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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# The surprise is that the hamster is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Smooth or Chunky...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# WOuld, actually
I LOOOVE Peanut Butter
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# You'd have to chew this for an hour...
...bubblegum + peanuts = *Yech!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# chunky please
yum!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Together at Last
/Simpsons quote
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# People with nut allergies
would be filling up our hospitals after all the falls that would occur because they'd have to coat the soles of their shoes with grease to stop the gum from sticking to the bottom of their shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# The NHS would collapse!
Taxes would be halved! In the resulting economic boom, grease manufacturers would start making their all their products out of the finest goose fat! Packs of feral dogs would roam the streets, trying to lick the soles of peanut allergy sufferers' shoes! Unemployed bureaucrats would find new jobs as dogcatchers! It would be terrible.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# ...and the dog clit factory will open again..............................oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha
good logics.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Thith thtuff thticks to the roof of my mouf . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# It comes with a handy tongue scraper...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Yeth . . . for the big chunckths !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Goatse cheese


(edited for the sensitive types)
(twattybanjo, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# DO NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I'm pretty sure the rule is:
Hands only. So fuck off.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# It's only pixels.
Shiny, red, fleshy pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Red pixels are forbidden. Pink ones are frowned upon. Blue is okay.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Have at you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# FORBIDDEN, I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I can't see it in the faq
so I'm guessing that's your Very Own Rule.
It's a super rule and you've done very well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Actually the FAQ specifically says,
"We would much rather see what the dark recesses of your imagination can produce instead."

I think that pretty much covers photoshopping a stretched anal sphincter onto a goats cheese.

EDIT: Checked with a number of leading psychiatrists. It definitely does.
(twattybanjo, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# You have thought of a joke
You made a picture of that joke
The picture is perfectly safe for work, if a trifle unpleasant.

That is the purpose of this website.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is on the wrong website.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# What website was I meant to be on? I mean, I thought of going on the web, and opened a browser, but now I'm on b3ta?
Do you have any suggestions for where I should have ended up? I can't remember what I was thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# you were looking for the met office
hoping for snow

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Doesn't ring a bell, but I'll give it a go. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# how about minispares.com then?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:03, archived)
# as much as i dislike being reminded of goatse's horror, ^this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# ^this, only less righteous and in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Haha.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# haha!
I generally try to avoid self-righteous and in your face, but sometimes it just slips out...

*leads high horse back to it's high stable*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# it was fine
agreed. albeit a bit gross :(
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# YEah
Your boss couldn't tell if that was a boarderline prolaspe from the photo.

Pretty gross but SFW.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# the worst part is
you had to shop the hands. I would off you bleach, but I don't have any handy...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Lambs milk anyone
(traxdata, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] pearost time
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Well
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Mmmm Mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# i saw it, thought 'meh'
then my next refresh brought the ninja edit and i PFFTed all over the shop
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Jizzlamb
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] They aint just "rare" they extinct.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# ~* HaHaHa ^_^ SuPer KkKkKkEwL1! *~
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Kekekekekekeke L0LZ n__n
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# PMSL ur SeWpEr funy! ><
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# ROFL
OMG that panda is SO PWNT LOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Ha!
I know that I am shite at tattyshop but you take the biscuit!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I think you have misinterpreted the image.
I expect the soldiers are moving the panda between zoos or maybe even the panda is their mascot. I dont know but I think your guess that they are going to eat it is wrong. The two black eyes are more likely from a household accident than torture.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# That's a full panda and not a panda patty
Your picture is wrong
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# fail
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# (insert FAIL pic here)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Oh no wait it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
#
I thought of a t-shirt I used to have that advertised panda burgers, under the heading, they aint rare they extinct then came across this piconline that summed what I wanted to do if I had any skill with photoshop whatsoever, maybe I should get photoshop to be more original but ah well....i am lazy. I think the chinese actually like pandas but only cos the west do.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# You think you should use photoshop to post your own original stuff on a website for photoshopped original stuff?
Shirley you jest!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Wow, radical thinking.
Next time you think of an idea and see something quite like it, be sure to let us all know what you come up with, won't you? Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
#
ye I get the message use photoshop to do your own stuff. I'm new to bt3a so cut me some slack ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Obi-wan - you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I see
The Jedi are a bunch of intergalactic grinches who cut presents up with their lightsabers and push over santa impersinators.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# that's Jawas who impersonate Santa
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Ultini!
martini!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# happy bday :D
(herman:D, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Obi-Wan
What a Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Leave Star Wars alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# JESUS H THUNDERFUCKING CHRIST, IT'S COMING...
Have a Christmassy story, mostly about spunk. Part one is here if you don't understand any of this.

WATCH THIS BOLLOCKS HERE

Further reading: OMG UR WIERD lol
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Hello I think you're very good. In my head we're best friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Thank you. Only headfriends WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I can't watch this at work
but felt, based on past quality, that you deserved a reply anyway.

Nice work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Ah, thank you! You are most kind.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# You have put together an amazing adventure !
Well controlled out of control controls !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# That is very impressive.
Thank you.
(twattybanjo, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Last Strip of the Year

A'kay; I'm putting down my pens for the festive season.
Unless I suddenly feel inspired between eating mince pies and quaffing J2O, that's probably me done on B3TA till 2010 (THE FUTURE!)
Merry Christmas chaps and chappettes :D

(Edit: AGH! Sh*T! MY NAME'S ON F**KING FIRE!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Merry Happy!
Edit: And oh shit! You're on fucking fire! Put it out, you'll melt all the snow :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# and a candleday too
happy canned eels
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Ta Muchly!
And same to you :D!
oh and keep up the splendid work!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# His face says it all..
"WHAT !! Christmas pudding without custard" !!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# You'd better find a fire hydrant or some sand then.
Till 2010.

Edit: Was wondering whether you'd reach that magic 600 mark before the year was out. Only two more strips to go, too...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Meddly Chrundagemas, JollyTits.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Also swears are cool. You're allowed to do swears.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# **** you
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Cats you too, Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# There are cats in Avatar
But they are blue and pretty big
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I SAID A THING ABOUT THAT IN MY COMMENT
IN MY COMMENT. I SAID A THING ABOUT IT.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# OH GOSH, Mofaha, OH GOSH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I MEAN IT BY JINGO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Oooh candels.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Mr JJ
Keep the Comix coming and I look forward to reading your work in the next year.
Merry Xmas!
Kindest regards,
My Hoodles
xxx

Edit:bah! it's also your B3taday....sir, you spoil us!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Happy candles for all of us!!
obviously a good day to join b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Candles²
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# FUCK! YOU AS WELL!
STOP MELTING ALL THE SNOW :(


Happy day :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# You're probably a nice guy and all
but if you say ASWELL again I'm going to hunt you down, cut off your hands, and strangle you with them. IT'S NOT A FUCKING WORD. IT IS NOT. A FUCKING. WORD.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Space bar issues
Sorry.

It has been fixed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# IT'S TOO LATE NOW
CHRISTMAS REALLY IS RUINED :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# It's not ruined yet. You just have to beeeliieeeeevvveee.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Well I don't.
So.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# WELL DAMN.
I believe for us both then. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Ah, fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Oh no.
#aswell
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# YAY! It's all me! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin
fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Polite boys say 'oh gosh'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# oh fuckin gosh oh fuckin gosh oh fuckin gosh oh fuckin gosh
oh fuckin gosh oh fuckin gosh oh fuckin gosh oh fuckin gosh oh fuckin gosh oh fuckin gosh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# been on the cooking sherry again mofaha?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I don't need drugs.
I can be a complete twat all on my own.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# yeh!
I hate that alot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# ooh a duck!
KWAK!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Merry Everybody!
woo

CAYKE ON A MOVVA FUKKIN PLANE!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Made me lol
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# have tits with that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# All these candles
It's like Christmas or something.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Merry crimbo, JJ
may santa ensure all you breast-related wishes come true
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Merry Christmas sir!
...and Happy Candleday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Happy Candol day
Nice to see art doesnt like christmas pud either - i thought i was the only one
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# \o/ Merry Xmas JJ \o/
And a happy b3taday/ new year
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Merry Candlemas JJ
Thanks for the cartoons this year. Don't let the sarky cunts stop you from entertaining the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# ON FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Do you dislike swearing?
You always seem to asterisk out some letters of the swear words you use. Given that swearing isn't a problem here, I'm guessing you do that for yourself.
Is that true? What I don't get is, if you don't like swearing, why do it? Why not just use other emphasis words instead?

ALSO: happy candleday
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Instead of fuck you can say
OH GOSH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# No no
that's silly because it lacks emphasis. I was thinking of something more forceful, like Jimminy Cricket! or Lawks!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Lawks a-lordy, my bottom's on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Christmas is ruined!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
#
#Christmas+is+ruined
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Maybe it's a published strip?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# He's censored his own comments
look up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Tra then! *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Happy Candles, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Today should be now be known as "Squirrels with Tits" day!
:)
(Poison-System-X, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# happy merry
b3taday xmas thingamybob
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# :D
Merry Christmas
(herman:D, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Satan's Little Helper
Can lead me into temptation any time she likes.

Bah Humbug.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# bye JJ!
Have a rawking one!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I shall, sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Merry Candlemass!
Love your work!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Ooh, happy candle day too.
Hope Christmas finds you in the best of elf.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# cheerio!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# good
fuck off you creepy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:03, archived)
# you should take a rage dump
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Heroic Strike works well...
/WoW
(Poison-System-X, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# happy candle day
...and bah humbug ;)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# COULD IT BE ON FIRE?
:-) Bah, I'm too late to wish you happy b3taday.

Thanks, and have a very merry Christmas yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Kellogg couldn't understand why they didn't catch on.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Ugh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahauuurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] They're Gandalf's favourites!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Rude Biscuits FTW!! *Click*

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Yam if Sir Ian tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# :o!

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
I have this strange usre to shout, 'BEEEEEEERT!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# "Fetch the vaseline"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHA

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# sideways entry lolz
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# ...there's quite a few of them in my neck of the woods
gotta be careful you don't put on the beer goggles
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I think my favourite Vizism is
"A face like a kicked fridge door."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# *porks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] My laptop screen's working (for now), so have this
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Oh man I didn't realise we were supposed to post every time our screen works
Oh man
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I just got all excited and that
Like the strawberry below. I've been living on /links for the last few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Yum!
I'll roast this here...

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha... what?
edit: i just got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)
# oh fuck, that's quite nasty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] They're blobtastic!
(moistness, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Testosterone confectionery rival.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Fucking proper LOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
# That's fucking good, that
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Didnt I see something similiar earlier :o
Edit - www.b3ta.com/board/9839004
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Maybe
but I definitely did mine first - its a repost from years ago.
(moistness, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Oklies :D
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Mine is a repost from years ago too!!
observe b3ta.com/board/8126327
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# FIGHT! :D
Or shake hands on your mutual brilliance :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Also...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Jesus!
Makes me think MEN STOOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Brown Snake Oil
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
Are you using some sort of caps lock randomiser?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# yes
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I HAS SNOW!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I HAS TOO!
As soon as you said that i looked outside, and its trying to snow.
Trying very poorly though - its sunny FFS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)
# It'll snow again later.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Oh wait
MORE SNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I WANTS MOAR SNOW
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I don't know why everyone on here is so down on Brown.
Chuck's pretty lame, but Snoopy's ok, and Woodstock is great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# This is fab *click*
(Needs more smoke and mirrors)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Sing with me, bitches!


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# you filtad
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# No I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# ok, you did levels, or contrast or something...?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Well - upped the gamma, dropped the offset, did a couple of overlays, adjusted the shadow and highlight, tidied a few spots and patched up sections
But ... yeah ... you're right.

Essentially I just took a photo and then messed about with it a bit.

I'll piss off and draw a big cock or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# You altered a photo?
What?
On b3ta?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# i stand corrected
said the man in the orthapedic shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN
Oh, he's not seen me...DAN.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Theyre sex people!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I like this and
want to know how you change your piccies

mine just turn out shit
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLD RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# ...Looking for a vulture?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Why does it always rain on me?
Ha! I went there! how do fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)
# FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
UH UH UH

Merry Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Well be buying a copy today.
Although I do have the single from the first time:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# FUCK YOU I WON'T TIDY MY BEDROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# FTW
*clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Tedious metalhead garbage.
Mind you, all the 15 year olds who dress in black will be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Is today national unnecessarily bitchy day or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# *__*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha
*glees*

OK who borked b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# It was him
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Erm
Most of us use a finger to point. Good to see you're still in full working order though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Kitty got claws
Snikt!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# nice!
Cats - evil bastards
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# yup.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Kitten on Elm Street
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Haha
Excellent. Now scratch her eyes out.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Out of all of the peeps on B3ta
I love your work the most!
So hard to find traditional animation done these days. When is your classic Dis-nee DVD out?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# There's some great ones here
vimeo.com/channels/everythinganimated
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I'm banned from Disney...
...sordid past and all...but, Thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Scratch cat fever !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Snack anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Nice!
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"You can keep the tip."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# "Fuck off now, love - I'm done."?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# CAN YOU FUCK ME NOBODY ELSE WILL 'COS BITS OF ME KEEP FALLING OFF HERE'S SOME MONEY
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# haha
guten jokenspiele, mein kinder
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# "I need a piss first".
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# "Can I have my penis back?"
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Spare a talent for an old leper?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Hello.
I have leporosy.
Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# More like Lolprosy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha
It's the time of year for my favorite joke.

Two snowmen in a garden. One turns to the other one and says, 'Can you smell carrot?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmm
(ripeinmay, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# LOLS...he can taste the difference
stunner *clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Never one to miss the opportunity for a crafty pea...

From the "If Hitler had won the war" compo, about 6 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# We do do it in existing threads though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Not purple enough
but it's the thought that counts.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Sadly I did find the three hairs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Find three and you win a prize
a forth one.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I found a rabbit if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I actually remember this...
and I still laughed.
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Aw, sad little Adolf...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# This is as awesome as surprised kitten doing jazz hands.
which is bloody awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Ta!
A fair few of us at work make Prussian Blues and I might have made up a little ditty for them...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Jizz hands!
Oh sorry. Misread.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hehehe
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# You daft silly.



(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# A whole 'woo'? For me?
Ta!

And on that, I'm off to bed (being half past one in the morning here)...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Borat approves
"Throw the Jews down the well to make my country free"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Heinz Lilliput Soup (made from real Lilliputians)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Whoops fell into red.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# You' got red on you.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

Repost for challenge, hope you don't mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Awwww ...
How lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm game if you are...


Although I've had something a bit like that in the Philipines.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Someone did tell me they'd seen it in a magazine but I never found out which one
Which is a shame as I took the yoghurt photo myself. Could have paid to have the hairs on the palms of my hands waxed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# "Yoghurt Quarterly, The International Journal Of Yoghurts and Yoghurters"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I'm sure I saw that on Have I Got News For You.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# balut!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] This challenge is becoming more bokesome by the second...
so...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)
# DO NOT WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Reminds me of the Russel Howard menopause cake gag.
I thought there'd be jam, it's a bit dry. Did you run out of eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] NOM
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# This is too ace to not have at least one reply
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)

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