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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Ian Huntley's cover is blown!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:49, archived)
# My finger hurts. And every time I move it over the touchpad I feel the cut open.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Oh noes :(
Go and get some SuperTed plasters!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Oh my god super ted plasters would fix everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:52, archived)
# They're not as good as Bucky O'Hare bandages though!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Hi redsushiwhoop
en.wikipedia.org/w/...id=326715091
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:00, archived)
# It's a very knowing look they're sharing.
They both knew exactly what was going to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:57, archived)
# haha
actually, I googled for 'argument in office' image
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
# She looks like she's prepared to
stand her ground over this one...a very determined young woman, by the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# see ^
I guess context is everything :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)
# No reason.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Kick iiiiiit!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)
# YOU WAKE UP LATE FOR SCHOOL MAN, YOU DON'T WANNA GO!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I am very tempted to come to see The Room.
Was reading about it in the Guide a couple of months back.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:52, archived)
# It has to be seen once by everyone!
It's like nothing I've ever been to before
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:54, archived)
# YOU ASK YOUR MOM 'PLEASE?', BUT SHE STILL SAYS NO!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It's funny because it is a wagtail and footballers wives and girlfriends are called WAGs. LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:46, archived)
# And here's me thinking it might have been too subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Nice and bouncy looking !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Ahahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Just for kicks...
that's reason enough!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# danke schoen
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I watched that again the other night. Mia Sara is hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I would like to see her go straight to DVD
Ferris Beuller Vs Timecop
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:42, archived)
# :-)


(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)
# hahahah :D
i'm reading that at the mo, its....different to the film.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The Wayne Rooney Crucifix Edition!
You have to admit he looks quite dapper



Edit: Now with added crucifix set for the full on Christian experience!!!
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)
# *starts counting*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Tell me when you reach 148723347658764544
I like that one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# It's got nothing on 9993937474702347
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I like 8208.
I like it because it is a narcissistic number.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I like 579352485624586209112657286
I like it because it is my credit card number followed by its expiry date and pin number, with the security code at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I'm tempted to try it, but I'm not a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# ;)
it might just be someone's!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Tip of the Day:
His real name is not enceladus ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# No, it's Richard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Richard N. Celadus
is my full name.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# What is it like to orbit Saturn? Are the rings nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Oh, they're lovely...
specially at this time of year... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Well
I dunno I always preferred Neptune but as it's now winter and −218 °C in the outer atmosphere it would be a pretty harsh holiday, whereas Saturn is only about -122 °C at this time of year so it's a good choice.
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Yeah - it's always wise
to check up BEFORE you travel, as it can be very costly in terms of fuel and time if you get it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)
# 62/09/11?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Expiry dates don't have days in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:40, archived)
# whoops
it still won't work because it's too brown
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:42, archived)
# That is Filip DeWinter's birthday!
He is Belgian.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# 09/11
is all the expiry date you need. The 62 is the end of the long number... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:42, archived)
# what, filesizes or number of posts an hour?
I'm predicting 5 posts an hour with an average filesize of 200K.

Anyone fancy opening a book?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:31, archived)
# *opens a book*
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)
# BORING BOOK
"Once in a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)
# *opens another book*
Amerigo Bonasera sat in New York Criminal Court Number 3 and waited for justice;...
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# That's a bit too nautical for my taste

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# *opens another book*
aback adv taken aback surprised, startled, astonished, dumbfounded, speechless, flabbergasted (inf).
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I've already read that one

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# *opens another book*
A world without insanity, without criminals and without war - this is the goal of Dianetics.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I know what you're trying to do here
and it's not working
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)
# That was actually the next book on my shelf :D
*picks up yet another book*

Yes, yes, yes, yes! It's a vice, this habit of plunging recklessly, of rushing full steam ahead, intent only on your goal, blind and deaf to all around, so that you fail to see the childishly obvious danger beside you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Is romantic novels all you have then?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Lenin in Zurich ain't that romantic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I'm actually quite impressed none of you bastards are shouting at him yet.
Well done all. I'm proud of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Wait, when did this picture drop in size by 30k?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Maybe about the time he got the point
which, I'd add, seems to happen better when people aren't fuckwits and just dick around instead, which I always thought was what people actually came here for...

The days of flaming are over. The flame is dead. Long live the flame!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Does it come with nails though?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)
# the ears look a bit fiddly
think I'll cut them off, too...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Yes
They are indeed the most challenging part of it, i doubt even Rooney himself would be able to navigate those ears with a blade
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Roonye Bat will suck your blood
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# shameless kangarooney pea


Click for bigger (403 kb)


with his cute lickle baby Joey
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] This should make continuously watching BBC parliament bearable


Click for bigger (381 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I think there should be more robot killers in any given parliament

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)
# That's so insesitive, especially from you of all people the Dutch Inventor Mediocre :(
Poor Pim Fortuyn :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I was crossing my fingers that it would become a trend
but nooooo

they had to crank security up a notch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:24, archived)
# You're evil I tell you!
EVIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)
# You don't know evil
and let's keep it that way
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:28, archived)
# EVIL WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# noooo, don't kill the poor robots :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:24, archived)
# They have it coming to them

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Lol at robot killer :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)
# haha, great robot

fah fah faah fah
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:23, archived)
# David Cameron is a smug cunt. Please don't make him Prime Minister.
/my entire interest in politics.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:23, archived)
# That's about the size of it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha
i want zoidberg as foreign minister

"so, france, eat MY relatives alive will you? GRAAARGHHH!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:23, archived)
# "LOL French" is Churchillian in it's greatness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:23, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I object !
Any one will do . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Robot Killer
please!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)
# It's all in the smile !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# JANET STREET PORTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# She can carry my bags !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Jaahnet Stureeet Paaawtah...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:23, archived)
# she's a cheeky one...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:26, archived)
# She'll do in a pinch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Happy is as happy does !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
#
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I have no idea why, but I am laughing my bottom off at this
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha
everything's funny on crack, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
# wot he said
just chuckled out loud, causing the wife to look at me and tut.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:58, archived)
# ha ha, hell yeah!
Go to work, and a fair bit further too!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hehe....don't forget the chutney
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# *present and correct*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:02, archived)
# mmmm, toffee onions...

bigger for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:19, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:21, archived)
# My eyes!
That is just so wrong on many levels. Probably any level, come to think of it.

Pass the mind bleach please!
(CdrVimes, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha!
I've eaten chocolate covered prawn snacks, this is obviously the next step.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:21, archived)
# An alternative meaning of schmeg . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)
# What is this all about then?

And why is there no lettuce?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)
# arf!
most amazing fp ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)
# seriously..what?

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)
# I've just had 4 bouts
of rib cracking hysteria after being greeted by this on the front page...

Correction, 5 bouts.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)
#
the more I think about this, the more I laugh
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Hahaha, what the christ!?
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)
# i can't stop laughing
i'm seriously drooling and snorting all over the place. i'm not sure why this is so funny but it just is.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# this is my favourite thing
on b3ta ever
(meepmeep is, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# an toffee onion?
an toffee onion?
Help me out here.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# It's a rib sparing a smirk from me...
... but congrats on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# hahahaha
hehehehehe
Just had my gf telling me it's weird and I'm a freak for laughing out loud when I'm on my own.
Predictably, when I showed her what I was laughing at she just looked confused and asked why it was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Umm...
Scary - I've just made toffee onions. The recipe actually said 'onion marmalade', but essentially it's onions and sugar. I'm so tempted to try an actually toffee coated onion though... or maybe sugar frosted onion rings. Mmm.
(Photon wasting your time since, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:48, archived)
# The best thing about this picture...
...is the unadulterated N in 'an'.

Top work!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# This is brilliant in at least eleven different ways.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Marvellous,
just spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# glad you like it lads
and thanks for all those who got me on the front page...i'd like to thank me nan, me mum, me nans nan and me mums nan and her mums nan and me dad and me dads mums and his mums dad and their nans
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 8:17, archived)
# I think you have earned the oddest FP in b3ta history
which is really saying something!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Introducing the all new "Classic Boyzone Poster" (2010 edition)


Edit: yay it's acceptable (with added big image link so you can cut it out and make a bigger one!)
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:54, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:55, archived)
# They look so young
and so gay

EDIT: Why is that guy second from right wearing a ring on the end of his finger?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)
# run
the filesize nazis will be here soon!

Gets a woo from me anyway for teh wrongness :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)
# GRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Actually I'm not a Nazi but that is a bit big. Maybe he should make a pixel on the top right flicker slightly. Then it'll be 30k under and show how silly the idea of having rigid filesize limits that differ for animations and pictures is.

Edit: quick, edit your post with www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/boyzone.jpg and maybe no-one will notice. I even left it the same physical size!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I optimised it too for him....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:12, archived)
# SEXY
Edit: xkcd.com/598/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# You're better at optimising than me
I only had 50% JPG compression. Some day I hope to have your skills.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Wimp!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# YES
Thanks for pointing the filesize thing out, i'll optimise the rooney crucifix kit as well
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# didn't see this
no probs, generally you get whinged at if your picture's over 100k. unless it animates in which case you can steal four times as much bandwidth for the same amount of joke.

the flaming seems to be dying down these days, thankfully.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Halt, my arch nemesis!
(David Carradine, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
# 3 posts
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha
epic.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Yay!
He is here to save us from tyranny, injustice and the american way!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# MIKEY GRAHAM!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)
# It would be futile to tell you to make more sense, wouldn't it?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Do I look like a little train?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:13, archived)
# dunno photos pls lol
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA he's dead and stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:23, archived)
# *Fear him*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# His head is more twisted than his hood
but still ominous.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Eh Poland eh, Calm down eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)
#
thats really Hitler
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)
#
Hiya Hitler!!
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Yes, it really is Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
#
here's our hitler (said by Cilla)
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# dance tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# So, did he ever *really* visit Liverpool?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Only when the derby was on
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:54, archived)
#
i remember when he did that...he wasn't all bad
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)
# :=)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)
# dey do doh don't dey doh?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# arh remember this
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Oi, Onion Boy! Get off your bike!
Awwww, but I don't wanna :(

Sorry kid, get off. That's shallot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I was chopping onions not an hour ago, I cried like a bitch :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Because you cut your finger open?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
#
..no because his hand looks like an onion
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# No, it was opening the corned beef that got my finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I should stop keeping my cock in a can.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# no, he's a self-loathing Liberal
and can't handle the violence :0
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Does it count as self-loathing if you loathe everyone else too?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:50, archived)
#
it depends whos counting
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
# still counts, but it IS a mitigating circumstance
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:58, archived)
# yes I do

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# is it one of the spokes is missing on the right hand side pic?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I give up, what's the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
#
one of the pics has got an extra spoke on it..did ye see it?
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I remember the days
back before the sublight engine and repulsorlifts were invented, at least the rebels went the way of the ford fiesta and burned those unicycles down!
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Nope, can't see a thing different.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Haaaaaaahahahahahahaha
Win, click wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Just a bit of afternoon silliness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
# clicking is merely
a popularity contest.

*clicks*

YOU POPULAR!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Awww shucks, why thank you :)
I shall be surprised if it hasn't already been done though. Just got the idea whilst doing the online shoppings :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# psst



I think Archie did it back in the 94 "I can't believe it's Bindun" bandwagon rush :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Yeah, I figured as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
# still nicely done though
your shopping is superb
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Nuts to you and your sarcasm McGillicutty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)
# no sarcasm
I can't see a single seam!

nicely done and sorry about the bindun

I'm sure you've said it to me in the past

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Ah ok,
it wasn't tough at all. I just cut out the pick and pasted it on with a bit of feather innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
# that's because
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:37, archived)
# as per usual
you are WOo Yay and Houpla!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah...
...you tinker you! *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)
# jaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Hey dude,
sorry to come down all hard on you about the dutch inventor mediocre and all that. It's just, well, it's my living being his biographer, innit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
# aaaw, you're so sweet
no harm done chief, this is b3ta after all
I just mentioned him because although the pun would have worked on its own, I still like to tease our favourite dutchman with clogs references from time to time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:41, archived)
# So do I

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)
# OI! LAMARR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
On a related note, did anyone see Buzzcocks last night? So fucking painful!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Who was on?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Martha Wainwright, the dude with the glasses from The INbetweeners,
Charlie Brooker and Daffy from N Dubz. Watch it on iPlayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Doesn't sound like a good mix
Who hosted?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Martin Freeman.
It was painful, but it was amusing. Daffy was just so fucking wrong throughout the whole show. Give it a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Blanka NOOOOOOO!
I see a willy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I'd click, but I managed to slice the tip of my clicking finger in half a few minutes ago.
You don't want my blood on your conscience, do you? DO YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Yeah, I do actually!
Also, did you finish your epic animation while I was away?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# No, kind of got distracted. I'll get back to it soon.
*clicks*
*bleeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:37, archived)
# The dangers of corned beef :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hahahah, ive seen it somewhere before but its still feckin win
knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-want-to-believe-poster
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I bet it wasn't as awesome as mine ;)
EDIT: Yeah, not as awesome as mine ;) Some of those are fucking terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# fuck 'em, twats
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
# 31 and 37
FAVES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:41, archived)
# The Adventures of an unloved Prime Minister
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I smell Jeremy's mischief....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# he's upset
cause he don' have his baa yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Now that is FUBAR
I don't know what's worse seeing Gordon Browns face at all, or seeing him morphed into a baby with a 40 year-old head. Good effort though
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# 'Cavity Animals' Trading Cards - Collect the series
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)
# hmmm
are gerbils included in that cavity series?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha.................I like chimneyape
I also like floorhorse,ceilingcat,pilotcat and all the others:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Is he masturbating furiously?
Like I do when I see my neighbours?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# In 1623, the Dutch inventor Mediocre invented the Clog Tower.
Due to its quickly growing popularity, it soon became a common sight all over Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# THIS IS A FUCKING LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
# shhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Seriously dude,
you must know by now that as his official bographer, all stories have to go through me.

I only say because you have made a serious error here. There is no way that The Dutch Inventor Mediocre could have invented clog towers. He is allergic to clogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
# do you also cover alternate universes?
also, to your edit: after discovering his allergy, he threw out all the clogs he could find, piling them all up in one place, which gave him the tower idea. SO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Does the dutch inventor mediocre cover alternate universes?
I should coco!

Nice pic though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
# yes
yes you should
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
# *edams*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
# he also invented windmills.....and wind.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:28, archived)
# You neglect spoons also....
www.b3ta.com/board/9660429
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
# ahhh, the most amazing musical instrument of all time
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# hee hee
*some of us appreciate down-to-earth quasipunnage*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Hello hello, what's all this then?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] print it out cut it out take her to bed :D
(herman:D, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
# No
Only if she isn't owned by a pimp
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Why not
it's the best offer i've had all day week month year
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
# is that full scale
or are you challenged in that area?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
# *says nothing*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# that's me sorted for an early night
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
# AAAAAARGH I GOT A PAPERCUT!
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 9:08, archived)
# lolz
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Why does the woman always look like Jennifer Aniston?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# God knows.
At least the woman in US Gothic is sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# She looks a bit too miserable for my liking
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# A bit too SEXY for your liking, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)
# As long as they each have one foot on the floor
no viewer thinks of sex
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# that's gonna be one bloody sex session
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Ha ha
It looks like they've both finished and are equally dissapointed and failed to climax.

Better luck next time... fools!
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] paraphrasing here, Mick
relax


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha! "That's not a noife..."
May I add this to the thread as it's really not worth its own
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Money well spent..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I was going to cut it out and do a little diorama on my laptop
but them I remembered that i'm a 32 year old accountant and i'm supposed to be working.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Whatever happened to dandy young gentlemen wearing bandanas?
It was the best of all the fashions*.

*May be eye-wateringly untrue.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# this guy was too gay to be a baddie
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Tell that to Ronnie Kray
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
# well there's gay and then
there is hit-you-with-my-purse gay
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)
# settling in for the evening

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Harry Trotter & The Latin Porker..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I have the Barry Trotter books.
I don't know why my sister bought them for me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
# neither do I
as you can't read!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# What did you just say?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# What is this "Barry Trotter" you speak of, Sush?
I'm assuming it's Harry Potter as a pig, or somesuch..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# it's a parody
like Bored of the Rings

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I loved the irony of that series
So bored you wrote a series about it, eh?

It's like The Idler - and exactly how much work goes into making your populist magazine, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# And JK hasn't been to her wardrobe to fetch a clean lawsuit, yet?
Stunned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
#
www.barrytrotter.com/
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Another case solved, Holmes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:46, archived)
# has anyone done Lard of the Rings yet?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# its Hairy Putter
(a Quasimodo looking fellow who lurks around golf greens)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hairy pooter
The pron film?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# yea, hairy like Ron Jeremy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I always liked the ring of
Hairy Snotter, imagine, if you will, a hairy 2 year old with bronchitis and possibly some cheeky AIDS for good measure.
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)
# sounds like a project--go for it
be sure to use harry potter face, for good measure
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Awwwww!
Piganae eunt domus!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Eryvay Oodgay
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# ovelylay uffstay.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)

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