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# ooncha ooncha ooncha

poomp poomp poomp... chigga chigga chiagga...
poomp poomp poomp... chigga chigga chiagga...
poomp poomp poomp... chigga chigga chiagga...
poomp poomp poomp...


ooncha ooncha ooncha...
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Jazzee Beaver
oh no - shouldn't have said that
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
# *punches*
Oh baby I'm sorry you know I love you baby

baby please don't file that restraining order, c'mon baby you know I love you...

*urinates*

I'M R. KELLY!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I'm leaving
and taking the little beavers with me

oh ok I'll stay.......
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Don't I keep the heat on?!?!?!
*smokes cigarette longingly in the hallway*
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# do dams have hallways?
impressed
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# you're damn impressed!
aren't you?

*threatens with back hand*
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Nice beaver
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Do you like it? He's just had it shopped
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Hahahaha what?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I said-a
ooncha ooncha ooncha

poomp poomp poomp... chigga chigga chigga
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# oh, carry on then
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# ooncha ooncha ooncha
ooncha ooncha ooncha

poomp poomp poomp... chigga chigga chigga
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I am one excited beaver
oh no said it again
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Hells yeah!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# the beaver chav rap!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# silleh beaver
you is be scratching on a cd thingy

Can CD turntables do scratching? I dunno...
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# that would be a no
that would sound like this:

screecha! screecha! screecha!
SQUEEE! SQUEEE! SQUEEE!

instead of like this:

Ooncha Ooncha Ooncha...
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# bmmmtss bmmmtss bmmmtss bmmmtss
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# ee eeee eee ee ee oww oww
ee eeee eee ee ee oww oww
ee eeee eee ee ee oww oww
ee eeee eee ee ee oww oww
bmmmtss bmmmtss bmmmtss bmmmtss bmmmtss
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Actually yes they can
many models including the one pictured offer a degree of vinyl simulation, including spin backs, reverse and brake effects

however he's doing it upside down
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# SCRATCH DAT SHIT
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# SCRATCH THAT SHIT!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Alternating gold tooth.............................nice!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# it's fookin MAGICKS
it is!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
# He's a noob, using both hands........you scratch with one hand and work the switch with the other.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# :DD
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# KASTO KASTO KRUT!


POLIGEN HA!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# 3rd frame
was me on sunday
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! INEBRIATE! HA! HA! HA!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# and i've just discovered my speakers are dead :(
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# NOooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss!!!!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I fucking love the carol of the bells.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# so do i
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I don't get it
And you're not Ph.D are you
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Yes, it is rather, isn't it.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# CHEDGE.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# That's a neato!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Krut krut krut

(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Poligen! KA!
I miss klaus :(
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# King Salmon
*clicks*
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Is that Simon Cowell
...in frame 3 :-0

nings Sushi
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# not enough burning
to be Simon.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Yes, it is.
*no it isn't
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# should be
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# heh. refuse.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# On what grounds do you refuse?
HA! HA! HA!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! FEEEEEEESH!!! HA! HA! HA!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# zebra cake?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# don't mind if I do!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Bloop, I miss you :(
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
# this^
Bloop do more
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# why? is the bed getting cold?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Nyom Nyom Nyom!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)
# sup
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Hello Ms Vomit.
My apologies for still having not sent your DVD down to you. I keep forgetting. I will do it as soon as I remember,
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# You remembered just now, bro.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# *runs to the postbox in underkeks*
MAILING! HA! HA! HA!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# DOING PANTS POSTING.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I don't know why I did that really.
I was fully clothed before I left....
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# That's pretty good
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Ta verily much
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I'm hungry.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# CAYKE! Clicky for cayke!
cayke cayke cayke cayke cayke! Internets cayke is yumsome!
I'm on a strict diet and not allowed RL cayke
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Does your diet allow Pie, Chips and Beans?
I just had Pie, Chips and Beans and I could just eat that for the rest of ever! That would be a diet I could live with!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I made pie chips and mushy peas last night.
I recommend expanding your diet to include mushy peas.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:55, archived)
# i wish i could eat that right now
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I had pie, beetroot and cabbage tonight.
Sadly the pie is now finished.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# i am having bacon and lentil soup
i am great at making soup
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I have never had mushy peas.
What are they?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Marrowfat peas, cooked and squashed until they go mushy.
Fucking lovely.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# SO just like marrowfat peas then?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Yep
But it saves on the chewing
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# When I get to Heaven
my diet will certainly be Pie Chips and Beans. But not at the moment sadly. But I am just about to go and make some Spaghetti Quornalaise which tastes as yuck as it sounds.
can't mix proteins with carbs
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# just do what i did
cheat!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I predict a diet
for me. Ive hit 16stone, so unless I grow taller im in trouble
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Buy a bigger house
Buy bigger furniture, Buy a bigger car. Buy bigger clothes.
that way you'll look smaller
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Ill need to inflate the wife a bit more tho, but excellent idea and a cunning plan
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Simples
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# tastes a little
gamey...
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# cake is good
cheesecake is better
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# wow!! that's ace!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Ta Mr. L Boy :)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I eat cake but I do not eat zebra.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Well
just leave the zebra on the side
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Is it made by Lyons?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Yes please
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# zebra finch?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
Although I must say I keep Zebra Finches and none of them have yet produced chicks like this one.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# There's
hope yet....
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# You will be the first to know
if that ever happens.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# yes please
as I am following the Dr. Mengele teachings on chicken breeding and would be keen to share knowledge.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i dislike birds
but this one is good, he can fly away from lions
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# and a remarkable sight to behold
roaming the Serengeti in their huge flocks
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# ah, yes
their plumage glittering in the midday sun
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# and they can destroy whole fields of millet
at a single sitting
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# No ta,
I ate already.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# So that's why....
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)
# damn christianomentalists
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I like that book.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# So do I.
I refused to buy the sequel though because the title was about fossilizing hamsters or something equally unfluffy. I have the polar bears and the wasps ones though.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# At least with religion 'It is beyond our understanding' is accepted
and not seen as an excuse to make shit up and call it fact.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# But making absolutely everything else up, and calling it "The Inerrant, Received Word of the LORD" is ok?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# *fatwahs*
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Huh?
Religion makes shit up. Science admits any lack of knowledge and takes it as a challenge. Or was there an edit I missed?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Religion makes shit up and science makes shit up.
Both speculate and postulate theories about what cannot be known (yet).

It is beyond our understanding seems much less arrogant than 'we must know'.

I like the admission of fallibility.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Yeah, cheers coinwank
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Are they really that bad?
Im tempted to get rid of all my pennies
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:37, archived)
# ^ this
i'd like to know too.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# They take something like 10% of your money.
Depends if you think that's worth the convenience
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# They take like 7%.
I think they are quite convenient to be honest.

Also, I think a portion of that goes to charity.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# 1%
if i remember correctly
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# 7.9% according to wikipedia.
We're all wrong.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# rip-off bastards!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:07, archived)
# is it a charity for gays or forrin immigants?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I prefer to put my pennies to good use.
They're in a box which I use as a book stop.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Pfft!
Why don't you take them to Sainsburys and cash them in, then you can by enough books to fill the rest of the shelf? Didn't think of that one did ya!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# It's a mantlepiece, I need bookstops anyway.
I'm saving them in case I desperately need 1p sweets.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
# i think they will be my daughter's pocket money when she grows up a bit.
be like a treasure hunt for the little dear. they're all over the house.

i'll have to hide the sex toys a bit better though.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Nothing is more disturbing for a little girl than finding Daddies gimp mask.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:09, archived)
#
more like mummy's enourmous wobbly dildo.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# 7.9% in the UK, more in the colonies
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# LV426?
The shake 'n bake colony.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# how many are there?
how many colonists?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# 12....?
GODDAMNIT THATS NOT ALL!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# if just one of those things gets down here, that will be all!
then all of this...this....BULLSHIT that you think is so important, you can kiss all that goodbye!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)
# god i love that fillum
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# i was going to buy the box set this week
until my mum let slip that my brother has bought me it for christmas :)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# i bought myself Moon, but was forced to return it for that reason
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# same happened a few years ago
with the nightmare on elm street box set. which reminds me, i've got to get that back off his girlfriend
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# i can understand why the auto cannons are cut out of the theatrical version
there can only be around a hundred aliens and those guns must rip apart at least that many. 4 guns x 500 bullets x charging aliens = problem solved.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# But isn't the point that they quickly work out how to trigger the guns without getting hit?
I can't remember exactly what happens, though.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# surely the pile of dead aliens
would have just melted through the floor and caused major structural damage, thus toppling the sentry guns?

The aliens in 'aliens' have got well watery blood compared to that bastard facehugger in 'alien' - one wee nick melted through several floors of a spaceship!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Also, thinking like : "...there can only be around a hundred aliens..." is what gets people killed.
It goes with "That noise was just the cat" and "We're finally safe here" as unwise thoughts.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# my favourite is
"it was just the wind"
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:41, archived)
# It is never the wind. It is always ninjas.
Always.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# even after a large plate of lentils?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# 38...
...simulated

How many COMBAT drops?

2.... including this one....
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)
# GAME OVER MAN!
GAME OVER!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# build a fire,
sing some songs.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# you always say that, drake
you always say "i got a bad feeling about this drop"
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
#
every pay-check a fortune, every meal a banquet!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# would you like me to fetch you your slippers?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# look into my eye
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# guess he don't like the cornbread either
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# you always were an asshole, gorman
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# every formation a parade
i LOVE the corps!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Whats that...? ...All after incinerated...?
*screech*
argh/ dies
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
# the sarge is gone
let's get the fuck out of here!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Drake, c'mon!
*Spsshhhhh*

Uuurrrgnn!

I could do this all night - the dramatic re-telling of Aliens via memorable quotes!
Alas, i have to finish this bit of work
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# bugger
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Bag them up properly
Take them to the bank. No admin fees.

Alternatively, use them on buses. Nothing engladdens a bus driver like 3 quid in loose copper coinage.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# But I dont know if I've got enough to fill bags, and Im fucking lazy and can't be bothered counting
I've got a piggy bank with 1,2,5 and 10ps in it and another one half full of about the same.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Got any friends with OCD?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# um....
.....me...
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Look! Pennies! Twopences!
All messed up and mixed together and uncounted!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# GIVE THEM TO MEEEEEEE!!!!
*froths*
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
#
someone told me banks will only let you bank crappy small amounts now which is part of the reason for these coinstar places.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# i never have any money anyway
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# 5 bags of coins at a time
at Halifax banks anyway
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Not really
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# HSBC has coin counters
so you dont even need to bag them seperately
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I don't have a HSBC account
Is it a case of stick a bag of one kind of coin and it counts it?

Or chuck all in and it works it out?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# I use these alot
And I don't know about the UK, but it's not bad here.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# OOoooOOoooo
I get it... riiiight...
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
#
they take a nice little chunk. For a publicity scheme once they found some guy who had like $4 million in pennies, and offered to change them for him, but the bank wouldn't take it, and the armored truck they used to carry them all around sunk into the guys front garden and had to be pulled out by a crane
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Stop washing yourself in the sink, you dirty dirty old man!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Rules? Who needs 'em.


I don't like Gimp.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Too soon man!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Now I'd watch this...

(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I wouldn't.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# anyone else i wouldn't but every atom in my body just hates that man
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# If the electrons can reach d-orbital shells, the atoms in your body will be tuned back to love.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# i don't like the idea of that. I must stay away from static electricity from now on
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# just stop wearing the nylon undies
and you should be fine
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# what if they're crotchless?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# friction burns are bad, mmmkay?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Me too
*forms an orderly queue*
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# *in the voice of Simon*
That was absolutely the worst suicide attempt ever.

Dreadful, just bloody dreadful.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# old chestnuts roasting on an open fire
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# i learn something new every day
shit burns
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
#
Hahahaha! :D
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# ENCORE! ENCORE!
Also, in unrelated news, the new Family Guy Star Wars spoof is ultimawin!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# He will take over the world
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# : D
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# oh fucking hell :D
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Poor simon
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# no, the man has got fat and unbearably smug off the backs of other peoples hard work
and dumbed down and degraded popular music until only drivel and purile sputum stand get any chance of success.

he can go suck a dick.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# by the sounds of him, he'd actually like that
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# today, ainsley, i shall be cooking with salami
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Arr!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# arr to you, too!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
Hello :)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaaan!
hello back!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# He should try using a spatula !
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# he can get one fitted, surely
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Needs more vulture in a sparkly bikini.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# yes. yes it does.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Or just more sparkly bikini
I bet he'd look FABULOUS.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# POOCLAW
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# insensitive bastard!
you know his hook goes right through the bog roll!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# perhaps he should have different attachments for different jobs.
kinda like the claw in the godawful live-action inspector gadget film.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# he totally should
such as a screwdriver, a pickle fork and a letter opener
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# the girl with the turkey for a face?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# there's no punchline i'm afraid. i just liked the original vulture image
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# then i shall stick with the name i came up with
i would love to see a documentary of the girl with the turkey for a face on channel 4
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# You can't tell a turkey from a vulture?...
...Christmas dinner must be quite interesting.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# To be fair they probably look quite similar peeled and boiled...
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Vultures are huge!...Just ask Spiderman!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# i remember a school trip to some sort of bird sanctuary with a hooge vulture in it
the guide happily informed us that if i broke loose it would be able to carry a child such as one of us away to eat.

which only made it cooler of course
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# this is kind of my point
not eating kids, of course, but you can eat a vulture, so who gives a fuck that it's not a turkey?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# they eat nothing but meat so they have to taste good
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# i'm not so sure about that
there was an old bloke used to live near me, ate nothing but meat and smelled like he'd gone rotten from the inside out :(
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Well lets see...
Turkeys are well fed on turkey farms...and vultures eat rotting roadkills... :/
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# is there a law that says we can't farm vultures?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# yes.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# show me it
right now.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# "We're sorry...the member you are looking for has logged out, and is unavailable."
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# YOU AND YOUR FALSE LAWS CAN'T HIDE FOREVER, ATOMIC!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# ...can't hear you...la la la la la...
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# *waits*
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Oooo...look up there...Simon is on fire!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# don't try to distract me with a burning cowell
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# it probably is
i'm usually too pissed to notice
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# *filenames*
Ohhhhhhhhh
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# ok, there's that punchline

(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Carrion !
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# 1 piece per passenger
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I'll take a leg !
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# He just loves cartoons !
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# is the girl some sort of mutated, monged version of DeeDee from Dexter's lab?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# You know your stuff !
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# tis a fine cartoon
series 2 only though - the oldest and newer stuff doesnt have the genius of Dexter at his prime.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Me too...
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Great head to head competition !
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaah
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# But is it a tweeter or a woofer?

(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# A Woofter I believe?
Ortherwise known as the Birk!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# ...and another
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# or a snapper?

(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# *WANTS!*
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Just don't feed him by hand
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# No way...not after seeing that Youtube video! (Ripped a guys arm right off!)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# it would be cute
if it wasn't giving me an omen kinda look
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
#

(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Nice post !
Bark !
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Ta :)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I recognise that pup
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# So do I

(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# haha
i dont know why, but this makes me chuckle. Duck/ goose sihlouettes are ace - you can see how full of glee he is just from his shadow
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :D
That was from the "Abusive Ducks" image challenge...
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# ;D
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# HAHA
reminds me of Evilscary's BRILLIANT Mr Quackers entry in the Evil Ducks compo
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# ....
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# any simpson fans out there ?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Tastes like lime !
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# *ahem*
Futurama...
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Should I alert Lucasfilms?
Seen in the window of a shop in Bedminster

Death Bauble

(Wil's post made me think of this ;)

Watch out George's Lawyers are on their way!

('shopped just a teensie weensie bit ;)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I was hoping for some reflecto-porn.
:(
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# You'd better bloody have done as well!
(what bit then? Reflectoporn?)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# ?
I've logged in twice today and both times it's been unshopped pics. Is it Flickr day on B3ta?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# HULK SMASH!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# needs more reflecto-porn
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# apologies, this should be more to your liking
Photobucket
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Best thread rescue
evah!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# pheew!
*wipes sweat off brow*
;)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# ha!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# haha
great stuff
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
# why do I always think of star wars


oh yeah




(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# She the pedo?
What a betch!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Photoshop something, you mong!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# ^what he said
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# C'mon fella
(most) People do spend time* making pics to put up on here, how you think it feels to get shoved down by two pics just grabbed off t'web.

*Though the amount seems to be decreasing all the while.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
#
If I wasn't shiite at art :( I would have tried to morph her head on, make it green etc
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# ...no reason..........................................................except for Hubba Hubba!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# cor - she got some nice leg shapes
what be the shoppage though? You dont wanna get RPS'ed
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# i just put her on 2 different backgrounds...
...she looks good either way.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Hubba Hubba!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# !Abbuh !abbuh
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Wubba Wubba !
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I approve!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# ruba ruba
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# *is mesmerised*
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Getting bangs out of this !
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
# A thing of beauty!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# you've managed to shorten sarah jessica parkers long horse face
top shopping.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# oh no!!!!!
HELP HER LUKE!!!
star wars sarlacc starwars luke skywalker babe
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I wonder, does he have 22 boxes on his advent calendar?
does he have 22 boxes on his advent calendar?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# i can see that from space
nice username btw
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# BIGGER PLEASE
I forgot my glasses at home
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
#
img src="xxxxxxxx" height="300"
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Sorry,
I can't quite see it.

Edit: YAY, Smallage!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# yr pix biggr n god k thx
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# power blouse for the mother fucking win
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
#
Sorry all, my attempt at creating a full-size Noel Edmonds has been thwarted.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Loves it!
*Click*
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# is he on his way back to his barber's to get a refund?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Tsk, kids with their "modern" haircuts...
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# The Shaggy Shag
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Dame Elizabeth Everage
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Ace!!!
*Clickerage*! :D
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# haha, that'd be the first Christmas Speech I'd ever listen too
:)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# it's been a terrible year, possums
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# pfft
and a click to you Barbs
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Ta!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# eh?...
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Haha what?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# oh!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# OH!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# K
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# that aint no seabiscuit
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# you're going to need a bigger saddle
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# This is superior to some retarded horse.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# nonsense
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Heh
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# YES!
I fucking love this...the original and best seams-horse

*salutes*
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:59, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Yee-Haw!

(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Win the place and show !
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)

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