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[challenge entry] Hohum...
(I helped save b3ta! Pretender, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# I remember when B3ta was full of merriments and Jaffa Cakes
:(
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# fuck off, shitheels.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# YOUR MUM
etc ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# =^''^=
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# *gooses*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Do people still goose people?
And for that matter, what do geese do?
(I helped save b3ta! Pretender, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Female geese end up with bald patches on the backs of their heads
from the male geese hanging on and pulling the feathers out. Brutal birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Well,
we've all been known to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pretender, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# What, pull your girlfriends feathers out?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# "merriments"


Heh. Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# fuck off, shitheels.
POW!, RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# *cries*
Be nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# *goes beserk with dung cannon*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Ach! Der ScheißeSturmKanone!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I have quite liderally no idea what is going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# fuck off, shitheels.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# *prepares firing solution for the Spanging cannon*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# *retreats into nuclear bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! Pretender, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] This is the real reason Cleveland left Quahog
(mister_barfly, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Yay for racists, I can debut this!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# that
disturbs me. It wouldn't surprise me if it were in my dreams tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Gifified this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# sealmess
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Can someone bust out a seamhorse?
It's been years
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# I don't have a horse
:(

I do have this though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# This really happened!
75 million years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Feh!
That was just a small thing 75 million years ago. This was the big cahoonie, 25 billion years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# That'll do
10/10 for use of mad-bastard fiction writers.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Why, thank you
Some guy at some point was asking us to make pictures for him and wanted L Ron Hubbard riding on a unicorn out of a volcano, and shooting lasers at aliens and clam people while some girls looked on.

I thought I'd oblige and spent literally DAYS slaving away.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Well worth the effort
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I'm glad you approve
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# okey doke.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Oh no no no
much too sophisticated for a seam horse!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# More in keeping with the accepted standards?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# :P

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Better send in the specialists!

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# hahahaha
Not seen that un before

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# If nobody else can help, and if you can find them...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha
i tried to control the office lols and probably sounded like i was dying
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Gosh, that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# As you wish.

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# this wins everything
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# this.
SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Yaaaay, loads of them!
That one's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# His slippers are the best bit
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Big hit with everyone :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# The Definitive Horse o' Seams
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Ithankee
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Thought you'd never ask!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Bloody Hell, that's epic!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Thank you.
It was fun to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# There is a curious pleasure to be had in the creation of
Seamshorses.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Yaaay!
I'm in seamhorse heaven
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Haha what the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Pow! Right in the kisser
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
*Click*
With comedy big eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Cleveland kisses with his chest?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I have a favour to ask...
b3ta.com/board/6009687

three and a half years ago I did this fantastic photo of Adolf Blackadder but I then accidently deleted it along with loads of others from flickr and no longer have it, I was wondering if anyone ever saved it to there machines and could give it back to me?
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Hullo Max
I hear your plight - I *might* have a copy of it.. will take a look in the next couple of days to see if I find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Thanks
You're a McChicken Legend. :)
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# My crayon missle pic has dissappeared as well
b3ta.com/board/9487304

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoasted Pie Chart

(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:05, archived)
# You need Pieminister on there
They are the best pies in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# mmmmmm....
moo pie...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Mmmmm.
And Chicken of Aragon mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# matadors rock my world
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# The missus and my self-indulgent Saturday night in typically involves 2 pie minister pies and a dash over to the chippy for 2 chips and a large gravy.
...and generally at least 3 episodes of The Wire.

Mmmm... Sloth...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# God that sounds good
I may do this Saturday for the chap when he finishes work.

And replace The Wire with 24, which we are currently obsessed with
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# No
I am a cunting pearoaster though.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# So how many Pies contain PeaRoast?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I've invented the best snack ever. See below.
Step 1, buy Skittles and a Toffee Crisp choccy bar.
Step 2, push the Skittles into the Toffee Crisp.
Step 3, ???
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Not True...
The best was Jaffa Doughnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# If one is at a BBQ
I can recommend Marshmallow hotdogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
#

* sicks a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Try it, nyom it, huzzah it,
then sick it if you must.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# why would sully a Toffee Crisp in such a heartless, and vile manner?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Skittles can only improve snacks. That's the rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# In Arbroath,
and probably other places near to it, they do macaroni pies.

I'm not kidding. Macaroni cheese inside closed pies. Wonderful stuff.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Round these parts
We sometimes put pies on barmcakes or plain teacakes or muffins or oven bottoms or baps etc.
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Also available deep-fried in batter

seriously
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I like the sound of this.
Lots.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# That couldn't be more Scottish
"What's this? Pasta? New-age shite, stick it in a pie."
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# I've had deep-fried pizza
No batter, unfortunately, but it was deep-fried. It had haggis on it, too. It was seriously juicy, and the first pizza I was able to eat without throwing up.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# All you need to know...
www.cookipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php/Macaroni_pie_%28Scottish%29
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# yes please
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# isn't that a pie rate?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Look Kids, It’s The Plant Man!


Click for bigger (113 kb)
A rare treat indeed, to witness the sultan of shrubs in his natural environment on such a beautiful day!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I'll be darned....
....it's danielgoodm
of Ris he's the king!
Confuses all the B3tans
With puppets, they're his thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:00, archived)
# *applauds*
I would join in, but I'm shit
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
#
THIS IS GOing to make me sound stupid(er), but what's Ris?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
#
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/

And thus it entered the b3ta lexicon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# DICTIONary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
#
ahhh, so it's not necessarily a "good" thing.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Ris?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# This one makes me think of Potty Time
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# hahahaha
Michael Bentine!

that show was weird
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)
# see if you can work out the linked vid
"How is Mr Banerjee?"
"He's not very well"
"Why's that?"
"I exterminated him"
"O you shouldn't have done that."
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# no... no idea what you're on about
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# baffling
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes it is a graph, but they are a subset of infographics, honest
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
#
Length of relationship cock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# That too
I suggested Mrs Sandettie have surgery so her jaw functions much like a snake. Her reply was "Why? It's not like I'm going to eat a whole antelope in one go."
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# :D
Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I like the way you have
a state of constant-blowjob at the start of the relationship.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Because that's what happens
She can't get enough of it.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Ah, yes.
Sad, but true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# I could offer evidence to counter the findings your graph is based on
but it would make me feel like a perv.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# silly prodge
It's Dove from Above
Crow from Below
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
# more like..

*distant bell*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# *feels uncomfortable*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# no! :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# peow!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Obvious really...


Edit - also - the actual Daily Mail 404 page does contain a typo. Thus.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
fukin cappers canr sprll properlie
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# where's the Hoe index?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Next to the shovel and rake indices
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Hah yes I took a random letter out of the URL to make it 404
With hilaaaaarious consequences.

Your honour.

I was revisiting the Tramp Index with some mates yesterday eve - priceless stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# How's the Bon Jovi going, Peter?
I CAN SEE YOU, PETER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Haha
You big stalker you ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# You used his real name
YOU OWN HIS SOUL!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Yes!
D E J A V U 
E         V
J         A
A         J
V         E
U V A J E D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# U Vajed?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# you know when you've been Vajed.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Only once, and I don't really remember much of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Is this a pearoast?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen it before...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Oh goddamn I actually checked before it clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# haha
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Teehee :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# no, this is

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Pea in a new thread?
for shame
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Is this a pearoast?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# ...
he's not biting...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Nyom nyom
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I believe I have.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Then answer this:
b3ta.com/board/10016328
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10016340
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10016328#post10016339
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] More popular since January '05
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I think we need to introduce the Dominican Republic
to the joy of chips
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Which is saltier?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Daddy
Unless someone has salted your chips before-hand
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# That's very inappropriate. My brother died that way.
He got better again though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# And finally...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Clues at 10?
Woos at 10?

And that vicar looks a bit frustrated.

I made some animated gifs (for replies) last night. I shall premiere them throughout today.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# What a dashing hat!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Bong!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# No thanks...
but i wouldn't mind a cup of tea and a cigarette ta.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I shared a lift with him once
He's very short, very charming and wears very strong after shave.

Krisnan Guru-Murty is ace too. He's quite fat and smokes like a chimney.

Don't know why I think this is related, but there you go
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# "Hid in the back seat of his car under a blanket" does not count as "shared a lift with him once"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# top tips
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Sensible Policies For A Better Britain.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# NICK CLEGG WANTS TO DROWN YOUR BABY
/Mail
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Nick Clegg is responsible for staff training at the Easter Road B&Q!
(their customer service is dubious)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# this is niche!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
#
Is Nick Clegg creeping into YOUR childrens' bedrooms at night
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# How much does he claim in benefits?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# At least one..
He's not David Cameron.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Have we got a Daily mail/Nick Clegg headline generator yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Down V there
or over on links
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10016270
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Nick Clegg destroys over 5 miles of ancient British hedgerows every day using a tiny pair of pliars and a broom.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# WILL NICK CLEGG GIVE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY CANCER?
www.b3ta.com/links/Daily_Mail_o_matic_updated
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Haha!
*Likeity*
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# :))
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# ...unless you are Thetis.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# what...the bloke from Dragons den?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# :) Mother of Achilles (I had to look her up)
She dipped him into the river Styx to make him immortal, but held him by the ankle, and so there was a vulnerable bit left.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# You'd think
knowing that, he'd wear a really good boot or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Nanny sate!!!!
You'll be telling us we have to feed em as well next.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# mmmmm....
peanut sauce....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# The more new parents I meet
The more happy I am not to have kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# They do offer a cheap alternative for turkey at Christmas.
and the heads make excellent footballs.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# hahahaha, "How is babby undirtyed?"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Simple
yet beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# This is why I could never be a mother
I'd stick it in the washing machine and go to the pub
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
#
genius
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Yeh, Boi!
Dis choon be bangin', innit
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Fluid!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahah! bloody ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# haha
is that cat actually making those paw movements or is that just very very clever animation?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I wish I was that good
but alas, it's just a cat shaking itself dry
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# check dis out booiiiiieeeee ;)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# fo' sho' yo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# whuddup, dawg
I mean....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# that's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Spectacular!
Haahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# hehe!
ace
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Ah yea, motherfucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha:D
hahaha:D
(herman:D, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] first entry ever ever [pleads for mercy]
(I helped save b3ta! The Vomiting Hitchhiker Mephistopheles is such a mouthful in Manhattan, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# ha ha :)
welcome aboard.
Oh, and...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Good God!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Oh, my darling, can't you see? Old Ones. Darling, we're the Old Ones..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# *forms the doesn't-understand-all-this-cthulu-stuff club*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# *Joins* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# *joins*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# *joins*
Also - www.b3ta.com/board/10016234
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# :D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# From the stories by H P Lovecraft,
Give em a go. high camp, overblown, pulpy 1920 - 30s horror. Not everyones cup of tea but brilliant if you're in the right mood.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I still have several years worth of 'toilet' books to get through :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# ha ha, Some people just "get" the idea of toilet books...
others sadly don't. I converted Mrs Chutney. That's why we have a book case in the bathroom now :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# hehe
http://www.b3tards.com/u/ed6e00a77f19d9e44cba/img00003-20100422-1204.jpg

this is about a third of them altogether - I've got rid of loads
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
#
I so want to shop a fat naked man into the reflection on that glass, but I'm too busy.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# it woudl be quicker if I just moved further over and retook it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# When I read Dagon it made me think of The Fear
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# ha ha I know what you mean
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# ^this
and quite racist in parts too; but of that type you would categorise as "of its time".
You know, Enid Blyton style.

I recently bought a leather bound, gold leaf collection entitled "The Necronomicon" for 20 squid :)

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# It is a bit cringe inducing in places, but hey! 1920s America and attitudes
and sounds like you got yourself a bargin.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I half expect to go mad, just looking at the title,
it's evil is that strong :P
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Indeed
The name of the cat in "The Rats in The Walls" was probably the most shocking when I first read Lovecraft's stuff
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Yep.
*joins*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# *sacrifices*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# you made
lil' cthulhu cry
(I helped save b3ta! The Vomiting Hitchhiker Mephistopheles is such a mouthful in Manhattan, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Awwwwww
Lil Cthulhu only wanted to eat a teeeensy ickle bit of your face :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Where's Nick Clegg?
You have clearly missed him.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Clegg's fault that he missed him
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Not in The Cannon
but possibly in a Brian Lumley short story?
(I helped save b3ta! The Vomiting Hitchhiker Mephistopheles is such a mouthful in Manhattan, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# My thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# I'd post to the Fail..
But if its not "Fox hunting for cunts" they wont have read it :(
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Does this chart cause cancer?
If it does, try that route
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# No, but
Technically they are immigrants ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Vomiting Hitchhiker Mephistopheles is such a mouthful in Manhattan, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Haha

as I was saying earlier, Ninnghizhidda seems to be the hardest word.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# ha!
this could be the single nerdiest thing on the internet.

therefore: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Dogma?
(thirdvertigo, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# "Don't get me wrong - I like fries. If you went home tonight thinking 'Bill don't like fries'
"then you would be wrong."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# St William
RIP
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# *salutes*
We should all agree with Hicks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I walked past a guy in Brighton wearing a t-shirt that said simply
"Listen to Bill Hicks".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# A wise man, and a sage piece of advice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# *half the board kills itself*
Where are you when we need you?

I know we've got Charlie Brooker, but it's not the same somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
#
"I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher."

One of his best lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Best response.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Hudson sir - he's Hicks.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# *gets out of this chicken-shit outfit*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# I risk the wrath of the internet here,
but Hicks was (and is even more so now) overrated
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# *pokes with a stick*
You'd better be ready to back that up, young Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Hicks was fucking amazing when I first heard his stuff.
I still enjoy him, but after several years of being on the internet, the appeal of hearing fat, black-clad libertarians shout their opinions at you loses its appeal.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# an early death assures canonisation.
If Michael McIntyre died tomorrow people would still be talking about him in 20 years time
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I just shuddered at the very thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Hahah. Hicks may be overrated, but his routine didn't revolve around his hair :)
I think that Old Bill had some interesting points, but he was just a guy, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Lets try it and find out :D!
(In the name of science ofc)
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click for anim (couldn't get it under 400k, so have the 1.6MB version)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Haha!
Woo for tory maths!
They will get 12 trillion votes, 6 off me :D!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Sorry Damocles I'm somewhat rissing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1oQvC4fUtk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Cameron gaffe from last PM debate...
"I met a 40 year old black man in Portsmouth... ... ...after 30 years in the Navy... ... ..." What ^ he said

You probably had to be there - it loses a lot in the retelling.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Ha, whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# heh
maybe he was a seven year old stowaway or something, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Maybe he was Roger the Cabin Boy
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Or Seaman Staynes?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Neither of which existed in the show
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Irate Mail readers attack local patisserie
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# have I missed the news?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# it's all
search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nickcleggsfault
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# latest post:
'Nick Clegg cheated in the last TV debate by unfairly using 'facts' and 'better arguments'.'

hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Nick Clegg burgled a Tory frontbencher last night
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/apr/22/liam-fox-home-burgled-conservative-leaders-debate
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# 8 years ago he said that Britain shouldn't keep banging on about the war
Which the Fail interpretted as:

Nick Clegg's Nazi Slur
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# The commenters seem to see through it though
Which is a pleasant surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# The more recent ones do
the highest rated ones are all slating him to high heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# haha!
patisserie is pushing it a bit
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
'purveyors of baked items'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# 'purveyors of half-baked items'
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# ^ this also.
In other news: the world's best sausage rolls are to be had here:

www.thegingerpig.co.uk/OurShops/Marylebone/tabid/65/Default.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# that's a boutique butcher if ever i saw one
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Awesome place.
I did my butchery course there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# cool!
I have bought from these guys before. lovely stuff, but not too cheap
www.donaldrussell.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# God, yes...
The Pork Belly they do is fantastic...

*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I didn't have that
just lots of different beef and lamb steaks.

Also got a mixed box for my dad last year for Father's day. BBQ!!!

It is so fucking cold when it turns up!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# I must admit, the Fillet Beef Medallions look
lovely.

*goes off to hunt for credit card*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# that pork belly does too
also - Lidl are doing a lovely joint of beef for £4! best roast beef I've ever tasted outside a professional carvery!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# that's my favourite cut of pork
nomnomnom
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Whilst we're on about it...
With Pork Belly, if you rub some of this saborear.co.uk/_pinchito_spice_mix_62gr/84/ onto the flesh side, leave it to marinade for a couple of hours, before slow roasting, it's completely wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# fuck, that sounds good
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# The Ginger Pig?
Rob has a butcher's shop?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# lol U R so b&
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# No plz don't b& me!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GREGGS!
*drool*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Why is everyone hating on Clegg??
What have I missed? Has he been caught on CCTV booting puppies, or pinching sweets from the "not-quite-pik-n-mix" at the 24hour garage?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# The Mail have found him guilty of being more popular than David Cameron
of not being David Cameron, of being likely to take votes from David Cameron and keep the Tories out of office, and of not being David Cameron. The Daily Mail website's front page today is an astonishing mess of fabricated and desperately-spun smear attacks on him.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# yeah i read that. it's brilliant
they paint him as some sort of nazi sympathiser.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I broke my cardinal rule and visited the DM website..Bloody hellfire,
They do have it in for him don't they!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# The press have been smearing him for the past week
because his popularity goes against everything they've ever said about the Lib Dems (mostly nothing because they've ignored them for years)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Also
I watched last week's HIGNFY on Tuesday, and with all their jokes about Nick Clegg being unrecognisable and irrelevant it was like something out of a time capsule. Truly a week is a long time in politics.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# it's the nazi Mail's fault
www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# It seems that the two main parties are rather worried about the LDs
upsetting the apple cart gravy train.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# he was born in Brit Land but because his father and mother are forrin, he's not really eligible to be Prime Minister or something
IT'S LIKE HAVING A DARKIE IN THE WHITE HOUSE, FRITZ!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# your misintepretation is all Nick Clegg's fault
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Nick Clegg raped my hamster -
my hamster didn't like it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# your hamster is clearly a lesbo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# "Nick Clegg Rapes Lesbo Hamster"
/mail online
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# They wouldn't know who to support in that story!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# "Nick Clegg cures hamster of lesbianism"
/tomorrow's headline
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Aren't some hamsters Russian? Does that mean they're immigrants?
Now I'm conflicted. Is Nick a good man for raping and eating an illegal immigrant or a bad man because it was a lesbian hamster?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# "Nazi Nick Clegg's Bestial Immigrant Tryst"
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Phew.
That cleared things up. I feel a lot better now.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# All involved are bad "it's a den of iniquity"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# If you can add the words "sex romp" to that, then it realy is a potential story.
At what point does having sex become a "Romp" anyway? It always make me think of people bouncing around the room as they fuck.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I think you need ginger beer and a backpack.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I really should do some work now
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# hhahhahhhahhahhhha
instaclick
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# made of Imperial Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# all I know is it's ruined by Luke Shropshire-blue
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# S--T--R--E--T--C--H THAT PUN! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Obi-Wansleydale?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# WE ARE AT BREAKING POINT!
HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# May the force brie with you.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# *CLAPS*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Boba Feta
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# THERE IT IS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# And ofc Princess Dairy Leia
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# And Han (Port) Salut
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Fabulous
Insta-click here too
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Top work, Seeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# It's Seep Ring and don't forget it
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Fan'dabi'dozi
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Thats a generous proportion :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Haven't we had this compo before?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# I thought that
have I tuned into b3ta.com +1?
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I think there's a graph showing that answer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# seems like it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for challenge.

(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Fatality!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# hahahaha
just goes to show that an unshoped pic post can cause such fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# muchly this^^
*has thought for a while now that a seperate section on b3ta for "pictures begging to be shopped" would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# what are we your .....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# yes and no...
*sits on fence
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# double yes to that ^^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# why not set up a public flickr account that we could all use specifically for "images we've found"
we seem to have one for b3ta bashes (linked on the calendar page)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Add to bugs and suggestions thread and whore it on /board
till everyone agrees
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# "And every day ... EVERY SINGLE DAY ... I pray, and I PRAY ... for nuclear holocaust"
- Bill Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Rate your arousal at this image.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# 4/10.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# 8/10
Post ejaculation satisfaction.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# *hahhhahhhhahhahhhhaa
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
#
π/10
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# f/10
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahhahaha! Holy shit..... O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# hahahaha....
if only
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# These get more frightening as the morning progresses...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# kill it!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# *Click!!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# very THIS^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# haha!
DOOOOOOOOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I recognise that street
Good ol' Liverpool.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# :D
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)

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