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# Back to da Foochar!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# you complete and utter fucking loon, haha
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
yay for caturdays:D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# this am beauty :)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# :D:D:D

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
:)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
hello Jesse
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# hello mrs!
:)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Caturday, yeahhh baybeee...

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# haha
I think the world sugar reserves just dropped 50% since you posted this :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# also, this is very cute
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You are special. Don't ever leave :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Bloody tricky things tiem mesheens
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# this is more win than a winner that's just won a win.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Catterns are time travel becans of they're sleepy.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# joy
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# But but but
How does Mister Poopypants know that ginger puss hasn't instantly gone forwards ten seconds in time? Huh? Huh?
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# wonderful!
:D
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
# :D



I love this!




(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# This isn't as good as everyone is saying it is.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)
# This is as good as everyone is saying it is.
:D
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Indeed
Or even slightly better.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I has a teleporting masheen
(, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Ha ha! Awesome!
Been watching this over and over, still giggling.

10 out of 10
(, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Aaaaahhh....
So THAT'S what Schrodinger was trying to do to his cats...
(, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# The worrying thing
My friend Corin submitted a cardboard box with Time Machine written on the side as his GCSE design technology course work.

He was failed.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# 1987 called
they want their time machine joke back.
calvinandhobbes.wikia.com/wiki/Time_machine

- ok, its not exactly the same I know :)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Like the old saying goes:
"Time passes at a rate of 1 second per second irrespective of whether you are having fun!"
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:27, archived)
# as christmas draws near


Soundtrack:
(Spotify) Mr. Magic
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *spooked*
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)
# dapper pig, dapper pig
what are they feeding you
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# top draws :)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# That's frigging brilliant :)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# thanks
sorry i had to run out lol
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
# wow
ace

dark

very dark
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# advent calendar, anyone?
Claptonista suggested this as an image challenge the other day. If enough people contribute I'll see if I can put something together in Flash. Let me know if you're interested. This is what I've got so far:

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# NO IT'S NOT TIME IT'S NOT TIME IT'S NOT TIME
*PUTS HANDS OVER EARS*
LALALALALALALALALALALAL


top image though
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# nice idea :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# IT'S NOVEMBER
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# What's the point in making an advent calendar in DECEMBER?
That's not how it works
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Which means only 10 days until the advent calendar starts
I think it's a great idea, Santa.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# that tree is well small
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# No it's not
It's just very fa...
Oh yes, It *is* small.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# pretty
but no angel on top:(
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Advent Calendars are going out of fashion though...
...Their days are numbered
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Ouch! :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Yeast?


A lonely cube of yeast crawling along the walls and ceiling of the fridge, in desperate search of sugar.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Aww
Lonely yeast is lonely.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# why is he so sad?
:(


(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Hasn't found the sugar yet.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# sorry, you did say!
he wont find it in the fridge, somebody better tell him!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# fammarps.
mmmmmmmm.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Fammarps!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Is it not just trying to escape from the Fammarps
Yeast...eternaly in fear of fammarps
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Spluff sportswear
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Three men and a bacon.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# ghost!

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Woooooo pacman ghosts!
*shoehorns*
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hehehe
This needs to be on a t-shirt...
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Never be rude to a shelfstacker

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I'll
never be rude to your mum again sorry*

*not sorry
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# My mum was sorry.
err, what?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# YES!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
#
YES she was!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# needs more magenta
cdc
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Brilliant!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# This is silly
and that's why I like it so much :)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# morning!


the flash put a bit of weight on in later life
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Worst. Cosplay. Ever.
(Woo!)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Don't remind me :(
*former superhero getting a bit of a belly blog
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)
# i know the feeling
:)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Yay Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons :D
hello Jesse, Sweetie.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# woo
i admit it - i stole his profile for this :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Haha, ace!

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hehe
ta :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# did he try Slim Fast?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Ah-haaaaaaah!

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# fuck
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Haha! This is excellent!
:D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# happy 1010 everybody
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# this made me laugh
but i dont get it it
ris!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# it's funny because Bill is your dad, and he touches bairns
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# thanks
ris still
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# apple
william gates

took me longer than it should have also ;)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# aaahh
cheers
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Arf!
And I really want that cape God's got.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# yeah me too
I bet he doesn't have to pay the congestion charge
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:17, archived)
# It's not a cape, it's apparently a.....
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# its a brain full of kids
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# HA :D
mornin' benks!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha

ps: give one of the angels and ipod...or the lamb
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:49, archived)
# iGod?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Would.
All of them. Even the cat with a normal sized head and a fucking huge body in the bottom corner.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Prolly bindun
and done better
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:43, archived)
# has everyone stopped trolling yet?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 4:32, archived)
# No, you ass.
You know what an ass is, right?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 5:25, archived)
# i hope that one day everyone can stop trolling.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 5:34, archived)
# *gets club*
*waxes owl*
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 6:03, archived)
# I was just getting ready for some top class trolling
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 9:24, archived)
# inspired from the other day....
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Hahaha, good stuff!
;)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 9:33, archived)
# They better not, I just got back.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Take a placename with the word COCK in it
Drop it in to conversation, play with it, draw pictures of it, maybe even double bluff Cockermouth with some cdcs... then when everyone's almost forgotten a day later, pull out the carefully thought out hi-res raytraced poster pisstakes of biblical proportions, maybe throw in some stormtroopers for good measure, kick back and enjoy the screaming.

This isn't just trolling: This is B3ta trolling.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Just the way we like it baby!*
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha "Cockermouth" hahaha!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 5:38, archived)
# LMAO there's REALLY a place called that?!?!?!?!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Yes. Yes, there is.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I've been laughing at the news for a couple of days now
It jsut never gets old.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# lolz
:D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 6:42, archived)
# WHERE IS HE GOING?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Wanksville?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:30, archived)
# See ^^^
I suspect
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:51, archived)
# I have no idea what the fuck is going on here
But I like it.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Possibly NSFW
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 2:55, archived)
# bee boo bee boo
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:12, archived)
# BzZzzzZzZZzzZZzzZZzz
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 4:18, archived)
# ;)
Photobucket
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Why
Thankyou
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Nice bees!
Phwoar....
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# ...
lols
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Star trek: Degenerates
Who knew Capt. Kirk & Capt. Picard were such freaks?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 2:48, archived)
# *pat*
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Aw
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Awwww :-)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 2:55, archived)
# "Don't patronise me you overgrown fucktrumpet!"
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Ok.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:08, archived)
# OH SHIT!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:09, archived)
#

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:12, archived)
# You really are me.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:14, archived)
# More like you really are me.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:14, archived)
# D:>
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 4:05, archived)
# hahah fuck!
:D nice to see you posting again mate
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:03, archived)
# DANCE!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)
# *hypnotised*
woo
cant
take
eyes
of
fluffeh
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)
# There's this version too. With a bit of morphing.

But the foot action sort of blurs out on it.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:32, archived)
#

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Four way lazy eye.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:40, archived)
# not worth its own thread -- crime blotter LOLs
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:42, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
And he's really good at it too!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Ha ha how silly!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 5:41, archived)
# i think that cat has earmites

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:30, archived)
# bBBBBBBBBBBBBB
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:36, archived)
# for an egg? whoever he is :D


sorry its the last one for tonight, no one else is posting :(((
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Eggy eggy.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I've got new shit still unposted.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Is it elk?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Elk will return soon.
They are part of the/my cast now.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:34, archived)
# whoah whoa whoa
slow down there, bunky :P

J/K

go on, post your filthy porn

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Pfffffffffft!!!!!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Cool!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Can you stop posting this fucking rubbish now?
Ta
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 2:52, archived)
# for clansoul
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Woo!
This is great :D
I was just heading off, I'll stick it in my profile before I go!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:54, archived)
# It had to be done
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:55, archived)
# heh
cheers for that its in my profile now, il do one for you
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Just thought you'd done quite a few
and that this was suitably fiendish
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Yeah...but he's a cunt :)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Haha you're still hung up on that?
Not my fault you didn't understand my joke.

...I'm still on ignore, what am I doing?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Also, for anyone that likes carmen electra
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg9BsN5Hf00

I hope there's more to this
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)
# that betch!
I wondered how my apartment got trashed when I left her alone last weekend
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Totally not getting anthing done on this when I should be.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:09, archived)
# It's not small, its just very far away.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Nevermind, I spent all evening playing MW2.. it's ok
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:11, archived)
# A kitty!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:13, archived)
# CLOSEUP!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:14, archived)
# He's purring!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:15, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)
# i've seen this comet like 9999 times show it from another angle
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:15, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)
#
GAHHH FUCKING MICEE!!!!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 6:18, archived)
# Where's it's head?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)
# So what if I'm still living in 1999? Fuck you.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# *files tps reports*
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# The cover sheet's wrong.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Hey micto what's happening?
So I'm gonna need you to go ahead and, uh, redo those TPS reports. Did you get the memo about the new cover sheets?
Yeah if you gould go ahead and redo those TPS reports that'd be great.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Did you get that memo about the TPS reports?
I'll send you another one.
Please redo the cover sheets.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Hi mictoboy, could you redo those TPS reports for me?
The cover sheets are wrong; I'm sure I left the memo on your desk but I'll go ahead and send you another one just in case.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# etc.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
# ClanSoul how come your community isn't working anymore.
I feel like my life has lost some combination of Art, Literature and Entertainment.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Not working? What?
It works fine for me.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Well there appear to be no topics.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Yeah you need to have an account and log into it to read threads.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# oh, and here I blamed my current lack of meat
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# unless you are aleady a sociopath
then it's pretty inconsequential :)
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I got my daily dose of Art, Literature and Entertainment.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Which was your favourite of the three?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# All of them were exceptionally poor.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# fart, ditzerature and untertainment eh?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Yeah you need to have an account and log into it to read threads.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# fuck that shit
who'd make an account on a website and read threads

sounds like excessive effort
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Well if it picked up and more people joined, maybe it wouldn't be so shit.
Yes, it's not the best forum in the world and I never intended it to be anything massively serious; just a little fun side-project I set myself to kill some time during summer.
If you don't like it, fuck off and leave it alone!
If you have something to contribute, join and fuck about.
I don't plan on banning people for trolling if it actually causes some decent entertainment. Draw some shit and post it, make fun of everything like you generally do.
Whatever.
If you want to take the piss out of my website, do it ON my website. It'll give dinowoman something to mod, anyway.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Yeah you need to have an account and log into it to read threads.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Hey ttssatsr!
Why are you and zeltergiset such jerks?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)
# guys i think we have all lost sight of what is nice
nice people do nice things.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# One of your moderators says that they are actually a Nazi.
With pictures of swastikas and things. But in relation to apostrophe's.

Strikes the perfect balance between willfully ignorant and dangerously inept.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Yeah I figured I should find a replacement for her but nobody RPs on there anyway so she doesn't mod anything right now anyway.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# You should open it up to anonymous posters
That would be enjoyable.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Actually I did consider that but I assumed that feature would only be used by Ttssattsr to be a dick,
so I decided against it.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Haha, I'd still not participate, best friend.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# You could just write a script that posts one of the big three components every 20 minutes.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Stop being a dick, please.
It was funny when you first did it but you just carry on and on and on and I'm sure it's just to piss me off more than to have a laugh.

If you don't like my forum, don't join it.
Don't go on and on about it.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)
# lollin'
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
# LEAVE KILLERKITTY ALONE!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# 'the fuck is wrong with you?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)
# He see you lollin', he hatin', tryna placate you, ridin' dirty
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Bitch be illin'.
Shit goin' down, brudda.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Do a backwards shit.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# hmmm


Click for bigger (338 kb)

yes, I know, aol - I'm not about to use my proper email address to join this forum, am I?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)
# What about it?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Sophy is my ex-girlfriend.
On the 24th, I was sitting with her in her house (in Knaresborough, it was long distance but I flew up there to spend half term with her) and during the week we watched Office Space.
She likes Milton, we both loved the film when we first saw it a long time ago.
It was her going on about the stapler that gave me the idea for my picture up there. Anything else?

Edit: actually the 24th was the day before I saw her, I got my dates mixed up. I flew up then and stayed with a b3tan that night.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)
# STOP TROLLING, CLANSOUL
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)
# QUIT TROLLIN ME
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Ttssoatsstr works fast ;D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I'M NOT TROLLING
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)
# yes,
1 - what airline did you fly with?
2 - why did Sophy dump you?
3 - you mention half-term, what school does Sophy attend?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I was on half term too, why do you assume she goes to school?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Elementary...
you have explained that you were on half term too. That gives it away.
Can you answer my questions, now please - you did offer!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)
# No, it gives away that she may attend college, TOO.
At least, that's how I intended it.

I'll answer the first two because I'm feeling generous ;D
I went with air southwest, because I live in the southwest (see how that works?) and I'm not entirely sure, mainly the instability.
But that doesn't matter now, really.

Why did you post the printscreen, anyway?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)
# To be entirely honest?
I thought it could be mildly irritating.
Thank you for your feedback.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Not at all, it just confused me a bit.
I'm gonna head of to bed now, enjoy any further 'llort'ing, troll. :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:53, archived)
# keep lollin' lollin' lollin' lollin'
limp bizkit lols
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:05, archived)
# you make that sound like he'd need you to be a dick
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha Christ
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I'd register
but I'm so ephemeral I'd probably not even make a complete po
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# You should register :D
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I can't, because of the pixes
they'll get me!

they'll see where I am and they'll get me!

ARG, I CA?N HEAR THEM NOW!!

oh woe! IT'S WOE!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I'll rip the wings off any goddamned pixies, bitch.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I'm sure i saw this exact picture on knowyourmeme.com
only yesteday.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I just made it, but I wouldn't be surprised if you saw one similar :]
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# You didn't reply to my "omg I might have deleted it all" thing down there.
But I haven't. It's fine.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Thank you for your concern.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Were you even around in 1999, young person?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Personally I was 11.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# OMG no wai!
You're, like, six years younger than me. I never thought of you being all young n stuff.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Dude, I draw rainbow dinosaurs.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
#
I never thought of Rainbow dinosaurs indicating "early twenties" before. But now I shall. Forever.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I was 9
No, wait, I was 19! :(

These people are too fucking YOUNG.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I thought you were like 40.
Huh.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I hate you all.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I figured you were like 13 or something.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I was 7 ¬¬
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I was 1999
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# The Messiah! The Messiah!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Damn, that would make you...
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Fuck, wait a moment...
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# 2000... 5...
2009!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Talk about coincidences, that's the year this year!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# talk about incontinence... oops
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# hahahahaha what?

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# pfffft
I love this so much.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Haha
Aww, happy retriever
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Yes

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Haha this reminds me of shitrags :D
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# flying pants in teh sky man
this is the future

this is how we'll colonise venus

we'll bombard the planet with an unending cascade of pants until it's atmosphere absorbs so many of them that it becomes an ambiently suitable habitat for human occupation.

it even says so on nasa.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)
# that idea is pants
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# it's build upon sound principles.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)
# THERE IS NO SOUND IN SPACE!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)
# that's what they want you to think, man!
but they have kebabs in space, how can they not have sound? ANSWER ME THAT HUH?

O_o?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# errm... Einstein?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# ah yes, huge globs of space-einsteinium floating throughout the cosmos.. into alien planet
to the sound of anime action pop music!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# but it surely would be the other way round?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)
# which would be the obvious solution
but that's why they don't use it, see!?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
# but I like music pop action anime :(
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# yes
but then, you see, the thing.

so that is obvious

edit: I go rest now, very tired.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)
# ditto
good night sir
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Here, have it back
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)
# That am woo!
I did a similar gag once. Yours is brill!

*sets as desktop*
(, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Happy happy
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# You're a good person for doing this.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# JOY JOY!
Welcome.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Joy!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# oh my yes
got that desktop sized? (1280x1024)

edit: OH. YOU CHEATED. :(
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Indeed I do.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# i am going to use that
but i am not happy
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# and desktopped
many thanks :)
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Just catching up on the night's events....
That's awesome, and now it's mine too :-)

Welcome, Scotsman, eat a kitten etc...
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I concure with the above sentiments.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# so you made that?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Yeah, that was me.
Bit of a pearoast.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# it's only a pearost if it was posted on b3ta before :)
and if you really made that, good work
we're a bit sensible here about newbies posting good stuff, often it's not their own work but posted in a "look what I've found" fashion
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
#
Long time reader, first night poster. :0)
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Purple Tentacle = Fuck Yeah!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# seconded
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# That's awesome but I suspect you didn't make it.
Unless your name is Lee Blackwood.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I am Lee Blackwood
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Oh okay.
Nice one, Lee.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# lol u was pwned by lee blackwood!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
#
What's weirder is that I post an old image and then someone has my name within 2 minutes. Google pwned!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# oh yes
there is naughty people you see

who post images and pretend they are theirs

there's also confused people, who post youtube links and go "LOL!! THIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY"

alas, it never is! :D
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# LOL! THIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KlGwnnhWrk

Actually I just want to fucking murder something now, ideally this fucking prick.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)
# hahahahahahah
but yeah, a decent fuel/air mix and a sudden ignition would solve this issue
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)
# solve it to great satisfaction, too
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# JOY JOY!
Nicely done and welcome.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# DINOSAURS ARE NOT GAY! JUST HAPPY!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)
# YAY!
for happy dinysaurusses!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# that's one happy balloon-travelling sunburnt rainbow cock
gay, too
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# His name is Sundrop
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Sundrop
is the bestest of all the dinysaurusses.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I like him :)
now show us already what happens whean the meteor hits
I CAN'T STAND THE SUSPENSE!!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# lol, they all leave in their huge lightspeed spaceships and travel 32.5 million light years away to safety, with a promise to eachother that they'll begin the return journey once they have been at a safe distance
this is to enable the planet to replenish itself such that they can return to a suitable environment for their continuation.

oh... shit, yeah


(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# then, suddenly....
humans.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# lol, 2012!
hah, WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT WERE YA, TWATS

:D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# You mean the day after tomorrow in a few years time?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Hey sundrop!
Why don't you hurry up and go extinct like all your friends and family?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Because I'm a lazy cunt.
I had a horrible feeling like 10 minutes ago when I realised that when I backed up the animation pds/psd/whatever file it was 100th the size it should have been. I should check it.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# :D!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Wow, these are amazing!
*clicks*
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# lol you copied that off yourself then posted it onto the internet
then someone said "HEY! YOU DIDN'T DO THAT! That was made by you" and then my head exploded

HESSSY

hello

:D
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Copied it off myself...
Head explodes.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)
# now that's asda price!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# about those bastard babies of yours...
there was a food shortage... for about 3 hours... and we had to eat them
really sorry *burp*
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# that's ok, they were bastards anyway!


(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)
# that pic is a video of me at that moment of ummm, well, you know
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)
# that is a work of art
and my new wallpaper. i love you.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 8:12, archived)
# I think this would make a great image challenge
I've put it in the list here - vote for it if you like.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post573769
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Ooooh, thanks Rob!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)
# The deal looked OK on paper
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
b3ta celebrities count right?

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# It looks so real
which means it must be a fake :)
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# meta-detective activated!
:D
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# This is ace
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# cheers duder :)
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Sorry puro.
This is kid rock's cat's name and is a registered trademark.

BAWITDABA!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# *claims diplomatic immunity*
*shows passport with a bundle of notes sticking out*
Did you say something about...
...trademark?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# *cuts out*
*keeps*
*spills coffee*
*cries*
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# *proffers tissue*
just in case ;)
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)

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