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My new spanging posting - so watch it!!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:09, archived)

YES!!!!!

*click*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:11, archived)

you put far too much effort into this!

I love it

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)

Thanks you

it did take a while

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:11, archived)

CM is above me in the stats

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:12, archived)

haha

likes

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:13, archived)

you truly deserve this

*jiggles unreservedly*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:12, archived)

cheers SM!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)

dear god

:D vastly unnecessary, and therefor brilliant

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:17, archived)

ta beaucoup

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:26, archived)

aahaha

awesome

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:17, archived)

That smarts !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:19, archived)

(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:24, archived)

hahaha

have you been doing this since yesterday? its fantastic :D

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FIEND, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)

errr yeh!!

I have no life

:-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)

YES LOVE IT :DDDDD

(herman:D, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)

cheers H

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)

Imagination requires nothing more after that

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)

Excellent :-)

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revolution now 👊, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)

I like this!!!

thanks you

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Twisty, this is truly magnificent.

:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)

Yeahs

cheers Moley

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)

Awesome

Makes me want to make bad puns. As if I ever made any other ones.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)

This is phenomenal

Love it.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)

Remember this?

(Testicles just for you, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)

cheap sun holidays?

yes, i remember that.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)

Are you kidding?

Everyone remembers where they were when they first heard the news that Captain Britain ate that hamster.

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:09, archived)

life was never the same after that

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:20, archived)

he mush have been a rock star

:-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)

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FIEND, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)

Hahahaha

brill

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)

A Chew !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:05, archived)

Wasn't this how The Happiness Patrol ended?

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Curis, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:17, archived)

Possibly the stupidest character in Dr Who ever

A shame, because McCoy was actually quite a good Doctor.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)

At least it wasn't chronically flatulent.

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Curis, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)

True

I suspect the Slitheen farty trick was invented to amuse junior viewers. Fart gags always amuse kids.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)

FASTER!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)

Dude's peddlin' gas !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:40, archived)

BUMROCKETS!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:40, archived)

cockrocket :D

(herman:D, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:45, archived)

:) Ronnie the Rocket

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:47, archived)

YES

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)

HAHAHAHA

This would have made a great entry for the porno versions of films competition

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:01, archived)

where's cockweasle?

he made an epic tableau with james cameron*
which reminded me of your ronnie o'sullivan

*david cameron

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9638217
?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:12, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:16, archived)

OUUUUCH!!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:02, archived)

Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:07, archived)

lol

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:11, archived)

Sting Stung Stong Stang Steng

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)

PAPAGENU LET[S GOOOOOOOO!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:06, archived)

ahahahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:01, archived)

I remember that on TV

the streaker i mean

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:23, archived)

Cock-Rocket 2

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)

lol

nice blast fx btw

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:13, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)

LOL!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:47, archived)

to Tesco & beyond

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:41, archived)

Fresh Produce to Soft Drinks in 10 seconds

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:42, archived)

cunningly disguised....they'll never believe eyewitness accounts...

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)

and away!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:07, archived)

yay...go go gunjockey

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)

I'll just leave this here!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:34, archived)

I'd let her ride my cock, if you know what I mean.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)

this takes me back to a dark place

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)

bock bock!!! bang bang!!!! neiiiiiiigh!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:08, archived)

wow

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)

No saddle? That'll chaff

He'll get Rooster Cockburn.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)

^this reply needs an award :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:19, archived)

or some lotion . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:20, archived)

*MEDALS*

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:24, archived)

Hurrah!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)

awards invisible owl:

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)

Invisib-owl?

It'snowyere to be seen...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:56, archived)

Say there pilgrim . . . I've heard of tails from the wild west . . .

but this one takes it all the way !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:10, archived)

Mutherclucker!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:11, archived)

clucking hell!

that's an eggcellent steed!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:23, archived)

JOHN WAYNE'S BIG COCK! LOL

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Richard Shitheels, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:31, archived)

When escaping the Law

they come in very hendy.

(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)

had to

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:46, archived)

Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)

yes

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)

i'm really bad at doing scrolling backgrounds that are not from a side view :(

i'll get there eventually

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)

Over the hump !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)

hahaha.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)

Burp

(CAPS LOCK really hasn't got a clue, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:01, archived)

ew...

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)

It's

probably not that bad...

(CAPS LOCK really hasn't got a clue, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)

EmByronic

Click for bigger lols(90 kb)
A Little Poetry joke for you all. Much yuks to be had.

(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:54, archived)

Having just had a lecture on Byron

I like this. :-)

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:55, archived)

When he's adult, he could hang around Club Foot

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:15, archived)

say hello to militant cat

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:53, archived)

I am not afraid of his tiny rifle.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:54, archived)

do not mock his small gun, he is fierce

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:55, archived)

It's calibur would be so small as to be useless.

His claws on the other hand...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:56, archived)

you're right, it is pathetic...

truth be told, it fires peas :(

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)

I think that I can bank on getting held up now . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:11, archived)

One of these

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)

nice stylings

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)

What kind of monster is that

that is eating that baby's head?

nom nom nom

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:41, archived)

Can I post this here as it isn't worth its own thread?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)

Angularosaur!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)

It is my attempt at cubism.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:49, archived)

I'd be interested to see how it looks without the black lines.

Also: Samuel L Jackson reacting to your face

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zoldergoose, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)

I'd need to colour the lines by hand, give me a few minutes.

Edit: unless you mean just take them out

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:02, archived)

That's cool.

Though maybe the eyes should still be there

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zoldergoose, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:07, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:19, archived)

It lovely

not munchin tho
nomn nom

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:25, archived)

Ace

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zoldergoose, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)

I can see two hands, part of an arm and the face of the Dread God Tz'akanotlerafazt.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:48, archived)

OH NO! I see it! It's someone leaning forward and clutching their head!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)

he looks tormented

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:57, archived)

You grew the mould when that was made !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:12, archived)

chewbacca :D

(herman:D, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:29, archived)

Go compare!

Go compare!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)

The Chewbacca guy was at a sci-fi con I went to earlier this year

Sitting at a table selling his autograph. Or, in truth, just sitting at a table. Kinda sad really.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:30, archived)

Floss while you eat

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)

SHE SURE IS!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)

Hot Spit !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:14, archived)

probably bindun a thousand times

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)

surprisingly, no.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)

I have creme eggs

Lots of them.

Nyom.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)

creme egg = nice but sickly

creme eggs = get out of the way, i'm gonna puke

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:15, archived)

I don't fink it has

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)

it has

but it was late at night, so only social rejects like me saw it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)

That can't be right. I didn't see it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)

i'm sure it was

maybe my brain had a spasm

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)

There was one with Batfink and JFK.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:08, archived)

that's the bunny

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:14, archived)

I don't know, really.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)

The sequel to max clifford: the big orange cunt

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)

haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:16, archived)

i want to see piers morgan interview him next...

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:15, archived)

are you the person who's watching that shit.

i wondered who it was.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)

it was like it when i got there

(orbojunglist, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:15, archived)

i don't blame him

that's one train wreck i'd want no part of

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)

I dunno. I quite liked the battles with the robot planes.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)

also

is it just me, or does he really look like james cromwell there?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:23, archived)

Just you :)

He does look a bit like someone though. Can't think who.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)

YOUR MUM

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)

ok, i'll stop acting like a 5-year-old now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)

Dennis Hopper?

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:05, archived)

zombies, man, they creep me out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:15, archived)

Yes, that is closer.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:17, archived)

Yes he does a bit

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)

i watch far too much star trek :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)

That is simply not possible.

One cannot watch enough Star Trek.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)

you can

if it's DS9

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)

DS9 is the best of all the Trek shows!

Silly Smashy.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)

it's shit

voyager FTW

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)

Yay for sanctimonious, moralising, super-wonderful-elite people

remaking "Lost in Space" but with more plot holes...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)

More plot-holes than 7 of nine's armpit.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)

i just think it's a better show

better plotlines, better acting, more exciting, more enjoyable

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:41, archived)

But less assassinations

and less giant space battles...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)

i never thought i'd say this

but there's more to life than giant space battles.
also, the shielding that admiral janeway brought from the future was fucking awesome

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:51, archived)

I'd like to know who welded Janeway's hair, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)

Me.

I did it.

With my patent (pending) Hollywood Hair Welder.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)

it's not always solid

it did fall down the other day, when the ship was hit by something or other

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)

Was it...

A) A spatial anomaly
B) Species 8472
C) Q
D) A giant Cadbury's mini-roll

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)

if it was D

i'd imagine neelix would have found a way to make it taste nasty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)

AGH!

Stop reminding me of things I didn't like about that show :P

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)

not just you

me and my mate were talking about it the other day. worst characters were neelix and chakotay

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)

^ This.

And that girl who worked with the EMH Kes. At least the little girl playing Naomi Wildman with the Hershey's Kisses stuck to her forehead was funny. I think she's a burlesque artiste now or something....

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)

kes was so wishy-washy

i found her inoffensiveness offensive

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)

"Bland as hell" is how I'd put it

Even when she evolved and turned psycho and nearly destroyed the ship she was just... bland.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)

indeed

she was limper than a steamed lettuce

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:02, archived)

Aww

Every show has to have annoying comedy relief of some kind.
DS9 has the Ferengi brothers, Voyager has Neelix, Enterprise has Wesley, ToS has - well - everyone...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)

I saw an ace episode this week

I haven't seen that much Voyager but there was one where they were role-playing in the Holodeck an Ed Wood type B Movie called "Captain Proton" and Janeway had to be the Queen of the Spider People. Very good clever and funny.
IMHO

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)

arachnia, queen of the spider people!

i love that episode!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)

Cheesier than the cheese section

of a very very large shop that's devoted solely to the sales of cheese.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)

of course it was

i'm not denying that.
but it was bloody funny

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)

It had its moments

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)

And...

James Cromwell was also in DS9 :)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:36, archived)

Have you swallowed IMDB?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:36, archived)

Memory Alpha

Plus I collected all the weekly crap a few years ago.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)

Oh I did that too.

Sucked, didn't it.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)

Big time.

I stopped reading it long before I cancelled my order. I think I collected it for three years in all - with no sign of stopping. And now the internets give much better information anyway.
I am a nerd.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)

i bought that crap for 18 months

before my little nephew bypassed my bedroom security, found the files and proceeded to eat pages at random.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)

It did stop eventually.

I think after about 6 years :(

What a waste of money, and as you say, in the meantime they invented the internet...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)

SIX YEARS?!

Egad. And I only managed to get £7 for my entire collection plus ringbinders at a car boot sale.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)

Eventually they started trying to incorporate stuff from "Enterprise" into the history

and started issuing "replacement pages" and wotnot.

I almost cried :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)

That'll do, pig.

Not you. That's what he says in that film, innit.

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enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)

it is

but i was thinking more zephram cochrane

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)

Piiiiiigs iiiiiin spaaaaaace!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)

pfff

airlock bacon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)

I had to google that.

Minus nerd points.

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enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)

Hand in your comm badge

You're expelled.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:36, archived)

*shamefaces*

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enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:39, archived)

that's me

full-frontal nerdity

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)

pfft!

oo er...

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enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)

Not

Jaglom Shreck then?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)

again, DS9

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:36, archived)

Ah,

Minister Hanok then.
I had to look that one up :)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)

wufflebunny wuvsDS9

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)

that's definitely not

David James.

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enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)

too brown

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)

wrong font... :)

(that doesn't really work as well)

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enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)

The font seems to wobble slightly

without moving. I'm sure there's a technical term for it.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)

I think it's called

the wobbles.

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enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)

lolitics!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:23, archived)

they're just exchanging long protein strands

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)

are you implying that David Cameron directed Terminator Salvation?

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)

*awaits spanging*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)

Haha!

I had this in my head, too, believe it or not...
You've done an ace job of it.

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enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)

cheers enceladus!

i was this close (makes small sign with fingers) to having an alien pop out his stomach :D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:10, archived)

heheh...

Sometimes less is more! ;)

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enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)

Ha. I imagine him saying "Helloooooooo..." as the door opens.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)

Poor William never gets a look in.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)

The Hurd Locker

www.rathergood.com/hurd_locker

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crab_bloke), Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:10, archived)

WHO WANTS PARTY WITH ME???

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)

oh fuuuuuuuuuck...

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)

hard to refuse, really.

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enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)

So you've been to Glasgow?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:13, archived)

Well, far too energetic to be Dundee

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)

count me in

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)

go on then

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)

I love this.

I love this. I love this. I love this.

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)

ME!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)

'De der der der, de de der der der...'

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Ian Woosnam, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)

Hahaha

this rocks!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)

Adam West was the only Batman worth a damn.

But woo!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)

"Well, I can sing songs too!"

"ADAM WEST. Adam west Adam West"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)

"hand me... the SHARK REPELLANT SPRAY!"

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)

HA! HA! HA! Genuine LOLs!

Very funny :D

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)

awwww!

look at the little pugly wugly!

also: is that father christmas on his day off?

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spesh., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)

hahah I'd buy that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)

for a dollar?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)

a shiny dollar

made of best shiny

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)

This is awesome

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:00, archived)

Hahaha!

I absolutely love this, especially the last frame.

I think this is destined for the fr... no, I won't jinx it!

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enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)

lol at superpug!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)

Hahhahah! *clicked!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)

Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)

this is the greatest.

I am going to look at this every morning to ensure a good mood for the entire day!

(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:45, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)

OLD SKOOL

nice

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)

Before my time

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)

Sneaky beggar!

Next up, some kind of mash-up between The Hurt Locker and Meet The Fockers.

e.g. HURT THE FOCKERS

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)

The Fart Knocker

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)

The FAT FUCKER

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)

Meet the FockerLocker

wockawockawocka! Fozzie Bear!!

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spesh., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)

I like it already

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)

FURTIVE BEAR!!!

Yay! It's like when telly only had four channels. :-)

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)

Old skool!!

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..wil, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)

Fuck yeah!

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Grampa, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:05, archived)

Me likey muchly.

(supaspinal, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)

(twattybanjo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)

bwahahaha

excellent

(Zoidaroid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)

if they had tails, you'd be able to sell this on ebay

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)

pfffft

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)

alright mucker

how's it going?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)

Bad Kitty!! Bad Kitty!

I found some free shite gif animator, but it doesn't seem to want to loop this :( Back to the torrent board.....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)

I recognize that cat

bad chemical warfare cat

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)

This makes me happy and sad at the same time

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)

http://www.iaza.com/

load first frame, then click "animate"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)

That one on the right, he's going to be on telly with Gordon and Dave, apparently.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)

Hahahaha!

Delivered on that promise, young Barbs...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)

Yup :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)

pfft

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)

Who's the chap on the right?

I feel I really should know his name, but he's so anonymous I keep forgetting

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)

I think he was in Eastenders

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)

it's Norma Major

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)

thats a constellation

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)

pffft

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)

Hahaha

Just to the left of Norma Minor.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)

There's no need to recall it, frankly.

Just another Westminster oxygen thief.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)

its nick cleggy

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)

I keep hoping

they'll bring chucky K. back.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)

The official student newspaper at my university had an interview with him.

And the strapline on the front page read "INTERVIEW WITH NICK CLOGG"

Not buried somewhere in the article. The front page.

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zoldergoose, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)

hahah

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)

My favourite episode is the one where they ride their tin-bath on wheels

straight through a Labour Conference and run over Gordon Brown's foot.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)

Or as we shall soon come to know them - "the Balance of Power"

Shop topping.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)

Cheers!

It's scary how well Menzies Campbell fitted Foggy's face...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)

haha!

5 more years of impotent whinging.

I'll still probably end up voting for them again though.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)

Actually they could potentially pack some influence next term if things go as forecast...

Just hope they bloody well use it is all.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)

a hung parliament is the worst possible situation

nothing gets done, the whole legislature stagnates for 5 years.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:15, archived)

More myth than fact there...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)

That sounds bloody brilliant

I'd vote for that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:26, archived)

*clicks*

Funny name of the day TJ: www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/homenews/Nottingham-author-reveals-frustrated-Britain/article-1889932-detail/article.html

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)

haha!

the article also appears to have been written by their double entendre correspondent

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)

Simon Sharma, in his trailer for a programme on radio bore

said that the current climate had AWOKEN people to lolitics.

I'd say if anything the situation we're in now is more boring than it's ever, ever been.

All we can vote for now is what colour the backdrop behind the tory leader will be, and nothing more.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)

I'm guessing they won't use this one:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)

(_!_)

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)

Wasn't that a Beau Bo D'or pic?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)

He's just ripped it off with his own text.

www.b3ta.com/board/9936554

Making sure to remove BBDO's tag, of course.

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zoldergoose, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)

and the text was (just to keep it in context)

Brilliant image, too good not to bugger about with...
Sing along with Donnie Osmond:
And they call it, tory loooooooooooove

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)

yeah technically a legitimate edit if you op'ed it in Beau's thread

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:18, archived)

CHECK OUT MY BLOG

conferencepear.blogspot.com

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)

Hahaha I'd seen the blog before, but not the Superbowl one :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)

Hahahahhahaha

hahahahahahahaha

I've a suspicion you've shopped this though, which is a shame...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)

;-)

Just a little, yes.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)

fantastic gurning

that deserves a prize

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)

hahaha

(Zoidaroid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)

Brilliantly done!

Have a click.

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enceladus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)

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