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# No one has posted anything creative in over an hour
I cleaned my work-top tonight:


Click for bigger (206 kb)


Let's see some of yours :D
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Nice manly mug there Jimmy ;)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# BTW
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# That is utter fucking win!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# End machine is a nice touch.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Aye, I like the downfall feel of it ;)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# That's one of my more civilised mugs I use on Sundays
it matches a small tray, and makes me feel like an Edwardian aristocrat when I walk up the staircase from the kitchen; who really should have died in some hunting accident somewhere dramatic, like Surrey
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# TO BANBURY!
:D
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# To bed!
:)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# But I'm just e-mailing myself a picture of my desk to join in :(
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Finally,
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# not a chance
i've been on the piss all weekend, this place is a shit heap
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# /coat
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Horrific!
THE CLEAN, IT BURNS.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# he's using a coaster, ffs
that's the international sign of GAY
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
#
coaster stack of post-it notes.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# he's using them as a coaster
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I have a collection of coasters
from the muppets. Does that make me gay?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# no
just a little odd
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# But the muppets are the best thing ever :(
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# what about sex and chocolate?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I don't think there was ever any sex or chocolate in The Muppets!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I use manuals for old equipment.
Once the rings get too thick you can tear off a new surface.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# i'm surprised you haven't got a china cup and saucer
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Mugs!
Cups have weedy bases and tip too much.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# mugs are the best
i've got a 1.5 litre mickey mouse mug from disneyland.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# My desk
looks like a bomb went off.

and always will.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# This is clean for me.
The door is open because I'm painting things inside, and it smells like chemical hell in here. Yay!
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usQuickPost Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)
# chemical hell is a great name for a band
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Yes. I also like Horrible Accident DEATH.
Lots of screaming teenagers.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# ok, here is my shit
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Oh dude.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I hate you!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# got amazing deals on my audio gear
I KNOW PEOPLE
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# It's not that,
as much as you actually having space for it :(

All my music gear is locked away at present :(
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# aww. you're breaking my heart, sush :(
although you could make space clearing out those silly books
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# I know books are silly but I love them.
And I have my vinyl safely kept away. Well, it's not really my collection. It is my collection, plus my dads 40 years of vinyl collecting collection too. Genuinely priceless to me.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# nice one
when i got back into vinyl my friends and fam were desperate to unload all their old records on me.. which i gladly accepted

(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# that is way too organised
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# i like the plate of dinner at right
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# nice
i have no picture of mine, but it's not quite as tidy, it has a PC, mac mini, both running through a belkin switch to the same monitor keyboard. a wireless HP deskjet, an a4 laser printer and a 1TB portable harddrive.

shelf space above has mrs thors crafting bits, thoretta's paints and crafting bit, my software books, some japanese book on martial art, akira kurosawas autobiography, some old japanese movies and the LOTR collectors trilogy with the statuettes.

the best i've seen is my friend who just had his loft converted to accomodate all his music equipment and home cinema, he has a 102inch screen with 7.1 sound and far too many gizmos. he even has a finger print digital lock on the door to keep his missus out.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I want to be that man!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# ^this
although my mrs would bring down the door with an axe if i locked her out
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Attention beer drinkers - don't get mad, get infographics-ing(aling)
Not funny. Just sad. And true.
Support your local beer heroes.

click to bigify.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# May I be the first to say,
What the fuck?

What is the point you are trying to make here?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# That one company produces insanely expensive beer.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# So expensive is better?
I'll stick with my 6 for a fiver Strongbow :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Yay Strongbow!
Of course, over here it's Posh...
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# i don't care how posh it is or isn't
it tastes nice
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# It does
There is just a contingency of strange people who think wearing Burberry and drinking Strongbow is British Posh.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# these people are idiots
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Well.. yeah...
It's comical.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# just look at americans
quite a lot of them still think all brits are posh, live in the countryside and are quite effeminate
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# aheeerrrr
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# To be fair,
it isn't "pikey" over here. Every pub sells it. But then again, Fosters is pretty shit and pikey....
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# fosters is rancid pisswater
but, then again, i don't like beer.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# No, you're right.
And I do like beer :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# what is your opinion of magner's?
i quite like it, but it tends to upset my stomach
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# I have no issue with Magners, but I would rather drink other things.
One thing I wouldn't, and won't do, is put ice in my Magners.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# as would i
other things that include red aftershock and aussie white
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I can't do white wine at all.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# i wouldn't really call it white wine
it's brown, for a start
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I wouldn't think so
I can't explain it.

Nevermind.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Don't worry, it isn't posh over here :D
But it is a lot more acceptable than drinking White Lightning or Ace :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Everclear!
Mmmm...
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# They do make some good TV commercials
keeping a lot of unknown actors busy - even if it is pretty shit.

but this VB ad is tops!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfv6djceGnY

(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Was that Michael Clarke signing the miniature bat?
Brilliant :D
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# sorry, I don't know enough
cricket bat signers from Oz to be sure.

Interesting that the agency shows this as a Fosters VB ad - I thought they were not the same company!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 6:17, archived)
# I am RISsing as well
but whatever...
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I am also not of the understanding
of this picture.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# The Portman Group presumably has spoken out against the penguin drink because it promotes irresponsible drinking
but doesn't speak out against Stella.

Stella has more alcohol for less money than the penguin drink but is produced by a manufacturer that is a member of the Portman Group (ABInBev).

Conspiracy or what?

I think that's the point that the original poster is trying to make. Am I right?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I think you are right Miss V,
but I think that is to miss the point. Not on your part, but on the original posters part.

Anyway, how's your lovely self? Have we lost you indefinitely to those evils on /theotherside? ;)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I'm fine but I'm afraid you have lost me
I still lurk over on /board, but I'm a horrible meany at heart so I think I fit in better on /talk.

Although, being an incorrigible misanthrope I don't think I truly fit in anywhere.

How're you?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Ha ha ah! Sounds about right, you were always horrible ;)
I am grand ta. I miss the old days :(

Even Sir DtH is rarely around anymore :(

Still, b3ta will forever remain I guess :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# well that just makes me thirsty
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I have some cheap booze if you want it.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Alcohol is for wimps, DRINK 100% FROG
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# FORG
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Monkey Beer
I want to remember...
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# MONKEY BEER ALSO HAS AIDS
But not much frog in it.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# monkey beer makes you forget.
and makes you a floozy if you of the female kind.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# i don't need monkey beer to flooze
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# blimey i remember Monkey beer.
But do you remember the other products in the monkey range?



it's for us ladeez
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# they are magical drinks
they make knickers disappear
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Drink Redsushi!
Where's Mr Horrible when you need him....
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Thank goodness for ayds.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# SPACK MONKEY

It's huge, soz
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Flower petal tongue, evil eyebrow monkey.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# This is tops :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# why must you upset monkeys?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Whats wrong
with upsetting monkeys?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# we throw shit in your face
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# And so again I ask...
Whats wrong with upsetting monkeys?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# nothing, if you like a faceful of monkey shit
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Mom?
:D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# is that Obama?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 1:56, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
WOO!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# KIRF.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# But where's the picture?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Oh there it is :)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# The bus was late.
Bloody 390.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# nirvana!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Or, indeed, any *obviously not Detroit* -based suicide rawk.


Edit: Yeah, OK, I got it wrong. I'm not a fan, therefore not worried about the accuracy.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Weren't nirvana....
from seattle?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Oh, I don't know....
Not my thang*

Edit: Way too old for all that.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# indeed.
i am missing a chunk of leg.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Scissor-related japes, I understand?
You strange person, you.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# i was pissed
and trying to cut off a loose bit of cotton.
i missed.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# :(
*band-aids*
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# i'm just putting a fresh one on
i had to peel the other one off after showering. i bloody hate pulling the damn things off!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# *live aids*
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Detroit?
Seattle...gah!

Very lovely piture. :)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Ta!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# While I'd add to others' calls that Nirvana were from Seattle,
as were Pearl Jam and, I believe, Mudhoney, can I also mention that other than Khayelitsha, Detroit may just be the most depressing place I've ever been? I didn't like it very much.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Erm, I really didn't have much time for them, or indeed Detroit.
Sorry on both counts.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Cobain's got plenty of time on his hands now
Probably some maggots by now, too.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Is this shopped sir, or is this a photo?
Either way, it is fucking awesome!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Not Shopped, or a photo.
Bit of 3D for ya.

Thanks!

Edit: KIRF = Keeping It Real Fake
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Well it looks gorgeous Mr JPG :D
How are you? Things going better for you yet? You deserve it :)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Bless you :)
heading back to Londinium soon, the experiment is well and truly over. Drinks on me, sir.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Make sure you get in touch when you make it back to Neverwhere :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# What were the skies like when you were young?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# They were rather lovely, actually.
Such as:


Edit: Real, btw...
;-)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Oh my! That is so beautiful.
I love clouds they're one of my bestest things.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's fantastic
 
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Lovely stuff as always JPG
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I'm 40 today. So i give you veg helmets
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Turnipaclava™
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I can confirm, categorically,
that the animal below is a stoat. It is a juvenile stoat, but a stoat nonetheless. I hope you're happy that you made me cry.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Arf!
Happy Birthday Grandad!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# *waves stick*
:)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Haha
What a bunch of vegetables
40 eh? You now have licence to use the phrase "I know your dad" when some bastard kid kicks their ball into your yard.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# this pleases me greatly
happy birthday, y'old bugger
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Good Onion Skills...
Good work, that man.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# 40 is nice.
Old enough to grump when you want to grump young enough to play when you want to play. Have a good one :)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# happy birthday mate!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Everything I do, I do it for Mu....
I do it for Mu....
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# That's a weasle :(
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I'M KIDDING I LOVE IT!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# No it isn't you cunt.
That is stoatily different from a weasle :(

I thought you would like it, now you're just being a JERK! :'(
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I was joking I love it.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# OH DUDE! I POSTED THE WRONG ONE!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Ohnoohnoohnoohno
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Actually, are you sure it's a stoat?
The mask type thing over its eyes is usually found on ferrets.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# It probably is a ferret. I don't know.
I'm sorry :'( I just tried to do something nice :(
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# It's lovely anyway <3
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# You're horrid.
That is why I am mean to sundrop.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# On the bright side now it's my turn to draw you a picture.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I want you to draw me a picture of
you in a state of gross apology to me, whilst you are holding a picture of me and stroking it, saying, "Redsushi, you know all there is to know about the Mustelidae family of mammals."
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Is that really what you want? It seems a waste of picture.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I want you to draw a picture of me.
Is that ok?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# What would you like me to work from?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i support your demands for
stoats

stoats rule
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Is that a badger?
[/;-D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# The stage is SETT for a fight :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# WHat a wonderful stoat
*chumlys*
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# CHAOS, REEIGNSZX
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# chocolate-dipped stoat
the newest taste sensation
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Nice beaver
oh sorry was watching porn

nice stoat
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# anyway dont stoats coats go white
in winter
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# You lot are such meanies :(


*flounces*
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# SToats
i love Toats
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# nice possum.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# You've all made me sadface
:'(
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Profiled :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Oh now it has glinty eyes.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Aye, that's the right one :D
Now he doesn't look like a drawing, he looks like a PHOTO!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# sorry the bigger boys
made me do it. *points*
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Whatever :'(
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# WHAT IS THAT, A WOLVERINE OR SOMETHING?
 
jklol
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# ROFLYEAH!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Smelly dog loves Mu.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# A rare drawing from me.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# *licks*
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I can't believe you're making me post this.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Who made you?
Is there someone there twisting your arm? :D

*twists*
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Smash demanded it.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Well it's awesome
and reminds me of a bg for a video game from the 80's.

*clicks*
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# i'm good at getting what i want
;)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# YAAAAAAY!!!
i love dragons!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Good go!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# The Marla Singer
of batterys...
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Silliness
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# WY & pfft!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# i like the one at the front
he seems to be slouching, inattentive.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Alkalines Anonymous
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# *Applauds*
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# i'd spang you for that one
but it's just too good
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Oh fucking hell.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Groan, Spang, Click,
In that order! :)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# The first step is admitting you're powerless.
That must be hard for a battery.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# How much do you charge them for therapy?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Nothing if they're all negative.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# First
lol of the day. Thanks!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# nobody fucks with the Jesus
8-year olds, dude
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Im a Lebowski
your a Lebowski

This is ace and woo with a side order of mmmm great
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# oooh
classy : )
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# AAU+
Depth holds really well.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# cheers!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Top pic
But I'm guessing you haven't seen The Exorcist
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# this is excellent
and reminds me of steve buscemi
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# shut the fuck up donny
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# pff
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Good to remember what this time of year
is about...bowling..or something.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# NPBODYU FUCVKS WITH FUCCKGOPOSE
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Ace!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# This is excellent.
And reminds me of Bubbles
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Lovely
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Um
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] It was not Climate-Change. It was vicious skeletons.

edit: compo'ed for the hell of it.
Also
bigger
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# : D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Could this be
Al Gore's next money spinner?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I want an ice age
and I want it now
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Emo Xmas
Warning: Sharp Edges

(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# SO we meet again and I offer my hand all dry and English slow....
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Give it up and bum him already.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# You look at me and I understand, it's a look I used to know.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Still singing about bumming.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# 3 long years and your favourite man, is that any way to say hello?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Draw me a picture whoop.
Draw me a stoat.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I'm totally gonna draw you a stoat now!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Aw man I'm totally looking forward to you drawing me a stoat.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# fuck the stoat, draw me a dragon!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# fuck the draw,
stoat me a dragon!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Draw the dragon a stoat, fuck me!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# draw me fucking stoats and dragons!
erm....no, wait...
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Draw the dragon.
me fuck a stoat
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Have an old doodle.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# this is nice
but it needs to be red or green, like a dragon should be.
or possibly purple.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I have better dragons, but those are geeky fan-pictures based on a mmorpg I used to play and are never getting shown in public.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# i want dragons!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I just wanted to distract you while shush drew me a stoat.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# i demand dragons
and sympathy
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Oh fine. One second.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I only have the one I think
 
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Aww lookit the adorable
happy dragon! He said "Rah!".
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Fucking yea RAH
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# lololololol zayzur blades.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# blades of gory
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# it's that Brian Emo album
My Life in the Very Thorny Bush of Ghosts
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Honestly Tarquin

Stop making a fuss
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# he appears to be wearing a garland of fish fingers
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# That appears to be brilliant
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# deceptive
isn't it ;-)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I approve
and so does my dog
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Come to Kenya we have lions.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# *forgets Norway*
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Believe it!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Woo.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# What a Dandy Lion
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# w00t!
to pun and to picture
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] In Soviet Russia etc etc

It comes to something that when I see an image of some lovely old fashioned Christmas baubles I can now only think of one thing....

(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Oh dear god. I THOUGHT YOU WERE FLUFFY DAMMIT.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# in soviet russia, ornament hangs you!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# You bad person :(
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I'll pass on the chocolate decorations...
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Hey Archie, I have a question!
Why aren't they using the music from 2001: A Space Oddyssey on Life at the moment?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# who needs that when there are monkeys?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# THEY'RE USING TOOLS FOR FUCKS SAKE!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# they showed those clams who's boss
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# yeah, those clams need putting in their place
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# yes
on my plate, next to the prawns, oysters and whelks.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# So what. I use tools all the time. Fucking chimps ain't so clever.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# No,
you are a tool! LOL!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# lolol 4uk u sooshee roflamo x
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# BABY CHIMP IS UBER CUTE :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# yes it is
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# the internet
has damaged us all
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# looks like the turkey isn't the only thing that could take a good stuffing
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# eeewww
not on my tree*
*have no tree
: )
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# You can blame Larry Death for my delinquency.
If he hadn't posted this I would never have been able to shop those hands. There is NO WAY on this earth or the next I would ever use Google images for those hands.

normal fluffiness will now be resumed
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! DOMESTIC ABUSE! HA! HA! HA!


Ning Everyone! How are we all?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
# She likes it, the tramp.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Yes, she does.
Also, when are you gonna finish your animation you lazy goitre?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Er... er...
er... ah.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# GET TO IT STAT!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# are there any Mr Men verbs
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Mr Menstruate?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Tickle, bump, jump?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Mr Rush.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Is there a Mr Mr
or a Mr Mrs in todays equality world

(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Just do a crossdressing Little Mr.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Yes.
If by Mr Mr you mean American soft rock band from the 1980s.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# oh god yes
you have a magic memory
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# So take, these broken wings!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Mr. Bus
/so he has to walk
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Hello there Mr Toast.
Apologies for postraping you :) How are things?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# postraping?
things are ok, I am on holiday until next year, which means working harder and longer hours than normal :(
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Posting on top of you :)
Bah, at least you can get out of bed later though, surely?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I tend to get up earlier
by january I'll be desperate to get in to the office for a calmer and cheaper existance
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Oi Toasty!
You're doing Holiday wrong :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! ABUSE! HA! HA! HA!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! EMO! HA! HA! HA!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# The whore
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I no rite?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# What up with that?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Ooooo eeeeeeeeeeee! Oooooooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# those freckles are fake
she drew them on to look more innocent, the filthy little minx
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Schoolgirl Porn: The acceptable face of paedophilia.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# pfff
and here's me without so much as a pleated skirt
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Just been making a Little Miss book for the Mk. 2 infant.
I'd posta pic, but she's up and about and would see it...
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Cheapskate. They're only a few quid for the real ones ;)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I'm fine
Also woo!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Woot!
Thank you sir :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)
# She's a useless cunt and a waste of space. Can't you read?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Haha
that's the wrong time to ask me that question.
I'm going home tomorrow, everything will seem better then.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Are you
still buying porn internet by the gig?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Until tomorrow, yes.
10 quid a gig. I've done 3 gig while I've been here.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# You over in the mother land then?
Have you had funs with the ridiculously cold times?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Yes, I'm in the UK until tomorrow
and god help you if you think this is cold :)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha! It really is for London,
but having been out in NY a few springs back you're right, this isn't cold :F
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I've just been told my opinion isn't worth shit
on the other side. So I came back here. Hello!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Hello Scoopzilla!
Still persevering with /talk then? :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Meh.. trying
but damn it all if you don't live in their world of awesome.

*also clicks piccie*
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Look scoop, I like you. But you handle /talk all wrong.
You need to not care what the twats think about you or they'll keep goading you just to see the reaction.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# It's fun :D
And they get so mad if you disagree with them.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Fair enough then, carry on trollin'.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Scoopzilla: Troll 4 lyf!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Can you disagree
that they are awesome in their heads?

Besides, who is trolling? I merely defended myself after stating my opinion.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Scoopy Scoop Scoop.
Stay here where we will love you and will hold you and call you Scoopy Scoop Scoop. We're much better looking than that lot anyway ;)

(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# THis is very true.
I think I shall.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# fucking tramp :D
ha
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# HA! HA! HA!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# HaHaHaHa.......*Click*
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# where in the world?

Half price Intel catheters this week
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Asparagus oil?
Novelty section, aisle six.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Do they get many RAM raiders
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# urine for a treat at
pissy world
: )
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# My brother used to work at PC world, fixing the computers in the back.
A woman once brought him a laptop, telling him the cd drawer thing wouldn't open. After testing at a couple of times and finding it working he asked the woman to show him what she was doing. She was pressing the button and holding her finger there, physically stopping the drawer from opening.
Apparently she went apeshit at him, claiming he was laughing at her for being stupid.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# ...and I've been embarrassed about it ever since.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# if he was laughing, then she had a point :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Wouldn't have surprised me if he was.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# mmm...
pissy.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# life bbc1 :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# labrimp.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Wha....? Kiiiiiill!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# chimpador.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Blimey... looks like there's definitely no way back for Blanche now!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Blanche was great
there's something about Corrie that reminds me of the Bible*



*theory needs expanding
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# see, von Daniken had some great theories about lasers and the smoothness of tunnels
but then he was a total nutjob
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# word

(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# number
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)
# 3

(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# WRONG!

PS: How is everyone doing? Not been on here much.. ;(
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# ;)

(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Filthy, filthy nails.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I would read that.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I read that as 'asteroid'
and Pearl & Dean kicked in
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I miss those adverts.
And the really grainy home-made footage of the local Indian restaurant. Well all the crummy local ads really.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Blanche? Dubois?
what? is it soccerball?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Gnnnnn
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# what the..........
shudderriinng f**k!!!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# ^ I've had her
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Oh hello there mister my boss sir

(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
fantastic
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# hahah:D
:DDD
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I don't know if i want to kill it
or take it out to dinner
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I'm sure I saw that on the till at Primark today
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# hahahaha
superb!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# hahahahaha.............."what the fuddering sh**k"
:D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Great job, HermanDescent!

(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# PFPFPFPFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFT
:D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
# haha
soup herb
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
# awww lookit the happy
ummm.... yes. But he's wearing a lovely warm parka with the hood up. Oh wait no he isn't. But he's happy. Oh wait... who knows.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# ha ha ha!
I like this
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# This reminds me of one of my early b3ta pictures long since lost.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# !!!!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# SNOUT !
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# haha
reminds me of mine.

'Eye nose' it's not exactly the same.*




*I'll spang myself on the way out
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# wassup charlie brown?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# That's not very nice
:)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)
# ha ha (erm, sorry)
: P
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Haha
Love the movement in this.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# arf
:D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# lolz:D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# :D
thats fantastic :D you get a click
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# cheers mister
: D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
Why didn't you enter it into the compo?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
# cheers for the click......don't know,
not really a christmas card of truth is it?
seems all and sundry have been doing xmas based lols so i thought i'd hop on it too
: )
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Absolutely.
And it's true that for Charlie Brown every day is a bad day so that qualifies it as a compo entry in my opinion. So there ner.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# It's an interesting idea, i wonder if they do cross reference?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# they'd probably just send you more vouchers for booze and brown food
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I have no doubt that at some point, this will happen

(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:59, archived)
# It's an interesting idea, i wonder if they do cross dressing?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# they do salad dressing
so it's only one step from there
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops...
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# 261 times?
Are you Abu Hamza?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Bit sad about the pension deficit and all the other problems loaded on the staff.
Though on some level it does seem counterproductive.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)
# It certainly does
And I must say, I do support the staff.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 8:24, archived)

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