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[challenge entry] /hull
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:17, archived)
# haha
wheres insideJob.jpg ?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# It's a hidden file
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I knew Quicktime has something to do with it!
AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# yes, I've been waiting for you to post something related :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# ooh... i bet he hates it when a bit of foil is stuck on his kit kat
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Pffft! This is relevant to my interests.
I never knew Quicktime Player lived in New York ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Damn you, Quicktime!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# i like this
hallow everibawdy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hehe
icon32.dll and moricons.dll FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hehe...Hull lol
recycle bin loL
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hahah:D
(herman:D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Too soon
(Appox i'm a box, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


I cheated and made this little Flash App for this.
If anyone else wants to cheat, click the link:

yanmania.com/b3taCheater.html

The colour doesnt work very well, sorry.

Also you need quite a big screen.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# You cheated?
You cheated!

Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# haha nice app.
I'm torn between being impressed and hating you for what I suspect will follow as a result...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
# That's impressive
but you've lifted the lid on yanmania's box now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# theres not much in my box
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)
# We'll see what happens
I reckon Armageddon is the most likely result.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# good idea, well executed!
*prepares for the flood of new posts*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Nice flash
that is rather woosome
if you undo and draw again the folders start numbering negatively and then you can't undo them
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I noticed that when i put it up...
ITs only if you undo right back to the first folder and then keep going. I was gonna fix it but then i thought i'd better do some work!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
# is the folder number equal to the numbering of the layer?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# yeah basically, well its depth
its just a counter
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# that's what I thought, easiest way to do it :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I think it was just
a quick hack, not a fully functioning app.

I DEMAND TO BE ABLE TO UPLOAD A BACKGROUND IMAGE
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Also can I have one in 1024x768
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# WOW!!
I love this , excellent!!!
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] He likes to have some icons on the desktop.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hehe
also I didnt know people actually ran 640x480 desktops
(Peter_G, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)
# They do in Linux
It's often the only way to get your graphics card to speak to your monitor and both of them to speak with your computer.

LINUX IS THE WAY OF THE FUTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# *rant*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# *wank*
sorry. mac user here, we all wank over our computers. but who cares, right, we can just buy another when it all shorts out, right? right!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# God has poor eyesight
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# he's also a bit poor and doesn't want to upgrade
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
# He's also a paedophile
and likes hurting puppies.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# it's a wristwatch actually
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)
# :D wiv da angles
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I found this, it should win the competition.


Click for bigger (187 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# lolzors!1
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Yes.
Just now.
By you.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Ah, another less than popular compo...
well...

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post576930
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Alt-Compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)
# or, make up PC Daily Mail cards, then send them on to Paul Dacre directly :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Try this one
www.b3ta.com/board/6516439
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Oooh that's a bit hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)
# 30 seconds?
are you quite MAD?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# :(
It's still chuffin' November!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# A fine point indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Yes a few times
They weren't very popular though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I actually prefer this sort of challenge.
It focusses your mind on something specific.

It's the more open-ended ones I find it hard to concentrate on coming up with an idea for.

The only rubbish ones are the ones where the main joke is in the compo title (usually user voted for) and usually there are few places to take it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I agree about the ones where the joke has already been done in the title.
I quite like it when there's a load of moaning about the challenge but then a few creative people come along and do something great.

However... sometimes, I wish whoever's choosing it would stop and ask "is there a week's worth of potential in this idea?"

I hope I'm wrong, but I think this particular one is a challenge cul-de-sac.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)
# *logs on*
argh, so we're re-doing other sites' compos now?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:03, archived)
# pfft
just a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Aw
He's happy to see me
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Responses ranged from "Pfft!" to "Silly!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Whilst I like this, and will give you a click
It is anatomically incorrect, as word on the playground is that Hitler only has one ball...

Just thought I'd bring that to your attention.

In other playground news, we are all going to Tescos as that is where Priesty buys his best clothes.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Lala la la!
Lala la la!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Two balls?
Excellent though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I think Jacob's are missing a trick
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Golgothan?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
# The Shit Demon?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# God love 'im!
Or hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I just watched that film again
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Hmm, bovril flavoured twiglets?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
he looks like the Elephant Man after a jam accident
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Gah! Marmite is truly EVIL!
so evil they put it into mini cheddars and it tastes lovely - I feel violated like Marmite has been grooming me online :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# It's Satan's anal butter
Pure and simple
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)
# The fact that it tastes so good in 'cheese' with your description makes me want to boke :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I hate marmite
but I like Twiglets
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Beware it's grooming you too :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# One of me mates took his wife to the cinema to watch this
Apparently the cinema was full of hormonal teenage girls, literally gawping at every time some character took his shirt off on-screen.

He ended up pissing himself laughing when one of these scenes resulted in the entire audience giving out a collective and quite audible "sigh" at the sight of one such actor.

Tis legal porn for girls this is.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I haven't known anything like it
since daniel Craig got his chest out in Casino Royale.
But that was worse cos it was fully grown women audiablly gasping and wetting their pants.

I have no desire to see any of these films...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# It's a shame Joaquin Phoenix isn't making any more films and has "gone crazy"
I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# His real name is
Mr Bottom

You fancy Mr Bottom. Are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hmm
I don't like twiglets but I do like marmite

:OS
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Pervert!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Only on Thursdays
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Thats so backward
i bet you're lefthanded as well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Do you mind!?
I'm a respectable woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# What? Around here?
*scoffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# ARF
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't think I'm doing it right...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha - near enough. *click*
I used image searches and resized windows instead of icons. Icons are rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Oh, clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:53, archived)
# thats good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Nicely sir!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# It's almost Cubism
definitely a hint of David Hockney - I say it is full of WIN D'ohs!

*I'll get me coat :D

This is truly lovely and imaginative.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# woah!
best yet
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# ok this is aceness
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# If you are not doing it right you can get sore
use the gel

meanwhile this is most excellent and worthy of one's click
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Ooh cheers!
Ta Boff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Lucky fucking Basingstoke :(
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Hahaha what :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I for one
approve of this silliness
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:41, archived)
# that's hatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
# the hedge'ogg is well wanting to stab up 'is agent.
i just bit my lip while eating. I am now all of the mouth bloods.

also: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I prefer the nomenclature land urchin
but then im like that
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)
# hahahahahahah
that's madness!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I think it's the Pope, not Suggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)
# basingstoke cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)
#
Did you mean: Basingstoke cunts ?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# that must mean that Basingstoke is Wonderland
as in Alice in Wonderland!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# This is what it's all about.
Thank you Mr Mediocre.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I think hedgehogs
should be the compo actually instead.
Then this could win.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)
#
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
(Lump Hardcheese, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Did the Pope join Jedward?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# The Misadventures of Dogbastard McFucknuts

Click for readable (400kb) - may be NSFW due to swear words.

'Ning /board!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Are those his eyes on his nails in the last frame?
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Yes. (:
Eyes are an under-rated snack - all crunchy and salty and juicy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:19, archived)
# and just loaded with vitamins.
Especially Vitamin C
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:21, archived)
# *slaps*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Oh fuck, I just got that.
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:35, archived)
# It's relevant to all of us on so many levels!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I think all gamers have known the disappointment of being given a related present by a well-meaning person who knows fuck-all about games.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Eating him is the sensible solution.
I might have done the same. WY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I fear this story
relates to a lot of kids at their parents at crimbotime

Won't someone think of the children!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
# It's safer these days -
if I asked for a PS3 and got a 360 I'd still be happy. But if I asked for a SNES I'd damn well expect a SNES.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:34, archived)
# the handheld market is a minefield though
especially with all the 'market'knock off versions going for a few quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Oh, that's true.
I hadn't thought of that because I bought all my own handhelds that I have now. My mum bought me and my brother a GB Colour and then a GBA each back in the day, but back then those were pretty much the only handhelds you could get.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:38, archived)
# hee hee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Fucking cunt!
Everyone knows that the Megadrive was the inferior console, serves him right.

Those are some lovely pics on your site btw, might just have to nab a few of ya psp wallpapers.
I'm currently using this at various levels of zoomage.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Oo, nice.
(I'd never heard of that dude until he did a track for WipEout Pure (as in racetrack, not music track)).

And thanks. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# G' Mornin :D!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Hahaha


/edit: the sad look on your dog's face is just sublime
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Business dog likes business.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:09, archived)
# HA! HA!
DOG BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:16, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! SERIOUS BUSINESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Stupid cat person

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Uhu!
The basic rules of business are easies!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Hey.
HEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Hey hey!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:34, archived)
# how was your sleepcoughing?
I just scrolled and discovered.

*gentlepats*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
# this is excellent
I've been in meetings like this. well actually I substitute things like the list items every time i hear management speak i dont understand. it makes life that little bit more rewarding.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Forgot the paste.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:09, archived)
# He applies the paste to the wallpaper first...
... and uses a dry brush to get out air bubbles.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Fresh outta...
awwww!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:19, archived)
# hahahahahahah
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:51, archived)
# There's a cat on your desktop. Beware.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Documents and files
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:02, archived)
# No documents.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:09, archived)
# This deal is getting worse all the time

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:17, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I only have a Photo Shop on my desktop.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:14, archived)
# jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop








(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:21, archived)
# You made me scroll slightly. This is going to lose you points.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:22, archived)
# BRBRBRBRBRRRRRRR BRBRBRBRBRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:24, archived)
# RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:25, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:27, archived)
# GRONKPAN, WHAT ARE YOU PRINTING? IS IT PLANBS?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:28, archived)
# PLANBS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Printing: PLANBS FOR PLANBNING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:32, archived)
# caution: margins will be truncated
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Dogs are happy when they're spaceships.


(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:41, archived)
# CHUMB
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Fneldelds.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:44, archived)
# No I don't like that. Pretend that didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:46, archived)
# I'm glad we had this discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:52, archived)
# thats my friends dog that
she took it for a walk in sheffield about 5 mins after this picture
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Jesus, man, how many queens do you need at this hour?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:03, archived)
# nine
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Jesus, man!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:36, archived)
# He's on a roll!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:11, archived)
# "computer"
Just incase you forget. Clever move.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:21, archived)
# COMUPTRO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:23, archived)
# I have recognition issues.
Thanks for noticing.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:24, archived)
# I YAM COMPUTRON
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:29, archived)
# JESSOP JESSOP JESSOP
edit: oh fuck, b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:24, archived)
# RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:26, archived)
# That's easy for you to say
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:31, archived)
# caution: fingers will be truncated
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Anybody still about?
I don't want to go to sleep, there's goblins in my room... :(



[Edit] What's this then?



First correct answer wins my respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:10, archived)
# Hello little moon person.
I went to bed but I couldn't sleep because I am full of disease. So instead I coughed until I thought I was going to be sick. Hello now I am here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:12, archived)
# I feel your pain.
I've only just got over something similar.

I would prescribe a nice cornetto.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:15, archived)
# I have Lime Cordial and I think there's a Kitkat Crunchie downstairs. As you can tell, I've hit bigtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:19, archived)
# Sounds like you've got all the makings of a great night right there.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:30, archived)
# Nyquil and Whiskey
Do NOT watch any horror movies, such as Drag Me To Hell, under effect of a fever. This is The Voice Of Experience.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:32, archived)
# Oh you're no fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:34, archived)
# No
Not when I'm drowning in my own phlegm and plummeting down a sunless, lovecraftian cavern at 15,000 mph (may be an exaggeration).
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:43, archived)
# I watched Ross Noble earlier and I had load of bogies.
Our dilemmas are basically identical. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:50, archived)
# i met him in hmv while jhe was signing his first dvd
twas the day after i had my tongue pierced and speach was not my forté. He mocked me good.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:02, archived)
# You can bearly speak anyway, gimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:08, archived)
# that's because you never give me space to talk
coz when you stop I'm drowned out by the massive noises of your mouth breathing.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:11, archived)
# :C
Climb a wall of dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:13, archived)
# gestate in your syphilitic vaginal juices.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:14, archived)
# That's more like it.
I'm going to sleep or cough or something now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:16, archived)
# it took me two edits to spell it right....
maybe there was something to your post :P

have fun with that. x

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:18, archived)
# Protip: coughing does not work with sleeping. I guess fuck it then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:22, archived)
# that film was fun..
if only for chin gumming and general old lady abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:00, archived)
# I'm about. Insomnia sucks.
Nice goblin.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:16, archived)
# I don't have insomnia,
I just get distracted by things until silly-O'clock, when there's no point in going to sleep because I'm up early for lectures...

And thanks. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:18, archived)
# "early for lectures?"
What kind of student are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:20, archived)
# One who hasn't been to enough lectures recently,
and really needs to start showing up more. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:30, archived)
# Play cards with them.
Nice draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:20, archived)
# I tried,
but only one of them knew how to play, and the rest of them just ate their cards and broke stuff. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:31, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:46, archived)
# good draws.
very good draws :D

'e's so wankin' in't 'e
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:07, archived)
# A love match?

Nice pix by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:41, archived)
# a dead match
st elmo's fire?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:46, archived)
# A Match Made in Heaven?

Edit: Ah. mumbles something about still being drunk...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:48, archived)
# Yaaaay!
You win. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:52, archived)
# Good job
Sorry about spoiling it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:37, archived)
# That spider is awesome.
Why isn't it reaching out of the tv and grabbing the brats?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:39, archived)
# I think it has too many legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:52, archived)
# It does, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:17, archived)
# When it runs out of crickets it will.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:54, archived)
# BOURKE!
FEEEEEED MEEEEE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:48, archived)
# Mmmmmm, bugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:55, archived)
# lolz
(herman:D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:46, archived)
# that fucker's massive!
awesome!

nice work. :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Now, why wasn't THIS in 3D last week on channel 4?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:59, archived)
[challenge entry] .
=
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Holy fucking awesome.
Above and beyond there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Oho, all with the animated! Woo!
Gaaahhh, why the fuck am I fucking awake?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Good go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:01, archived)
# Is this Jet Set Willy or Manic Miner?
I always got the two confused.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Same character
but he wears the top hat in Jet Set Willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:10, archived)
# ahh
the copy protection on those cassettes was fantastic. I used to have to get my dad to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:11, archived)
# My favourite system of copy protection on the Spectrum
was the Lenslok. I had that for my copy of 'The Art Studio' (complete with Kempston Mouse).

The thing did not seem to be very durable - I remember it was eventually held together with sellotape.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:14, archived)
# I think I remember a friend of mine having one of those.
Kinda makes me wonder why people bitch so hard about DRM these days.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:25, archived)
# No amount of tape or glue will get a response server going to make it work after they choose to stop.
And those devices didn't crawl into your data and delete it, run on your machine in background
all the time, or send little postcards of what other games/apps you are using... etc etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:10, archived)
# Compo saver!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:02, archived)
# is that Snow Leopard you're running there?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:55, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Goodness,
An enormous Willy on B3ta! Have a click.
(Astatine, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# people who havent been on this board more than a year
shouldn't get an opinion on compo's lol

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:46, archived)
# silly vodkafiend
who likes to be loved?
(JoePesky, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Let's not pretend that anyone here is more important than anyone else now
Except me of course
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:52, archived)
# why not draw b3ta on a wall
in your 'new' style (that is mainly unreadable) that is crap. Or just suck a dick? Bollocks , i'm off to play resident evil
(JoePesky, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:56, archived)
# *tough guy on the internet siren*
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 4:00, archived)
# Christ, I heard the waaaaaaaaaambulance siren all the way from /talk
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 4:03, archived)
# i miss the old days
women were women and men were men
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 4:05, archived)
# *sudden urge to read HHGTTG*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Hairy Horace Goes the Triple Gash?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Heaving Heffers Gush Tepid Twat Goo?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Trashing the compo is good clean fun.
Everywhere else on the net they fawn and suckhole the site lords and the image
challenges. Not us, we'll shit on anything until we get a few laughs out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 4:07, archived)
# just shutup and make more o' dat funny shit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 4:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:01, archived)
# holy shit
this one enters a whole new level of 'creepy' -- but in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Strange man is strange.
Grabbed a bunch more odd headshots surfing about recently.
Some more screaming people and some other odd people like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:11, archived)
# ?
Daddy?
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:45, archived)
# I have no opinion on Compo's lol.
Isn't it rather a good lol though?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 4:47, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Cor, he's hung like a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:31, archived)
# or a ball of yarn
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Hot dog jumping frog , Albuquerque
(JoePesky, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:32, archived)
# More like a duck really
have you seen a duck's nob? It looks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:33, archived)
# Very long, only one pixel thin and not actually attached to it's body?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:36, archived)
# stop zooming in to fake cocks
haha
(JoePesky, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:41, archived)
# yeah i saw a documentary about it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:42, archived)
# draw a dino cock and you will be ok
(JoePesky, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:46, archived)
# You think I haven't done that already?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Tiny recalcitrant wizard hugs supreme lord of stencils for a dollar.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:34, archived)
# satsar
you have websit?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Sort of. I couldn't afford the hosting so I cobbled together some garbage @
Ttssattsr.com
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:15, archived)
# Art. Literature. Dentertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:23, archived)
# SIGN UP FOR MY FORUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:30, archived)
# if only rape was so simple....
(JoePesky, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:36, archived)
# This offends me.
Why the fuck is it a jpeg?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 4:49, archived)
# if the compo is wank why enter it ? ?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:20, archived)
# :D
i filled in the blanks below

V
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Well, hello Mr Desktop! I must say, this is most unexpected, you have never greeted me before :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:30, archived)
# To prove that limits of the challenge
lead to something utterly orthodox and pitifully lacking in funny. If it gets in the top 5, the challenge has failed.

*throws down gauntlet in general direction of floor*
(Hal Baffe, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:20, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:22, archived)
[challenge entry] This challenge is utter wank

click for embiggening
(Hal Baffe, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Ah, the enigmatic smile...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry Hal

MADE FROM HAL'S PICTURE www.b3ta.com/board/9810326
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Well it's an improvement tbh
I'm going to be pissed off if it gets more votes though
(Hal Baffe, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:17, archived)
# I spent ages on it.
I have to go to sleep now, I'm supposed to be test driving a rather fast car tomorrow and I don't want to crash.
EDIT: There you go, consider it free advertising for your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Have fun!
Is it a Toyota Celica?
(Hal Baffe, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Yes, category C write off but fucking cheap
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Good luck
(Hal Baffe, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:18, archived)
# MOANERLISA.JPG/COMPO
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:51, archived)
# It's a PNG
so there.
(Hal Baffe, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:53, archived)
# You missed a trick there, you could have had the background transparent instead of white.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:53, archived)
# hmmm...
good idea
(Hal Baffe, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:57, archived)
# nice
although I find I rarely use the portrait option on my shiny new flat monitor, all the cables fall out
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:52, archived)
# The ones in the hospital I'm working in are all portrait so you can look at x-rays better.
Using them for emails and stuff feels a bit weird though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:55, archived)
# it would prolly make more sense to use portrait here
but my desk is such a mess, there'd be a total A4 landslide
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Having a perfectly square monitor would mean you wouldn't have to worry.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:26, archived)
# It would be better if people stopped complaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:52, archived)
# That's what they said about Auschwitz
apparently
(Hal Baffe, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Yes, because an image challenge on a website IS similar to the holocaust.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:54, archived)
# JEW HATER!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:55, archived)
# And yet they still enter.... strange really
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:54, archived)
# No
It would be still rubbish, but everyone would feel lonely because they wouldn't know that everyone else felt the same.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:54, archived)
# The challenges are what people make them. People are imaginative enough to make even the worst idea work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:56, archived)
# well obviously
but it's always fun to complain about the compo being rubbish.
It wouldn't be new compo day without a load of complaining.
Although this one is particularly bad.....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Yeah, but it's a little surprising that this challenge got picked given the rather less-than-positive response when it was suggested;
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post573769
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 2:58, archived)
# Less surprising if you look at the site that inspired it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Here.
gizmodo.com/383942/desktop-clutter-art-a-go+go
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Ooh, I'll have to steal some of those and then create inferior reproductions for the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:04, archived)
# That's the spirit
(Hal Baffe, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:09, archived)
# More surprising when you see how old that site is
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:04, archived)
# It was only last year.
I know the internet has a fast turnover of ideas, but hell it's hardly ancient.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:06, archived)
# 21 months ago!
Some of us weren't even born then!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:09, archived)
# and
it was only suggested 4 days ago. Unlikely it had time to get MORE votes than ANY other suggestion. EVAH
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:02, archived)
# What on earth makes you think this is a democracy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Fraser claiming that people had voted for it
made me think there was a pretence thereto
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:06, archived)
# He just said that people had voted for it. Not that it had got the most votes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:08, archived)
# squirming apologist!
I bet you'd find something good to say about Hitler if he was setting the image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:12, archived)
# He did have rather good hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:22, archived)
# well, ok
but apart from that
and the trains
and the great buildings
and the resonant iconography
mabe that would make a good challenge: what would hitler do with potatoshop if he was alive today?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:28, archived)
# I dunno but personally I'd prefer to see a challenge that was open ended and potentially humourous
rather than a technical exercise in folder manipulation
(Hal Baffe, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Well yeah. That is the ideal.
Sometimes you just have to think REALLY hard to find an open end.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Moo, you need to tell people to be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:08, archived)
# I'm TRYING ttssotenhamhotspusr.
Sometimes I think people don't realise I'm king of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Lets play a game. Fill in the blank:

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:11, archived)
# The blank contains: mostly torso.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:12, archived)
# the blank contains
people rising to, and arguing with, complaints about this week's compo.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Kay.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:17, archived)
# You're an angry man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Shit man, I didn't know it was a psychological analysis.
I'd have added more satanic messages and pentacles and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Eek, what is he doing to that cat or dog?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:17, archived)
# You decide, that the point of the game.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Haha fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Hhoooooo fuccck!
Talhcalksbs is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:33, archived)
# Why does no one elses involve something being killed?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Nodoby is angry.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:41, archived)
# OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 3:51, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 4:00, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 4:03, archived)
# YES THIS IS 10/10.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 5:16, archived)
# I wouldn't call this challenge wank...
A wank can be quite entertaining.

Seriously, this is worse than the exel one...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:03, archived)

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