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[challenge entry] Bin dun?
Shirley
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Silly Jimbuktu!
Schooners is not heffalumps!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You dumb bastard!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Don't you racist me, you racisting racister.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:52, archived)
# The red car and the blue car had a race(ist)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)
# But smart ol' blue he took the Milky Way
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
# MILKY!!!!
You racist fucker ;)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:56, archived)
# But what about chocolate milk?


And gay pink milk?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Banana?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Lacist!
You are velly bad man!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:02, archived)
# you should nip this in the bud
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:04, archived)
# banana!!!!
You racist fucker;)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Hmmm..
on second thoughts, maybe I shouldn't have let that slip
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:04, archived)
# no skin off your nose though
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:06, archived)
# yeah
no hard peelings
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Last pun from me
I gotta split
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Um...Um....
Dammit! I lose. :(
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhh
I gotta whole bunch of banana puns
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Bunch!
*Facepalms*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:18, archived)
# palms?
silly jimbuktu that is coconut
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Gotta hand it to him though...
Nearly doled out fyffe puns in a row.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:36, archived)
# I wanted to grow a banana tree, but my friend said I might have trouble with the climate.
I told him I didn't want to climb it, just grow it.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Don't be so yellow-bellied.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I was just thinking of the time
I watched this hot chiquita banana...
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# It's a tree
No a balloon!

Hang on, is it a teapot?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:45, archived)
# it looks like Ann Widdecombe washing a toilet seat from here
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:47, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:47, archived)
# now it needs washing again
dirty boy
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:54, archived)
# I love it when you talk dirty.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] your one is a little harder to find!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:45, archived)
# FOUND IT!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Shit I lost it.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Over there!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:48, archived)
# VAG

(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:02, archived)
# :D Outlinephant!
first one of those I've got to work for ages
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:04, archived)
# It was quick and dirty
but I did it here...
www.flash-gear.com/stereo/
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)
# If Shirley has already done it
I didn't see it!

Woo!

[/relurk]
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Ha ha
That's a fun site. Thanks.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)
# it totally works!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:05, archived)
# 'ave a pea

(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:34, archived)
# *runs*
Crikey!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Aww lookit the
Spiderphant!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:47, archived)
# *adblocks* to preserve sanity
(nicely shopped!)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Fucking ARGH!
*hides*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Bad chumpers.
Go and read the FAQ.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# At first I thought "but its not in the challenge",
and then I realised it was cos I'd pea'd out of turn.Sorry, shan't do it again,
*grovels ashamedly*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Good chumpers :)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehe...
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# heh
now that's using your noodle
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
# until it does a massive green shit on your burnt waffle
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Haha! That is some serious diarrhoea.
Arse-splittingly serious.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brilliant!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Hiding in the future
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Suddenly, Deathclaws...
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Deathclaws are easy.
Mirelurks are cunts.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Na, just shoot them in the face
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Tiny face :(
I use my deathclaw glove.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)
# I havent played FO3 in ages
I didnt wanna pay for any more DLC :(
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Same D:
I bought a load of DLC and then MW2 came out.
Shit.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:51, archived)
# The glove is great. And fun.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:43, archived)
# There's nothing I like better when trying to pass a speech check
Than to save, and if I fail, pound someone to a pulp with the Fisto!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Yes, but it can be irritating to do so if they are at the wrong angle.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Then run away from them!
or lob a grenade at them.
Deathclaws are far more deadly.
But ELK R THE DEADLIEST OF THEM ALL
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)
# FUCK, ELK :(
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# needs more Henry
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Learn from the master...
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# that'll teach him to wear a face mask in the tanning booth
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Who the elephant?
Does no one remember Noel Edmonds massacring a load of elephants with a big gun? It definitely happened.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:27, archived)
# *stares*
*only sees annoying cunt and Mr Blobby*
Hey, you've hidden an elephant somewhere?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] They know the answer.....

.....the rest of them are out back, digging the hole.....
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Dexter-izens?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# D:
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
# haha
very 'Shallow Grave'
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:13, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Awww I thought they were all fluffeh without Jack leading them astray...
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:16, archived)
# They are....
.....but you've gotta be specific with any requests you make of them!
:D
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Fine detail like "intact", for example...
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Awsome :D
*clicks*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
[challenge entry] shamelessly stolen idea
from soulwax - any minute now cover art



Click for bigger (128 kb)

(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Hidden
Elephant?

Compo! :)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Ow my eyes.
But yes, just about.

Edit Sorry - adblocked. Every time I scrolled down I had a seizure.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I would counter with an even more eye-fucking picture
but it seems b3tards have deleted it :(
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:12, archived)
# oh fabulous!
but now I have gone blind
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Holy shitting Christ ....
my eyes !!!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:14, archived)
# ow ow ow
ow
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I can see it,
but I'm not really sure how the hell you've done it...
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:16, archived)
# *scrolls really quickly*
Ooooh i see it now!

*click*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
#
think this is the best way to see it,

slowly scroll down the page and squint a little
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Thanks. Thanks a lot.
I spent most of yesterday afternoon having another dreadful migraine, the first symptoms of which nasty strobey visual effects (scintillating scotoma).

I am now conditioned to feel hot, disorientated, headachey and nauseous whenever I see pictures like this.

Ow. Bleah.

So, once again, thanks. I'm off for a little lie down.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Cluster Migraines
A weeks worth... I live in fear.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Blimey!
I get them occasionally and that's bad enough. Here, have some sympathy.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:37, archived)
# The plus side
is that you don't get them as often - meaning large portions of the year without them. Maybe only 1 attack a year or less!

Swings and roundabouts, sympathy right back at yer!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Ooh, that's clever. *click*
*heads off to medicine cupboad for migraine tabs*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:23, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:29, archived)
# I can see it!
Edit: And ignore all the people going "ARGH MY EYES" it's good :D
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)
# It is good
BUT

HOLY SHIT MY EYES
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:04, archived)
# "press reveal for the answer"
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Very good!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)
# how does that work?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Dots...








Alright, fine. A not sarcastic explanation, then. If you look really closely (and with complete disregard for your retinas) you'll see that the elephant figure's dots are spaced just slightly enough apart to give it a different perceived shade but only, as you might have noticed, when you make your eyes readjust to the image after scrolling or looking away.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
# got everything you need?


rope.. check... gaffer.. check... rohypnol... check
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:07, archived)
# early 90s jeans - check
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Cunningly disguised?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Awww :)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Thanks for the sympathy response ;)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] In breaking news.


Click for bigger (397 kb)


Somehow this seems so current.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I, for one, welcome Rataxes, our new overlord
I preferred him to Babar anyway.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Badass
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)
# yes!
I always knew that despite his bourgeois generosity, Barbar was a ruling class parasite!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)
# hahahah! :D
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)
# See no elephants, see no elephants
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Take your hands away from your eyes,
They're EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I'm seeing them in my sleep.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:51, archived)
# That's because they've all got tuberculosis now
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Modern game. Olde format. 9 days to load.....
....and at the end of tape 8987: syntax error.

Some kids don't believe games used to come on tape.
Plankton.
Anyway; what should I draw next?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# the ZX81 and Binatone tape deck I used to load it with
and some sexy nuns.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# with Blu-tac for the 16K RAM pack
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I had a thermal printer too
that was so totally cool and shit.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# yep, me too, with the nastiest printer paper ever
I built mine from the kit @ £79.99
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# You cannot forget the Kempston joystick and interface
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Kempston is such a wonderful sounding word.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# The Kempston was a great joystick!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Was a winner with Daley Thompson's Decathlon
You could wiggle that joystick with no fear of breakage :D
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Good old Daley Thompson's Decathalon
I had another similar game called "Hypersports" as I recall. Top notch joystick-wiggling fun.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I think Hypersports was the Konami original
*checks* - no, Track and Field - everything copied those 2 many years ago :)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:54, archived)
# I never got one.
Moved up to a VIC 20 instead, 4k and a proper keyboard.

we are showing our age.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Quickshot 2
with autofire
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# I'm trying desperately hard to find out which joystick I had.
It looked a lot like the Quickshot II Turbo, but it had two red triangular buttons on the base. It did have the auto-fire like the turbo though.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:51, archived)
# don't think mine had the two buttons on the base
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Found it, or one very simillar
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# cheetah?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Yes
I remember the cheetah's head logo on the base now. But I can't find one on google with triangular buttons, only round ones.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# they made a whole bunch of models
was it this 'un?

edit: I should read the rest of the thread before replying :)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
# I once took the autofire module out of a joystick and put it in a mouse
great for playing Star Wars on my Amiga :)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# And you fiddling for hours and hours with the correct volume and bass/trebble settings.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha
:D fantastic drawings as ever, real talent.... ps. simba is looking a bit scary these days
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Is your "Y" derived from Alastair Reynolds?
In which case, any Chasm City-type thing will be ace!

Actually I think I've asked this before and it's nothing to do with it. It should be, though. Great books.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Draw a cheap wristwatch checking the oil on a Ford Cortina
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Esther Ranson gamming off a goat
while the goat paints a picture of a Giant Robot Hitler scaling the Eiffel Tower.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# PS Awesome pic, but I was always a speccy man.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# nothing beats
waiting for the title image to load in one line at a time. It was like watching an 8-bit rolf harris show.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# we had sooo much patience as 80s kids
quite unreal compared to today's "why the fuck didn't it load NOW when I clicked on it 0.05 seconds ago?" yoof
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Oh, so muuuch ^THIS!^
Nowadays I feel like my grandparents must've when I was a kid: "Well, in our day a hoop and a stick were the best toys you could hope for..."

/feeling-like-an-old-fogey blog
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
#

(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:53, archived)
# cannot unvisualise
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# you should draw
oprah winfrey cross-stitching a cheap wristwatch
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
#
10 YIFF YIFF

20 GRRR

30 GOTO 10
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:48, archived)
#
............................||
............................V
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Did you sort out your camera problem?
Later on I thought it might be the focus assist laser, try turning it off if you can
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)
# A sexy nurse
fighting a helicopter filled with Chinese people. Evil Chinese people.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:49, archived)
# SUPER
:D
edit : draw a hidden elephant! please
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# ^denizens trying to hide an elephant
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# ^THIS!^
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# agreed
^THIS
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# ZEBRA FILTH
:D
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# haha
I remember a daft mate of mine trying to copy a tape head cleaner on a tape-to-tape.



as for a drawing, perhaps the under-stairs cupboard OF DOOM!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# R : Type loading error.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I finished RType on the speccy
...not without loading a POKE tape first though.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# needs more 'pencil winding the tape back in"
Can you draw something to illustrate my new favourite tune?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# A massive eel
coiling up from the depths of a lake towards a small rowboat perched on the surface.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)
# tape? that's a bit new isn't it?
I have a ZX81 program on vinyl!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Not one of those flexi discs
that used to come with computer magazines, that you'd record the sound ?

*may have dremt these*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# yes it was a flexidisc
can't remember if I ever got it working, but I did try
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)
# When I were a lad....
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I had my name written out in punched paper tape when I was a kid
thought it was really retro at the time
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
# ...all this were bit-fields
/coat
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
#
10 Print "WILLY!"
20 GOTO 10
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Pah! Tapes!
Typing out code from "Sinclair User" was where it was at
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)
# only to discover you'd mistyped something
and you'd never get those six hours back
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)
# "Syntax error line 38"
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I used to download BBC Micro programs from Teletext
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# The 80's equivalent of downloadable content!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Sinclair User?
Piggle...Your Sinclair..or even "Your Spectrum"...now that was the business...
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty.
Top hummus as always, JJ! \o/
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] *Tusk tusk*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Ninjing.
Click
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Fucktiphino!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Pervert
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)
# P.S.

(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)
# TGMTRFH
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# IT'S COMING STRAIGHT FOR US!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# GNNNNNGNNNGNNN*...
*that is supposed to represent the noise of one of those throat voicebox things, by the way. Well how else would you portray it - it's an analogue waveform ffs!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Nah, it's backing away
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# 'shoots'
'profits'
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# eats and leaves
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Oh my giddy aunt....
Sorry - just thinking about my Dad's sister who's been having some dizzy spells of late.

That was truly awful :P
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
# *still glowering*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Are animated gifs slower in the new firefox release, or is it just me...?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Test gif


Nope - still looks mad quick to me...
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Oh well
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I stopped using Firefox and eventually Ubuntu because of this rubbishness.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# No sound but get the general idea :)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# :O(
GayTube!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Tsk, tsk.... Hippophants are the way forward
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)
# You're only saying that cos they is both fat! LOL
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# What do you get if you cross a Hippopotamus and a man with Tourettes?
A Hippopottymouth...;)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
get out!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# *Gets out*
:)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Oh dear Lord. Have a random *spang*

(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# heh
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] toss him a can


this does'nt deserve it's own thread
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Heffalump Fhtagn.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# haha thats fab ninj
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Ta matey!
:)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)
# orange!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] How to hide an elephant (Part 2) with apologies to John Godfrey Saxe
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Top quiff!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Click the "hide" button or something...

doodled this ages ago, but have no competition hummus this week
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Awww!
*bums*




EDIT: *climbs ladder*



*bums*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# oww
i was up that ladder :(
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
# *bums*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Nice style!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Why thank you.
It allows easy pedestrian access into and out of this field.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# *glowers*
I've got my eye on you
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Sorry*...
* may not in fact be sorry
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# HAaaaaaaaahahahahaha
FFS.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:05, archived)
# /\ 2nded
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
# The Adventures Of Beat Takeshi: Episode II
Where revision SHOULD be done... bad photoshopping IS done!

(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# If you found that, it should win the compo
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# You think?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Well if I found it, I'd think it should win the compo
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Nice cropping
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# if I'd found that, I'd think it should win the compo
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha
you loon!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Graffiti for wufflebunny
*apologies for filesize*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:41, archived)
# RAWR!
Woo, I want one!

EDIT: Go on, try and fit lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington into one of THOSE badboys, mwahaha!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
# *smugs*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# *gulp*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Atta girl
*gives $100*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# brilliant stuff!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# cheers mate
:)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
# I don't understand these.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Compo it!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)
# YAY! BUNNEH!
*glees*

I have difficulty reading some of these but I can actually see most of where it reads "wuffle". I have difficulty reading graffiti tags IRL so this is no reflection on the artwork which I love :D

/adds to profile *glees some more*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:24, archived)
# She has a point.

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers
.

My latest project: Free short story audio books -
A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81

Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# This is ace.
I think the best martial arts move-name ever is "The Drunken Monkey"
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
# You are mistaken, the best name now goes to Kung Fu Flid
www.imdb.com/title/tt1289414/

... Purely on the basis of 'WTF'.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# No that's a movIe. I was on about an actual move
Which is, I believe, a kung-fu one.

BUT

That does not negate the fact that Kung Fu Flid is the best movie name ever.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# hehehe, ace as always!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] How to hide an elephant (Part 1) with apologies to John Godfrey Saxe
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# All in all you're just a-nother elephant wall!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# That is, frankly, one of the most sickeningly racist things I have ever, EVER encountered.
I don't know how you sleep at night, I really don't.

I'm going to put my foot through culture, and send YOU the bill.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# BRING BACK HANGING!!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:17, archived)
# That's far too good for this sort of scum*.
It's got to be paedos and rapey-tiem all 'round I'm afraid - and I'd film it for posterity myself!

*I think this pic is most lovely and also WOO
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Heffalump
is very lovely. And wall heffalump is lovelier still.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I like woozles
I now have a sockbunny in woozle stripes
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# A sockbunny in woozle stripes?
That sounds very intriguing indeed!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Drawing tiem again!
Nearly finished! yaaaay!



Click for bigger (346 kb)


I have to show you guys because yours is the only opinion I trust...
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
#
I cannot draw this good, therefore you are clicked.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# In many ways I quite like the partially completed look of it.
Since the drawing is fairly photorealsitic the bits that aren't shaded give an interesting contrast.

In conclusion: NICE; STOP THERE
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# ^ i like it 'as is'
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Yeah but could I
sell it like that?

Would someone buy it half-finished?

I wouldn't want to appear lazy y'see.

Though I am........a bit....
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Yeah there'll be legions of angle-in-are-harts fans who'd buy the finished thing
Fair enough. At least you'll still have a scan of this version.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Nah don't get me wrong I see the angle you're coming from,
I personally think it'd look cool like that, but my OCD won't let me leave it,

If it sold as a partial project don't get me wrong i'dd sell the fuck out of it, I guess I just havn't tried yet.........
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I think it is absolutely perfect as it is.
And you cannot improve on perfection. What turns an excellent artwork into a brilliant artwork is knowing when to stop and while I appreciate the effects of OCD making it difficult now is the time to put this one aside and start on the next one and the urge to "complete" it will fade in time.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Yes to the first question
No to the second - the trick there is to say that it IS finished, of course.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Ahh
I like it.

Gawdy french art lovers will eat it up like horse spunk!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Coming along very nicely indeed.
{Obligatory gay joke}
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Drawn?
You're shitting me! That's outstanding!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# 0_0
Thanks!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# outstanding work, sir!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# The shading around the eyes is very nice indeed
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Christ that's good.
I agree with ^ them ^ up ^ there that it looks great as it is.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:17, archived)
# This
is absolutley incredible, I will happily give you one of my testicles and a picture of a goat if you teach me how to draw like that
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Draw from reference
upside down.

Focus on the little shapes the lighting forms on a photo.

Draw in small pieces, like 1inch squares.

Your eyes lie to you when you try and replicate something, doing it upside down stops your eyes from drawing what you think you SHOULD see, and simply what is there.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Ah, interesting technique!
I'll have to give that a shot, thank you very much :)

Nut and goat in post
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Ooh, and never look at the thing until you've done quite an recognisable area,
for instance i didn't look at this until I had finished the eyes and nose.

And don't try and get the shading just right. Start with the blackest areas first, cuz, y'know, black is black, but build up the layers of shading, using little shapes i mentioned, and build it up until it appears too dark.

Than tickle it with an eraser and smudge it gently to lighten it up a bit.

(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Brilliant
Thank you so much buddy! Its been a few years since i've had to draw freehand, ergo, my degree may start to suffer if i dont sort it out! But really appreciate the help :D
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# damn you
christ on a bike thats good mate, you have great talent, wooooooOOooO
click
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Ooohh thankyou Fiendish,
*bows courteously*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:52, archived)
# yeah thats good, but this is b3ta shouldn't he be holding a purple willy or have a cat on his head?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I came for the dick jokes
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
#
jokes
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)
# hence why it's a WIP*





*willy in progress
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# That is one WELL HIDDEN elephant.
Woo.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Very nice work. A4?
Eyes are slightly skewed. Maybe. I should start drawing again (see profile)

click
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:07, archived)
# That's very nice indeed
and a great likeness...
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Incredible.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:50, archived)
# thats brilliantly done
nice work
lets see more
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Shurely bindun...
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I have a fake one of them bags
Picked it up in a charity shop for 50p.

Will have to RIS unless it's got something to do with SB being an old bag.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# *filenames*
*confirms suspicions*
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)

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