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[challenge entry] I like the alt-compo
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Alt-compo it.
Hit edit and hold Alt Gr while you select "This is a compo entry"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# The moon called

They want that friggin' big rabbit off their north pole ASAP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:11, archived)
# That is actually it's South Pole.
The photo was taken in Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:16, archived)
# You know, I do actually recognise the crater Tycho there near its south pole

I should know, because I invented it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:20, archived)
# That isn't entirely accurate,
In 1986, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre got a job at Nasa.

"I had been watching Button Moon on my Telly box and that Mr Spoon was really getting on my nerves, the freakish little nutter!"

"So I built this rocket ship out of some old fruitellas and a cigar case and went up there. Turns out that they aren't real, and all I found in space was loads of fucking Clangers and Bucky O'Hare. I was well pissed off. Which is why I turned Bucky green, and ripped out those little Clanger bastards voiceboxes, replacing them with the thistle whistles I had nicked Angus and Elspeth in Scotland the week before!" the demented Edam molesting Clog hopper said.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Hahahaha Bucky O'Hare

That big ass crater is the only thing that's left of him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Fucking green cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:37, archived)
#
Buy me some fruitella,
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:32, archived)
# OK.
I am going out to the shop when this episode of Castle finishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Score! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:57, archived)
# He never wore wooden shoes in his life!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:33, archived)
# :(
Free the Moon bunneh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Free the moon, bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Free.
Teh moon bunneh.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Free: The Moon Bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:16, archived)
# My eyes are now doubting the validity of the word "free"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:17, archived)
# The Moon
Free Bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Bunny moon the free.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:26, archived)
# The moon-free bunny
The bunny-free moon
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:32, archived)
# If only.
Looks like he's there for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:39, archived)
# There's a cartoon hanging in my house that has a woman with a placard and a frown that reads "FREE WOMEN NOW!"
And a timid man is tapping her on the shoulder and saying "...can I have one?".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:29, archived)
# i for one welcome our new lunar-based bunny overlords
with a pot of hot water, carrots, onions and roast potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:14, archived)
# I've never had rabbit. Are they tasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Bit like chicken
with extra fluffehness
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:17, archived)
# very.
rich and delicious, with a beefy taste, although the texture is like a mix of chicken and tuna.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:20, archived)
# When you say "had"
...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:22, archived)
# eaten, tasted, sampled
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:23, archived)
# ...in a sexy way?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Yiff, grr, yiff!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:28, archived)
# It needed a little something I felt...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Ha ha
What was it you felt?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Moon bunnies need orbital carrots!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Nasty man, taunting meh fluffeh moonbunny
with ever so slightly out-of-reach celestial veg.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Not at all, it's all a question of jumping at just the right moment in a perpendicular orbit to the carrot,
if he can achieve a stable geostationary position at about the same level above the moon he should be fine...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:58, archived)
# *ouch!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:26, archived)
# That'll teach you to be bending over stage right then won't it!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Never again!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:34, archived)
# I think I know how that came to be
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Caterpillars play havoc with carrots
especially when attached to tanks it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Meanwhile on the darkside....
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Is that me?
That's me isn't it? Is that me? It could be me that could.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] alt-compos :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Uranus?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:55, archived)
# no
your an us.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:56, archived)
# You arranged letters.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:58, archived)
# :D
you animate goods
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:02, archived)
# *remembers moon cat*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Is there an alt-comp?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:59, archived)
# i thought so
zeltergiset spawned it me thinks.

EDIT: b3ta.com/board/9902600
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] KA-BOOOOOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:06, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iipk8u3uhf4
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:09, archived)
# :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Marvelous!
Da feline massive blowin up da place!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# ...and having SO MUCH FUN!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:12, archived)
# this made me giggle
giant cats?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Don'tchaknow?...Giant cats are my specialty!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:25, archived)
# so...
you like big pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Big + pussy = Hooooooooplah!\0/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Yes. YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's hunt and kill Billy Ray Cyrus
(sicone, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Let's hunt and kill Billy Ray Cyrus
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Let's kunt and hill Billy Ray Cyrus
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Let's Cunt and Bill killy Ray Hyrus
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Mind the semi mindpiss...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:46, archived)
# semi's don't count.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:48, archived)
# they do if you tape a lolly stick to them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:49, archived)
# That is fail.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:50, archived)
# it adds a lovely orange flavour to proceedings and there is a joke to read if she gets bored
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Hmmmm....Orange fish flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:54, archived)
# all fish are orange
in breadcrumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Now I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:57, archived)
# me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:05, archived)
# let's cunt and fill daisy may cyprus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Lets Kunt and Bay Really Cypress Hill?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:49, archived)
# if you want to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Let's hunt and kill Billie Piper
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:52, archived)
# oh hell, yes!
those teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:54, archived)
# hmmm
on second thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:55, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:57, archived)
# bet's punt and pill Millyvanilli flay papyrus?
(sicone, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:49, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Let's just hope Margret doesn't get the gnu again instead

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:51, archived)
# *cancels your watch-griffy-take-a-dump.com account*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:53, archived)
# What I lack in cow faeces in my demin, I make up in human faeces

/ac ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:00, archived)
# AN INVALID SPROUT PROTOCOL INTERFRACTION HAS PROVEN TO BE INDETERMINISTIC
/ac &:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:06, archived)
# You should see him after three streets worth of wanking

Haha! I don't recall typing that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:14, archived)
# haha
/ac :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Let's hunt and kill Billy Ray Cyrus
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm enjoying making these...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:39, archived)
# leapfrog!
this is nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Made me smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:40, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Leap frog!
(I hope he lands in the Middle East!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:40, archived)
# EPIC LEAP FROG
Caps aren't enough to express the size of this leap frog
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Wow, space frorg!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:44, archived)
# beautiful :)
now film his decent in full and follow it up with him surfing all to the tune of dayvan cowboy :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I would watch it. Once.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Wow. Really?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:29, archived)
# yes
but only for Colleen
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:30, archived)
# which one's that :S
I know nothing of these people
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:31, archived)
# aubergine
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
See you wouldn't be able to get objects like that into MY women...

www.b3ta.com/board/9903450

Also, top shoppery, nice reflections
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:29, archived)
# :)
indeed.

although... I don't want to sound prejudiced, but they look like utter spunkhoovers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:31, archived)
# How dare you!
They're from Hollyoaks...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I rest my case.
Hollyoaks girl = has had various League One players cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Sluts!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:37, archived)
# needs more dynamite
much, much more dynamite.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:30, archived)
# ^
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Whores!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:31, archived)
# It's like the opening scene in Macbeth, inflation adjusted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:33, archived)
# hahahaha
what a lovely comparison
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Judging by the smiles on their faces
do they have the demo models already inserted
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:35, archived)
# the fluffers are on
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Pass the GEL
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:45, archived)
# i cannot stress the importance of using the GEL.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:23, archived)
# lower your expectations
somehow I doubt it will turn out the way I'm hoping it will.
(MrPlankton, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 20:14, archived)
# The lamb lies down on Broadway?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:20, archived)
# *quotes from the electronic bible*
and the iron shall lie down with the lamp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Why is there an alt compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I don't know actually, because the real compo is OK.
I think it was devised by forriners...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:23, archived)
# damn forrins...
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:27, archived)
# they thought an iTV
was another new product from Apple
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:45, archived)
# aww, fluffehs
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:25, archived)
# rampant rabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
who knew that bunnies could be so lewd
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:28, archived)
# that's no way to speak to her mad jesty
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:32, archived)
# her mad jesty
someone needs to jesterize Queen Vic. I don't have the shoopy skills :(
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:33, archived)
# arrgh
the scent of garlic lingers, on my chocolate fingers
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Posts and runs......

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:12, archived)
# haha
that program is awful
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:13, archived)
# CHEDGE!
Where ya bin?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Hooray!
I bin hidin
:D
Have I missed much?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Yes!
But I can't remember anything specific...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:20, archived)
# oh, if only!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:15, archived)
# needs more annoying horses
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Hallo Twisty! Sorry I didn't get a chance to do your elephant.
Things have been a bit hectic here....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:22, archived)
# no worries
but elephants never forget.... (I can't remember what it is they don't forget)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Look at the CGI on her :O
its a least 4 weetabix
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:21, archived)
# That is one sexy gun-totin' Mama!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:49, archived)
#
If only
(eyes, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Have a pair of enormous tits
Photobucket

I bet no-one's ever cracked this joke before ever...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Those are great tits!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Cheeky!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Very good
Keen viewers will notice the nuts and shaft too
(eyes, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:37, archived)
# And a bonus blue tit.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
# I have a giant hamster...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Simply
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:26, archived)
# optimisation ruined the blurring of the spokes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:31, archived)
# yeah, but lookit his little feet go!
shame about the spokes
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Most woo and...
I designed exactly the same as a banner ad for Barclays back in - err - 1999 or 2000.
(millie422, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:41, archived)
# thanks, but i've already got some
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:14, archived)
# where are you hiding them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:18, archived)
# I keep them in a picnic basket
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:40, archived)
# I love your enormous tits!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:31, archived)
# They seem to make me popular!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Look out, George!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Officelol!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:50, archived)
# eat ringo, please!
and then that twat mccartney
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Haha
Brilliant. I like this bandwagon/alt compo.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:51, archived)
# :D
I've said it before and I'll say it again: They're dying in wrong order, is there no justice?

Edit: Also, a substandard pea from a while ago:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:51, archived)
# ^Ta all^
they certainly shot the wrong one...
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Ringo will live for ever.

Also - BADGER!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# BADGER: YOU ARE HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# daed si luaP
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:32, archived)
# !emit tuobA !yarooH
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:40, archived)
# !aH !aH
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:47, archived)
# mouth-full-of-curry-lol!!
pfft! *rice*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The role of implausibly large ducklings in the fall of communism has been scandalously overlooked.
(Duckspeak Quacked, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Nice animation.
Fail to see how it would save ITV, or am I missing somethign?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:45, archived)
# ITV is a compo not a board theme lolz
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Really? You fail to see it? Isn't it obvious?
Or it could be an alt compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I'd watch this show
especially when it's for the altcomp - unfeasibly large animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:47, archived)
#
The alt compo is implausibly large animals.
(Duckspeak Quacked, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Aha...
/rarely picks up on alt-compos blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:51, archived)
#
I rarely pick up on anything unless it's slapped in my face like a moist kipper
(Duckspeak Quacked, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# if they could lazer you to death
would you want to bring attention to yourself in their presence?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Awe
some.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry]


If it's both a re-post and an alt compo entry how much of a terrible cunt does that make me?
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:04, archived)
# DESTROY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Bit RPS-ish but...


Visit to a nice derelict site earlier today. Took this pic with a bit of colour accent on the ol' camera, then thought it would be interesting to tweak the dead leaves back to a more summer-based shade. Quite pleased with how the outcome looks.

CFB - both this and the original linked pic c. 300k if anyone's worried about that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)
# I like this
And these kind of pics generally (i.e. greyscale with a single colour showing through)
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Me too, although I do tend to overuse it...


Actually did this one by hand...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# look out, barry!
that dog is after your coffee and/or tomato sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:02, archived)
# i used to like it
but I've seen it done about a million times by wedding photographers and photography students. Getting a bit fed up of it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:31, archived)
#
Nice, it does have a certain melancholic feel about it, but that could just me my bewildering empathy for inanimate objects
(Duckspeak Quacked, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:51, archived)
# I spend a fair bit of time wandering round derelict sites. There's an odd kind of aesthetic in them if you look hard enough...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Nice work, there.
*approves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Cheers guv'nor.
Right. Beer tiem :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Butter Bee & Ice wisp sounds like a nice dessert
and that most bog-awfully shopped picture of the Parliment Building on the front page of BBC news site looks like this...

C'mon BBC I could do better than that :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)
# the average joe doesn't care
and the BBC don't as long as the message is conveyed. But yes, it annoys me as well :P
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:40, archived)
# It's odd they very rarely used to do it (I mean shop their pics at all)
But there has been quite few shockers the past few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:42, archived)
# maybe they got some n00b working cheaply for them
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)
# 6th form work experience student
more like
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:51, archived)
# It's a still from their latest graphic
The black clouds get blacker until they are black enough to overlay words on.

WORDS OF DOOM.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Can I just stick this here?


Click for bigger (133 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Well from this I can tell you don't work for the Beeb
...your photoshop skills are too good ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)
# If they posted that on their website people would panic!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:46, archived)
# ha ha
send it to them :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Excellent. Very very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)
# BATTLE OSTRITCH!
ENGAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Why do the turtles always look unhappy :(
woo & yay though!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)
# yay!
Run, Forest, Run!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:41, archived)
# GJM!
The volcanic turtle looks grumpy. But he does have magma erupting from his back, so that's fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
# i had a volcanic turtle
it was my own fault for taking 4 senokot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Firebat & Ice Wisp win in this round.
GJM
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:49, archived)
# I'd like to see more volcanic turtle adventures
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:02, archived)
# All of these are great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Bindun?
I tried to post this an hour or so ago, and now I see the amazing Happy Toast has got in with a superior image. Curses! :-)

(Sahara Desert http://www.twitter.com/thesaharadesert for swears, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:28, archived)
# that's happytoast for ya
he sees a tone and he just has to lower it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:29, archived)
# ha ha very goo:D
I shall wazz back and look for this Happy Toast one you mention too.

Edit and there is the most bog-awful shopped picture of the Parliment Building on the front page of BBC news site.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Looks like my shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)
# I don't know why they decided to fuck around with it?
If they wanted a view on a gloomy day, they could just walk down the road and take it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] It's over to our Graham for a quick reminder
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:21, archived)
# *running spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# You bad bad man :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:28, archived)
# I unsee what you did there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:31, archived)
# fantasticly spangy humour
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Ha ha...that's fucked up!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Nice one!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amf6O1F5lms&feature=related
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:10, archived)
# ha ha!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Haha fucking hell
I just went to click this and realized I already had.
You terrible man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)
# haha
I'm surprised it made it to the popular page.

Everyone who clicked this should be ashamed of themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:31, archived)
# you should be ashamed
:)
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Haha
Reminds me of www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/date/
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Do you like raisons?
How about a date then?


Have a click. Legend.
(ColinS needs to eat, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# End of day doodle.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# writers block?
EDIT: I wrote that without seeing the title - silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:19, archived)
# I can't think of anything to say
Other than those things are a pain in the neck.

Nice work.

EDIT: The shadow of the notepad resembles a few outstretched talons.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Ooo was there a SA today?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:19, archived)
# No, I was working on my super-hero comic.
There should be a new SA tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Ah hokay.
Wasn't harassing, just end of day doodles often follow SA updates...

As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Nice blockage !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:25, archived)
# 0_0
will Ms. Thorn be making another appearance in SA?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Yes :)
She's got another job for Kat.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:32, archived)
# yay!
i like her! not as much as scarlett, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Nice. Is that the norty step?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:06, archived)
# (note to self: Do not post crap before J.J.)...
...This is outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:48, archived)
# i just want to go to bed...

(Have a nice weekend everybody!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Like walnut whips, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:04, archived)
# FUCK!
if i had a figure like that, i don't think i'd ever get OUT of bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I think it'd be pretty hard to do anything other than topple over
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Perhaps some sort of wheeled support that the breasts could rest on. Like a giant metal fork, with two cups at the top.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# i'd rest them on some lucky bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Fluff up the pillows and hop in the sack !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Looks like she's got her pillows right on hand
Reminds me to draw some women of my own.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
# She has nipular gigantism
it's a terrible affliction
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# !
www.b3ta.com/board/9903919
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:24, archived)
# my favorite!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:30, archived)
# I'll applaud this :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# intriguing tits!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)
# I have not yet met a pair that didn't intrigue me
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Just show the 'Beeb's' programmes...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft
compopea

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:53, archived)
# OOF... too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:58, archived)
# What, even for a pearoast?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Ha!
Took me a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:22, archived)
# TO HULL!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:04, archived)
# I know this is kinda cruel
but you put me in hysterics with that hanging animation
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# My Word!
Harsh but funny.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:08, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Speighting
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Bloody hell....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I am so proud.
*wipes tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:28, archived)
# haha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:30, archived)
# that's so dark
but once i twigged, and got into the right cycle of the animation i laughed harder than i've laughed all day

you bad bastard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] yum
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# lurking horror!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Unexpected cubism!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:47, archived)
# .....octagons
:(
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:53, archived)
# ...hexagons
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Hmmm. Probably a mix of 5-7 sided polygons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:03, archived)
# *is a bit behind the times*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...
Have a Sharples Rifles :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:12, archived)
# what's going on here then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Everyone's waiting for my 13K
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Well hurry up then!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# yeah Tribs
my hand's getting cold
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] A piece of speculative fiction
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Fuck Murdoc
Just fuck Murdoc.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Murdoc doesn't actually exist. He's the virtual manifestation of the darkest recesses of the human mind, ala Tartovsky's Solaris.
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)
# haha
hummusfilled
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I'm going to do the unthinkable now
and defend ITV.

Dropping the South Bank show was the result of the Government reducing their public-service agenda.
They've wanted to drop it for years, but it was the only show that fulfilled their Arts coverage remit.

See also: religious programs, kids TV and the soon to be abolished local programming
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Really?
It's funny how the public service remit works, for example: 2.bp.blogspot.com/_QfVWU-2pVL4/SraLstD_utI/AAAAAAAAIWg/31juUZ-KNl4/s1600/obi-wan-kenobi-01-large.jpg (from about 7:53)
To be honest, I never really liked the South Bank Show, and I'm usually into faggy art programs. In our time is a classic though.
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I'd watch depending who the subject was
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# That's the problem
He did the thing Jools Holland did of having a few douchebags like Will Young every now and then to keep the boss happy while he did a few on the Bolshoy Ballet or something, but then the former started to outweigh the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Didn't he do one on Matt Lucas and David Walliams?
They i think was the nadir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] worked much better in my head
dog
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
this needs more attention and clicks. great work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)

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