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[challenge entry] bindun?

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the only thing that saves them from complete boredom is when they're either picking their noses or having a dump, or both!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Very clever
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Ace!!

*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# We have a few Americans in our office
So no doubt we'll lose the World Cup opener and they'll brag about how they "Kicked our asses at soccer"

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:32, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# fucking love it
:DDDDDDDDDD
(herman:D, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry]


EDIT - better :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# hahahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Humm in hindsight I think I'm missing a shag it then kill it loop...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# he used to tear his shirt every episode too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Ha, yeah, didn't he
There's a fantastic bit in Galaxy Quest where "Kirk" starts ripping his t-shirt up just before a fight to look good
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Ah, the Ted Bundy wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Wardobe?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Don't attempt to post and work at the same time, you fuckwit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
I once replied to a work email with 'RIS?' due to getting my wires crossed in this way.

That took some explaining.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I like this one!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# IS IT GREEN?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Strictly optional.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10018026
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# you do it :D
Going out :D
(herman:D, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Can't animate :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
BRILLIANT.
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hahaha
You're good at these ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# A mighty series of 2!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# That sums up too many episodes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I'm currently trying to sketch out the Picard version.
I don't think the board is big enough to accommodate the extent of the thought processes.

Certainly my A3 sheet is struggling.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Just so long as it involves :
Shakespearean delivery
A classical performance in 10-forward
Ethical conflicts
Worf scowling
Riker trying to be as seductive as Kirk
Someone telling Wesley to shut up

...you'll be ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# TBH I got as far as 'will taking defensive action violate the Prime Directive?', gave up, tore the piece of paper into pieces and made a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] better I think...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Your call ;)
I prefer the symmetry of the original
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Does not compute
Why are there two arrows coming out of the "Shag it" action box?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Logic error.
But the originals bloody fucking brilliant.
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning


doing a diana?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Hahaha, ouch!
*winces*
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Hang on, 35% in and you're still tickling pubes?
She needs a bit of a tidy up...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# It was like a burst sofa :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# They can be the most comfortable though
You just sink in and get trapped all night. You have to call your friends to bring you tea and pull you out.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# yeh
but all the coins, biscuit crumbs and doghair you find inside is a put off putting
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# It's the bits of green fluffy pizza that whiff a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# they are just 'maturing'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Hehe
Anyone else remember the Salad Creme vs Sofa Pizza advert?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# A moment's silence for the lost sofa pizza with its tangy cheese :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# bwahaha!
Another spray of coffee out of me nostril! Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# I prefer a burst sofa
to a dropped pie any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# you don't fancy a purple scrunchie then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Not really, no.
I'm not into that Fuzzy Hannah thing either.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# How about an angry beehive?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Yes but it is here I draw the line.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Urban Dictionary is getting more and more bizzare
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Coffee over keyboard time
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Sounds painful
lol

talking of exploding "heads" I did this which is not worthy of a new thread::

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha that's so brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Haha! That's far too silly :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# That most definately IS worthy of it's own thread
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Does anyone know where the old Niknaks adverts can be found?
I searched for them for years (though not recently) to no avail :-(

There was also a screensaver based on them
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# This will probably turn up most of them
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bill+plymton&aq=f
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Oh, dude!
That's made my morning :-D
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha
funny :D
(herman:D, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# haha!
blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Imact?
(Jerzy Balowski I'm not really foreign, you know, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] it may look human, but it's a vehicle controlled by alien beings...
.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha
yay for references to obscure eddie murphy movies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# thank you, thank you.
I must confess to not having seen it. Looks a tad poor. Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# I assume so
as he hasn't made a good movie for years
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# "Which side of his brain do you want, Rupert?"
"Bags the right"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# I think they might be fighting over that
all through the night.

actually we could turn this into a sitcom with M & M taking up residence inside Cameron...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I'd like to see a "meat dave"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# that would be even scarier
unless it was bacon
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# "Plenty of room in here, Mags"
*echo*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# This needs Obi-Wan treatment...
www.b3ta.com/links/Barrier_test_All_I_can_say_is_FMOB

(from about 0.30)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# holy fucking shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# whooooaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# sheesh!
that barrier sure wasn't taking any shit from that truck...no siree!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# haha!
Numskulls!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# was that in the Beano?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Beezer, I think.
That or Topper. I was always a Buster and Whizzer and Chips man meself,
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# oh, yes...
and Cor!

I mean the comic. I'm not just saying 'Cor!'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# it was!
it may even still be - it's a while since I read it...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# the Beezer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Beano!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Numskulls

edit: oh, it was the Beezer originally. That's what you get for only reading the first sentence.

*hangs head*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# good old Beano...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# and Beezer, apparently...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# heheh
I wish I'd kept my copies of the Beezer, some of my most vivid memories from the late 70s
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# oh!
ah well :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Vote for King Arthur!
He's got a nice big sword!
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# morning Mr P :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] If only it looked better on paper
...than it did in my head :(

I've been absent for a while and now you can see why.

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I'd love to comment positively on this and welcome you back the the board after your absence...
but I'm very much afraid I haven't got a clue what you're blithering on about.

welcome back anyhow :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# It's about American pop music
Like "If a face could launch a thousand ships, why can't I launch you" that sort of thing.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Am I that old now? :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyfcHdw2AYs
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
And it made me think this...
A Helen is one unit of female beauty.
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hmm
surely 1 Helen should launch a thousand ships... And I would expect a linear relationship.
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Daily Mail uncovers shocking new evidence!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Peter Shilton totally wussed out of that challenge.
Hand of God or not, he should have completely flattened the little fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# IT STILL HURTS AFTER ALL THIS TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# *applies cream*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# LOVE IT!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Don't get me started on Keegan, that curly-haired fucker
1982 - easy header into an open goal, and he totally fluffed it.

I don't forgive easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# What about Gazza's miss in Euro 96?
If the fucker had been a pound lighter he would have got to it.

Or is that OK because of his wonder goal against ... "the other lot"?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Gazza was a twat for many reasons, that among them.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
#
was is

And I don't really even like football.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/latest/2010/04/16/gazza-faces-drink-driving-charge-115875-22189140/
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# my Euro 96 rage is reserved for Kluivert
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# this
i'm thinking Schumacher-Battison style
(prostheses, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# It was quite embarrassing to be out jumped by that little cokehead
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# he was cheating, quite badly
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# He was actually cheating very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# haha..yea, I thought he did a fantastic job at cheating
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Go on my son!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Oh my God!
Hahahahhahaahahah.

We don't have enough pans to administer a spanging of the magnitude you deserve!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Nuke it from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# :)
I know. I'm so ashamed of myself.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# I feel like posting this again.
www.b3ta.com/board/10017827
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# *facepalms*
fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# christ bhlc
that's the most contrived thing ever

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# I know.
I was driving last night when the "Dough Ray Mears" muse shat upon my head. Been trying to work the rest out ever since. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# *detonates weapons of mass spangage*
oh dear lordy.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# I should just leave.
/coat.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# oh god...
the outrageous convolutions that pun had to go through to be born deserve a hearty click. Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Tell me about it.
I so nearly gave up halfway through :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# you could have stopped at dough ray mears...
but you just had to finish it. The extreme punning community salutes you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# genius!
..perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm thinking more "perhaps" than "genius" :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# *administors spang-asteroid to world-event proportions*
utterly utterly epic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# This is, historically speaking, the biggest, most epic spang in all of Christendom ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# No way.
For that you need DTH, everytime.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# go to your room
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Fucking hell!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Haha
It's probably a good thing I don't post very often!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Isn't it do re me so fa la ti do?
So it should be Dough Ray Mears Solar For Tito

/pedant blog

ha ha ha you got so excited you spluffed on the pun-carpet

*click
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Ummm, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# *goes red and hides in corner*
Edit. Barbarossa now removed from Christmas Card List
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# :)
You had me worried there for a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# utter shuddering fuck :)
galactic spang qualities there, but well worth the journey.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# awsome
and i mean literally.

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# As a conni - cooneau - liker of bad puns,
this meets with my approval.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Ha ha, Jesus fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Please don't sue me...


Have you been living in a cave, Blackadder?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Mmmmm, immigrants on toast
Yummity yum
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
#
Best with a sprinkle of ground black people
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Proof reading racists!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Is that the new Worcestershire Sauce?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Happy St George's Day



:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# World Cup Fever starts here! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# bring it on
I'm not football fan, but I love the World Cup.
Shouting at the telly in the pub - marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# I miss it :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I watched the Grand National in a pub.
There was a false start and as they brought the horses back a particularly frisky grey threw his rider and the trainer struggled like mad to calm him down as the jockey chased after him and eventually, to a rousing cheer in the pub, managed to remount.
The race restarted and all the horses set off except for the grey which just stood there on the starting line, obviously in a horsey grump, to an even bigger cheer.
A had to be there moment but most amusing.
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# yea keep dreamin'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Love thigh Neighbour Prodge!!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Thigh neighbour?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# fuck em!
it's not the english I hate..it's the regurgitated shite we have to sit through.
I'm sick of hearing about 'this is the year' 'jumpers for goalposts' '1966'

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Happens every World Cup Year!!
I blame Nick Clegg
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# *lightbulb*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Hey, at least the pubs are nice and empty come the evening...
Footie fans can't hold their beer - fact.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# no that'll be the 'ENGLISH' fans who can't hold their beer and want to fight everyone
if GOD FORBID..someone is better at football than you and actually beats England, then the shit kicks off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# God yes
Crossing West Street in Brighton, especially during world cup season, sometimes feels like tiptoeing through a demiliatirised zone
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# *cough* Rangers, Manchester, 2008 *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# *cough* English casuals buying Rangers strips *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Have you pair got something wrong with your throats?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I think they've caught "Football Fever"
Often charactorised by too much phlegm in the back of the throat, the only known cure for Football Fever is a rapid intake of imported lager (or "Pizzvater", as directly translated from the original Dutch) to loosen the blockage, followed by a sharp jab to the solar plexis.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# O_o
That my friend is deeply tenuous.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# a few of my Rangers supporting friends went down there
and bumped into a few English Rangers 'supporters' and I quote

"Na mate we ain't 'ere for the football" while sporting a smashin' MLS Crew tattoos.

I might hate Rangers with a passion, but I know for a fact that they didn't go down there to wreck the place
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# You don't know maaaan!
You weren't there!

/Nam
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# see, I don't mind it
I like it when England win, but as a Scot I like it when they lose

so it's an easy deal for me

Scotland losing to Wales is an entirely different matter, the fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# The Auld Enemy?
Tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Which group are Scotland in again?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# a Group 4 prison van
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# at least we know that we're shit and don't live in the wee bubble of thinking we're the greatest team EVER.


every 4 years I take great joy at pissing myself laughing at England crashing out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# See, I don't hate any of the home nations
I wished they were all there.

Really.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I don't hate all of them....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Upon this charge, cry God for England, Harry & Saint George!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# And Louie Spence!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# its st george's day??
This county is a fucking disgrace. Maybe if it was associated with guinness people would give a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Maybe Old Speckled Hen or Hobgoblin for St. George's?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Pint of Bombardier or Spitfire?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I honestly didn't know
there was a world cup coming. I'm 22 and male. I'm so down with the kids.
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I got two free cans of London Pride at the Marathon expo on Wednesday
number of fitness/running stalls: 40
number of stalls giving away free beer: 1

people in queue at running stalls: 0
people in queue at free beer stall: 50
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# This is why people don't 'celebrate' St george's day
It hasn't been commercialised to fuck by some large corporation
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# people round here celebrate it by kicking forrins
then shouting "Two world wars and one world cup" at their bemused Indian postman
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# St George is supposed to have killed a dragon.
St Patrick is supposed to have shooed away some snakes.

I think we're smart enough to realise that dragons don't exist, but the Oirish really believe the thing about the snakes...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# The only reason dragons don't exist
Is because St. George killed them. He also killed the unicorns. The fucker
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Fucking fucker.
No wonder we don't celebrate his birthday. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# wait - so you're saying Nick Clegg is St George?
that'll confuse the Mail even more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# They've barely mentioned St georges day today
I expected a huge George Cross on the cover or something...

The only related story is the Archbishop of York urging people to fly the flag... yeah whatever Vic

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I think I may only listen to dirty forin (American) music today
and eat some classic English food... like jerk chicken. To celebrate St. Georges Day today
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# And he was Turkish anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# just like Nick Clegg!
I'm beginning to see even more parallels
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Are these the same Irish who spent last summer worshipping a funny-shaped tree?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for compo



Edit: is it board members premenstural tension day or something? mellow out for fuck's sake
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# In a new thread? Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# repost for compo
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Oh ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Need more Obi-Wan :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# I know I'm reposting this too much, but it just makes me giggle every time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# oo Barb
did you see this?

www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=114120815277714&ref=ts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Blimey.
Barbarossa - Facebook legend!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# I replied to his comments before he was famous..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Yeah?
I ignored him for a year before he was famous!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# silly barry
Although you didn't miss much, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Wheyy!!
That's me who went gone done that page, that is!!

I hope you didn't mind me using the picture, it just seemed *right*
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Haha no probs!
and thanks for the praise :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# hurrah
tis a fine page!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Unfortunately
I've had to make it so only my friends were messaging me... turns out that Tory boys can be right shits, sending hate mail!!

It's funny, really. But lord it was clogging up my inbox

One of my favourites went a little bit like this

"u think ur ded smart makin a pge lyk dis well u shud get of ur arse n go out n do sum wrk insted of usin tax payers money 2 pay ur internet 2 make dumb pages lyk dis u workin class scum"

The fact that this fellow was a chav, and most clearly working class himself amused me greatly. I then blocked him.
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I would have thought David Cameron would have been too pre-occupied to leave a comment... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha
Tory chavs, now there's a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# cor, word sure gets around fast
on this here internet! Good work - and a polite credit, too.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I only expected something like
2,000 odd people attending... and now there is 43,965 people attending.

I hope I have enough cake for everyone
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# blimey!
you might have to borrow some chairs from next door!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Just found a "National Not Voting Labour Day" event
... is not quite the runaway success they were hoping for.

www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=119872334695856&ref=search&sid=754027246.4122782566..1
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# haha!
they can lend you their balloons - they'll have a few left over. Might have Cameron's smug face all over them, though.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# They obviously didn't pick a good enough pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# definitely
I may invite them over, you know, to be neighbourly
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# No!
Cool :)

Someone thinks I'm "very talented" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
# "You must log in to see this page"
life without a facebook account is hard :(
but someone has to do it
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# So you don't feel left out
I made a screengrab here

Aren't I nice?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# I didn't get the polar bear on my page, I got a pansy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# haha!
life is such a lottery...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# ta, my nipples explode with delight!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# yay!
mine are positively rotating at the thought...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Someone's used one of my pics to advertise their "Don't vote conservative" appeal
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha, didn't see that before, it's ace
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Ta!
Feel free to vote... http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/generalelectionphotoshoptories/popular
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# I can't, apparenty because it's too old and already archived?
*sends the cr3 signal*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Oh.
*crestfallen*

You can do it from here, 6th one down... *sly*

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/generalelectionphotoshoptories/popular
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# that also didn't work a moment ago, but now it's functioning again
THANKS CR3/ROB/GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I'd already gone that route and clicked.
*initiatives*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# They were very nice and polite with the credit
it is an ace pic, Barb.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# I still love this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# wait, I saw this...yesterday?
you divvy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# too pink
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth its own thread
and neither is this...
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# 2880 kicks a day!
sounds fun.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# You are a football aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# heheh...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# alternatively, read how people respond to reposting in new threads
(and what it says in the FAQ) and don't do it as it may be seen as trolling?
You can enter an image in to a challenge as a reply quite easily, just hit the Full Screen button to get all the options. Or edit your reply to get the same options.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# *awards Rational Response Award*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
#
*awards*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# he's been here long enough to know by now, he's just being a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Today's fish is Trout a la Creme, enjoy your meal.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# yum!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=12iFquCP9Cw
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# hahahaha
nice
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
# oh yes!
that cheered me up.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# haha
more Top Secret
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# YOU'RE MAKING B3TA CRY
Reposting in a new thread hurts worse than childbirth.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# reposts and children
both come out of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Didn't I see this Yesterday?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# well i'd be happy
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# is it someone off Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Home and Away
actually
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# ...I thought it was Sons & Daughters
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# no, definitely Home and away
He was Alf's love interest in the earlier shows when Alf was heavily into crack - you must remember the classic line:

"Stone the flamin crows ya mongrel, you've cum in me eye mate!"
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Someone should invent a cocktail called a Flamin Gallah.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# "yes Mr Bond, I have gained control of the entire mobile phone network of Mexico"
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# He's concerned.

He hasn't the heart to tell that he's blown it all on mariachis and mole negro.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# .
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Mole negro motherfucker, do you eat it?

Mole negro is the most difficult to prepare. Traditionally, black mole has six different kinds of chile peppers, Chilguacle Negro, Mulatto, Pasilla, Ancho, Guajillo, and Chipotle, although many sauces that carry the name contain fewer. The ingredient list is very long, featuring many seeds, nuts, spices, herbs, citrus and chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Come and see what you would've won...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# hahahaha
that is quite eerie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# super smashing great
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# poor Cherie - she's really let herself go now she's not in the public eye
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Fuck that. I'm not milking that.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# you don't have to look
you just have to feel for the teats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Snape's new look really isn't working is it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# it's the two pairs of glasses that let him down
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha! brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Gah! kill it with hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Indeeeed

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha!
cheer up, Laurence!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Now much more fun :D!


Click for bigger (127 kb)

Handy cut out and keep cards for all :D!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
# haha superb!
have a pololi-click
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# hahah each is responsible for the other
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# For more fun..
... replace Dr Black with Lady Di! :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Reverand Green doing Lady Di in the library with a lead pipe?
Hehehe
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Ha! Very funny
Too easy though- it was Nick Clegg what dunnit.
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Clegg in the EU with the Immigrants! I knew it!
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Sorry, Death - you lose! It was Professor Plum!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# that's the weirdest game of Twister ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# 8D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4JaeOLKO-A
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Terrific.
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# newsletter subjectline compo
I like my eggs runny
and I like my headlines funny
or punny
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Nick Clegg is some kind of cunt - now vote for him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# B3TA LEADERS DEBATE: YOUR ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# I bet the tabloids are really hoping someone throws an egg at Nick Clegg.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Or a wooden leg
www.thefreedictionary.com/clegg = LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# "Nick Clegg hit in leg with egg"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# "Nick Clegg steals artificial limb!"
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# "Nick Clegg steals artifical lamb!"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# "Nick Clegg seals artificial lung!"
thousands suffocate
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# they are probably organising it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Compo chooser wanted: Apply within.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# "IF THERE ONLY WERE SOME NEW ICONS, I'D PROBABLY DONATE AGAIN"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha burn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Don't hide your feelings, pzyko
Tell us how you really feel
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# I can't, I signed a non-disclosure agreement with my psychotherapist
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# also, is the "Search" facility broken? It seemingly can't find any posts newer than mid-march
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# send a message to robtoo
about search - as to icons - the problem is, is there's no admin thing to handle new icons and I have to directly edit the database, and this makes me nervous.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# i'll do it
(__, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# understandable :)
ta, gaz sent
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# the funny newsletter that is always later than Chortle.co.uk's
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# second last newsletter before the votepocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# b3ta newsletter
Tell us what to print cos were out of ideas
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# RECOUNT ON IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTES

we didn't vote for it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# hahaha
b3ta image challenge, run by YouGov
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# 'voted for by you' is code for
we have no imagination so we just picked this one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# I'm Rupert Murdoch
and I'm supressing Mighty Nibus' post
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# I took the butcher knife and held it all up to her neck
Said if you want to live, you better start fryin' them eggs a little better.
I'm tired of eating sloppy, slimy eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Come wrestle naked in our pool of blood!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# the frequency of this request is really starting to scare me
it's like it appears every other day now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# CLOGGING UP YOUR INBOX LIKE A CLOUD OF VOLCANIC ASH
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
# I'd like to eat Cameron's face
That's not a suggestion, merely a fact
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Need to lose weight? Print this newsletter and eat one for breakfast and one for lunch, with a regular meal in the evening!
/w3ightw4tchers
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
# sniffing your knickers, like filthy pervy vicars
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# I'd like to know what the main party leaders think of pervy vicars...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# washer-mouth, one-eyed slackjaw or personable clever dreamboat. Your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Eyjafjallajokull
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# that's easy for you to say
and when I say 'say' I mean 'copy and paste' :D

theoatmeal.com/comics/volcano_name
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# you got me, in fact it's still in my clipbaord !!
Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull Eyjafjallajokull
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# apparently even Icelanders have difficulty with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# not half as much as BA do
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Nick Clegg - Raped my lesbo hamster!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# congratulations, you are our 1000000th reader!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# you may already have won...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
#
00000
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Pope: Homosexuality bad, except for the under-8s
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# oooh!
yes this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Vote Nick Clegg's Smeg
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# subject line continues at glassco.cx
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Carl Williams - RIP
or
fat murderous cunt gets what he deserves
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# I just de-RISed via the means of google
He was a nice chap wasn't he?

edit: I thought you meant the bloke who did 'kung fu fighting' at first :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha
not pleasant at all.

His ex wife was in a state of shock when she heard the news he had been beaten to death in the jail's exercise yard.

"What! Carl in an exercise yard?"
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S JUST ANOTHER POLITICIAN
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# and a very naughty boy

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables in a restaurant, in a West End town..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Hello, police?
There's this, madman running around, underground, to a dive bar, in a west end town
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# *forms synth pop duo*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Eyjafjallajokull seems to be the hardest word

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
# i think it might be
"repost for compo"
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# "Vote for change"......The manifesto of the Brass and Silver Party
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Get Real Clegg! Get Real!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Clegg's legs begs for smegs dregs
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Avoiding the ash like a purple-beaten Cheryl
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# PRIESTLY PAEDOPHILIA: VATICAN BLAMES SATAN, JEWS, THE GAYS, WOMEN AND CONDOMS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Carrying the shotgun for the 3 horse race
Brown drowns as Clegg begs Cameron coalition
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# DEDICATED TO COLIN WHO WENT NEXT DOOR
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# This one plz
*mourns* :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# hahaha now this is good
add an extra 'loud shirts' circle and it's there
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# This makes sense :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)
# that's very good!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)
# hahahaha
I lost a lot of respect for Joel following the 'Popeye' t-shirt incident in the bacon rocket vid
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# if I ever met him in person I think I would be scared
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I've met Joel...
If you just give him a pint and a ball of wool, he's occupied and quite tame
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# hahahhahaha! spot on!
good nings everyone!

Friday Yays!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# yays!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# yays!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:30, archived)
# howdies joe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# so it is, I'd actually forgotten
saw Sean Lock last night. Very funny indeed, but I feel kind of down today :(

fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:30, archived)
# hahah, was that an "I give in" or a "I won't let it get me down"?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# the latter
I hope!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha goooood

and good morning the board
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# nings medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:30, archived)
# I hope this Friday finds you well

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# needs more rounding on the top
and 3 annotation lines at the base of each

but you get a woo for putting this song in my head, which I find I'm enjoying
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# the colour coding is fooling me
into thinking it's a size of erection/number of ladies chart
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# What are the three levels of ladyness?
I've got an idea... which may not be what Mr Ritchie had in mind when he wrote the song
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)
# 1. pre pubescent
2. virgin
3. slapper

I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# 1. moisturiser
2. nail varnish
3. full transvestism
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# urgh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I know.
*IJ hell*
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this and I think it should win
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:56, archived)
# hulk hogan's war on vests continues
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Tired meme is tired
so very sleepy....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:57, archived)
# I wish this challenge would end
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:00, archived)
# You wish all challenges would end.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:01, archived)
# just the ones fraser picks.....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
You should start a board called G@mma or something, where you can choose all the challenges, and non-reading of the FAQ can be a capital offense.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:03, archived)
# f3ta.com
the cheese-based photoshop and gratuitous nonsense website
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Make it sew.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:08, archived)
# and I'd bet you the challenges wouldn't be as inane as the ones that muppet picks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Precisely.
Neither of mine have ever been picked.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Thats probably because
no one knows who Justin Sullivan is
and there's only so many ways to rotate a goat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Justin Sullivan is such a well-kept secret
that even Justin Sullivan doesn't know who Justin Sullivan is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# he's a man who has two teeth where there ought to be three
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)
# I found a picture of him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
# your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# gayist
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Did he play Sloth?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# I'm sure we had this challenge very recently
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:02, archived)
# yup.. graphs + instructions challenges
www.b3ta.com/challenge/graphs/
b3ta.com/challenge/wrongstructions/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:02, archived)
# It's a good thing we don't HAVE to post challenge entries though
otherwise this place would just completely die
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:08, archived)
# yup :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:10, archived)
# still cheer up
they'll be loads of election posts again today!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# I hate this shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
#
h
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
# now I want an ice lolly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# there's one in here
b3ta.com/links/15_Unintentionally_Perverted_Toys_for_Children
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# you've just been reading graphjam
They're really very similar
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:31, archived)
# I told some kids to 'bugger off' last night
I don't think I've ever said it, but felt 'piss' or 'fuck' was too harsh.

They laughed at me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Good work, Sir!
Did you tell them that they were your prize delphiniums they were trampling on, and that you knew their dads?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Ooh those pesky kids
they've been stealing the tulips out of my front yard

If I catch them at it they'll get a clip round the ear and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Front GARDEN, Sir, front GARDEN.
Yards is for Shermans.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:54, archived)
# The missus is Canadian
I've picked up some of her mannerisms
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:03, archived)
# You fucking bastard.
I don't think I'll be able to forgive you for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Is there a humourous rhyming slang term for Canucks?
I've been racking my brains to come up with one but I don't think I've ever heard anyone use one...I'll throw this question open to the floor - what jokey names are there for Canadians?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Brian
Bruce
<EOF>
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# I saw a Canadian stand-up once who asked for terms from the audience
someone shouted "moose-fucker!"

he was all like, woah, you know how big a fucking moose is? that's er, quite a compliment, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# I'm quite concerned really
these kids play football in the road outside my house.
last night they hit my window, so I went out and got the usual "What you gonna do about it?" reponse.

What do you do? You can't thump them, I don't know where they live?

I wrote to the council. Christ... I'm middle aged!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Try running out your front door at them screaming, armed with a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Can't use weapons...
According to the council website, I can't even take their ball!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Call the police, then. And keep calling.
FFS. What are we supposed to do these days - offer them biscuits?

Seen and not heard.

Bloody kids are all scum. I blame the hippies making children think they are equal and have rights. They need to learn their place in society and that that place is at the bottom, and the pay-off is that they get free housing, food, and care. In time they must show that they can act responsibly and thus be allowed to climb up the ladder.

Grrr.

Sorry - am I still typing? I do apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Cops don't care... low level anti social behaviour is now the remit of councils
Their helpline is open 9-5.30.

Very fucking helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# 1. Buy a paintball gun
2. Turn off all the lights in your house
3. Pull on a balaclava
4. Wait
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:05, archived)
# THIS
With added hatred and prejudice.

Paintball = no harm, no foul.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Plus it makes them easier to identify later
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Tell that to poor PJ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXeMontXSTI
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# haha
GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND AH CANNAE SEE!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# call them all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:09, archived)
# This I like
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Football's so gay. Why aren't you in the park drinking and shagging girls like all your friends?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Apart from the first bit
this will be my plan of attack if they are back tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# or you could go and play football with them
my best goal ever was against a scratch team of 8-year-olds, just like that one Bergkamp scored against Argentina

I was 28 at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# yeah...
8 year olds I deal with
these guys are pushing 16
and I smoke 20 fags a day
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# In which case, I refer you to my previous answer.
"So ... you haven't got girlfriends, then?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Yes send out a team of meerkats to sing "Your all Gay!"
that will confused and compound their villiany!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# talk to the boys, you may find you have more in common than you actually think*
*dr miriams casebook no 34456
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# you peado
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# hahaha
"What do we have in common? - ooh I know - do you like bunnies, little boy? I like bunnies!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# bunnies?!
is 'puppies' too obvious now then? I better brush up on my grooming skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)
# kids are wise to the "Puppies Gambit" these days
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# pesky kids and their facebook and bebo sophistication
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# they'll be learning not to get in cars next
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# This reminds me of a friend's sister who once said
bugger off you bloody git.

However, the vehemence with which it was spat forth far outweighed the laughable content.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:53, archived)
# When I was a kid I was once winding my dad right up, and, at the pinnacle, he decided to retreat to the bog for a shit, but I didn't stop hammering on the door and being a pain.
Eventually he burst out and screamed in frustration, "YOU ... YOU ... YOU BUGGER!" and I was utterly shocked into submission.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:56, archived)
# That pretty much sums up how effective my 'grown up having a go at kids' was
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:04, archived)
# just never get tempted to call them rascals
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:05, archived)
# It's utterly futile
believe me as a busdriver I know for fact that there is nothing you can say that will gain the respect of a mouthy chav other than "I've got some skunk and a gun - now fuck off and do one!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:30, archived)
# I think the approved terminology for the grumpy old fart adminishing kids is 'clear off'
But well done anyhow.

'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# I have a point of critique:
There seems to be a large area of "off you cunt"

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles and happy Fry Day/Dead Dragons day
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:18, archived)
# The order needs some revision
but I quite like it
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:34, archived)
# yay its St Cock of Dragonshire
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:40, archived)
# For Cock, England, and St George!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:41, archived)
# only dreaming of you


Click for bigger (170 kb)
(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:06, archived)
# Gah!
*Shivers*

Tesco Finest Jordan, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:16, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:17, archived)
# off for a ham shank
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:36, archived)

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