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[challenge entry] Since takeover of Cadbury's...
...is this Ein Kraftwerk?



This may the oldest image on the board, having been made in 1991.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# 19 years old? fuck me.
Did you create it with punch cards?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# That's rich, Uncle Mike
Given that your PhD thesis was published in 1968.

Say hi to the cousins for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# And you know what, I'm still being hounded for my work in writing this:
umaryland.worldcat.org/search?q=no:%22003167401%22
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# nothing here, move along
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# 1968! That's nothing...

Look how old mine was
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I can't believe I fell for that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# bet you won't fall for this
http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's my new favourite toy!

halloween.ivona.com/?lang=en&t=SSBsb3ZlIGhvcnNlcywKQmVzdCBvZiBhbGwgdGhlIGFuaW1hbHMuCkkgbG92ZSBob3JzZXMsClRoZXkncmUgbXkgZnJpZW5kcy4.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# ^ That is class!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Lucy > Lisa


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# I want to know what she said in the blurry bits
the dirty urchin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# hehe
The Ikea girl is a bit cheeky too
193.108.42.79/ikea-uk/cgi-bin/ikea-uk.cgi
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# do you think
people abuse the automated rail enquiries lady in France or Germany too, or is it just a British thing?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# est-ce que les trains sont installés avec des rideaux de boeuf?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
#
viande boeuf en français seulement, et non pas importés mérde en anglais
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# the French Ikea girl is more dismissive
193.108.42.79/ikea-fr/cgi-bin/ikea-fr.cgi

Je ne désire pas parler de ce sujet. Je vous invite à me poser une question concernant IKEA, ses services et produits.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# mental background music on Ikea's German page!
www.ikea.com/de/de/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# *bookmarks*
that's the new I Love Horses...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# MY EARS! MY BEAUTIFUL EARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# * RAVES *
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I'm just trying to think of the French for "wrong'un"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# d'un mauvais
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
I do speak english a little, like other interactive assistants in IKEA US or IKEA UK
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# a golden oldie

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Lisa gets quite cross if you keep asking where her boobs are (snigger)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
good old Lisa.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# 19 years old?
*Fucks Ellis
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# So, you'll fuck anyone just as long as they are 19?
Interesting. Selective Bisexuality? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# < 19
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# <19 or <=19
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
# <=
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# <========3
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# 8=o ... 19
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# YOU may the oldest image on the board
(likeajackhammer, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# *something about your mother*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# No, something about YOUR mum
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# *something about my mum being dead actually*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# *something about your mum being buried in a y-shaped coffin*
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# She was the greatest yo-yo knickered hag in all of Fulchester
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# that's got to be one of the greatest lines ever written.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# In Soviet Russia,
Image board posts YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] 19 YEARS!!!!
19!!!!
YEARS!!!!!

I want cadburys fingers now

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# *fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# 19-year old electronic Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Glad I wasn't the only one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Mmmm
Cadbury's
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# fudgepackers :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# I once posted something made in 1990
Can't be arsed trying to find it again though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] After years of research....


Big One:
i39.tinypic.com/14tvkg0.jpg

(Jaymersun the more I eat this dead baby the happier I get., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Enormous Undies
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Trust me
after a while it gets very hard to think of stuff.
(Jaymersun the more I eat this dead baby the happier I get., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# It's called getting old:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Gah. I see this at work all day.
And it's on the computer when I get home.

My latest paper:
www.rsc.org/Publishing/Journals/DT/article.asp?doi=b927522c
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Pffft. Compo it. It's clearly fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# full of made-up words
I reckon Boris works for Laboratoire Garnier
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Shut it
or I'll shove a glucosamine-pentapeptide retinol masque up yer jacksey.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# at least I'll have a nice tight n shiny botty-hole
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# With no wrinkles
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# it'll still be hairy though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Sounds homometallic
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# he ain't wurf it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# does it have a crossword or a suduko?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Sadly, no.
It would be shit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody comedians...

And my video of SexGod Dave & his groupies
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha what a face!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# get used to it
he's gonna look like that "whoops" for years now, the smug shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# for the time being
I am happy to believe that this is all for the good.
After all, the democratic process and constitution to which I subscribe delivered this result.
And I can't change it.
They appear to have put ecstasy tablets in the entire cabinet's tea this morning
Lets just hope that they actually know what they are doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] E = A Great night out
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Unless you're
Leah Betts2
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 13 May 2010, 18:52, archived)
# LOL!
I can't stop laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Thu 13 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# This is not fake science
It's (allegedly) true
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Thu 13 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# haha, what a face
nice one.

speaking of comedians, you don't happen to know some gem of a tucked away archive for good Morecambe and Wise pics, do you?
The internet is proving even less than fruitless for a shot I'm after of them in bed together facing the bloomin' camera.
edit/ and I'm loving the panicky p. broadcast :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I searched around but couldn't find anything, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# no worries, another idea consigned to the notepad forever
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Don't be too disheartened, if I had found it do you think I would give it to you anyway :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# any good?
not entirely facing cam, but if you're photoshopping anyway..
mikedeakin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/morecambe_and_wise.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I looked at that, thank you for the link
couldn't make it work the way I wanted, nevermind. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# anything on youtube that you can take a screenshot of?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Can't pin down the right sketch, but nevermind, there's always the image challenge to have a look at :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Not even the B&W pic?
This one.

And if it's for a Clegg/Cameron pic - the Sun's already tried it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# 'as our mock-up shows'
no really.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Blimey, you still after that M&W pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I've even borrwed friends dvds last night, and the darned sketch isn't on there to get a screengrab
to be honest it probably isn't worth it now.

edit: now have image, gag pending
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I'm sure you've checked youtube...it's not the right sketch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFgWonKx3U8
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Which sketch are you after?
edit: Isn't that the "he won't sell much icecream going at that speed" sketch?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# *something about horses*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Unfortunately not
will dm u with 3 pix in a min which I got ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# that's ok fella
and thank you. I now have Minnie Riperton going through my head like a drill :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# dm sent
but no bed pic. Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# no probs fella, Thank you though, v. much appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# GOT BED PICS
Check messages
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# checked, *glee* replied
and photoshop is open
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# o_O!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I WANT BED PICS DAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# bbbrrrr brrrr brrr brrr BIZZIE LINE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
was that the moment when a journo handily reminded dave that he had been less than nice to Nick in the past?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
# :D
That was the moment that Nick said he's looking forward to being involved in the decision-making process...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Iconic Bond


First ever image, be gentle and I know it's not really 'fake science!
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Hmm. OK, a couple of things.
a) If it's not really to do with the challenge, don't enter it into the challenge

b) Welcome to B3ta, pull up a toadstool, shop a nun, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Poor girl. She was in the middle of demonstrating the Lead2Gold machine, but something went wrong with the betwixter... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I am beginning to suspect you are using sub-standard betwixters
I'm sorry, I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# They had to cut corners somewhere
It requires very expensive coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] This is not fake science!


It's real - I saw it on TV

*apologies for the TJ, but couldn't repost in a new thread*
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Thank you
It's rather old and time I made some more and better, but somehow I never find the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# ^ Likes
Likes Licks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Giggles..
.. oh.

I see. Ehm. 'scuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Words can't express...
This is awesome!

Butterbeans and breadcrumbs?!
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# That's the one!
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# This
is very special. Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:40, archived)
# woo to this........great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 May 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I'm loving this
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 May 2010, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] They're much in demand
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# hehehe
but I prefer Derren Brown Airways
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Is that when he hypnotises you to convince you that you've flown
While secretly packing you off on a cargo ship?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I thought we were going to Tenerife
*rocks gently*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I love to see those fuckers fly through a cloud of volcanic ash
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# you're thinking of David Copperfield
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I'M RICH! RICH I TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# HAaaaaaaaaaahahaha!
"Betwixting box"!

You win at SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I'll give that a woo
woo
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# *giggles*
golden shower
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# :)
Something for everybody...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I don't get gold from my hypersquirter :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# You might have a faulty zig-zagger :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Bring on the Wall
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# haha

my only Uncyclopedia entry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Laughed my tits off at this
Loved the Wiki entry - inspired genius lunacy of the highest order.

Wibble.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Hahaha that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I love this
hard in the face! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha... win!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# right
I'm off to church. Anyone got a ladder?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# LIES!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Oh and you're the expert I suppose, are you :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Now this is science I can believe in!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Cagney.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# *readies Spang-o-Tron*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningoon

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# "A trunk is an elephant's nose so therefore Americans are stupid"
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# pfft *clickity*
Though I must admit, male though I am, my shoes are not able to comprehend mechanical devices either :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I should conder myself
drunk in charge of instructions
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# gas is a liquid
I've had farts go like that
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Sharts?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# white trousers
if I remember correctly
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# haha haven't we all....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# ...but apart from that, the Vicar's tea party went wonderfully
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# ....Oh how we all laughed afterwards.
well...apart from Mr Pendergast, who was just about to take a bite of that sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Just the man I was looking for.
Cheers for that garlic advice. Cleaned my aphids up in a couple of days. Fortunately I caught it early.
Weird thing is there's an investation I can do very little about on a sycamore which is next to a grape vine. Vines being notorioously susceptable to aphids but it's never effected.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Glad to hear it worked fella.
Re the trees, I have two Chestnut trees in my garden, and I know that they are the source of a lot of the nasties I find elsewhere causing trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Trouble is that they're weakened after fire damage about 10 years back and have a low immunity.
I did but about ten thousand ladybird larvae that is prgessively helping more each year.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Why don't you water them with orange juice?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Isn't that canibalism?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# what's this about garlic? it works on aphids?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# yeah, but you have to throw it really hard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I didn't actually do it the way TMoC told me to do but it still worked.
I got a shot class, put about a tablespoon of garlic granules in it and filled it up with white wine, I then left it for 12 hours, poured the contents into a small spray bottle (about half a litre) and filled with water.
Then after giving the plant a good spray a couple of times a day for a couple of days they all died off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Buy ladybirds!
www.gardening-naturally.com/acatalog/Ladybirds.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I actually cultivate them in the garden
Unforunately when I had the problem, from a store bought strawberry plant, the ladybirds had died off and the larvae unhatched.

EDIT: I think when I bought them a couple of years ago I got them from that site. THe only trouble is someone press ctrl I near them and they came out black with red spots.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Freaky!
I had a dream about this VERY picture last night . . .

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Haha yes!
How things work No 3:
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# official freebase facebook
www.facebook.com/J0NE5Y
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# ironically his girlfriend has been photoshopped
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# lolwut?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
#
www.facebook.com/J0NE5Y#!/profile.php?id=652798109
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# haha
Here is (was) the b3ta edition: www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=25719581786
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha, poor freebase
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# shhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# WORK IT, LET ME WORK IT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# WORK FOR YOUR FREEDOM
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I was hoping someone would giffify this. *Saves*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
# haha Vimod looks so comfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Aahhhh Golfing bats and a Fortnum's hamper
A great day ahead....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] those were the days
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha
talking of burning, I think my laptop is abut to catch fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:24, archived)
# throw some water on it - quick
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# does it matter if it is salty?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Salty water puts out hotter fires
That's science FACT.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# the release of salty water
sure puts my fires out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# That'll be because of the petrol you've poured over it
and that match you're about to throw on it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I think its becasue I am still in bed and the duvet was stuffed up against the exhaust vent
I am off sick today with a sore throat - honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I did similar the other day
It was getting really hot on my lap, so I put a cushion under it.

An hour later it shut itself down rather than explode
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I have a yoga book underneath it now
it's the most useful it has ever been
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# I used to have to sit mine on a hardback so there was some air circulation under it
then it died completely so I sent it back to HP and they replaced the motherboard, fan, heatsink and graphics card

Now it works a treat - it's like having a new laptop in a knackered case :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Fab
I got my money back on mine cos it broke in the first year.
Got it fixed and money back... free laptop!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Fantastic sir!
*Clicky* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# cheers ninj
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Ha!
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for readable
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# A guide on how to get that industry funding
Bribe with biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I've run out of TCNQ-apples.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Maybe some hydroquinone-burgers?
I feel rather bad about that photo the other day. After my lab mate said he was worried about advertising the stuf, he found a paper the next day where every last piece of work he's done since he started was published...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 11:42, archived)
# :( That must have been a downer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# He took it well.
Nine months of research gone. Always worth doing a thorough literature check before getting too involved.

So, to answer the previous question, it's a mixture of iron nitroprusside (red blocks) and an unknown blue-green insoluble impurity.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Huh. Nitroprusside looks interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
class
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# is it sexy scientist thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# I'd like to claim I was one.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# you have a lovely personality
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# fucking hope so

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
# You have no idea.
You should see some of the hermits in the physics department.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# best way to get your hands on magenesium?
metal pencil sharpeners! my colleague at work recently got in trouble for burning a hole through a heatproof matt AND solid wooden science desk after sticking magnesium pencil sharpeners in the bunsen burners in front of her y8 class! xx
(I helped save b3ta! lucifer101, Thu 13 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Young Scientist
I won the young scientist of the year, he's a great little fellow, just sits in the corner playing with his test tubes and stuff :)
(garrison, Thu 13 May 2010, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha I hate those adverts
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# but that cream contains patented makeyoulookyoungerserum in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# "Inspired by gene science" Is my current favourite hated phrase. It is a legal whisker away from an actual lie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
#
"Our unique neutroceramide formula actively replenishes your skin's moisture"

wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Space invaders protecting my skin?
Cool!

Edit: And it's still, fucking, Ulay in my household!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# right on!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Damn right!
And it's still Jif to me. And Snickers. And Bounty
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# *slaps*
Marathon!!!

And Opal Fruits
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
# HaHa! Doh!
And I'm not even pissed yet!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I think this is how it worked
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Ha very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Shamone!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# *Not ginger*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Grecian 2000 lol's
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# HAHAHA
*breathes*

nicely done
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
Now THIS is a film worth making!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Anthony Warrel Thomson never looked so "good"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# HAHAHA, Look where you aimin' ya crazy Cookster!
Great work Ninj! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Thanks Q, bless ya!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# lookeylikey-
Robin cook? I thought it was Compo, can't believe I've just seen the similarity.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Biology 101
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Is there such a thing as a "nano" Biologist?
woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
# They're big fans of Mork&Mindy
Incidentally, they're remaking that show with the Swedish Chef and Steve Irwin's daughter. They're calling it Bork & Bindi.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Hmm. No. Biochemist, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# never mind that
is that all she is wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Sexy science
She's wearing a Labpcoat
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I would like to biology her!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I'd like to test her tubes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:54, archived)
# I'll fetch the litmus paper.
AND THE GLOVES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:57, archived)
# and fetch my lab-wellies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# You're very dedicated to the cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# and fetch my chloroform
it's in the jar marked 'lemonade'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I'm very sorry - I pissed in your chloroform.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# that could work!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Donations to the "Make sexual innuendoes about a model in a labcoat" charity are very low this year.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# That sounds fake. I swear if it's fake I'm going to do unspeakable things to your lemonade.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# meiosis?
(RobbJ, Sun 16 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I'd like to bally well shag her senseless!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I'd make my Bunsen burn 'er
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I'd culture her petri dish.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 15 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I've a fair few saucy scientists looking for pics today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Haven't they got anything better to do?
Like finding a cure for hiccups or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:59, archived)
# or making new kitchen gadgets
to sell on bid-up.tv
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# price-drop tv is where it's at
*needs more Greg Scott*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# I played a price-drop tv drinking game once
the rules were really hard :(
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# did it cost you £7.99 P&P each shot? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# it involved constantly drinking
for the entire time the price dropped. And every time they mentioned the full-title of the item in question. That's it, just those two rules.

I think I passed out after 2 items.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# She can biologist my micro *any* time.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
#

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Is there a problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
You silly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha lovely!
"The shuttle departing from platform 5 will be 10 minutes late due to signal failure"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# pfft
meteors on the line
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:39, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:38, archived)
# hahah
wtf is that thing outside the station? It looks like some kind of super-broom FROM THE FUTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:46, archived)
# It's the Vileda Public Art Broom 3000
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
"Partly brought to you with a £60,000 Arts Council grant"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# it's Timmy Mallet's toilet brush
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# "*CRHRRKK* Passengers are reminded that as of Tusday it is essential that *CHRUHHKKK* oxygen masks *CHHHRKRKK* severe anal bleeding *CHRKKKKRKK* danger of death *CHRKKKRKK*
*BING* Thankyou."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# But isn't that what happens on the tube anyway?
(doesn't live in Fancy-pants-London)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# OH man, you should SEE some of the fancy pants we have down here!
Especially here in Camden, which is an internationally renowned centre for the fanciest of pants.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Pah!
You're lucky if Camdenites are wearing shoes, let alone pants
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# you are thinking of the Northern Line
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:52, archived)
#
"Welcome on board the Northern Line service to Mill Hill East. Our cruising altitude will be approximately 0 feet. On arrival at Mill Hill East there will be no need to adjust your watches as it is in the same time zone as everywhere else."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
# I got an amature parking ticket in Mill Hill
it was a hand written note stuffed inside an official parking ticket sticky envelope thing, moaning about the fact that I had parked in front of someone's drive. The drive in question belonged to the person I was staying with who had invited me to park there.

The cheek of it! The ironic fact is that they owned one of the sticky envelope things, presumably from a ticket they had got whereas I've never had a parking ticket in my life. Cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:59, archived)
# All the time! It's the most sexy underground line.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Fucking Northern Line
Absolute OUTRAGE in the media at early eveing and wekend closures.

Yeah, us scummers on the Victoria Line have had to put up with it for THREE YEARS. You don't hear us compalining.
Apart rom me, now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# let it out Joe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Thanks
Fucking Northern Line with yer fucking Hampstead, and yer fucking Camden.

I lived in Tufnell Park... I know how shit the Northern Line is.

I don't care, we've got sexy new trains that go whoosh fast now.
But we still sit outside Seven Sisters for five minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# the healing process has begun
you have taken the first step
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# When I was a little un
I think I thought that this was the case
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Triple Whammy - The last three Compos all rolled into one
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# This should win the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:31, archived)
# That's the ropiest diagram of ionic bonding I've ever seen! :)
WHERE ARE THE ORBITALS!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Sevenoaks.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Sweet zombie Jesus! The US patent office has some awful chemical diagrams:
www.uspto.gov/web/patents/classification/uspc514/defs514.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# They're playing Guilfest in July.
also, thankyou for admitting I'm cleverer than you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:38, archived)
# nerdporn
right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] "I am your creator, your master and you WILL obey me!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
Sadly not, Rupe...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Fears* and *Clicks*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:29, archived)
# !
(thirdvertigo, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:19, archived)
# lol fliddy Abraham Lincoln
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# {ö,ö}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
#
Thought as much.
(thirdvertigo, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# "Take THAT, Booth, you popular actor!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# dammit
the board has just slowed down
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# It's only one. Maybe we get away with it if noone else starts posting them.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# trouble with goats is
they are like sheep
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# No - it's sheep that are very goats-y.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# please nobody shop that
please
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# It's funny how rotating goats by 37° enhances the goat experience by 54%
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# trufax?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Yep

How are you the Kittyvomit?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:28, archived)
# You've shown me the results of rotating a goat by 37°, but you haven't shown me HOW to do it.
This is poor science :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:17, archived)
# ^ :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Yes I have, boy! Look at the diagram above!
Keep up, lad - keep up!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# hahahaha
given all fish puns that are available, this could be a compo on its own

IT IS: b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post721242
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Fishist.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:31, archived)
# ^ I found you. I think you should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:32, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Ohhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Wow
I have waited a long time for someone else to see the humour in turbots!


(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Can we just assume....
...someone has done a "goatse rotation" response so we don't have to look at it ?
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:58, archived)
# TJ
anyone see Junior Apprentice last night?
I'm so glad that posh little cunt got fired - he irritated me enormously

www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/jnr/series1/jordan-de-courcy.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# nope for that very same reason...I knew they'd be annoying brats
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# there's some decent normal kids in it
but he was a comedy evil genius
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
#
(thirdvertigo, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:25, archived)
# evil just look at him!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Join the zits
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:59, archived)
# no...
I came home drunk and watched Desperate Fishwives with the missus read a book while the missus watched Desperate Fishwives
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# I feel your pain
I'm going to make the missus sit through an episode of Lost, to restore the balance :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:41, archived)
# To be fair
my missus puts up with a lot of crap from me... I did make her watch all THREE election debates AND the chancellor one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
# haha, same here
but it's good for them, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Ahh bless.
I just bought mine a new telly and installed it in the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:01, archived)
# above the sink?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# :D
Actually yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# They were all pretty irritating
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:27, archived)
# I quite liked the sassy chick though
but that's a different story
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# She'l be alright looking when her skin clears up and she grows some tits
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:32, archived)
# it wasn't a problem
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
# You're a madman
You're playing God I tell you
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# The rotation of goats is a sign of WITCHCRAFT!
*fashions ducking-stool out of office chair and water cooler*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# hehe
Looks more like 397º to me? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I like the Roatation deliberate spelling mistake. That's my favourite bit.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Me to - it makes it rhyme with goat, without which it wouldn't otherwise, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Prove me wrong
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:10, archived)
# I'd hate to get that electricity bill
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Bigot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
#
free-loops.com/download-free-loop-3396.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Nice animation!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# I wish I could take credit but God made the Earth as we well know
I just assembled all the parts
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Fab animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# but where is the table?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# It's below the lamp. God keeps the room dark as otherwise people on the nightside would never get any sleep
Sometimes he sneaks in to play on his PS3 but he's more into his iPhone at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# I knew God was an apple fanboy
all that business with Eve was a dead giveaway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Funny thing is...
that hinge mechanism at the bottom of the light would look an awful lot like Orion's belt if it caught some light.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Who's to say that's not what Orion's belt is?
Apart form astronomers obviously
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Pft. what do they know.
They still haven't figured out that the sun is a lightbulb.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:33, archived)
# And not an eco one at that
The sun is definitely adding to global warming: FACT
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:38, archived)
# the sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Well quite obviously it's not
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:35, archived)

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