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[challenge entry] Obscure enough?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# We will fight them on the beaches?
Merry candles!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Cheers
Filename
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# yes
that's obscure enough!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# You're not wrong O_O
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Kinky . . . also !
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# :D Cheers
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# *filenames*
wow, "obscure jokes" wouldn't be a bad image challange.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# You're on fucking fire!

happy b3taday
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# HBDBLD!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Thanks all :)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Merry Candle Event!
and I'll ask Jude :)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# happy candleday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# yay ...
Happy candles.....
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ommmmmmmmmmmm...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:51, archived)
# *uses mittens*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Would those mittens be...
*looks around nervously*

...thumbless?

*blushes*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Fucking hippies!!!! Fuck off!
...
...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
#
*sidles closer*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
#
...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
#
*hugs*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Begone hairy ones...!!!...
...*leaves*.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Oooh, where'd you get that incense?

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Got them from a guy in Mcleod Ganj,...
...he gives them away with every deal.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles got off on.

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Smokes well too!
:D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Oh Man
I was only looking at pictures of Mcleod Ganj, Triund and Bhagsu earlier today.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Drawn on yellow post-it notes at work, stitched together and coloured in Photoshop ..
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived)
# A productive day at work. I like it.
How do you pronounce those names?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# no idea
but I like writing the letters.

Thinking about it, the odd letter may be some kind of soft "D" sound ..
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# that's a thorn
it's pronounced like the th- in thorn.

the d with a stroke through it is an eth. it's pronounced like the -th in with. (ie this one's voiced.)


edit: fuck me i'm boring. sorry about that.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Yay that's how I was reading it!
You're not boring at all.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# I am when I swap into lecture mode
Thank God I stopped before I started pointing out that "Ye Olde Shoppe" would be pronounced "The Old Shop" or, at a stretch, "The Olduh Shoppuh".

I'd upload a picture to make amends but the internet connection I'm stealing tonight is rubbish.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I knew that
but whether because of my Danish father giving me an interest in the Norse or the fact the best player in Championship manager 3 was Andri Sigþórsson ( who never made it in real life ) we shall never know.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# That sure burns his neck !
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)
# þÓRþUR!!!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Pyle!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Lols!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:26, archived)
# sitting on the edge of the pit
wasting tiiiiiime.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Thats deeply perverse
Nice work
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:43, archived)
# ahthankyou
i do have some previous for this sort of thing :)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)
# It's jolly nice
Glad to know if I start posting again I won't be the only one doing arty stuff.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:52, archived)
# there are a few of us :)
whats the ba in btw? graphics or illustration (or something else)?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Graphic design :)
It's so much fun. I was told getting a degree was supposed to be a difficult, frustrating and incredibly boring process. So not true :)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# if i may ask
where are you doing it?
(i just got accepted onto a couple of illustration ba's and am trying to pick now)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Oooh, I did a year of illustration.
I'm at Plymouth College Of Art now, but I did a year (ish...) of Illustration at Plymouth uni. Really wasn't the right degree for me, and as nice as the rowland levinsky building looks, it was a bleak shell inside, so I left for across the road. Best decision I ever made, there's something very comforting about going to a specialist art school.

Where are you applying to? If you want any advice feel free to gaz me :)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
#
portsmouth, southampton (the solent one), ruskin (in cambridge) and brighton.
eliminated the first two, but i'm now stuck between the latter two.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Brighton is supposed to be very good
I was looking at applying there. And I know it's not the main reason you go to uni, but do see where you can see yourself living and how much there is to do/how inspiring the surrounding area is. Brighton has sea and nightlife and all those good (but distracting) things. Cambridge, while beautiful (and filled with awesome shops) can be a bit sleepy.

And be prepared to spend a bloody fortune on materials. The list I got was terrifyingly large.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Don't jump!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:44, archived)
# good point
he might land on his head
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# I thought for a sec that he'd ripped his cock and balls off!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha :D
that would have made him just a tad better endowed than my characters tend to be
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I find them quite realistic
unfortunately
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Not ahead of the stares !
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# your work is spectacular
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
#
:) thank you doctor
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Creepy...
Has me thinking "There can be only one"..
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)
# ouch
I don't know what's going on but it scares me.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# everything goes according to plan then
*cackle*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# I like this kind of thing

please continue
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# two wrongs
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Way too !
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# hahahaha
Always winning the biscuit game
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# i love the floaty shaky movement
nice
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:53, archived)
# I also have a still version.......suitable for framing...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Perfect,
My Mum's 60th birthday present sorted!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:35, archived)
# ja!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Haha!

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# ban this filth NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*never been so disgusted*.....:D:D:D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure I understand this challenge
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
# heheh
works for me
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# GO !
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# OG!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# GO!OG
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:34, archived)
# *goes "og!"*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Hahaha...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Reminds me of something...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMbHfMl2tMU

Nobody ever noticed i played with the signs at the end. Perhaps they didn't watch that long...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Way to GO !
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Tops (just kidding)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived)
# sotp
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:53, archived)
# EMIT RAMMEH!

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Ok, you asked
Here's something for you all to make, if you're bored enough. It's a little taster from the calendar I've been working on for my BA. If any of you do make it, please gaz me, I'll be looking for pictures and stuff and could do with some feedback.



Click for bigger (32 kb)

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:24, archived)
# SugarSpunSpaceMobileYays :)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
# You!
Hello!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Me :)
hi *wave*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:53, archived)
# It's very nice but I won't do it unless you put dotted lines to cut around.
I hope your BA likes it, he ain't gettin' on no plane today.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# A BA in space mobiles?
What an awesome degree!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Intriguing Project !
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Ever wished someone gave you an activity book and dressed it up enough to make it mature and cool?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Yes . . . yes I have . . . ta !
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Oh I dunno, I got one of these for my birhday...
www.amazon.co.uk/AK47-Paper-Gun-Model-Kit/dp/3899551982
Probably not cool, but iconic in it's own way. I made a right pig's ear of assembling it though!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)
# That....is.....AWESOME
I'm so getting that for my boyfriend for his birthday.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:53, archived)
# AstroMobileRocketStarTastic ;-)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# I would love to make this......
But I have beer to drink !
Awesome tho !
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Looks good :)

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] From the University of Sophisticated Political Commentary



(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:16, archived)
# That poster is smeared all over Cornwall
I spent the weekend wandering round thinking it was for The BNP.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# It was driving to the Lizard that made me think of it...!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Haha!
Go south-west *High-fives*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Shlap!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# heh
I'm in Cornwall just for the day

it's nice here
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
# The weather's spectacular just up the road.
Get off b3ta and go get some scrumpy :)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# I've got wine
and I can see the masts in Penryn harbour
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:34, archived)
#
It is isn't it? BNP light then.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 Birds and one very big stone
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Topical
I like.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# DUCK !
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
# hehe!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# indeed!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Arf.....
Penny just dropped..!!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:02, archived)
# This turns me on more than it should
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# what about the essential rolling step?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
#
*picks nose*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
# ....and letting it"mature"
tch! these young 'uns have no idea
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Wicked !
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# pff
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# just further on is Droopy Lane
you'll know when you get there
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# See Alice
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# howay!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Reet splindid...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# :D
Delightful.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# I'v not seen you post in ages......
Are you still doing your most excellent pictures?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Of sorts
I'm a designery type these days. About to graduate so there hasn't been much opportunity to draw my head nonsense. Bits and bobs though.

I might dig up something up for you all tonight. WHY NOT.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I hope you do.....
I knew from the few times I had seen you post, that you were busy with work and stuff......
You had a great style and your pictures were always a real treat.....
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Why thankyou :)
I'll have a dig around. Maybe a little taster of the calendar I've been working on...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Looks forward to it :-)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
# cor, 'ello SSS
I thought I'd gone back in time
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Nah, I'm being old school this week
The boyfriends just got a new job and the degree work is dying down so I'm taking a bit of internet time. I've done sod all for 2 days. Oops...

How's things here? Is HappyToast still about?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# aye, same as ever
Toasty still about, yup :)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Wow!
Hello.

www.b3ta.com/board/10003584 may well apply to you.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Pffft
Being a student got in the way of my internetting. What can I say, I like the pub.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# I think I can condone this attitude
I can't believe my student days were ten years ago. I WANT TO GO BACK. Chiefly for the pub. And the pork scratchings. And the beer. And the dart board right by the steps to the toilet.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Smashin'
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] we are on itv tonight :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
# ahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Muggins !
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# *GLEES*
am it fight-night?.............to the DEATH? :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# With our boy Ginger Clegg, Yeah?
Got on the bus with my manifesto...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# haha...or"get in the back o' the van"
"get in the back o' the van" :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Thought I told ya that we won't stop...we won't stop...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# my door is perfectly clam
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# hmmm
me old deja vu's kicking in
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Related pearost

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:32, archived)
# I imagine this to to make a noise like aaaahhhhhaaahhhahhaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahaahahaaahah!!!!!!!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Yes - and it's waving its arms too!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
# :-D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# :-)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Rings a bell !
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# well, it's certainly correct
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# needs more cdc
edit: :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# :P
:)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
#

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# HAPPY GODDAMN B3TA DAY!

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(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Joke Please!
My girlfriend broke up with me and I don’t want to cry. Can you help me to ease the pain? How about posting some good jokes?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:16, archived)
# I bet you posted no images on her board too...
...if you know what I mean.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# *cliiiick*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# the "i"s have it
:)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# :-D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# I love "i"s me
:D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Why not just talk(board) to her
A bloke and his girlfriend walk into a bar....
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# look on the bright side, you're on the internet, therefore the girlfriend was only a figment of your imagination
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)
# ahahahaha
it's funnyman coz so it's true
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Not necessarily.
It's entirely possible that she was a 40 year old trucker called Dave.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# ahhh, the long distance (trucker) relationship
doomed for disaster from the start
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# He got off lightly
Most trucker relationships end with a rusty spanner to the back of the skull and a shallow grave.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Hey, there's still time.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# REPOST THREAD!


For no reason
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# I just found this in my B3tards


I think it's appropriate here.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# *blows dust off* i found this
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# WTF is that?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# its cyril sneer with a leaky cock nose giving rita some cum, because there is no soap available in evergreen forest
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# well that clears that up :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# the racoons!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# fuck me
I don't want to know what's happening there.



click pic for big
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# my greatest work ever
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Oh wow
I am overawed
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# there's an odd guy out in this one
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# I SEE HIM
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Woo :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# haha
2 scenes there from Being Freebase
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# school shootings
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:57, archived)
# yes!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Sure, why not

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# these are fucking brilliant
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Booze
lots and lots of booze.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Followed by a takeaway....
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
#
are you meant to be invisible or are you some kind of super new word?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# I miss typed it when I first joined.....
And that many people commented on it, that I stuck to my guns and never corrected it!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# I can see this
being life-affirming for you.

/pulls up chair

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# STILL NOT B&,WTF!?!?!??!?!
this cunt has been posting unshopped images for the last 3 months

EDIT:1 month and 21 days, seems longer somehow
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Well,
at least there is no unshopped picture. It's improvement!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# now he just needs to find the 'talk' button
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# He knows
and has posted on there, it appears.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# hmmm blah blah blah blah blah
sorry, edited
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# to be honest they would cum in their pants, they love an excuse to "flame" even more than anyone on /main does
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# We shall see
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# I'm really warming to them
It's a beautiful reaction
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
# He's only been a member for a month and a half!
ZING! ;)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Why don't you make one up yourself funny man?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# make up a girlfriend?
he just has, but he's so bad at it, she dumped him
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# For fuck's sake. How can you not get how this place works by now?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# don't worry - the anger will soon set in
and you can spend many a happy hour slagging her off on facebook and posting indecent pictures of her on the interweb with the word 'slag' written across it.

Also: women eh? *tuts*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# username is not apt
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Well,
I'm laughing at him.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# you're a cunt. that's why she broke up with, because you're a cunt.
geddit?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:32, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# what's got two legs
and is not getting laid this week?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# bigga
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Man walks into a bar
and starts to cry and mewl because he's just realised his ex-girlfriend will be sucking off another man soon, and she'll really enjoy it.

Badum-TISH!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# You're a cunt.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Sorry to be so late to this thread
but I was shagging your ex. She said you never read the FAQ for that either...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# As usual...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Equal rights for teh kangaroos!

(p.s., comporoast)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:03, archived)
# where's Oco's "best road-sign ever" roast when we need him?
no disrespect to yours....eez gud:D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Too right! I sodding love Kangeroos
Photobucket

Compo Repost
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Ah! Have a non antonymical(?!) pea

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# don't interfere, they like being tied down
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# doubly so
add a sign and you can compo it too!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# And a Whale :-)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# on stilts....
don't forget the stilts!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Compo mashup
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Saw that...thought of this...
Sorry.

Photobucket
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Arf!
and EEP!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived)
# i loved it
when they were speaking to some woman about not knowing how long it'd be erupting for. when she said that last time it went on for 18 months, i have to admit that i laughed
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# I have missed all this ash nonsense
because I've gone to Cornwall


/gone to Cornwall blog
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:03, archived)
# it's not bothering me
i'm too far north
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# I thought that's where most of it was?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:12, archived)
# no, clear skies here
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Did you hear the BBC Radio 4 News at 5?
There were reactions from people around the country and some quick witted guy, when asked by the interviewer said "We asked for our money back and this is what they sent us." Brilliant!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
oh, i can see that doing the rounds on youtube :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
#
CASH
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Haha
I geddit
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# If only we could sell little bags of black ash;-)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:09, archived)
# you can
it's very good for the garden
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Haha.....
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Works well with a knowledge of black country lingo :)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Good Grief!
What is that creature on the right?

It's horrible!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# it's a big fucking pair of tits
on a pig
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# it's just wrong!
But yours is the pithier description.

:)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# it is wrong
plastic tits are rubbish
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# much harder to dispose of the body too
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Call 'Victor the Cleaner'
;-)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# ^ This

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# check:squirrel....check:tits
all in order!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# check:seams
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Can't help feeling that The Daily Mash had b3tans in mind today...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
# anyone who dresses cats is a cunt
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# hahahaha....Animal Rights??? wtf
dog's clearly having a good tiem:D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# :D
"People talk a lot about animal rights, but don't animals have a right to look hot?"

Ah, DailyMash...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# true!
they tried to stop bears dancing too....the bastards...everyone knows bears love dancing!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# bwahaha!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I believe it goes by the name of
Jodie Marsh...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# You still probably would
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# I would
but I'd call her a cab about half way through
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# with a fucking axe
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# You shame all Charlton fans everywhere :P
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Ha! As if I could make it any worse!
Besides...it's been a while. Any port in a storm and all that.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# To continue your metaphor,
it'd be like sailing a small* dinghy into Portsmouth harbour.


* and this is no reflection on you, sir.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# I was going to say...
...More like a Cruise liner, but still in the Atlantic.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# it would be easier just to wrap her minge around you and then wank yourself off
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# o_0
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# like you've never done that
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# I think you and I were in there together at one point
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# damn - I just thought I had found a new technique
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
what are you doing tomorrow night?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Whenever man makes a breakthrough...
...his first thought is usually, "Can I put my penis in it?"
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# haha
it so is
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# It's certainly a lot more difficult
with wind and tide against you...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Oh hush your whinging!
We'll be back in the championship before you know it.

I rather fear a Play Off final against millwall though. I would expect Wembley to resemble Chernobyl afterwards.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I also fear this...
...I'd go...in full riot gear.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# The satanic combination of unnatural skin tone & texture, and
massive surgical alteration is just boke-worthy.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# EDIT:
Jodie Marsh Peat Bog
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# *something amusing about even Quagmire not entering Jodie Marsh.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:27, archived)
# All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I am sure it has potential though.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Nothing a good "Badum-Tish!" won't cure
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# giggidy
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# is it ok if i place some CDC on the board?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# it's quiet, why not?
 
I have just found my Dad on Street View playing with his toy train

linky
 
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# wow, that google car is creepy
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Ha! Busted Dad!
And to think, to save the embarassment he was pretending to be having an affair for years ;)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# fine by me:D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# hahahaha, i love how it comes out of all the orifices
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# cockthread...may as well

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# super source!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia8hddxLQlo

for the skilled video grabber!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# give me a few mins
no, not for that :)


done, no spluffage though
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom!
there will be spluffage!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# i don't think id last as long as he has
:D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one for a while
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Surf's Up !
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# ris
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Nope, you've lost me :(
EDIT: Oh, somewhere that is clearly NOT Glasgow. Of course ;)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# glasgow is notoriously damp and rainy and far from a beach
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# *demands deposit back*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# too late for that
they've already had it down the offie and got some tins of tennants super, a bottle of bucky and then nipped next door for a black pudding supper.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Salcoats and Ayr are jist doon the road
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Why go to Ayr when you can go to Govan?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# made a nice job tidying up the Gorbals
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I may be wrong....
but i'm pretty sure the pond in the botanics wasn't that big before...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)

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