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#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Best one yet
Nice one, HT
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Awwww He's scared!
Balls retracting into the body. Pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# he's the one doing the scaring!
he loves shitting people up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Consider me shat upwards then.
Nice one Toats.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Look what he did to Gordon here with the power of his tie....

(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# who's face is Gordon punching in the photo?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# And look at the way Mr Balls is blatantly obstructing the view of the girl behind him....
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Stay down in there Ed
if we can't see you we won't* make silly pictures of you....

*may not be true... :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# wahey.............aaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Is getting an enthusiastic blow job
just out of frame?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Balls deep
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# eeewwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Uhuhuhuhuuhuhuhhh
Boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# this is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Like some kind of great big political turtle
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# You could say he's trapped in that suit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# not worth its own thread:

Edit: yours is ace btw ;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# inflatable Ed's nozzle
keeps falling out
this am woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha!
fuck you, you evil turtle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Excellent contender for best out-of-context-quote-of-the-day!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
He does well to hide his scary face.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# haha
lovet
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# hahahaha, brilliant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Jeremy?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I'm seeing many googley eyes today.
not so much stretchy face...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# spongalicious!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Great tongueage
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# fuck yea!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# This is what it should look like outside
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Snow here slowly turning to rain
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# King o' the hill, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# But...
Why is the grass wearing crowns?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# for the crown green bowls
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Green bowels?
Bleurgh
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Why don't cows wear bras?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Exactly
Why don't they?
If women went round with their mamory glands on display I, for one, would stay in the park all day...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
#
livestockhealth.suite101.com/article.cfm/bras_for_cow_fill_the_need

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# or, William Tamm
invented a reason to justify dressing up cows in sexy lingerie
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Cos It's sexy?
Pwnd
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# He's killed all the other kings
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Propane
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Propane, Bobby, propane!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# You know what FORD stands for?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# front or rear drive
really
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Fix it again, Tony
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# joy!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Hey mate.
You in contact with Wow? Been trying to get hold of her, the closest I get is that you seem to be on her My Place which is about the only thing she updates.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Haven't heard a dickiebird :(
will dig out my old myspack password and see if I can get through
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# He has right royally disappeared!
cheers mate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# win
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# How dare a small pink potato call me a dirty rascal.
How very DARE he.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Hurrah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# THIS...
Is exactly how im going to feel on Friday :D!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# why?
have you bought a sword on ebay?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Excellent!
What a cheery chap.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Fuck you clouds!
*stab* *stab*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# He seems v. happy with his empire
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Is he celebrating the harvest of the first crop of crown-pants?
Thems crowns grows out of the growns.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# cheery chappie
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Bindun?


Click for bigger (280 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
Raiden ftw
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Think the dark eyes make him the Emperor.
Plus the lack of a straw hat!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
# who is this guy anyway? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# balls ed
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Gordon Brown's bitch
Our future chancellor of the exchequer if Labour win the next election

And, as with all New Labour politicians, a neo-liberal masquerading as a social democrat

/rant over
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# ah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# labels lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# *sticks label on Vagabond*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# JOKER!
My GF works at a publishing company for comics and gets sent the kids illustrations, she sent me this today.
I had to share it, the Joker is so full of win. :)

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# That is
pure lovely :)
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# it's like Art Attack :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Cesar Romero FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# god that show was dreadful
bat-anti-invisibilty spray
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:03, archived)
# That show was legend!
Epic 60s kitsch!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Does Batman have a curly moustache? I like his gorilla style, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
# that is awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha yay! :D

this wins
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# ;D
Great isn't it! I love how utterly decrepit the joker is.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Looks a bit like a Sock Joker...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# strangely enough I don't think I've made a sock joker..this needs rectified
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# You drew that
Didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# i wish!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# More please!
Nice capeage!
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Panini?
Your girlfriend is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# That's identical
To a batman drawing I did when I was five. Even down to the small patch of night sky as if to say "If I do the whole page I'll make my black pen run out".
(7 hours left to save Earth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Sexy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# *prepares to nuke it from orbit*

top creepiness, sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure, to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:49, archived)
# to be really sure

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Jacob's Ladder....
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Isn't that from Tron?
*edit*

No, Riddick.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# +Tony Hancock?
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# oooooo
i've been dying for an ed balls kebab!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# he shaves with one of those kebab machete things
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# utterly fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll put this here, as it is plainly unworthy of a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# This is fucktastic
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# needs circus music
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Edgar Wright, of Shaun of the Dead fame just Tweeted about one of your creations.
Thought you might like to know.
(The LHC webcam)
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# yeah that was quite popular yesterday
makes me laugh how the lhc gets so much hype and attention when they turn it on - its going to take years before they get any results from it
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Also : newspaper articles that say the LHC was "creating mini big-bangs".
I fucking hope it's not! It was meant to be recreating conditions shortly /after/ the big bang...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# mini big bangs
are just bangs, surely
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# It's become a hairdresser?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# oh god
/regrets ever posting the original yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Woo :D
(herman:D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
# ...Ball's in your court :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# now that is some serious balls right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 4:46, archived)
# Thats quite an unpleasant set of balls
good for you chap!
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Good
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# reminds me of Tron
style!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# I'm looking forward to another round of "Cyriak's Animation Reel"
I actually bought the first one's song and have it on my iPod. I'm such a fanboy.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)
# BALLS!
(eyes, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 3:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Top Trumps
(Arse Pipe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:09, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9986291
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# *joys*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# *reposts*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# *further yays*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# brilliant piece of work but just one question...
Outside of a zoo, how would penguins and polar bears ever come into contact with each other.

I think they each should have their own cards
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# You, sir/madam/cactus, obviously have no grasp of this meme

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# how did you know I was a cactus,
part of a cruel experiment in a laboratory with a cactus (lophophora williamsii) wired up to a server running OpenBSD and a rather curious Perl program that creates the impression that there is a human at a terminal.

Just don't smoke my root (that is my root, not the 'root' account)
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Wile E. Peyote

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Holidays
Polar bears regularly go on holiday to the south. They take the express shuttle via the hole through the Hollow Earth.
Penguins are notoriously stay-at-home.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Rubbish
Penguins are known for their touring capabilities, Polar bears never leave the north pole unlessthey are drugged
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I found this I think it should win the compo


Inspired by BBC Source..
(__, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# I know
let's vote the Tories back in!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Yay, woo.
I fuck on the first date
Remember, with the Tories, the country will be fucked on the first date.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
sad, but so very true
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# fucking hell, 20 years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# We had an ace poll tax demo in Midsomer Norton.
Everyone gathered and marched to council offices chanting give us back our fucking tax, and then someone realised it was a bank holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Is that true?
I hope that's true. It would be so perfect for Norton.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Yes.
No.

Maybe*

*delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Blimey, you live close to me
(must be why it always rains here)

/internet stalker blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Not no more I don't not live to you.
I live in that there London now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I believe Mr Vagabond, like myself,
escaped the clutches of the Mendips and fled to London town some years ago.

We spend our time here moaning about how much nicer everything is back in the West Country but doing everything in our power not to move back.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Entirely this with bells, whistles, and top-of-the-range fluffy little apendages on.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# "Oi mate, wanna buy some jiffjaffs and watch bubble porn with me?"

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# *waves at Jordan in the background*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Oh hai Toasty!
*waves back*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
# :D bless her, she's a lovely girl
(well, lady now obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# sha
waddeh

waddeh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# AAAARRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Now i've got jimmy jangle as an earworm. You git.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# jangle jangle jewelry
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiG9jXzejEY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# LUVLEH LUVLEH LUVLEH.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# awright treacle?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# nobbad, er, syrup.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Woo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Yeah, why not eh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
# haha
I bet this would be far more effective than any of the other Labour posters
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Rama Lama Ding Dong
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha:D
click
(herman:D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# twitchy

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha....top Presleying
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Poodle bites . . . poodle choose it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Super T - Ed Balls!
(Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# very most definitely REAL
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Been a while...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# hahah
Chump looks so pleased with his outfit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# hahahaha
that is too strange for words

(althought Blessed looks quite the dapper with a flat cap)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# id watch it :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# This needs to be commissioned. NOW!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Stop staring at me !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# *fears*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Don't be scared
They're very friendly once you get to know them
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# they look like they will act all nice to me, then smother me as soon as my back is turned
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Yaaaaay
After finding the dogs watching bonking frogs a few weeks back, our pond is now full of that^
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Ah. Frogs Porn
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:15, archived)
# finding dogs, bonking frogs
Albuquerque?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Lorks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Bless
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# EEEEK!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# More Balls!
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Invisible cat's cradle...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# This is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Is Balls an ears man?
and HRH is a balls man
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# hahahaha

EDIT: just to be clear, i wasn't even thinking that when making the pic :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# pffft...................who'll strike first?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# I'm not sure about Labour's new "honesty" campaign....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# haha
my exact thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# "Kraven The Hunter: A Cautionary Tale"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# aaarrrrrggghhhh!!!! *runs away*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
*that's gotta be a click* morning smasher!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Ninj! You big hunk of love!
How's tricks?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I think I've pulled my Achilles...
...:( how's you sir?:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Ouchety ouch ouch ow!
That's gotta hurt!
I'm fine ta. Muddling along....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# no idea what's going on here :D
but have a click
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# PHWOAR!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
So, what exactly, are the rules to cheese penis?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# The one with the most cheese, at the end of the game, wins.
at the end of the game wins.:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:27, archived)
# oh Darling
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# heh heh...."cheese penis"?...with Milliband?
...*feels bit sicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Now that's what I call Tripping Balls
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Hehehe
He haz turkey breasts:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# SCROTE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Best. Description. Ever
Good image too :) Ed Balls is a constant supply of mirth!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# haha
"Get in the back of the van!"

That is one of my favourite movie scenes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# :) Brought back into the spotlight by the glorious Swedemason!
This, incase someone hasn't seen it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# haha fantastic, I hadn't seen that
Swedemason is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)
# this is the greatest link description ever
and I clicked 'I like this!' before I'd seen the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# pfft
I feel people with talent-filters like you are the reason why Britain's Got Talent is so popular.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha
now I wish the pic had been a dog doing tricks*


*things dogs do anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# This.
Very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Heheheh.
Can't click the link (this is a company laptop after all), but the idea of batlike cocks cannot fail to amuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# it's just turkey, you fucking lightweight
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# bootiful!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# mmm turkey drummers

*cough*

4-1? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# haha
also, Caley will be up again to join you boys next season, can't wait*





*for them to go straight back down
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# haha
yes. I wasn't overly surprised either. *shrug*

I think it's probably just so we can win the league at your rickety stadium, rather than having it sewn up before the split :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# haha yea wouldn't surprise me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha! O_o
top decription too
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Smooth..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# you seen the new spidey game "Shattered Dimensions"?
they're using the Noir redesign for one of the dimensions (US Depression era spidey) looks great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v463-fNalQQ
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Dude, that is solid win.
I'm actually tempted to pick up a pencil for the first time in 12 months & have a scribble.

(this is not a euphemism)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# seen that yesterday...noir and amazing look fab
..is that a fps spiderman at the end?

/talking to myself
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# sorry thought it was a rhetorical question
yes, its been reported that it has first person mode
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# that could be a disaster
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
Bootiful!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Crikey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha! 'ed's shonkily shopped bollocks'
top work *click*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)
# It's not the things you do that tease & wound me bad..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:37, archived)
# would've
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Did.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Got sloppy seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)
# I've seen her foo-foo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)
# That's nice
but don't call me foofoo again!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:47, archived)
# oh shut up, foo foo
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Got nuanced thirds.
With a side-serving of exaggerated cheekbones.

*EDIT* Well, at least she once smiled and said hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)
# And how..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha
*spangs*

Also the best American tourist cock up in aaages, 'Are there any good surfing beaches in London?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Did you say "Of course - get down to the Isle of Dogs - it's called that because it's the dogs."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)
# really? really honestly? fuck
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)
# truely.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
# did you say no, but if you get on that bus *there* and get off at the third stop
you'll be in Cornwall and they have a really nice beach.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)
# "Oh, you're from London? Do you know John? He lives in London"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# "Oh yeah, John! I know him. He says you're a twat"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I've actually had that on a plane before.
Except with Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Must have been the same guy I was talking to on a bus in NYC..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# I hope you did what I did
and pretended that you did know them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# John? Sure. We were at school together. Great guy. Have you known him long?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# When you say long...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# *drops smoke bomb & vanishes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I hope you said yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Click'd
Not as good as the Sugarbabes' version, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:41, archived)
# *eyes widen*
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# *prepares devices*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)
# hahah! Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)
# hold on a moment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
# *holds*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Neck erections!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)
# I understahhnd
Tha the neck erection wirr happen before June the 3ld.

/Lacist blog
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# *translates*
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:17, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
the source pic of EB really does remind me of Alan B'Stard
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)
# more like piers fletcher-dervish, no?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)
# hmmm.. I think you're right, I think it's the bizarre wide eyes thing looked very rik mayall, but he does really look like that troughton fellow...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Alan,
are you talking about illithit thexth?

Yes, I am, Piers. The best kind. *Leers*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:12, archived)
# ning!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Nings P'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Reed Richards has really let himself go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha
that's rather nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# haha...what a great meme this is turning into
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# re: the malware report - FYI
Hi - D -

This morning b3ta.com/board was being blocked by google for reports of malware.

The actual problem was images from your domain - thekraken.me.uk

To make the board functional for everyone else I've temporarily hidden your account - this means your profile / posts will not show on the site.

Once google has removed your warning get in touch and I'll unhide you.

Rob
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# :P
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)
# YOUR COMPUTER IS INFECTED!
CLICK HERE TO RUN A FREE SCAN!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Does anyone actually visit b3ta anymore?!
EDIT: In other news I have the fluffy Rotating Wobbly Hat popping round for a cuppa and a chat today:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:11, archived)
# say hello from me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# nope, and I'm a bot anyway. I just have an impressive vocabulary file.
;D

edit: I don't think I have ever knowingly met a b3tan in the wild before.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# You may have an impressive vocabulary
but I have a huge diction!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:16, archived)
# *ba-dum tish!*
We should end the routine on a music-hall song
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Wait a minute
Where's mi washboard?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Well, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He's got facking cancer
Now what you fink of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# My old man's a Duke
He wears a dukal hat
He's never met the working class
Or seen a council flat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Ooooaaaaaaw,
My old man's a dustman
He's got cancer too
Silly fackin' arsehole
He's got it up his flue

(Not original btw, folks - I'm quoting Derek & Clives's 'Come Again')
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Mine was Spitting Image:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Well, there's something to buy, then.
Even better than free jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Hide the prog rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:14, archived)
# hide your pets
and say hello from me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Why would I say hello to your pets from you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:18, archived)
# they like that sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# my computer's cock is leaking green stuff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Good.
Sounds like you're ready to sign up to b3ta.
Oh, hang on a se-
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Best chat up line evah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Here on /board we like to see pictures.
Noob
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:38, archived)
# poor - D - :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Simples. Had to get it out of my head before killing it with hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Now I'm not violent by nature,
but Hazel... aw, shucks. *commits unpleasant acts of social hygiene*

Vile. Vile. Vile. Despicable.

(This isn't a dis of the pic, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Now once I've hit you with this here spanging pan, I'm off to hit Blears with a club. A spiked club. Repeatedly.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Take a ticket
join the queue.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)

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