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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:49, archived)

CRAMP

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:50, archived)

crab lamp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:53, archived)

CRAMP

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:54, archived)

KK !

*EDIT* Correction:
~~Now that's one menacing light.~~

CRAMP

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:51, archived)

CRAMP

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:52, archived)

cramp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:53, archived)

You should keep it at least semi-submerged in water so it can filter through its mouth.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:55, archived)

CRAMP NEEDS SUBMERGE

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:56, archived)

It's a fecking alien!

kill it with hammers!!

or at the very least a frickin laser

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oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:57, archived)

cramp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:58, archived)

OMFCRAMP

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:58, archived)

Oldpoint, my dear chap,

You are allowed to swear here, y'know?

Let rip, y'fucking cunt.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:59, archived)

oh I know that

its just that I try my best not to.

Mainly as I am an admin on a few historical forums, and I don't want to get into the habit :-)

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oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:02, archived)

I really can't imagine a better place upon which to adopt the habit.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:06, archived)

This^^^^

Let me explain:

That Hitler, he was a right fucking cunt!

Why is Abraham Lincoln such a fucking shit?

Where the fuck is John Wilkes' Booth where Abe Lincoln was shot?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:16, archived)

Thank you.

Perfect illustration.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:50, archived)

That does indeed look like a CRAMP to me too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:58, archived)

CRAMP

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:01, archived)

ROFCRAMP

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:03, archived)

CRAMPS !

dont eat stuff of the sidewalk kids.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:03, archived)

LE CRAMPE?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:05, archived)

AH BON?

C'EST?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:07, archived)

FOUX DE CRAMP

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:09, archived)

AH BON!

C'EST LE TEMPS DE CRAMP.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:12, archived)

OUI!

OU EST LE CRAMP?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:17, archived)

AH BIEN.

C'EST DANS LA PLACE DU CRAMP

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:28, archived)

ICH MOCHTE BITTE EIN KILO KARTOFFELN

JAJAJAJA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:38, archived)

WA KA RI MA SEN

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:56, archived)

elvis update

Click for bigger (84 kb)
pink n chrome lots of lovley chrome

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:30, archived)

Long project is long.

Looking really good for that effort too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)

its my day job

i only get an hour or so a day to work on stuff like this

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:36, archived)

Holy crap, this project just keeps getting more awesome.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:32, archived)

Forgive the snobbery,

but could do with a tad more Little Richard or Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Apart from that, it's delightful.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:33, archived)

consipation blues

all those burgers

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:34, archived)

Broken up by the occasional KFC and poor-quality Erdo Chinese.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:37, archived)

ha!

story of my life at the mo, i havent cooked a single thing at home for ages.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:39, archived)

You really must stop cooking all those married things.

(Think of the children, Goddamnit!)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:42, archived)

That is so cool . . . there should be one for every craft port !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:34, archived)

Cor.

How's the chrome done? Is it made from assorted bits of metallic junk all cut and bent to fit?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:44, archived)

bare metal foil

modeling material dead soft dad thin self adhesive metal, an aero modeling friend reccomended it its much better than i thoght it would be

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:58, archived)

Oh, sort of like how gold leaf works.

Nice, nice.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:20, archived)

What goes around comes around...

As regard to: www.defectivebydesign.org/ipad

(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:13, archived)

iPad DRM endangers your rights?

Well there is a simple solution. Don't buy a fucking iPad. It is impossible for a luxury commodity that you buy of your own volition to endanger your rights.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:17, archived)

one snowflake cannot cause panic buying

edit : and im gonna get some sleep

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:22, archived)

Unless it's a particularly pretty snowflake.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)

I think they were referring to that old apple ad from the 80s

and pointing out that apple are now doing the exact same thing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)

Correct

Maybe it's cause I'm a massive Ridley Scott fan (mainly for Blade Runner and Alien), but I may have overestimated how iconic his Mac ad was. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYecfV3ubP8 for those who have yet to see it.

(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:45, archived)

deep

I think its been going on for a while now tho

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:18, archived)

Yes the future has past !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:22, archived)

Not by much. Jobs has been pro-lockdown throughout his ventures.

He is also a big fan of the boiled frog method of business. This is just
the latest in his misguided attempts at it. Not that it has been just him.
Apple has a long history of fucking everyone with their products.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)

The boiled frog method of business?

Wow.

Bit of a subscriber to the boiled frog method of poetry, meself.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:30, archived)

The whole boiled frog thing is an urban legend anyway

They jump out of the water as soon as it gets too hot, no matter how slowly you heat the bowl.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:33, archived)

Add cocaine to the water.

You didn't hear it from me.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:35, archived)

If I had any coke left I wouldn't be trying to boil a frog

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:43, archived)

I DON'T ADVISE SNIFFING A BOILED FROG

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:53, archived)

HIDE FROG

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:56, archived)

Sounds entirely sensible to me.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:35, archived)

Whose picture is that on the iPad screen in the last frame?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Graham_(actor)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:49, archived)

Ok, thanks.

I hadn't seen those ads.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:55, archived)

Oh my.

An iconic advert. I'm old enough* to remember seeing during that Super Bowl...

*just fucking old, really...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:18, archived)

I remember that advert from the 80s

Woo to the pic

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:36, archived)

For no good reason

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:04, archived)

I will buy all of your SlKUg Wa

please

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)

Certainly, Madam. US dollars only, please.

Would you like a carrier bag?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:08, archived)

yes please

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:16, archived)

Not that it'll do you any good.

My entire stock of SlKUg Wa weighs 243 metric tons and has just cost you $778, 953.48.
But it's given a welcome boost to Malawi's beleaguered economy.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:23, archived)

I will take it away in installments

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)

Oh, and it's ten cents for the bag.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:29, archived)

hahahah

you made him happy

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)

SIKUG Wer....Wer....Wer...Wa?

Ther....ther....ther...that'll be a pound

(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:16, archived)

I'd like four king crabs, please.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)

Hang on a sec.

I'm attempting to address a spot of minor cutlery-handling bother.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:10, archived)

Fine, fine. When you have a moment I'd also like some 'R's.

For screwing to the wall.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:29, archived)

arf

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:34, archived)

Ingcrabs for forks.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:22, archived)

one mukaner to go please

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McBadger COW, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:11, archived)

I'll take the hole she bang !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:11, archived)

As a roofer, I'm appalled.

I have higher standards.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:23, archived)

Nonsense! It'll polish up lovely, that.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:40, archived)

PENDA.. PENDA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:34, archived)

Bring it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:53, archived)

oh, i'll bring it, Ganduck

i'll bring it good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)

I take it . . . you'll bring it . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:00, archived)

i will

but not the potato salad, not this time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:06, archived)

Green bean casserole ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)

chicken wings!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:10, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmn . . . I'm lickin' right now !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:12, archived)

i would be

but i can't stretch my neck that far

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:14, archived)

For some reason I read that as . . . stretch my tongue that far . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:16, archived)

i can't imagine why.....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:18, archived)

and now i'm off

g'night all

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:35, archived)

Night-O !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:36, archived)

> FUCK GANDUCK

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:46, archived)

Sporting a long moustache, as this gentleman and I both do, presents a number of practical difficulties.

The primary one is avoiding accidentally biting the fucker off.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)

Home grown floss !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:01, archived)

Disappointingly, it's almost completely flavourless.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:05, archived)

Even after spaghetti ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:09, archived)

Oddly, particularly after spaghetti.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:16, archived)

eeeek!!!.....*casts a spell on it quick*

a nice one of course

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:00, archived)

That . . . is what I call bringin' it !

BRINGIN' IT !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:02, archived)

Put a ring on it!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:04, archived)

Cybering ?

audiojungle.net/item/cyber-ring/80136

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)

Well worth investigating, V.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:27, archived)

Silly old me, I forgot to repost this stupid old abomination

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:15, archived)

Oooooooooooooooops . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:17, archived)

frodong pleases me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:17, archived)

Don't encourage him!

As you can see, he's a very silly young, erm, half-hobbit-half-CDC.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:26, archived)

hahahahaha!

the question is, did gandalf choose that particular transformation so that he could be spunked on?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:37, archived)

I've always regarded it as something of a happy accident.

Later, he hobbles off with a bit of a spring in his step.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:46, archived)

:DDD

(herman:D, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:35, archived)

Fucking half-orc bastards!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:06, archived)

So's the other half !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)

:D awsome

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:56, archived)

Twist and SHOUT !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:03, archived)

r,ok

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)

Rock out with your sock out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:11, archived)

'nings

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)

warwick davis: the early years

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)

Bastard Owes Me 2 Fingers

(Plazaman , Curing Amnesia Since 198... Squirrel, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:02, archived)

hahaha i don't know what to think of this

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)

Sometimes people forget that it wasn't just humans

who suffered as a result of the Vietnam War!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBCSxrya3U0&NR=1

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)

must...stop....laughing.....at...hoppity.......pigeon....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)

Well done rueening it :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)

sorry :(

but it's fucking funny!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)

Not the laughing thing,

the saying what it was :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:28, archived)

i know, i know

i just couldn't help myself :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)

I have to say, I still had no idea what to expect when I followed the link

but now there are tears streaming down my face; funniest thing I've seen in ages!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)

*affirmed*

*posts to links*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)

One that good...

You couldn't eat all at once

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)

:-( !

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)

It's like Battleship Potemkin all over again or something like that!

Which reminds me, why am I still waiting for a copy of the final edit of Uncle Vasya?

It's like nearly a year since the trailer! You're fucking slower than Jim Jarmusch!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)

soosh, it may very well be that Uncle Vasya is not ever going to be posted to the internet

for the simple reason that it is a silly student film and i am far more capable than what is exhibited in it.

Also, because I'm expanding the script into a feature which I hope to produce in a year or two's time :-D

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:01, archived)

I am hurt and I feel damaged :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)

let me comfort you

*moves in for the kill*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaah

:D:D

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:39, archived)

BOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOING

BOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOING
Oooh, crisp!
BOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOING
BOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOING
Ooooh, fag end!
BOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOING
BOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOING
BOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOING

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:41, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*rewatches*

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:45, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BejOXEOt1AI

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:50, archived)

poor thing

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:53, archived)

"Strong, healthy teeth."

(Just a suggestion)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)

lol:D

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:15, archived)

FUcking shitty Windowlickers! :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)

Gah!

.
Kill it with:

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:18, archived)

I voted for kindness.

Looks like I'm the only one.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)

Who lies.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)

Ooh you old soppy.

*pinches cheek*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)

I made an unfortunate pinch/punch typo on facebook the other day, commenting on a friend's new babby.

That is the end of storytime.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:45, archived)

i went for hammers.

it's the only way to be sure.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:28, archived)

I went for hammers

because I have a poor imagination and can only think in crude terms.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)

i went for fire

because fire is the cleanser

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)

I too voted kindness.

But that is because I misread it as AIDS-Cancer.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:35, archived)

Oh, that'd take ages.

No fun at all in watching a long, slow, drawn-out death.
(I could be wrong - I am, after all, watching my own)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:46, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:18, archived)

D-:

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)

Baby Riker?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:58, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:28, archived)

ahahaha fuck!

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McBadger COW, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:43, archived)

It eats . . . anything it wants !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:45, archived)

Bastard Owes Me 2 Fingers...

...never trust a monkey child...

(Plazaman , Curing Amnesia Since 198... Squirrel, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:58, archived)

........nearly:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)

That is awesome! Have a click sir :)

(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)

thankee

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)

Hahahah:D

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)

hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)

Flappingly good!

FP worthy without a doubt.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:05, archived)

superb!

*click*

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:05, archived)

now that's a bit good!

have a click

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)

well, i think i've seen about everything now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:08, archived)

Cool.

I can almost feel the stomp myself.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)

this demon is clearly gay

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)

Also having an orgasm.

Discuss.

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hoifbjifbef, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:53, archived)

it can't be having an orgasm

its eyes haven't rolled back in their sockets enough to indicate that

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)

Brink of orgasm then?

Bit of the ol' climax.

(

hoifbjifbef, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)

possibly

personally, i think he's being rimmed by a penguin

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:01, archived)

Phwoar yeah giraffes are dead sexy

(

Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:04, archived)

Hells yes.

So hot!

(

hoifbjifbef, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:05, archived)

WOW! cheers BT

woo pic:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)

nicely done.

a good time to post my reworked hidden elephant.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:30, archived)

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)

haha

you're repeating yourself now!

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)

I do that a lot.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)

fanta-tastic...really like this

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)

thank you

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)

i still like this

and it still reminds me of labyrinth

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:37, archived)

it's been such along time since I saw it, I'm not sure which bit you mean.

I remember the bit with the illusion walls of the maze....and david bowie.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:39, archived)

it's the bit where sarah is calling to hoggle

and he runs past the stones that, viewed front-on, make up bowie's face

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:40, archived)

ah, needs a rewatch

I think.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:41, archived)

i might watch it later, actually

there's not much on tonight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)

Nice :D

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)

Close call !

HERE CLOSE . . . HERE CLOSE . . . HERE CLOSE !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:37, archived)

All you need is love...

Seams? What seams!
Bindun? Hope not.

(

jonnyfatman, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)

the blue one

has freebase styles going on, top shop

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)

That freebase stylee

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:49, archived)

Holy shit, that is fucking terrifying.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)

This is

WRONG!

(

jonnyfatman, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)

'tis the stuff of nightmares.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)

its not often im left

trying to pick out the real freebase

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)

this is why cloning should be banned

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)

ULTIMATE XTREME ZWEI: ESSEN MINE XTREME

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:55, archived)

EXTREME!

(

McBadger COW, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)

that certainly is extreme

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)

That piss is animated fucking brilliantly.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)

^this

www.b3ta.com/links/Vinyl_Fantasy_7

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)

:O you added a flat liner

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:00, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)

magical

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)

the blue one

looks like alexei sayle

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)

FUCK!

Can't unsee now.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:40, archived)

HA!

my strange and convoluted plan is coming together!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:44, archived)

"Hello John got a new motor!!!!"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:42, archived)

it's got a fair old bit of power

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)

that is soooo last century. RFID is the new Big Brother

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:41, archived)

Hmm.

What an eccentric zebra crossing.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)

Look what I did. I put the dog's head on the girl, then I put her head on the dog, LOL!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:07, archived)

haha crikey

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McBadger COW, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)

woah this is spooky

I was making a catdog to go with last nights dogcat and I crashed. Then spent a few hours system restoring for the hell of it, and this is the first post I see. Great head swap btw.
edit : Whats really odd is that one of my early options was picking a dog that matched russlte brands hair, but it went wrong because I couldnt find the right sort of dog, and that looks like the right sort of dog. woah again with the spooky thing vibe

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)

Thanks Jamnoq!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)

im also been drinking and this is my 4th can of bud

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:14, archived)

keep going!

Dont quit.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:16, archived)

on that note

I found a close to recent save
edit : arg top right ear is a mess and the contrast is all wrong bah 4 beers makes it look ok

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)

Thats sweet dude.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)

thankies

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:27, archived)

that is the cutest thing i've ever seen

(sarah90 >you, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9896326
*hides*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:45, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:45, archived)

I am searching for a boing sound effect for some wierd reason

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)

You saucy devil.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:48, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)

He has a hot dog stuck in his head

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:51, archived)

shit he does and all, hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:03, archived)

shit

...i'm sure my parents know the artist

or maybe that completely don't know the artist, one or the other - ^

(

SaltyDog really..?, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:53, archived)

Here's my old catdog

Vintage 2004, age 5¾

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:15, archived)

I bet for quick getaways the cat part just flys off and hovers away.

Leaving the legs to just topple over.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:18, archived)

Then it can grow more for landing

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)

thats bloody gorgeous

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:25, archived)

emu catdog!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)

castle spacefish is laughing like spastics at this

have two clicks, rendered down to one

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:35, archived)

good job!

Would, BTW -- both of them

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)

Thanks.

And of course you would pedro, you mate with weird faced deformed women :D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:14, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOL

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:18, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!!

HEADSWAPZ!!!!

EDIT: oh man, people are gonna copy OUR idea LOL!!!!!!1!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)

arf!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:40, archived)

ffffFFuck!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)

\o/

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:44, archived)

hahahahaha! That's fucking wikkid.

Now someone please make it go away. It haunts.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:16, archived)

I wouldnt know

who to hit on first top show ol' bean

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)

Well you know....HIPS or LIPS

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:30, archived)

I'm Still torn

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:35, archived)

HAhaha:D

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)

woof!

one of them's wearing a flea collar but I can't see which

(

spesh., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:18, archived)

hahaha

i love it, very well done

(

FIEND, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)

Thanks fiendy!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)

With a face like that, I'd imagine it would setter back a bit when it comes to dating.

Nicely ;)

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:21, archived)

Thanks Jeeves

nice pun too.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:27, archived)

She's a stunner

Mmmm redhead bitchez

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:30, archived)

ART!

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:30, archived)

ace!

EDIT: You do these black and white pics to colour frightengly well, tutorial please.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)

Thanks. Q&D

I should really detail out the pattern on the skirt,
but that takes ten shitloads of time to do well.

edit:
There is usually at least one recoloring tutorial on most
photoshoping hints sites. My method is rather blunt and
direct. Mostly, it is knowing what colours work. That is
more about practice and colour theory than how-to.

E2: An overly complex method, but covers the basic idea.
www.biorust.com/tutorials/detail/273/en/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:35, archived)

Ahhhh, learn the basics then take it from there, I get ya.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:44, archived)

for balance i should point out that paintshop has

an overlay option for layers that lets you pick colour as the overley type, then lets you pick a percentage. however the output quality is probably not as good.
edit : in hindsight I would have not said this infact I would have not said anything

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:05, archived)

"Overlay" is not as useful as "hue" or "color" (in my opinion).

I use color layers mostly. And paint in parts on their own layer,
so I can adjust opacity or rotate the hue if it starts to get muddy.

Some folks set the brush to color or hue mode and paint right
on top of the original. I like being able to copy and reorder the
layers when I've not thought thru the whole thing, which you
can't do if you overpaint on the original. Don't use Paintshop
myself so I'm not sure which way would work best there.

edit: Bah! Info is info.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)

I think they are more similar than they used to be

I like hue also they lump it in with saturation and lightness in paintshot or you can use it in colorise but its usefull in a faceswap.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:01, archived)

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)

cor

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)

Oh Anna

(

numberbruncher - correct by nature, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:15, archived)

this is disturbingly well done

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:33, archived)

Here,

have a thank you :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)

don't mind if i do!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:45, archived)

Best...

..'shop ever. Woot! *click*

(

Sheep!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)

Let me show you my pokemons

My infernape from Pokemon Platinum. I just wanted an excuse to draw a bunch of pissed-off animals, so I drew my whole team (359kb).

'Ning.

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)

this is win

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:09, archived)

the 'whole team' one is class

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:11, archived)

Weyhey :D

hey is it me or have i missed you allot recently?
anyway, yay your back

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)

hahaha ulysses has the best face

(

Shada, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:11, archived)

He be all "What the FUCK is this SHIT, motherfucker?"

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)

he certainly looks angry

he needs a jigglypuff to sing to him

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:11, archived)

also, FUCKPETALS!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)

Roserades are terrifying -

they lure their prey then kill it with thorny vines concealed in their flowers. I ain't messing with that shit.

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:16, archived)

i like vileplume myself

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)

I liked my Victreebell in Silver.

He was called Albert.

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)

i'd like a jigglypuff

and an abra. that way, i can either put people to sleep or control them

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)

I was always a Lickitung man myself

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:39, archived)

I hate the next one up from Lickitung.

It's ugly and it makes such a revolting noise when you summon it.

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:45, archived)

i bet you were ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:46, archived)

Nice team, but...

I like the Garchomp the best. Woo, Yay and houpla.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)

Oh man I have friend codes in my profile if you want me to take you up on that

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)

Don't have a current team on a cart at the moment.

I've been playing Dungeon:Darkness for the last while.
Still working to get past Hyper Rank. FFFFFUUUUUU---

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)

We haz mutliplayer match!?!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)

That is one fucked up looking Drowzee!!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:29, archived)

The source pic is more disturbing.

mormolok6.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/manbearpig.jpg

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)

HYPERBEAMOTHERFUCKER!!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:24, archived)

Hahahaha.

What a tool he is.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)

CROWS ARE NOT FEEEEESH!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)

Arf!

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)

zizzeck!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)

ARTICUNO ARTICUNO ARTICUNO

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:48, archived)

YES

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:48, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)

Aylesbury is equipped with surf amnesia and a buzzard hydro pump.

Rad weaponry.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)

Shit yeah

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)

I choose you, CUNTGUNK

I like this

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)

Wow, you have skillz.

*click*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:16, archived)

Cheers. (:

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)

Cuntgunk

blastburn

(

FIEND, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)

blastbum

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)

A lady on my television just described cancer cells as "like cockroaches during the holocaust".

She did not explain her analogy.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:46, archived)

I suspect she meant cockroaches in nuclear fallout (confuing holocaust with Hiroshima, maybe).

Technically the Hiroshima bombing was a holocaust, but when you say holocaust people assume you're talking about the attempted genocide of the Jews.

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:50, archived)

I wonder if any cockroaches survived auschwitz

it could still be an appropriate analogy

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)

we had a draw off along those lines a couple of years back :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)

Haha!

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)

LOL BABBY

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:18, archived)

Babby is formed wif only three legz?

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:31, archived)

You wouldn't want to eat a nice babby like that all at once.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:33, archived)

Good point! Didn't see that!

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)

Babby is formed with 3 legs?

Where is babby arms?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:47, archived)

HAHA how did we all miss that as well!

Maybe it is a dogbabby. Not the babby of a dog, but a dog-babby hybrid

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)

all the babby will be absorbed by it been a dog

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:46, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)

Herpes! \o/

happy herpes!

(

spesh., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)

if you're herpes and you know it clap your hands

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:38, archived)

I choose you, HERPES!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:25, archived)

GOOD AIDS FTW

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)

Thats good :D

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:15, archived)

Cheers. :D

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)

great

work

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:25, archived)

I think I've broke mine

Although it looks like I've bought loads of 'em.

(thescotsman, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:05, archived)

Is the Ummagumma app?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)

how odd it is being viewed on best of the board

perhaps the biggest error of all

(

Microwave, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)

omg omg omg omg

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)

my pitch for a children's program

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)

I could watch that all day

*sits down in front of monitor with popcorn*

*watches*

edit:

oh, sorry - I forgot this.

Woo!

(

oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:58, archived)

Hi oldpoint, I'm RoryrattlHead.

I'd just like to take a second to welcome you to B3TA and I hope you enjoy your stay.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:11, archived)

Oh hello

fellow person of an Irish descent (I assume)

(

oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:39, archived)

Aye me laddy.

*does a little jig*

EDIT: sarcasm aside I am totally Irish :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)

Haha!

What is it in the original?

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)

In the original she uses a skillet instead of a frying pan

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)

Harder!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)

ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*clicks*

EDIT: that's only a T-Fal pan, pfft -- Picard is a lightweight

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)

T-Fal?

Sounds vulcanised to me :D
sorry

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:43, archived)

hahaha

top notch :D

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:09, archived)

iBrooch

Just finished sewing this, gonna stretch it over a blank button, turn it into a brooch and sell it for moneys.

Here it is close up

Inspired by (read stolen from) this pic posted by tahkcalb.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)

Yay! Crafts!!

The pic is based on a couple of characters from a captain freedom clipart comic.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:36, archived)

Ahhh

The good Doctor, not been gayshifting for a while, wasn't aware of the name change.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:39, archived)

Took me five and a half forevers to find the original post.

www.b3ta.com/board/8361654

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:05, archived)

Oh, I like this!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:36, archived)

that is nice

i'm in the middle of making yet another patchwork blanket

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:38, archived)

Cool.

Ever thought of patchworking some 8-bit stuff; what'd you charge for a megaman blanket?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:41, archived)

my blankets are usually knitted squares

i can't really follow a pattern, so they're all 20x20

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)

Knitted squares is perfect

how long do they usually take you to finish, and do you work on commission?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:49, archived)

if i've got all the wool i need

i can have a double bed-sized blanket done in about 3 weeks, at a cost of about £35. nobody's really asked me to make them one before, my family are more into duvets

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)

I've a pattern I designed based on old ukranian folk style embroidery, I'd love to see it in wool.

Gaz me if you're up for it.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:58, archived)

10 years adrift in an open-neck shirt.

1300k

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)

i can sea your nipples

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:22, archived)

*checks opacity of shirt*

You ruddy fibber!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)

i have shirt-penetrating vision

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)

I heard you can see male genitalia through 3 feet of lead.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)

i can indeed

that's why i don't like small-cocked bank robbers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)

A fine rule of thumb, if I may say.

Edit: I've just noticed the double-entendre, damn it....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:34, archived)

thank you

i do like my felons to be well-endowed
EDIT: i'm both sneaky and rude ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:38, archived)

Any other way would be just plain wrong...

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)

am i that predictable?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:48, archived)

Oh, no - certainly not*

*Well, maybe ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:50, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)

Lovely stuff Sir!

nings.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)

Hey Mr Dot!

Good evening - you all well?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)

Yeah,pretty much ok

Notched up another year last week!!
How's yourself?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:27, archived)

back in the smoke, so very happy, thanks.

And a belated Happy Birthday, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:33, archived)

Thats beautiful :D

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:27, archived)

Thank you herman!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:32, archived)

Shit that's good.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:27, archived)

Cheers!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:33, archived)

Stunning.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)

Thank you kindly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:34, archived)

Ooo, that's nice, that is

Rather soothing on the eyes. Like Optrex for the soul.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)

Bless you - thanks.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:35, archived)

Oohhh pretty.

That's a new desktop right there.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)

Enjoy!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:35, archived)

Lovely render, as usual.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:37, archived)

Thanks!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:40, archived)

Beautiful sir,

what do you use for these?

Apart from a shitload of talent

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)

You are very kind...

Vue 7xStream does the heavy lifting.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)

it's just like

a mini mall

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)

o
)
o

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Ttssattsr, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)

haha always on

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)

rain

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)

aahaha excellente

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)

and then windows went like BLEEB BLEEB BLEEP

my name is allen feiss and i'm a mac addict

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)

That is spot on.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:23, archived)

**I move away from the mic to breathe in

lol :D

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spesh., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)

hello mr mini mall

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:10, archived)

numa numa

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)

The Dormitory Boys

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:33, archived)

i think i can do better but whatever enough drawing for today

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)

'shopped a kitten.....

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)

No Mr E Weathercock, you have "squashed" a kitten

"Shopping" a kitten is something different. It really does not do, to mix the two up....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)

whoops :)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)

I'm up for watching kittens die tonight.

Heh heh heh.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:15, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)

spqueush

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)

I stopped the animation right there

...was too sad:(

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)

you've killed him already

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)

yes killed him :D

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)

Carlsberg don't squash kittens...but if they did....:D

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:49, archived)

hahaha

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:51, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)

go for it Oswaldcat

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:10, archived)

yay!

... I mean NOOO!

Aww, he'll be okay...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)

HE'S OK REALLY........got the guy to reverse after the photoshoot

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)

I hope he's ok

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)

hahahaha

one down.......:D

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)

I'm clicking the shit out of this!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:51, archived)

lol :D

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)

Where The iPad belongs

MOD EDIT: Yeah, that's probably a bit on the NSFW side

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RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)

*rumblerumblerumble*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:54, archived)

Hey Mu,

there was just a mirror on the Antiques Roadshow and I thought, WOW! That's a really realistic painting! How kooky!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:34, archived)

hmm

i have seen one of these before somewhere

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)

yes, it does look vaguely famililiar

now where the hell did I see one of them?

Back in the Sudan in the 30s ISTR, but a different colour.
.

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lord bofingham, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)

I know it's Sunday and it's lateish

but shirely that's NSFW

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)

THIS

is your first post on /board?
Seriously?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)

Well, that explains it more than if it was his 100th+!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)

yup

first image post

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RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:06, archived)

Little tip. If you think that someone found looking at that image at work might get in trouble

then it's probably best to link it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)

Nudity should be cruder... like this.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)

Elbow to the face.

*DUUUSHH!!!!*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)

NSFW YOU BASTARD!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)

Mu has seen over two naked ladies in his lifetime.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:23, archived)

I don't know if that's a compliment to my drawing or an insult to me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)

It's a compliment AND an insult, man.

It's just how I roll. Sideways. Like a sausage.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)

Hot dog or bratwurst?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:42, archived)

SAUSAGE ROLLS.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:44, archived)

Fair enough

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RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:22, archived)

Totally not worth waiting nearly three years for.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)

Mr Arthur T Jones would be so proud!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:06, archived)

Largs Academy, eh?

When and how long for?

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RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)

Never, for no amount of time ever.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)

How do you know him then?

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RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)

I have an internets.

Welcome to Largs Academy! Generally regarded as one of Scotland's most successful state schools (and the one with the nicest views), Largs Academy is a busy, dynamic school community dedicated to the success and achievement of all its pupils. Though we concentrate heavily on maintaining and improving our high levels of pupil attainment, we also bear in mind the wider needs of the full range of our pupils. We have an extensive and growing list of extra-curricular activities, including two lottery-funded sports development projects.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:21, archived)

meh...

he wouln't be proud.
he more than likely wanted me kicked out sooner than my voluntary departure

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RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)

Our pupils enjoy opportunities to take part in an ever-growing 'menu' of Education/Industry links as well as initiatives aimed at developing 'citizenship'. All pupils, including those with special needs, are strongly supported by a wonderfully committed staff who, together with the pupils (at over 1050, the school roll is at its highest ever figure) and the parents, work together in a happy, relaxed but very purposeful atmosphere. Standards are high and constantly monitored. Pupil attendance rates are high, pupil exclusion rates for poor behaviour are low. We work very hard to try to eliminate bullying and we are totally committed to the idea of taking down the barriers that might lie in the way of all pupils learning and experiencing success.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)

“Each Child is Special”

At Largs Academy we will endeavour to enable all pupils to reach their full potential within a caring and safe environment, allowing them to lead fulfilled lives

Aims
Our vision will be achieved in practice by ensuring that each child is a

Successful learner
Responsible citizen
Confident individual
Effective contributor
within a culture that embraces the core values of honesty, respect, integrity and tolerance.

To help achieve the above we will….

Have high expectations of our pupils and encourage them to set high standards for themselves

Maintain good order, sound discipline and promote positive behaviour which will help to ensure that learning & teaching are effective

Meet the needs of our pupils and seek to involve them fully in the life of the school

Recognise the successes and achievements of our pupils

Communicate effectively with parents and involve them in the life of the school

Ensure that the school plays a full part in the life of the community

Continually try to improve the service we provide

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)

wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_fish_has_a_leg

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Ttssattsr, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

He also neglected to mention that fish also have a inflatable beach ball in their bellys!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)

LOL.

I laughed quite a lot at that.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:43, archived)

All parents of a child of school age have a duty to ensure a that there child attends school regularly. Attendance is recorded twice a day, morning and afternoon. Absence from school is recorded in the school register as authorised, unauthorised or temporarily excluded. We rely heavily upon parents to keep the school informed by letter or by telephone * if the child is likely to be absent for some time and to provide a note for their child's Registration teacher upon his or her return to school. The note should confirm that the reason for absence. In addition, parents should inform the school on the morning of the first day of absence.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)

You iz well wicked at internetz stalkin' blud, innit.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)

Feels like I'm being stalked at the moment

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RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:31, archived)

The department is situated in the IT building and comprises 2 classrooms (Rooms 2 and 3) and access to a staff room. Both rooms are equipped with Apple Macintosh computers and interactive boards.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)

Last time we interstalked someone we bullied him into deleting his twitter accout. Oops.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)

I am not interstalking him!

But I am now interstalking Mrs C Collins, the Deputy Head, as she only has a bottom lip.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:47, archived)

cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex.

Endowed: small.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:47, archived)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)

I like this.

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=82537

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)

Just seen your message on his blogtv channel.

You legend Mu.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)

Bit extreme on his part, don't you think

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RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)

The force was weak in him.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)

Sounds like it

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RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)

The problem with Largs Academy is

it's in Largs.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)

true

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RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:44, archived)

Largs Academy, eh?

When and how long for?

Lots of love, Ross.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)

nah

no love
no emotion of any form, actually

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RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:27, archived)

Yeah,

1996 to 2001.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:29, archived)

Hello, honeybunny.

I too studied at whatever university during that time.

Kisses and touches, Rossthepiper.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)

Hey sugartits!

I loved that university that I studied at during that time!

Mouthrapes, redsushiwhoopwhoopthepiper

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:32, archived)

Rossthepiper enjoys your sexitude.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:32, archived)

wooo

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)

ah you linked it damn, I was just about to post this

SFW

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:10, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)

Aye

thats a bit more work safe

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RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)

don't wait another 2 years

before your next image

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)

PC Failure

the computer I had at the time sort of went on fire not long after I signed up.

being a student, didn't have a lot of money so couldn't afford to replace it

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RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)

:)NSFW:D

img8.imageshack.us/img8/9996/b3ta09.gif

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)

>:(

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McBadger COW, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)

Should that MOD also be taking a look at the

popular page?.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)

*checks*

Oh my!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:41, archived)

SUUUUUUUUUSSSSSH!!!!!!!

Whoop! Whoop!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:47, archived)

how did that get votes? :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)

Fanny!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:43, archived)

Barbie always wanted a real pony.

(cnidaria0 Cnidaria, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)

Hahahaha! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha... ha ha... ha...
Oh... My pants seem tighter than usual.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)

what are they doing :D

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)

Do not google image search "pony play" especially if you are at work.

Here is a side view, so you can get a better idea of what is going on.

(cnidaria0 Cnidaria, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:18, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)

Reminds me of

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDk_HbzT8DA

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)

This little piggy browsed what was available at the market whilst staying at home, he ordered roast beef but had none, unfortunately he had to wee wee wee all the way to a payphone!

iNad

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)

Hmmmmmmm

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:34, archived)

iBalls

;)

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FIEND, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:36, archived)

LOL, I'm gonna kick this shit at a pig

www.b3ta.com/board/9896978

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:37, archived)

Balls

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:38, archived)

Ball Balls

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)

I don't get it.

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spesh., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)

Nad is a word for bollock.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:45, archived)

Rhymes with fad . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:46, archived)

yeah, I get that bit

it's the 'why it's supposed to be funny' bit I don't get.

it IS supposed to be funny, right?

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spesh., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:45, archived)

*bokes*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:29, archived)

hehehe:D

(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)

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