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[challenge entry] too literal?
(nosefarm joke > technique, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# if you're going to do goatse...at least cut out the real hands

/no ring..half arsed..etc ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
#
I would have done, only I didn't really want to have to look at it...
(nosefarm joke > technique, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# You love it, you whore.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# no commitment

sigh..kids nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# you remind me of the babe
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)
# what babe
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# the babe with the power
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# who do
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# ewe dew
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# dew tew
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Come, let us be brothers henceforth!!

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Tea or coffee,..ya blonde bastard
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# and fight for the right as one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
#
Sir Didymus and Ambrosius
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:46, archived)
# :)
i may have to watch that later, even if the disc does jump
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)
# when you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Just the hands are enough to make me feel ill.
I almost think they're worse than the gaping red sphincter. Then I see the gaping red sphincter.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
# thank zeus you didn't notice that he has worms.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# *does that scene from family guy where they take that drug which makes you throw up copiously*
Did I mention I was playing all the roles?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:02, archived)
# ipecac?
that does nothing to eliminate tapeworms.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:04, archived)
# no, but it does produce a cool album every now and then
www.ipecac.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)
# true.
i looked around and was wondering what happened to kid 606 and then saw that thirwell is hiding on the page too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# IPECAC, MY GOOD MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:04, archived)
# YOU ARE SECOND IN THIS VOMITCONTEST.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# quak?
i don't get it.

EDIT: no ring, helicopter, FAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# those hands seem a bit white...
Mario?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# can't wait!

edit..what font's that?



/is looking for fancy fonts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# errrrrrr, hold on...


Chopin Script
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# ta much :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
# as found here
www.dafont.com/search.php?psize=m&q=chopin

/helpful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Don't be such a nice chap
else the bastards will try to rim you
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# That sounds like friendly advice to me.
*rims*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooo!
Foiled!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:46, archived)
# cheers meester :)
I need to do a 4 page layout example for a wedding mag'
so I'm looking for poncy fancy lettering..this'll do nicely

cheers both :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:30, archived)
# This title is officially stolen for my Queercore, electro-rap group
Expect to hear from my lawyers when we release our EP
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I would imagine that it gets it in the end . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
# He should totally be wearing a helmet.
Doesn't he realise just how unsafe that is?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# SAFETY IS GREATLY UNDERRATED
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# That's a rather beautiful picture
have you got a larger version?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# no
google images search does not
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:46, archived)
# i flipped a small tractor once, into a creek.
didn't get hurt but it was alarming.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# This is often the outcome of trying to jump a tractor over a creek, even if you use a small tractor and a ramp.
I cannot endorse it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:47, archived)
# i wore my cape!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:50, archived)
# by Jeffrey
Wheeeeee-genides?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# how does one suicide using pez and syrup?
do i have to watch all fourteen episodes to find out? this isn't going to be as unrewarding as dalgliesh, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Recropped, reposted, reentered
This was a little late for the last compo, but it should fit in fine in the new one :P
Once again, cfb is probably for the best

Click HERE for ludicrous size!!

No-one took me up on it last time, but I may as well reiterate:
HOURS* OF FUN**! Can you find all of the edits? First B3tan to find and list all 45 of them gets A SPECIAL PRIZE***!!
* - Unlikely
** - Seriously unlikely
*** - Operative word: "special"

EDIT: Congratulations MrPineapple, winner of being able to spot things faster than other people.
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# this HAS to win! i'm pretty sure it inspired the latest comp anyway
i have clicked I Like This but it's inadequate for how much i do actually like this
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)
# optimize, motherfucker!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)
# ^ cracking challenge post here.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# my eyes
(herman:D, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:02, archived)
# hahaha
Keep on the case. How many are you up to now?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
# 3
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] lol yeah I made this yesterday
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Have a pick to bone with you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# I find it's best to re-post an image within twenty four hours, while the moment's fresh.
Ideally several times through the day to make sure everybody gets a chance to see it!!!!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I agree with you . . . keep it fresh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# FFFFFF.
WINNER
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# So close...
but not quite. Also - you circled 46 things :P (all the cards are part of the same pic, and the croissant is included with the smug bastard)

You're missing just one thing, but if no one else finds it soon youll get the prize anyway :)
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# PISS.
I knew the cards were all one thing, I just couldn't be arsed to un-circle it when I realised.
I SHALL COMMENCE HUNTING.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Ballsacks.
The only thing I can see that I missed was the glass of wine next to smug.
I'm too busy to carry on, I shall pass the challenge on to someone with more patience :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Well
I cant be bothered to stick around all night waiting for someone to find it, so I'll dub you the winner. Grats, here is your special prize:

As for the missing edit - from the bottom of the iphone scan to the right - the bald guy is holding a pokeball ^_^
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# atrophy?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Best prize I could muster up
at short notice
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# At a glance
this had something of the Eastenders credits about it.



But it's really much better than that.
(Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Fucking hell
Effort involved in that
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# WIN x 45 !
I did at least 47 lols at this :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] DOMINATION COMMENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
DOMINATION: COMPLETE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# SQUEEZED !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# ffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# rrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaa rrrrrrrrrrraaaaa sis kuuuuuuuuuuuuum baaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# He's enjoying the service of his grointapper


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# i think i'll use 'grointapper' in my resume somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# HALP I BIN DOMINTED.
also, thread delete alert. burn the criminal!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# BOX IT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Let's all take some time and mourn our lost thread
b3ta.com/board/9979209 :(

wiv da angles!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# it does make a perfect icon.
for the nearly blind.

also, fuck. i uplaoded the wrong pic in my reply. more delete of that deleted thread, please.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# You need to do something about your dusty anus
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# jeez, just buy me a drink.
no need to be crude.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Hmm. The line isn't working.
I'll quit to the song
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)
# postbear said it in a nutshell !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELL-OW
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# NOBODY CAN DE NIGH !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# I GREATLY FEAR THIS OUTCOME OR HAPPENSTANCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# 'n oldie...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# beware! was such a treasure.
dropped out of the sky with no warning, burning brightly and catching all by surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# It was truly masterful

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# That's a handsome quintet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
# 4 penguins + GMOS?
I like the Superkings colour scheme. Penguin biscuits should release a nicotine-filled version which you apply to your arm or inhale, that's what I think.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
# I think that I like the way that you think !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Aaargh! Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe, i'm going with the alt compo myself
or is this techincally both?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# I love the original lizard compo
 
there's something slightly charming about the b3ta archives (besides the dead links)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Double up and ketchup !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha, well done!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# This deserves too be MUCH higher
so clicks to help it on its way
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh


For full quake effect, hold down F11
(mister_barfly, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# wrong memes dude
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Colour in a lizard to make up for what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# 4chan =>

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] tell me again about the sausages, I want to hear about the sausages
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# First, the sausages were good
then they turned to the dark side and were replaced by lettuce
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# ahahaahah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Oh god. The knowing, sexy look burns into my soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# that is one sexy fucking lettuce
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# this is what hydroponic farmers dream.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# greengrocers always strike without warning.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# GO GREEEEEEEEEN

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# oh my fuck yes
 
FINALLY A COMPETITION FOR PASTING TOGETHER TOTAL CRAP, I FEEL LIKE A DOG WITH TWO DICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# all these pics fail to display the secret meme so no clicks for them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# hello santa na
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Head Growith !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)
# DID SICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# this should win
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# yeah but it's a repost, they're automatically disqualified.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# OH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCK
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# I don't know if I can remain a member of this club any longer

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# it should still win
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# BIG FULL !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# This has everything!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
# What's that song
they play in that car
when they're all bobbing their heads
in that car
what's that song?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# I think it was Grim and frostbitten gay bar by Impaled Northern Moonforest

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)
# What is Love? by Haddaway
Edit: If you were being sarcastic, I'll never notice because a man in a white coat put an icepick into my tearduct and squiggled my brains
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# It's a solid number one in my top ten of worst songs in the history of evar.

I notice I even cringe when it is mentioned, like here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# i find it inoffensive and bland.
if you want horrifying nasty, i think you could do better.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# I suppose so, but I find beauty in nastiness to be honest
this is just so dumb and bland, it actually offends me more

I haven't come up with a better candidate for the spot in three years or so.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# 666MPH
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# SAFETY!

Actually Sheen's looking pretty pissed there. I don't believe for a moment that he's driving responsibly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# all outta coke on the road to Tijuana.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X34Lgmz8PI
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# he's just punched his girlfriend. that can be very distracting.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# LOSE THE TAIL

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# when george was friends with jack black he did have a little tail.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:08, archived)
# I smell something, smells like...
shitting dick nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# 4 chan can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Professional fuckwits take one night off!
Evil Eddie with the rock-steady microphone mastery (FIGJAM!) Fuck I'm good, just ask me
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# do shut up cheers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Ornery attitudes are boring
Indifference is this season's anger
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# bla bla bla
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# still here?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)
# I'm persistent
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# yea?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# I AM ON A MAC, IT IS THE SLOWEST EARTHQUAKE EVER.
I KNOW WHAT MY DESKTOP LOOKS LIKE, THANKYOU VERY MUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] filthy pe-roast
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:45, archived)
# IN A NEW THREAD?!?!?
I thought you would have learnt by now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:45, archived)
# that is fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Clint?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# No need to be rude man.
No need.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# I do feel lucky
to have seen this

clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# fuck yes
i've vectored this myself, but i can't find it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Made my day !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# durty durty durty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Quentin Crispwood
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# I am clicking a button underneath your post.
Guess which one it is.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# the last one.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Hell fuckin' yes.
*clickety clack*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# I reckon it was "reply"
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I reading teh alt.compo correctly?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Looks good to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] down on the allotment one morning.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] and while we are at it


these are some watercolours of memes I did a while back.

feel free to use :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# very woo!
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# run, forrest, run!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Did he ever finish with that project?
I would do it as a walk, for maybe 3 days... spread out over 3 months.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Yes, this is mostly correct.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# carry on...

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Right, what's your name?

For the 'Colour in the lizard' compo.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post669344
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Is that thingumy and whatsisname
off of Big Train?
(AMadDayYes, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:51, archived)
# It is thingumy and whatsisname off of Jam
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u4GS2gHQV4
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Ah yes, it is they of Big Train fame too*
but why have I not heard of this" Jam" of which you speak?

**investigates**
:)

*Edit: Kevin Eldon and Mark Heap
(AMadDayYes, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Dude, srsly?
It's awesome. It was pretty fucked up to start with, and then they did a late night version where they messed around with the colour and sound and then the DVD contained further alternative versions of each episode including miniturised, compressed to 30 seconds and 'quadrilateral lava lamp', as well as an enforced viewing mode.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:00, archived)
# srsly. I cant believe I havent heard of it
I am a huge (massive) Big Train fan. Some of Mark Heaps sketches made that show.

Plenty for me to catch up with on YouChoob. Thats my Saturday afternoon planned out :)
(AMadDayYes, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)
# s'good, had some nice music in too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqhsquqiY0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Aargh, that had the end of the dead baby sketch.
I loved the Adam & Joe version www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fSLmvu8zFE
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:09, archived)
# wassisnames bro was my drama teacher at school
true facts
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Claim to fame time?
I once met Roy Castle at the opening of the Kings Lynn branch of the Argos catalogue showroom, circa early 1980s.

Tru fax.
(AMadDayYes, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:01, archived)
# i've never met anyone famous
though my friend served harrison ford a pint
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Around the same time as meeting Roy Castle
I met John Craven, who signed my John Cravens Newsround Annual :)
(AMadDayYes, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:06, archived)
# I've met Bill Oddie whilst bird watching in Majorca
and I've served Tricky a diet coke at the Brixton Academy.

I've got John French's (Drumbo's) Hand Towel, and a photo, also a photo with Mark Boston. Both of Magic Band and Mallard (alright, discout Mallard perhaps ;) fame.

phew.
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# i'm not going to play this game
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)
# I've had yer mum
;P
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# i met ian wright at a nightclub and insulted him
i also met kerry katona. i didn't do anything to her, as murder is illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:07, archived)
# well, do tell,
what was the insult?
(AMadDayYes, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)
# he was wearing a green and white striped shirt
and acting like god's gift. he asked me if i thought he looked handsome. i said "actually, you look like a fucking deckchair."
i think he was more annoyed at his friend laughing his arse off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:15, archived)
# having caught about 15 mins of "live at studio 5" a few weeks ago
i must congratulate and thank you.
edit: even more so now you've given details. top job!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:15, archived)
# I have been told to fuck of by both Lemmy and John Noakes
and I was seven when noakes dis'd me.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:17, archived)
# i can understand that coming from Lemmy
but Noakes? what a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:21, archived)
# ^this
you never forget the first time an adult tells you to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# wipe them off the screen with windscreen wipers
fucking nincompoop
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Having been briefly in TV repair...
I can honestly say it's incredibly hard not to try and re create this sketch with disgruntled customers and usually ends in trying to get out of the house without bursting out laughing.
(Megamoss, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:58, archived)
# lol
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:00, archived)
# i love that sketch
"buy geko" is still near the top of my plans for when i live somewhere without pet restrictions.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Surely "buy TV, fill with geckos".
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:02, archived)
# if it's doable
i'll at least be going for a novelty tank.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:09, archived)
# I don't see why it's not doable, just gut an old crt and fit a tank in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Woo!
He is perfect for our cause.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Mr Lizard....
I applied for a job with the NHS today, I must be going mad
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)
# In Brum?
May see you around
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Yeah, a 12 month project administrator job thingy
Doubt I'll get it, but it's something to apply for.
THink it's at the childrens hospital
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Oh dude, I'm working in the children's hospital next year.
Hope you get the job
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Im also thinking about PhDs as well tho
a couple in scotland, look pretty good and interesting.
www.jobs.ac.uk/job/AAP680/phd-project-in-environmental-chemical-engineering/
and www.jobs.ac.uk/job/AAS389/phd-project-in-environmental-chemical-engineering/

I've enquired about them waiting to hear back.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Those do look interesting. My girlfriend does something similar.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Aye, I could always find a job for say 12 months then go do a PhD then
I dunno...we'll just have to wait and see how everything pans out.

But a PhD involving travel and with a useful outcome rather than just money would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Mr Lizard
pure gold!!

claim to fame. I once sat next to Kevin Eldon in an anti-racism festival in Finsbury Park.
but didn't have the balls to tell him how bloody cool he was!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:49, archived)
# oh fuck they got out
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Hahahaha :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Who let the memes out . . . WHO . . . WHO . . .
♫
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)
# hahah :D
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:18, archived)
# I like this

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Meme the force be with you..
(Fon Repeat until funny, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Is it time for an epic herman thread of one-man meme?
I feel it might be.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Lol:D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:49, archived)
# DAMN
That dress is incredibly pink.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:54, archived)
# It's a muleta.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmm
Memes and Star Wars? I may as well repost this before I go and hide again.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)
# ARG!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)
# WTF
is going on here. I demand to know you know!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] showing my age here....compo reminded me of this...
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)
# this wins the award for "most epic croissant"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)
# mmmmmm
croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)
# nice fontage
/has a pwei tattoo blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# 1. Get Girl
2. Kill baddies
...
...
..
5. PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I meme
(Fon Repeat until funny, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:25, archived)
# :D
well more D:
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Pfft
Why did he take his hands off rather than try to brake?
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Horse is alien

funniest meme ever
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:14, archived)
# hahah
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:15, archived)
# BEWAR3!
!!!1!!111!!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:23, archived)
# oooh two good compos in a row!
let's make it a third, hey?

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post675189

:P

woo :D top light show :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:24, archived)
# fake!
no jeremy!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Beme meme up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)
# YES

and it probably is, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# isn't it weird when you do something by hand

and it still looks like you shopped it.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:02, archived)
# I'm not sure whether this is beautiful or terrifying...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# :D ta
(it's actually a study for my final major project at college, which'll be a sort of fantisy story about a plague, hopefully it'll culminate in drawing flouncy and attractive skin deseases onto some of the kids in the drama department)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)
# ahhaha
queue researching horrible skin diseases and std pictures
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:13, archived)
# i plan on getting a book out
i know trawling the net for those kind of pics will only lead to misfortune, and things i won't be able to unsee.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:22, archived)
# That sounds awesome :D
I would like to see the finished project/ pictures from the finished project.

Which reminds where the shit is walrus man.. and where is the comic he did for uni?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)
# both valid questions
last post 1 week ago, not quite search party time yet, but i'll keep an eye on the situation.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Clever girl :)
I love your work toooooo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)
# this looks like a skinned breast
that's had something nasty removed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:04, archived)
#
www.therapistfinder.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)
# pfff!
fuck therapy, i prefer to just hurt people
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:11, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:20, archived)
# it is a great pic
i think i just watch too many gore films
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)
# awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)
# that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)
# superb!
how did you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)
# pen for the lines and made the hole by scratching at it with a pin
the only techy bit (other than scanning it in) was flattening out the petal in the heat press at college. (same effect as using a flower press, but it takes 20 seconds rather than a fortnight)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:17, archived)
# heckety heck!
the result is woosome

needs more cdcs though :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Lazer bug attack
Pretty and peculiar.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:11, archived)
# awesome
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:13, archived)
# he comes....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:13, archived)
# about time!
i was getting sore
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:15, archived)
# yay for Real Arts
i like
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:15, archived)
# :) ta
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:20, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Almost looks like you used a magnifying glass . . . neat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:31, archived)
# i have for a few other things lately.
but i made the error of buying one of those ones you hold in your eye socket, they actually make everything much harder.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)
# that is bloody lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:40, archived)
# That's cool
I like your stuff.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] New sponsorship deal now the banks are penniless
(Dermot O'Logical, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Hmmm, they're standing in the right order. But the short one is tall and the less short one is small.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Compo it. I'm sure they've been posted on b3ta before.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Done
Thanks!
(Dermot O'Logical, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:56, archived)
# I'm not sure zeity was being entirely serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:00, archived)
# He never is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Breaks my heart :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(yeeha, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:29, archived)
# This is very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# this is why leonardo liked her
he had a very thin cock and she could give him a toothy blow with that gap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# ouch
scrapy
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# that's my excuse for never giving a blow
tombstone teeth :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:48, archived)
# No wonder you scare all the men away Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# i can't help it
i just have to be me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Memes, get yer memes
3 for a paand.

(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT : Bindun yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:21, archived)
# I wanted the lizard challenge :(
Can we have that as the alternative compo?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)
# I've only just seen the new comp. Is it that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
# I get a lovely nostalgia scrolling down the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Ancient memes are the worst thing about b3ta
:( !
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Why you young whippersnapper!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# They don't snap whippers like they used to in my day, these newfangled whippersnappers with their fangles all new....
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
# With their e-phones and i-mail and mp5's...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:43, archived)
# *sucks werthers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] As I asked earlier
Is complaining about the compo a meme?
If so - this compo isn't very good.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:53, archived)
#
done
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Smallbrainfield now has the death penalty in 13 star systems
Which is one more than Cornelius Evazan, it's that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:26, archived)
# It is to put as many in-jokes into a picture as possible.
It doesn't make any sense. The B3ta overlords are always trying to discourage this sort of thing. What about that message that says in-jokes are never front-paged? (Star Wars and Jeremy excepted)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:29, archived)
# I got a Tesco Value frontpage once...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:30, archived)
# I've had 14
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# By the power vested in me
by the price of Creme Egg ice cream (half price at Tesco's this week) I have in the freezer, I say "Sure, go for it."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
# *prepares for rush of "royals are lizards" posts*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Icke'an see this might be popular
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:27, archived)
# no puns, please!
i'm ill already!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Lizards are cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:30, archived)
# i'm gonna get you so many lizards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# If you're going to subvert the compo at least do it properly and register your pictures in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# wot I dun said earlier....
prompted by the current comp.
Rob, would it be possible to actually see the number of votes each image challenge suggestion gets? (such as, this was Liked-or-voted-for-by-XX-people next to each one) I know Fraser says, "as voted for by you" but I am sure some of the ones getting picked CAN'T be the top voted suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:23, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
# B3ta is not a democracy, foo!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I did dun this about 8 years ago
When memes were few, men were men and women weren't.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:10, archived)
# wales
where men are men and the sheep are nervous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:12, archived)
# bet you still eat Lamb though
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:15, archived)
# yes. yes i do.
all that sex keeps them supple and tender
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Sadly this does not work for humans
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
# i wouldn't know
it's been a while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Mmmm Romana
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:29, archived)

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