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# my brain hurts!


(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Duck?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
# duck?
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Goose!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Wile E. Coyote finally catches his dinner...
I don't scan the messageboard much currently, so I figure someone's probably done this already, but here goes anyway...

(bingo_crepuscule, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
# What's this all about then?
*popcorns*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:21, archived)
# The student that was eaten by coyotes I'd say
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
# then let me help you
de RIS

nice bit of topical shoppage too, so it is
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Cheers!
and woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
# ah
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I have no idea what this is about
But it's nicely done
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Try looking in Slough


Click for bigger (172 kb)
(Lord of Lard, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
# not sure which I'd fuck first
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
# she's probably put on weight, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I like fat toddlers
more hard-wearing
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# You can't feel the heat
if you don't have the meat.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:21, archived)
#
how come they fixed her eye - shes got the marylin manson thing with one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
# the brown one
every time
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
# racist?
yes, what the hell.. *points* RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# *whores*
www.b3ta.com/board/9778145
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I beg your pardon?
/lives in Slough blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)
# "No, you can't have a council house"
(c) 1978
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Nice one Mr Griffin!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Forrin or not
she seems to be very happy. Perhaps we should leave her with the kidnappers.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
# That's a good point
Why don't they do a computer-simulated image of her looking miserable and sulky like most 6 year olds?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
# or chained to a bench
in a Nike factory
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I've seen both of them...
They're Max Branning's girls of Eastenders!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
# one way ticket
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Um ...
Do you have a bigger version, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
# nope
tha's actual
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Just move closer to the screen
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I broke my nose and got, erm ... wallpaper paste ... all over my keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)
# if only the bastard hadn't killed his Kestral all that war nonsense could have been avoided
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
# ha ha ha funny sig
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Behind you!

Original here.
(moistness, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# This is very obviously very racialialist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Also... eeek scary lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Fuck the Klansmen, you CROPPED OUT CHEWWIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# ahahha
almost missed the KKK
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Well..


I really meant to do something a bit nicer with this, but hey its tuesday...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# That's Ace!
kinda reminds me of "Monkey Dust".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Ah only sed ah'd done it so they'd take mah willy oot of the bacon slicer
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I might just have to order it from Amazon
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)
# yeah...
Wish they'd repeat it and "i am not an animal".
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Also the Mr Hell Show
They should repeat that
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Monkhaaaaaase
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I loved that show
but i can't find it anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# damn those letters.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
#

(also; suggestions for a pinup, please?)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# laundry day
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# And so starts the part of the arc...
where they all have to climb out of the tunnels, go outside and get scared of everything they see.

Lots of funny potential in that.

"I stepped on a bug... ARGHHH!"

Pinup?
One of your characters: Helga, Vanity, Sky or Chloe
or
Another character: Silk Specter or Bryan Fury.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# The solution is obvious

NINJA SQUID!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)
# But I didn't suggest Ninja squids
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I know
that's where you were going wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Princess from Battle of the Planets or whatever it was called
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Dammit!
We entered a pub quiz on Sunday and could I think of the bloody programme name in the theme tunes round!? NO!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# haha. i have only the vaugest recollections of that show. I think i saw the G-Force version too
i remember really, really wanting Gforce toys when i was 5.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# G-Force was what they shouted not the programme name!
Bah! and the tune goes dah-dah-dah-d-d-dah . . . dah-diddle-diddle-dah-dah-dah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# the internet wishes to disagree with you
www.imdb.com/title/tt0302109/

Battle of the Planets and G-Force were 2 different cackhanded attempts to market Gatchaman to the west.

Which explained why i had no idea what my friend was talking about when he was mentioning the wierd continuity robot that would interupt the show to point out that the heros were using rubber bullets etc. He wasn't in G-Force.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Ah well
I drink to forget y'know . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZfujTF_C6o&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Wheeeeee!
ta proj!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Gutted.
I totally won the quiz at my local last week! All on my own!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# you mean her?
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# that's the one :D
look at the lines on 'er. phwor!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Battle of the Planets
has one of the finest theme tunes ever made
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Sheva in tribal outfit.
Or Sally, for Hallowe'en
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Woo!
'allo Jackles!

I suggest sexay Fireperson's lift

or a nurse you can't go wrong with a nurse


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# True.......
now try and burn THIS out of your mind!
Spot the shoe!
MUAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Whoa there nursey!
I seem to have a localised swelling

Edit - i'm so confused, *mental note to self, never go to Thailand*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# pffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha
....or hertfordshire!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# MY EYES.....
*has crafty wank under desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:39, archived)
# is that
you?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
# of course!
hello stranger!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# do we need to kneel before you?



oh.... zog....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I really hope thats a female
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9778615
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I've said it before and I'll say it again.
You make a very attractive lady Mushy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I dunno,
You stumble back in here, get a FP, look better in PVC than I ever could.. why don't you just FAACK OOORFF!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hehehehehe
you can get revenge by watching me crash and burn trying to be funny a week today!
MASSIVE MASSIVE lack of funny is predicted.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# have you got any costume changes planned?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# not as such
but i wouldn't get too close to the front if you value your eyes. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Sounds awesome, I'll come and lob puppies at you
Bung the details up somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# they're in the newsletter innit!
it's the sickipedia thing!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Oh Bloody hell!
That's come round quick. Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Are you a real nurse?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hahaahaaha..
Yes, and she has her own Ambulance of Death!!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# She said she was a real nurse
but her hands were very VERY cold ... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Jesus Mush-She-Man!!!!
Love your work, but...but...NOOOO!!! Haven't been this shocked since the Crying Game!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)
# suggestion for pin-up:
A robot girl that kills giant bugs.*edit* like this:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Emily Marilyn?
or look for Peter Driben cover art...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Pinup:
The mirthful mermaids from the planet Playtex.

Or squits. Squits are good.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# daisy duke
and the general lee
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# New Daisy vs. Old Daisy
having a water fight whilst washing the General Lee...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Rather than a pin up, how about Vigo the Carpathian looking angry after Venkman has painted in the kitten as he said he would...
otherwise, chloe on a jetski
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Wouldn't a jetski be more a Sky
sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# a sexy pin
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# sexy denizens
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Phwoar!
Say it again you dirty bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# This is much more entertaining than Flashforward
Well done, you have beaten Channel Fives flagship show.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# GIR
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# No wait!
The girl with the pet walrus wearing a GIR hoodie!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# The walrus can wear the hoodie
The girl can wear anything
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# GIR dance!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# How did you run out of fuel so quickly???
I emptied it out!

WHY?!?!

....to make way for the tuna!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# To make room for the toona
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Ooh, good timing me
For pinup, I wish to see your rendering of Turanga Leela :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# *googles*
Oh. Didn't know she had a first name!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# And Frys first name is "Phillip"
and Winnie the Poohs middle name is "the"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Same as mine
and Richard III


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I didn't know you were called Phillip
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# *blinks*
the dear the


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I watch it far too much :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:39, archived)
# New series soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Leelu from fifth element
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Big-badda-BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# BAA-da boom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# M'Ress
Obviously...

P.S. I do a nice LEGO figurine of Princess from BotP. Must piccy it sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# this is my first gif for b3ta.
Rocker_44 posted a video of the fireworks at the bt tower over on /links and i couldn't resist adding some balls.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Been "edging" for quite some time beforehand!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha
That was the Gazza FP some time ago :D
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# yep ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# WAOW!
I love this, it has brought a tear to my eye... all three. *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# you did all the leg work dude.
i just stuck balls on. :D
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Yes,
the balls are excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# better than my first gif... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# cheers.
i've made a few shit ones that i wouldn't put up here.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# i wish i had your restraint...
...heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# bloody hell
all those black and white gifs of yours are amazing. very cool.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
# This is a normal post post this message preview my images Real Photo Sunday is shite. Give it up.


previously
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# well done sir/madam
also rather like previously
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# This is excelent and needs more replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Fired up...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# And ^that's^ just in 1st gear!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# yup...watch out world!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I LOVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# bloody wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# FOOOOSH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# mo' Bogart
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# it was the midget mechanics i tells ya
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# maybe Sam did it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# oh boy!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# who you calling grandad

b3ta.com/board/9778234
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Lovely stuff
It's rad!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That was a long time coming...

Don't Panic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# must confess it did take a while
text issues
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# everyone must have done one of these by now?
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# curse you
until, see above, i didn't know doom even existed, i remained in blissful non gamer ignorance, have also learned there's a rock starring in the movie.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I watched that film dubbed into German
and still didn't feel like I was missing anything
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# you lost 76 Minutes if that helps.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# gaargh
I feel that loss, truly.. Although I felt my life slipping away even more when watching Aliens vs Predator 2, that film redefined shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# 94 minutes gone there.
I watch a few films at 1.5speed on the PS3. You can still hear it and go back when some boobs are on screen.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# well la-de-da
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# To be honest I want to see everyone post theirs
I love this one.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# well hokey-kokey
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I HAVEN'T GOT ONE
Mstandot has one, but he's not here.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I think you should make one.
it would be very good if past pics are any thing to go by.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Well I won't do it today
because that would be sad.

But I might do it in like, 6 months or something
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# do one
all of the cool kids have got one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# WHO'S GOING LEFT!?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# That's really good indeed

NOTE: Pre-Stephen Gately's untimely demise
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Obviously or the saving bit would have been very misleading.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# from way back when
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahhahahahahahaah....
Aces! *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# nice to know
my silliness can inspire people from time to time :D
(The Director of Directing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Found.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# HOLY MARY MAGDALENAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# *dips in tea*
*a-la-recherches*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# What the hell sort of food is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Looks like
Foreign muck to me.
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Forrin food you say?
*retches*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# .
www.google.co.uk/search?q=madeleines
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Are they made by McCains?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Every time I see the McCanns (and I know not of the origin of this frankly bizarre response)
All I can think of is that hippy, guitar song in, erm ... Love Actually ... that that awful couple sing; "No I ... can't live without you, and I ... can't love without you ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# You need help

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Needs more suitcase at the bottom of the sea.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# "The more I think she did it, the more I would."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Oh can anything so wrong
be so right?
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
absolute quality :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha
good stuff
(duketh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Quick, put spong eyes on it, then it'll get FP'ed...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Eats
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# pedo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# for
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# here we go again
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# This topic never gets old
a bit like... oh never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I love it when a van comes together
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I 'ent postin' no letters foo'.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Hey Mu!
The Hit TV Show Murder She Wrote is on BBC1 now, and it is the episode with Janet Leigh, who played Marion Crane in Psycho. Crane is also the surname of Dr Frasier Crane in the Hit TV Show's Cheers! and Frasier!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Wow man, you're like... blowing my mind man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....bb fuckin' c dramas
never never never never never please tell me your bluffing:)))please:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# No, she really is a guest star in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# she was ace in Psycho
lets hope bbc never "dramatise" it.........:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I doubt she'll be in it.
Unless they turn it into a zombie movie of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# They should totally do Psycho the musical.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Janet Leigh's boyfriend in Psycho was called Sam Loomis
Janet leigh is Jameie Lee Curtis' mum.
janmie lee Curtis was in Halloween, with Donald Pleasance, who's character was called Dr Loomis.

No hit TV shows here I'm afraid just an almighty show off
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I aint getting on no picket foo'!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# BA Jess makes it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hahahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# there's one of those teeny tiny vans that are as long as they are tall painted like that near where i live
makes me smile every time i see it.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# If you have a letter, and nobody else can deliver it, maybe you should hire...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# CAROL VORDERMAN!
No .... wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# GhostBusters!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Peter Mandleson!
oh actually no..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Wordy?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# yay. I love this.
hello b3ta, I has been away in scotland mostly drinking demon booze.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Demon booze?
Is that like normal booze but with more Occult value?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hadeseken
White Frightening

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Welcome back Mr Broon!
Did you have some proper bacon while you were back?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I had piles of it.
Fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# ha ha great stuff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
loving Jess at BA

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# yaay
ace
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# yay for minis
used to have one.....nice n nippy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I still have one
nippy indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Don't they have heaters?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I want one!
:D
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# holy fuck yes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Have you seen . . .
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# WOOd
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Esther Rolle, of 'GoodTimes?'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# He on drugs?
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# arf
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I'm not too sure if thats right
£790,053,749,990,124,000,000,000,000,000.00

That's a lot of money..
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# thats the same amount im going to make of my new nigerian friend
he emailed me the other day... seems he is the son of a former king...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# A stack of one pound coins ( 3.15mm) would be -
2,488,669,312,468,890,000,000,000,000,000 miles high.


Or take 432,458,867,065,939,000 light years to get to the end of it.


These are big numbers so I'm sure i've fucked them up.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# schoolboy error
a lightyear is a measure of distance, not time.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# 5,754,696,000,000 miles to the light year.
I would take that long in years to get to the end.

So maybe this

"Or take 432,458,867,065,939,000 years to get to the end of it at light speed" would have been better.

I didn't mention "Kessler runs" and "under 6 parsecs" so i think its ok some how.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] In his new wheels, Pat attempts to deliver the entire UK post single-handed!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Ohh that good
One letter at a time. No boot space.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Haha
He'd get another in the glove compartment
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# large:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Haha
Pimp My Pat!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# this is pretty much how the new postman pat series goes
FUCK! FARMER ETHNIC MINORITY NEEDS BUTTONS FOR HIS SCARECROW. NOW!

FUCK THE HELICOPTER! IT'S TOO CUNTING SLOW! WE NEED A FUCKING JET!

GO! GO! GO!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Pfft!
This is true of pretty much all remakes of old shows. Why are they all fucking CGI too?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Cheaper than stop frame I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# still it's better than when i were a lad
all we had was shit like 'why don't you?' and 'superted.'

and lest we forget. 'Byker Grove'

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# What you talking about?
Those were all fucking awesome! Also, we had Bucky O'Hare!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ok, Bucky o Hare was good
but i remember a lot of terrible BBC stuff with real children. All i wanted was cartoons.

And i fucking hated that on saturday mornings they would show half of x-men or spiderman then make you watch a hour of god awful live action shit in a studio before they would let you watch the second half. grrr. never forgive, never forget.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# This is true.
Do you remember The Biz?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# no, i had to go look it up. sounds awful
i do remember Press Gang, which would be of a similar vein. staring that guy in a wheelchair in Doom the movie and the shat upon daughter in Absolutely Fabulous.

i actually do know their names, but i prefer to think of them thus :)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Pfft!
Oh Man! Aquilla! Now that was an awesome show!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# actually. I really did enjoy this. It's pretty much every school boy of a certain age's fantasy isn't it
to stumble across a secret artifact able to grant great personal power.

does it end with them setting off into space? that's what i remember. but it must be nearly 20 years since it was on.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# SPECIAL DELIVERY SERVICE!
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA

"Mission Accomplished"


*pukes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# He'd a new Hip Hop theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# brillyant
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# *chips in for gas*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Bring back post horses!*


*Comes with free Consignia Glue(tm)
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# thats woo.
keep the foot still. The breathing is magic. cool.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# also:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# *Twitch*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# this is a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Who Decides Who Gets A Second Chance? I Do! Booya!
(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)

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