Hmmm..
on second thoughts, maybe I shouldn't have let that slip
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:04,
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Gotta hand it to him though...
Nearly doled out fyffe puns in a row.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:36,
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I wanted to grow a banana tree, but my friend said I might have trouble with the climate.
I told him I didn't want to climb it, just grow it.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:38,
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I was just thinking of the time
I watched this hot chiquita banana...
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:43,
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Pics or it didn't happen
Here's my proof:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:53,
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant
It was quick and dirty
but I did it here...
www.flash-gear.com/stereo/
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:12,
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www.flash-gear.com/stereo/
At first I thought "but its not in the challenge",
and then I realised it was cos I'd pea'd out of turn.Sorry, shan't do it again,
*grovels ashamedly*
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:44,
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*grovels ashamedly*
Haha! That is some serious diarrhoea.
Arse-splittingly serious.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:31,
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I havent played FO3 in ages
I didnt wanna pay for any more DLC :(
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:41,
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There's nothing I like better when trying to pass a speech check
Than to save, and if I fail, pound someone to a pulp with the Fisto!
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:57,
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Yes, but it can be irritating to do so if they are at the wrong angle.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:41,
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Then run away from them!
or lob a grenade at them.
Deathclaws are far more deadly.
But ELK R THE DEADLIEST OF THEM ALL
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:42,
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Deathclaws are far more deadly.
But ELK R THE DEADLIEST OF THEM ALL
Who the elephant?
Does no one remember Noel Edmonds massacring a load of elephants with a big gun? It definitely happened.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:27,
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*stares*
*only sees annoying cunt and Mr Blobby*
Hey, you've hidden an elephant somewhere?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:10,
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Hey, you've hidden an elephant somewhere?
Awww I thought they were all fluffeh without Jack leading them astray...
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:16,
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They are....
.....but you've gotta be specific with any requests you make of them!
:D
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:19,
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:D
shamelessly stolen idea
from soulwax - any minute now cover art
Click for bigger (128 kb)
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:08,
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Ow my eyes.
But yes, just about.
Edit Sorry - adblocked. Every time I scrolled down I had a seizure.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:11,
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Edit Sorry - adblocked. Every time I scrolled down I had a seizure.
I would counter with an even more eye-fucking picture
but it seems b3tards have deleted it :(
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:12,
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I can see it,
but I'm not really sure how the hell you've done it...
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:16,
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think this is the best way to see it,
slowly scroll down the page and squint a little
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:24,
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slowly scroll down the page and squint a little
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
I spent most of yesterday afternoon having another dreadful migraine, the first symptoms of which nasty strobey visual effects (scintillating scotoma).
I am now conditioned to feel hot, disorientated, headachey and nauseous whenever I see pictures like this.
Ow. Bleah.
So, once again, thanks. I'm off for a little lie down.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:22,
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I am now conditioned to feel hot, disorientated, headachey and nauseous whenever I see pictures like this.
Ow. Bleah.
So, once again, thanks. I'm off for a little lie down.
Blimey!
I get them occasionally and that's bad enough. Here, have some sympathy.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:37,
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The plus side
is that you don't get them as often - meaning large portions of the year without them. Maybe only 1 attack a year or less!
Swings and roundabouts, sympathy right back at yer!
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:11,
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Swings and roundabouts, sympathy right back at yer!
Ooh, that's clever. *click*
*heads off to medicine cupboad for migraine tabs*
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:23,
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I can see it!
Edit: And ignore all the people going "ARGH MY EYES" it's good :D
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:40,
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Dots...
Alright, fine. A not sarcastic explanation, then. If you look really closely (and with complete disregard for your retinas) you'll see that the elephant figure's dots are spaced just slightly enough apart to give it a different perceived shade but only, as you might have noticed, when you make your eyes readjust to the image after scrolling or looking away.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:07,
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Alright, fine. A not sarcastic explanation, then. If you look really closely (and with complete disregard for your retinas) you'll see that the elephant figure's dots are spaced just slightly enough apart to give it a different perceived shade but only, as you might have noticed, when you make your eyes readjust to the image after scrolling or looking away.
got everything you need?
rope.. check... gaffer.. check... rohypnol... check
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:07,
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rope.. check... gaffer.. check... rohypnol... check
In breaking news.
Click for bigger (397 kb)
Somehow this seems so current.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:45,
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Click for bigger (397 kb)
Somehow this seems so current.
I, for one, welcome Rataxes, our new overlord
I preferred him to Babar anyway.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:48,
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yes!
I always knew that despite his bourgeois generosity, Barbar was a ruling class parasite!
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:58,
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Take your hands away from your eyes,
They're EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I'm seeing them in my sleep.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:51,
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and I'm seeing them in my sleep.
the ZX81 and Binatone tape deck I used to load it with
and some sexy nuns.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:37,
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I had a thermal printer too
that was so totally cool and shit.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:42,
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yep, me too, with the nastiest printer paper ever
I built mine from the kit @ £79.99
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:44,
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Was a winner with Daley Thompson's Decathlon
You could wiggle that joystick with no fear of breakage :D
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:10,
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Good old Daley Thompson's Decathalon
I had another similar game called "Hypersports" as I recall. Top notch joystick-wiggling fun.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:45,
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I think Hypersports was the Konami original
*checks* - no, Track and Field - everything copied those 2 many years ago :)
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:54,
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I never got one.
Moved up to a VIC 20 instead, 4k and a proper keyboard.
we are showing our age.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:10,
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we are showing our age.
I'm trying desperately hard to find out which joystick I had.
It looked a lot like the Quickshot II Turbo, but it had two red triangular buttons on the base. It did have the auto-fire like the turbo though.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:51,
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Yes
I remember the cheetah's head logo on the base now. But I can't find one on google with triangular buttons, only round ones.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:04,
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they made a whole bunch of models
was it this 'un?
edit: I should read the rest of the thread before replying :)
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:18,
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edit: I should read the rest of the thread before replying :)
I once took the autofire module out of a joystick and put it in a mouse
great for playing Star Wars on my Amiga :)
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:01,
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And you fiddling for hours and hours with the correct volume and bass/trebble settings.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:54,
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hahaha
:D fantastic drawings as ever, real talent.... ps. simba is looking a bit scary these days
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:40,
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Is your "Y" derived from Alastair Reynolds?
In which case, any Chasm City-type thing will be ace!
Actually I think I've asked this before and it's nothing to do with it. It should be, though. Great books.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:40,
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Actually I think I've asked this before and it's nothing to do with it. It should be, though. Great books.
Esther Ranson gamming off a goat
while the goat paints a picture of a Giant Robot Hitler scaling the Eiffel Tower.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:42,
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nothing beats
waiting for the title image to load in one line at a time. It was like watching an 8-bit rolf harris show.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:38,
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we had sooo much patience as 80s kids
quite unreal compared to today's "why the fuck didn't it load NOW when I clicked on it 0.05 seconds ago?" yoof
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:43,
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Oh, so muuuch ^THIS!^
Nowadays I feel like my grandparents must've when I was a kid: "Well, in our day a hoop and a stick were the best toys you could hope for..."
/feeling-like-an-old-fogey blog
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:01,
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/feeling-like-an-old-fogey blog
you should draw
oprah winfrey cross-stitching a cheap wristwatch
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:44,
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Did you sort out your camera problem?
Later on I thought it might be the focus assist laser, try turning it off if you can
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:41,
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A sexy nurse
fighting a helicopter filled with Chinese people. Evil Chinese people.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:49,
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haha
I remember a daft mate of mine trying to copy a tape head cleaner on a tape-to-tape.
as for a drawing, perhaps the under-stairs cupboard OF DOOM!
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:58,
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as for a drawing, perhaps the under-stairs cupboard OF DOOM!
I finished RType on the speccy
...not without loading a POKE tape first though.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:23,
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needs more 'pencil winding the tape back in"
Can you draw something to illustrate my new favourite tune?
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:24,
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A massive eel
coiling up from the depths of a lake towards a small rowboat perched on the surface.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:33,
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tape? that's a bit new isn't it?
I have a ZX81 program on vinyl!
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:35,
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Not one of those flexi discs
that used to come with computer magazines, that you'd record the sound ?
*may have dremt these*
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:38,
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*may have dremt these*
yes it was a flexidisc
can't remember if I ever got it working, but I did try
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:40,
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I had my name written out in punched paper tape when I was a kid
thought it was really retro at the time
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:46,
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Pah! Tapes!
Typing out code from "Sinclair User" was where it was at
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:58,
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only to discover you'd mistyped something
and you'd never get those six hours back
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:59,
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Sinclair User?
Piggle...Your Sinclair..or even "Your Spectrum"...now that was the business...
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:39,
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino!
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:26,
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GNNNNNGNNNGNNN*...
*that is supposed to represent the noise of one of those throat voicebox things, by the way. Well how else would you portray it - it's an analogue waveform ffs!
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:34,
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Oh my giddy aunt....
Sorry - just thinking about my Dad's sister who's been having some dizzy spells of late.
That was truly awful :P
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:27,
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That was truly awful :P
Are animated gifs slower in the new firefox release, or is it just me...?
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:34,
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I stopped using Firefox and eventually Ubuntu because of this rubbishness.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:37,
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What do you get if you cross a Hippopotamus and a man with Tourettes?
A Hippopottymouth...;)
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:30,
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How to hide an elephant (Part 2) with apologies to John Godfrey Saxe
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Click the "hide" button or something...
doodled this ages ago, but have no competition hummus this week
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:48,
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doodled this ages ago, but have no competition hummus this week
Why thank you.
It allows easy pedestrian access into and out of this field.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:01,
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The Adventures Of Beat Takeshi: Episode II
Where revision SHOULD be done... bad photoshopping IS done!
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:11,
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RAWR!
Woo, I want one!
EDIT: Go on, try and fit lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington into one of THOSE badboys, mwahaha!
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:46,
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EDIT: Go on, try and fit lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington into one of THOSE badboys, mwahaha!
YAY! BUNNEH!
*glees*
I have difficulty reading some of these but I can actually see most of where it reads "wuffle". I have difficulty reading graffiti tags IRL so this is no reflection on the artwork which I love :D
/adds to profile *glees some more*
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:24,
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I have difficulty reading some of these but I can actually see most of where it reads "wuffle". I have difficulty reading graffiti tags IRL so this is no reflection on the artwork which I love :D
/adds to profile *glees some more*
She has a point.
Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.
My latest project: Free short story audio books -
A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81
Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:38,
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Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.
My latest project: Free short story audio books -
A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81
Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
This is ace.
I think the best martial arts move-name ever is "The Drunken Monkey"
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:46,
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You are mistaken, the best name now goes to Kung Fu Flid
www.imdb.com/title/tt1289414/
... Purely on the basis of 'WTF'.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:59,
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... Purely on the basis of 'WTF'.
No that's a movIe. I was on about an actual move
Which is, I believe, a kung-fu one.
BUT
That does not negate the fact that Kung Fu Flid is the best movie name ever.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:01,
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BUT
That does not negate the fact that Kung Fu Flid is the best movie name ever.
How to hide an elephant (Part 1) with apologies to John Godfrey Saxe
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:07,
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That is, frankly, one of the most sickeningly racist things I have ever, EVER encountered.
I don't know how you sleep at night, I really don't.
I'm going to put my foot through culture, and send YOU the bill.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:14,
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I'm going to put my foot through culture, and send YOU the bill.
That's far too good for this sort of scum*.
It's got to be paedos and rapey-tiem all 'round I'm afraid - and I'd film it for posterity myself!
*I think this pic is most lovely and also WOO
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:26,
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*I think this pic is most lovely and also WOO
Heffalump
is very lovely. And wall heffalump is lovelier still.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:30,
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A sockbunny in woozle stripes?
That sounds very intriguing indeed!
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:28,
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Drawing tiem again!
Nearly finished! yaaaay!
Click for bigger (346 kb)
I have to show you guys because yours is the only opinion I trust...
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:07,
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Click for bigger (346 kb)
I have to show you guys because yours is the only opinion I trust...
In many ways I quite like the partially completed look of it.
Since the drawing is fairly photorealsitic the bits that aren't shaded give an interesting contrast.
In conclusion: NICE; STOP THERE
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:09,
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In conclusion: NICE; STOP THERE
Yeah but could I
sell it like that?
Would someone buy it half-finished?
I wouldn't want to appear lazy y'see.
Though I am........a bit....
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:12,
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Would someone buy it half-finished?
I wouldn't want to appear lazy y'see.
Though I am........a bit....
Yeah there'll be legions of angle-in-are-harts fans who'd buy the finished thing
Fair enough. At least you'll still have a scan of this version.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:14,
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Nah don't get me wrong I see the angle you're coming from,
I personally think it'd look cool like that, but my OCD won't let me leave it,
If it sold as a partial project don't get me wrong i'dd sell the fuck out of it, I guess I just havn't tried yet.........
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:18,
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If it sold as a partial project don't get me wrong i'dd sell the fuck out of it, I guess I just havn't tried yet.........
I think it is absolutely perfect as it is.
And you cannot improve on perfection. What turns an excellent artwork into a brilliant artwork is knowing when to stop and while I appreciate the effects of OCD making it difficult now is the time to put this one aside and start on the next one and the urge to "complete" it will fade in time.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:30,
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Yes to the first question
No to the second - the trick there is to say that it IS finished, of course.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:22,
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Ahh
I like it.
Gawdy french art lovers will eat it up like horse spunk!
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:28,
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Gawdy french art lovers will eat it up like horse spunk!
Christ that's good.
I agree with ^ them ^ up ^ there that it looks great as it is.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:17,
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This
is absolutley incredible, I will happily give you one of my testicles and a picture of a goat if you teach me how to draw like that
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:43,
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Draw from reference
upside down.
Focus on the little shapes the lighting forms on a photo.
Draw in small pieces, like 1inch squares.
Your eyes lie to you when you try and replicate something, doing it upside down stops your eyes from drawing what you think you SHOULD see, and simply what is there.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:48,
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Focus on the little shapes the lighting forms on a photo.
Draw in small pieces, like 1inch squares.
Your eyes lie to you when you try and replicate something, doing it upside down stops your eyes from drawing what you think you SHOULD see, and simply what is there.
Ah, interesting technique!
I'll have to give that a shot, thank you very much :)
Nut and goat in post
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:53,
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Nut and goat in post
Ooh, and never look at the thing until you've done quite an recognisable area,
for instance i didn't look at this until I had finished the eyes and nose.
And don't try and get the shading just right. Start with the blackest areas first, cuz, y'know, black is black, but build up the layers of shading, using little shapes i mentioned, and build it up until it appears too dark.
Than tickle it with an eraser and smudge it gently to lighten it up a bit.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:58,
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And don't try and get the shading just right. Start with the blackest areas first, cuz, y'know, black is black, but build up the layers of shading, using little shapes i mentioned, and build it up until it appears too dark.
Than tickle it with an eraser and smudge it gently to lighten it up a bit.
Brilliant
Thank you so much buddy! Its been a few years since i've had to draw freehand, ergo, my degree may start to suffer if i dont sort it out! But really appreciate the help :D
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:04,
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damn you
christ on a bike thats good mate, you have great talent, wooooooOOooO
click
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:50,
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click
yeah thats good, but this is b3ta shouldn't he be holding a purple willy or have a cat on his head?
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:04,
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Very nice work. A4?
Eyes are slightly skewed. Maybe. I should start drawing again (see profile)
click
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:07,
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click
I have a fake one of them bags
Picked it up in a charity shop for 50p.
Will have to RIS unless it's got something to do with SB being an old bag.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:12,
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Will have to RIS unless it's got something to do with SB being an old bag.
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