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[challenge entry] Good news at last
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# No answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Threadjack.
My evening's viewing is mapped out. Are you jealous? ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# No.
I have never been obsessed with wasting my time on science. I leave that to the scientists. Now Maths however, that is cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Maths is the queen of the sciences, you tit!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Maths is even more than that
It's a language AND a science.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Yeah, a language for bastards.
Oh, so a 'color' and a 'label' are both numbers? Fuck you, graph theorists!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Graph theory isn't maths, that's just playing around with crayons
AND NOTHING EULER CAN SAY WILL CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE. Hmmph.

Actually I really liked graph theory, probably because it involved playing around with crayons. I remember one module I liked even more, which we called "taxicab geometry", it's where you work with a totally discrete 2D geometry where the only parts that exist are the intersections of gridlines. Then you see what happens to normal geometry. Circles become tilted squares, ellipses become diamonds, parabolae become weird things like parallel tracks with a triangle stuck on the end, and hyperbolae are boringly little changed.

That was fantastic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Euler is old school. It's all about Erdös nowadays...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Erdos is old school
nowadays its all about Terrence muthafucking Tao.

Green-Tao theorem. Epic.
Ben Green lectured me.
(chriky, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Hmm.
So it's like an embedding of geometry in a discrete grid er... topology thing.

Sounds a bit like chemical graph layout, except that is usually a hexagonal grid.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Yep.
No idea what it's properly called. I thought it would be discrete geometry but I bought the Schaum outline of discrete geometry and...... it was gash, nothing to do with it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:43, archived)
# I prefer graph theory and the like to...
statistics
Oh how I loathe statistics and probability.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# ^ This
The stats and probability half of my A level was modular. I did the exams and then burned the notes. I have, of course, spent the ensuing 15 years of my life first doing quantum mechanics, which is basically continuous probability theory patched onto classical mechanics patched onto linear algebra, and then doing a PhD in what was meant to be general relativity and turned out to be a bunch of fucking STATISTICS.

I take great pride in the fact that I have a PhD in, effectively, statistics and am about to put out another paper with the word "statistics" in the title, have taught "statistical" mechanics to Masters level and still don't have the faintest fucking clue what statistics is all about.

I am also aware that probably no-one will read this reply given that it's about 90 minutes late. But I don't care. That's how we geeks roll.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
# I read it
but I'm a geek too.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Also, colour!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# ah but so is music
music is science, art and language
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Not convinced about the science bit of that
but I've seen Howard Goodall banging on about frequencies, lengths of pipe and the ilk so I'll accept it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Mystery science theatre is not science!
it's old b-movies, with added piss-ripping!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# MST3K is great.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# never a truer word spoken.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# You'll be glad to know we've got 'wasting our time on science' down to a fine art.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# True dat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Actually yes, extremely
I've never watched any MST3K. My internet connection at home is now shit, chiefly because I'm stealing it from someone two floors beneath me, so I can't even download any until I pull my finger out :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# you are the worst kind of thief.
a shit one ;)

I may have time to sort a DVD for you too (waiting on the rest of the series to arrive ) if you have no problem giving me an address to send to.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Haha a shit *and* a lazy thief
I'm rubbish.

Don't worry about a DVD -- I live in Oslo which probably isn't the most convenient place to chuck DVDs to. I'll just have to wait till my home connections back up and then start torrenting, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Up to you.
it's no problem to me. My GF lives in Washington and I send her stuff regularly. Sent DVD's to Aus, Canada and South Africa recently. I'm more than happy to oblige on the movie/ tv show front.

I just don't do fancy printed covers, I'm not selling them in the pub ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# MST3K is epic win.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# BA-DUM-FUCKING-TISH
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Teh lolz!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# 2 teh maxx.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You fuck :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# What's with the odd writing, Mu?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# oh good you can see it too
I thought my eyes were fucked
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# I assume hes trying
and succeeding, to be very irritating
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# sorry, but it is

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# "Sorry wasp box"?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Sorry Wasp Box
Actually. Capitals man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Sorry Mu :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Stop being a dick Mu :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# I think it's funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# I'm not a dick :( don't call me a dick, you dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# You're such a DICK Mu!
/ac surprisingly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# RIS? :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# shit and giggles?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# left tit...
no, I get lost after left tit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Hahaha! Oh yes!
Tits! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# I could be *something* and old lhed al ....something something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# You got "shit" right in the other one, but not in this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
# My babelfish is acting erratically.
THAT'S RIGHT, THE ONE IN MY EYES.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# I WANT GURNET BLOB WITH EGGMENT FOR I AM
KRISS AKABUSI JELLY TIME FOR ANTS


easy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
# YOU CRACKED MY CODE!
SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Oh you :D
I giggled.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:14, archived)
# haha
jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# dammit, it's the long hair and beard isn't it?
as soon as I don't need facial hair for artistic purposes I'm shaving
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# It'd help if you came down off that pond

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# cod in breadcrumbs all right for dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely way to end the day
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# ahahaha!
scroll her head off the screen and her t-shirt looks shocked
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# nice
now I don't know which 'version' I like better.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:34, archived)
# You'll be able to buy them on Camden Market by the weekend
next to the Threadless fakes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# She'd still be beautiful if she hadn't been attacked by
that cunting Irishman, Al O'Pecia.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# nah.
ahe was still fat and moon-faced long before the baldness hit her.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# How fucking dare you!
You are the reason I fucking hate gingers :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# it seems you hate
gingers and balders. I can't win.

Seriously, she had 6 months of looking fair in Maxim and then Whoop, there it is, big fat, Scottish bloater. Deep-fried everything is to blame. In fact I think she succumbed to the baldness from a reaction to too much batter on her ice-cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# I have nothing against balders, as well you know!
I am one myself.

And what do you have against Scottish cuisine? It was ace the last time I was up there!

Roast heart of Venison with a raspberyy Jous

Veal steaks with a Confit of Rabbit and Spring Greens

MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)
# horrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# But so fucking tasty!
You must bear in mind that I spent from the minute I arrived in Kings Cross until I got back to Eltham drinking :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Well...on a similar theme
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Fingermouse

Goddam fingermouse, Wendy.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Everything I know, I learned from fingermouse.

1. Fingering mice is fun.

That is the only thing I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# sup bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Knob off!
I replied to you below. Talk to that, or talk to nothing :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# what's on his other hand?
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
#
on in

A: His cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# No you're thinking of me
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Ditto! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# All we need is a biscuit and we've got ourself a public school
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Nearly home time
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# that is so hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Oi! Why are you here prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# This'll ground him.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Someone needs to lay off the fags.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# excellent!
I love that chap on his 1930s* style motorbike


*whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Well the Nazis could sure make bikes
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Doogie rev!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# nice chopper
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I've come over all nostalgic for the Adventure Game now
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Niiiiiiiiiice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Hehe
Very good *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# The eyes have it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Nice eyes :DD
(herman:D, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# The eyes are a dead giveaway !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# wow that's great
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't believe i'm the only person to notice this


Maybe the speed camera signs are based on these?
(Virulent Horizon HAY LOOK LAZER BEAMS, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I always thought that's what they were
or is it meant to work both ways?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Might be, I honestly have no clue why they chose that symbol
Other than it looks like a camera, but then they could just use a polaroid
(Virulent Horizon HAY LOOK LAZER BEAMS, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# I made one of those a bit ago


Never got round to finishing it though :(
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The joke is Crystal Meth
(Virulent Horizon HAY LOOK LAZER BEAMS, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# catnipp?




.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# It MUST be true! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I just spazzed down,
it appears that you and I have mutually golden showered each others' minds :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# its a moment of urine soaked beauty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Yay!
Thanks to recent postings, I actually know what this means now!
Gosh, I feel like a real b3tan... :D
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Nice one catnipppp! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# The joke is phenethylamine?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# I think it's the Hedgehog from Hell poisoning children with mercury.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# catnippppppppppppppppppppppppp?


.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Where the fuck have you been you prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# In Australia!
And...NEW ZEALAND.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# haha NZ!
it's like the land that time forgot, with Neanderthals who ride motorcycles.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# What the fuck are you doing back ginge?
It just dawned on me, you're like Charles Kennedy, with the hair and the drinking, but without the being likable ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# I don't have any hair again.
And what has it got to do with you, cock gobbler?

I went to Tesco for the old recycling earlier. 247 items and 211 of them beer cans. I don't know whether to feel proud or ashamed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# You should feel ashamed.
Because the other 36 were wine bottles. You fucking homo! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# They were
mostly. ( some were soda water bottles too, but not fucking many!)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Soda Water bottles?
I am disappointed :(

Have you seen the first Treme episode yet? What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I have not seen it and
I have no intention of seeing it. Should I? I'm thinking not.

I have had enough with the first few AWFUL episodes of V.

At least I have Walter to keep me sane. www.savewalterwhite.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# You really should!
It is fucking fantastic, well, judging by the first episode.

Potentially the best thing David Simon has done in my opinion.

I haven't caught up on this season of BB yet, but rest assured I shall. Everyone seems to be getting obsessed with it now that it is on UK TV. But you and I know that we were the trailblazers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# I'll let you know when I've changed my seedbox
which should be soon. I took my current one thinking it was a good deal (500gb space 1Gbit unlimited transfer speed ) and it is, sort of. Until I realised that they won't give me more than 1 FTP account. And it's not like I like you well enough to trust you with my login details you big arse. ;)
My 3 month first contract is up soon so I'll be moving on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Unfortunately at the moment, it would be of no use to me at all.
I am having to download shit surrepticiously. It sucks, but needs must :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# I can knock you up some
DVD's if you put a shopping list together. I have everything as you know, and if I don't, heads will roll and I'll soon have it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Fuck!
You actually travelled out of the mountains, into Sydney, and now NZ? Crazy shit! How's acadaemia treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# you know, this is a little catnipppppppppy
but...

it's missing that vital catnipppness
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# not enough clone stamp.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I'm catnipping the above image right now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# you mean 'may contains nuts'?
he was only angry because the illuminati torched his caravan
/trufax
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# CHANNELLING THE POWER OF CROCODYLUS PONTIFLEX
The conspiracy is the oldest profession, lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# *wallpapers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Oh wow, I submit to you
Take my family, take them
(Virulent Horizon HAY LOOK LAZER BEAMS, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I can't man
incase THEM follow me!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# needs moar chemtrails ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# no chemtrails until saturday
due to an icelandic geological conspiracy to steal our fish!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# of course!
how terribly remiss of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# he's still
taking random images from google, pasting them together (badly) and calling it his 'art'.

Not seen much on the chemtrail front recently, but then I've hardly been looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# perhaps they got to him?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I do hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# He had a picture on his photobucket account that "proved" he was abducted by aliens.
It was a smear of blood on a pillow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# pfft.
the poor twat got his period and had no friends to explain it to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Shit I got abducted by aliens the other night
during Mrs. V's rag week
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# isn't them getting to him what caused er
no I'm confused

which them?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Speed checks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# O HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Echo Station 3T8, we have spotted Imperial walkers..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# PUNY HUMANS

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# "Windmills do not work that way!"
Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# This is clever!
But I don't know why your moon has a bumhole!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# lolpiss
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha, you can see that moon's bum hole :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Decaying rectal orbit..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Future trafficking is picking up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# They get everywhere!
They get everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! geekchic, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Hot Java !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# :)
Took me a good while, that one.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# fake
there'd be at least one on each side and maybe an extra bookshop outlet at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# ^ This, probably x2
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] wheel spin time
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# It was such a Sonny day too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Do you belive in life after crash?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# That and . . . crash after life !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] First ever compo entry...

(I helped save b3ta! crispy duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Hahahaha I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# this works :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Practical !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Yay!
Rearranged sign in hostel may years ago

Toilets
Showers

=

Shites or towels
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Brown's poor vision strikes again.
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I didn't even notice Cameron had been changed at first! Well spotted :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# HAhahahahahah
I have no idea why I'm laughing anymore.

*Sobs*
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# *points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Goes into Chris Crocker mode
LEAVE CENARIS ALONE!

:D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Zalgo?
he comes!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# ITV really are shit at tv shows aren't they :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I watched News at 10 for the first time in years last night....
It's even worse than Kaplinsky on Five
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# It's just The Mirror: Live
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# DAVID CAMERON
sorry, I thought I was allister stewart for a second. I'm off to go drink drive.
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# DAVID CAMERON
DAVID CAMERON
DAVID CAMERON
DAVID CAMERON
THANK YOU MR BROWN
DAVID CAMERON
DAVID CAMERON!

what a twat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# God that was annoying
Randomly interjecting to give someone else a go

MISTER CLEGG!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I think he wants to be that mad hatter robot out of futurama
CHHHAAAAAANNNGEEEE PLACESSSSSSSSSSSS!
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Or Mike Reid
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRunaround (or whatever it was)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# It was Runaround.
I won a camera. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Happily
I haven't the slightest clue
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# It made me laugh the couple of times last night
that Alistair Stewart was trying to sound just like Sheriff John Bunnell!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# "They all wanted to get into Number 10
and they have.... in D Block."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# "I'm oot"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# I love the way they have mixed up the colour order between the two sets behind them
LOOK HOW WE DO NOT FAVOUR ANY PARTY (but we're still putting cameron centre stage)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I think it was so that in 16:9 each leader was framed by their party colours
however, thanks to my gash 4:3 set, this effect was lost on me.

Well done ITV.
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# you might be right
in which case I'm pretty sure it didn't work in 16:9 either!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Icelands response to our request for our money back was elaborate.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Found this ad in the newsletter

Right click and save as if you want a copy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Biting satire!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# My Family Guy DVD thanked me for helping the british film industry
I still haven't worked out how buying an American show, distributed by an American company has helped the british film inductry
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# The Chinese guy down the pub thanked me for buying Shutter Island the other night
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] It really exists
(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Unfortunately so
Some people have far too much time on their hands:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A404_road

I mean, come on...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahaa that's fantastic!
Wikipedia rocks my world.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Yup
It's a very useful road because when visiting by brother-in-law I have to come off the M40 and remember to take the A308(M) and not the A404(M), a mistake avoid by KNOWING that the A404 is not really there.
(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] POW SUKKUH
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I can see my house from there
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Yup.. Every time...
.... I drove past that sign, I'd chuckle to myself.

haha, a404 ... road not found
(welsh git finally has a friend called Dave..., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# for you
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue424/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# for me?
yays!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# And ME?
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# And you and you, and wha-babaaaaaa ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# and you and you and ba ba bah ba ba bahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCP_xu18k8
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# oh you bastard
i've not even clicked the link and that's gonna be in my head all day
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Thank you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Awwwww
You shouldn't have! Very kind.

But we didn't get you anything!

What would you like, Rob? :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# anyone else got it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Lol :DDDD
(herman:D, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# haha
on that note, Facebook just suggested I become friends with Melinda Messenger. It's a Swindon thing I think
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# probably is, in a roundabout way
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hehe
from some long forgotten compo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I'm sure there was one of these in Hemel Hempstead too.
Is it still there?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Hemel Hempstead, why yes
it has existed as a settlement since the 8th century and was granted its town charter by King Henry VIII in 1539
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# *repeated forehead desk interface*
Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Ha ha pedantry of the finest kind
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# hehe
although they tried to blow it up a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# haha
there is and in Colchester and I've driven on them all - not intentionally - I'm not this guy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Shopped photos only....
...oh wait, that gag doesn't work here
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# maybe it will ask you to be friends with Andy Partridge, then
that would be cool
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# his tits aren't as nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I'd vote for that.
XTC ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Can't say
I have...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Oh yes. I've got it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Very much sir!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Yaaay, I was waiting for you to post
Now my return to b3ta is worthwhile.

That's...delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# hello missy
how's you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I'm awesome thanks Mr Toast
Nearly a graduate, how exciting.

How's you? Good to see you're still drawing. As if you'd ever stop.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I'm ok, keeping busy
the usual
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Itchy itchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# ha ha he's contemplating something!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha \o/
you ever decide to put out a book of these?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# ^this
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# There is a folder on my desktop with about 70% of a Reflected Loaf book in it...
I just can't find the time to pull the strings together and finish it :(
Edit: I feel bad enough that people keep emailing me wanting cards made available, I keep promising I will eventually, but no action on that either....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Well...
1) Quit your job
2) Loads of time: finish book
3) ...
4) Profit and millions!

:)



Edit: That, or send the folder through to me. I'll do all the work in exchange for 20% of said profits. No, maybe 30%. And a pint of good bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# ha ha Cheers for the offer, :)
Tempted, but I know my control-freakery would mean I just couldn't leave you alone. It's summat I'll have to brace myself and clear a block of time to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Pah!
I was looking forward to that pint of beer! :(

If another year goes by I'll pester you again, and my position will only be that much stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I admire your persistence
But if do ever want a beer, get your ass to Lincolnshire some time and I will galdly stand you a few pints of Batemans. (local brew)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Batemans is excellent stuff
Be warned, when I next find myself in Lincolnshire I'm hunting you out so that I can claim beer, bitch about Reflected Loaf and jealous at you for your job.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Cool Gaz, me if you ever get over this way
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I'm not called Gaz
But yes, I will. Since I currently live in Norway I can't say when this will be, but *something* will surely take me to Lincolnshire in the next year or so.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# well I have NOW
and i'm still trying to work out if you goatse'd that artwork you did for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# not deliberately or that I can see! which frame?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# 3rd - the gaping maw of furry doom
I'm actually hoping you did as its genius! I'll send you a finished copy when the whole thing is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I think you'll find thats just his mouth :D
you've clearly seen too much goatse in your lifetime, I recommend a pint of mind bleach each night before bed for a fortnight
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I know, its a worrying sign
zummerzet coider will have to do
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Fridays are always extra hectic and full of shit for me.
In the park at lunchtime, I watched a crow grab and, very slowly, kill a pigeon and then eat its innards. At one point it wondered off with the head in its beak before coming back for more innards. All the other pigeons just stood about no more than 3 feet away.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# That's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# there were two women also watching
who were torn as to whether to try and save the pigeon, thinking it was dead and then it'd flap around and they'd want to save it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Superb
I am genuinely upset I did not witness this
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I was entranced and would have stopped the women interferring if they'd tried
"It's nature," I would have said, " It's not our place to interfere." I'd have continued.

I didn't know crows killed things, but it was so easy for this one it must do it all the time, it literally just leant over and grabbed a pigeon by the neck. And the wondering off with the head bit demonstrated what a showman that crow is.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I'd have given it a standing ovation
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# much like me at Morrisons at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# 0_o
*not helped by the fact I first read what you wrote as COW! I thought fuggin ell, how hungry was that Cow to eat a pigeon!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Udderly famished
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# That would have been better

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# cor....
I spent my luchtime in the pub, awkwardly making small talk with two guys from the postroom, and watching my batterylife on my phone drain away whilst kepping tabs on B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# after work
you should pop over to Lincoln's Inn Fields and examine the pigeon remains.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I'm very tempted
cos I could do with throwing up right now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I am engorged!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# it was bound to happen sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha
That's the exact way I scratch my winky.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# yep. 2 hours to beer o'clock!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# 42 minutes
and fucking counting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# ^^ this so hard
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# you lucky sod
you pub opens at 4!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaand I'M OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# My winky feels a tingle
I guess that is Friday
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# that'll be the cystitis again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# It's only Friday when you remind yourself of impending bowel and pelvic diseases.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I'm so excited,
and I just can't hide it
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# haha Penii!


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# He's plucking it out from between his teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Granny Floss
Arggh
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I wish I had a granny called Floss
just so I could express fake outrage at that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Waits for Jeremy to pop out of the wheelie bin*

*Click*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# oh my fucking god
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)

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