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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

Bankok Dangerous was utter pigsemen

though the bit where he killed the guy in the park was fucking hilarious.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

Seriously,

how do these morons end up broke?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

World Trade Center

Wicker Man
Ghost Rider

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

Just because they were shit,

doesn't mean he didn't get paid.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

I suppose that much is true

Guess I didn't think that one through, fuck it, he's still a cunt.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

This is a good question.

I would say he didn't invest, perhaps or get release residuals. It's about time that elites felt the pinch though...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

But if you have money in the bank,

it is not gonna be lost.

Surely he is one of the highest paid actors in the world? Which would suggest at least $5million a movie? Making 3 or 4 films a year? Sorry, no sympathy here.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

Me either

He lost it through his own stupidity I am sure. But ALOT of actors/actresses are getting the broked-ness. Perhaps if they didn't ask for exorbanant fees...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

I just don't get how you could possibly

spend that much money! Ever!

A lot of them claim that managers and accountants are screwing them but I'm sorry, if you're gonna let people other than yourself have complete control of your finances, you can't complain.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

Also true

Maybe they just didn't think about it?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

still would

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

was he claiming benefits illegally?

also woo, twas not trying to be rude, like!

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McBadger COW, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

and he's a forrin

and something about wheelie bins

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

I blame Maddie

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McBadger COW, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

Andy

You cut orf all your hairs, mate! Has it been that long since I've seen you? Crikes!

I dunno how it happened, and I really don't care.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

haha! um yeah, it was all getting very annoying

I dressed up as amy winehouse for halloween in a wig and everything. I might go for this look on a more permanent basis

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McBadger COW, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Nice!

Amy Winehouse is a T-Rex in a bra. AICMFP

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

you've been absent from these parts a while

scoopzilla and duke of prunes in the same week, grand!!

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McBadger COW, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

Oh the duke!

I do indeed miss you all, as it is difficult to keep up the funny without this place.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

such a pretty wife, Mr (former) President

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McBadger COW, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

Fuck!

I never really noticed how freaky his nose is!

images.darkhorse.com/covers/300/12/12696.jpg

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)

those things used to give me the biggest fear when I was little

now all I see is cocks :(

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McBadger COW, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

Alice? the Goon.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

Popeye was more trippy than

people give it credit for....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

Wimpey

-e

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

i will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

NOM!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ6xBaZ92uA

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

hahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

this also contravenes Nibus's Rule of Faceswaps

I will have to add a subclause about looking like Alan Curbishley

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)

what is this rule of which you speak?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

Rule?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

found it

b3ta.com/board/9706208

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

Is that Rebecca Adlington on the left?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

Whoa

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zoldergoose, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

hahah I only just worked out you did the heads, not just the faces

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

I had to redo most of the chandelier because of her hair being so much bigger than his

Uncooperative bitch.

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zoldergoose, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

This made me chuckle!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

ahaha!

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McBadger COW, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

oh good god!!

Lurch Clinton

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 2:14, archived)

Anne Diamond on the right

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

Banks in goal

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

That tie really brings out Hillary's eyes.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

george harrison?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

LOLZ!

thays got the same name!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

Is that Brian May?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9775782

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

I'll go with the fat head option

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)

Yeah,

I think Ted Danson was jealous that someone else with a fat head might be on the show.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

LOOK AT HIS EYES!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)

would

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

what's that shiny handle for?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

sexytiems

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)

it has been highly buffed

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

it needs to be to remove clinging juices

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

Caronla's pole dancing antics

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)

Hahahahaha!

That carla..She's hell,boy!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

OH COME ON B3TA!!!

She's hell,boy.....Hellboy!!!
Ron Perlman played Hellboy?!?!
Nevermind.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

symathy posts

*there there*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

Cheers dude!

*wipes tear*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

Bruce Lee wasn't in Cheers!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

the guy with an afro

always reminded me of Harry from harry and the hendersons, the bigfoot , anyone remember that show ? ? ?

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FIEND, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)

Yes.

I do.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

Yes,

There is a film of it too, starring John Lithgow.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

this is for helter zeltergiset

it would be nice if someone would do me an arts some day :((

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FIEND, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)

Is that supposed to say something?

Just askin', like

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)

VULVAL

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

That explains the spunking cock then

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

hahah eww

it says Z E L T E R - for zeltergiset

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FIEND, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

If you say so :)

Anyway, stop spraying on buildings and get a job, you layabout

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

GILTET

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

I can't read your arts :(

I would do you an arts, but my feelings have been hurt.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

That's pretty cool, dude.

Can I put it in my profile?

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zoldergoose, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

of course you can

ITS FOR YOU , do as you want with it

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FIEND, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

Also in the bottom right below the S is the Chinese for "big"

Fiendy knows me well. Ahem.

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zoldergoose, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

I just rubbed a load of Tiger Balm on my chest, arms and shoulders

I am now suffering from burney tingly cold sensations in massive quantities.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

That sounds awesome

rub some on ya balls.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

and anus.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

and inside your eyelids

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

I think we can all take away from this

b3tards can not be trusted with Tiger Balm or Deep Heat type products.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

Fucking no with bricks on top.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)

DO IT

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weaver., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)

fuck i hope to high shit you don't do something for me.

fucking hell.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

I loves these.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

divitos

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)

QUAAAAAAAAAIIIIIID!!!!!!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)

Redsushi?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)

Why don't you suck my balls fucknugget?

/ac

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)

cos you're to far away!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)

You dropped this....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)

Is that one of his balls or yours?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)

Probably his,

mine are a lot bigger and bouncier.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

suck my tiny chinese balls lound eye!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)

*starts reactor*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I like this as it is Danny DeVito! He was in the Hit TV Show Taxi :D I like the Hit TV Show Taxi!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)

your blog is shit

which is odd, because you aren't
well, except when you are

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)

Are you not a fan of Hit TV Shows?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)

it's more that 'pretending to be special' writing style

i find it annoying

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

I just made it for Flowerpot

because they don't have any Hit TV Shows in South Africa.

You don't have to read it :( I just ask that you're not mean :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)

i wasn't trying to be mean

although i admit calling it shit wasn't exactly encouraging

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)

I will stop my blog now :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)

haha

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)

Oh Soosh

Please don't get despondent.
I love your blog, I really do and anyone who doesn't is a smelly poo face.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

It's too late Pot.

I just put a new blog up for you and everything, but Mictoboy is just a big meany!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

*picks up dummy*

here, i think you just spat this

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

Can you get my toys while you're down there? ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

the look of utter disappointment makes this so cute

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

Ha ha ha!

The monkey thinks he's people :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)

Oh shit, that doesn't sound good

I thought he was "special".

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)

Blog = Closed :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)

Mardy bum!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

He is ...

I've met him.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)

^ innocently points and nods.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)

Blog = No More :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

Pussy.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

aw ! :(

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)

Although the internets are not real,

my feelings are :'(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

You're such a fagfaced meatstretching cockwasher!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

Cheers dude.

That really cheered me up :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

Anytime Bolo Yeung

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

I disagree

The blog is great.
I hope "Taxi" will appear.
I used to Love that Hit Tv Show!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

Sadly that won't happen now.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)

Rhea Perlman would

(or has, I assume)

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LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)

are they still together?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)

dunno

but neither has much in the way of options :)

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LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)

Rhea Perlman, who plays Carla in the Hit TV Show Cheers! is

married to Danny DeVito, who played Louie de Palma in the Hit TV Show Taxi.

They have children together so yes, they have had sex!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)

or fun with a turkey baster

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)

STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

bring back dawn syndrome, i say

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

who's she?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

b3ta.com/search/board?q=sue+drawbridge

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I must have just missed her.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

fuck! she makes me look normal!

sue drawbridge agrees with me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

ewww

not porn I would want to see

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LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

Holly!?

What the smeg?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

hahahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

*cough*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Proper LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)

brill

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

Adventures of Rabbi Rabbit

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LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)

Snoop Rabbi Rabbit?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)

Snoop Rabbit Dogg Rabbi

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LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)

Excellent.

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)

These boys never go on strike

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)

I keep getting the same MAIL!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)

So every morning you get your mail and shout "bindun!"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)

Arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)

haha

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)

Only if they're not bills...

(Poison-System-X, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)

And they will not stop!

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)

I like this

except it needs more sturdy girl :D

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McBadger COW, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)

doesn't everything?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)

I should have built a bigger bus :(

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)

i read that as bigger anus

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)

'savours mental image'

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McBadger COW, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)

oooh, yeah, savour it, bitch

*rubs nipples*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)

that too :*(

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)

forceps and a mallet

that's all you need

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)

I'm broke

blew all my cash on stirrups and a speculum, what was I thinking :(

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)

sexual gratification, perhaps?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)

It was a gift as it goes

"Hardly appropriate" were my mother's exact words :-/

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)

buy her flowers next mother's day

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)

This is gold!

*writes down*

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

mums-fussy fuckers.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

Welcome to the Hit TV Show Cheers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)

what are they doing on the set of Crown Court?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)

THAT'S THE BAR AT THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! YOU FUCK!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)

Is Brian May a patron then?

I'm confused

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)

you git.

www.b3ta.com/board/9779302

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spesh., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)

Luigi just came in for a pint

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)

And that's Norm.

And that's Carla.
And that's Sam.

Sam owns the bar Cheers in the Hit TV Show CHEERS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)

NOW I SEE

yes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

What the hell is Jimmy Carr doing there

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zoldergoose, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

That is not Jimmy Carr.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)

Woody fail

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

have you tried Viagra?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)

Is that your stage name?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

i prefer viagranol

the knock-out power of rohypnol, with enough viagra to keep him firm ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)

hehe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)

You genuinely are mental.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

yes. yes i am.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

Woody was not in every episode

so doesn't deserve to be in this photo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

Chigurh, Anton Chigurh. Do you know how he found you?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

He came up to my trailer?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)

Called a transponder.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)

Brain May was in Cheers?

never knew that.

(

spesh., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

That is Carla Tortelli!

She was fashion when this photo of the Hit TV Show Cheers! was taken!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)

No it's not.

It's Brian May. I should know.

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spesh., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)

I know it's him cos he built his guitar out of a fireplace.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)

He has a PhD in astrophysics, you know.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)

he does

he only did it after failing to find a course on Advanced Fireplace Instruments

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

carla tortellini?

i didn't know she was made of pasta!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)

Where everybody knows your name lalala *some other words that make up the song*

"NORM!"

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

YES!

That is Norm from the Hit TV Show Cheers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)

why does he look like Lon Chaney pressed against a window?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

he was photographed with his head in a beer glass as part of a bet

in which he won more beer but had to be taken to the hospital because he couldn't take the beer glass off his head... maybe

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

this is a part of the Lon Chaney story of which I was previously unaware

I am learning many things this evening

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)

there was once an old man who was x-rayed

with a jam jar up his arse

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)

I'd be impressed if he was a cockney ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)

i think he was american

it was in FHM

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)

That sounds like a better version of the nursery rhyme about an old woman who lived in a shoe

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)

there was a story about an old woman

in the same edition of FHM.
she went to the doctors, complaining of "green vines growing out of her virginny"
the doctor examined her and did, indeed, find green vines.
he also found the potato they were sprouting from.
when asked why she had felt the need to insert a potato, the crazy bint replied that it was to keep the devil out.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)

In this episode wasn't there more Diane and Cliff?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

Diane and Cliff were not in every episode of the Hit TV Show Cheers!

So they do not deserve to be in this photo.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)

Didn't I read somewhere that Norm was the inspiration for....

Morn in Star Trek DS9? He is a strange fish-thing who appears in (every? almost every?) many episodes, nearly always propping up the bar. Despite his many adventures, he never says a word (Morn, that is, not Norm) on screen, yet is often referred to as being a very social and talkative kind of guy.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)

I do not know.

As was pointed out earlier by Mu, I am a fraud as I have never seen the Hit TV Show Star Trek.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)

Then someone else will have to verify this fact..

..so that you know I am a truthful bun.

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)

Are you female?

If you are, I have no reason to not trust you. Only men lie.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)

Then I will admit to being female :)

But with a name like "bunnywuffles", would I be otherwise? :D

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)

That is why I asked.

If you were called Dave I would not have asked this question!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)

*changes name to Dave*

And now I have a TV channel all my own *muahahahahaaaaa*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)

hahahahahahah!

Laughing at you not with you!!

Jimmy Carr

Brian May

Alan Rickman

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)

"Sometimes you wanna go where everybody laughs at you"

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)

I love The Mighty Boosh.

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)

eels is on catch up on demand

watched it earlier

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)

Just finished watching it actually

It seemed funnier the first time round :)

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)

much like nanageddon

still, anything with tony harrison in it gets my vote

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)

You're a dick then.

THAT IS NOT A HIT TV SHOW!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)

WHERE'S THE FUCKING BEER YOU CRAZY SHIT?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

This photo was taken during

the short lived prohibition times in the Hit TV Show Cheers!

The prohibition lasted only 7 minutes. That is why this photo of The Hit TV Show Cheers! is so rare and valuable!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)

I'm disgusted.

They don't look like they're from Boston, where the Hit TV show Cheers was set.

They look like British.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)

The Hit TV Show Ally McBeal was also set in Boston.

Are you thinking of those people from Boston? The people from Boston in the Hit TV Show Ally McBeal are not the same as the people from Boston in the Hit TV Show Cheers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:23, archived)

SAM: COACH, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT CIGAR STINKS?

COACH: ARE YOU KIDDING ME, IT'S RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)

THIS IS A QUOTE FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS!

*sings*

Coach: Albania, Albania, you border on the Adriatic, your land is mostly mountain-ous and your chief export is chrome!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)

I don't believe that is from The Hit TV Show Cheers! at all

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)

Oh really?

I think you'll find it is my favourite bit of Coach from the Hit TV Show Cheers! ever!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrz1q_zk-SU

It is from the episode of the Hit TV Show Cheers! when coach went back to college and Sam from the Hit TV Show Cheers! went with him!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)

Coach is my favourite character from the Hit TV Show Cheers!

Only second to Diane and Carla, who also feature in the Hit TV Show Cheers!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)

Diane from the Hit TV Show Cheers! was played by Shelley Long.

She also appeared as Diane in the Hit TV Show Frasier, which is based on the real life escapades of Dr Frasier Crane from the Hit TV Show Cheers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)

OH FUCK!

NORM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING CARLA FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! NOW HE IS SAM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS!

SAM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING NORM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! NOW HE IS CARLA FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS!

CARLA FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING SAM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! NOW SHE IS NORM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)

It's a regular Boston Face Fuck

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)

KEEPS BECOMING CARLA FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING SAM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING NORM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING CARLA FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING SAM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING NORM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING CARLA FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING SAM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING NORM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING CARLA FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING SAM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING NORM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING CARLA FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING SAM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING NORM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING CARLA FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING SAM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING NORM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING CARLA FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! KEEPS BECOMING SAM FROM THE HIT TV SHOW CHEERS! 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(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)

Wasn't Norm in every series?

Please don't shout at me for my ignorance for I have yet to be fully up to speed regarding all matters relating to Cheers(!).
I am hoping that there is a website that will teach me all I need to know about Cheers(!) episodes.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)

I watched Cheers lots years ago when it was on years ago

Been to the actual bar too

looks totally different on the inside

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)

I'm sure Sushi will tell you all

you didn't want to know about it.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)

Hey Mstandot, Do you like Hit TV Shows?

You should read my BRAND NEW BLOG!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)

I shall read it immediatly

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)

Hello Pot.

Yes, Norm was in every single episode of the Hit TV Show Cheers!

Fact of the Day: In the Hit TV Show Cheers!, only 3 people appeared in every single episode! They were Sam Malone, played by Ted Danson, Carla Tortelli, played by Rhea Perlman, and Norm Peterson, played by George Wendt.

I like the Hit TV Show Cheers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)

Finished this a coupla days ago

and just found my camera.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

Bitchin'

now trim that facial monstrosity

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)

Leave my nose out of this, ya cunt!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

you know, you've got a bit of a timothy claypole look going on there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

Okay, okay!

I'll loose the beard.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

Just trim it,

it looks pervy.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)

It's just lazy beard

My lady and baby have been away for a week and I've not been arsed.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

Okay fair enough,

but please don't take anymore pictures of yourself until you've had a shave.

Edit: actually fuck it, do what you like...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)

I hope the borrowers tie every hair to pieces of string

and then stake them to the ground in your sleep. Then wake you up in
a viscious and threatening manner.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)

nah

just grow a beard on the rest of your face

then it'll look like your face is a single entity

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)

i never said it was a bad look

i have been known to do the horizontal rumba with a bloke who looks more like timothy claypole than you do

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

did he have a jingly hat?

details, details

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)

but i made other bits jingle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

Do you have a chart of Claypoolikeness

and would reaching the top score me an accumbent jig?

*googles jester costumes*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)

possibly

it would certainly earn you more sex

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)

Nice!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)

Thankyou sah!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)

You still haven't shaved!!!!!

/says a man with the beard....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

lo stan

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)

Evenin'

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)

Your beard

is gorgeous.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)

SKILLZ!

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

how did it come to this?

(

swifteh You want cheese on that?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)

i don't know what this is

but i like it

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

For a moment I thought he has mini-sheeps coming out of his trousers

this is hatstandingly good

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

cannot unsee

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

I thought it was crabs

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

if you've got crabs that big

entice them out with a bit of bacon

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

BACON+CRABS=LOGICAL APOCALYPSE

it says so here in the Daily Mail Book of Science

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)

i used to go crabbing as a kid

tie string to a stick, tie bacon to the string, dangle bacon in the water and wait. soon, you will have many crabs.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)

I am awarding this Educational Post of the Year

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)

yay!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

haha, it's true.

I will never see this picture the same again.

(

swifteh You want cheese on that?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

cor he's a hungry boy

tonight my gf made me two baked potatoes the size of a gorilla's fists - they were so tasty I called them POTASTOES

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

Oh hai Walrus Ma....WAHHHHHH?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)

GET IN MY BELLY!

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

This is charmingly nonsensical

Also: elbows!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)

That looks...

... a most unfortunate predicament.

I likes it

(Cloudane, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)

prodigy69- for you :D

cfb (84 kb)

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FIEND, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)

Very nice.

Are you picking members at random or is there some sort of application process I'm not privy to?

(

zoldergoose, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)

What?

Didn't you get the memo?

*shuns*

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

ooh ta :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

That's pretty

but underneath Prodigy69 it should say "Yer Maw!"

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

And "reposting cunt!" in the other corner? :)

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)

But of course

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)

the d looks like a bum

(

spesh., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)

or a mitten

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)

I think it looks like a dead oven glove

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)

PROBUMIGY

sorry prodge

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

or half a bone

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

it's political correctness gone mad

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)

This pops up on my phone everytime one of my best mates calls

As we played this for fucking hours/weeks/months back in the day :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

Marvellous!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)

i was going to do some levels

but i ran out of hummus

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)

wheeee!

this is pure, distilled awesome!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)

Hahaha! Superb!

Now do Jet Set CDC :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)

hehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)

Imagine my surprise when I found this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKCX1CeXIjA

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

Rabbit

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

YES! SQUASH THAT HOPPITY LITTLE FUCK!

you can't trust rabbits, they're evil.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)

aw, this one isn't evil :p

(gtfomh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)

it clearly is

it's turned that carrot into a sausage!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

no, evil would be turning a sausage into a carrot!

(gtfomh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)

i can eat carrots, i can't eat sausages

it's trying to kill me!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)

just eat them

they're delicious, and very under utililised.

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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

haven't eaten rabbit in years

makes a very rich and tasty stew

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)

Hairy Japanese Bastards

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)

hahahahaha!

what?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)

Not the clearest explanation but this should help :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_SAVHHGQzI

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

DON'T CALL ME LEN, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

christ, i shouldn't have put my headphones on, that nearly blew my eardrums out of my nostrils!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

YOU WILL ADDRESS ME BY MY PROPER TITLE, YOU LITTLE GOBSHITE!

I hope it was worth losing your ears for :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)

Weight for it binky . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)

I'm hunting wabbits

shhhhhhhhhhh...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

rabbrick

i like rabbit stew, altho best to start with a dead rabbit as they jump out the pot otherwise

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boff FL OZ, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

Who employed the rabbit as a labourer???

Hares make the best Hod carriers!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)

Noooooes!

Poor bun. Poor, poor bun. Poor buns everywhere.

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)

now there's a man with a lot on his mind

excellent, as always

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)

Haha

the little birds make it. And the single drip of melting reality.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)

you are terry gilliam

aicmfp

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boff FL OZ, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)

Matter over mind over matter . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)

Marvellous as ever sir.

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

New York state of mind?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

That's just wonderful

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

The world's first prototype hands free?

woo

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

Yay! I haven't seen one of your works in ages!

I love your style so much.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)

Very nice

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

Yay!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)

Wish You Were Here

(

ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)

judith chalmers is looking a bit rough

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

fuck, how do you do those so quickly?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

Practice.

Which you often provide excellent examples for me to use.
I'd do every one you post, but I also need to practice other
things too. Glad you've enjoyed the results. WOO MOAR etcetc. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

winner

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swifteh You want cheese on that?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

ace in the place

this is all coming along very nicely.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)

ooooooh

brilliant, as ever.

i second the gilliamesqe comment up there ^

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

Fuck fuck fuck

Walrus, I Would like to Buy this from you. Its fucking win win win.

Or I could scank it via a vector conversion and just blow it up.

(deko, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)

I love all of your art so very much.

Excellent.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)

If you strain too hard on the bog that's what happens to your head

Never mind your arse

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)

that brolly isn't giving much protection

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)

i like this picture

very much

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)

Nice mood image

but where did that nasty ride come from?

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LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)

that's no way to talk about my mother

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:59, archived)

*sigh* I thought I was being generous

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LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)

haha

she'd be glad of the company if the truth be told

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)

That's cool . . . rust never sleeps . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)

oh, that's nice

very post-apocalyptic industrial estate

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)

that's no way to talk about Birmingham

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)

i would talk about birmingham the way it deserves

but even i can't swear that much

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

Ooh, I like it!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)

Why is it always chocolate raining in your songs?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

my little orange people like it that way

DAMN YOU POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)

I like this

nice moody image

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)

This is very good, Paul_P. Very good indeed :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

thank you

its amazing what you can do with 7 or 8 source images

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)

Lipitoro

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)

thought I recognized her/him

Edit: apologies, this was larger than I remembered

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LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)

Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)

Sorry fella

but do not want... :(

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

Christy fuck!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

Lipitoro Suction !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

Colon Openbracket.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)

This surely:

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)

Ooh, the twirly moustache sad face

Sadness with villany

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)

No, it's the cleft smiley!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)

anyway, no need to be sad...

the source image kid is white - therefore 99% + likely to have had simple cosmetic surgery, which will mean that it is now virtually undetectable...

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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

Yer a wizard Harry!

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)

bbwwarrrrgh!

(

LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

was she/it

in Bladerunner?

(

The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

Right on the edge |

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)

The still of that works on it's own.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

Still Works . . . great title for a book !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)

Paul Mcartney?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)

Niece Paula . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:52, archived)

this is beyond strange

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)

Early modern blung !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)

I don't know why, but this reminds me of a pencil sharpener

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)

Take'm down to the nub . . . she will !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)

That is quite the awesome

QUITE THE AWE_SOME!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)

Out to rage us !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)

delightfully surreal

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)

The way of it as it is when it was . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)

(dr_weird, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)

Hell, what was that game?

I seem to remember playing it.
Edit: Oh, and welcome to b3ta btw, have a muffin, or bread based snack of your choice :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)

Jungle Hunt?

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)

*that might be it*

(plus I must remember to save "jungle hunt" in my fake Cockney ryhming slang list)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)

It is Gareth

you Gareth.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)

pitfall?

(

McBadger COW, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)

Correct!

(dr_weird, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)

Pit Hunt?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)

Savory Estonian pancake?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

*googles*

ooooh they sound nice :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)

speak english man

its savoury

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)

OK dude.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)

i want one :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)

When Harry met Magnet?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)

Manic Miner

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)

i loved that game!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)

It was super-awesome.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)

i had it a while ago

on one of those joystick things you plug into the t.v.
it ate all my batteries, then died.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)

I have a speccy emulator thingy

All of the games!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

even punchy and disco dan?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

Probably

I was just going to have a look at it,but have mis-placed it.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)

find it and play it!

you can't let something like that just go to waste!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)

Jetpac is still my favourite game

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)

Ha! Nice one!

Welcome!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)

Gentlemen,

BEHOLD!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)

Pffft!

Marvellous!

Welcome noob!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)

Pity the fool . . . yes it is a pity !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)

yep, this is awesome :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)

Excellent

welcome

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)

haha

(gtfomh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)

a tuesday, a noob AND a good post?

flee! the apocalypse is upon us!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)

pitfall ftw!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)

seemed reasonable at the time

(

LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)

RACIST!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)

wut? Some of my best friends are fat ladies

(

LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)

But Whoopi is poo coloured!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)

SHITIST!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)

Nah, there's people worse than me!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)

I give that

seventy four out of twelve on the scoville scale.

(nd1001 slamdunked my funk, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)

haha nicely

if whoopi goldberg married peter cushing...

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)

hahaha

(

LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)

the original name she chose was actually whoopi kushon

but she realised she wouldn't be taken seriously, so she picked goldberg instead.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)

that's at least four arses!

there should be more flappage per goldberg.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)

I also counted four

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)

didn't want to go overboard on realism ;)

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LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)

That was the correct decision :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)

agreed :)

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)

loud and obnoxious.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)

for a moment

i thought that the bits out the back of her arse was some sort of prolapsed anal passage....

(

moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)

probably just a mindset? :D

(

LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)

Sorry to TJ but Mr Toast seems to have vanished

Has our Dixon left B3ta. If so WHY?

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)

Dixy comes and goes.

ButI bet he's always watching.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)

Aaah phew

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)

I can smell it comin' in the air tonight . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)

good nose, bloodhound ;)

(

LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)

*sniffles*

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)

haha argh

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)

It's sausage week apparently...

(barzo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)

Haha

my cousin likes that show. When she's older I'll use this to destroy her childhood. ^_^

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)

Poor Peppa :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)

Mmmm...Pork!

...Bacon
...Ham

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)

that's some good lurking...er...

....bacon!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)

I've had b3ta apathy lately

and no pic ideas,so I was going to slip away slowly weening myslef off.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)

".. slowly weening myself off."

pfft.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:22, archived)

~~eening~~ anking

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)

Yep....

as soon as I pressed enter!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)

Please don't go Stan :(

I like you.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)

here here

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)

I probably won't.

Just not been on much lately and not really missed it.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)

Is it because I have been pwning the front page? ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)

What was that?....

"Bumming the mods??"

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)

Not to my knowledge,

but I do drink a lot....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)

Of course the novelty wears off after, ooh 5 or 6 years

but you can never leave and well you know it.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)

I've been too busy as well

But I do need some hummus!!

I keep getting ideas, but not writing them down!!
Then when I have time to make them I've forgetten what they were!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:35, archived)

Somewhere Joel is salivating like mad

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)

I thought he was on beef now :D

(gtfomh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)

Ah excellent, that will make my trip to Cowman's even better

Bacon and egg sausage anyone?

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)

Not a butchers,...not even a pork butchers...But a SUASAGE SHOP

You know, it makes sense...sausage heaven awaits within :D

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)

I haven't been there in ages

We have a menu pinned up on our kitchen noticeboard, and I have been drooling in anticipation of going this week

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)

Ah Man!

Please to send me some Wild Venison, Wild Boar and Bacon and Egg ones to London please!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)

Oh Maaaaaan!

lololol

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You fuck :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)

Clitheroe

remind's me of Fanny legend..
not too far from me that, must pay them a visit.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)

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