without a fight. Now if we can get rid of Wales and Scotland we'd be laughing.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I can understand England holding onto Scotland when they had oil
but Wales???
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# coal
and cheese on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Scotland doesn't have oil.
England has oil, since England has a navy and Scotland doesn't.

The Scottish deficit is about £15billion now. That's £5billion more than the North Sea oil industry generates.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I think you've missed the title of this compo.
'If America were still British'.

We'd have had them on our side if that were the case.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# shopped pictures only please
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# tee hee
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Wunderbra!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Magic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
#
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Are these people well known?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:19, archived)
# The Fonz is
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Oh yes.
Who are the others?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I would assume they are random sexual deviants
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I wondered if they were all fictional characters like The Fonz.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Oh dear
"eyyyyyyyyyy"
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# the fonz ?
eyyyy too
(EspressoFrog thanks ants... Thants !, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Arf!
Also - Milwaukee
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I made these for Halloween

In fact, I made them for this picture frame here. Larger versions on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# those are unbelievably ace! *clicked!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# You cad!
Just as well I've just been to the bathroom or I'd be sitting in a puddle by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Zombie!
Zombie wins!

I watched 30 Days Of Night last night. Good fun. I kind of fancy the girl draclier in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Zombie does indeed win
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# my favourite is the werewolf
you are SOO Cool
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I like the werewolf
He looks a bit like chewbacca!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# RRRRRROOOOWWWWWR!
RAWR

OWR

WARO?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# gawjus!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Delicious

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I like these
nice artwork
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# bootiful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# You're a fucking genius.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# you make great things
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Friends and I were just discussing who'd win
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# the wasp
bruce lee is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# But giant wasps don't exist either.
It would be like that classic Hong Kong kung fu film 'Rock vs Hard Place' or its sequal 'Immovable Object vs Lever of infinite length'
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I beg to differ.
THIS looks like a pretty giant was to me.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Tiny scorpion.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Tough one.
A long-decayed corpse versus a thing that doesn't exist.

Frankly, I'm stumped as to who would win, but I'd pay good money to see it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# how much ?
I need to get some numbers together for the Dragons den next month. I gots me an idea for a show.
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Atleast £3
£1 for a commemorative program.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# hmm - I'll need £150,000 for a 15% share
I'm going to launch a dead chinese man at a huge platic bee.
It will be on boxing day. we'll use a 10m trebuchet and fling our bruce lee-a-like over the Thames.

Would you pay £.50 for a ticket?

(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Let me tell you where I am;
Ahm oot *Bannatynes*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# is it better
than the green hornet?
(radja, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# considering there isn't a single wasp on the planet that can cope with an open window ("oh, I'll STILL fly into the glass, land on the 'sill and act like I'm spacking out")
I don't think Lee would have had much of a problem if it's just one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# They may lack coordination
but they fight with a bestial barbaric rage that is difficult to defend against.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# last week I was able to kill one that decided to invade the house with a 000 spotter paint brush.
ok, so it's autumn, and they're going a bit dopey, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Ah
but imagine the kind of brush you'd need to defeat one that was the size of a man.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Giant wasp stands no chance.
Bruce would fuck it up with one hand and then have a nice pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Apparently Bruce Lee's Mother in Law
was a big W.A.S.P. according to the film based on his life.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# inconceivable!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# errr
what?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Something to do with Princess Bride.


And a goat?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# he looks like he's done a poo in his pants
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# you said poo
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# the stupid dog is stupid
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# perhaps hes
a tyrannophobic.

although if that was the case, (and it meant fear of tyres) then running at a tyre in the first place seems unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Ha
Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Should've gone to Paul's
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# My name
is Inigoat Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
(radja, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# 6-uddered goat.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] If America Were Still British
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# hey I voted for Obama
and in the next UK elections I'm voting for Sarkozy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# doesn't matter who you vote for next time around, we all know Mugabe is going to win.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# who would win if Mugabe, Ahmadinejad and Karzai were all up against each other?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# all of them, of course. Everyone will have voted three times, once for each of the candidates.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# muahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Oh fucking hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Well..... maybe
But only because Sarah Palin would have got her tits out in Nuts Magazine...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# TGMTFH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I would pay, oh, at least 5 dollars to see Sarah Palin's boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I'll see what I can do
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# so fucking would
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Nah,
He's Right-Wing and happy with that. Our Right-Wing people pretend to be Left-Wing as that's more appealing to the 'general public'.

Whether or not I agree with his politics at least he is who he claims to be.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# To be fair
of the mainstream parties, our most right wing party is about equivalent to their Democrat party. Their political spectrum is much further to the right than ours, BNP excluded, as they have absolutely no left to balance it. Even the Democrats are centre-right. I don't recall the Tories ever actually saying the NHS shouldn't exist at all.

Does anyone actually know what his politics are? Maybe he and Obama talked about some issues, but it seems to me that British television edited that out and only showed us the meaningless cliches common to both sides.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)

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