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# 'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Ents!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Yes they are!
/coat

EDIT: Ooops! Woo! to the piccy


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Fsck that for a shortcut!

Awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Grumpy tree is grumpy.
Woo, and 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ha ha, that is brilliant
I can't work out if they will eat me, or just "harrumph" at me as I walk past and make rude snide comments about the length of my hair, and if I know what hard work is, and how it was all better in THEIR day....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
# :D
Makes me think of Pratchett and his counting pines...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)
# which book are they in?
Only really likes / have read the AM City Guard books.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# That's Reaper Man I think
The Watch series are my faves too. They so need to be made into films.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# noooooooooooooo
most books are just better in ones heads and should stay there
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# coool :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)
# >:(
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I thought I'd get up early on Monday morning and get cracking on a german essay
Instead all I have is 50 words of English notes, a blank word document, and a picture of Hitler with a robot exoskeleton
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# A+
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Danke.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)
# What's the essay?
Need any help?

In other news, I have a shitload of German books I'm trying to sell. I got them from a bloke who did a house clearance, and who had absolutely no idea what any of them were.

There's loads of books on politics, the third reich, philosophy, and for some reason, Ostpreussen.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Cheers, but it's just research I wasn't expecting to have to do.
Books sound fairly interesting, but I'm skint and the textbook for this course was pricey enough D:
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# fairy nuff
Alles Gute with the essay
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Morning chap...
How was the rest of Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Pretty good
Drunk enough to dance, but not so much that I still caught my 9.20 train.

And the crackheads weren't too bad, that's always a plus.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Were you stopping in that dodgy hostel?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Yeah
Won't be going there again
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Mornin', you two!
Sounds like things got much more lively after I left.

I detect a correlation.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Dunno - I was in the early bath brigade too...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
Course you were.


Not that I could slap your forehead without the aid of a stepladder...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Waka waka :p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# This is pretty good!! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Stock Photo Spotting
Watching this week's Monk, I yelled at the telly when they used a stock photo which stuck out like a sore thumb.

What was amazing, was that almost the same stock photo was then used in this week's episode of Fringe. Ho Ho. I lightened (yes there is a t missing in the caption) the Fringe one beacuse it was very dark when it was on my screen. SEE:

Stock Image Fun

Yes, I'm a twatting nerd for even spotting this, let alone mentioning it. Leave me alone.
(frannkrabbit I don't have a sig, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I'm sure some trolls will be along shortly to tell you to fuck off or something
But I rather like these little insights into TV secrets. Please keep up the good work, and send my love to Uncle Jack.

edit: needs more "t" in "lighened"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:02, archived)
# ^This.
Maybe you should have stuck it in an existing thread or something, but meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I'm guessing its very late where you are
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Wow ... er ...
Next you'll be telling me that television programmes are commissioned for ratings not artistic content.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Now that's just crazy talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:13, archived)
#
I didn't say I thought it was an atrocity that these shows were using stock photography, I merely thought it was a nice coincidence they were using the same (albeit slightly different) stock shots in the same week.
(frannkrabbit I don't have a sig, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:15, archived)
# It's not that uncommon
when you've watched as much bad TV and movies as I have you often see the same stock footage popping up all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Or the Wilhelm Scream
my personal favorite
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
# \o/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YDpuA90KEY
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Thats just the tip of the iceberg
I'm sure most Arnie films use AWS at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Wilhelms ftmfw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Well spotted...but...
how can I say "Who gives a shit?" in a way that doesnt make me sound like a big fat meanie...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
#
Who gives a shit about anything at any time.
That's the main thing.
(frannkrabbit I don't have a sig, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Congrats on your first post anyway
Took you long enough!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:32, archived)
#
Is this my first post? Cripes.
I'm sure I'd posted here before. I know I have...how odd.
Last time I was going to post something I did, I found someone here had posted it already, so I didn't have to.
(frannkrabbit I don't have a sig, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Well I'm impressed, and it's a picture/s,
so feck to the board nazis I say! Good eye!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:33, archived)
# stock images on tv are far more rare than them annoying stock sounds
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Ah, but did you hear a Wilhelm scream?
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Well, I'm impressed.
And blergh to all the whingers. This isn't badly shopped pr0n or any of the recent trollcrap so a big ol' NER as well.

A good observation and very interesting it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# One (chuckle) Vision

'ning all....

(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Is this just fantasy?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Doesn't really matter... to me....
(to you, to me, to you...)
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:10, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:11, archived)
# it's a kind of magic
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:11, archived)
# hahaha
this explains a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace.

Their drummer is such an old man now - I watched them doing a live song the other day, and I was certain he was going to pack up halfway through the song.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:12, archived)
# It might actually be for the best.
Queen without Freddy is like Weetabix without sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Oh this is making me smile
Very muchly.

Please have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:08, archived)
# :o
(Ogster, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Isn't that the Sliders font?!
/geek
(__, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:37, archived)
# yup
and yup :D
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I haven't watched that in years
Is Dot still alive?

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:03, archived)
# That
is a matter of opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:05, archived)
# An acceptable answer
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:06, archived)
# She was out of it for a while
getting her kit off in the west end production of Calendar Girls.

I did not see it btw
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I'd love to see Dot totally nude
My dick would go brown, shrivel and drop off like an autumn leaf and I could then concentrate on other things than sex and wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Still, i bet she knows her way around a...
..erm, packet of ciggys
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:14, archived)
# This is a fluffy post.
I have a puppy that who likes to bite the shit out of my hands and is very fluffy. I haven't thought of a name yet and thought you guys might like to suggest some.

Here he is :D




Pup and Uncle Dog
(maninthespoon, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 5:43, archived)
# Bruce Wayne
Because he has the sign of Batman on his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 5:50, archived)
# Shit-Head

That is my favourite dogs name...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 6:36, archived)
# Ha Ha
I knew some goths in Gloucester that had a dog called shit head
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:29, archived)
# More like the crow symbol say I
Hence Eric?

Actually that's not a great name for a dog. Half-a-bee maybe, but dog, no.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:44, archived)
# you should call it BRYANT-JOHNSONMARK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Gordon Brown
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 7:08, archived)
# aww, you should call him Tyson
Slight TJ: Nick Griffin is on the breakfast show

(click for bigger)
(Peter_G, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 7:11, archived)
# is he visiting that flooded out village on a humanitarian trip?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:25, archived)
# The face markings make me want to call it "Badger".
Cute pup.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 7:19, archived)
# Well so long as we're postin pics of our fluff, here's my recently acquired ex-stray cat Torchie:

yes his leg is poorly in this pic but he's a lot healthier after his rather expensive visit to the vet (and hence why we adopted the fecker!)

*edit* Oh and you should call him Syndrome, so you can shout 'Down Syndrome!!' at every opportunity!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 7:21, archived)
# wow
is he a vicar?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Possibly
he does like bells & boys
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:36, archived)
# happy cat
is happy
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Currently in receipt of petting, so yes,
a very happy cat!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Death, Destroyer of Worlds
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 7:24, archived)
# Keith, Destroyer of Slippers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Roarshach
He's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 7:32, archived)
# This
(waxdart hello., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Call him
Shit Machine
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 7:58, archived)
# Lazer Wolf
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Scatmuncher
seeing as he likes to bite the shit out of your hands
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:24, archived)
# Call it Badger
as it has a badgers face.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Trevor
Mike
Nigel
Mervyn
Brian
Stuart
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:28, archived)
# WAILAAPOYD....
Or failing that, DOG.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:36, archived)
# The Hound of Doom
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Mel C
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:41, archived)
# O_O
want

edit: Name? oh, er, how about "Spunky"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:03, archived)
# He is just beautiful and now I want another puppy.


Biscuit says what about Star. Or failing that, Fang.

Or Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:25, archived)
# he looks like a nugget :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# All dogs should be called syndrome
telling them to get down off things in public is such fun.
(waxdart hello., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# PEANUTS
what a cutie : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Call him joleon lescott
They've both got the forehead thing going on
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] how tsunami's happen


off to hull i go !
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 3:09, archived)
# seems plausible to me
certainly more believable than continents moving around
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 4:18, archived)
# You can get special pants for that
...sorry.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:16, archived)
# lacist
(JoePesky, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Brilliant
And true.
(gijoel, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
# just finish 1 gig ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:50, archived)
# i would've punched the dickhead who threw the bottle
and then left without saying 'goodnight'
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:46, archived)
# lol, wimp
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I had a curry so I drewed my tastebuds
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Is the exit to be illustrated as well?
A ring of rather irritated hemorrhoids all screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:38, archived)
# It was as if a million hemorrhoids cried out...
... and were suddenly silenced.
(Jokel, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:50, archived)
# This is fucking fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I woke up with an early morning jima and just had to share this
(eBay-ta support safety zones for traumatized zombie babies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:04, archived)
# was thinkin of that earlier
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Hahaha
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# The latest series of Ray Mears bushcraft has let standards slip a little
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:03, archived)
# he looks like he is doing a trump
(JoePesky, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:09, archived)
# he might be
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:12, archived)
# dropping a log also
(JoePesky, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:20, archived)
# NOOOOO!
Mr Tumble would never survive in the wild!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:27, archived)
# I'm erm sorry.... no I'm not. I'm bored and watching NFL so fuck it
(JoePesky, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)
# truly inspired
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:35, archived)
# pfft
reminds me of my door related postery
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:02, archived)
# hahah
I like this
(JoePesky, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:08, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:09, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 4:24, archived)
# hahahaha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Looks like a good night for a l'il statutory rape
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Haha, "statu"tory rape
(I like this. Especially the one in the bottom middle)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)
# This is the only way I've figured out to show SFW tits :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:11, archived)
# How entertainingly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:13, archived)
# *sticks a groat in his stocking*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)
# phwoooar
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:18, archived)
# oops meant to edit in this shit joke
those lasses won't rape him, they're clearly armless

/coat

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:18, archived)
# 'armless, Mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I just only hope these punters are getting legless....
(JoePesky, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:31, archived)
# mmm, then wouldn't they leave trails like slugs?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:34, archived)
# skid and jizz marks all the way home
EEW !
(JoePesky, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:41, archived)
# easier for hounds to track
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:42, archived)
# can't beat a good stink hound on the track of a legless statue bleeding shit and jizz.
I hear springer spaniels are the weapon of choice
(JoePesky, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I'll write that down :p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:46, archived)
# hahaha!
this is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ROCKY!
JANET! DR.SCOTT! JANET! BRAD! ROCKY! UHH!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Hey guys, I am a friendly otter

I blew 'im up. Just cos I could.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:02, archived)
# It doesn't have a particularly friendly face.
More of an "I'm about to claw your eyes out" expression. good thing you blew him up when you did. Could've been nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:14, archived)
# KABOOOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)
# How could you!?
I mean how can you? I'm interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)
# magic and leather :D
and a smidgen of after effects
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I blew my dog up using the same Andrew Kramer technique
you could do with some motion blur on the particles.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 6:34, archived)
[challenge entry] why doess noo onee hellp me??

filename for ris
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Circle of life.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Oh look dear, that man has such a realistic elephant hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# What does "ris" mean?
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# This one still smells of hope and innocence.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Corrupt them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
# You're just as green.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Even so, corrupt this person :D
EDIT: Greener
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)
# it involves buggery
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:04, archived)
# do you have a place where i could look at all the b3ta graffiti in one go?
they're wicked. edit. al the tags of b3ta peoples names i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:56, archived)
# erm
try search, its near post a new message
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)
# cool
i was going back through your posts to see them. i like the idea of them all in a big wall.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:02, archived)
# All picture posts.
www.b3ta.com/search/board/36999/pic
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:12, archived)
# wicked cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:20, archived)
# i wouldnt
because they arent yours :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:25, archived)
# cool.
if i could give you back the experience of having seen them i would.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I finally figured out how to draw a circle in photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
# There are at least four ways to draw a circle.
Round marque, pathtool, selection painting with round brush, and using a bullet from a dingbat font.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I used "STROKE PATH"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# OO ER
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I like the old round marquee >
stroke

bit shit on the anti aliasing but then I hate paths in photoshop. A nightmare if you're used to illustrator.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Ive got a 5th one
Distort Polar Coordinates. The size of the circle depends on how high up the page the line is.
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)
#
Shouldn't the perspective render it oblate AND trapezoidish rather than round? Ahh well - you're nearly there.
(Benzyl, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:59, archived)
# It looks exactly as I intended it to. I fail to see where I have left to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 3:01, archived)
# 'dun did drawinz
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Harry needs a hat gag.
Or a shutthefuckupio spell.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# hahaha
i love it :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# He needs a new hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I didn't think it was his hat anyway.
If I was a magic talking hat, I would be pretty miffed if I only got to come out of my box once a year to sit on the heads of first-years for only long enough to start up a conversation before getting yoinked off and put on the next first-year.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Hahahahah this is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# WIZARDS ARE BASTARDS!
                                                                                      WIZARDS ARE BASTARDS!
             WIZARDS ARE BASTARDS!
                                   WIZARDS ARE BASTARDS!
                                                                               WIZARDS ARE BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# It Rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Michael Amott, arch enemy former carcass?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# ^^ This
I think I said that last time it was posted :)
(Poison-System-X, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# ::D
(herman:D, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# What an ass-hat!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Order Cheap Viagra Here
Hi!

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Bye!
(Kromwelll, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I want one of these
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Where can I get one of these fine machines?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# NO

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)
# WHERE?
at least provide a link you utter CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I offer a service similar to viagra.
I just come round and do a sexy dance. Never fails.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)
# what are you doing here
HELLO TOM
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# no thanks
b3ta only needs one fucking huge knob. and you're filling that role very well :)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Hi!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# My friend took that photo in peru or something
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# He burned his neck
he didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# haha


didn't know they had big red double decker buses in peru
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# The woods are
full of them.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# These ones escaped for a while.
Hope they find their way back :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)
# oh mofaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Oh dear.
You've upset Pipedog.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Oh noes!
Poor Pipedog. Poor, poor Pipedog.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# cest ne pas une pipe chien
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# aren't you a little old for all this?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Do not feed
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
# For Sundae Girl


CFB- sorry 4 size (204 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I just
did a little wee with glee.

Edit: and you do realise i will use that in my videos, and you will be forever tainted.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# why thankyou
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Looking awesome as always :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] There was considerable embarrassment in the archeological community
when the ancient Egyptian holographic projector crapped out.


(Quirkafleeg We must perform one, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# wooyay!
very good!

I blame those abyssinians. Great slaves, shite IT support.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# My daughter, the pirate's parrot.


click for panorameriffic (290 kb)
(yes, actually me and my zogspring)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)
# you can't see it
but she's got stripey orange birdy legs and an anchor tattoo*.




*not a real tattoo, eyeliner.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I can see it
Does that make me special?
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# oh, you got the decoder goggles already?
there must have been a leak at the factory.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Ace!
and good to see you sah!
have you got any music available anywhere these days?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# some, thank you for asking!
myspace.com/jaketherapper has some mixes and stuff.
plus Ive been featured on a few things this past year that you could probably find on beatport...
is that specific enough?
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)
# good for starters, ta!
life is... 'tricky' at the moment.
plenty of things to keep me occupied, but still finding time to cock about on the internet :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# whoops back!
I had to walk up and down the plank a few thousand times with the lil parrot. and i couldnt just sit and pat her. oh no. had to be pacing.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# i like end of the world
is that you rapping on it?
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)
# yep
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 2:14, archived)
# hi brian!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Minizog!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)
# haha!
yeah, she likes to do fun stuff and laugh and laugh, and then you get the camera and suddenly she acts scared. what a card.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:23, archived)
# bless! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# aaaaw bless....she looks like her dad...................:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha wheeeee
this will happen!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# woo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# lol
hahahahaha
(herman:D, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)
# That
is an awesome beard :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

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