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# Probably been done contless times before, but...
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hideo Nakata LOLS :D
I like this!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Hurrah!
The sushi seal of approval!
*raises toast*
*eats toast*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# BOO!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Haha!!
:D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# You were supposed to be scared :-(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# It's impossible for a picture of a kitten to be scary
pictures don't have claws and something to prove like real cats. :P

It is cute though!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Aw nice paw action!
:D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hahah
What's with all the crazy icons?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# It's Halloween.
They did it last year too.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Oh, I don't pay much attention
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# How come you get to be Batman?
I don't want to be a fucking pumpkin :-(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# You can change it in your profile.
They should have like 4 or 5 though.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Excellent.
I'M BATMAN.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Goddamn now everyone is a bat.
I changed to bad to stand out. I'm going back.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# No you're not.
You're just a gravelly voiced Australian who gets paid millions to dress up and shout at the people who actually make films possible.

You cunt ;)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# No-one talks to Batman like that. POW!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Whatever!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# What Bale? He's British isn't he?
The cunt.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I don't like it.
It confuses me :(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Everyone looks the same
I distinguish between people by their icons
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Exactly.
And I always recognise my own posts instantly as I am just about the only person with the fear.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Me too.
I can't even remember what icons people have off the top of my head, but if anyone changes (on a normal day) I spot it instantly. It's subconscious.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Aye,
the great bee invasion fucked me up for days :(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I miss my bee :-(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# This^
I want the bee back.

I quite want the rabbit, but I missed it :(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Is there supposed to be a new icon set soon?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Fuck knows
It's when rob can be arsed to I think
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Update your profile.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# There's one of 2 in the update profile

I want a rabbit in a hat in a bat on a cat eating a rat
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# :D
Hooray! I mean oooh!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# brilliant
quick request - I know I should know this but what is the rule for number of pubes on a CDC - is three per ball?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Yes, three per ball.
No more, no less.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# cheers sushi
Watch out for my hand carved pumpkin - coming up (literally)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fuck yeah :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I need ideas for my pumpkin.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Batman baking a cake
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I would probably need a bigger pumpkin for this.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# evil duck?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Chop into one inch squares,
season with Sea Salt and Crushed black pepper and drizzle with Olive Oil. Put in a 180degree oven till cooked.

Serve.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Pumpkin a la Roger Federer
throw pumpkin in the air

serve
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Sounds delicious but how will this scare away trick-or-treaters?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Oh.
Why would you want your food to scare away Trick n Treaters?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# A crab.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Ummm
I have a water mist thing from Maplins I'm gonna put in it so smoke comes out its mouth/beak/penis depending on what I eventually carve.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# 3
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# yay maru :)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Yay but I MISS MY/YOUR LOVELY BEE ICON :-(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# blah blah!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Special Delivery!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# woo!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Here's ya fookin mail!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# haha I liked that flim
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Best moment from my favourite film this year
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# FOOOOOOOM!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# wonderful
*click*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Messing around in Photoshop

All done with a tracker pad on a laptop... Which is rather a masochistic way of using Photoshop. Before and after image.

While I'm here, I'll plug my latest project again: I've written a couple of short stories and recorded them as audio books. They're free to download, but you do have to register in my shop to get them (though you can type in any old nonsense into the form if you want).

They're spooky-horror-esque things, so perfect for ten minutes on Halloween:

A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81

Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83

Happy Halloween, or 'Samhain' if you fancy trying to make people think you're cool and alternative.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hey that's pretty nice, Matazone.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Ta :)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# feathers

Nicely done btw.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# What about that other bit?
Is that feathers too? Science needs to know.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# the other bit's the bird.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
feathers
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Your bird appears to have a lobster tail!
A FUCKING LOBSTER TAIL!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# mmmm lobstird
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ahaha!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Hey dude.
Had a listen to A Kiss on the Palm last week. Very good :) I shall download Slavatore's Birthday henceforth and forthwith.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Thanks :)
Tell your friends to download it too!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# This is very nice.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Happy Halloween you bastards.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# And the same to yooooouuuuuu...
Might break this out later:

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# YER MAWWWW :)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha
"and now, Hallowe'en Most Haunted....live from Govan"
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Beat it ya bawsack
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Those lovely glowy eyes, he couldn't harm a fly!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# what did you call me?
oh a bastard, right, carry on ;)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Haha
Can I suggest a halloween costume photo thread later?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# This is an idea I support.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# does that mean I get to take photos of all the kids who come round?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Horror Glee!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Its the best of all the holidays
better then that stupid Zombie jesus day

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# His music videos got very strange towards the end of his career.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# He has a pleasing smile.
And an agreeable chainsaw.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# :D :D :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Pop quiz
Who can tell me what will the wife do to me when she sees this pic I shopped of her and my youngest?



A) Shower me i kisses
B) Call me sick and sexually ostricise me
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# eat your brains?
:)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Haha
That could be an option, although she would argue it wouldn't make much of a meal
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Rip your head off and spank you with your spinal column?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# At least that's sexy
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# i'd rip his head off and shit down his neck myself
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# At least that's sexy
edit: and that's ace !
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# that's insane!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# call u a fucking cunt
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# You know her then?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# i thought you said this was shopped
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I used Neat Image to smooth out her skin tones
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# which bits did you shop?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I refer the honourable Nibus to the post above
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# dang
it was too subtle for me
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I fucking hope it's the latter, I'd love to fuck that eye socket.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# ostracise means banishment
so you'd hope it wasn't the latter,
unless you're thinking you might be in with a chance that is
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# You missed a bit
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# hahahha
jesus christ that's horribly ace
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# happy halloween indeed :)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# pfft
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# i made this a while ago but im pretty sure i never posted it here
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha :D

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Don't be scared, little froggy
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha >.<
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# haha
I hope you're selling these as cards - this sort of thing needs to be in shops!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I wish I knew how :)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Can't you contact someone like moonpig.com
and offer them your designs for a fee :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# aargh that jingles in my head now!!
damn you! :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Your sock horror movies would go down well too
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# blargh! :)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
A new one!?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# nope one from the vaults :)

ning pot :)x
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# May I recommend redbubble.com?
You won't be able to sell them as greeting cards I don't think, however, you can sell them as art cards.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# cool cheers :)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# He is lovely
I shall call him "Nigel".
Nigel the not so scary vampire.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
in other news, bloody special icons, can't even choose the no icon option, i hate sodding hallowbleedingweenpunpkinbatsandbollocks.
'ning board
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# GRINCH
i mean.... uh... halloween scrooge?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# too bloody right
bring back the old way of doing it, ignore it and it goes away or if you really must a cheap plastic mask held on by staples and bit of elastic and an old sheet or similar. The ignore it option is preferable.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# there should be more to pick from
wolfman, frankenstein, yer mummy... ;)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# i'll take yer ma
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# This^^^^
Not to mention the fact that I always have The Fear icon. Now what's fucking scarier than that? And what the fuck does Batman have to do with Halloween?

OI! PRODGE! Do a Sam icon! That would be awesome! ;)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# lo Queenie
I am scarpering to a farm this evening.
That's the way to avoid all the nonsense.
Isolation, good foods, good musics and good weeds is the way to go.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# But you will be isolated in a lonely farm house with werewolves, vampires and serial killers all around
"No!! No!! Don't go down that dark cellar with the broken light!! especially now that you've twisted your ankle after breaking the heel of your high-heeled shoes totally inappropraite for tramping around a farm-house in!!! Arrrrrrgggghhghghgggghhhhhhhh!"
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# 'k
:)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# hahahaha! *
*written in Vincent Price'esque manner.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# their legs!
they're like big-headed LEDs
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# *Titters*
Fecking Halloween.
If we take on any more of those Merkin traditions, things will end in chaos. CHAOS I tell thee.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Pants!
Woo! *Clickety*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahahaha
quality lol here
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha
:s :)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahhahahah
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Ow!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Coast of Yemen,
smiling politely
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Yay for puumpkin icons!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# You have a choice -
look in your profile for the answer ;)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Oh. so I do!
I'm going to keep the pumpkin though - I'm all excited cos it's in colour!!!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Happy Halloween Amy
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Haha
"The power of Heroin compels you, The power of Heroin compels you!!"
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# shopped pictures only
*predictable response*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Nicely done!
Photobucket
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# :O)
Nice hair boost
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Halloween harvesting time approaches!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Ah yes...

fried gold that ad!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Don't want to be pestered by trick or treaters tonight?
Simply Spray paint a pair of wellies silver and leave them outside your door. The parents will think Gary Glitter lives there and you won't be troubled.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# That is much easier than my plan to make a Heath Robinson style device that stabs a sharp metal spike out the letter box when they press the door bell
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I like your idea better
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)
# You have a bat!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Why do you have a bat icon
I wanna bat icon *stamps feet like a five year old*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Yay I found out you have to Update your Profile :D
*glees*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# there's a great
Clip of Clarkson's chatshow where he creates a jack o'flamethrower. Unfortunately it was last shown in the days before youtube so it's not on there :(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# he's like a glamy-pedo cliff richard
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Halloween!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# fucking little wankers. I hate seeing trick or treaters.
When I was there age it was all American bullshit. The little shits can go fuck their broom sticks.


pic isn't bad. In fact, mildly amusing. It would be more amusing if the kid was on fire.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I used to love halloween as a kid.
because my mother would give any trick or treaters who came to the house a long lecture about the dangers of be out at night and talking sweets from strangers :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)
# From Wikipedia
"Trick-or-treating resembles the late medieval practice of souling, when poor folk would go door to door on Hallowmas (November 1), receiving food in return for prayers for the dead on All Souls Day (November 2)."

Admittedly, it is from Wikipedia so...you know.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# well i like it.
have a click!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# thank you :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Haha how to confuse a child
All year around : "Don't speak to strangers!"
Halloween : "That's right go up to the scary man's door and ask him for a surprising treat!" :D

Lovely drawing Bobby
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# :) Thank you
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha
love it!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Thank you
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# hehe, very nice
i love the art style.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)
# :D
Thanks
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# That is great!

*clicks*


(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Ta
:)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# nice!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# D:

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:01, archived)
# aaargh!
what IS that?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Spider head as it's Halloween I can get away with scaring the arachnophobes
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Samhain Blessings
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 8:39, archived)
# You know what she did, your cunting daughter?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 8:41, archived)
# did she post an unshopped goatse image?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 8:43, archived)
# I've never been sure.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Is that Michael Jackson burning in hell on TV?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 8:43, archived)
# so thats why alma is so pissed off
Jackson is in hell trying to touch her, Fear all makes sense now
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 8:50, archived)
# on the topic of samhain, have a song
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:03, archived)
# You can't go wrong with the misfits
on a related note
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkKKzTYIe3Q
Lego monster mash
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:14, archived)
# hahaha monster mash, the 'fits actually covered that although danzig was not inloved so its not really the 'fits : (
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I have also been re-touching an old piccy

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:16, archived)
# chernoybl plant?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)
# some of it is
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)
# well i still likes : )
ill click
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# dungeness
probably
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Vagabond????....
I...Is that you??? lol
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)
# you've tempted me to turn this into a vagabond piece...
but im in bed and im useing the touchpad so meh
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# :O)

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Stupid Government
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Jah!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Indeed
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Hit Parade !
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# yes there will be ketchup
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Ooof.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:03, archived)
# That's not a magnet!

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:12, archived)
# arf
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:24, archived)
#

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:24, archived)
# i can picture the magnet telling him to FUCK OFF!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:31, archived)
# But
look at the legs on that magnet.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:56, archived)
# I've sorted a redbubble account out.
Guess I'd better sort out some images...
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 5:02, archived)
# Both of these are so....
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Who ya gonna call?

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:27, archived)
# Which one is Norm-o-saur?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:28, archived)
# The rainbow one in Norm's chair :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:29, archived)
# Ah! It was that one that gave me the idea in the first place.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:31, archived)
# I like other people's ideas.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:40, archived)
# MOO
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 6:00, archived)
# Yes?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 6:30, archived)
# the spelling of your name is incorrect.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 6:39, archived)
# No it isn't.
:(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 6:41, archived)
# Joy
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:46, archived)
# You know
that is wrong.

:)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:58, archived)
# It's full bodied.
Bit salty, though.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 5:21, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] The soultion is obvious


but compression all but killed this.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:01, archived)
# That shouldn't be bigger than 100k, how on earth have you managed that?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:03, archived)
# From the FAQ
animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, but never exceed 400 KB.

edit: this is about 399
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:04, archived)
# No no no, I'm not telling you off.
I'm asking how you physically were able to make that anim so large.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Well
It all started with CS3, which I may add is a bit of a cunt about exporting gifs-- it does but it adds artifacts. I exported it as a series which works fine, then put them together with a bit of freeware. I then resized it in the Gimp until it was under 400k.

If you have a better idea, this making things smaller is ruining them.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:09, archived)
# You have cs3, but not ImageReady?
Imageready should come with it, and it has customisable optimisation for animations.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Gimp
I tend to use it. I'll try the other thing next time :)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:15, archived)
# There's an option in one of the drop down lists that should say Open in Imageready.
So you don't need to bugger about trying to find it.
Just have each frame you want ready and open in one image, each in a different layer.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Try Animation Shop 3.
It is actually pretty good for optimising animations from a series of gifs. I suspect you are doing something wrong in your exporting of gifs from Photoshop though. They should never be that big I wouldn't think.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:19, archived)
# Oh.
I meant Flash CS3. I exported it from Flash CS3!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:26, archived)
# Oh!
I have no idea about flash, sorry.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Ah ok.
I think Maiden knows about Flash.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:35, archived)
# yeah it looks like you've just made it really lossy
might be better to reduce the colours, or allow some banding of colours, and if all else fails, scanlines :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:07, archived)
# I hope I'm not in trouble.
My wonky woo used gifsicle with
--loopcount=forever --colors 256 --optimize=2
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:28, archived)
# B&!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:31, archived)
# It's a bit big, but no one's noticed so I think you got away with it ;)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:43, archived)
# hmm it's a bit big
You could get that down to 300-400k no problem without really losing much quality. Might be worth doing in case you want to post it when there are more people around who might get stroppy.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:47, archived)
# Thanks for the suggestions though, they may still come in handy.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 4:50, archived)
# would have been nice without the compression
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 7:57, archived)
# *glee*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)
# what does your desk look like ?


Click for bigger (190 kb)

this is mine, am i king of the nerds or what!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:11, archived)
# smiley faced PC (bottom left)?
?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:13, archived)
# pc
has no sides on it and two bare wires for a start button....
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:20, archived)
# You sir, are a loon!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Also, if you truly were a geek, you would own this:
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:25, archived)
# i do not own one single piece of lego
i had some around 1972 it was pretty basic back then, quite boring realy, nothing like the stuff they have now.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:34, archived)
# I fucking love the stuff!
The stuff, now, and all the technic stuff doesn't really interest me. I still play with my late 80s early 90s stuff. I do feel however that I should have graduated onto the kind of things you do by now. But I am too fucking lazy. I built my first Lego galleon when I was 5. However, what I love about Lego is that I can sit down for hours on end with my nephew, who is now 5, and I can be building a realistic house type structure, and he can build a car out of a few bits of lego and some wheels. There's something beautiful in the simplicity :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:39, archived)
# what i realy wanted was meccano.
meccano rocked my mate had fucking shitloads handed down from two older brothers, but that was rich middle class kids stuff, it was realy fucking expensive.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:52, archived)
# I like your desk.
It looks like it evolved into a higher desk based life form.

What are all the things on it? Do you have a handy reference chart?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:14, archived)
# i shun lists or charts
chaos is the only way forward
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:18, archived)
# I only ask
as there is a tower of interesting things in the middle of the top shelf, and I was wondering what they are.

But you are right; organisation is for the boring people with too much time on their hands.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:24, archived)
# This^^^^
Mr Boy would never have created awesome monkey alien if he catalogued things!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:27, archived)
# I see silicon, paints
and a hell of a lot of clutter.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:18, archived)
# not silicon
no more nails, brutal glue stuff
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Nah, I'm still going with silicon.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:39, archived)
# One man's clutter
is another man's filing system.

At least I like to pretend that I have a system of sorts in my room. Well, I can occasionally find things...
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Silly amoebaboy!
tonight is not desks night!



(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Asthma too sush?
How are you not dead yet?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Asthma,
and as you may notice by the ashtray, a smoker too :(

I dunno. I actually suspect that despite injuring myself a lot, I may actually be invincible or immortal!

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:18, archived)
# There's only one way to find out!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:20, archived)
# FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:21, archived)
# WIFEBEATER
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:17, archived)
# Good job I don't have a wife really then, isn't it ;)
If I did, I bet I wouldn't be allowed to write on the walls ;)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:19, archived)
# sneaky behind the monitor
"I love porn, so screw you missus" :)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:21, archived)
# I keep meaning to buy a noteboard,
but I always forget when I get to the high street as they have pubs and such. So the wall becomes the most convenient place....
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:24, archived)
# walls is walls
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:28, archived)
# TV Trays are the bomb
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Blur much?
Also, I is that a panoramic window?

Can we swap houses please?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:30, archived)
# The blur is from the cell phone camera, which has the eyesight of a naked mole rat.
But happily makes 2kx1k images of blur. I've got a rinky dink back yard that's half concrete, but windows are nice. The room has no heat, it's like a porch. Sometimes I see skunks and opossums, though.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:40, archived)
# You Americans and your awesome space and animals and shit :(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:41, archived)
# Anyone can have a TV tray
And then you can take a laptop wherever you want, in your space, or out.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:46, archived)
# I love the arm thing
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:29, archived)
# FUCK!
ANTS!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Roaches :(
In my bed :(((
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:38, archived)
# No fucking way?
Maybe if you tidied up once in a while ;)

I am guessing you are in America then?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't leave food in those piles of garbage.

Yes I am American. Did you guess because I'm a slob or because there are countries that don't have roaches?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:44, archived)
# You don't see roaches here in England.
I don't know if we have them or not.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:46, archived)
# You do,
My sister moved into a house last year in Penge. Turned out that there were roaches there. However, that was a result of the woman who lived there before being a proper scummer.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:50, archived)
# The O'Brien is guarding your profile!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:53, archived)
# It was an assumption based on you having roaches,
and you being up at this time, but the light being dark, which would preclude you being anywhere further east than europe.

I say that because when I was out in New York I went round to a friends house and it was only the second time I ever saw a cockroach. It seems to be a much bigger issue over there than here in the UK.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:48, archived)
# I don't think anyone in a US city has ever really gotten rid of their roaches
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:49, archived)
# I think it is impossible with the way that US city's are builr.
They go up to high and have too much underneath.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:52, archived)
# typewriters are so fucking win
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:34, archived)
# I would love a real typewriter.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:38, archived)
# I love it
It's great for keeping you off the internet when you want to write.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:39, archived)
# i got one from a carboot sale six months back
mint it was, its all in bits now.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:43, archived)
# How much did it cost you?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Someone left mine outside my apartment
I just walked out and took it inside.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:48, archived)
# fiver
i waited till they were packing up
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Dang, I need to go more carboot sales.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:58, archived)
# the arm thing can carry a whole massive old fashioned moniter
but now all it has on it, is some varnish, drill bits, a french dictionarary and some random cds.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Clearly it needs a fishtank.
Start with a goldfish if you don't believe me.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:42, archived)
# You mean that thing on the bottom shelf on the right?
Holding up a goldfish bowl it would look awesome.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:44, archived)
# ok here is my desk


I did a cleanup last week.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Keyboardy gadget!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:51, archived)
# looks like my long lost roland SH1
sniffs* twas stolen from me.
but they made good use of it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V40OIivYoCg
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:56, archived)
# In the middle of mad calculations.
Muaaahhhhaaa.

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 5:45, archived)
# THE GLAMOROUS LIFE OF AN ARCHITECT
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 6:10, archived)
# looks like
Fritzl's basement on there
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I CAN PLAY KISS
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# What can you play?
I play the Simmons.....

SHANNON TWEED! Arf!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# just watched ROLE MODELS
kiss is relevant .....
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Role models is amusing.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I'm glad I didn't watch it with a chick
it's a boys film
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:52, archived)
# that is a great film
i hate the king, wanna smash his face with a log
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:00, archived)
# the king is a cunt
motherfucker
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Have you seen The Hangover?
That film is fucking hilarious!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:05, archived)
# I hear good and bad about it
but I wanna see Tyson :) is it any good ?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:07, archived)
# You've heard bad?
From who? It is one of the first geunine laugh out loud comedies I have seen in years. Zach Galifianakis is fucking immense! Did you hear bad things from girls perchance?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:09, archived)
# I'm looking forward to this
I think it was net rapists that made me think other wise. But fuck that
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Seriously,
there is one particular moment in it that made me laugh out loud so much I woke up everyone in my house. It is a GREAT film!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:17, archived)
# just because of that , I shall watch
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:27, archived)
# I fear however, that I may be building it up too much that
you'll be expecting the world from it. As far as comedies go, it is the best I have seen in a long time. What's your favourite comedy of recent years?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:29, archived)
# oooh
hard to say I liked hot rod and pootie tang ;)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:34, archived)
# you get what I mean
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:36, archived)
# judd apatow
:)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:38, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM048LptbhA
haha
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:32, archived)
# BLUGH-BLUGH-BLUGH-BLUGH...
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Beautiful, man
love it
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:55, archived)
# :D
nice
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# tuff luck
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:31, archived)
# I AM A JEDI!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:33, archived)
# I AM A STABBING ROBOT!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:33, archived)
# I LOVE THIS CORNBREAD SO MUCH,
I WANNA TAKE IT BEHIND THE MIDDLE SCHOOL AND GET IT PREGNANT!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnxz3acXM6w&feature=related
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:34, archived)
# hijack your own thread dickwad
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Sorry Eelis :(
I like your picture by the way.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:38, archived)
# g'nite :(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaah :'(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Does you does or does you don't take Access
/80s lobster advert
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:05, archived)

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