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Michael Chewbacca
I'll get my coat...
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:22,
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WOO
kiee
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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ha ha ha
quality
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edz314 smelled the glove on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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hahaha
GRRUURRAARARARRRAAA!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:27,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:28,
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That would certainly make it more interesting
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:34,
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Dear God
I watched the race the other day. Spent ages finding a pub that was actually open and showing it, got a drink and sat down full of anticipation having gone around telling people this would be the best season for years. Two hours later, a feeling of numb emptiness filled me with impotent apathetic anger and I stumbled the streets alone, a broken man.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:56,
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^This
I watched it twice in case it was better second time round. Coincidentally, it was exactly the same. My soul is now empty :(
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AMadDayYes ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:22,
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Wow, you watched it *twice*?
Do you enjoy sticking rusty nails into your ears and waxing your scrotum with sellotape, too? (If not, give it a try, it's fun!)
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boris the spider ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:36,
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quick and dirty, apologies.
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edz314 smelled the glove on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:04,
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Tarkin! Tarkin! Tarkin!
Out! Out! Out!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:07,
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i was loosing interest towards the end
so i couldn't be arsed with excellent signage like you suggest
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edz314 smelled the glove on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:09,
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use scab labour to do it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:16,
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What a bunch of Rebels.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:08,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:08,
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This is still one of my favourite things ever.
It must have taken you weeks.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:31,
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Nah, most of it was already in the source.
I just added the signs and the AT-AT...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:40,
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Ahhhh...
A wise person spends time looking for the right source rather than trying to make the best of a suboptimal one... *notes*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:48,
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Edit? :P
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:11,
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Hahahahahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:12,
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damn your creativity
damn it all to hell!
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edz314 smelled the glove on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:12,
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Ha ha ha.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:14,
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arf! :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:16,
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hahaha!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:16,
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haha
that's one hot astromech droid
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:16,
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:D
Excellent!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:19,
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laugh
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:26,
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out
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:27,
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...
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:59,
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Yum!
Also available in tablet form...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:00,
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I found that image whilst searching for Kitekat
:)
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:02,
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I am so massive
I am taking over on page 7 of google image search and below...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:05,
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Mmmmmmm....
I want some Corned Beef now.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:03,
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this reminds me of my most horrible revenge trick
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:06,
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continue....
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:12,
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ex boyfriend was naughty
he didn't know i knew, which meant he happily ate the rather suspicious pie i made him.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:17,
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nice!
btw isn't it about time you got new pics on your profile, esp as you've done such a good job losing 5 stone! Come on, hot lady, do show us!
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:22,
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i'm ashamed to admit
i haven't got a camera. it's my mate's birthday at the end of the month, though, so there may be a party. this will mean pics aplenty.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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What's wrong with his hand?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:11,
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Tuck in, lads!
Nicely done, Forbes..
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:46,
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He's all growed up
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:53,
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has he cast a spell on his nipples?
they're fucking luminous!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:56,
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he's been breast feeding Ron
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:57,
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ah, i see
his nipples have caught ginger
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:58,
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Illuminatus Papillus!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:58,
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i love the skit russel howard did
"oi! Hermione! cockos engorgio!"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:59,
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I'm not sure why I chose these 'actresses' for this...
but now I have, I can't help but this it could be the greatest film ever made. Also, Keira appears to have really bulked up for the role...Click for bigger (159 kb)
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:47,
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Mountin' Mimsy
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:48,
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Bwahahaha!
Nicely.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:49,
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Heee.
You made her look like fat Kelly Osbourne.
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Curis ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:50,
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But isn't a regular Kelly Osbourne
fat anyway? A fatter Kelly Osbourne...mwugrh...*shudders*
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:55,
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saddle sores
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:50,
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Keira seems to be practising her gurning...
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:50,
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Beaver Creek!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:51,
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Available now from SelfLoveFilm...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:52,
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Haha!
There's always a better name for it suggested after I post... :(
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:53,
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twattybanjo ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:33,
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Hahahahaha
hahahahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:35,
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heheheheheheheh
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:35,
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ha ha ha ha
HA HA HA
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37,
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Daft!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37,
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hehehehehe
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:43,
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This is the first Friends related thing I've ever found funny.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:53,
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Try this then
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:55,
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^this
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:55,
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ARF!
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twattybanjo ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:40,
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Pffft!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:36,
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lolth!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38,
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arfsome :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41,
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Much better.
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twattybanjo ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:44,
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:)
enjoyin' lost?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:11,
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oh yes
ace pic /and yes, I am ta :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:34,
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Ah, the old ones are...
... ones from some time back. V. nicely done though :P
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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:45,
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Thought this would have more replies...
Lovely pic, I clicked. And I haven't watched Lost since half way through the second series. My brain got boggled.
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:38,
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it was a reply to archie's post..
yea lost is still brain boggling...still love it though :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:47,
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This is my latest favorite thing!
And I needed one... Thanks!
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The Togaboy The world will end on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:54,
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What's muthent gumble?
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LokiMD ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:29,
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he lost his tongue because he was licking her mimsy!
mustn't grumble
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:50,
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Lost his tongue just for liking it?
That's harsh.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:46,
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oops :P
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:30,
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Is that a Ninja edit I see before me?
Also, you wouldn't be able to go :P if you'd lost your tongue
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:19,
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Cheers
I may be slow, but tis funny once someone's explained it!
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LokiMD ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:34,
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Abtholutely
Thplendid.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:51,
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hahah
glee and giggles!
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nivoser tangos with the devil ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:02,
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A true oldie!
This joke is at least 37 years old I heard it at secondary school. Although it was captain of a ship's wife and sailors, and razor blades rather than enchanted knickers.
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:31,
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That Lancelot...
Always the gentleman. :)
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Good Penny ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:57,
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haha
RELEAETH THOLOMON!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:42,
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Q&D, with thanks to theoriginalsteve
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:19,
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pfft
I hear they pulled the plug on that project...
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:21,
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Arf!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22,
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it was a bit of a washout
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22,
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Nothing to tap into.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25,
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you shower of cocks
I shouldn't be laughing so hard in my condition(er)
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28,
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poor thing
would you like to get in my dressing gown with me?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:32,
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Ah - but water condition to be in!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:33,
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Now now,
don't faucet.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:57,
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that'd've been so much easier
just pull the plug out, get the Titanic out, then fill the ocean back up again
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22,
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or just use a trolley jack.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25,
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Who The Fuck
is Jack ?
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It ! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28,
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alice's brother
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:29,
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mwhahah
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:29,
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I concur
Us Mighty's should stick together *Solidarity Brother*
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It ! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27,
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hahahahah! :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25,
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Hahahaha!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27,
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Hahahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28,
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oh dear God no
you fucking loon
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28,
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as soon as i saw that quote
i knew this was coming :D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:30,
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Hahahahaha
A quote from Producer Lew Grade I believe? EDIT: As discussed below I now see.
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twattybanjo ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:30,
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So I'm told ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31,
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haha....good one
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:20,
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Wonderful!
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Milkman Dan ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:01,
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gah my eyes are borked
how are you all today?
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FIEND ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:19,
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As indeed are mine (after looking at your pic)
And as to how I am..... I am shattered, I had an EPIC dream ALL of last night, I swear I had a dream that lasted about 7 hours.... It was so full-on, contrived and detailed, that by the time I woke up this morning I felt I had been awake a whole day already!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27,
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stop eating cheese before bed
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28,
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Dreams are awesome
It's like free entertainment.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:30,
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For now
Just wait until the government introduces a dream licence. Then Sky will try to get in on the act with Pay-per-dream.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:00,
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I wouldn't put it past them!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:06,
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Depressed beyond tablets :(
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27,
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Oh hey, me too.
Rubbish, isn't it? *sympathy*
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:33,
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Thanks :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37,
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^ :(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:39,
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Crispy beef, prawn balls, garlic rice.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04,
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mmmmm really fancy a chinese now
but am alergic to MSG and the bastards always lie about using it and say they don't use it. An hour later, I've got blotches all over my face and body. Liars.MSG = the devils chemical - increases your appetite by up to 40% and is highly addictive. Fact.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:12,
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MSG is lush.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:13,
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see? you're already addicted!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:16,
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Most classy Amy Winehouse line ever
"They say that I'm addicted, but it does more for me than any dick did ... "
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:17,
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Amy Winehouse is a class vacuum
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20,
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Hahahahahahaha
I shall be using this term in the future.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23,
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do so with my blessing
:D
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27,
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i'd like to hear her say
"i can't breathe, it's all going dark! oh, god, help me! i can't.... i can't.....uhhhh....help me.......urk" DEAD
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31,
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apparently causes brain damage too
not that this will affect me
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:17,
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You're just racist against MSG.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23,
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I dont like any stealth games :(
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:26,
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Hahahahaha
"They're tittering, Ron" "I DON'T LIKE TITTERING! I don't like any coastal towns."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27,
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i already did!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28,
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make something yourself with fresh ingredients
and love. I'd bet pennies to pounds Grunty or some other clever so and so can help you out with easy to follow delicious chinese food you can make youself!!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:15,
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oooo sounds pleasing
Do you think grunty would make it and bring it round to me? pffft
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:16,
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no - unless you paid him as richly as he deserved to be paid
in which case possibly - although stioll probably not also stop being a lazy WhamBar and switch of the tv set and go and do something less boring instead...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:18,
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I find the infinitely rolling video clips on News 24 strangely calming.
Sort of prozac delivered through the TV.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20,
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"... here's something else we made up to fill time until something happens..."
"... erm... media attention... erm JOHN TERRY! Public hearing a lot about this.. media attention - erm..."
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22,
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have decided am prepared to show breast for food
How's that sound?
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:24,
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Sounds awesome!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25,
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two breasts if I get pudding.
and I've just gone up a cup size cos I'm having lots of sex so you get a good deal on this.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27,
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wait a moment...
where are you storing the splooge?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:29,
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in a little jar by the bed
Oh. Not me. Sorry. As you were...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:32,
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I have a packet of skips
and half a packet of polos... what does that get me?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31,
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a 3 second upskirt flash
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:32,
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man
I just wish I hadn't eaten that peanut chunky kitkat... it was fucking lush though!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:35,
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skips = msg
but you can have a flash if you like anyway. *flashes*
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37,
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*falls off stool*
wowzer!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38,
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I may do.
Never hurts to ask. I have an absence of MSG related stuff in the fridge presently. How about grilled Lamb Chops and a nice greek salad?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:18,
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WHAT'S A GREEK SALAD?
about 20 drachma an hour
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22,
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Why did the monkey get lost in the jungle?
Because the adder 'add 'er 'ankerchief!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:24,
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is it because the Parrots ate all of them?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25,
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No.
It's because da jungle is massive.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27,
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cos of all the cheetahs
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28,
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(snigger)
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25,
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he does a nice grilled salad
and His Greek Lamb Chops are a dream
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22,
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yeah I'm all about the fresh stuff
I have the remains of a beef rump from yesterday's roast BUT I LOVE CHOPS!!! Caesar salad ftw, but greek is good too. Now i'm really hungry and I just finished a massive bacon baguette. Must be all the sex I got on friday.....
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23,
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0_o
Dry spell over then, eh? ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25,
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OOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dated a dude for two months but then got dumped because he's on mission to have kids and wife (not 4 me) so just hooked up with very tall, younger fireman on friday and was a VERY dirty girl. And shall continue to be so for foreseeable future. DRY SPELL OVER! hurrah!
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31,
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You Go Girl!!!
*jealouses*"Last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty" /Woody Allen blog
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:34,
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the problem I had with my first wife was
that I kept trying to put her under a pedestal...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37,
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/Brookside blog
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38,
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hahhaha :D
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:40,
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:D
anyway - sorry chaps but I have to slope off now and go and wander around a hospital and talk with ill people about what it's like to be ill and then be nice to them.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41,
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does the hospital know you are going to do this?
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:42,
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nope
and therein lies the sport!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:43,
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you don't have to be nice to them
just say "hmm" a lot. that'll put the shits up them.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:46,
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that's right, rub it in
*removes tumbleweed from knickers*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:34,
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I told you not to get dressed in the dark.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:35,
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...or on a dark desert highway
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37,
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Cool wind in your hair?
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37,
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Aye!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:39,
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pft
loon
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:39,
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well, i enjoy it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41,
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I was as surprised as anyone
Found him on a dating site, he's yummy. Planning a booty call while kids are at school on thursday - tee hee! *realised it means I will miss the new compo* *cancels*
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38,
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NEVER cancel sex for a compo, NEVER!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:42,
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either that or you're up the duff
*runs away like a curly wurly*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27,
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mmm crispy beef in OK Sauce
could go for that right now
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20,
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Made this on Saturday night:
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22,
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YOU ARE BOTH SWINE
I'm hungry now and so I'll have to go and eat my sushi which will not be as satisfying as crispy beef or aromatic pork belly :S I still enjoy sushi though - yom yom yom
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23,
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mmm- food
just had a tikka ready meal in a pot and now I'm starving
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:26,
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send thingy out for a sandwich across the street
... damn I used to know the names of a couple of people you work with and now all I can remember is useless stuff like the physiology of breathing. how are ya young fella mi sheep worrier?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:30,
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sushi is awesome
i saw hugh fearnley-weirdingstall cooking that on telly a while ago. he had a tiny bowlful.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37,
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I've never heard it described like that before!
It's a great reseepee, though.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41,
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i have tried a few of his recipes
and i totally stole his egg poaching method
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:43,
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This reminds me of the scene in The Office
"Have you seen Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon? Right, there's this bit ..." "No." "You haven't seen it? It's ace" "No. I haven't seen Bruce Lee in WAY of the Dragon. I've seen him in ENTER the Dragon."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:15,
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Stop, Look, Listen...
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Ninj ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:50,
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Hahaha
Have some TOAPY goodness for the compo...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:53,
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PLASH
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:54,
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plish!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:55,
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doesn't look much like water to me
*narrows eyes* are you trying to lead me a merry dance young chomp consumer?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:57,
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It appeared to me under google image searching with the title of "raindrop splash"
so you need to take it up with them.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:58,
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I won't be doing that
I'm very lazy
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:02,
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It's CGI, and it's expensive, so you will sit in the cinema and ENJOY it.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:58,
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*cough*
Transformers 2 *cough*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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*cough*
Avatar *cough*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:19,
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^ this
with jaw-droppingly exquisite carved-by-invisible-magic-unicorns dark matter bells on
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:43,
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I saw (Tim burtun dus) Alice In Wonderland free dee
... what a lot of pointing there is in that filum. "look - over there IN THE DISTANCE... is that some perspective? I don't know - I'll throw something at the camera to find out..."
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:02,
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:03,
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:D
CHEBS! everyone can appreciate nice chebs, which is the nice thing about them.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04,
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Excellent in 3D...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:05,
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did you see the woman with the shelf tits?
one of the red queen's hangers on. And Ann Hathaway was terrible, she needs kicking in the face. Film was ok tho, loved matt lucus' faces, Helen BC was fab too. Why was babs windsor cast tho???
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:15,
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I've not seen any of it
I meant chebs are excellent in 3d...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20,
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Yeah! She made me remember and lol at all the fat, becorseted goths I've seen.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23,
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I demand my money back, sir!
Her chest-enhancements were no larger in the CFB!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:05,
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Hahahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:05,
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did you go see the film in the end fella?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:13,
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I did, yes indeed.
I thought it looked great, but was lacking in some other areas. By the way, since you are definately the man to ask, any news on whether The Unit is going to get picked up by another network?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:24,
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sadly not by the looks of it, been out of commission for way too long now :(
nowt on the horizon as far as I can see
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:29,
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Dagnabbit.
That's a real shame. :(
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:30,
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Aye, it was just starting to find it's stride as well
reasonable story arcs over several episodes and a reasonable budget to boot to make it good.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:42,
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depp is a freak
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:14,
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a beautiful, gorgeous wonderful freak
and I would!
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20,
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he's not bad in serious films
but he absolutely murdered charlie and the chocolate factory
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27,
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Woo!
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:47,
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I don't know whether or not to go see it.
to be honest, I don't see waht all the fuss over Tim Burton movies are...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20,
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Well, the splash is exhibiting characteristic symmetry-breaking behaviour around the crown, where the radial symmetry is broken by the droplets that are thrown off.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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That's just what I was going to say.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:02,
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but its not see through
like what water is... that's what first aroused my detective like suspicions and so I decided to conduct a full investigation
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04,
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True. I wonder if the shape of the crown could tell you about the viscosity of the liquid?
Perhaps the world's most useless web-application could be made: identifytheliquidfromapictureofasplash.com
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:06,
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USELESS?
I warrant it would soon replace taste as my favourite and most useful sense.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:08,
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Sounds well dodgy.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:09,
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Heh. Nice:
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04,
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. . .
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:14,
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this equals awesome
ninj - you are consistently among the most consistenly awesome b3tans and I think I love you
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:58,
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Gosh *blushes*
Love you too :)
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Ninj ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04,
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Nice one, Ninj
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:58,
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Cheers JP!
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04,
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hahahha, bloody awesome as always!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:59,
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Cheers sir!
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04,
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*does the Zorak voice*
PROWSE
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:59,
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Mornin's :D
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:39,
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even a wolf who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night
may become a man when the manbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:41,
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or not
... sometimes
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:43,
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the old gypsy lady was right!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:52,
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Morning, Smash.
How was the pub? Did you dance on tables and sexually harass young men?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:45,
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didn't get the chance!
the booze hits me really fast. i remember talking to my mum and trying to remember a joke, then i woke up half off my bed wearing just my jumper.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:50,
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Best of all the results.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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Hello. One for the slightly nerdy types:
So it turns out you can now see how many clicks a post of yours on the /links board got. And you can cross reference this with www.b3ta.com/search/posts/me/best. And if you've posted enough links you might be able to get some idea of how many clicks your images got too. Sneaky huh. Eight of my pictures have more than 17 clicks. This is all I can fathom.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:42,
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How come /links gets that feature and /board doesn't?
*shakes fist at /links*
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:47,
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when the 'I Like This' feature was brought in, there was a small glitch that showed how many clicks a post got
I think rob sorted it so that it didn't show, and no doubt with good reason.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:50,
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Aw, really?
I'd love to know how many clicks each post gets. I suppose it's to stop people complaining and flouncing?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:53,
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I think that's a good reason to never know how many clicks each post gets.
there isn't much point to it and it saves, as you rightly say, moaning, anger and flouncing
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:54,
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Moaning, anger, and flouncing are all essential parts of a balanced b3ta breakfast.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:56,
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moaning leads to anger...
anger leads to flouncing....
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:58,
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Flouncing?
On B3ta?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:54,
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at this hour?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:55,
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In this dress?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:57,
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in a dormitory full of school girls?
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:58,
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with my hips?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:00,
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Shirley you jest!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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This dress?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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I think he carries that off rather well.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04,
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that dress is rather lovely
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:12,
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I'd like to know what happens to all the comments that get clicked
where is the popular page for them? Does anything happen at all? (or do the clicks give Rob a low volt buzz on his genitals each time?)
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:57,
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comments can go on the popular page
i think, one's with pictures definitely can
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weaver. ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:40,
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Where did you find out how many votess a link of yours got?
All I see is a total number of votes for the whole board.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:50,
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to the right of the I like this button.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:59,
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Fuck me, 10 votes? Is that all? *flounces*
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04,
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I need to post more popular links
Best I got was 4 clicks and most of my posts are far better than that. ;) edit:I'm so needy, I get so excited by YouTube insight it's depressing.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:02,
archived )
Arf!
In other news, it seems it's all Over for Clarence Oveur :(news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8567400.stm
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:50,
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He's 6ft under, Oveur
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:51,
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No, Unger's over Dunn.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:52,
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Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:53,
archived )
Translate: Sheeeeet!
Golly!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:54,
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Can I be Frank?
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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that's old news, man
get with the times!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:53,
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To soon?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:31,
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I was half expcting that to sail into the twin towers then
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:32,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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I now need to see this happen.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:41,
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Is that where it was heading?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:33,
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i believe so
it did arrive there, but only in ghostbusters 2
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:33,
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...and in
"Raise the Titanic!"
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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Is that the one with the three trannies in them?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:35,
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Christ, I can't remember
Maybe it was a dream you once had?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:36,
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you dream about trannies on the titanic
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:40,
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hahaha, I can;t remember it was, but at the time, someone remarked, on the budget and spiraling costs: "It would have been cheaper to lower the atlantic!"
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:36,
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that was Sir Lew grade who said that
and he paid for it.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:51,
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ahhh, I had a feeling he said it himself...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:57,
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Hahahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:54,
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i forgot about that
rather a good film
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:37,
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"...well, better late than never!"
/Cheech Marin
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:35,
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heheheh
that was before they knew it had split in half
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:36,
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:)
I was just being a grammar nazi...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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ah, right
my brain is not working today, after being mostly dissolved in alcohol last night
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:39,
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You too?
Good work, that there Smash.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:41,
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not that good
i don't remember getting home, but it seems i did manage to take my bra off whilst leaving my jumper on. why my bra was behind the front door, i still don't know.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:44,
archived )
Ah, that special 'Lady Skill'
I never cease to be impressed by the 'bra out of the sleeve' trick. It does have to be said, though, that I am easily pleased.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:46,
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i'm easily amused
especially by shiny things. i've got a bastard of a headache, though.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:51,
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I think Soon is a place in Thailand.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:40,
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lam soon is a thai company
that sells oriental cooking sauces and oils
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:42,
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The opposite of titanic is...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:33,
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Hahaha
morning the board!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:34,
archived )
nings
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:36,
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morning
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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Good Morning!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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it would have been a much better film
to have explored their whirlwind lust filled relationship descending into poverty and domestic abuse when they reached New York. also - morning fuckers! lick my taint
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:41,
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hullo prof, how's the studying going?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:43,
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currently it's going okay
I think I may even pass the year which would be a good thing in my eyes. :D Today we learned all about Low Density Lipoprotiens and how they lead to atherosclertoic plaques how's you you sexy lump of a person?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:45,
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excellent stuff!
I'm doing very well, thankyou! Looking forward to the the fact I have next week off, thank god...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:47,
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you've earned it
please make sure that you enjoy yourself to the power of 11 or more. I hope the weather is perfect for you
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:48,
archived )
not until you've given it a good wash
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:45,
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I've had it freshly bleached
and I've sellotaped chewits to it... they're attracting ants :( which are in turn attracting ant eaters :) which are in turn attracting rhinos :D
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:47,
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anteater tongues tickle
but rhino cocks sting
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:55,
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Would it be alright if I just
shook you firmly by the hand? My taint-licking abilities are not really up to speed as yet.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:47,
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well
seems as it's you I'll settle for a manly-heto-hug and a slap on the back :D how arte thou?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:49,
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Middling, truth be told.
gizza job....
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:56,
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had I jobs to dole out
you'd be right up there on the top of my list of people to give jobs out to... unfortunately I'm not yet that powerful I hope something brilliant turns up soon - can you freelance or is that all in the shitter too?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:00,
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*checks the shitter*
Yep, it's all in there.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:02,
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nuts
:(
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:07,
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Salty!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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Eww...
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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HOO HARR!
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:32,
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thanks for that
i really do feel sick now :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:33,
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Quick and dirty (and shirley bindun?)
Click for bigger (97 kb) Morning felllow b3tans. How are you all?
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ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:17,
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oh god they're talking about crusty sex onThis Morning
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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what, using a french baguette as a dildo?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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Zut Alors!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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avec jambon a fromage
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:39,
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there are so many questions to this
but I don't want to know any of the answers....
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:25,
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hungover
and i haven't seen this done before
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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arf!
Although Kim Cattrall has reminded me.. I had to sit through Sex and the City: The Movie at the weekend. Fucking hell that was painful
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:19,
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you have my deepest sympathy
i wouldn't watch that shite if you paid me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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it wasn't so much the complete lack of plot or the simpering acting..
It was more the hijacking of feminism, as if endless shopping for fucking handbags represents female empowerment. Meh, not my problem I s'pose
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:27,
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any woman who wants to emulate those old slappers
has some serious inferiority issues
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:32,
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man alive
i heard that the ending of that film is a big bomb going off and Arnie saving the world?
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ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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Haha!
*points and laughs*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:21,
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hehe
This is why I come to b3ta, for the support :D I owed the missus a girlie film, we watched the original of The Grudge the other week
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:27,
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hahahahaha
even my missus isn't thrilled by the prospect of the sequel this summer. She loves the show, but even she said "Why the fuck are they making another film?"
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:22,
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:31,
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Surely
'To explore through reductionist theory the complex interplay and social mores of an morally significant group of individuals based in a North American metropolitan area' ?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:40,
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^^ this
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ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:45,
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I am jolly excited.
I did £200 at the weekend on photography gear. After debating whether or not to get a 50mm/f1.8 portrait or a 75-300mm/f4-5.6 zoom lens, in the end I decided to get both, and a polarising filter for the zoom. To counteract my guilt at spending such on myself, I am having a CD player and a copy of Black Rebel Motorcycle Club sent to my 10yo nephews.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:21,
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don't feel guilty about spending cash on yourself!
and its well worth the money :D
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ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:22,
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hahaha... simple and excellent
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:23,
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how so fast?!?!
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ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:24,
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It's one he prepared earlier
He KNEW you were going to post that...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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Scaramanga......
he's....he's in my mind???
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ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:32,
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everything is better with a bit of shatner
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:25,
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He can't last very long.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:08,
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that's a most unpleasant sex face
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:10,
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I modelled it after my own.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:11,
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that's unfortunate
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:12,
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for Robin
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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heheheh
at least i can blame my queasy tum on his face ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:17,
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Hahahah!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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.
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Arse Pipe ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:00,
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Hahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:01,
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Hahahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:01,
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hahahaha
best of the meme yet
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FIEND ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:03,
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arf!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:04,
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Hahaha
"Fat Metal Twat" wins this for me :)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:04,
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FIEND ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:05,
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:10,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:14,
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haha
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:15,
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hahahaha
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:30,
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Come inside, you'll feel much better.
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:57,
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UTAH SMITH... U-U-U-U-UTAH SMITH
What can you do for me? I need someone What can you do for me? etc... and woo
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:59,
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Hahahaha
love the dog
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:00,
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Courtesy of the good lady wife-to-be
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:51,
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Hahahahahaha
Needs more fashionable Christian chastity
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:53,
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hahahahahahaha! "michael bay explosion"
One of a handful of "directors" who need to be put into a giant blender. Paul WS Anderson and Uwe Boll are on that list too.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:58,
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Don't get me started fella....
*suppresses rage* Though, I quite like Event Horizon
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:00,
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It was good, but could have been SO much better; that's what bugs me about that movie.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:11,
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Ha!
Bless Martin Lawrence, the pinnacle of contemporary underplayed comic acting.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:02,
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I like the one's where he dresses up as a fat old lady
they make me larf they do
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:04,
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Alec Guinness
were he alive today, would be fearing Big Momma's House would overshadow his performance in The Ladykillers.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:07,
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:) they're preddy
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:05,
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both
that's what I'm going to do
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:15,
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Super brush-off.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:34,
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Hahahaha
Green superman wins everything.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:35,
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Couldnt resist!
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captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:25,
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CTAATGT?
I don't get it.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:27,
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I suppose not everyone did biochemistry .... oops :(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Base_pair
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captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:29,
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certainly didn't!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:33,
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Consider yourself
very very lucky :)
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captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:33,
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ring Dan Brown - he might be able to explain it to you in some shitey book
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:29,
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www.imdb.com/title/tt0119177/ (I still don't get it either)
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:30,
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The name of that film was a reference to a single strand DNA, the pun - I shopped the complimentary - or opposite strand. Hopefully someone else will get it! :(
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captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:35,
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wow - clever brains!
*fears*
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:41,
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opposite or dyslexic?
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:29,
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Biology LOLs
Haha...very good! Clicky for the nerdiness
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Kitcar memeless in a meme filled world ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:11,
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Arf
and also bichemical glees.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23,
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If I remember rightly, GATTACA CTAATGT Biochem is a bastard if you're noit interested
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RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father ,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:22,
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Likey very muchy
Esoteric click
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Spud Diechmann joined in! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:08,
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GAUUACA?
\translating Haha, v'cerebral innit, bruv.
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Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:08,
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that would
be transcribing not translating translation starting at the beginning would be LM \sorry, i really am, i may have to go and shoot myself.
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prostheses ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:34,
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using one letter codes too! pervert!!!
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captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast! ,
Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:17,
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Ha!
It probably says something about how geeky I am that I giggled like a loon when I saw this. Subtle and clever, and full of lovely biology geek goodness.
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TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream. ,
Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:52,
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thanks :)
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captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast! ,
Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:47,
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