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Bad Horsey re-edited

original here

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crab_bloke), Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)

i wish i had 2 nobs

(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)

HOT PISS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)

I think I'll pass on the Tortellini.

Not al dente enough.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)

Ho ho ho

Bah humbug

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Rincewind, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:21, archived)

Ha ha!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)

HAHA - mind if I park this Pea here?

(truth about electricty safety at Christmas)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)

haha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)

Love it

as indeed I did the first time I saw it :-)

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Rincewind, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)

lolz0rs

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)

Hahaha excellent!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)

excellent!

:DD

(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)

That's wonderful

It's great, fantastic, spectacular...

I'll just pylon the compliments.

*click*

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An Egg ,D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)

woosome

and some:)

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)

So true :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)

hahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)

The perfect gift this Christmas

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Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)

she never wins...the clowns well had her there

(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)

yay!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)

FEARS!!!!!!!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)

Classic!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)

Oooohhhh, nice!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)

FUCK!

That's good internets

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)

That there...

Is top stuff.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)

hahaha

it's more real than you think
www.meldrum.co.uk/mhp/testcard/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)

Surely Bindun already, but meh.

Click for bigger (144 kb)

(Ayrshore, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)

Le lol

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)

Oo la la!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)

avey voo un shambre avec doosh

(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)

Non.

J'ai une petite pièce sous l'escalier, à côté de la famille Fritzl.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)

Pfffft!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)

CRYSTAL METH PRESENTS: Owls in bobble hats #7

Owl 1
Owl 2
Owl 3
Owls 4 and 5
Owl 6

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)

tis no owl

tis a finger puppet!

ITS A PAPAAEEEEEEET!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)

FENGA PAPPET!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)

He just likes a good scratch

Like this fella:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5jGAERp0Yg&feature=autofb

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Ian Woosnam, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

That's adorable!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)

can you do hats for me preying mantits?

(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)

Possibly...

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)

Seriously

Where is that finger going? *click* anyway ^^

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vanja, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)

Cheers!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)

Oh how I love owls in bobble hats.

Sadly I cannot knit but we have owls in our trees who I am sure desperately need bobble hats.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)

A mate of mine once had an owl in a towel at a wedding.

It basically flew into their windscreen on the way there, and wasn't at all well, so they wrapped it in a towel to keep it warm and comfy until they could get it to a vet.

I think they did actually manage to get it treated, but it was in a pretty bad way and died a couple of days later :'o(

RIP, Owl in Towel.

True story.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)

d'ye wanna talk abarit?

(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)

Aw. I shall dedicate the next bobble-hatted owl to its memory.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)

yaaay

i love all of these.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)

arh come on its is nearly christmas

you know you love 'em...go 'ed!

(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)

quick post, but had to get this off my chest.

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)

I suppose response so far has been a little strange eh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)

a guy on another forum made it

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)

Not their own work?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)

So wow...

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)

*spangs*

Haha great one. As I'm in a pea mood have:

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)

chord humour

lol x

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)

Not chords! Tshirt!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)

me confuddled here

what would Tshirt do?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)

It's the G suspended chord.:P

or G sus.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)

*groan*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)

*assumes the position*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)

I have a lot more where that came from, young man.

young man.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)

I understand,

and therefore appreciate this!

despite being a drummer

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)

Drummers are awesome :)

especially if they can play multiple instruments :)

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Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)

They are also invaluable when setting up a stage.

When you see drool coming out of both sides of their mouths you know the stage is level.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)

What do you call a drumer in a suit?

The defendant!

Musiclols!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)

How do you know when a rhythm guitarist is at your door?

Can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six, one to do the actual job the other 5 to stand around saying how they would have done it better.

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)

What's the biggest advantage of using a drum machine?

You only have to punch information in once.

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)

How do you make a rhythm guitarist play queitly?

Put sheet music in from of them.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to hold everything else constant.

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zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two but fuck knows how they got in there!

That's my fave lightbulb joke ever.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)

Everyone would apparrently love the wire

And 24
And prison break
And lost
And flash forward
And the west wing

BUT I DONT WANT TO SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF MY LIFE WATCHING A BILLION EPISODES OF SOME TV PROGRAM!

I hate it when people keep pleading with me to watch the above programs...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)

then you should buy a t shirt

which i am not selling but someone else must be

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)

you should watch Eastenders

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)

programmes :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)

Pffft.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)

Yeah that's just it; once something has been on for years it takes a massive commitment to catch up with it

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zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)

The Wuffle Bunny Guide To TV Series:

the wire - Brilliant the best ever superlatives are not enough etc etc.
24 - Fantastic great fun "dammit" drinking games good times.
prison break - Meh.
lost - Got boring quickly.
flash forward - Got very boring very quickly.
the west wing - Takes some getting into but well worth the effort.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)

24 is a parody of itself these days

I don't think I've ever seen TV as formulaic as the last season.

Still good fun though.

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zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)

ah yes, the '24' drinking game

'happy days' :)

*still loves 24, regardless*
/has also stuck with Lost and Flashforward

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)

I've stuck with Lost as it's still entertaining bunkum

Gave up on 24 when it went to Sky. Frankly it was only ever going to really work for one series and that series didn't work because they only commissioned half of it.

Never watched The Wire, Prison Break, Flash Forward or The West Wing.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)

I'm keenly looking forward to the last season of Lost

half because I've really enjoyed the last season, (and as you say, it really is enjoyable hokum) and they could go out on a high, and half because I want to see if they really can tie everything up convincingly at the end.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)

I got lost on Lost

during season 3 when the focus was more on "the others" and all the initial mystery/fantasy was lost. From all I hear it picks up on the mysterious aspect in later seasons in which case I may rent some to catch up.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)

season three drudged along a bit, season 4 picked it up (introduced several newbies)

season 5 delved right into the mythology (jacob/island especially)
and ended on a high.
Season 6 promises a lot, *fingers crossed* it delivers

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)

Is 6 the last one?

I thought it was going to 7

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)

Nope, next season is the last (17/18 episodes)

they have a lot to cram in
/starts Feb.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)

Now that sounds more like it.

It was the mythology that set it apart from anything else on TV at the time and I was gutted they tried to ground it in too much reality (cf. Phantom Menace & midi-chlorians vs. The Force).

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)

The West Wing was ace

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)

I've stuck with Lost as it's still entertaining bunkum

Gave up on 24 after season 2 or 3. Frankly it was only ever going to really work for one series and that series didn't work because they only commissioned half of it.

Never watched The Wire, Prison Break, Flash Forward or The West Wing.

hey...what a coincidence!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)

haha, you are my Dutch Equivalent!

It is my theory that everyone in the world has a Dutch Equivalent.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)

Hahaha that's a good theory

and probably correct too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)

I gave up on 24 after series 3.

I've stuck with Lost, and am sticking with FlashForward even though it is a pile of pants

I also like Defying Gravity.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)

series three was pants (in comparison) to say the least

season 5 more than made up for that though :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)

series 5 of 24 was fantastic

I loved the happy shopper Nixon President.

I quite enjoyed the last series, especially the fruity and feisty sidekick he picked up.

But all the toing and froing with TOOONNNYYYY!!!!! got a bit annoying after a while

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)

thankfully he may just have a 'minor' role in the last season

/at best. It's not been confirmed even if he shows up.
He's not in the promo pic, anyway:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:24_Season_8_Cast.jpg

/oh, and Happy Shopper Nixon is back

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)

I thought his wife killed him in season 6?

oh, but when did that matter in the 24-iverse

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)

no no, early in season 7, Renee did say that he was still alive and living on his retreat still

he survived, and has been confirmed as coming back next year

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)

I can't believe you're saying this

If someone recommends a show to you, you should very well spend a couple of days watching it. Until someone else recommends something else.
If you play your cards right, you could be watching television all the time!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)

I LOVE THE WIRE

But I think it's okay if you don't.

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zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)

TJ: has anyone made a badge yet?

Quick and shit but if your standards are abominably low it's all yours.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)

But my images are okay.

Even the bad ones.

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zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)

Mine have never been anything other than bad

But I thought that storing them on b3tards would make the less-bad ones safe... Meh.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)

You can still get them

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)

Really?

How? I've only got a couple left on my page...

EDIT: Ah-ha!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)

I meant okay as in safe, not okay as in of average quality

They're all of very low quality.

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zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)

You can download them in a zip

www.b3tards.com/

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)

Hurrah!

Cheers!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)

Aha!

Blimey. 47 Meg. Those 50k's certainly add up, don't they...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)

hehe, liking this :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)

That's a point actually.

My Websherrif and Retro Sci-fi badges bit the dust as well :o/

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)

To be fair it was always stated that the images were never going to be there perminently

I'm a glass half full person and I'm greatful how long robtoo managed to keep them on for.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)

Oh yeah totally.

And actually, losing all the old stuff might force me to stop being such a reposting slapper and make more original stuff. I've tracked down my 2 precious FPs and rehosted, so no harm, no foul.

It just seemed a bit summary is all.

But having seen his explanation is is a lot clearer.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)

"Have you seen The Wire?"
"I've just finished season 2"
"OMFG SEASON 3 IS TEH BESTEST!"
"Cool"
"Oh no wait, which one was season 3?"
"I haven't watched it yet"
"Which one is season 2?"
"The shipyard one.."
"Oh yeah... oh hang on no i'm thinking of season 4. THATS TEH BESTEST"
"Fuck off"

(UTB, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)

Yes!

THANK YOU!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)

hahahaha

I would buy this.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)

Can I get a Soprano's one?

I'm sick of saying "Yes, I KNOW I should have watched it. I'm sorry. But I don't think I can find a spare week to watch it all now."

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)

People who read this thread also bought . . .

The Clangers
Chorleton & The Wheelies

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doog Don't read this., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)

But The Sopranos was ace!

And should have featured in the Wuffle Bunny guide to TV Series above as "essential viewing cannot recommend more etc etc".

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)

HAHAHA

*clickies like a loon*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)

Pffft!

Nice.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)

A+++++

Top of the class.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)

Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)

Hahaha! you nutter!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)

hahah lovely

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)

pffffffrt!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)

now that's what I call B3TA

superb

(prostheses, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)

Top

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An Egg ,D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)

Now that you've won the interweb

I hope you'll still share.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)

Hahahaha!!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)

this is so good it makes christmas seem real again... :D

For this i thankyou and *click

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)

ha ha! Brilliant!

Well done Mof, my first genuine pfffffft from a b3ta post this week. Fantastic.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 9:26, archived)

speechless

A++++

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mozza, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)

hhaha

best thing I seen in ages :D

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)

Merry License Fee-Mas

(Leemondus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)

nonsense, there are some great shows on TV this Christmas

such as

er

oh

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)

There's also...

and...

hmmm.

(Leemondus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)

720 or 1080?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)

looks like 405 to me

They stopped broadcasting 405 line when the Black and White Minstrell show was deemed un-PC

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)

The Gruffalo is on at Christmas!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)

is anything showing brookside?

Even on some obscure Sky TV channel?

My mom really wants to watch all the old brooksides again, and to be honest, so do i as it was the only soap i ever got into. Ah, the exploits of Jimmy and Jackie Corkhill, Sinbad and Mick - and who can forget 'tinhead'? Good times!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)

you just watched it for the lezzers, admit it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)

I <3 Dux!

Tomorrow at 11am it's the Happy Friday Song!
Hello the board!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)

DUX!

Nice work on the smug expression, sah! I was anticipating gleehands and unexpected horse though!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)

i just noticed

someone MUST make a duck door handle - his beak and head look like one.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)

HONK

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)

that's geese, you silly

if only there were some sort of geese warning system available

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)

It is a french duck

it most likely smells

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)

Isn't that geese?

LOL second!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)

Do you take requests for the Friday song?

I'd sell my children* to see you do this...

*Actual children may not exist

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)

ROFL

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)

I do take requests, however

howeverI need to know the song fairly well to do it and I'm not familiar with this one and I also have no sound so it's quite difficult to learn it.

EDIT: Having listened last night you can keep your children.
hmmmm

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)

Ignorance has a lot to be said in its favour.

This suggestion is a case in point.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)

DUX!

*anticipates the morning*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)

Nah, it's all downhill after this excellent post . . .

it's all downhill after this excellent post . . . no mine not yours!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)

I find that a hard to believe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)

DUX

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)

ho he ho he haw <--- French laugh

Although I'm worried about your duck.

There's quite an over-hang and I'm concerned he may topple-over. Please consider drawing the legs further forward on future ducks.

Yours etc.

Zak McFlimby.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)

Dear Mr. McFlimby

Thankyou for your recent comments and French laughter regarding my highly excellent duck animation.

Should you look at a real duck you'll notice that their legs are quite far back on their bodies SO COCK OFF BEFORE I WIPE BOGIES ON YOUR MUM!

Best regards

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)

Dear Mr Hat

Could you manage a 6pm appointment? I have to go out at 7pm.

Kind regards,

Zak's Mum.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)

Dear Zak's mum

I'm really sorry but I can't manage 6 'o' clock.

If I post the bogies to you can you please wipe them on yourself?

Best retards

DTH
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)

I bet you're still reading this,

despite it going off-board.

Whereas you should be off somewhere researching your duck proportions.
How can you possibly expect to pass your duck ergonomics exams if you're too busy reading b3ta posts of the past or packaging mail-order bogies to old women?
Hmmm?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)

Of course I'm not still reading this!

I'm off researching duck ergonomics . . .

*wipes bogey on package*

*sticks stamp on sticky bogey*
saves licking it see

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)

Good, I didn't think you'd be still reading this

hence my not checking it (or replying to it).

*quits philately forever*

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)

Buy new DTH brand extra-salty stamps

Mmmmm!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)

I feel obliged to support your new venture.

I'd consider it my stamp duty.

ho ho ho.
If only Dave was still reading this...

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)

Yeah, he'd've loved that

he'd've loved thatHe's very fond of puns

but as you say he stopped reading ages ago because he's so cool
Ha ha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)

That's not what I heard...

I heard his name was rhyming slang and that he doesn't actually use MS Paint. I heard he was actually not even a "real" person at all, but rather an evil corporate marketing agency that is using underhand methods to advertise on "the Internets" and that his stuff is full of subliminal messages and that he also smells of wet biscuits.

I'm pleased he isn't reading this any more, or DaveCorp Ltd. would probably send out an assassin or something.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)

*leaps out from behind the curtain swinging a visciously over-elaborate ninja weapon*

HAAAIIIII-YIIIIIIII!

*own ear plops wetly onto the carpet*

Ow!

*slinks off leaving only a wet biscuity smell*
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)

haha!

I bet this morning, when you woke-up, you didn't expect to be typing that paragraph today.

It read a bit like a specialist porn novel.
Very specialist.

I bet.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)

Ashally, I wrote it last night, it's just

I wrote it last night it's justan amazing coincidence
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)

And I'm CERTAINLY not checking this

the following morning to ensure I get the last word!
so there!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 8:20, archived)

Me neither.

That would be incredibly sad.

Which of course I'm not.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)

Especially this late on a Friday night . . .

the following morning to ensure I get the last word!
so there!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)

Now that would be sad.

So it's just as well this hasn't spilled-over into Saturday...

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)

Ahhhh, Monday morning and I've completely

Monday morning and I've completelyforgotten about this thread . . .
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)

It's a shame Dave's not about

otherwise I'd be able to smugly climb aboard my pedant box and point-out that it's Monday afternoon not morning.

Although I'd probably think twice about getting into a pedantry bout as I'm particularly good at getting things wrong myself.
So instead, I'd probably just say something else instead.

Like "Poooooooo! What's that smell? Has somebody dropped a packet of digestives in a puddle?"

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)

yeah, but I think if Dave were here,

but I think if Dave were herehe might point out that he was so pissed Sunday night he missed a few hours . . . still he obviously wasn't that pissed that he completely forgot about this thread.

shit
Hahahahaha! Tuesday night!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)

Pardon?

You'll have to speak up - I'm not here.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:10, archived)

Had to get this out of my head

Click for bigger (51 kb)

De-RIS, as probably no-one else watches it

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le brian, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)

I watches it!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)

i watch it

does that make me a saddo?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)

(xspat, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)

Hahaha. Who cares it's £50 (for £40 cash on ebay):P

Last chrimbo pea.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:21, archived)

That's a Hollywood line if ever I saw one.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)

No a child's line?

(took ages to find after the great b3tards deletion of '09)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)

Pffft.

I feel for all you talented people who lost stuff which wasn't backed up.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)

I lost stuff too!:P

Actually I had it all backed up. It was just a question of delving into my aRchives.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)

I lost at least 37 FPs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)

I could have done with losing the majority of the shite I have made you all endure over the past year!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)

I'm sure if you posted links to rob he'd be more that unhappy to replace them.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)

You can download it all in a zip file from b3tards

if your know your 20 digit username

www.b3tards.com/

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)

it was fun typing in obvious passwords in b3tards and seeing the images other people had planted there

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)

And the b3ta post award of the year goes to Barb!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)

So thats how he gets round the world so fuckin fast

(xspat, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)

Both now full grown...

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Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)

No crown.

Fake.
;)

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)

Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*

but you still get one of these

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)

hahaha

this is how my grandmother thinks my office works

"Are there many black people where you work, dear?"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)

I've been watching Cast Offs which I'm loving

If you haven't see it, it's a comedy drama by the makers of Shameless. A group of different disabled people
are sent to an island in a reality show. There's
a fantastic quote about actors playing disabled peeps in movies,
summerised by the phrase, 'Spacking up is the new blacking up.':D
What I love about it is they use disabled actors and some who weren't but were trained up.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)

Heh heh

that was very much like my first office. Pre computers huge dusty ledgers and my evil boss hovering over my desk each time he had an individual thing to file which quite frankly would have been quicker for him to file the filing room being much closer to his office than my workstation which was in another room.

I suggested once that he keeps all the things he wanted filing in one place in his office so I could file them all in one go towards the end of the day. To this day I am convinced he believed I was talking in Martian or something.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)

You're either:

-Really old, or

-Mid-twenties, but hailing from Aberdeenshire.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)

LOL

Really old, and hailing from South Yorkshire. Will that do?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)

Yes.

Sorry for suggesting that you might come from Aberdeenshire; it's a pretty terrible thing to say about a person.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)

To be fair

From my post it was easy to assume I was as far removed from civilisation as it's possible to be.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)

'huge dusty ledgers' sounds like Scrooge's office porn stash

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)

Well, if he had one

if he had onethat was something he filed himself thankfully.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)

I beg to differ. They were full grown but now have probably shrunk a bit.

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)

Lolmenopause

Lolopause.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)

Like the Russel Howard menopause cake gag.

*chew*
It's a bit dry. I was expecting some jam too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)

Oh you better watch out, she' starting to cry

she' starting to cryShe's starting to pout and I'm tellin you why
Menopause is coming to town

She's having trouble sleeping
She's a bitch when she's awake
so get yourself a mallet
and a REAL SHARP Wooden stake

Oh you better watch out
I'm telling you straight
For your sake I hope it's just her periods late
Menopause is coming.... TO TOWN!

Bob Rivers

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)

Hahaha

So no change from the standard woman then?:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)

Just watch it mate.

I may look like a wuffle bunny but by golly by gum I will swear that song was written by someone who knows me ;)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)

What nice old ladies.

I wonder if they have cats?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)

They have two old pussies

;)

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Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)

Aaaargh!

I walked into that one :(

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)

You could walk into either, they're big enough.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)

*facepalms*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)

There's an ITV crimbo special if ever I saw one

Judi Dench and Anna Massey as crime fighting grannies combating cristmas related murder and intrigue

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)

with tits

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)

Where's the one cup?

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Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)

merry xmas

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)

Hahaha

Chrimbo pea.

EDIT: 'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:06, archived)

have another

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)

lol

I hope he kept the receipt.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)

have another

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)

awww

such a delicate smothering technique

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)

in fact - Mary's first child - the real son of God - the ginger one depicted here

was hidden away at her aunties house.

He went on to become a bit of a tearaway in Nazareth.

His name was Kevin.

To this day all gingers are related to him.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)

Kevin Christ

it's got a ring to it. I like it.
All hail Kevin.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)

*voice of god*
"Nooo - I said *mother* him!"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)

Hahahaha!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)

i have missed the horribly disfunctional stick figure family

Is this a pea from last year? Seems quite familiar...

Nice dildo!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)

it is a shameless pearoast- too busy to draw new stuff, sorry

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)

too busy? Thats a rubbish excuse

My reply here probably took longer than it took you to draw it

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)

that's not fair, I am a thalidomide so it takes me a lot longer

may be a lie

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)

poor dear

i can just imagine you with a wacom strapped to your head :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)

that's not a wacom...

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)

hehehehe...

I've decided I don't like this compo...

Not because it's shite (for once) but because I'm REALLY looking forward to christmas this year. It's quite a strange feeling, and I've no idea why.
And all this horrible crimbo malarky is making me sad

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)

Did you convince the missus that the yorkshire pot idea is a winner yet?

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zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)

sadly not

she's decided she doesn't like meat that begins with a 'P'(!!!)

So we are having chicken and duck as a compromise.
I've yet to decide whether to stuff one into the other... stop sniggering at the back

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)

have you recently become a dad?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)

^this

becoming a dad gayed me right up

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)

You'd never know...

I understand your username now, you terrible CUNT!

Have an unsettled "woo yay" to your pictures.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)

nah... unless you count my kitty cats

I dunno. It's probably because I'm finishing work next friday, so I've got an extra long holiday; got the mother visiting, and... I dunno...

I'm just REALLY looking forward to it.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)

The original and best Geordie

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:01, archived)

She's lying.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)

Why does she preteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend?

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)

its plain to see

www.swaneerivers.com/USERIMAGES/Plane%20in%20Sea%201.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)

wilfully ignoring the compo criteria

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)

by that sly smile

I reckon she's already started with the eggs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)

she's already on the vinegar strokes

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)

Unfeasibly large tube

she's only small but very moist is Liz.

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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)

it's for her dry crusty anus

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)

MONTY!

It's "dry crusty Royal anus"

please don't forget who you are referring to.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)

*kneels before the Royal Crusty Anus*

with a straw

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)

she eats a lot of paté. I expect.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)

(Leemondus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)

DAS LURKER!

nice one :)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)

have an unrelated pearoast

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)

I used that very hat for my effort last night.

It's so shit I won't even pimp it here.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)

It is better to receive, than to give...

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Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:21, archived)

I think shed love it

after her husband died her arse hasn't had any attention.

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)

As long as she takes her teeth out first

she'll sound like a flamenco dancer otherwise

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)

Unfestive Pea...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)

Pssst!

...where has everybody gone? A Vaga...er...Barbie! :)

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Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)

Hahaha! You forgot to turn it on....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)

hehehe

would you like a biscuit Ada?
Ada?
ADA?

it's no good she's gone.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)

Deep Vein Throbosis

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)

Hahahaha...

Hiya fluffy! :D

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Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)

And there's more

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)

can't stop looking at his winkey

You've got the hang just right!

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:20, archived)

......And that was the last time Bert and his wife were asked to organise

the Allotment & Leek Growers Club Christmas bash.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:20, archived)

Merry Christmas one and all

(yumblog.co.uk, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)

God I saw them talking on Telly this morning...

.. All this toss about protecting those who have drive and ambition.

i.e. More tax breaks for the rich. Oh and no changes to lovely big business bonuses. Woot.

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)

you're doing it wrong

no...you're doing it wrong

no...we're doing it right

no...you're doing it wrong

no...we're doing it right

/politics

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)

It's all their fault

but we were cleaning up the mess you left us in

but that's because you left a mess for us

but only because you left a mess for us...

(repeat to fade)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:20, archived)

yup :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)

I found an incredible document a while ago, the Conservative style guide

It tells them how they can adjust the logo and what sort of pictures of David Cameron to use (only photos of him doing stuff, no profiles!) and so on.

edit: www.conservatives.com/Get_involved/Party_Logos.aspx
Click "Download the logo design guide (PDF file)"

"The highly visible Conservative gradient is often used for posters, campaign literature and policy leaflets"

They have their own gradient? Shit.

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zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)

It starts off bright clear and blue, fades to a washed out grey

then rapidly descends into darkness.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)

pfft... Compo it!

sounds like most christmases to me

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)

I learned the hard way, many moons ago....

many moons ago....not to talk politics on teh interwebz. And I have stuck to this without exception since 1999 until now.

But honestly? Cameron scares me witless. The tories scare me witless. I remember the tory governments of the 70s and the 80s and DO NOT WANT those times again.

/politics (for another 10 years)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)

my mum thought Thatcher was lovely

and she thought Blair was a socialist

I just thought they were both cunts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)

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