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# Slipper another bone . . .
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Milk'n it !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
# BOANZ
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Whoof CRUNCH !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:39, archived)
# awwwwww
 
A TRUE MEAT LOVER
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Fudgedog!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
# The new face of FUDGE !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Hahaha the shit?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)
# It soon will be all white !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Dog legged !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Power lift her !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)
# does not compute
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Face Gut
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)
# it's even got a nose :D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Schnaaz Gut
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Toothy Face Gut
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)
# OMG WOT
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:24, archived)
# nice tits :(
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
# ahhahhhhahhhahhhah
 
this tickles me for some reason
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
# alright you :)
I read you were going to do another run at the die you dick audio.. err.. have you :D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)
# um well yeah about that
my first two sessions playing with Audacity were sweet as, no problems -
but last night it kept crashing on me.
So I didn't get very far, just mixed what you had into my existing project and started thinking about beats over the run out.. several times over, saving a little more each time.

Hopefully it will behave better tonight, it's a fun way to learn the software.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:36, archived)
# 3243234!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
# No reason really.


Just messing around with the Gimp...
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
# somebody set up us the bum!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Operator: main screen turn on
and we know what turns him on
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Whoops
I'm afraid I've just launched every zig.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)
# FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
# No good will come from messing around with the Gimp!
:D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Good messin'n there !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Apparently, it's the Winter Olympics
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
# GO MORT!
YAY!!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
# it sure is....haha..I read going downhill on a tortoise then

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:16, archived)
# hahahah I like the slapstick speed of this
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
# whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
fuckin'ell.........90mph they're clocking...gasp
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Yeeeeeehawwwww!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Going the diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiistance !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Bob Bob Bob and Bob !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)
# teh BOBMOBILE
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:22, archived)
# bit late
but i found it:
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Four dog sled !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)
# My name is mediocre and I approve of this message.

Yay!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Been a long time since I saw Mort
not long enough to miss him, mind, but there you go

hope you are well etc
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
# It's all downhill from there !
GO MORT !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
# HOORAY!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
# evening all
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
# OH GOD

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
# ...it's full of stars?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Just the one

But that's quite enough!

ps: top work!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)
#
stars stubble
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# his name's george and he's a fly-half
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# *applies Lynx*
*raises eyebrows*
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Mother?
superb work sir
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
#
Thong under the suzzies? Rookie.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# nah
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
#
Better. Bad skin tone but ace practicality - as any fule/subdom kno
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Hi, new person!
Make us a picture, new person! :)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
#
I draw ace spiders ( in my head )
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
# I just spaffed my pants
I'm going to send you the laundry bill, if that's OK with you.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Amazing work.
Love it.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
# I like this...
No, I mean I REALLY like this...

And not just in a pervy way either*

*honest
fwap
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
# I say!
*drops monocle*
That's rather good, that is. :D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Bum!
Nice bum!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Get me behind thee !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:16, archived)
# woo Nice :D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
# arse
that is all
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Can has hi-res?
That would be awesome.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
# I just knew this was aimed at me


*grumps*
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Aiming to please . . .
couldn't resist . . .
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:02, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:13, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Doesn't have pencils up nose, pants on head.
I declare his declaration accurate.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)
# wibble!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
# I keep telling the people just this.

But will they listen? Noooooooo.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# That's people for you, see.
You tell them you're not mad, not mad, not mad,...
...not mad,...
...
not mad, not mad, not mad..
WHAT DO THEY KNOW?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
# People know nothing
I'm certain
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:16, archived)
# I AM NAPOLEON
Is on the obverse, no doubt.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Pleased to meet you
*humours*
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
# nice one proj - oh wait
i may have to make his sort of thing a mini tradition :)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
# :)
may have to makehave made
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# FLUMPS!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)
# *picks up*
*dusts off*
Let's try that one again.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)
# i like it.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
# THE FLUMPS
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:21, archived)
# ! know to Good
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Well, that's all the proof we need
Welcome to the Metropolitan Police, Mr...Bonaparte was it?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
# i like the hair that you do
it is good hair.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)
# :D
Being rather hirsute myself, I feel rather attached to facial hair.*
*and not just facial hair
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Coding up some moving visuals for your pleasure this evening...
Watch the video on YT in 720p for full effect

Edit: can anyone point me to a faster environment/language/etc for doing this stuff? This runs pretty slow on my macbook and it really shouldn't.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Mind expanding . . . and otherwise !
I like the moves that move !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)
# oh i like that.
*click*
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)
# purdy
nice music noises and all :)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)
# thanks
the music was for a film project that never materialized a few months ago. So this is its public debut! Really only been heard by my girl and cat before this.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Nice!

Looks a bit low poly though. Is it for a winamp plugin?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)
# True true
There's something like 4012 2D circles being drawn per frame but thats it... just 2D circles. Winamp plugin I wish! I just cooked this up in processing.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
# What is the processing code? Or is it quite long?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)
# It's a secret, dude.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Secret codes, eh?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Walls have ears.
Don't let Jerry know.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Loose lips sink ships.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# It's just like the elusive upload codes

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# I'll paraphrase the core of it:
recursive function(starting point, distance, angle){

draw a circle distance and angle from starting point;

if distance is greater than 0{
recursive function(newstartingpoint, distance shortened, angle modded);
recursive function(newstartingpoint, distance shortened, angle modded);
}
}

Follow? Each frame I change the starting angle. I just then tweaked the basics and added the whole sliding to a still image thing and some other fancy modifiers.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
# No! The huns can read this!
Fritz knows our secrets.

And I've run out of WW2 era terms for Germans.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# they can have it
as they did really do all the hard work on developing magnetic tape.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Hmmm. I see.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
# There are probably lots of example code out there
on the subject of recursively drawn trees, ferns, etc. Thats a good place to start.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)
# I started a while ago :)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
# i guess I mean
'start' as in getting into recursively drawn things such as this program... no real implications beyond that!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Heh, I wasn't inferring. Weirdly, I just moved back to drawing chemical structures.
I suppose that could be done recursively, but not fractally.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Where's the new starting point come from then?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Well that would just draw circles in random positions.
They would be a certain angle and distance from each random position, and the angles and distances could be modified each time by small increments, and the results would still be random positions.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
# The initial call sets the seed so to speak.
The rest inherit the previous on down the iterations, and can be moded on the way down.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
# thats right
Whenever a circle is drawn, thats the new jump off point for the next two calls.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
# OK.
Next question: how come the circles in your picture are evenly spaced, but the code says "distance shortened"?
Also what's going on in the middle bits that look like mushy peas or broccoli?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)
# well each successive series of brances is shorter but there are many circles on any given teir...
one circle in the center
two circles n distance away
four circles n-x distance away
eight circles n-(2x) distance away
sixteen n-(3x) beyond that
etc etc etc
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Heh
That doesn't seem to tell me anything.
Never mind, eh.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Oh and they are leaving trails behind as they move.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Ah, THAT was the vital bit of information I think.
I might make some of these in Blenderpython.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:51, archived)
# another
happy customer.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
# yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
could do with a nice spliff right now
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)
# hai familar spliff
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)
# neat!
I always meant to try processing
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)
# I always thought you used it lots.
What were those octopuses done in? I mean the happy rainbow ones that looked vaguely like they might hand me a booklet on krisna consciousness.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
# hah, that was
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
# I CAN TASTE THE MUSIC
 
that was looking pretty sweet at 720p
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:20, archived)
# i'm scared
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:26, archived)
# I notice that someone wrote you a lovely Valentine's message
and your only comment was that you thought your name looked odd.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Mine looked odd too

if we all started to start our usernames with a capital M, that would be the end of that
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)
# I believe that using lowercase for your name denotes submissiveness in the S&M online world
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)
# O_o

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
# I don't want to be "Mthe Malchemist".
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)
# But your real name is Malc Hemist isn't it?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Well, there's a 'Mac' in it. Or a "Mc", I'm never quite sure.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Nugget?

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)
# i did originally just say :D
which i thought was clear


then later added the edit
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:57, archived)
# So she did keep a diary . . .
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:39, archived)
# That's both magical and mysterious
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)
# A bit shit, but I'm crap at these gif things...
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# seizure in a golf cart
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:03, archived)
# hahaahaha
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:05, archived)
# during an earthquake

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Oh god I'm going to be sick
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:05, archived)
# thanks for a bit of vomit in my mouth
PUUUUUUUKE!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:05, archived)
# haha my first attempt at a repeating gif

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Chainsaw Tiger has chainsaw
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Oh shit how fast is that tiger moving?
It must be going at at least 200 miles an hour!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Haha I think this was my first attempt


Still my best work
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:20, archived)
# This was the very first that I tried...
...and far better than what I posted up there!


(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)
# my first gif

not very continuos...
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)
# I like it
It's very postmodern
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:07, archived)
#
postmodern badly done
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:08, archived)
# ahh
here use dis :D

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Ta muchly...
I really should learn how to do this stuff...
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# *yoink*
this will come in very useful :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Ilike the manic tempo of this
it haz lol-factor:D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)
# I know the guy...
...Manic tempo is right...

I mean he's the kind of guy who gets pissed and thinks it's a good idea to take a golf cart up the M4 to a motorway services just to get some brekky
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)
# I found an iggle piggle that a child misplaced in the super market
I think his xray magic blanket is awesome

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Fuck me, people are keeping Tigers as pets nowadays?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# How do you get them into a box that size?
Chop them finely?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:01, archived)
# It's ludicrous man, ludicrous!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:03, archived)
# I suppose they're cubs
seeing that they're only 1.2kg
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Am I going top hell for this
Polish frosties
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:11, archived)
# My niece had one of those
I did exactly the same thing with it.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] A Game of Spice Invaders, anyone?


Tesco doesn't have to be boring. Let your other half do all the shopping whilst sneaking into the herbs and spices section and arrange the little jars into your obscenity of the day. Then simply retreat to the corner of the aisle and watch in satisfaction as old Mrs Ricketts recoils as she reaches for her parsley..
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:22, archived)
# You bloody vandal
I'm writing to The Sun.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Hahaha loving this idea
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:26, archived)
# I think *I* would be the one recoiling
if I saw old Mrs Ricketts reaching for her parsley.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:27, archived)
# LOL!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:27, archived)
# I once saw a little old lady reaching over a freezer cabinet
My immediate thought was "Push her into the cabinet!"
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Liar.
Your first thought was: Phwoaaaaaar!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Strangely, no
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Well,
Only after he'd pushed her in the freezer.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Fennel
Usnea
Capsicum
Kaffir Lime Leaves

Thyme
Elder Flower
Sage
Cardamom
Oregano

/herbs&spicesblog
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Usnea?
Did you make that one up?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Haha, the only one I could find to use!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:33, archived)
# So you're the one !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Oh yes!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# NUT MEG
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# MUT VAG

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:36, archived)
# I like the idea of tit pimps in itself

This could be the beginning of a wonderful new career for me.

/edit; sorted!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:36, archived)
# I'm going to so this next time I go to tesco...
Or should that be next thyme...
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] He he we were bored in Bentalls one lunch time in the kitchenware section
Fun at Lunchtime
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Pffft.
Lucky I have my laptop plugged into my 102" projector screen. ;)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:44, archived)
# *covers ears*
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:44, archived)
# ha ha!!
That's pretty damn inventive. Top stuff!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I can't explain why exactly
but I have a feeling you are the kind of person that can appreciate this: www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/4359186473/
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Ha ha! You know me far too well!
They look about as cheerful as a bunch of Belgian commuters waiting for a train.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# That's out of line.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:01, archived)
# ;)

I really enjoyed taking those this afternoon
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:05, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhhahh
 
WHAT ARE THEY, LIBRARIANS
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)
# warm

yet so cold
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
# :D
And a big woo to the original too!

And... fuck me! It's a Benny!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:45, archived)
# We seem to have the same camphone (K800i)
completely rubbish at anything requiring more than 100 ISO

Woo for the effort though!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:51, archived)
# ha!
i have an ex-girlfriend who worked in the kitchen ware department of bentalls. wish i had thought of that.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:04, archived)
# you are an excellent human being
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Crap Design
was the one I once did in a Kentish Town newsagents.

Crap design - messing with the newsagent
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Those jars do ask for it
I did this in fenwicks last year...

Bored Shopping
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:36, archived)
# This idea, and this entire thread, are fantastic
Clicks have been bestowed all around.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# shopping
for herb will never be the same!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# haha!
this is great!
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's my favourite new word.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
# sometimes they do it on their own.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# A bit dark this one.


Click for bigger (184 kb)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8515601.stm
No I have no issues I would like to discuss with the group.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Where's the 18% from?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:24, archived)
# I reckon it's higher than that
Hell hath no fury etc
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# 18% of men need to man up and give her a smack.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:38, archived)
# It's always worked for me.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:39, archived)
# You've got a point there.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:32, archived)
# ^this
:(
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:16, archived)
# So remember kiddies
careful with those spanging pans.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:33, archived)
# I don't like this
But I agree with you, it's one of my bugbears.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:34, archived)
# I wouldn't stand for it
Fortunately, I've never had to.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
# And what about dogs eh?

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:37, archived)
# I'd have thought
a user named "mongrel" would have that covered, mate!

Good post, by the way.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Haha, I hadn't even noticed

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:51, archived)
# I didn't want to see that picture. ):
But I agree with your message very much! Breast cancer's another topic like this - all this pink ribbons and running marathons for your mum/gran/sister who died of it. Men get it too but the public doesn't seem to care.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:47, archived)
# The worst thing I ever heard
while waiting for a mammogram some time ago was a young man having to have one. He couldn't help himself screaming in pain. One of the nurses was almost in tears at his plight - and you can imagine how hard a cancer nurse has to be.

ETA: I don't think it's so much that people don't care its that people simply don't know. I didn't know until that day and when I tell that story (not very often) the response is usually the same.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:53, archived)
# The incidence is lower in men isn't it?
But of course there's prostate and teticular cancer. Where's David Prowse banging the drum?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:55, archived)
#
Boohoohoo. So organise a marathon, they don't organise themselves.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Funnily enough...
this was exactly what I thought when I heard this statistic. Glad you put it into a picture. Have a click for your troubles.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Darn fuckin' tootin'
*click*
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
# OM NOM NOM!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:57, archived)
# CHOW MEIN HUND
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Is that the smell of a potential bandwagon? :)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Pot Strudel!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Seem's as good a place to pea as any.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Had to Google that . . .
dint chew ?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Actually
Yes, kinda, it has a stupid filename.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
#
 

 
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I know when I'm beaten
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Time for some Pot Canoodle!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:58, archived)
# Choodle
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Bet he's feeling henpecked
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:12, archived)
# The true pecking order !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Specktacular.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Bespeckled o\/o
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Don't you flex your pecktorals at me young man.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:25, archived)
# If Peter Piper picked a peck of etc . . .
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:27, archived)
# I expeckted that.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# With all due respecked . . .
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Anyways, it's time for me to play with my pe...
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Ah, one of your little peckadillos
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I just have to scrape the peckorino cheese off of it first.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:41, archived)
# sniff sniff
hahahaha
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:51, archived)
# He looks actually quite satisfied.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:54, archived)
# just needs this music playing in the background
www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ltlLZkFlE

Mildly obscure movie references ftw :)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:54, archived)
# I was thinking more like . . .
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:00, archived)
# he wont get the fun of looking in a mirror with his cock held between his legs then...
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:02, archived)
# I think I smell a rat . . . we're gonna need more cheese !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I'll just pea this here then...

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Would*


*from behind
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:20, archived)
# What? No kissing?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:24, archived)
# *Bokes*
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:31, archived)
# phwoar
*gone off mine-yours is much hotter:D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:24, archived)
# The upper lip never flinches . . .
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:33, archived)
# well he is british
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# tried to paint Sally Jupiter from watchmen
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Looks like she got her hair done at Greggs
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:49, archived)
# nom nom!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:49, archived)
# I say I say I say
What sort of rollers do fat girls do their hair with?

Sausage rollers!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:51, archived)
# baddom-tish!!
:D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:52, archived)
# have you read it yet?
I think it was you who hadn't but wanted to.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:52, archived)
# not yet
i want to but havent seen it in the library :(
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:57, archived)
# It can be found online
if the feel of paper is not essential part of the experience for you.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:04, archived)
# i do find it hard to read
comics on the screen :(
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Need more screen?
It's not ideal but lugging 500+ 200AD across the Atlantic was not a realistic option.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:08, archived)
# i miss
my comics :(
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:14, archived)
# 200ad.. is that a prequel?
:P
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Sure, why not? :)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:21, archived)
# i think i may have to
put a watch on that! :D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:07, archived)
# sniper it.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:11, archived)
# thats the plan
:D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:14, archived)
# oops delivery's a quid
there was others with free delivery though.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:16, archived)
# still
bloody good :)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Ooo, she's the one who went by the alias "Wonder Woman"?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:53, archived)
# hahhaa
woo :D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Hair wood . . . wood hair !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:55, archived)
# hahhaa
:)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Next is going to be Morrissey, I believe.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:05, archived)
# heh - reminds me of...

the style - not the subject :D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Hahaha
yeah :D

I make these to cut out and stencil. My friend has been begging me for a Morrissey one so I guess I should do it. I guess. :]
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
# cool :)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:11, archived)
# ANOTHER TRIUMPH!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:19, archived)
# I see hidden codes . . . Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Yeah, I think morrisey is going to kick the bucket soon.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:25, archived)
# :(
I love Morrissey
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:32, archived)
# He sings funny.
Like a really small foghorn.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
I think I actually understand what you're saying.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Cool, dude.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Thanks :D
Morrissey is better though:
I will make him into a shirt. :]
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I like!

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Thanks :D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:01, archived)
# His "Bob the Builder" work is something special.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:07, archived)
# What is this about Morrissey and Bob the Builder?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Only in England.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Spooky
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:52, archived)
# madness!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Chamber of horrors . . .
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:55, archived)
# OMG
A japanse girl wearing glasses! You scared my pants off.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Well . . . everything is now in order !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:55, archived)
# And that, your honour, is the reason my client was found wandering the streets half-naked
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Thirty days in the hole !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:26, archived)
# awoo
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Woo...
ooo...ooo!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:56, archived)
# QQ
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:58, archived)
# wtf :D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:57, archived)
# You're right . . . no doors !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:58, archived)
# ghoulish gif from beyond teh grave......muwahahahahahaha
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Gone ghoul crazy !
two ghouls . . . one scream !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:06, archived)
# bewbs!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaah so !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
# It's Ghostwatch all over again!!!
*foetals*
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Be sure to set your ghost watch !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Worth the wait: prepare for brick shitting.

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:41, archived)
# god damn it
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:43, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:45, archived)
# >jpg, 1px
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Ruiner.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:45, archived)
# MY BAD.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:46, archived)
# we can all do that
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(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Woo!
Needs cfb
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Why have you scaled up a single pixel?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Ruiner
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Is there something about this I'm missing?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Yes, you left your humour at home.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Which one? Blood? Phlegm? NOT THE BLACK BILE?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Fun for 10 minutes, but I doubt it's relevant.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:08, archived)
# feckin'......................................................................................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Dark humour . . .
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:54, archived)
# 302 bytes?
You utter cunt! I want my bandwidth back!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:16, archived)
# *puts on boots of escaping with +5 spang defense*
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:20, archived)
# You sunk my battleship.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:21, archived)
# teh old one's are the best
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Your boots are no match for my ceramic pan of spanging
with +10 spang power and -5 agility
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:23, archived)
# i see
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Oh
really?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:24, archived)
# nah..
Vienna.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:25, archived)
#
What is love?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:33, archived)
# All that she wants is another baby.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Baby, dont hurt me...
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:01, archived)
# .. is the right answer!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:28, archived)
# *brain twitch*
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:25, archived)
# :)
potentially needs the george foreman grill :D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:26, archived)
# ngghghhg.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Your boots are no match for the ipan!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:27, archived)
# casts "Spang of hinderment" preventing escape
Adds "Curse of Groan" causing 1 dps over 10 seconds

*waits*
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Nice,
although I was expecting something about 'courting'.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I was expecting something about her fuzzy balls
but that was probably just me.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:44, archived)
# She's right . . . the ball's in her court !
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhh
 
HIS ARDOUR IS UNDAMPENED
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Is it just a coincidence
that these guys heads look like spanging pans?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Ahem!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:11, archived)
# :O
I expected more of a racket from this
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Yar
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Hello, unpronouncable, I'm tttsstarststsrt.
I like your picture.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:20, archived)
# I like toasters
:D
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Toasters y/n?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:25, archived)
# APPLY TEH JAM FUNNELS!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:30, archived)
# I PRESSED Y/N
NOTHING HAPPENED
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Check your NoScript whitelist.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:34, archived)
# .... thats what you think!
but look what you did!
WHALE! (2043.33 KB)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Hahaha, futurama is the best :D
BAT!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:49, archived)
# That's sounds...
unpronouncable!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:25, archived)
# It's pronounced
toast tits
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:27, archived)
# I pronounce it
Tits-sir
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:06, archived)
# something tells me you two will get along fine.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:25, archived)
# lol!
the mitchell brothers make good pirates
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:21, archived)
# He wants a Jolly Roger he does.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:24, archived)
# policeman arrested for gangbanging pirates of the east

(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:26, archived)
# pffts are on me
cheers
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:29, archived)

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