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# Michael Chewbacca


I'll get my coat...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# WOO
kiee
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
quality
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha
GRRUURRAARARARRRAAA!
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(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# That would certainly make it more interesting
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Dear God
I watched the race the other day. Spent ages finding a pub that was actually open and showing it, got a drink and sat down full of anticipation having gone around telling people this would be the best season for years.

Two hours later, a feeling of numb emptiness filled me with impotent apathetic anger and I stumbled the streets alone, a broken man.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# ^This
I watched it twice in case it was better second time round. Coincidentally, it was exactly the same.

My soul is now empty :(
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Wow, you watched it *twice*?
Do you enjoy sticking rusty nails into your ears and waxing your scrotum with sellotape, too? (If not, give it a try, it's fun!)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and dirty, apologies.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Tarkin! Tarkin! Tarkin!
Out! Out! Out!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# i was loosing interest towards the end
so i couldn't be arsed with excellent signage like you suggest
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# use scab labour to do it
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# What a bunch of Rebels.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# This is still one of my favourite things ever.
It must have taken you weeks.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Nah, most of it was already in the source.
I just added the signs and the AT-AT...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Ahhhh...
A wise person spends time looking for the right source rather than trying to make the best of a suboptimal one...
*notes*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Edit? :P
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# damn your creativity
damn it all to hell!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# haha
that's one hot astromech droid
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# :D
Excellent!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# laugh
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# out
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Yum!
Also available in tablet form...


(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I found that image whilst searching for Kitekat
:)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I am so massive
I am taking over on page 7 of google image search and below...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Mmmmmmm....
I want some Corned Beef now.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:03, archived)
# this reminds me of my most horrible revenge trick
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# continue....
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# ex boyfriend was naughty
he didn't know i knew, which meant he happily ate the rather suspicious pie i made him.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# nice!
btw isn't it about time you got new pics on your profile, esp as you've done such a good job losing 5 stone! Come on, hot lady, do show us!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# i'm ashamed to admit
i haven't got a camera. it's my mate's birthday at the end of the month, though, so there may be a party. this will mean pics aplenty.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# What's wrong with his hand?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Tuck in, lads!
Nicely done, Forbes..
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] He's all growed up
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# has he cast a spell on his nipples?
they're fucking luminous!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# he's been breast feeding Ron
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# ah, i see
his nipples have caught ginger
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Illuminatus Papillus!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# i love the skit russel howard did
"oi! Hermione! cockos engorgio!"
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not sure why I chose these 'actresses' for this...
but now I have, I can't help but this it could be the greatest film ever made.

Also, Keira appears to have really bulked up for the role...



Click for bigger (159 kb)


(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Mountin' Mimsy
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Nicely.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Heee.
You made her look like fat Kelly Osbourne.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# But isn't a regular Kelly Osbourne
fat anyway?

A fatter Kelly Osbourne...mwugrh...*shudders*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# saddle sores
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Keira seems to be practising her gurning...
:D
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Beaver Creek!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Available now from SelfLoveFilm...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Haha!
There's always a better name for it suggested after I post... :(
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
hahahahaha
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# heheheheheheheh
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
HA HA HA
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Daft!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
#

(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# hehehehehe
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# This is the first Friends related thing I've ever found funny.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Try this then
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# ARF!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# lolth!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# arfsome :)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Much better.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# :)

enjoyin' lost?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# oh yes
ace pic
/and yes, I am ta :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:34, archived)
# Ah, the old ones are...
... ones from some time back. V. nicely done though :P
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Thought this would have more replies...
Lovely pic, I clicked.
And I haven't watched Lost since half way through the second series. My brain got boggled.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# it was a reply to archie's post..
yea lost is still brain boggling...still love it though :D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# This is my latest favorite thing!
And I needed one... Thanks!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# What's muthent gumble?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# he lost his tongue because he was licking her mimsy!
mustn't grumble
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Lost his tongue just for liking it?
That's harsh.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)
# oops :P
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Is that a Ninja edit I see before me?
Also, you wouldn't be able to go :P if you'd lost your tongue
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Cheers
I may be slow, but tis funny once someone's explained it!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Abtholutely
Thplendid.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# hahah
glee and giggles!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:02, archived)
# A true oldie!
This joke is at least 37 years old
I heard it at secondary school.
Although it was captain of a ship's wife and sailors, and razor blades rather than enchanted knickers.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)
# That Lancelot...
Always the gentleman. :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# haha
RELEAETH THOLOMON!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D, with thanks to theoriginalsteve
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# pfft
I hear they pulled the plug on that project...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# it was a bit of a washout
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Nothing to tap into.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# you shower of cocks
I shouldn't be laughing so hard in my condition(er)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# poor thing
would you like to get in my dressing gown with me?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Ah - but water condition to be in!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Now now,
don't faucet.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# that'd've been so much easier
just pull the plug out, get the Titanic out, then fill the ocean back up again
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# or just use a trolley jack.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Who The Fuck
is Jack ?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# alice's brother
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# mwhahah
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I concur
Us Mighty's should stick together
*Solidarity Brother*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# hahahahah! :D
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# oh dear God no
you fucking loon
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# as soon as i saw that quote
i knew this was coming :D
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
A quote from Producer Lew Grade I believe?

EDIT: As discussed below I now see.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# So I'm told ;)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# haha....good one
:)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# gah my eyes are borked
how are you all today?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# As indeed are mine (after looking at your pic)
And as to how I am.....

I am shattered, I had an EPIC dream ALL of last night, I swear I had a dream that lasted about 7 hours.... It was so full-on, contrived and detailed, that by the time I woke up this morning I felt I had been awake a whole day already!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# stop eating cheese before bed
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Dreams are awesome
It's like free entertainment.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# For now
Just wait until the government introduces a dream licence.
Then Sky will try to get in on the act with Pay-per-dream.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I wouldn't put it past them!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Depressed beyond tablets :(
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Oh hey, me too.
Rubbish, isn't it? *sympathy*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# ^ :(
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Crispy beef, prawn balls, garlic rice.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# mmmmm really fancy a chinese now
but am alergic to MSG and the bastards always lie about using it and say they don't use it.

An hour later, I've got blotches all over my face and body. Liars.

MSG = the devils chemical - increases your appetite by up to 40% and is highly addictive. Fact.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)
# MSG is lush.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)
# see? you're already addicted!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Most classy Amy Winehouse line ever
"They say that I'm addicted, but it does more for me than any dick did ... "
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Amy Winehouse is a class vacuum
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
I shall be using this term in the future.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# do so with my blessing
:D
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# i'd like to hear her say
"i can't breathe, it's all going dark! oh, god, help me! i can't.... i can't.....uhhhh....help me.......urk"
DEAD
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# apparently causes brain damage too
not that this will affect me
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)
# You're just racist against MSG.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I dont like any stealth games :(
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"They're tittering, Ron"

"I DON'T LIKE TITTERING! I don't like any coastal towns."
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# i already did!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# make something yourself with fresh ingredients
and love. I'd bet pennies to pounds Grunty or some other clever so and so can help you out with easy to follow delicious chinese food you can make youself!!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:15, archived)
# oooo sounds pleasing
Do you think grunty would make it and bring it round to me?

pffft
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:16, archived)
# no - unless you paid him as richly as he deserved to be paid
in which case possibly - although stioll probably not

also stop being a lazy WhamBar and switch of the tv set and go and do something less boring instead...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I find the infinitely rolling video clips on News 24 strangely calming.
Sort of prozac delivered through the TV.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# "... here's something else we made up to fill time until something happens..."
"... erm... media attention... erm JOHN TERRY! Public hearing a lot about this.. media attention - erm..."
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# have decided am prepared to show breast for food
How's that sound?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Sounds awesome!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# two breasts if I get pudding.
and I've just gone up a cup size cos I'm having lots of sex so you get a good deal on this.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# wait a moment...
where are you storing the splooge?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# in a little jar by the bed
Oh. Not me. Sorry.

As you were...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I have a packet of skips
and half a packet of polos... what does that get me?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# a 3 second upskirt flash
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# man
I just wish I hadn't eaten that peanut chunky kitkat...

it was fucking lush though!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# skips = msg
but you can have a flash if you like anyway.

*flashes*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# *falls off stool*
wowzer!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I may do.
Never hurts to ask.

I have an absence of MSG related stuff in the fridge presently. How about grilled Lamb Chops and a nice greek salad?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:18, archived)
# WHAT'S A GREEK SALAD?
about 20 drachma an hour
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Why did the monkey get lost in the jungle?
Because the adder 'add 'er 'ankerchief!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# is it because the Parrots ate all of them?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# No.
It's because da jungle is massive.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# cos of all the cheetahs
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# (snigger)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# he does a nice grilled salad
and His Greek Lamb Chops are a dream
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# yeah I'm all about the fresh stuff
I have the remains of a beef rump from yesterday's roast

BUT I LOVE CHOPS!!! Caesar salad ftw, but greek is good too.

Now i'm really hungry and I just finished a massive bacon baguette.

Must be all the sex I got on friday.....
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# 0_o
Dry spell over then, eh?

;-)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# OOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dated a dude for two months but then got dumped because he's on mission to have kids and wife (not 4 me)

so just hooked up with very tall, younger fireman on friday and was a VERY dirty girl.

And shall continue to be so for foreseeable future.

DRY SPELL OVER! hurrah!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# You Go Girl!!!
*jealouses*
"Last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty"

/Woody Allen blog
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# the problem I had with my first wife was
that I kept trying to put her under a pedestal...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
#
/Brookside blog
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# hahhaha :D
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# :D
anyway - sorry chaps but I have to slope off now and go and wander around a hospital and talk with ill people about what it's like to be ill and then be nice to them.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# does the hospital know you are going to do this?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# nope
and therein lies the sport!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# you don't have to be nice to them
just say "hmm" a lot.
that'll put the shits up them.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# that's right, rub it in
*removes tumbleweed from knickers*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I told you not to get dressed in the dark.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# ...or on a dark desert highway
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Cool wind in your hair?
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Aye!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# pft
loon
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# well, i enjoy it
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I was as surprised as anyone
Found him on a dating site, he's yummy.

Planning a booty call while kids are at school on thursday - tee hee!

*realised it means I will miss the new compo*
*cancels*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# NEVER cancel sex for a compo, NEVER!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# either that or you're up the duff
*runs away like a curly wurly*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# mmm crispy beef in OK Sauce
could go for that right now
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Made this on Saturday night:
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# YOU ARE BOTH SWINE
I'm hungry now and so I'll have to go and eat my sushi which will not be as satisfying as crispy beef or aromatic pork belly

:S

I still enjoy sushi though - yom yom yom
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# mmm- food
just had a tikka ready meal in a pot

and now I'm starving
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# send thingy out for a sandwich across the street
... damn I used to know the names of a couple of people you work with and now all I can remember is useless stuff like the physiology of breathing.

how are ya young fella mi sheep worrier?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# sushi is awesome
i saw hugh fearnley-weirdingstall cooking that on telly a while ago. he had a tiny bowlful.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I've never heard it described like that before!
It's a great reseepee, though.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# i have tried a few of his recipes
and i totally stole his egg poaching method
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# This reminds me of the scene in The Office
"Have you seen Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon? Right, there's this bit ..."

"No."

"You haven't seen it? It's ace"

"No. I haven't seen Bruce Lee in WAY of the Dragon. I've seen him in ENTER the Dragon."
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Stop, Look, Listen...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
Have some TOAPY goodness for the compo...

(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# PLASH
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# plish!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# doesn't look much like water to me
*narrows eyes*

are you trying to lead me a merry dance young chomp consumer?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# It appeared to me under google image searching with the title of "raindrop splash"
so you need to take it up with them.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# I won't be doing that
I'm very lazy
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# It's CGI, and it's expensive, so you will sit in the cinema and ENJOY it.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# *cough*
Transformers 2 *cough*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# *cough*
Avatar *cough*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# ^ this
with jaw-droppingly exquisite carved-by-invisible-magic-unicorns dark matter bells on
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# I saw (Tim burtun dus) Alice In Wonderland free dee
... what a lot of pointing there is in that filum.

"look - over there IN THE DISTANCE... is that some perspective? I don't know - I'll throw something at the camera to find out..."
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:03, archived)
# :D
CHEBS!

everyone can appreciate nice chebs, which is the nice thing about them.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Excellent in 3D...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)
# did you see the woman with the shelf tits?
one of the red queen's hangers on.

And Ann Hathaway was terrible, she needs kicking in the face.

Film was ok tho, loved matt lucus' faces, Helen BC was fab too. Why was babs windsor cast tho???
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I've not seen any of it
I meant chebs are excellent in 3d...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Yeah! She made me remember and lol at all the fat, becorseted goths I've seen.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I demand my money back, sir!
Her chest-enhancements were no larger in the CFB!

(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)
# did you go see the film in the end fella?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I did, yes indeed.
I thought it looked great, but was lacking in some other areas.

By the way, since you are definately the man to ask, any news on whether The Unit is going to get picked up by another network?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# sadly not by the looks of it, been out of commission for way too long now :(
nowt on the horizon as far as I can see
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Dagnabbit.
That's a real shame. :(
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Aye, it was just starting to find it's stride as well
reasonable story arcs over several episodes and a reasonable budget to boot to make it good.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# depp is a freak
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:14, archived)
# a beautiful, gorgeous wonderful freak
and I would!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# he's not bad in serious films
but he absolutely murdered charlie and the chocolate factory
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I don't know whether or not to go see it.
to be honest, I don't see waht all the fuss over Tim Burton movies are...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Well, the splash is exhibiting characteristic symmetry-breaking behaviour around the crown, where the radial symmetry is broken by the droplets that are thrown off.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# That's just what I was going to say.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# but its not see through
like what water is... that's what first aroused my detective like suspicions and so I decided to conduct a full investigation
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# True. I wonder if the shape of the crown could tell you about the viscosity of the liquid?
Perhaps the world's most useless web-application could be made:

identifytheliquidfromapictureofasplash.com
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)
# USELESS?
I warrant it would soon replace taste as my favourite and most useful sense.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Sounds well dodgy.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Heh. Nice:
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# . . .
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:14, archived)
# this equals awesome
ninj - you are consistently among the most consistenly awesome b3tans and I think I love you
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Gosh *blushes*
Love you too :)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Nice one, Ninj
:)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Cheers JP!
:D
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# hahahha, bloody awesome as always!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# *does the Zorak voice*
PROWSE
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Mornin's :D
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# even a wolf who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night
may become a man when the manbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# or not
... sometimes
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# the old gypsy lady was right!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Morning, Smash.
How was the pub? Did you dance on tables and sexually harass young men?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# didn't get the chance!
the booze hits me really fast. i remember talking to my mum and trying to remember a joke, then i woke up half off my bed wearing just my jumper.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Best of all the results.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Hello. One for the slightly nerdy types:
So it turns out you can now see how many clicks a post of yours on the /links board got. And you can cross reference this with www.b3ta.com/search/posts/me/best. And if you've posted enough links you might be able to get some idea of how many clicks your images got too.

Sneaky huh.

Eight of my pictures have more than 17 clicks. This is all I can fathom.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
# How come /links gets that feature and /board doesn't?
*shakes fist at /links*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# when the 'I Like This' feature was brought in, there was a small glitch that showed how many clicks a post got
I think rob sorted it so that it didn't show, and no doubt with good reason.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Aw, really?
I'd love to know how many clicks each post gets. I suppose it's to stop people complaining and flouncing?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I think that's a good reason to never know how many clicks each post gets.
there isn't much point to it and it saves, as you rightly say, moaning, anger and flouncing
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Moaning, anger, and flouncing are all essential parts of a balanced b3ta breakfast.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# moaning leads to anger...
anger leads to flouncing....
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Flouncing?
On B3ta?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# at this hour?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# In this dress?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# in a dormitory full of school girls?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# with my hips?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Shirley you jest!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# This dress?
Photobucket
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I think he carries that off rather well.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# that dress is rather lovely
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I'd like to know what happens to all the comments that get clicked
where is the popular page for them? Does anything happen at all?

(or do the clicks give Rob a low volt buzz on his genitals each time?)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# comments can go on the popular page
i think, one's with pictures definitely can
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Where did you find out how many votess a link of yours got?
All I see is a total number of votes for the whole board.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)
# to the right of the I like this button.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Fuck me, 10 votes? Is that all?
*flounces*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I need to post more popular links
Best I got was 4 clicks and most of my posts are far better than that. ;)

edit:I'm so needy, I get so excited by YouTube insight it's depressing.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Arf!
In other news, it seems it's all Over for Clarence Oveur :(

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8567400.stm
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)
# He's 6ft under, Oveur
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# No, Unger's over Dunn.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Translate: Sheeeeet!
Golly!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Can I be Frank?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# that's old news, man
get with the times!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] To soon?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I was half expcting that to sail into the twin towers then
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I now need to see this happen.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Is that where it was heading?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
# i believe so
it did arrive there, but only in ghostbusters 2
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
# ...and in
"Raise the Titanic!"
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Is that the one with the three trannies in them?

(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Christ, I can't remember
Maybe it was a dream you once had?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# you dream about trannies on the titanic
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha, I can;t remember it was, but at the time, someone remarked, on the budget and spiraling costs: "It would have been cheaper to lower the atlantic!"
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# that was Sir Lew grade who said that
and he paid for it.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# ahhh, I had a feeling he said it himself...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# i forgot about that
rather a good film
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# "...well, better late than never!"
/Cheech Marin
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# heheheh
that was before they knew it had split in half
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# :)
I was just being a grammar nazi...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# ah, right
my brain is not working today, after being mostly dissolved in alcohol last night
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# You too?
Good work, that there Smash.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# not that good
i don't remember getting home, but it seems i did manage to take my bra off whilst leaving my jumper on. why my bra was behind the front door, i still don't know.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Ah, that special 'Lady Skill'
I never cease to be impressed by the 'bra out of the sleeve' trick.

It does have to be said, though, that I am easily pleased.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# i'm easily amused
especially by shiny things.
i've got a bastard of a headache, though.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I think Soon is a place in Thailand.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# lam soon is a thai company
that sells oriental cooking sauces and oils
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
# The opposite of titanic is...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Hahaha

morning the board!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# nings
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# morning
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Good Morning!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# it would have been a much better film
to have explored their whirlwind lust filled relationship descending into poverty and domestic abuse when they reached New York.

also - morning fuckers! lick my taint
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# hullo prof, how's the studying going?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# currently it's going okay
I think I may even pass the year which would be a good thing in my eyes.

:D

Today we learned all about Low Density Lipoprotiens and how they lead to atherosclertoic plaques

how's you you sexy lump of a person?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# excellent stuff!
I'm doing very well, thankyou! Looking forward to the the fact I have next week off, thank god...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# you've earned it
please make sure that you enjoy yourself to the power of 11 or more. I hope the weather is perfect for you
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
# not until you've given it a good wash
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I've had it freshly bleached
and I've sellotaped chewits to it... they're attracting ants :( which are in turn attracting ant eaters :) which are in turn attracting rhinos :D
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# anteater tongues tickle
but rhino cocks sting
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Would it be alright if I just
shook you firmly by the hand?

My taint-licking abilities are not really up to speed as yet.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# well
seems as it's you I'll settle for a manly-heto-hug and a slap on the back :D

how arte thou?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Middling, truth be told.
gizza job....
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# had I jobs to dole out
you'd be right up there on the top of my list of people to give jobs out to... unfortunately I'm not yet that powerful

I hope something brilliant turns up soon - can you freelance or is that all in the shitter too?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:00, archived)
# *checks the shitter*
Yep, it's all in there.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# nuts
:(
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Salty!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Eww...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# HOO HARR!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# thanks for that
i really do feel sick now :(
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty (and shirley bindun?)


Click for bigger (97 kb)


Morning felllow b3tans. How are you all?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# oh god they're talking about crusty sex onThis Morning
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# what, using a french baguette as a dildo?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Zut Alors!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# avec jambon a fromage
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# there are so many questions to this
but I don't want to know any of the answers....
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# hungover
and i haven't seen this done before
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# arf!
Although Kim Cattrall has reminded me.. I had to sit through Sex and the City: The Movie at the weekend. Fucking hell that was painful
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# you have my deepest sympathy
i wouldn't watch that shite if you paid me
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# it wasn't so much the complete lack of plot or the simpering acting..
It was more the hijacking of feminism, as if endless shopping for fucking handbags represents female empowerment.

Meh, not my problem I s'pose
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:27, archived)
# any woman who wants to emulate those old slappers
has some serious inferiority issues
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# man alive
i heard that the ending of that film is a big bomb going off and Arnie saving the world?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Haha!
*points and laughs*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# hehe
This is why I come to b3ta, for the support :D

I owed the missus a girlie film, we watched the original of The Grudge the other week
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
even my missus isn't thrilled by the prospect of the sequel this summer.

She loves the show, but even she said "Why the fuck are they making another film?"
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# $$$$$$$$$$$$$
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Surely
'To explore through reductionist theory the complex interplay and social mores of an morally significant group of individuals based in a North American metropolitan area' ?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# ^^ this
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I am jolly excited.
I did £200 at the weekend on photography gear.

After debating whether or not to get a 50mm/f1.8 portrait or a 75-300mm/f4-5.6 zoom lens, in the end I decided to get both, and a polarising filter for the zoom.

To counteract my guilt at spending such on myself, I am having a CD player and a copy of Black Rebel Motorcycle Club sent to my 10yo nephews.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# don't feel guilty about spending cash on yourself!
and its well worth the money :D
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha... simple and excellent
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# how so fast?!?!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# It's one he prepared earlier
He KNEW you were going to post that...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Scaramanga......
he's....he's in my mind???
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# everything is better with a bit of shatner
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] He can't last very long.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# that's a most unpleasant sex face
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I modelled it after my own.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# that's unfortunate
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# for Robin
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# heheheh
at least i can blame my queasy tum on his face ;)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# hahahaha
best of the meme yet
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha
"Fat Metal Twat" wins this for me :)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
#

(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
#

(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
#

(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Come inside, you'll feel much better.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)
# UTAH SMITH... U-U-U-U-UTAH SMITH
What can you do for me?
I need someone
What can you do for me?

etc...

and woo
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
love the dog
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Courtesy of the good lady wife-to-be
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Needs more fashionable Christian chastity
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaha! "michael bay explosion"
One of a handful of "directors" who need to be put into a giant blender.
Paul WS Anderson and Uwe Boll are on that list too.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Don't get me started fella....
*suppresses rage*

Though, I quite like Event Horizon
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# It was good, but could have been SO much better; that's what bugs me about that movie.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Ha!
Bless Martin Lawrence, the pinnacle of contemporary underplayed comic acting.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I like the one's where he dresses up as a fat old lady
they make me larf they do
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Alec Guinness
were he alive today, would be fearing Big Momma's House would overshadow his performance in The Ladykillers.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# :) they're preddy
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# both
that's what I'm going to do
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Super brush-off.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Green superman wins everything.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Couldnt resist!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# CTAATGT?
I don't get it.

(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
#
I suppose not everyone did biochemistry .... oops :(
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Base_pair
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# certainly didn't!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Consider yourself
very very lucky :)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# ring Dan Brown - he might be able to explain it to you in some shitey book
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
#
www.imdb.com/title/tt0119177/

(I still don't get it either)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
#
The name of that film was a reference to a single strand DNA, the pun - I shopped the complimentary - or opposite strand. Hopefully someone else will get it! :(
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# wow - clever brains!
*fears*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# opposite or dyslexic?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Biology LOLs
Haha...very good! Clicky for the nerdiness
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Arf
and also bichemical glees.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
#
If I remember rightly, GATTACA
CTAATGT

Biochem is a bastard if you're noit interested
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Likey very muchy
Esoteric click
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# GAUUACA?
\translating

Haha, v'cerebral innit, bruv.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# that would
be transcribing not translating

translation starting at the beginning would be LM

\sorry, i really am, i may have to go and shoot myself.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
#
using one letter codes too! pervert!!!
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Ha!
It probably says something about how geeky I am that I giggled like a loon when I saw this. Subtle and clever, and full of lovely biology geek goodness.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
#
thanks :)
(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:47, archived)

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