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I made a God Phone

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crab_bloke), Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)

Blimey!

Care in the community works so well..... ;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)

crikey

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)

freaky

in a good way

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)

This is more disturbing than the last disturbing thing

(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)

Wow!

and oops sorry - did not mean to post straight over you

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)

Fuck me

Have a click

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boris the spider, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)

I'll be showing this pic to your doctor

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)

the inside of your head is a strange and disturbing place

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)

I didn't think it was possible,

but you've gone wronger.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)

Perfectly reasonable in my eyes,

my salty salty eyes of depravity.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)

It seems to me

That you have read my mind.

Ace *click*

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)

don't ask why

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LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)

Hare Lip Otter?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)

eeh hee

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LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)

wrong wrong wrong wrong, er, okay

that's pretty good, just not pretty :)

EDIT: fackinell, done it again...
sorry moley, pass this post up one, if you would be so kind :)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)

I want to fuck it

with a hammer

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)

in the eye

Happy candle day... may your wish come true

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)

Happy donation day ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)

This is disturbing

(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)

hurrrrrrrrrrr

or should that be haaaaaaaaare:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)

pffft

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FIEND, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)

Hahaha

I love it!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)

Imagine the bees!

AAAAAARGH!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)

yes, they would be French!

aaarrrggghhhh!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)

Le Buzz

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)

bzzzzz

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FIEND, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)

ha ha

This is great,

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)

The British ones

have a bit less charm :(

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boris the spider, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)

That bee looks constipated

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)

I reckon the British larger swilling wasps are the worst

geting drunk and hanging round bins on the highstreet

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)

True enough.

b3ta.kamikazestoat.co.uk/whatthejimny12.jpg
Linked for big

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)

Little bastards

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boris the spider, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)

Fucking spanners!

...and breathe...
Ahhhhhhh, I love that. :-)

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)

*glee*

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boris the spider, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:42, archived)

hahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)

nice

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)

arf!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)

SACRE BLEU!!!!

yay for flower-power revival:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)

...

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)

Pffft

It'd be rude not to, really.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)

waits

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)

Oh, you mean now?

Ermmmm, hang on....

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)

Please rate the evening.

"I'd give her 1. Hurhurhur."
edit: Wait, I think I'm mixing up shows. What's the one where they each mess up a dinner, get drunk and then bitch about each other in taxis?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)

No it is that one

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)

It is? Oh good.

I thought I was mixing it up with that one where a bunch of E-listers go to a swanky dinner and we watch them chatting.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)

i don't understand these 'food' shows

eating is not a spectator sport (unless you're a supermodel)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)

everyone's too busy watching cookery shows to actually do any cooking

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)

A lot of people say that these days.

It's completely untrue mind, but it gets a laugh. I've learned a lot from cookery shows, and tried many of the things I see on TV - which I wouldn't have thought of trying had I not seen it on TV.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)

I spent 490 hours watching Saturday Kitchen on Saturday

and I only had time to eat my socks afterwards

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)

No, you were right.

There's a celebrity version of this terrible show.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)

it was definitely a different show.

They didn't cook for each other, they were in a restaurant, at two-to-four seat tables, I think.
Anyway, it matters not.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)

nope thats it

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)

Oh, if you insist

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)

hehehee

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)

that's ver' good

a bit late in the day, unless it's a two-week compo

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)

i was suddenly inspired

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)

Haaaaaaahahahahahahaha love it.

I remember when the fillum came out asking on a messageboard whether they all thought they were gay, to which the first response was, "Yes - I think they're gay, but I don't think they're bumgay."

This differentiation amused me greatly.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)

haha! Aces.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)

Hahaha

That's some savage compression at work there ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)

erm, savage, yeah

i had to chop it to bits, but it's still a bit big. oops 'n' shit.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)

Whoops

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)

Nae problemo.

I can't optimise animations for toffee either. Some kind of dark art required methinks.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)

i tried optimising it...turned out 60Kb bigger...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:46, archived)

Try this one (360Kb)

i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/gif/taxi.gif

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)

woo, thanks

that's some wizardry right there :D

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)

Fireworks

It's very good at optimathingummy

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)

do not have

probably will not get, either. between jobs, skint. :(

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)

Needs a crash helmet

"Minicab? Minicab?"

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)

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Ian Woosnam, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)

Using your head?

Hey, you can't throw someone else's head lady!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)

you're only allowed to throw your 'own' head....

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)

classic film :)

"You remind me of the babe"

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)

One of the best

Still gets a regular airing in the chutney household

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)

and so it should :D

*totters off to find the old vhs*

I should probably invest in a dvd copy xD

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:46, archived)

Hoggle looked like a Spitting Image puppet of Spike Milligan.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)

haha - he's just put his team

a-head by three points!

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enceladus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)

Silly enceladus that's clearly within the two point area...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)

but, but...

maybe they're using 'special' rules? ;)

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enceladus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)

O_o

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)

Is that the official special olympics logo? (at the bottom)

That's nice!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)

hahaha

have you heard the song?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFUNIa2NU8

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)

Maybe his leg had just grow.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)

bloody hell

so THAT'S where you've been the past hour?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)

Cheek!

I've been working...

EDIT: I do put some effort into my pics usually, so imagine my surprise to find out my 3rd most popular pic of all time is currently this one!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)

Hahahaha...

*Click* this I will :D

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Ninj, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)

think he got the inspiration from here:

www.b3ta.com/board/9753770

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)

Nearly ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/9753736

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)

Or Yoda's mum...

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Ninj, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)

Or Gail Platt...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)

I love both of these!

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enceladus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)

ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I was just self-plugging - ignore me

:)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)

That still be wonderful that Barbie!

...you smasher!! :D

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Ninj, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)

this is bloody amazing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)

Heseltine's let himself go a bit hasn't he?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)

Hahaha! Nicely done.

You okay?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)

this

you've not been around much today (Ninj)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)

I think he's been avoiding our gaze....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)

He's managed to pick up another front page though...

Well done ninj!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)

Cheers sir!

And your goodself! Well done, it's a cracker :)

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Ninj, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)

Tinternet playing silly beggers!

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Ninj, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)

Cheers sir! or his dad...

I'm fine ta sir and you?

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Ninj, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)

Wonderful!

....or his great great great great Aunt Mona...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)

Pure class.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)

Great stuff!!

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Ninj, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)

I'm pretty darned tootin'.

Did you see this? I know you're a bit of a Jezza fan....

jelly.b3ta.com/board/9752915

/self pimp

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)

Ooh I missed that one!!

Loved it - clicked it! :)

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Ninj, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)

Hahahah kill it with lightsabers!

Edit now do Columbo. "Just one more thing there is..."

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)

That's rather good, that is

Good enough that I shall break my mouse clicking on it. Yes.

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boris the spider, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)

I'm going to copy off you

*clacks*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)

Wrote murder she did

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)

hahahaha!

a long time ago in a vicarage far far away...

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enceladus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)

It's the Queen in green....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)

See? See?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)

*nods enthusiastically*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)

Go go go go go

Click for bigger (197 kb)

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)

excellence as always

love it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)

Aces!

And thank God for a new thread. I thought I'd broken the internet.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)

hee hee

that'll teach you to post a 16MB jpeg

that plus my 12MB gif - we really clogged up the pipes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)

Jpeg?

100% pure bitmap there fella.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)

that's lovely...

he's such a road hog, that one.

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enceladus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)

Tsk, road hog.

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

Loverly stuff. Love the badge on the car :)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)

I was expecting Jenson Mutton, but I see that is not the case.

It is very good though.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)

Fab!

Made me think... Clarkson?

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)

hahayes

he is a bit of a porker now

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)

This is so lovely I want to rub myself on it, then eat it.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)

coolfastpig!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 18:21, archived)

Straight outta Hogsmeade

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)

Oooh

is this fantasy hour?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)

Not that I'm aware of.

This pune or play on words has been batting round my head all day and I've only just got round to enacting it.

EDIT have a filthy pea

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)

Sports is it?

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LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)

ha ha

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)

oh you swine

that is so puerile

*giggles*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)

*cackles*

that sounds a bit like puberty _{and penis}

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)

Please say that you're not fantasising about

Daniel Radcliffe?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)

Not exactly, no

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)

Thank the lord.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)

I'm waiting for Dec 6th for the DVD of HBP

I'm an avid fan

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)

I was mightily disappointed by half-blood prince.

Thought the first 5 fillums were ace, but they dropped the baton with that one IMHO

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)

Same director for the last two, isn't it?

Yates or sumfink.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)

Ahem - got the rip the other day...

I'm going to have to buy the proper one, it's very dark (picture-wise) not so much plot-wise.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)

I've got the other 5 originals

only realised the pirate version I saw of 4 was shot in a cinema when someone got up!

Rip you say.....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)

errr - torrent / divx / highly dodgy version

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)

I sent you an email earlier

did you not get it?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)

Sorry, not at work today...

keeping clear of the phone. I'll go check now.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)

Emma Watson, right?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)

Did I hear she was the 'new face of Chanel'?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)

Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson

with Rupert Grint watching and wanking.

Phwooar.

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boris the spider, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)

it's going to hit him in the glasses

watch out BArry!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)

Smack your snitch up!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)

bindun?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)

Hahaha!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)

Hahahhahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)

Arf!

nice work, there.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)

hahaha

now have a pizza on me

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LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)

American Hot

with extra anchovies, please.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)

this without the fish

JPG might be many good things, but he's got odd ideas about pizza toppings

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)

!??!?!?!

No anchovies? Madness.... MADNESS I SAY!

Edit: You'll be saying no artichokes next....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)

oh you can have artichokes

as long as they come with Pepperoni, Sausage, Salami, Chilli Beef, Jalapenos...etc

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)

Oh that sounds awesome!

*orders immediately*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)

hee hee

I do like that

*clicks*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)

Hehe nice

(Virulent, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)

Bobby...

count it off one more time
*funks*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)

that's very nice!

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enceladus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)

FP shirley

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)

who's this Shirley

shall I slip her a fiver?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)

yey!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)

lovely

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)

*genuine office lol*

*click*

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)

hahaha!

great stuff.

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enceladus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)

Possible series spinoff?

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)

hahah, these two should open up next to each other!

*click*

edit: nice detail on the menu

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)

lacist

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)

candle tiem!

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)

..Dear god

consider your self spanged. I do like all the little details though ;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)

Woo etc

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)

Nasty Chips!

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)

Sssssssss

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)

the devil's in the detail

you're going to hell. nice work sir/madam

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)

Surely bindun

(Hal Baffe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)

Granny Smith anyone?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)

Oh Maggie you cheeky minx you!

With those come to stannah-bed eyes....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)

Speaking of wrinkly old ladies

Anyone noticed that Geraldine McEwan (Miss Marple) looks like Yoda?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)

Don't ask silly questions.

just shop it!

(Cakie So very tired..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)

Hell yes!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)

*would*

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LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)

Core!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)

;)

(Cakie So very tired..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)

oh i say

not an animash but a step in the right direction

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)

good afternoon!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)

ha ha

Dogs like a pipe as well :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)

smokin'

(bovine intervention, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)

Indeed :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)

Is that Harold Wilson's dog?

(Hal Baffe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)

very reflective

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)

Ding dong!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)

What ho Jeeves!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)

Hamsters, however, love LRP

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)

pip pip!

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boris the spider, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)

haha..eeeep!!!

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)

Hahaha

Superb :)

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boris the spider, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)

heh heh...very suave:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)

this is ace

*click*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)

hehehehe

:DDD

(herman:D, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)

Posh animals ftw!

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)

You cad!

(Hal Baffe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)

Kitten is not smoking tobacco.

The eyes give it away.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)

nice

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)

More soccerlols

I find it hard to believe that this hasn't been done, but I imagine I would have been emailed it by now if it had...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)

i've seen a few of these

no idea what they mean though

edit/ google is my friend. hahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)

Nope, me neither.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)

add me to that list

can someone de-ris please?

(Cakie So very tired..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)

For you both,

Sunderland played Liverpool at football on saturday. Darren Bent of Sunderland had a shot, it hit a beach ball that had been thrown onto the pitch by a Liverpool supporter, deflected off it and went in.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)

Football match, played at weekend, goal scored agaiunst Liverpool Football Club due to a wicked deflection off a Liverpool Football Club-branded beach ball thrown onto the pitch by a supporter of Liverpool Football Club.

Irony and hilarity ensued.

Apparently the LFC online store crashed shortly afterwards due to Manchester United supporters (traditionally ardent rivals to Liverpool) buying up all the beach balls to take to the match on Sunday.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)

Thanks verrily to both of yez.

(Cakie So very tired..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)

Fuck off

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)

Where's the love?

scouser

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)

I'm going to the Lyon game tonight, if I see anyone throwing as much as a grape onto the pitch

I'll kill.

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

*orders 600 landmines for Anfield*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)

adds lions

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)

didn't know you were a Lyon fan

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)

LOL GUD 1

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)

I love Lyon.

And other Big Cats too!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)

It's going to be raining beach balls at Anfield on Sunday :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)

Ha, I imagine so yeah

Might be a bit more light hearted than some of the tasteless shit we usually see between us and the mancs.

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)

True.

I despise Liverpool with the best of them, but the incessant trading of Hillsborough/Munich abuse is just un-called for.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)

harsh

no?

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)

I was only kidding!

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)

Scouser?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)

bloody racist lizard people

Click for bigger (201 kb)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)

HAHA - also in the news - I am not entirely convinced by this story....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)

Ha!

Also, did anyone see Pints of View on Sunday? A lot of people spotted an error in Merlin last week. There were 3 beer cans in the middle of the banqueting table :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)

Anachro-tastic!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)

arf

was that a deliberate spelling mistake?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)

Ha ha ha!

It totally wasn't :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)

my kind of banquette

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)

And yet...

the utter bastardisation of the Arthurian legends went by them completely unnoticed...

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)

I don't know about that.

Not seen it and not interested in it.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)

The Arthurian legends have been bastardised by every ensuing generation

The only difference now is that for some reason (I'm looking at you, "Thomas" Malory) we've left them stuck in the 14th century. Before that they were constantly updated and employed as propaganda by everyone in sight. In that regard the BBC are continuing a proud tradition of pissing on the corpse of early Welsh independence.

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boris the spider, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)

he was pelted with potatoes in the first series

which dates camelot sometime around the elizabethan era

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)

Oh yeah,

and Dragons and Wizards don't bother you historically.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)

Hahaha really?

I've missed the entire run of Merlin being out of the country. I was wondering whether I should actually track it down and watch it or not. I'm thinking maybe not, from the reaction in this thread.

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boris the spider, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)

You know, you could have made the time on the watch "15:60"

and the subtitle : "The portrait was painted AT around 15:60"...

:)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)

4 o'clock then?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)

Well...

Yes.

Er...

Yes.

but not the 16th c.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)

oo a bit cerebral for west country boys loike me

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)

bah!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)

PolitiLOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)

Lizards go home!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)

I quite lik ethis

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)

Hahahahaha excellent!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)

good afternoon

I've been meaning to ask

why are you an idiot?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)

I asked that so-called writer chappie a question

and he told me to learn how to spell.

I thought he was referring to my use of the word "shite" instead of "shit" though, until someone pointed out to me that I'd put "derivate" instead of "derivative"...

Whoops!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)

gahah

oh dear

was it in the newsletter?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)

I thought that was rather hypocritical of him

when you said that, as he used the word shite further on in the interview himself :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)

up yer bum

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)

why thx

he does that ever-so-smug look so well

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)

I can see him eating a croissant...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)

But isn't the implied sexy stick coming from his belly?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)

something

to do with rabbit anatomy
*honest*

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)

Is this why they are so prolific?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)

mmm Redsushi

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)

looks like the new ps3 motion control.

(Cakie So very tired..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)

He can be stopped

.
stop him
.

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lord bofingham, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)

Nice shoppage!

Very nice indeed!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)

nice one

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)

So tell me about your dreams

(acidgiant, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)

mystery hand.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)

I can't read what hes done

but im sure its bad.

(waxdart hello., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)

.......z0mBi3 T3@ tU3zD@y.......

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)

This has totally gone down a path

I totally didn't expect! WOO!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)

Oh God, where are you now?!

woo :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)

Over here.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)

Where?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)

Over ...

HERE!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)

Oh, there?

by the stair?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)

No.

Here.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)

Ah screw it.

This whole enlightenment thing is way too hard.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)

...i'm a zombie on tuesdays...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)

Magenta.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)

MORRR DORRR!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)

Silly atomic, one does not simply point into Mordor!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)

with a megenta arrow no less...

...i should be stuck like a pig.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)

this is ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)

Yay zombies - have a zombie Mrs Vagabond:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)

Compostface

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)

Yes, that's the polite term for them.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)

and the impolite?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)

zombie got piercings... heh heh

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)

oh noes!!

someone laced his tea....

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)

The sugar cubes are dead!...

...An experiment gone wrong!... :'(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)

Crackin'!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)

´'`\_(ò_Ó)_/´'`

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)

,,,_/-(O__O)-\_,,,

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)

oh frigging noes.

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fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)

Gaaaah!!

Drive a shortbread finger through its heart! Sprinkle holy milk-top on it!
(I think I'm confused between zombies and vampires, but anyway...)

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)

That did the trick...

...they're perfectly fine now.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)

Phew! Tea saved, just in time for

tea.

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)

I can be serious.

(Steve Kimberley, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:58, archived)

A few weeks ago called

They want their compo back :)

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)

Jokes on you bud,

the compo's still open :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)

I feel such a fool

:*(

edit: it was a distinclty better compo too

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)

aah...If America Were Still British

/good times

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)

Yeah, very good times ;)

I have a theory about why it is still open. I reckon that it is a prize compo for Virgin and they wanted to corral us into making an effort without being rude about Richard Branson.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)

~~Virgin~~ the BNP

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)

This is why you lose.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)

Er Excuse me,

YOU LOSE!

I am totally not talking to you today!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)

I think you'll find I actually won that compo, you big BUTTMUNCH!

*glories*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)

I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU!

I watched Panorama last night and they were in Bristol, and everyone is Bristol is a damn, dirty racist! Therefore, you are a racist! You make me sick!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)

Even the minorities?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)

No.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)

I'm a minority.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)

No you're not,

you're a dirty racist!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)

Did you just call me dirty?!

You massive racist!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)

if, indeed...

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)

Why is it always raining etc...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)

You'r not a Vagabond

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)

HAHA

One would like to speak to the person in charge

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)

"calm down John"

"keep your hair on"

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)

HI steve

Do you know what "Tuap" means?

Its much like toap. but just under...

You may get that a lot... but don't worry about it.

(waxdart hello., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)

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