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# bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Argh! Teh ghosts of riders!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)
# He's got no front wheel... 0_0
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Hop on and wheelie ghost for it !
dddddddddddddddddddddddddd . . .
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Shaken, not steered.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)
# name/nature
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# What a fucking meany!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# bravo!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# What a Colm!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# you colm like you see 'em?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:29, archived)
# i thought he sais sperm for a minute
the nasty mean cunt
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
# no,so,no.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:55, archived)
# What an utter O'Brien!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)
# apparently this is very true
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] It could work
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
Selina!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# WIN!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)
# 177 frames? Is that a record?
Also - woo!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Many, many frames
and still it wouldn't tween properly.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:54, archived)
# hahaahah
:D this is fab, you can has a click
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Cheers
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:55, archived)
# poor tanya
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I know. Sarah's a slut.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)
# this...now.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)
# 100 points for effort!
That's great :)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Cheers Barb :)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Poor Chris is prison :(
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Fantastic Idea
Well done.

Woo!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:55, archived)
# A sure fire winner
Have a click.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# you win.
brilliant.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:41, archived)
# No reason


December 18th 1903

The day after pioneering powered flight, the Wright Brothers invent lost luggage.


:-)

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:41, archived)
# :)
bindun- By heathrow. ;)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
# needs more "Terminal 5"
:)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I knew I had one somewhere...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
# it's not lost...it's right there!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Damn you, Obi...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# NONONONONONONO
Data was in Trek, not Wars.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Yeah, even I knew that!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Star Trek Wars
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:21, archived)
# That is a great show/movie/infectious disease.
I have just finished watching the whole of the first series of The Thick of It back again. I had forgotten how many references there are to nonces in it.

Ironylols!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I watched episode one of the new series last night
loltastic.

"I AM BENT"

hahahaha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Best series yet IMO.

Sorry, I didn't have time to fuck the t's and fist the i's!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
# We could do a quiz
Trek or Wars.

Well, when I say "we", obviously I mean someone else
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I reckon,
that despite my lack of first hand knowledge I would still do quite well, thanks to the collective geekiness of this place ^_^
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Sir, I take that as an insult
*Runs away crying, wearing space invaders t-shirt*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Awwww,
sorry dollsnatch.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Man up etc?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Nope.
I'm being nice today.


You pussy ;)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Good, I was going to sadface and everything
Edit: really sadfacing now :'(
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
# See edit ;)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Terrible bullying
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# LOL!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)
# what an annoying gif
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)
# would it be image based with things zoomed in?
or text based?
Sure I could knock one out for tomorrow
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Phwoarrrr!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yesterday I got "You haven't spoken to her in a while!" about her.

I thought, of course I fucking haven't! She isn't fucking real!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
# *slaps*
YOU KNOW I'M FUCKING REAL YOU UNCARING BASTARD
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
No you're not. You're a sad Northern John Goodman lookalike! ;)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Who's John Goodman



(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
# ^THIS????



(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Using two browsers would be quicker ;)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Huh what?


(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# He looks nothing like John Goodman
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Er yeah he does!
Do you know why? Coz I said so :P
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Oh, ok
Who do I look like?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I don't know.
I have not seen a picture of you that I recall.

However, if I were to guess, I would guess like this!

newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44635000/jpg/_44635769_nmetsu_bbc_512i.jpg

Am I close?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I really liked your voice work on
Penny Crayon!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Spot on!!


(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Fuck yeah :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I see how it is, ganging up on me now... :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
# she has no mouth?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
# she has groinmouth
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
# so would she see a gynocologist or a dentist
sorry if ive spelled gynocologist wrong
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Cheeky re-post time!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha
see?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I was expecting Mushroom to join in as well
He made some good Trek puns if memory serves me right.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Stupid old man.
Hey - can I be the first to say this compo is crap.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I said it was "uninspiring" last thursday
So no.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Racist.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
# stop with the hate crimes
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Stop confusing me.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)
# *toys with emotions*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hand willy!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
# What the?
What gives? There's no magenta..
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
# ding ding
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)
# band of super mario bros. lulz
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
# He is wise!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)
# this is out of order! :D

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *snigger*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Sracist!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)
# lol
and lol again
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:49, archived)
# These are . . .
/pedant


(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)
# "All your base are belong to us"
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)
# obiwan!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
Is that Russel Crowe?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# ...

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Im bored at work so I put this together
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I see.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# FAKE!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
# REAL!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# its very nice!
:)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Zippy code to replace postcode...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I hear he's got a big red one
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:39, archived)
# looks like a cock
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
# If your cock looks like that I think you can make a fortune with it.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# HE HAS TARGETS FOR EYES!!!!!!!!!!!





(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Stan, shefbash, see calendar
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# seen it, signed up
but depends on funds.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Roger that
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# *watches*
*films*

Profit!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Shut up I'm not a for eyes
And anyway you're a spazmo.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Four eyes??
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
Blind. James Blind.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# that is wonderful
Needs more liver tablets :)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Looks like a Pez dispenser.
The missus has one of them. The sweets taste like batteries.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# That's a vibrator
and those actually are batteries
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Someone has to make a real one of these and put it out on the street!!
CLICKS!!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Jedward, massively homoerotic incest boys
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# They look like the unholy offspring of Bros and Rick Astley
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Six points for correct use of the word
"unholy".
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
# YAY!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I missed this Bunker episode
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)
# just a light trim over the ears
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Ian Hislop?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I thought that too.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# noop
just some sauce Rabbi
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Grrr...wude boyz
ohh, tickle my biscuit
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Fluffy
lovelies =)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Awwww, Kittuns!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Awww, kitties
is that a bush baby?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# A teeny, tiny,
MOUSE LEMUR!!! One of gods greatest creations me thinks...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Awww
me wantee
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwww!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Fluffeh!
Much approvals.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# *_* *_*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] post office of the future

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
This rocks my world
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Where was he going to send it to?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# mars
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# takes about two weeks.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# how long?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Fuck it - Strike.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
and yay for unexpected scanners

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# haha rank!
:D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahaha...
You win sir!! :)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha




(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Lols
galores =)s
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I really hope royal mail don't fuck up my delivery of MW2 :(
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# omg
the mere thought of it...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I see Game
are offering free courier service for it now

I've got to wait until next weekend before I egt my grubby mitts on it, but I'll round a mates on Tuesday to have a taster
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Ooh goody...
...me can't wait mate!! :)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Yeah, I pre ordered off game today
My mate said that they usually turn up early, ie a day or 2 so hopefully it'll come on monday, if not tuesday is all good :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Is that
Chorlton Post Office in Manchester?

AICMFP
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Awesome
I watched this last night. I'm waiting apprehensively for news of the remake.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# hahah fuck yes!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:28, archived)
# funny
i was going to use her for the mail challenge, couldnt really make the 'two weeks' work due to my limited brain power.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Hmm....



Shirley Mustapha?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ?? michael mcintyre
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# *hint* Host of MTW, not panelist...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I know that.
looks more like MM
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Look almost exactly like his sister!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# The Wee!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Dahra
the Explarah
*sounds scouse
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I love Dara the Explorer :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
Loved his rant about shoe shops on Qi (Dave repeat) last night.
I feel his pain
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Return to sendaaaaaa!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Hehe


(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# TWO WEEKS
pfft
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
it does suggest it got somewhere in the fist place though:p
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Wootive!
Get you ass to the postal depot
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# see you at da sorting office, Richter!
Baby, you make me wish I had THREE post bags!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I have a ledder that neeeds toe goe to Marrzz
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# OMG!!! Arnie Wednesday!!!
i just posted a total recall!!! hahaha!

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I should work in advertising...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha
so gonna to get caught!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# There is so much about this that I love...
It's about 17 different kinds of ace!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# If it was my kid that cat would be dead by now.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# if it was my cat, that kid would be dead by now
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# If it was my dead, that kid would be my cat by now
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# be by cat dead if it kid my now that was would
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# cheers.
I like that he never stops.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# It's mesmerising...
but I like to see children being pwnd by cats, there's that quite famous clip of a black cat jumping out of some bushes and knocking over a toddler...fanferkingtastic.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# So wonderful
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Again. So, so sorry!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# my dad once confused that for toothpaste
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Licky he didn't have any anusole
lying around then!


EDIT: There's always the urban myth/legend of the guy that turns up to a student partly and start amning unwanted advances and gropes towoard the girls. So when he passes out drunk some people pull his trousers down, wipe deep heat around his bum and leave condoms with salad cream in round the bed for him to wake up to.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I do wonder what happened to preparation A B C D E F and G!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Gaemorrhoids aren't such a common complaint these days.

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Last seen
fighting with Godzilla on Monster Island I believe
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Says you!
My gaemorrhoids are giving me bloody murder! Obviously H does nothing as it score two higher in Scrabble!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ahahaha
that will shrink its' pink pencil sharpener.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# hahahaha!


(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Yep, that cat's going to end up with a sore arse alright.

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# O__O
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Fluffy!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# He's baaa-aaaack
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Yes, yes, of course!
Two fresh herring, some cream, and a cozy rug. And put the fire on, yes.
Anything else? Fine. No problem. No problem at all.

*comes out of trance*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I'm so, so sorry...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hello chap
how's things?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Bad insomnia atm
so zombified at work.

Howz you diddling?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# keeping busy
but not getting much success from it
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Well as long as you're still doing images with willys on
that's the main thing.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# There
is no forgiveness, only space on the bus.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# he's great in Zombieland
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I can say I was one of his orginal fans (not that I'm a fan of anyone)
I saw him in a travel show in about 93 and though he was funny as fuck.

His stand up is outstanding though:)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# it still says 'Alien' on the bottom part...FAKE!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# perhaps you need to pay a deposit to get in the cinema?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Well that's obviously what I shopped
IT was a clever play on the film Alan!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# oh, now i get it.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# At least we now know where X Box 360 nicked their logo from!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# yeah... Marvel's X-MEN logo.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Don't you mean Disney's XMen logo?:P
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Stan Lee's Comics Inc.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha!
Woo.
Can't find my woody so have my lion.....
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# pfft

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Hehehehe
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Ha!




(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ooh, I want a Lion bar now
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# ++Fluff

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Surely the tagline should be...
In Kenya, no one can hear you scream...........?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# oive heard he's a roight bastard
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I find it hard to believe Sir Stephen of the Fry would hang out with arseholes.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# No, he hangs out of them
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# No hangs in them?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# hahah!!!

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Eee spicy...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I have no idea but he does look overdone
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# oooh that's making me hungry
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Looks a bit like
Roy "Thats Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight" Walker
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# haha
did you see him on Come Dine with Me?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# bah
didn't know he was on. Am a fan of Roys shouting I am.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# it'll be on 4OD I expect
in fact he is funnier than Chris Moyles is on Radio 1 and he's not even there
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# has he channeled Jackson yet? have I missed it?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# You missed an awesome event!
MJ himself manifested, sang a medley of his greatest hits, backed up on vocals by Jim Morrison and Mama Cass.

/didn't see it
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# nope it's not been on yet
edit

friday sky1
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# ta, might be worth taping and fast forwarding through
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# mary loves dick!


if only he'd get 'possessed' and do the moon walk
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# *prays that he starts spouting "Michael loves children" in his mental scouse accent*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# He's about as psychic as deep-fried Indian food, certainly
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# ^this
i put him on a par with door to door salesmen who con old ladies.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# The classic incident...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# you spared his nose and hands...how nice of you.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Playing with effects
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Nice effect
Now I want to see Mongychop's Dora...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Isn't it illegal to post that now, or something?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# have mine instead

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha OK!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# it was originally linked to a BBC story about Mexican illegal immigration into the US
but that's not important right now
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# in Australia having the picture on your HD can get you arrested
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# in Soviet Australia etc...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# this one?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# WTF
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# ha!


and also NSFW these days
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# agreed that the link is nsfw
but I clicked on it anyway...
now everyone looking over my shoulder that just walked off is giving me funny looks and pointing from across the room
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
# You should never browse b3ta in PC world :(
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# or toys r us
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
# yes
that's the ...er... chap
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# DORAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# "Bang! and the Dora is gone"



(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Dora the Exploder?
what next? Swiper - no wiping?

hehe
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Dora the Exploder
She's a member of the Basque Separatist Group ETA, I believe
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha
with Swiper the Sniper
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# You Know Too Much
and Benny the Bullet
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# and backpack and map just as themselves!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# :D
We're on to something here...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Never trust travelling salesmen
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# its too orangy for crows
its just for me and my dog!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Ki
ooooooooora
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# racist!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# bad penguin coming...
...(love these).
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Threadjack as it's not worth it's own thread
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Not shreddies then?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# It's Carbonara
because he always used to say 'Sayonara, Turtles'
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Yes but he's called Shredder.
The cartoon villian opposed to identity theft.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I know
but he says 'Sayonara, Turtles', not 'Keeps hunger locked up 'til lunch. Boom-diddy-boomboom'
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Ha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Oooo
I could really do with a plate of carbonara about now.

I like pasta.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# You must be a girl
Are you a girl? Are you?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *checks*
Which is the one with the danglies?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# This is sinister
Why is the penguin wearing a hat? Why has the rabbit had a blue rinse? What has the rabbit just buried, so far from civilisation?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I didn't know it was a penguin.
How did you know it was a penguin?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# If it walks like a penguin ...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# might be cyclic
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# It looks like a penguin
And penguins are inherently sinister.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Nonsense, you just have to meet the right sort

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# ...give them a break.......... they're trying...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# This is absolutely ace.
Nearly as ace as lesbians, in fact.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Very pleasing to the eye.





(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# LOVELY
click click lcik

little bunbun
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)
# One's mother won't die.....
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# omg
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
and yet more life is breathed into it :)

Facebook keeps telling me I should poke her, by the way. Filth!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Facebook has taste.




(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# what does it taste of?

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Lemons and Jizz
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Most popular flavour of fruit polo
ever
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I
concur
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# who?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Tamara Raines
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Weather bitch
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Tamara Raines....
She's on facebook.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# oh jesus!
hahahahahahahah!!!!! :D

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
Top one!

*puts in tributes folder*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# >.< Ace
Memes as adaptable as this one will never die

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Jesus
fucking
Christ


That is all.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Wahey!
Nice one Matt
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Cheers Dude.




(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Oof! and yet haha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha
superb
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
Aw, look at his ickle face!

Wotcha fella!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Noon Sah.


(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# :/... :) ... :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# its hard not to fucking like these!
lol
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# ...i know... they express more than i ever could.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ZOMG you found a new one!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# :D



(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# And with one fell swoop.
Mstandot was back at the top of the spanging pile :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Hehehehe
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaahahahaha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# arf-tastic!
In fact: princely.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers
.

My latest project: short story audio books. They're free to download, but you do have to register in my shop to get them (though you can type in any old nonsense into the form if you want).

A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81

Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
#
someone say something
*shoves theoriginalsteve forward*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Don't touch me.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# oh NOW you're all "don't touch me"
I gave you the best years of my life and this is how you repay me
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *jiggles for old times sake*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *cries and masturbates*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# the best type of masterbation
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Best of all the pasttimes.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# *click*ed :D
I still love these :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# awww
poor old death
: D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# These really are fantastic Mata!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
oh hell, I forgot all about the audio books... Dammit. I WILL remember to download them tonight!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# :)
And that's why I plug my projects for weeks - everyone forgets about the daytiem decisions as soon as they get home from work!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# *relates*...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# awww.
Oh, by the way, have you been bombing around Paradise City?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)

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